(esteemed lawyer) sofia I XXIV I she/her I italian (derogatory) | dm for discord! |
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#sent to me#[ 🥺 | 😁 ] is a beautiful pendulum all beings should be experiencing unburdened by no third thing
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feels like im a sim someone got bored with and cranked the random event spawn rate to 100. Soon I will be put in a pool with no ladder
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i had to explain how to use an app to my mom & i think i speedran the 10 stages of anger
#.text#like straight up felt like yelling deadbeat father style#& now i feel guilty. deadbeat father about to buy you fast food style -_-
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god will reward me for my suffering by allowing me to pull off a crazy scheme
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i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless.
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i need my daily dose of HETSLOP or else i start killing indiscriminately
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mutuals please do this to me
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Today's Seal Is: To The Incinerator
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Me playing Disco Elysium
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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
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looking at the wikipedia page of sex acts is always so funny. "titjob: freud thinks its normal" yeah, i bet he does 👍
#.text#& i mean it is. its just like yeah sure this is the right guy to reference when it comes to mammary intercourse
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every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is
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