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People trash Orange Joe recipe as if it doesn't exist in real life and isn't delicious as fuck
#kel omori#omori kel#random.dusty#orange joe#for anybody curious it's called bumble and it is a mix of orange juice and espresso#idk if there's a recipe of it in english but maybe i'll translate it from russian one day#kel is based for it actually#thank you kel#i do not support omocat#it's the only drink i can easily have in the summer despite having coffee in it because orange juice beats that#as well as syrup/sugar#my other options are milkshakes and bottled ice tea amd plain water.#so bumble is a VERY good option for me. it became something i order regularly when i'm out
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The Glass Coffin Mocktail! In honor of my most beloved and favorite Saw trap 5ever :)
#my recipe#Okay so some tips is the lemon juice will taste less artificial if it is freshly squeezed#But thematically I think the artificial is better and I personally like it more#Sugared rim is optional but fun to sugar a rim you just get the glass wet and turn it around upside down in a little dish of sugad#Sugar but I’m not retyping that#Simple syrup is 1 part water 1 part sugar just boiled together in a pot#Club soda and tonic water are BASICALLY the same. Club soda is more sweet and tonic water is more bitter#They can be used interchangeably most of the time. This is one of those times#If you want to make it a COCKTAIL and not a mocktail it’s pretty much a lemon drop with extra steps so just go with vodka#This recipe image has less flair to it because this is a less. Well the flair is in the drink itself#I’m tagging this as#saw v#but that’s it for theming related tags#The grenadine is the blood going on the glass btw (the glass is the clear liquid base)
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Excessive consumption of anything legit makes me sick. Like I'm not on tiktok but I see stuff on YouTube and insta and like..... ew
New clothing hauls, restock my fridge with me, people getting iced coffees that are basically just liquid sugar, the water flavoring craze, needing to eat every version of a cookie, just consuming more and more and worse versions of everything.
We don't need this stuff. Seeing it being made and consumed makes me physically ill and then people defending it like "well I'm xyz and I NEED to drink water with glitter and cotton candy syrup and watermelon flavored powder or I LICHRALLY won't be able to stomach water at all" can we please just stop. This makes me wanna vomit I promise you water is OK to drink plain. Am I going crazy here? Not to sound like my own father but something is not right with people these days
#idk it legit just sickens me#then ppl have the gall to be like#well its my body so im not hurting anyone! it makes me happy! i deserve that in this shitty world!#plus no ethical consumption under capitalism so i can do whatever i want consequences be damned#bruh#im seriously done with it#no its NOT ok to drink a vanilla caramel latte with 8 pumps of pumpkin spice syrup and 8 sugars and 4 creams#and no its NOT ok to buy the newest trendy outfit bc some influencer told you to#and YES#your actions have consequences big surprise!
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my great grandpa used to eat plain water chestnuts out of the can and boy am I related to him
#he died before i was born but evidently we have very similar food habits#when i was a kid i used to open up cans of like diced peaches and just eat them striaght out of the can#and I've been known to eat plain black olives straight out of the can as well as water chesnuts#oh i used to also eat diced mango straight out the can as well#i stopped though cause i don't like canned mango as much as fresh and the sugar syrup it's in makes my stomach hurt :[
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I feel like Vincent would wear shirts from the brand "Affliction Clothing". Idk if you've ever heard of them but the name alone kinda fits his vibe.
Vincent is a simple man. If sees an edgy pattern of a tortured skeleton, he wants to wear it.
He feels a little handsome in them. And SUPER INTIMIDATING HAHAHA BASK IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUR NEW LORD
#vincenttag#Ever since Vincent learned how to make his own freezerpops he's never let go of them#This one is pure lemon juice.#It's tragically bitter.#Vincent doesn't really know how to smile all that well. Looks more like a grimace at this point#Other juicepop faves were: Grapefruit (obvi). Ketchup just because. Chicken broth. Half a container of chocolate syrup. And soda.#Vanillin makes him want to yack and most icies are just... ugh. too sweet. Drowns the palate.#You can never get too much sour though. Unless your mouth starts bleeding then thats just an inconvenience with the trade#Sonia has a huge sweet tooth but cant metabolize all of it too well so she was raised sugar free for her career#she envies vincents superhuman metabolism because he clearly isnt using it for what really matters#whereas his metabolism is waaaay too strong and he has to eat 4-8k in calories depending on how active his flights are to maintain weight#ark_systema
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Wanted to do something quick for Canada Day 🇨🇦
A lil' inside joke I've been drawing on that day for some time. Like here and here 🍁
#it's-a-moi#my drawings#fun fact: I don't even like maple syrup that much xD#well ... anything sugary in general#too much sugar makes me want to puke - I am old and weak LOL#but damn it does taste good sometimes tho#Happy Canada Day to my fellow canadian followers :)
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Capirotadas...kinda suck tbh...like originated in the 1640s??? Yeah..I can tell 😒
#oh ur a dish that makes use of stale bread??? well you just arent very good#non mexicans capirotada is a weird bread pudding thing of stale bread soaked in brown sugar syrup with raisins and cheese#and my mom makes it EVERY year for the easter holy week thing
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i have accumulated a bunch of limes so i wanted to make mojitos, BUT the store didn't have any mint so i made simple syrup and infused peppermint extract. and THEN for tonight it turned out the remaining limes (being on the older side) were dry as bone on the inside so i used bottle lime juice and i gotta say. this is not the way to live
#at this point i might as well have just bought a mojito mix#although i guess i already had sugar and peppermint extract and lime juice sitting around.....#anyway now i have a bunch of extract minty simple syrup. anyone got any ideas for what to do with it
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I know I should've let it cool completely but I just couldn't resist taking a little slice. It's as delicious as it looks, I'm sobbing.
#dough turned out suuuuper nice 👍 actually prefer it than the pre-made one#i did cut down on the sugar because i happen to like the slightly tanginess of strawberries. made the right call#the vanilla and lemon together worked super well too. i bet tomorrow will be even more amazing#i saved some of the syrup because it *was* too liquidy. i might pour it over tomorrow with a bit of vanilla ice-cream 😌🍓#food tag
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Caramel Sauce (via Good Food Stories)
#gluten free#gf food#gluten free foods#dessert#caramel#condiments#heavy cream#sugar#butter#corn syrup#goodfoodstories#made this last night can confirm it does work up well#favorite
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It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...
#AND then they'll be the winning team or whatever and its like... wow... imagine that... I wonder how its possible that they can get#more dishes out faster than the other teams... hrrmm.... lol#Not that they aren't still doing work like. obviously it's still hard and there's still a sales component and other stuff to be done#but It's just kind of unbalanced seeming when one group is serving like grilled shrimp sandwich with 3 homemade sauces and a#slaw and two sides and the other people are like... slicing fruit and drizzling a bottle of hersheys chocolate syrup on top of some thing#they just threw in a waffle maker for a few minutes#You see the footage of the teams cooking and everyone is like prepping a ton of different things and meat and vegetables and they have#boiling pots and pans and fryers going and tossing stuff in bowls and compiling these multi component dishes#and then That One Team is always just casually slicing bananas or doing some whipped cream in a bowl gbjhbhj#They usually dont even make their own caramel or chocolate sauces or anything. Nutella out of a jar babey!#So all you're really Making is like... whipped cream. and some sort of batter (waffle. crepe. etc)#If I got placed in a competition like that and I found out one of my opponents just sold waffles or pancake sticks or etc#like that I would just be like... okay.. I'm out then. bye. OR I would pivot and be like.. right I shall remove all complexity from my menu#whatsoever and just start selling plain balls of fried dough with powdered sugar or plain fries with nothing on them or something lol#update: OH my god.. one of these teams on a newer season is selling a 'bonus add on' where you can add#cinnamon sugar and caramel syrup (possibly not even home made by them???? just from a bottle) for $5 extra on your order#If I bought a $12 waffle from a food truck and they were like 'hey do you want to upgrade? for only $5 we'll drizzle a teaspoon#of caramel and sprinkle a little sugar and cinnamon on there!' I feel like I would cancel my order and walk away.#that is a $1 add on at MOST.. for a freaking DRIZZLE of caramel sauce LOL#and of course this team is in the top 3... squirrel.... come ON...#Which I know all these shows are fake and bad and whatever. I dont watch them seriously. I think I liked the first few seasons#but then anything past like season 4 (or whenever they started having established people who already ran food trucks on there#instead of taking a bunch of peope who had never run a food truck before and giving them one - which is a much more equal footing#premise to me) I have just been increasingly annoyed at and I really just have the show on for background noise#whilst doing chores or something and am not genuinely paying that much attention but... my god.. At least try to pretend its fair lol#WHICH I KNOWW... you can say 'well the other teams could do similar if they wanted.' or blah blah. tehcnically it's THEIR choice to#make stuff from scratch and not sell a bunch of packaged frozen chicken wings dropped into a fryer over a shitty 6min waffle or etc.#but... I will never respect a $5 for 1tbsp of caramel sauce type of situation.. even if they win.. you will always be losers in my heart#So many teams with real cooking skill & good concepts go home to the 'slap nutella on fried dough' people... how...
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conversation hearts
#em makes stuff#the flight of the heron#adventures of tiny keith and ewen#got a bag of these and a silly idea and proceeded to spend many an hour in frustration as I goofed around#the sheet I was using for a backdrop now smells sickly sweet#many thanks to my long-suffering roommate for a) lending me the pink light that I took these photos with#and b) being very patient while I turned lights on and off at a weird hour and cursed a lot and banged heavy items around#'these are awful and I might as well be eating sidewalk chalk' I say as I crunch my way through another handful of the darn things#sugar corn syrup dextrose and glycerin! huzzah!#photos definitely worth it but I Do Not feel good now (somebody please take away these well-handled conversation hearts)#sign that you may finally be Grown Up: you no longer quite understand what it is that they write on conversation hearts these days
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Lord beer me strength
#I had Christmas with my wife’s family last night#however#this was not enough for my father in law who needs a Blood Relatives Only special secret side Christmas#so we’re having extra Christmas at his house today#then I get to have my three hour drive home#sir I already saw you for many hours yesterday#Ivan what do you want#what would be a good holiday#who are the people who would make it good#what are the activities#where do you want to be#I don’t know#the grave?#away from screaming children loudly smacking and slurping piles of sugar#away from children’s television and film#so much sugar#i can’t believe how much of parenthood is just a desperate battle with metering your screaming children’s demands for ever more corn syrup#’just don’t give them any’#well I want SOME#and more to the point#even if you don’t give it to them#other people do#can’t have it around because it’s all they think about and all they talk about#oof#i am in a dark place
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I managed to hit my elbow on the fridge door so now it hurts to have my arm straight >:/
Homophobic tbh
#speculation nation#i mean i am not straight but id like my arm to be able to be#i mean i CAN it just hurts#my body is constantly falling apart etc etc whatever#oh but hey i FINALLY have a day off tomorrow!!! thank fucking god.#i wanted to go to the farmer's market in the morning but lmao that probably is not happening#really i need to clean. dishes and trash and cat things.... ugh#still got over 4 hours of work tho. blehhhhhhh#already made some creme brulee. probably gonna make some brown sugar syrup later#not looking forward to it tho. that requires some very active stirring...#oh well. i'll be okay.#my fuckin arm is SORE tho from cleaning the boba machine yesterday!!! bullshit!!!!#lmao it's such an awkward angle and i havent done it in a while#at least it means my arm is getting even stronger. i will accomplish my dream of being a 5'3“ body builder someday
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I listened to n//mi//xx pre release bc I thought maybe their songs would be more appealing to me now that they're doing a mini album and so far I'm just confused with jyp A&R team. Like who signed off on the song??? I think it's great to sample things and try stuff but like... other kpop groups have sampled nursery rhymes and made them fun and interesting! but this felt too on the nose and just uninspired almost. Like I can see what they may be trying to do but??? It didn't land for me personally.
Like there is a way to experiment with thought and care you know?? I'll still check on their mini bc they may have a song like cool your rainbow which I loved!! But oh well.
I did finally check out x///g shooting star and found it super fun! And cupid by 50/50 is great! I prefer the twin version shockingly lol.
i........................................
man i don't even know on this one. i'm not even sure i can see what they were trying to do here, this is all just so......weird. i know often melodies and songs that are associated with specific things in the west don't always have their connotations transferred over when used in other countries (ex on douyin christmas music often gets used as bg music for random vids bc its usually royalty free + is just random music to most ppl in china), so i'm not expecting koreans to be familiar + have the same nursery rhymes......but still. i agree there are intelligent and thoughtful ways to experiment with sampling and musical structure and the connotations of different melodies but personally i don't really consider anything nmixx has done to have actually been that thoughtful or coherent.
#i like cool your rainbow and tank but their tts have consistently just been some of the most unlistenable music#also that mv was sugar syrup visual MUSH i need jype to lay off their fucking vfx team and also hire some new creative directors#why have all their groups cbs except for xh's looked identical for the last two years#nmixx w#text#answers#i prefer the twin ver of cupid as well but i don't really like the song that much
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Can anyone explain to me why I decided to bake cakes late at night while in the middle of watching a movie
#i just decided i really wanted chocolate cake#found a dairy-free recipe too#then improvised frosting with maple syrup in place of sugar#if it doesn't turn out well suffice it to say i will be devastated
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