#as they say in russian...
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COOKING SMT MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
(not giving anymore context, + this is a sketch)
#murder drones#md#as they say in russian...#whoops#worker drone#worker drones#disassembly drone#disassembly drones#n#sd n#sd-n#serial designation n#neon#neon doorman#uzi#uzi doorman#UZI WITH AN UZI GUN#nuzi#n x uzi#uzi x n
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the manuscript ending the album on the utter jawdrop moment that neither of the muses of the actual album were the first men to fuck her up with promises of marriage and babies, and that first heartbreak so long ago laid the scene for the woman she would become and the ways she would approach love and how we all watched her life like scenes in a show but she kept coming back to the manuscript of the first torrid affair that ruined her, to bookend an album about two love affairs that destroyed her utterly in almost the exact same way, because all her muses are acquired like bruises........ it's bone-chilling
#maybe it was just a jawdrop to me idk#taylor swift#ttpd#the manuscript#text#i keep saying it in the gc but the way the album is just a russian nesting doll of muses#you think its matty but beneath him its joe and beneath him its jake#and in the middle of it all is taylor screaming#this album is a fucking masterpiece
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hear me out, danny speaking russian (dc x dp hc)
so i was just watching a video about space, right? allegedly, turns out if you (an american) wanna board the international space station you must speak russian fluently since the only way to get there is by a russian shuttle and pilot (nasa apparently ended their own shuttle program way back when??) (don’t quote me on this)
so picture danny learning russian at a relatively young age for the sole hope of going to space and such, and it coming out every once in a while when he’s mumbling or something like that (it’s basically second nature to him)
so danny ends up at gotham for whatever reason (demon twins, reveal gone wrong, idc, they’re all cool) and he wants to start anew, so he pretends to only speak russian?? ig?? it’d make for some funny/interesting BatFam interactions i suppose
i don’t know where i was going with this but i want to read prompts of danny speaking russian
#danny phantom#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#one of the bats walks up to him like#dude you’re not supposed to be at an abandoned warehouse why are you here#and he just says the russian equivalent of no habla ingles#what’s funnier is that they’ve seen him talking in english with literally everyone else#he only speaks in russian with the bats#and it drives them NUTS#and he’s having the time of his life#i think the first time a bat spoke to him he was a bit sleep deprived or something#but he isn’t danny COMMIT TO THE BIT fenton for nothing#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc crossover#story prompt#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp prompt#bat family#batman#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne#cassandra cain#duke thomas
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It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.
Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.
#queer#lgbt#lgbtq#ofc this has been brewing for a long time and it has been really troubling to say the very LEAST#honestly i have seen russian queers joke about the situation which feels different. honestly it's almost admirable#i just can't find it funny to see non-Russians do it simply because the threat of prosecution or death for people is too high in my mind#it feels almost voyeuristic when non-russians joke like that to me#like i've joked about the state of (us)american queer rights when it feels too bleak but i live here#i guess when people only joke about it it tells me they don't think it's a big deal or that it won't affect queer people...#...because it won't affect them as an outsider likely#it's just shitty. all around. and it's the type of thing that i'm not sure what to do#queerphobia#queerphobia tw
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also on the topic of misappropriated AA(V)E I wonder how whitepeople on this site would react if we en masse started reblogging their obvious blaccent humor posts and just straight up tagged them as antiblackness and nothing else. imagine the mass panic attacks. nationwide shortage of paper bags.
#and then we all get run off for being ~russian psyops~ so I don't want to actually do this but imagine...#the urge to go into every white person's replies and just say you can't be talking like that white baby...#personal
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a point worth making when talking about the decrease of sexually explicit movies is that its happening simultaneously with an increase of intimacy coordinators and stronger awareness wrt making actors comfortable performing them. and potentially contractual power to refuse to do them without shooting your career in the foot
like yes, sure a lot of ppl watching are uncomfortable with sex scenes in many ways tumblr routinely dunks on, but also like lmao exploitation of young women who had to make rent-money and could be coerced into nudity/sex scenes they werent comfortable with was an issue in the industry for the longest time (and still is)
#.text#not to be like look at emilia clarke but look at emilia clarke#and tbh say whatever you want about poor things sex scenes but it is more comfortable to know that emma stone was an executive producer and#hence had a say in what did/didnt happen while in the 2000s#it was like russian roulette between this was fine and this was a torment nexus for the actress#1k
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it genuinely pisses me off that ukraine has to resort to pointing at its civilian death count to garner sympathy and action from the world.
can you even imagine how many of our soldiers have laid down their lives to push russia back? for some reason, there is this belief that soldiers’ lives do not matter once they become combatants, yet before they took up the role they were ordinary civilians just like the rest of us. they were teachers, bakers, students. they had peaceful lives, they have families, and they just want ukraine to be safe and at peace so that they may return to those lives.
they matter, they count towards our death toll, yet people see news of our soldiers passing and dont even spare a second glance. they are ukrainians too, they matter. with every day that russia invades us, ukrainians are dying, whether they are civilians or not.
heroyam slava 🕯️
#yes this is directed at all those ‘activists’ who say that ukraine ‘only lost *insert number* of people during the war’#also fuck russian soldiers#they willingly cross the border to rape and kill us#so this doesnt pertain to them#ukraine#stand with ukraine#russia is a terrorist state#politics#war#war crimes#україна#soldiers#stop the genocide#solidarity
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Sturgeon. Sturgeon, right?
Now get ready for
Sturge-off
#get it#cause i took off his scutes#one of the factors i use to tell if things are sturgeons?#so sturgeon#to sturge-off#sturgeon#sturgeon fish#this one in specific i think is#russian sturgeon#or should i say#russian sturge-off
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miku in a karelian feresi🌲
#L'UUUUULI L'UUUUUULI#my art#hatsune miku#karelia#this was fast but fun hahaha#karelia is located around the russian and finnish border (on both sides)#it can be considered there's 'finnish karelians' who have lived on the finnish side and ethnic karelians on the russian side#i'm finnish karelian but sometimes i am a bit confused if we are considered 'Real' karelians or just finns who happen to live in karelia#for a time i used to say i'm karelian! but sometimes people would ask 'a real one or...?'#so now i don't know!!!
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hehehehe
made the base sketches >:3 (didn't have time to make the absolute solver infected base. I'll do it tomorrow)
my neck absolutely hurts but it's only 9pm I STILL HAVE TIME TO FINISH AT LEAST THE DISSASEMBLY DRONES ONE.
#robo-jesus i'm so goddamn tired#murder drones#md#as they say in russian...#whoops#i should have predicted that someone would escape out of a ventilation shaft using discarded mirrors as stairs#worker drone#worker drones#disassembly drone#disassembly drones
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“They hollowed out Sergeant Barnes and put the Soldier into the shell; I am all that is left.”
- fanfic i can’t remember the name to
#bucky barnes#the winter soldier#captain america#marvel#avengers#much#art#fanart#i don’t speak russian but google tells me that is supposed to say ‘you are a thief’#this is bucky to himself lol#the internal conflict is real
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i wanted you to know that years ago i was watching one of your rwby oc redraw speedpaints, and my grandma kept wondering where your accent was from because it sounded so unusual LOL
sdgfhjfds honestly ur grandma is so valid for that
#daily dork#when i say i have been asked where im from literally hundreds of times in my life#cause of my nonsense way of pronouncing things#most folks assume im american but i still remember one time a lady thought i was russian#ive also gotten canadian and irish and scottish and--#anyway can confirm i am unfortunately just a brit who has lived in one town his whole life#my accent just never got the memo xD
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i think part of the Min Wild appeal is that they don’t have the written-in-the-stars-first-overall-pick-superstar. there’s no two-headed-monster-like core of inevitable hall-of-famers drafted to the same team at the same time. what you get instead is this 135th overall russian kid discovered by complete coincidence and his 37 year old coworker whose stick is taller than he is. and they’re obsessed with each other.
#this is not to say that i don’t appreciate the Sidney Crosbys of the world because i do#it’s just that the kirillzucc pairing is so bizarre and entertaining to me#like i can see the marnermatthews appeal#the sidgenos the stamkoshedmans the marcherons#but have u considered this 12-year-old-looking russian kid and his emotional-support-old-man#i don’t know what their deal is and at this point im afraid to ask
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tbh I still think Brock Rumlow was an interesting character and upon further examination way more unsettling a villain than most to me because like. Let’s be real, the second you lay eyes on Robert Redford as Pierce monologuing in his pristine suit and glass office high up in the sky he just screams Evil Politician! at you. You can see it coming a mile away. Meanwhile Rumlow is….Just Some Guy. On the surface, he’s just some side dude. He’s not enhanced, he’s not in some major position of power, he’s just someone who’s really good at what he does and seems dedicated enough to the work and functions well with his team. He respects Steve, might admire him even, but not so much that he gets starry eyed like everybody else. He’s lighthearted but focused, he’s no nonsense, he’s the everyman Steve can relate to way more than spooks like Natasha or Fury.
And okay, maybe what Rumlow does for a living is beat intimidate and kill people, but it’s not like that’s the primary objective, right, because SHIELD are the good guys and this is what Steve does now, too, anyway; except that Steve doesn’t really use any weapons other than the shield, he holds back, he doesn’t carry a gun anymore which is usually fine since he’s dangerous enough without it. But when that leaves him vulnerable, he’s covered: Rumlow’s got his six, and he does it well, and he earns some of his trust. This is familiar to Steve.
And maybe Rumlow’s a little too good, fine, maybe he shoots a guy in the head within the first fifteen minutes of the movie when he doesn’t necessarily have to and then cracks jokes immediately after but that’s alright too, because that guy had Steve at gunpoint and that guy was Bad whereas Rumlow is One of the Good Guys just doing his job, right. Rumlow’s joking around because he’s used to the violence, they’re all used to it, and this is just how it works. They’re just soldiers doing the grunt work and following orders, and this is familiar, too.
Except that they’re not soldiers and this isn’t a war, except that the work is for an intelligence agency whose job it is to hoard and steal information and monitor civilians and orchestrate and sabotage and meddle in internal and external state affairs. Except that the Good Guys, in reality, are extremely grey at best. Except that many of the Good Guys turn out to be Nazis on top of everything else, and it’s not that far of a stretch.
But when it’s all starting to unravel, you’re still thinking well maybe some of these guys didn’t know. Maybe they didn’t do it out of individual belief, and if faced with the right choice, they can be redeemed.
That is until you realize that Rumlow maybe didn’t respect Steve and what he did so much as what Steve could do if only Steve weren’t “weak” in other ways, if Steve had chosen the right side. That it not being personal is less a cop out and more a taunt the same way just following orders has always been, for Rumlow and many many men that came before him and will continue to come after. Until the vault when, by the most charitable of interpretations, Rumlow looks at the Winter Soldier letting himself be smacked around and crying and getting shocked like he’s maybe a little unnerved (if not just downright fascinated) by the whole thing, but not enough that it really changes anything for him, because the end justifies the means and it’s not really his problem, anyway.
Until Sam shows up and Rumlow looks at him like a bird of prey and says This is gonna hurt with a fucking smile on his face, and then you think: shit, man, obviously. How was it not clear from the start.
To me, what makes someone like Rumlow a good villain, even a side one, is not that he’s straight up Insane & Evil™️ or suffering from Tragic Backstory Syndrome or all hopped up on magic superstrength juice or whatever, but precisely the fact that he’s Just Some Guy with a cockroach survival mentality who operates well within the established system and just so happens to be really good at his job - a job that he might’ve even joined thinking it was for a good cause, or because he had something to prove, or simply because it gave him one hell of an excuse to be a bully. Because he either wholeheartedly believes in HYDRA or he just doesn’t give much of a shit either way so long as he gets his due in the end, and both are just as bad.
Because when you strip away all the grand scale superhero theatrics, you’ve seen this before. You’ve seen Rumlows in your school and in your neighborhood and in the military and the cop car patrolling your street. They’re the ones who sometimes say or do somewhat offputting shit but you figure it’s fine because they’re otherwise real nice or charismatic or normal looking, or maybe they work a job that’s framed as helpful or protective or inherently good despite the power dynamics at play, or they share your background and interests and you chat about the weather being crap this time of year.
And every time one of them turns out to be a violent, hateful piece of shit, you’re still somehow surprised then, too, when you really shouldn’t be.
#apologies for the extra long post but I’ve been thinking about why he freaks me out as much as he does#the world is full of brock rumlows is all i’m saying.#and that to me is way more terrifying than evil crazy russians in underground labs or deranged aliens could ever be#brock rumlow#ca: tws#brock rumlow meta#I guess???? hello how the fuck did I get here at 5 pm on a tuesday jesus christ#mcu meta#max.txt
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sharing this interview footage i found from after the 2005 world junior game vs USA
#its in russian so i dont know what theyre saying but#geno looks like a fratty prince charming#and thats what really matters here#evgeni malkin#alex ovechkin#2005 world juniors#before the horrors.#(gold medal game vs canada)
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When I was a teenager, I used to be in a lot of internet spaces with russians and every time I look back on that I think to myself wow they never saw me and other Ukrainians as actual human beings, let alone equals to them. Even in so-called progressive communities where they condemn state's policies, while actively benefiting from them and having the same imperial mindset. It's so embarrassing to remember the interactions from that period. I remember fake laughing at jokes at my expense and feel disgusted. I remember seeing performative hate for putin while they go on vacations in occupied territories, their usage of ethnic slurs "as a joke", the constant mocking of Ukrainian language, forcing the "we're brotherly nations" notion, claiming art, culture and cuisine from colonised countries as their own and then saying "you all are uncultured, where are your famous artists?", being nice-ish to you when you stay in line, but once you point out the wrongs their country is doing they turn to belittling you and your struggles. All I feel from those memories is humiliation.
#if I could go back in time I would say younger me to stop interacting with them#there's nothing beneficial for you there#you're just repressing your Ukrainian identity in order to satisfy imperialists even if they claim to be one of the good ones#Ukraine#russia#fuck russia#Imperialis#anti imperialism#russian imperialism#russian colonialism#colonialism
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