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*Stomps repeatedly on SO* shut up! This is all your fault in the first place!

My fault?

Yes your fault! Stupid mysterious vibe with the damn dark eyeliner that attracted me in the first place! And that ridiculous accent!

You love my accent!

Either way it's your fault for being so attractive in the first place!

I'm not the one who bit you-

Don't you dare blame Penelope toddlers bite, that's just what they do. You're the one that gave her vampire genetics.

Wha? You're the one that followed me around like crazy in the beginning!

Oh so now it's my fault?

Yes! I was perfectly content being alone an-

You were miserable and you know it! I'm the 2nd best thing about your eternal existence!

What's the first?

Our daughter you bas-

You look at your Toddler in your Arms, then at your Vampire SO rolling on the floor laughing, and then at your bleeding hand. After YEARS of not even french kissing your SO to not become a Vampire, you get turned by your 14 month old child.

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Looks at them tiredly. "They're completely lost with out me. I once went on vacation and they kept calling to ask which plan sounded better."

The hero looks at them stunned. "You get vacation?!?" Slams a chair over the hero's head. "Yeah... they also give me plenty of benefits. Why would I give up all that to go solo?"

"Because you're smarter, stronger, a-" They tasser the hero. "Stop insulting my boss. They may not be the brightest but at least they try. When's the last time you did something that others say is impossible?"

"They attacked city hall with an army of Weasles!" "Exactly! Do you know how long it takes to train 100 Weasles? I certainly didn't until last year when they brought the damn things to the bunker!"

You might only be a henchman, but you are competent enough that you could be a supervillain in your own right, if you wanted to. After a particularly long and difficult fight the hero asks you why you choose to remain in the villain's shadow.

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Contract

☆Power, Wealth, fame, anything your heart desires, and so much more. I can offer you the price~ We can work out the details later, so what do you say? Just sign the dotted line.☆

The Madame stares silently at her greedy subordinate. "That wasn't a request." Her dry tone cutting the air like a knife.

Kalego growled. "I am not a babysitter." Venom dripping with every syllable. "No... you aren't." She agreed before snatching his tie and yanking him down to eye level.

☆Oh my dear, how the mighty do fall, begging for bargains come one come all. You danced with fate now the papers at play. The devil collects, and today is the day.☆

"You are a dog." An intense icy tone pulsing through the room. The viens along his neck twitch. She smirks. "And this is your leash." Waving his contract in front of his face.

He growls and tries to rip it out of her gloved fingers, but she smacks him with it. The Madame was in no mood for insubordination, it seems. She hits him again, making him fall to his knees.

☆You signed your name with a flourish of pride, a deal for power with me as your guide. You tasted the fruits of forbidden delight! But debts must be paid by the dark of the night~☆

"You know exactly what you signed, you greedy little mutt. The words were in plain black & white. Father might have spoiled you too much, letting you do as you please with the family accounts. But now things are changing."

He sneers up at her, but the Madame continues to be unimpressed. "In exchange to access the families funds you agreed to accept an request given to you by anyone listed as the direct family of Sullivan." She recites from the contract.

☆You wanted it all, oh, the price was small, now you cower and plead while the shadows grow tall.☆

Stomping her heels into his thigh, she listened to his small grunt of pain. "I believe the family has been more than generous for your... shall we call them spending sprees?" She smirks.

The Madame reaches down into his jacket. First, she tosses his gun to the side, then his knife. She traces the buttons of his shirt before clenching her fist around the fabric. "But you had to be greedy." She sighs.

☆Who promised you riches, your wildest dreams? It was me... it was me. Who gave you the tools for your wicked schemes? It was me... it was me~☆

She clicks her tongue, annoyed. "Not that being greedy is bad. No far be it... if anything, it just makes you more in debt to the family." She can feel him tense under her grip.

He grits his teeth. "I refuse to be reduced to a nanny for two runts." Oh, he had balls. She would give him that much. But still, her father always told her never to take no as an answer.

☆Who stands here now as you squirm and rue? Both answers are clear... the devil's due.☆

This family wasn't one of the top mafia groups for nothing, after all. Despite how annoying her father could be, he certainly wasn't the pushover that he made others believe. And neither was she for that matter.

She knees him in the jaw. He hisses. A trickle of blood escapes his lips. "Nanny? Oh, don't be silly. I simply want you to educate them. However, it seems that you need a few remedial lessons yourself."

☆The devil's due. The reckoning's here, no room for mercy, no space for fear.☆

Letting him go, she digs around on his coat pocket and grabs his pack of cigarettes. "I mean, didn't you think it strange?" She asks as she pulls out his lighter as well.

"Not receiving a single punishment for all the embezzlement you've caused?" She places a cigarette into his mouth and lights it before lighting her own. He takes a long drag and chuckles. "Ahh, so someone was paying attention."

☆You danced on the strings of your fleeting delight, but now I take hold say goodbye to the light.☆

The Madame tossed her head back and cackled. Her eyes flash in the dim light of the room. Smoke leaves her lips as she puffs a trail of it into his face.

"A woman always knows when a man is being cheap doggy." She coos. A dangerous look crossed her face. "It's unattractive."

☆I warned you once, but your pride is a flaw. You thought yourself clever, above the law, but every pawn moves in the hand of a king. And every thread I pulled made you dance and sing.☆

Dropping the butt onto his leg, letting it burn his thigh. He grits his teeth. Clenching around his own between his lips.

He glares up at her. She brushes her hair back. What to do... what to do? A lesson did need to be taught. Thinking he could get away with this... how amusing.

The Madame leans down and unrolls the contract. "This is your signature, isn't it?" You stomp hard on the burn mark.

☆You schemed and deceived, oh the games you played. But your masters here now, and the pipers been paid.☆

"I asked you a question, kalego..." She says firmly. "Answer it." "It's is..." He mutters lowly. "Hmm? What was that? Speak up."

"It's mine." He snaps angrily. She nods. "That's right... it certainly is. And... oh my, there's no expiration date." She points out. "You do understand what that means, don't you doggy?" She asks in a taunting tone.

☆Who gave you the power to rise so high? It was me... it was me. And who holds the scythe when it's time to die? It is me... it is me.☆

"It means for the rest of your miserable life. Till you're six feet under. You'll be obedient to father, me... and iruma."

Leaving him on the floor, she walks to the window. Drawing back the curtain and looking out into the garden below. Watching the two children explore the gardens.

☆Who claims your soul when the tale is through? The answers the same. It's the devil's due.☆

"Charming, isn't it?" She asks, watching the pair climb a large oak. Blue and red hair now hidden among the green leaves.

She can hear the man slowly stand up behind her. "If you find naivety to be charming, then yes." He grumbles. Peering over her shoulder to watch the scene himself. His hand ghosts over her hip.

☆The devil's due, your fate is sealed, no bargains left, no mercy revealed. You played in the dark now the dark plays you. A throne for a fool... and the devil's due.☆

"I'm not stupid enough to keep my weapons on me when alone with you doggy." She hums. Her lips quirked into a gleeful smile as she caught a glimpse of his frustrated face. He pulls his hand away.

"You are right about Iruma being niave though... but then again, you were also niave once upon a time." She pointed out. Reaching up to trace his bruised jawline.

☆Did you think you could cheat me? How quaint, how devine, a villain outwitted... no, that's my line.☆

He holds her gaze. Cold, indifferent, a mild trace of irritation lingering in his dark eyes. "I can practically hear the gears turning in that stubborn head of yours."

"Oh? Pray tell, what could I possibly be thinking?" He asks. His face hovering near hers in challenge. "Your next little con, of course. You always provide good entertainment. I look forward to seeing it."

☆Every step that you took. Every plan you devised, was stitched into my tapestry, my grandest surprise~☆

She can practically hear the curses in his mind. "You think you can manipulate the little one." She says casually. Closing the curtain.

He stiffened. "Well, he is young. And young minds are certainly impressionable. But I wonder... which of you will actually be the puppet." The Madame leans forward nose to nose with the taller man.

☆Oh the deals that we make, the lies we believe the web that we weave when we long to deceive~☆

"You think I would bow down to the whims of a toddler?" He scoffs, leaning back and fixing his suit. "Don't be ridiculous. I will have that boy hanging onto every word."

"Oh, I have no doubt. And I won't really care... so long as you teach him properly." She gives him a shrewd look. "After all, you're nothing if not meticulous."

☆But power is fleeting, a vapor, a spark, and here in my hands i extinguish the dark!☆

He frowns. Unsure why she would allow this. But if it granted him a way out of that suffocating contract who was he to care?

It was just business. The boy was currently a pawn in the grand scheme of things. He should have no trouble getting what he wants in the end.

☆Now kneel before me, don't try to flee. The devil is smiling... and smiling at thee~☆

"You will teach the boy our ways... won't you?" Her words have an edge to them. A warning. He had seen her deal with fools before... he did not wish to meet his maker just yet.

Despite everything he has done, she's allowed him to get away with certain privileges. He knows this. It infuriated him to no end. She only kept him alive because she found his attempts amusing.

☆The devil's due! The contract signed. A fate unbroken by your design. You reached for the stars, but the abyss reached too, and now it claims you... for the devil's due.☆

He sighs. Running a gloved hand down his face. He eyes her. Still as beautiful as when he first saw her. When he was a fool and had signed without fully reading that damned paper.

"Yes... I will educate him properly Madame." He grumbles. She claps her hands with delight. "I knew you'd see it my way!"

☆Oh my dear, there's no point to resist. A signatures forever, it can't be dismissed. The curtains have fallen, the play is through, and the stars of the show, why it's the devil's due!☆

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Hey do you know a good place to read the manga Chapters and not a place where you will get super hacked?

For Iruma manga

Mm.... there are plenty of free sites but it really depends on your wifi and how secure of an area you're trying to read from.

Cause I use mangadex lately

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Calsifer from howls moving castle meets Eito Ifrit and the bicker

Seems legit

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Iruma who is in his evil cycle wants to mess with Balam so he shows hip Pokémon and says they are real earth animals and Balam goes crazy

Oh that's cruel

Next you'll tell him that Digimon are also a thing.

Or that carebears grant wishes.

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https://youtu.be/DDcb22LcvXM?si=n1CUJw6tkNHT8M7H did you know you can do this I just found out!?

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Are you referring to changing the style of A03?

Cause yes... yes I did.

I just leave it on basic because it is easier to deal with.

Are you asking me to change my theme darling?

If so it's gotta wait. I still haven't gotten a new laptop and my car is being repaired.

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For the Robin wedding I requested can reader be female

I mean pretty sure my fans all believe that reader is a "Jessica rabbit" kinda female character when it comes to Robin.

So yes...

Yes you can.

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Wait you write NSFW stories? Could I request Robin x reader wedding night it’s fine if you can’t

Well I do write them. I just dislike if it's requested for gender neutral characters. It's complicated for anatomy and whatnot.

Robin huh...

That would mean that you would need a wedding too.

Well... seeing as I'm getting so many requests i better start writing huh?

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This one might be a little confusing but basically Reader who is Iruma’s adopted mom shows the teachers how to hold Iruma who was turned into a baby by using a baby wrap basically you put the baby on your back and hold them up with a blanket and the teachers are really interestedespeciallyBalam

Ohhhh

You want more baby chan stuff.

Nah that's not difficult.

I got you darling

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Hello a while ago you wrote a story with Delkira x reader NSFW and I was wondering if you could make a part 2

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So I did.

Well I guess I'll have to consider it then won't i?

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A farmer went to a market and bought a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. On his way home, the farmer came to the bank of a river and rented a boat. But crossing the river by boat, the farmer could carry only himself and a single one of his purchases: the wolf, the goat, or the cabbage. If left unattended together, the wolf would eat the goat, or the goat would eat the cabbage. The farmer’s challenge was to carry himself and his purchases to the far bank of the river, leaving each purchase intact. How did he do it?

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The damn farmer takes the goat across first picking up the shopping bag he forgot when he went to the market in the first place cause he's an idiot.

Then makes his way back over puts the cabbage in the bag and proceeds to cross the river with both the wolf and cabbage making it home.

Only to be scolded by his wife for not remembering to pick up the flour she had asked him for in the first place.

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Ah yes...

Car sputtering

Check engine light is on

Car stalled in the middle of driving....

Life just isn't working out guys.

I'm tired, just got off a 10hr shift, sweating in the summer heat.

I can't afford expensive repairs or a new car.

I'm laughing and crying as I explain to Babe, who is in California right now, for an internship.

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Two sides of the same coin

Dark & Light, Ying & Yang, Warm & Cold. Eternal opposites. Two sides of the same coin. That was just how things were. How they would always be.

He was good luck. You were bad luck. He'd get jackpots, you'd get bills. He levels up, your phone dies before saving.

It had been this way for as long as you could remember. Was it fair? Well... no. But this was hell and not everything was going to be all sunshine and lollipops.

Still, there were a few times that you wished... Just for a moment. One tiny second, even. That you were the one blessed with good luck.

Orias Oswell... your rival. Actually... he wasn't, not really. The guy probably didn't even know you existed. You watch from the bushes as he talks to one of his associates.

You sigh. Compared to him, you were kinda pathetic, weren't you? You felt something fall onto your head. The sound of shattered pottery tells you it was another poorly placed flower pot.

Groaning as you rub the sore spot on your head, you see three figures stare at you. Quickly, you look away. Of course, your bloodline magic just had to activate when you were spying. Why wouldn't it?

He made his way over. His lips quirked in an amused smile. "Well look who it is? We were just talking about you!"

You curse under your breath. What could he possibly want with someone like yourself? "Mm... no. That sounds bothersome." You grumble folding your arms over your chest.

"Oh come on... you haven't even heard my-" "Don't care." You spin around and start to walk away. "Aren't you even a little curious?" He catches you right as you tripped over a root. "No." Your flat tone left little room for argument.

"I think you'd like it!" He urges. You scoffed and pulled away. "Not likely." "Just hear me out!" You roll your eyes.

You feel a strange sensation along your skin. Your head snaps in his direction. "Whoops... you caught me." He gives no apology only an award laugh.

"Did you..." you paused. Did he just try to use his luck on you? He grins. Taking your hand and kissing the back of it. Giving you a sly wink. "Will you listen now?"

Your nostrils flare, and you unleash your own power. Suddenly, a hole appears under his feet, and he falls in. "I hope that answers your question." You said and walk away.

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Ah yes... the common need to bother my sibling and prove my brief moment of superiority because who knows when the opportunity will arise again.

siblings amiright

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So Anna has been less productive than Scott was in her first year so far...

I also realized that I did not add remix bundles...

She seems to be social though...

Oh god... she's a chatty cathy, isn't she?

Most likely to focus on building relations than fixing her farm.

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Yes...

Yes...

Add a stoplight here...

Put a one way there.

Construction for an unnecessary roundabout goes this way.

Buy out their favorite Cafe and change it into a trader Joe's

What else?

Parking meters everywhere within an 8 block radius!

You are a supervillain. You've discovered where your hero nemesis lives, works, and relaxes. However, you follow the code so you'd never attack them. Doesn't mean you can't change the city slightly to annoy them.