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Saw @ask-madam-ruby Kodanth design and i loved it, so here is a little portait of him, hope you like it :3
@thelovelydeer @deerblogsarcive @deerdrawingbook
Link for better quality is here now https://drive.google.com/file/d/1z1uA8Zko6LvW_OoCDypOMKxPIariIsDq/view?usp=drivesdk
#Kodanth#not my disign of him#toa#toa trollhunters#changeling#ask madam ruby#tales of arcadia#my art <3
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"Aye, that's the tiniest terror, Yuki." Kat smiled a little "Yuki, you alright?" Yuki twittered and moved a bit to peek up at Thorth. "Hi." she looked around "Am okay. forgots how to stop. Hi Alex!"
Kat blinked, her tail swaying side to side. "... Ruby? ... I thought your parents died. What's uh... what's going on?"
Ruby turns to Kat. “I thought they died too. But like Della and Blinch, they came back to life.”
The tired trolls look over at Kat. Thorth, the orange troll, goes to Kat and sniff the air. “You smell different. Not human. Not troll. Not changeling.”
“Thorth, please be kind.” Ophelia nervously said. “S-sorry about him. His been over protected lately. I’m Ophelia and this is my mate Thorth.”
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Hello! I've seen you mentioning various RWBY reactors in posts. Do you have like a top list of recommendations? Been trying to find more ones that are positive about the show (including the later Volumes).
Well my personal favorites would be:
- Xiao Long Media (V4-9 reactions, honestly probably the reaction I’m most excited to see especially if it’s Bee related)
- KaitoDan (He’s been making videos about Rwby since near the beginning)
- Kiaxet (V3-9, her and Megan are a great duo and were even on the Aftershow for RWBY)
- Eric Reacts (Honestly he needs more attention he seems like such a sweetheart)
- ghoxttherebel (I have never seen someone so absolutely hyped for this show before, he’s guaranteed to make you smile)
- Sirs and Madams/Cheryl Watch Party (They are more for the music, but they’re all great)
- Melissa Hime (Absolute pure soul, gets super invested)
- Liam Catterson (Another guy who seems like such a sweetie)
- Robin Rising (I don’t agree with everything he says but he seems to come at the show from a very fair perspective and I can respect that)
And as for the newer blood:
- Definitely Not Definitive (Almost completely caught up and an absolute delight)
- NSAF (If you’ve seen any of my posts I’m willing to bet you’ve seen the ones about her)
- Open Arms (Another duo, another that’s really into dissecting the music, but it’s really fun seeing Mortius introduce Casper to this show, and he seems to really love it)
- Patrol Nation (Unfortunately his reactions seem to be based on request so I don’t know how often he’ll post videos but his reactions to the first two volumes have been fun)
There’s also What-The-Heck-Is-RWBY that started as a liveblog here on tumblr and then started doing reactions on YouTube instead halfway through V4 to help hopefully speed up their reaction process. They’re great as well.
Hope that was at all helpful to you. I know there’s probably more but these are the main ones I watch and pay attention to.
#rwby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#weiss schnee#greenlight volume 10#greenlightvolume10#asks#shieldagent93#nsaf#not so average fangirl#xiao long media#kaitodan#kiaxet#Eric reacts#ghoxttherebel#definitely not definitive#sirs and madams#Melissa hime#Liam catterson#Robin rising#open arms reacts#mortius#casper fox#cf entertainment
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Morticia and Gomez Effect
Mihawk X FemReader
Since Mihawk is based off of Dracula (Duh) and his whole goth dilf attitude it would make sense he's Romanian 🇷🇴
Also I drank some wine 🍷 before this so enjoy!!
>>> Part 2
• Giving Mihawk's personality I don't think he is the type that finds his opposite attractive. No this man likes those dark mysterious women-
• Def has a More Gothic wife.
• Mihawk is not one to openly talk about his fine but doesn't hide it either. If someone points out the gold ring hanging by his cross he will say it's his wedding band-
• However when his wife is around, he is quite flirty. A smirk on his lips as he will wrap his hand around your waist, lay kisses on your hand or pepper a kiss to the side of your neck. Uncaring if the world sees
• You also can defend yourself perfectly fine so he doesn't have to worry too much about you getting attacked- Truthfully he would pity someone so foolish to do so. Cause if you didn't kill them he would.
• But what was most known was- Mihawk was so whipped for you. Figuratively and Literally-
• The way you were formally introduced to the whole entirety of the Strawhat pirates was a necessary evil.
• "Zoro we need this- It says a red ruby is needed in order for this and we have non thays big enough!" Nami yelled pointing to the treasure map, Zoro sighed. He had accidently admitted he knew someone with a ruby big enough-
• After enough pestering he agreed and they set sail to Kuraigana Island
• It didn't take long to arrive at the gloomy island, A quick journey to the large castle and the spare key hidden under the mat lead the group inside.
• It looked like a cleaned haunted house- Which frightened the group more till the sound of your voice shook them from their thoughts
• "Is someone here?" You call from the large lounging area. Drawing them all in to the well lit room with a crackling fireplace.
• Sanji covered his nose quickly to stop a nosebleed as he stared at you, So elegantly seated with a cup of tea and a amused look on your face at seeing such a young group or pirates breaking into your home.
• Before Sanji could say a word Zoro slammed his hand over the blondes mouth quickly.
• "Madam Dracule" He said formally and bowed respectfully
• His whole crew stiffening at hearing the formal use of your name.
• DRACULE MIHAWKS WIFE!?
• Sipping your tea you raised a brow at Zoro as he bowed deeply to you. You knew he respected you just as much as Mihawk- the wife of his teacher as well as one of his teachers as well since you did assist in training.
• "Zoro, My dear child what brings you and your friends here?" You ask calmly, setting your tea aside as you felt the shift of the room.. they were nervous.
• "We came here to ask you-" The sound of the door slamming open shook them as they heard heavy footsteps walk to them. Revealing the man of the home, Mihawk. Wet from rain and pulling his hat from his head with a stoic frown
• "Dragă (Darling), What is this?" Mihawk questioned as he returned to his island home to see a familiar pirate ship docked and his Pupil on their knees before his wife. Paired with the group of familiar pirated standing in his livingroom.
• "I am not sure yet love, We were just about to discuss it" You say softly, standing up to gelp him take off his sword and coat. Already feeling his eyes following you as you did this-
• Both of you knowing it was an excuse to touch him.
• "We wished to temporarily barrow your ruby necklace Madame." Zoro said still bowing formally
• Mihawk's eyebrow twitching at hearing this-
• "You wish for my wife to give you her necklace?" He said as his eyes narrowed down at them.
• "J-Just for a little bit Sir!" Nami said, feeling anxiety wash through her system.
• "My Love" You cooed, reaching a hand over and touching the side of his face. Immediately it was like dealing with a feline, Leaning into your touch as he gave you a warning glare.
• "Barrowing a necklace is so minor compared to us at that age. Remember Cohi Island?" You purred, Mihawk giving a subtle growl in the back of his throat. "Ah Cohi Island, How can I forget?" He all but purred out.
• The two of you reminiscing as Mihawk began to place kisses up your arms as you pulled him close and whispered sweet sensual words and memories to him.
• "A little necklace won't be much trouble, Especially since it will be returned~" You whispered in his ear
• The poor strawhats subjected to the very outward affection of the Warlord. It was quite a unpleasant experience for them all-
• Mihawk unclasping the necklace with his teeth before tossing it at Zoro who quickly caught it. The Warlord glaring at his Pupil lazily
• "It will be returned' He said stoically, before returning to his task at hand.
• You wave them off, Smiling softly as Mihawk leaned into your neck to lay kisses and love bites.
• Zoro bowing again quickly as he held the necklace and the youthful pirates quickly filed out of the castle as fast as possible. Zoro still clutching the gemstone
• "Holy fuck! She literally got Hawkeye of all people to give you the necklace!" Usopp said in shock as Zoro nodded. Nami's eyeing that diamond necklace
• "Yes but it must be returned-" He stressed. Not being stupid enough to let anyone steal from his mentor or his wife-
• The group nodded and looked out at the raging storm that beat against them.
• "Well it's raining maybe we can ask for a room-" Usopp started but Zoro quickly shook his head, His face pale and eyes like he was living through War Flashbacks.
• "No- The unholy noises that are about to invade that castle no one will sleep" He said in a deadpan voice- and from the look in his eyes everyone believed him.
• That was a couple too in love
#x reader#one peice x reader#one piece#one peice live action#mihawk x reader#hawkeye mihawk#one piece mihawk#dracule mihawk#op mihawk#dracule mihawk x reader
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Random Doctor Who Facts You Might Not Know, Part 4
While trying to figure out how Jenny was the Fifth Doctor's daughter, the Nine suggested he might be her father or her mother.
The Nun once shot and imprisoned the Tenth Doctor on her TARDIS, using a psychic shroud to take on his appearance temporarily before "regenerating" into her own body.
The Eighth Doctor has traveled with both a Cyberman and an Ice Warrior before (albeit not at the same time).
Jasper and Stewart are a pair of Fledershrews (a type of bat) that took residence in the TARDIS. The Doctor considered them to be good friends.
The Doctor had at least one grandfather and seven grandmothers.
Horses can be cyber-converted.
The Seventh Doctor took Ace back in time to kill the would-be dictator as well, but they were also unable to go through with it.
At the same time the Fifteenth Doctor and Ruby were dealing with goblins (24/12/2023), the Seventh Doctor and Ace were in a Los Angeles toyshop.
Wilfred Mott enlisted while he was still underage.
Orlando Bloom stars in Indiana Jones movie remakes.
Sam Jones knew what the Doctor's name is.
By some accounts, the Doctor removed his name from time, meaning only they and the Master (as well as anyone they later told) remembered it.
Ian Chesterton was taught how to ride a horse by Alexander the Great.
The TARDIS once dematerialized with a Nazi (played by David Tennant) half in, half out, leading to his incredibly gruesome death.
On Harmony, an idyllic planet, the locals harvested any visitors for food as the other animals had all died out.
Sometimes, the Doctor has worked to actively change history, like the time the Second Doctor tried to save Horatio Nelson from dying in the Battle of Trafalgar.
As the First Doctor regenerated into the Second, the TARDIS also somewhat regenerated, shrinking around fifteen centimeters.
River Song has eleven siblings such as Brooke, Stream, Lake, Creek, H-One, H-Two, O, etc. All of them are clones created by Madame Kovarian from River's DNA.
Speaking of River, she's been married to both Bernice Summerfield and Jack Harkness before.
Amy Pond was once mutated into an almost butterfly-like creature.
The Master does not like David Attenborough.
At one point, the most wanted criminal in the galaxy was the Master, and the Rani was second most wanted.
Snow White and the Seven Keys to Doomsday was a Gallifreyan bedtime story the Eleventh Doctor recalled enjoying.
In this story, Rassilon would ask the Matrix daily: "Matrix, Matrix that sees over all, who has the power to make Gallifrey fall?" The Matrix would always respond with: "Only you, oh Rassilon. Only you, through the Eye of Harmony have that power." One day, the Matrix added: "Snowana the Fair, using the Keys of Doomsday, she has the power to destroy all of Gallifrey." Rassilon was greatly angered by this and banished Snowana to the wastelands, expecting her to die, but instead, she grew into Snow White. Selendor had created a great weapon that could be used to destroy cities and fashioned seven keys to it, one for each sin of the Time Lords. He gave one key to Snow White expecting her to get some revenge, but she instead ran away and created a force field around her and the keys. Selendor died of grief for his lost keys
Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28
#doctor who#classic who#new who#dw eu#doctor who eu#doctor who expanded universe#big finish doctor who#big finish audios#big finish#the master#the rani#first doctor#second doctor#eleventh doctor#river song#bernice summerfield#jack harkness#amy pond#ian chesterton#david tennant#eighth doctor#sam jones#fifteenth doctor#ruby sunday#seventh doctor#ace mcshane#wilfred mott#fifth doctor#tenth doctor#the nun
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⌞✰ᴅᴀʀᴋ! ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ! ᴍᴀɴʜᴡᴀ/ᴍᴀɴʜᴜᴀ ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ✰⌝ 【 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝟏𝟎 】
【 𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕 】
【 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝟏 】
【 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝟐 】
Chapter 3 to 9 are posted on AO3, Wattpad and Quotev :3
Damn this semester was craaaazy man but thankfully I passed the year 🥳
Also to those reading this before other chaps, no mc is NOT pregnant
Anyways sorry in advance if there's any grammatical error I missed and hope you enjoy the chapter 🌻🌻🌻
Gazing intently at the shimmering ruby ring on his finger, the man's brows creased with thought at his current predicament.
It has been two days since Kim Rok Soo, now known as Cale, arrived in this new world. He was currently at the tea shop called [The Fragrance of Tea with Poetry] to clear his mind. When he decided to visit the shop early in the morning, the owner, Billos, walked over to him and warmly greeted him with a bright smile upon seeing him walk through the door, talking to him as if they were longtime acquaintances.
"Welcome Cale!"
Cale blinked, then replied. " Hello."
Billos glanced at the ring he was wearing and decided to ask. "So, what did she think about the ring?"
Ah yes, that.
The red-head faked a found smile as he lifted his hand to admire the ring. "She loved it." He did his best to sound sincere. "Thank you again; I appreciate it."
"It was no problem! Anything for my dearest client."
....sure.
"Anyways, I want-"
Before he could say another word, the blonde beat him to it.
"Ah yes, the third floor is empty as usual. You go sit yourself down while I prepare the sweet tea and bring the novel you requested last time."
Oh, so Cale was a regular here, noted.
Cale nodded silently, placing a golden coin in the man's chubby hand. "Consider the rest as your tip."
That coin was worth one million gallons. He was aware that the guy was wealthier than him, but he didn't give a damn. After all, since he was the son of a filthy rich Count now, he was finally able to do what he always wanted to try but couldn't due to his lack of money.
Billos smiled. "Ah, generous as always."
.......
(・ω・)つ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⊂(・ω・)
And so here he was, surveying the city gates from the window, with a steaming cup of tea in his hand. Waiting for the hero to arrive, he took a sip and hummed in satisfaction. The sweet flavor was a nice change from the bitter tea the creepy old assassin kept serving him.
When he first transmigrated here and found himself in the body of Cale Henituse, the minor antagonist that got beaten to a bloody pulp by the protagonist, he looked at himself in the mirror for a while before slapping himself multiple times, trying to wake himself up from this silly dream, but alas, it was unfortunately real.
Adjusting to the new environment has been a bit challenging due to it being different than what he expected. The lack of fear or annoyance from those around him made him feel lost, but he got over his shock pretty quick and began looking for answers.
Fortunately, he managed to catch a maid who was alone last night and drag her to somewhere secluded without anyone noticing.
Young master? Is something the matter?"
Ignoring her bewildered look, Cale crossed his arms. "Please tell me everything that went down the past month and don't leave out any details, understood?"
The maid was confused, and rightfully so.
"Huh..?"
What kind of request was that?
Cale pulled out something from his pocket and tossed it to her.
?
She opened the pouch, and her eyes widened.
!?
The pouch was full of gold coins!
"Oh god..."
"Now, tell me everything."
"O-ok!"
She spilled out everything, how the madam fell down the stairs after revealing what 'he' actually did and lost her memory, how the Count threatened to disown him if he didn't make things right, and how he managed to fix his reputation after the truth was out and win the woman's affection, then proposed again on their anniversary during the festival.
The maid sighed blissfully as she recalled the event.
"It was so romantic, and then you two went back to the mansion early and...." She trailed off and coughed, a blush covering her cheeks from the memory. She happened to pass by the room late at night, and oh god, the things she heard the madam say...
Cale groaned, of course. He didn't want to hear THAT kind of detail! "Is that all?"
"Yes, young master."
"..Hm, thank you then."
He handed her another small pouch. " This is for your silence, tonight never happened ok?"
.....
"Who am I and what is this place?"
Cale chuckled at her words, Good.
Money really is the best.
(・ω・)つ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⊂(・ω・)
It was all weird. but he'll have to get used to it. Besides, this wasn't so bad; at least he doesn't have to pretend to be trash or anything of the sort; that was a plus.
He won't miss his past life that's for sure. With him being an orphan with no money or loved ones to speak of, his life had no purpose or meaning.
That was not living; that was just...not dying.
He shook his head, sighing deeply.
The man absolutely hated pain and death, so for now, he has to make sure he avoids triggering Choi Han's rage. After that, he can enjoy his family riches to his heart's content and live his dream life of being a slacker without fear of any harm coming his way.
After all, his life motto was pretty simple.
"Living long without pain. Enjoying the small joys of life. Living a peaceful life..."
Yup, that would be perfect for him.
As for his wife...
Cale covered his face with both his hands as he recalls the 'joyous' news; the word 'father' still caused him to have the chills.
Well...that can wait. He will cross that bridge when he gets there.
He looked out the window again. Today was the 31st day of the 3rd month in the 781st year of the Feliz calendar. The Harris Village, where the hero considered it his home after leaving the forest of darkness, is most likely burned down with no survivors by now.
Choi Han was going to arrive any day now, and he has to be prepared. As much as he wanted to stay in his room and not interact with the man at all, he can't avoid him since he needs to run into Ron and his son so they can follow the hero on his long journey, so he needs to make a good first impression.
Tsk, this was troublesome.
Cale decided to relax first and enjoy the sweet tea while reading the book the original owner requested, it was a transmigration novel...huh, interesting.
After a while, he exited the cozy shop and found himself greeted by a small kitten. Its vibrant red fur and golden eyes caught his attention almost immediately. It sat there, seeming to be waiting for someone; its ears perked up and its tail wiggled with excitement once it saw him. He had to admit it was quite adorable.
"Meow!"
Cale frowned and tried to shoo it away. " I don't have food for you, go away."
The feline didn't seem to be phased by his words, simply blinking at him and mewing again as it rubbed itself against his leg, making the man sigh before setting his sights on a bakery nearby and making his way over there. He thought the kitten would be hot on his heels mewing for food, and planned to buy it some meat while he was at it, but it sat there, watching him for a while before running off as soon as he brought loads of bread.
Oh well, he shrugged as he walked off, leaving behind a very very happy baker who was closing his shop for the day. He made 2,2 million gallons! That's far more than he can make in a month!! This would allow him to pamper his beloved wife with a lavish gift and treat her to a nice dinner!
Hmm~ he couldn't wait.
(・ω・)つ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⊂(・ω・)
"I-It's a man-eating tree! It will kill you!"
Ugh...those brats won't shut up; he was aware of
the dangers thank you very much.
He was currently at the hill that looked over the city, there he found a small spot that was fenced off from all directions except for the empty space that previously had an old wooden door that he was easily able to break.
The tree that was inside looked to be hundreds of years old, it was given a special name by the people here.
The man-eating tree, those who decided to end their lives and hang themselves there became mummies overnight and were beyond recognition.
Placing the heavy bag on the ground, he looked at the tree with a faint smile. That's the one he's been looking for, and those punks trying to warn him confirmed it.
A long time ago, during ancient times, there was a priestess who got kicked out of the temple she worked at, the reason being that her gluttony was far too much to handle.
The woman died soon after from starvation as a result and a tree grew on top of her body. Her grudges and power resided in this tree, a power he wanted to obtain for himself.
[The indestructible shield]
That shield is the left-over of that woman's power, and he was going to get it.
He began emptying the bag and feeding the hole that was large enough to fit an adult's head. When the bag was half empty he was interrupted again by the little girl tapping his back.
"It's dangerous!"
.....
Cale rubbed his temples for a bit before he took out two breads from the bag. "I won't die." He mumbled, tossing the little bags to her. "Here, now get lost."
The little boy grabbed his sister's hand. "Noona, let's go."
"...ok." She looked at him again, her eyes held some concern. "Be careful sir.." She warned him one last time and backed off, handing one of the breads to her brother, who happily tore off the wrapping and began eating it.
Finally, now he can work in peace.
He began feeding the tree again, once the bag was completely empty he smiled in satisfaction upon seeing the darkness that was formed by the grudge became fainter than before.
"M..more.."
Creepy...
"I'll bring more tomorrow." This would probably need about seven more large bags or so.
"MORE..!"
Geez, gluttony was such a scary thing.
He stood up, dusted himself off and stepped out of the fenced area. He spotted the two children sitting near the entrance, happily munching on the bread and scoffed.
"Listen here, if you want more food tomorrow, don't utter a word of this to anyone understood?"
!
More food!?
They nodded eagerly, which was not surprising; after all, the children of the slums treasured food above everything else, they did not fear anything, not even death.
Cale left after that, the children paused and watched him silently. Once he was out of sight, the silver-haired girl ran to the other side of the fence, where a woman was waiting there with a bag.
"He's gone now miss!" She exclaimed, Hong stayed where he was as his sister pulled on the woman's hand.
Who was this woman?
Why of course, who else could it be other than you?
(・ω・)つ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⊂(・ω・)
Standing by the ancient tree, a heartwarming smile spread across your face as you ruffled the boy's hair. "Good job Hong, you did amazing!"
Beaming with pride, the boy grinned at the praise and scratched his nose bashfully. "It was no trouble for me!"
Placing the sack on the ground and opening it, you said. "Well then there you go, a deal's a deal." You handed them a bag full of bread and some pastries.
Delighted beyond words, the two could hardly contain their excitement as the girl swiftly grabbed the bag, expressing her gratitude with a bow. "Thank you!"
With that, they left and waited outside the fence for you as usual while devouring the food, leaving you to do your task in peace.
You received no new task, so as a way to pass time you spent most of the day either in your room reading novels and being a lazy bum or shopping with Lily. She was such fun company!
Recently you decided to do this, feed the creepy tree and at the same time get closer with the kids. Their cuteness was almost too much for you that you were resisting the urge to just up and adopt them instead of Cale every time you came by.
That damn baker you buy the food from better keep his mouth shut, you thought. As you bent down and threw the food inside, you heard Xian speak in a cheerful tone.
[Speeding up the process for the protagonist! Good job host!]
.....sure.
....
[...You weren't planning on taking the holy shield for yourself, right host?]
.....
[Host..?]
You snickered, amused at how he was so easy to fool. 'Of course not you dummy, why would I do something like that?'
[ Don't scare me like that! .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·. ]
'What's with those emojis?'
[ They're cute no? I wanted to try something new :3 ]
Well, it was kind of cute. 'Sure sure, whatever makes you happy.'
[ Oh by the way I forgot to mention, would you like to see what the other hosts think of your performance so far??? ]
....the fuck.
You abruptly stopped what you were doing. ' What do you mean by that?'
[ Every host's actions is recorded by their system for future reference and security reasons, I posted the recording of you online and let's just say you've gained quiet a few admirers! ]
....
Did you hear that right?
'You.What?'
[Where did you think those points came from? 70% where given by the main system while the rest was gifted by the hosts who liked what they saw.]
Did he also show the....
"Hmm.."
'The kids aren't here right now so why don't you come out~?' you thought in a sickly sweet tone.
[ No, you're gonna break my screen if I do. ]
OBVIOUSLY-
[ I didn't post footage of you having sex with the minor antagonist if that's what you're worrying about! ] Though he was tempted to do that as payback for the stress you put him through.
Oh. Well then.
You sighed in relief, at least you got points from it. 'Just don't do it without asking me next time k?'
He rolled his eyes, like when you asked him when you made such a reckless plan? [ Of course host! ]
[ Anyways, I have the comments left by the other players and the comments left by the readers from the real world reading the novel from Kim Rok Soo's pov; which one would you like to see first? ]
'Wait, the real world? My world?'
[ Yup! We actually aren't allowed to see those, only the main system can. ]
'Then how did you-'
[ My friend hacked into it for me just this once :D ]
'.....Never mind, that's none of my business, I want to see the comments left by the readers please.'
[ Alright! Just a moment please, those comments are a mix from the Manhwa and the novel. ]
A screen hovered before you.
Hm, nice!
[ There's still many more! Would you like to see view them as well :D? ]
'Later, I'm done now.' you answered as you threw the last pastry in. The darkness didn't fade, not a tiny bit, which was understandable since the bag was not even half the size Cale brought.
[As you wish host.]
Walking out of the fenced area, you turned to the kids. "Thank you two for keeping watch. I'll bring you some cake tomorrow. Do you have any flavours in mind?" You needed to bring some fruit and meat as well; eating sweets everyday was unhealthy.
"Carrot-cake please!"
"Chocolate!" The boy beamed.
"Chocolate again? You sure don't want anything else?"
Hong shook his head, jumping up and down. "Chocolate!!"
"Alright alright." You laughed softly at his enthusiasm before turning to leave. "Again, don't mention me at all alright? Especially to my husband."
"Yes miss!" They exclaimed in unison.
"Alright then, take care."
"Bye!"
(・ω・)つ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⊂(・ω・)
That's how it went for the next few days. On or Hong would keep an eye out for Cale while you fed the tree, just not enough to make the darkness grow fainter, least Cale gets suspicious.
It became a routine. That is, until the kids decided to put their little plan into motion.
Watching you throw the last piece of pastry into the hole, On made eye contact with her brother, silently nodding to each other as they stood up and headed over to you.
"Finally."
It's going to take about 1 or 2 more trips for the darkness to completely fade. You decided to leave the rest of the work to Cale since you grew bored of doing this.
You felt something pull on your dress.
Hm?
You looked down and paused, taken aback by the big, puppy-dog eyes Hong had while On was eating a cookie as he spoke with hesitation.
"M..mom..?"
.......
So..so..SOO CUTE, AHHHHHHh!!
[ Dont fall for it host! ]
'Too late.'
[ Host! (˘・_・˘) ]
Resisting the urge to hug the boy and squeeze him to death, you bent down and pinched his cheek. "You sly, sly brat, you think I'll fall for that?"
They flinched, looking down in shame. They failed...
"No! That wasn't my intention! I-I..-"
"Because you're right."
"..Huh?"
You reached out and ruffled their hair, your expression softening. "I'm taking you two home."
What!?
They looked up; their eyes widened in surprise. "Really..?"
"Of course!" You replied with a grin. "Don't try to trick me again though." Your words were firm, but your expression was still gentle.
[ Shouldn't the protagonist be the one to take them in..? ಠ_ಠ ]
'Oh come on it's not that big of an event; besides, they're warming up to him anyway so whoever brings them home doesn't matter, just let this one slide k?'
[....I give up! (ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻! ]
A little while later, you could be seen shopping around the city with two happy, adorable kittens in your arms while the servants followed you, holding the items you brought. You made it a habit the past month to shop around the city the whole day when Xian reported spotting Ron spying on you once to report to the Count on your actions. After about a week of doing that Ron stopped seeing that you weren't doing anything suspicious.
"Bring this." You pointed to some shoes that caught your eye. "This as well, and that one, in fact bring me the whole shelf."
"Yes madam!"
While Cale gets three gold coins as an allowance, you get five, which was more than enough to buy whatever you wanted.
While you tried on the heels, the two kittens stayed near you, cheering on the inside. They still couldn't believe their luck; the plan worked! They finally have a home now.
There was still a small problem they forgot to mention to you..
They glanced at each other again and shrugged. That's a problem for future them, they just hoped you won't get too angry.
"Who wants some fish?"
"MEOW!!"
(・ω・)つ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⊂(・ω・)
Back at the mansion, Cale silently observed the kittens in your arms. "I see you decided to have pets now."
You gave an enthusiastic nod. "Aren't they adorable?" You cooed, your fingers gently caressing On's silver fur, making her purr in contentment while Hong tapped your hand with his paw with a pout, wanting to be caressed as well. " This one-"
Cale cut you off; his tone cool and measured. "Is a girl while the red one is her younger brother."
He figured that out long ago, he'd be an idiot not to.
"What I would like to know is what my beloved wife was doing out in the slums holding such heavy bags while pregnant."
......
!?
How did he-?!
Cale's expression shifted to one of amusement upon seeing you tense, not stroking the cat's fur anymore. "You really thought I wouldn't find out?" He asked with a hint of playfulness in his voice.
....
You glared at the siblings as they avoided eye contact. You snitches! Those gifts were wasted on you!
Cale chuckled, getting those punks to talk was surprisingly easy. Once he noticed the hole appeared to be slightly lighter than when he saw it last time and the chocolate smudge on the boy's face he knew someone else must be aware of the power the tree held and want to claim it for themselves.
When he asked the kids...
"I can't tell!"
"If you two tell me who's been feeding the tree as well, I might take you two in, in your cat form course." They'll be useful.
!?
They exchanged glances, unsure of whether to speak up or not.
Was he serious..?
They'll be able to stay with the nice lady in a fancy house?
......
Seeing them not willing to talk, the man began walking off. "Ho? Well then, I guess I have no choice but to go to every bakery and ask them; I'm sure they'll talk once I pay them enough."
"W-wait!"
The man stopped and looked over his shoulder at them, raising his eyebrow impatiently. "Hm?"
The girl hesitated, looking down at the ground. Her brother took a step forward and answered in her place.
"It was..."
He didn't lie, he was planning to take them in after Choi Hans arrives, but you beat him to it.
.....
"I can explain-"
Your dumbass didn't think of an excuse in case he found out.
Fortunately for you, the maid came right at that moment to escort you two for dinner, Cale rose from his seat with a fleeting smile. "We'll talk later."
Before he left the room, he turned to you. "Won't you come with me?"
"N..no I'm not hungry at the moment, you go ahead."
"Suit yourself." He said with a shrug before walking off as you glared at the snitches one more time before handing them off to the maid to be bathed and fed, leaving you alone in the room as Xian appeared beside you.
"How are you planning to explain that host?"
"Shut up and let me think please."
[ ( ̄ヘ ̄;) ]
Ok ok, what would be a believable explanation...think think you stupid bitch.
With your mind racing, you suddenly recalled the fortune teller you met at the festival, and a light bulb went off in your head.
That's it!
You turned to Xian with a grin. " I found an excuse."
Rather than looking relieved, the little screen looked nervous, confusing you.
"Ah..host.."
Aye, you didn't like that tone. "...what?"
"Remember Harris Village?"
"Yeah..? Aren't they supposed to be dead by now?"
After they confirmed the pregnancy, you told the Count you wanted to visit your family and tell them the happy news yourself, and at the same time see the place you were born and grew up in in hopes of getting more of your memories back.
Obviously, the man approved, as long as you take at least 20 guards with you for protection.
You couldn't believe how easy it was to fool those people, but you didn't complain.
You were planning to prepare the gifts you were gonna take with you and wait eagerly for the day you'll finally leave, then when the original protagonist, Choi Han, arrives and informs them of the massacre you'll have a mental breakdown and miscarry in the process.
Simple, but effective. The doctor thing is going to be tricky though.
You suspected the virus thingy played a part on the previous one.
"That's the issue." He laughed nervously. "They aren't dead; the main system just informed me."
"......"
"They were supposed to be dead on the 28th last month, but the assassins haven't come yet for some reason."
Obviously it's because of the virus dumdum.
With a furrowed brow, you spoke. "And why did they wait until now to inform you of this?"
"Some events are okay to take a little while to occur from their original time, with a maximum delay of one or two weeks, it's already been about 6 days now and since this is a key event they're growing concerned, I'm worried they'll have you a dangerous task of some kind because of that."
Hm...that won't do.
Maybe...
"If they end up not showing up..maybe I can..." You spoke softly, trailing off, unsure of whether you should vocalize your thoughts or not.
....
"Host, you're not suggesting..."
Just at that moment, a screen popped out.
Ah..well shit.
Village gotta go hehe
A new novel got mentioooooned in this chapter!
For the readers comments, I was planning to only add hosts comments but I made a mistake and with me being too lazy I just decided to have Wang Yi hack into the damn system just once just not to redo those texts.
I got the blue screen thingy from Pinterest, the background behind the screen from the Manhwa itself and all the pfp I used are from Pinterest, I might actually use one of them as my new pfp they're so cute!
Drew this last year during summer :3
Anyhow hope you all have a wonderful summer!
#trash of the count's family#svsss#yandere manhwas#yandere manhwa x reader#dark manhwa various x reader#yandere cale henituse#totcf#i have to be a big baddie#i have to be a great villain
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Road Trip MasterPost
Some people have been asking for it- so here it is! I'll keep updating it (probably will forget sometimes so please don't hunt me down) as I keep posting. But beware, lots of things are still not concrete on the timeline placement, so I might shimmy some things around (which sucks because Tails' fur is supposed to be fading into his yellow and patterns as he grows into a little kid, so that's gonna be out of order)
Putting a cut here because it's a LOT of posts (and way more to come later down the line)
There is now also an Ask Blog!
Explanations:
Is there an Eggman?
Does Sonic sound really annoying?
Height Charts
It is not always smooth sailing raising a kid twice your size
Eggman
HedgeFox (and werebeing) infodump
Sonadow?
Sonic and Eggman's dynamic (plus an idea of Sonic's Backstory)
Vector's comical height
Tails' nose bandage
Shadow's Black Arm design looks like a bat
Why does Tails not like that he's a fox?
Tails can't hear Super Sonic's Judgement
Super Sonic's Earring
What's Amy to Tails?
Does Tails Squish Sonic when he turns back into a normal hedgehog?
Hedgefox goes poof
Kneading (1)
Kneading (2)
Will Tails literally outgrow the van?
Why is it called 'Road Trip'?
What is Sonic and Knuckles' relationship?
Tails' unknown family: Fiona and Floris
Does Tails ever find out about his secret sisters?, (What if they did find out?)
Info Cards:
The Dream Cast (Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy), (The Tornado)
The Club Ruby Members (Shadow, E-123 Omega, Rouge, Silver)
The Classic Crew (Mighty, Ray, Trip)
Zavok (will update to full group post when it's made)
Story in some sort of order (will be more fleshed out over time):
First Contact
Meeting Amy (Tails), (Pinky Promise), (Uncertainty), (He Returns!)
Growing up
Super Full Moon Hedgefox (1), (2)
Nighttime worries
You're my Mom, my Dad, and my Picket Fence
Madame Maroon finds her one true love
No Matter What
Mother's Day
Sonic Goes Super for the First Time (1), (2)
Cooking
Sonic Goes Super for the Second Time
Sonic is Dead., (Bonus TMoStH doodles)
Doodles for the fun of it:
Maria and Shadow goofy doodles
No Pickles
Everything the light touches is our kingdom
HedgeWOLF
Mouth Crocodad?
HedgeWOLF 2 (electric boogaloo)
Work Doodles
Nine-Tailed Travel Guide through the Multiverse (1), (2)
Humans!
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So... about the "Ironwood Was Right" thing.
I recently saw this resurface a bit, in the context of Ruby's regrets in Volume 9. Basically, taking the fact that she felt like she'd failed as the show saying that yes, actually, she was wrong to go against Ironwood's plan in Volume 7.
I feel like I went into thinking about this trying to debunk it on a logical level. Like, is it actually a good idea to fly off into the sky in one big long stalling measure when your opponent is literally immortal? What's stopping Salem from grabbing all the rest of the relics and then just waiting as many generations as it takes, until the people of Atlas forget why they came up there in the first place and return to Remnant out of curiosity?
The thing is, treating it as an argument about what's the more "rational" choice is missing the point that like. We're talking about a story. We don't know exactly how many people are in Atlas and in Mantle and where they are and how many more trips they'd have to take to finish the evacuation, because details like that would just bog things down.
This is not a trolley problem with x number of people from Mantle on one side and y number of people from Atlas on the other. This is a trolley problem with a wealthy and powerful person on one track, and a disadvantaged person an alternate track, and Ironwood choosing to pull the lever instead of trying to stop the trolley. The point is not "how many." It's not about math. The point is that there is a fundamental difference between dying in the central location while a bunch of Huntresses and Huntsmen do absolutely everything in their power to protect you, and dying abandoned in the mines you used to work while the city built off of your labor flies away to safety.
The question this conflict is asking is about whether or not other people can be sacrifices. Ironwood says yes—team RWBY disagree. That's the actual crux of this argument. Does Ironwood have the right to decide who deserves protection and who isn't worth the risk? Do we get to give up on other people before we've even tried to save them? It's about the idea of certain people being disposable. Mantle's wall isn't important, Amity is. Amity will protect all of Atlas, and that wall will only help the people in Mantle. It implies that their safety is an acceptable sacrifice for the greater good. It treats them as disposable.
There's a reason it was Nora who spoke up and pointed out that it's always Mantle being asked to bear the burden for the greater good. Nora has been a disposable person before. Hell, Cinder has been a disposable person! The way Atlas (through the madame) treated a living person as a resource to be exploited or sacrificed is the entire reason that Cinder is trying to burn the kingdom down. Thematically, Atlas cannot escape the danger she poses by sacrificing more disposable people.
One of the biggest themes of this show is cooperation. It's all about how Salem can only be defeated by working together. But working together is not possible if certain people are taking on all of the risk, all of the sacrifice. Everyone has to be willing to put some skin in the game. Like, imagine trying to do a group project if you knew half of you were guaranteed to get an A no matter what and the other half weren't.
So the idea that Volume 9 is supposed to come back around and say that actually, that plan that would have literally divided a city in half and cut loose the poorer half like fucking ballast, that was the right thing all along and Ruby Rose was wrong to challenge it... that would be an absolute disaster of a thematic statement.
This is not a show about hard military men making hard military choices. It's not going to contrive a situation where cold-blooded calculation determines that the right thing to do is to pull up the ladder. Because outside of weird philosophical experiments about trolleys, the right thing to do usually has more to do with empathy. Compassion. Cooperation. All that gay shit.
#rwby#rwby volume 9#james ironwood#long post#this is kinda spicy and i may regret this but tally ho#utilitarianism makes a good scalpel#in messy situations where the right choice is unclear#but it's also very good at making excuses#“it's ok if I do x bad thing as long as it balances out”
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{Falsifier}
Episode 2: ♡Fibber♡
《Waking up in a body familiar, but uncanny, you unknowingly save an Idol with twins》
《Warnings: Genderbend Ai, Ai Lives Au! Possible yandere. The story is for fun, more warnings to add later.》
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《Fibber: Someone who tells fibs.》
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WAKING UP on someone's lap wasn't what you were expecting.
Gasping and gargling on your saliva, you try to form words as you sit up and back away from whoever was holding your head up.
"Oh! You're awake!"
Shaking like a leaf in autumn, you pull your hands to your throat.
The words of accusations to the strangers who brought you to a strange room wouldn't leave your throat. It was far too dry and raspy to make a word intelligible to the human ear.
The sensation of when you first woke up in a different body returned. Wanting to hurl, scream, kick, cry. Rip off the flesh that wasn't your own.
But all you could do was shake.
"[Sir/Madame] please calm down!" A young male with sparkly pink eyes with stars for pupils sat on a plain couch with two children by his side. A boy and a girl, the three of them seemed scared like you.
"Papa!" The young girl shrieks, clinging to her supposed father. "It's okay, it's okay Ruby!" He rubbed his daughter's back soothingly, his son leaning onto his side as he stared at you.
"W... w.." You force your hands to lower to your sides. Still unnerved and unable to speak properly. Breathing less erratic and heartbeat slowing down.
""W?'" The purple-haired male asked. Tilting his head quizzically as his kids followed his movements.
A man in his possible early thirties appears in the doorway. He wore a black suit with a white shirt carelessly, adorning a pair of black shades, blonde short hair, and thin facial hair. Accompanied him was a beautiful young woman with strawberry blonde hair.
Where the hell are you!?
"Oi! Ai, why didn't you tell us they were awake?" The young woman scolded, rushing off to what you assumed was a kitchen.
"Sorry..." The male rubbed the back of his neck, flustered beyond belief. "Relax kid, your safe now." The blonde gentleman states, holding out a hand for you.
Taking the stranger's hand, you ignore the people on the couch and try standing up properly.
The woman from before ushers you to the couch where the person called "Ai" sat with his kids. The strawberry-blonde lady hands you a cup of water.
Greedily gulping it down without a care, you finish the cup in one gulp.
The blonde man laughed at you, while the woman shot him a disapproving look.
"Someone..." You start, looking down at the bottom of your glass.
"Someone, please, tell me what's going on..?" You said pathetically.
The kids look at you in awe as the older adults shoot uneasy glances at one another.
"Uhmm, (Y/N). Correct?" The young woman says towards you. You nodded, that did sound like the name you knew in your past life. Was it the same for this person's body?
"How do you know my name?"
"Your I.D. The thing slipped out of your bag when you attacked that stalker." The young woman nods with the man with shades.
"That's what Ai said, they saw you, euh- ahem, puke, on the stalker. They were about to hurt Ai- or worse if it weren't for you interfering."
The two of them lower their heads and kneel in front of you.
"Thank you." "Thank you..."
The two said in sync.
The young woman started shaking, a quiet sob leaving her mouth. Yet when she raised her head, she simply wiped her eyes. A certain gleam took over the sadness.
"You saved Ai's life, we can't thank you enough."
"You guys..." Ai mumbled. He held his kids closer, hiding his expression as his kids cuddle closer to him.
You on the other hand felt a weird warm sensation on your back. You thought it would be your embarrassment, but no, it was the two kids.
Their eyes were so big and thankful towards you, but you honestly thought they were glaring at you.
"It-its no problem! Really... I didn't even know it was a stalker..." You said truthfully, "I thought they were my neighbor. I wanted to thank them for the cookies- THE COOKIES!" You get up from your spot on the couch but fall back down.
"Auh... Never doing that again. Phew.."
You said to yourself, holding your head as you try to recall your surroundings. Ai gently pats your back as you shoot them a thankful look. Causing them to quickly bring their hand back to his lap. You would have thought he was surprised at his actions.
"BUT- The cookies! I wanted to thank you, they looked really tasty and made my day... There probably destroyed right?" You smiled sadly at the thought of wasted pastries.
"No!" Ai exclaimed, pausing when he sees the startled expressions on everyone's faces.
"We still have some! No worries." Ai plays off the slip-up, and his kids cheer at the idea of more cookies. Unaware of their agreeing nods of a silent conversation between his twins.
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I just realized something - I forget when exactly, but there's a point (I think v 4/5?) where Cinder is questioning the motive behind some of Salem's moves in the grand game she's playing, one of them being the choice to keep Ruby alive. Which, if Summer is one of Salem's lieutenants and Cinder knows this, it seems pretty obvious why keeping Ruby alive is part of the plan, no? Other people might jump at "That means Summer isn't working for Salem!" but you've 100% sold me on that point, so. What this implies to me, unless I'm missing something, is that Cinder and Summer don't know each other (or Cinder has somehow not connected the two silver-eyed dots with the last name Rose). Curious as to your thoughts on this - if Cinder does know Summer, is she trying to manipulate Salem in that moment? If so, what is she trying to achieve? Does it really just not occur to her that keeping the peace with Summer matters? Or that killing Summer's daughter would upset her? Or if they don't know each other despite both being in Salem's employ, how does that change things? Is it possible Summer's allegiance is for some reason a secret to the rest of Salem's circle as well? ...or am I barking up the wrong misremembered tree?
it’s 5.2 dread in the air ☺️
i do think there’s a really strong possibility that cinder hasn’t connected the dots between "don’t kill ruby" and "ruby is summer’s daughter" because:
in cinder’s mind, ruby is the Girl Who Hurt Me and that gives her tunnel vision (see also, killing the sisters before the madame and not ripping the collar off until after it was all over, or lashing out uncontrollably at winter after winter cut off her arm)
she’s probably not party to whatever private agreements exist between salem and summer with regard to yang and ruby, because that arrangement is a) between them and b) older than cinder’s time in the inner circle.
for someone like cinder, who’s never known anything but abuse, the fact that summer is related to ruby wouldn’t necessarily register to her as a reason summer would care if ruby died; from cinder’s point of view, summer is a woman who left her family behind to work with salem fourteen years ago—more than half of cinder’s lifetime—and has never wavered from that choice. it’s entirely possible summer has known cinder for longer than she knew either of her daughters, and assuming summer is the one who pulled cinder off of beacon tower (which seems likely: she’s the only one with a motive to leave ruby alive), then… summer left her own daughter lying unconscious in the rubble to rescue cinder.
so for cinder it would be very easy to misinterpret the basic facts of the situation as summer just not caring about ruby very much, if at all; after all she left ruby fourteen years ago and chose to save cinder’s life over ruby’s that one time. right?
cinder also firmly believes that salem operates on the same principle as the madame or rhodes—because that’s how the world is, right?—which means that any care or personal consideration salem might have for summer is invisible to her: if summer doesn’t care that much and salem wouldn’t hesitate to kill ruby if it became expedient to do so whether summer liked it or not, why isn’t ruby almost killing cinder, who "holds the key to our victory," enough of a reason for ruby to die?
i think its telling that cinder phrases it in the specific way she does: "i don’t understand! working with bandits? leaving ruby alive?! what’s the point? we’re strong enough to take what we want by force!"—in her mind salem’s refusal to kill ruby is a tactical decision, akin to working with the bandits, that would only make sense from a position of weakness. if salem has the power and numbers to just flatten the kingdom and rip the relics out of those vaults by brute force—and she does!—why won’t she do it? what does it matter if summer complains? she asks how high when salem says jump, just like all the rest of them do, doesn’t she?
which is the fundamental disconnect between cinder and salem; salem prefers to make and keep alliances rather than rely on overwhelming force, but cinder sees this as timidity, as a lack of confidence, and therefore as an admission of weakness. she’s not thinking "why doesn’t salem want to antagonize summer rose?" but rather "why does summer rose have this much power over salem?" and the miscommunication lies in salem just not seeing the world in this extreme zero-sum hierarchical way.
we see this same thinking at play in how cinder treats emerald, mercury, and neo; she is only "nice" to them when she requires their assistance Right Now. salem understands that she needs to give in order to get and that she has to be consistent and keep her promises even when someone is not immediately useful to her in the present moment if she wants to be able to continue to rely on that person in the future; cinder… doesn’t think about maintenance. she thinks in terms of one person having power over another and that the only reason to do someone a favor is to gain more power over them, and after a certain point you have complete control. right?? that’s how it works?
(salem voice) no.
which is what makes v8 so interesting. salem gets scared and resorts to (emotional) brute force to try controlling cinder and cinder immediately demonstrates why that doesn’t work. salem recognizes her own mistake and seeks to rectify it at once because she has always understood this principle; cinder is shocked and then suspicious because she still doesn’t really understand it but also tries it out for herself with neo a couple hours later. it chips away at the invisible wall that prevents these two from communicating effectively.
#ruby is at the nexus of every single one of cinder’s blind spots#And You Should Never Have Been Born. –cinder when she can’t understand how summer got salem under her thumb
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favourite rwby's allusions?
Hi,
thank you so much for this ask! I love RWBY's allusions and talking about them is always a pleasure! So, I have currently 4 allusions I would call faves. I love many others too, but these 4 are kind of special for me:
Cinder Fall - Cinderella
Cinder's allusion is at the same time obvious and very layered. The key to understand it is Midnight (best written episode of the series imo). There, Cinder's fairy-tale gets inverted. She is a slave who finds her prince (Rhodes), but is ultimately failed and left in the darkness. At the same time, Cinder's background helps us read her allusion in the main storyline. As a matter of fact Cinder's story is about the cycle of abuse. She is stuck in it, so her fairy tale keeps repeating and won't have a happy ending until she interrupts the cycle. As a result we have:
Salem as a combination between the Evil Stepmother (Madame) and the Fairy Godmother (Rhodes)
Ruby as the Prince (a better version of Rhodes)
Emerald and Mercury as Cinder's slippers (the embodyment of the twin swords of her childhood)
Salem is the Evil Stepmom masked as a powerful Fairy Godmother, who gives Cinder a new pair of shiny slippers (the Maiden Powers). Still, they are only a tool to manipulate our Cinderella. Ruby is instead the Huntress who dances with Cinder and will save her with her personal silver slippers (her silver eyes). Finally, Emerald and Mercury are the two sides of Cinder, her two slippers who will lead the Prince (Ruby and RWBY) to her.
Key to understand the allusion- The episode Midnight (+ the Beacon Dance tbh)
Favourite motif- Emerald and Mercury as the slippers
Why it is a fave- It balances its relevance to the plot with strong imagery and metaphors. So, it is easy to notice, but it leaves much to discover once you start analyzing it
Weiss Schnee - Snowhite
Weiss's allusion plays with the idea of "royal test":
White is cold and always yearning, burdened by a royal test.
Which is nothing, but a trial to see if Weiss is fit to become Queen. In fairy-tale symbolism, a princess becomes queen when she grows up and self-actualizes. So, Weiss's story is one where she blooms into herself. Initially, she is given two opposite examples of "queens":
Jacques is the Evil Queen of Snowhite
Winter is the Snow Queen of Andersen's story
Weiss's arc is about realizing she is neither. She is instead her own queen:
She does so through integrating the different characters of her fairy tale within herself. She is Snowhite, as such she is made of all the characters that make her story:
She risks to become an Evil Queen
She is an unsure Huntress
She is the Prince who saves herself
She is Snowhite, who grows into a Queen
All these sides are expressed through her summons:
The Queen Lancer is the Evil Queen who gets dethroned by the Good Queen (Snowhite) in the end
The Boarbatusk is the Hunter who kills a boar to help Snowhite
The Knight is the Prince who saves Snowhite
The Nevermore is the crow turned into dove, which announces Snowhite's final resurrection
So, the summons are different characters of Snowhite. Moreover, each character fits a different Jungian Archetype:
The Queen is the Persona (the mask she wears)
The Hunter is the shadow (what she represses)
The Prince is the animus (the masculine inside the feminine)
Snowhite is the self (the sum of all other archetypes)
In short, Weiss plays all the characters of her story and her semblance is used to metaphorically comment her arc and tie her fairy-tale to the main plot in a symbolic way. It might seem Weiss's story isn't following Snowhite's. Still, if one focuses on Weiss's inner journey it turns out she has already gone through the majority of the Grimms' fairy tale. Only a finale is missing, which I think will crown Weiss's arc with an apple. (I need an apple)
Key to understand the allusion- Weiss's summons are Snowhite's characters
Favourite motif- Snowhite's characters fitting different Jungian Archetypes
Why it is a fave - It is very Jungian and psychological. Weiss's Snowhite loosely follows her journey in Remnant, but really shines when it is applied to Weiss's internal evolution
Yang XiaoLong - Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Yang's allusion is built on the idea of hot, cold and just right, which is declined in three different ways:
Red is hot, blue is cold and purple is just right. These colors comment Yang's arc and semblance. In particular, she is usually the just right (purple eyes), but when she uses her power she becomes too hot (red eyes)
Ruby is red, Weiss is blue and Blake is purple. This makes them Yang's hot, cold and just right. Together, they are the three bears of the fairy - tale, who welcome Yang in their found family
Yang is going through a process to find her just right. Still, before she succeeds she has to go through the too hot and too cold. In particular...
The Vale's arc is Yang's too hot:
Yang: Strawberry Sunrise. No ice. Oh, and one of those little umbrellas.
Yang goes to look for Raven and orders a hot beverage (no ice). She ends her search by finding Ruby (her hot bear). At the end of the arc she explodes in flames and loses an arm.
The Mistral's arc is Yang's too cold:
Yang: A water. It's hot out.
Yang goes to look for Raven and orders a cold beverage. She ends her search by finding Weiss (her cold bear). At the end of the arc she keeps it cool while fighting Adam and wins.
After this process, she has found her just right:
Still, I am sure Vacuo will explore this idea further and lead Yang's to her finale and truest "just right" as a character.
Key to understand the allusion - The Yellow Trailer sets up the metaphor with its different layers
Favourite motif - Red, blue and purple as hot, cold and just right
Why it is a fave - It uses dialogues and lines as motifs much more than other allusions and I find it neat. Especially because Yang is pun-girl and linked to knowledge, so I think this choice fits a lot.
Emerald Sustrai - Aladdin
Emerald's allusion is one that caught me off guard and now I love it! The key idea is that Emerald is both Aladdin and the Geenie. As a matter of fact Cinder tricks Emerald with the promise to fulfill her wish only to turn her into a slave. In general, the key characters and motif in Em's allusion are:
Cinder and Salem as the 2 geenies that promise to fulfill Emerald's wishes
Cinder and Salem as the 2 Evil Wizards that abuse Emerald
The Cave of Wonders as the cycle of abuse
The Lamp (the Relic of Knowledge) and the Ring (Em's own semblance) as magical tools that help our Aladdin out
In general, Emerald's design and basic idea tie with Disney-Aladdin's famous line:
"Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies far within... the Diamond in the Rough" (Aladdin, 1992)
Emerald is a precious gem covered in dirt, but with time she will find her inner value and discover what she truly wants. As a matter of fact her allusion thematically explores the differences between wants vs needs. Emerald starts by following an illusory wish (Cinder), but is slowly realizing her true wish and need (RWBYJNRO and Mercury). Differently from others' allusions, hers is just at the beginning and needs some kind of climatic conclusion. I am looking forward to ti! (Bonus if it ties with Mercury's headcanon allusion I came up with :P)
Key to understand the allusion - Cinder and Salem playing the parts of the geenies while referencing respectively a ring and a lamp
Favourite motif - Emerald is a gem in the rough
Why it is a fave - I love the potential of how the geenies and the wish imagert can be used in Emerald and Mercury's arcs. It can be very very powerful!
These are my 4 faves, but of course there are other allusions I love! It is just I have analyzed them less, so it is as if I am lacking a full picture. They are:
Ruby's LRRH- I love how it is intertwined with the Alice's one in volume 9. Still, I think there is much more to it.
Penny's Pinocchio- It is one of the most powerful allusions tbh and I would like to analyze it properly one day. Its ending being an inversion of the original fairy-tale is perfect. Here it is Penny (Pinocchio), who creates Winter (The Blue Fairy).
Jaune's Jeanne D'Arc - The Jaunidice's arc sets up this allusion brilliantly. The way it ties Pyrrha with Jaune's inspiration and personal God and how it manifests itself each arc with a miracle Jaune witnesses or performs is very powerful.
I also like Blake's Beauty and Beast's allusion, but I did not have to discover it slowly and it came to me as pretty obvious. So, I like it a little less.
I have yet to think about Ren and Nora's allusions, but I am interested in them.
Finally, I am super interested in Mercury's allusion and I am curious about it. I think its set-up is great and I wanna see how it plays out.
Thank you for the ask!
#rwby#once upon an allusion#cinder fall#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#emerald sustrai#rwby chain of faves#my meta#asksfullofsugar#anonymous
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It was perfectly reasonable for Jaune to assume Yang's "Do you think she thinks less of me?" was referring to Ruby. After all, the team is split up on their separate missions specifically because of an argument between the sisters, and the purple object which reminded Yang of Blake could only be seen by her and the camera.
I’m out of the loop. Do people think it was dumb of Jaune to assume Yang meant Ruby?
Because Blake and Oscar were kinda the only two people during that conversation that really felt like they trying to keep the peace.
I will say Yang’s question is one of the few times I think show tries too hard to give crumbs because what Yang basically asked was “Do you think Blake would think less of me for wanting to be a first responder in a crisis?” Madam, Oscar got snatched and you’re freezing to death. Why are you thinking about your crush that you didn’t have a fight with?
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Hi, I love Morticia and Gomez Effect universe, and I have to say it. I'm the only one who thinks that if she ends up getting pregnant, it would be a girl. How would Mihawk be as a girl dad. Or, would they have twins or triplets?? They want an army, after all.😏😉
I like your thinking! MWHAHAHAHAHS
Morticia and Gomez Effect - pt. 3
Creating an Army
Mihawk x FemReader
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• It seemed all that really had to be done was speaking the wish for a child- In less then 2 months you found out you were pregnant. Much to the delight of Mihawk and yourself.
• Mihawk was very protective of you, essentially a helicopter. He needed to make sure you were safe and healthy, cooking all your meals, making sure Perona was as respectful as possible and didn't dare to cause a fuss while you were pregnant.
• Which she didn't in truth. Perona had been actually excited at the idea of a baby, flooding the place with more stuffed animals and 'cute' onsies.
• While for you, the pregnancy reminded you of the sea. At times calm and cool, while others it was like a raging storm in your body. You were fortunate that Mihawk was like a massive ship that could ride through the calms and battle thr storms, Rubbing your back when you puked- Whsipering sweet words when you cried and wiping away the discomfort that settled on your bones as the baby grew.
• It was a normal day, you were 6 months along in your pregnancy and Mihawk had gone out to train. Leaving you to the peace of your favorite fruit tea and some cakes.
• Delightful
• As you tucked into your new found treats you heard the door open and the sound of chattering. Knowing that it wasn't Mihawk you reached for the blade you kept tucked to your side under the large blanket you were under.
• Till you saw young familiar faces.
• The young Pirates, The Strawhats finally had return it seemed. With your necklace in tow as they looked like they had been through quite a journey and back. The scorch marks upon their clothes also being a amusing sight.
• Zoro stepped forward, bowing respectfully to his teacher. The other pirates also coming to greet you and hopefully stay in your good Graces.
• "Madam Dracule, We have your necklace" Zoro said with calm respect.
• He watched you stand and his eyes and the eyes of the young pirates all went to the same thing that had been obstructed by the thick blankets. Your rounded stomach-
• "Thank you Zoro, I do hope it was able to help in your journey" You say calmly as you take the necklace from him- Seeing how their faces went to that or horror and shock at the sight of your clearly pregnant stomach.
• The blonde one, with a weird eyebrow was the first to break "THATS NOT FAIR!? HE GETS A HOT WIFE AND GETS HER KNOCKED UP!?" He screamed in shock which surprised you before the rest of the crew decended on him like hounds to shut him up. Zoro still just standing there shocked till a random foot seemed to hit him and he joined the fight-
• Of course Mihawk hurt the commotion and quickly went to find you, coming to a sight he didn't know what to deal with first.
• There the strawhats were all fighting each other. The two women of the crew speaking to you calmly and touching your rounded stomach with your blessing as you held your ruby necklace and A passed out Reindeer at the foot of the fight..
• Deciding the fighting was the first thing be wad quick to knock out all the boys and toss them out his home. The reindeer he just stepped over since it was useless- he also make quick work to ask the women to leave which they did after giving polite goodbyes and congratulations.
• That leaving Mihawk to then scoop you up and bring you to bed. Having found that it was bedtime-
• Possessive as ever...
• In the coming months, the house was prepared for your birth. Mihawk having brought in a medical team for you- You assumed they were paid well but terrified.
• It had been after dinner, 3 weeks early when your water had broke. It seemed your child wanted to make their grand entrance early.
• It was like the world had stopped when you felt a rush of water down your legs when you went to stand to get some juice- Mihawk and you both just staring at the floor under you were the water was
• ....
• "..Hell" Mihawk muttered first, shooting back his wine in a effort to calm his nerves before rushing over to you and quickly escorting you to the labor room. Summoning the doctors quickly as well who got you prepped and ready.
• It was slow at first- But as the hours ticked by you the pain increased. Mihawk seated next to you as he tried to guild you through the waves of pain that wrecked your body.
• While labor is hard, He knows you are quite strong and will survive. You have to... You can't leave him
• "You alright darling?" He ask softly, holding your hand as you suffer with bringing in the next Dracule in the world.
• You give a weakened smile "It is painful- But it's a is not worth dying for" You say playfully, Earning a smile from Mihawk who kissed the back of your hand.
• The poor Doctors are uncomfortable by the whole situation. Especially with how calm you were during God Damn Labor!-
• It was near twilight of the next Morning did the labor finally come to an end. A shrill cry piercing the cold morning air as new life was brought in.
• "It's a Girl!" The Doctor said cheerfully as the crying child was liftwd and placed on your chest carefully and beginning to be cleaned with a towel.
• You and Mihawk seated next to each other staring wide eyed and in awe at the little girl screaming on your chest.
• "Looks like I had nothing to do with this at all" You mused, seeing how your little daughter looked so much like her father it was unfair. Even with her face pink from crying and her rounded face you could clearly see Mihawks genes had dominated yours.
• The thin layer of black hair onto her head also not helping. Mihawk chuckled as with a gentle hand he touched his daughters hair.
• "She is beautiful" He says softly, his own eyes getting misty as he stared at the little girl.
• Is actually quite pleased their first child is a girl and the only. It couldn't be better in his mind as he remembers his youth around the children that Gol D Roger would bring onto the ship. The boys were the most troubling.
• "She is.." You say softly, Watching as she settled down and yawned. Reaching out her little arms randomly, her little pudgy fingers wrapping around Mihawks finger. You practically saw the hearts in his eyes when she did this-
• In less then 4 minutes the baby girl has already stolen her father's heart and has him wrapped around his finger.
• "Dracule Marya" He whispered. Kissing your cheek as he smiled down at his daughter. You swore you saw tears in his eyes.
• Mihawk is a absolute girl Dad, Truthfully a good father overall. He enjoyed cleaning up after her, helping with feedings, choosing important items for her development.
• He does have one poor habit however-
• You stand there with your arms crossed under your bust as you raise and eyebrow at your husband. "Mihawk hand her over my love- She needs to learn to sleep in her crib" You explain.
• Marya was 4 months old and Mihawk had grown used to Marya sleeping in the bed between you two. So you had finally decided to put the smaller crib to use, pulling it into your twos shared bedroom so she could no longer sleep in the bed with you.
• But here she was-
• Your husband holding your half asleep daughter in his arm carefully while finishing some paperwork. This had been the 2nd time that night you had placed Marya in her crib to sleep on her own and everytime she cried in less then 10 minutes it would stop and you'd fine Mihawk holding her again in his study.
• "She was crying" He said calmly, setting down his pen to pat her back to comfort her.
• "That's the point Darling- She needs to learn to sleep in the crib" You stress, seeing Mihawk scowl at this and hold her closer to his chest.
• "She doesn't like it" He said stressing- This making you sighing at his dramatics.
• "Fine- But you'd have stay in the nursery with her since she can't sleep in our bed anymore" You said with a sigh.
• He slept in the nursery, on the floor next to the crib with his hand resting ontop of her- for 3 nights before you finally kicked him out and strong armed him to let her sleep in the crib in the bedroom.
• Besides Mihawks constant want to hold his daughter and carry her everywhere he was perfect. And in his eyes so was she-
• Mihawk sat there watching you, feeding little Marya and cooing softly at her as she watched the world around her, her eyes matched yours the only thing that you seemed to give to the little girl since she was such a clone of her Daddy.
• "Darling" Mihawk called to you waving you over, making you look up from your task at hand. Marya pulling from your breast full from her meal.
• Walking over Mihawk gently took Marya from you, beginning to burp her as you pulled your shirt back to place. He smiled as his yellow eyes gleamed
• "What is going through your head my Love?" You question. Knowing that look all to well. Mihawk shrugging slightly to keep from shifting Marya too much.
• "We should have another-"
Tag List- {Sorry I forgot to put it!}
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#x reader#one peice x reader#one piece#one peice live action#mihawk x reader#hawkeye mihawk#one piece mihawk#mihawk one piece#dracule mihawk#dracule mihawk x reader#op mihawk#mihawk x you
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I didn't know you were a dm, can I ask about your campaign? :00 /np
Yesyesyesyesyes you can!!!! I can't share too much behind the scenes (as much as I'd love to) BC Alien will most likely see this n Munts may see it too- Putting this under a cut purely BC this is so long bc ive ended up infodump sm-
So, it started w each character getting a letter from someone they know, an old friend for Hecate and Nivaira, and Izumi's half sibling, called Ammon. (All 3 letters were from Ammon just to be clear-) Ammon invited them to his house, as well as 3 others. Eventually, Ammon made it clear that she wanted the group (all 6) to locate an amulet, but that they couldnt SAY where it was bc. Evil can hear. BC you see, Ammon, who is a divination wizard/wild magic sorcerer had been studying the amulet, and got a dream that a great evil was looking for her and got scared. So ran away. The other 2 NPCs also left. There's a lot of plot holes but shhhh-
Anyway the party found the amulet, and the party discovered that Relania, one of the others summoned by Ammon, decided to try and take the amulet, resulting in a big battle which ended with Relania tied up and. Somehow escaping. She's still loose to this day.
The second adventure had the party meet a little girl called Ruby, and her mum. Ruby's mum was exhausted from lack of sleep so told Ruby to go to her granny's house in the woods (no this isn't a werewolf adventure). The party were asked to accompany Ruby, to ensure she got to her granny's safely. The party decided that because this nice little old lady lived in a SCARY part of the woods, she was evil. So stalked Ruby's granny, Winnie. They went down a whole rabbit hole of nettle/false nettle like plants n then decided Winnie was a night hag. And then Ruby's mum died. And so Hecate (the group's researcher), decided to see if there's any way of discovering if someone was killed by a night hag post death. There is! They just needed truesight. Noone had truesight. So, they put up a notice on the community board and hoped someone followed it.
Meanwhile, the Banducci Carnival was coming to town, and the group went to the carnival that night while waiting for the post to be found. While visiting Madame Banducci, the fortune teller (and owner of the carnival), Izumi got a lil. Hypnotised. Although he acted as normal until later :)
The next day, a cloaked figure with a kitsune mask appeared to use truesight as per the notice. They called themselves "Bob" and had an awful deep southern American Etomian (the name of the country "Bob" is from) accent. "Bob" did cast truesight on the body of Ruby's mum, and yeah, it was from a hag. And then "Bob" revealed herself to be Bella Banducci, daughter of Madame Banducci. Who then got Hypnotised!Izumi to steal the amulet for her, and give it to her. The rest of the party didn't notice.
The party went back to Winnie's house, to confront her, but. Ruby and Winnie were gone. They party then discovered how hags reproduce and then went "oh shi-" as they realised exactly what had happened.
Eventually, Hecate, who was in charge of the amulet, realised it was gone, and something happened that I don't remember and eventually Bella appeared like "heyyy I've got the amulet you idiots and I'm gonna sell it BC my mom wants me to but idc who to, so you guys give me 500gp and you can have it <3" the party managed to persuade Bella to join them (she hates the carnival), as they do a 500gp bounty (to retrieve an object)
THE CURRENT ADVENTURE!
The party follow the bounty to Sirraux', an expensive artifacts shop, ran by Monsieur Sirraux, a tiefling. It had the object the party needed to retrieve - a dwarf's magic pickaxe - buutt Sirraux didn't wanna give it up. In exchange, it asked the party to collect a sample of an interesting flora on an island far away. It got it's dwarf assistant to bring the party to the island. It was an island that Nivaira knew very well :). It was also infested with mushrooms. Currently they just got to Nivairas hometown, where all the people have been turned into evil myconids (evil mushroom ppl). Fun times!
There's also Eiwin Tamiel, an important NPC who hasn't been adventure relevant yet but will be! Just you wait for the Christmas special!!! He's a human cleric (???) and works in a small artifact / trinket shop. They're also definitely crushing on Ammon <3 Who is definitely not crushing on him back <3 I ship them sm- they write notes to each other in celestial and arghkejrjfkwf i cant share all the cute info bout them bc. Spoilers.
ANYWAY if you read all that well done, I'm impressed-
Now tell me bout your campaign :DDD
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Do frog Faunus eat their own skin after shedding?
Ruby: Mister Sheddingskin, I have splendid news to share with you! Lord Arc has asked for my hand in marriage!
Ruby: ...Your silence speaks volumes. For I could not help but notice you exchanging glances with my betrothed at Madame Schnee's gala-soiree last week.
Ruby: Are you enjoying your tea, Mr. Sheddingskin? Delightful blend, isn't it? You could say it has a certain KICK to it. (Sips)
Ruby: You know, I've been thinking about a lot of things recently. About love. About life. About friendships. About trust.
Ruby: It's such a fragile thing, isn't it? Just like these teacups, they too can be so easily shattered-
Yang: RUBY! (Cuts up shed skin) Stop playing with your food.
Ruby: (Eats shed skin, Licks eyes)
Fun Fact! Frogs, lizards, and other reptiles and amphibians will eat their shed skin to avoid wasting nutrients.
#rwby#ruby rose#yang xiao long#natural habitat shorts#lizard!faunus ruby#lizard!faunus yang#natural habitat
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I am convinced that Jason would LOVE doing drag. It's a theatrical art form that welcomes melodrama and costume design, like this shit is right up his alley! I also feel like he'd be someone who would enjoy playing around with his gender performance, like as @vigilantecore and @cleromancy have pointed out in this post he already does seem to play around with it!
As such I think it's fucking criminal that we have so few designs for him dressing fem that aren't just one-off, no connection to his character maid dresses or bunny suits. Like, c'mon, do not let Tim have all the dresses here just cause he's small and twinkish! Let the big muscle man have fun!! So here's a few of mine to help remedy this tragic deficit:
Cerulean Orbs
Minimal makeup, dark colors, and small jewelry everywhere but her EYES
Very elegant and formal and charming and oh-so tragic figure who is also very off-putting and clearly does not have all her screws tightened ("Somebody go get that girl brown contacts immediately, I am begging!")
Is a vampire, hence the aforementioned characteristics and the big fan she keeps to hide her fangs behind
Uses slight of hand tricks to do things like cry red glass rhinestones (claims they're ruby/bloody tears)
Will sometimes pick someone out of the audience to claim is her reincarnated lost love who she must avenge/protect/lure back into her arms
Smoking Gunn:
Voted "Most Menacing Cowgirl" three shows in a row - always happy to play the heel for another Queen
Carries a (fake plastic) sawed off shotgun, usually on a belt so that it hangs between her legs
She's on a quest for revenge against the man who "cut her gun tragically short"
Hair is wild and frazzled and covered in ash as though she has just blown herself up with cartoon dynamite.
Wears a bright red ribbon around her neck with the bow situated directly over the batarang scar
Of course no matter what design you go with I think it is utterly critical that his drag persona has wildly elaborate and melodramatic beef with Brucie Wayne.
He drunkenly pushed her off the Eifel Tower, he left her sister at the altar, he insulted her purse dog's honor, he sniped her bid on ebay for a super rare beanie baby at the last possible second - every time someone asks Jason just makes a new story up on the spot, often echoing real grievances both on purpose and on accident. The stories are always too wacky to be real of course, but also his anger is often too genuine for anyone to be entirely sure he's joking...
Have a fun little snippet from the terminally unfinished fanfic I made the Cerulean Orbs persona for (context is that Jason is there investigating a Riddler plot, unbenounced to any of the other bats except Tim. There were two possible locations to watch and so people split up)
The night so far has honestly been shockingly fun, even with his paranoia going full blast, looking behind curtains, around corners, searching, searching, searching, aaaaand there's another circle forming in the crowd. Shit. This one has formed around someone at the door and been moving inwards picking up participants. Jason pushes his way to the interior, making a few 'pardon mes' along the way and gaining a line of dirty looks. Then he finally reaches the end of the press of bodies and comes face to face with Bruce. Fucking. Wayne. And Jason promptly shoves his foot in his mouth, face pulled into disgust, half turning into his fan on instinct, "Oh god it's you." The crowd GASPS and Jason sees the most wonderful thing happen: Bruce looks confused. Not the false confusion he pulls when he needs to play stupid, but the real deal! That tiny tick of frustration in the corners of his eyes says that he truly, genuinely has no fucking clue who this is or why they don't like him. Bruce pulls out his best 'placating the plebs' voice, "I- I'm sorry Madam, have we met??" Jason decides the gods have smiled upon him this day as he pulls out of his stunned silence, flips his hair back and says, "Well! I'm glad ONE of us could forget!" And marches off, leaving a bewildered and half panicked Bruce behind to fend off the media questions about THAT little bombshell. Tim chirps in his ear to warn him that he just ran into Nightwing and they've got the attack covered. He can sit back and relax for the evening. Over the course of the night no less than fifteen groups of people come up to him asking him to spill the details and he gives every single one of them a new, more ridiculously embarrassing story than the last. He stole her favorite dress and drunkenly fell into the river. He took them out to get 'fucked up' and brought out a single baggy of oregano and acted like it was getting him high. He mistook her for six different women over the course of a single two hour dinner date. He did seven lines of cocaine, forgot she existed, and tried to fight god with a bottle opener. Everyone in that place has to know he's lying through his teeth, but it's just too fun a story to turn down. In fact... each of them starts spreading their own version of the rumors, embellishing as they go, and delighting in the PR hurricane they're creating around this poor man. Tim reconvenes the next day to ask Jason about what went down, and if he’s okay and what not. In the middle of Jason’s lively recounting, Tim receives a text from Dick asking for confirmation that his suspicions are correct and that Cerulean Orbs was Jason and mentioning that he’s having laughing conniption fits over the fact that Bruce can’t even begin to figure it out. There is a video of Bruce losing his mind about it attached.
Anyways, I really like the idea of Jason doing drag and I hope this catches other people's fancy too!
#we've got ten billion carolina hills i believe in our collective powers of dragification#jason todd#red hood#damian's tomfoolery
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