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from that one episode

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Silly Idea Alert: In S2 E3, instead of asking Fanzone, the TFA bots hire a baby sitter for Sari. When the whole train thing happens, the babysitter goes with Sari to help the bots, and reveals herself to be a magical girl.

It would be fun if magical girls were a known thing though. Like, the bots are so fucking confused and Sari goes "What's the matter with you? It's just a magical girl? We've got like 5 in Detroit alone." She's genuinely surprised that they haven't seen one before.

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What if the tfa bots met a vigilante bot brought to life by the allspark who has a lone cowboy ranger vibe coming to their rescue? They’re all about justice and virtue and for their weapons they have two pistols and a lasso! Their alt mode would also be a metal stallion like an actual horse with a flaming mane. But the piece that brings it all together is the low cowboy hat they wear always covering their optics. A certified badass.

The bot, let's call them Ace-High (western slang for first-class or respected), is a real gentleman. Holds the door open for others, tips their hat in respect, always greets you with a "howdy" and so on. Even in high-stakes, dangerous situations they remain polite and suave, never loosing their cool and upholding their code of honor.

(fuuuuck, now I really wanna draw them)

Optimus admires their sense of honor and desire for justice. While what they both might consider justice might not always match and can cause them to clash at times, he knows that Ace-High is a good bot that is only trying to do right. Wishes they would join his team, thinking they would be a good fit, but respects their decision to work mostly solo. Is really confused by all the cowboy-lingo though.

Ratchet does think that Ace-High is a bit naive. While it's good to have a sense of honor he knows that a lot of bad people don't have one and worries that Ace might trust his enemies too much. Gets kinda annoyed by all the western slang though he does find it kinda fun when the rest of the team gets all confused. All in all, he likes Ace-High, even if their whole cowboy-thing gets a bit tiresome sometimes.

Bumblebee thinks they are pretty cool but he also finds them a tad annoying sometimes with all their personality quirks. Like, the slang, he does not get half the things they are saying. Despite this, he does admire their combat skills (the guns are badass) and thinks they look really cool in a fight. Does make fun of their alt mode though (even if he thinks the fire-mane looks kinda awesome) and makes a ton of horse jokes. Wants that hat more than anything.

Bulkhead really likes Ace-High! They are so polite and while they speak kinda funny, he does like talking with them since they always listen and pay attention to what is said. Also really likes their alt mode, thinks it's unique and kinda noble-looking and it definitely inspires a painting or two. Likes the clip-clop sound they make when they walk.

Prowl and Ace-High don't really talk a lot but they get along fairly well. Prowl appreciates that Ace respects his personal space and Ace in turn respects Prowl's discipline. They work really well together in a fight, with Ace drawing the attention with their guns and fire, allowing Prowl to sneak up on the enemy and ambush them. However, Prowl does worry that Ace's justice-seeking might one day take them to a dark place.

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he's slaying in more than one way

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So is Skyfire also hanging out in Gotham or what? Cause this is the perfect chance to rekindle his marriage to Starscream. Afterall its only a coincidence their respective humansonas just happened to meet and fall in love again right? Its all part of the roleplay. So what if Starscream is now mafia boss who occasionally goes to fist fight Megatron at his book shop. Skyfire's just helping him keep his cover as a human, obviously. There are no other reasons whatsoever and oh would you look at that they've already submitted their earth marriage license. Too late to back out now

Omg, Starscream and Skyfire doing that roleplay thing when two partners meet up at a bar and pretend not to know each other and flirt heavily.

"Hang around here often, handsome?"

"Depends. Will I get to see you again if I say yes?"

(IT'S SO CLICHE BUT THEY ARE BOTH EATING IT UP WHILE THE BARTENDER IS IN THE CORNER, CRINGING).

Also, Skyfire being courted by the mysterious mafia boss is giving such major booktok vibes.

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tfa monarch au but with that Blitz/Bee ship

Megatron being caught between encouraging the relationship (maybe his grandson will join if his boyfriend is a decepticon) and throttling Blitzwing because, uh, that's his grandson and he's two hundred thousand years too young to even THINK about dating (he's not, Megatron is just a tad overprotective after losing Monarch).

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Consider

Predacon Belloc

TITAN PREDACON BELLOC. And his techo-organic son who has all the power of a titan in the frame of a 5'11 teen.

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Back

Okay cryptic man with Racoon vibes or goth man with bad haircut?

Both. Both are good.

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Just found out how to search by year on tumblr and Im DEVOURJNG your stuff rn <3

Don't consume it too fast, you will get a brain freeze (brain rot?)

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I’ve been on a massive effect stint lately and I just thought of how quickly dr doom would cure the krogan genophage so they can have kids again and how quickly he would fix the quarians immune system so they don’t have to wear the environmental suits anymore

And those are just his side projects, just wait until you see what he got in store for the Reapers.

Also, he somehow managed to become the ruler of the Geth. They probably saw his big, big brain and got really impressed. Tbh, same with the Salarians, they all really want to become his apprentice/student. Latveria has a sudden boom in Salarian transfer students.

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Ravage's love language is ambiguous mothering

Fun story - my dad's lovely cat tried teaching the new puppy how to hunt by providing him with mice...... except now he takes her mice everytime she catches one and she is bewildered and flabbergasted and apalled that he took her lunch lol

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one eternity voice box removal stew

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Oh, Megatron wants them SO bad and Meanwhile they are like "Shit, he's staring at me, he knows the truth, ABORT MISSION, ABORT!"

Doesn't even try to hide that he want that cookie

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Chromedome this is your man...? 🤕

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🦕🌺🌺🌺

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guys who were deemed useless by others