#not by much tho

[myfamilycrestisthedemonofdeath]

Somebody just hides a little bell in one of Nikolai's pockets or something and you as his co-pilot notice it just before you take off in his fancy heli, leading you to thoughtfully and/or instinctively say Santa out loud to him.

He looks at you, confused first, before understanding that the noise is coming from him. Then he says shit like "I can be Santa. Do you want to sit on my lap" and you're just hopelessly looking at him as he guffaws and you can hear the teasing whistle from either Johnny or Kyle. jerks

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I keep a little bell inside my bag and while I was driving earlier, I hit a little bump on the road and the bell jingle jangled and my first thought was "SANTA??? ON MY PASSENGER SEAT???" where my bag was. And then I got to thinking of who could dress up as Santa...

[h2llish]

i never had a fnaf pjase but i did have a creepypasta phase

[mysdrymmumbles]

Okay.

So apparently my student loan company is handing off all of the federal loans to this third party company (that has shit reviews online but what can you do?), not just mine.

But.

I might be able to get my loans away from the shit company by consolidating them through the department of education.

So Imma see if I can do thatd

[poorlemons]

i wish i understood people finding other people attractive outside the realms of “oh nice vibes, anyways”- like i wanna know what yall are on, study yall under a microscope 

[miagkoi]

im taller than kronkk. much to think about

[teetkmost123]

Sometimes i will just be eating my delicious food and think about how younger version of myself would have sensory issues and actually gag because of some of the textures I put into my mouth.

But then I remembered the tasteless stuffs that little shit put in it mouth, because, you know, 'good textures'.

So that bitch can't really judge me

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[aerequets]

this post was the catalyst for this comic, and i was also thinking of a desi song lyric (tere dil ke sheher mein ghar mera ho gaya / in the city of your heart, my home is made) and just... hmmm.... leaving your mark.... making a house into a home..... when the marks a child inevitably leaves behind (messes, scribbles, and in this case stickers) eventually fade away as they grow older and you're left with the memories stored in what hasn't been erased....

im not verbalizing it very well but catch my drift?

[sonykatzen]

pretty boy

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[o0kawaii0o]

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

[rinnysmuses]

Rufus is taller than jusis lmao]

[waveoftheocean]

they should kiss but unfortunately i'm not very good at drawing kisses (yet 👀) so you get this instead

[wanologic]

it hits different when it’s not green