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celestial1980slady · 5 months ago

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Tagged by @d64d-n0t-sl66p1ng, thanks!! I agree with most of this, except me being the "definition of cooking". I am hardcore an ADHD fixation eater and will rotate through the same 5-10 easy meals over the course of a year LOL

But here is the quiz: what does your soul smell like?

Tagging with no pressure as always: @aeide @ainulindaelynn @findusinaweek @blue-mono @mimbotomy @solareias @scottysketches @ca1a-liinaa

#this result made me feel good idk #i guess cause it says about me being soothing to be around and nurturing nature #i'm definitely the mom friend #as i should be i guess LOL #tag game #uquiz #uquiz tag game

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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months ago

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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #figueroth faeth #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #fh class quangle #my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now #got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol #in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine #this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol #I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out #thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough #to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement #(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering #its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics #maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol #fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor #I always forget makeup is real #also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know #sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate #also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home #she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her #okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things #cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps

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weaselmcdiesel · 7 months ago

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Do You Love The Color Of The 413?

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tatertotcosmonaut · 1 year ago

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#one piece #monkey d luffy #idk why there’s a Luffy tab but hooray I guess lol #everyone should witness him

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sea-buns · 4 months ago

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i feel insane

#guess i should say welcome to tumblr! lol #hope youve been enjoying the abundance of beautiful fanart shitpost memes and heartwrenching character meta <3 #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e101 #cr downfall #cr lb #nick marini #im gonna. im gonna go to bed i think #the fuck is happening lmao #very cool and also hey what? sorry what?#just realized i was so caught up in my disbelief i didnt even follow lol hold up

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wifegideonnav · 1 year ago

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eta: the third to last option says 500-999 shhh

how to find the number: use this page to calculate the total number of notes your original posts have gotten, then divide by the number of original posts (and round the result however you see fit). here's mine as an example:

so i divide 142,200 by 626 and get 227.16, which i then round to 227 average notes per post

#I literally guessed for what the ranges should be so let’s see what the distribution is lol #I checked my blogs average and one v popular blogs average and worked from there whoops lmao #I’m a writer not a statistician ok #op

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sea-webs · 3 months ago

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"I don't know who I want to be, anymore."

Oc - Cirque | The Dragon Chosen by the Shadows |

| mary oliver / franz wright / chelsea dingman / mary oliver / sue zhao / can't find :( / can't find :( / i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. - sciencedfiction / little weirds - jenny slate / the unabridged journals of sylvia |

#RAHHH guys I'm so crazy about her you all should totally ask me about her lore #web weave #webweave #webweaving #web weaving #oc webweave #oc web weave #oc - Cirque #definitely NOT the only webweave ill be making for her #still getting the hang of making these... gonna try to make some more for specific times in her life rather than just jumping around #on love #on longing #on grief #guys i love her shes so fun to squish #making these oc webweaves is so fun because i get to talk about them. also it helps me flesh out their characters #i need a tag for this specific universe of ocs lol #writing a book about them so i guess when i draft up some titles for that book ill use that for them #my webs #alt text

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sunderwight · 2 months ago

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Thinking about Black Widow Luo Binghe.

Hear me out -- so just like in canon, Shen Qingqiu self-destructs to save Luo Binghe, dies, and Luo Binghe steals his body to put on ice while he looks for methods to resurrect him. But unlike in canon, staving off decomposition is simply not that doable for a matter of years, even with cultivation and Luo Binghe pouring qi into the process. The qi costs are still high, so is Xin Mo, and now Binghe also needs a special artifact that can actually preserve Shen Qingqiu, but that runs on blood sacrifices.

To get the thing working, Luo Binghe feeds it a bunch of prisoners from the Water Prison. Then he starts kidnapping cultivators to drain for his own qi reserves, but that's difficult, controversial, and he can't use the same victims for the blood sacrifice afterwards. Frankly, between one thing and another it would be easier to satisfy Xin Mo with dual cultivation, and focus on finding victims for Shizun's Snow White style glass preservation coffin without having to choose between using targets for one or the other. Especially given that, if he finesses it, Luo Binghe can extend the use of his sacrifices and get more out of them with fewer deaths that way.

He's pretty sure that Shizun would want fewer deaths.

Of course, he is not a fan of the logistics of the plan itself, but he'd do worse things to one day be reunited. He consoles himself that he's building up bedroom experience for one day being with Shen Qingqiu, and that it doesn't really count because his heart's not really in it, and also if Shizun got to spend all that time in brothels then it's only fitting that Luo Binghe be his equal in this as well. It still doesn't make it pleasant for him, but it makes him able to tolerate the necessity of it.

So Luo Binghe ends up marrying a string of rich and powerful figures -- mostly the villainous single fathers and mothers and evil uncles of harem members from PIDW, rather than their daughters -- and coming up with creative ways of making all their deaths a few months into the process look like accidents. After the third one people are undeniably wary of marrying him, but there's always someone with a big enough ego to think they'll be an exception, or stupid enough to believe that it really has just been so much bad luck up to that point. It helps that the universe is predisposed to let him hit it.

When SY wakes up in the shroom body and hears about Luo Binghe's succession of marriages, he's not surprised. What he is surprised by is the bisexual graveyard of toxic dilfs and milfs that has replaced the harem.

What did he do to cause that?!

And what does Luo Binghe mean that he wants to marry his own shizun now? Is this his new method of revenge??? Binghe, you don't have to marry someone to kill them!

#svsss #scum villain #scum villain's self saving system #bingqiu #shen qingqiu trying to figure out if binghe somehow badly misconstrued the core concept of 'fuck marry kill'#also shang qinghua in this setting just like 'I don't know how we unlocked this mode where is the off button oh god'#at the same time like look he respects that his king has mixed feelings about his own evil uncle #but he's definitely throwing that dude onto the sacrificial marriage altar of bingbing's black widow spree #good luck linguang jun #rest in pieces i guess #sqh probably helps steer binghe in the direction of suitable targets in exchange for never ever becoming one himself lol #sha hualing pivots from 'you should marry me' to 'actually I think you should marry my dad'

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dnpbeats · 6 months ago

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dan and phil as reductress headlines (2009 edition) 3/?

#technically i guess the ghost one should say WITH bringing them up but lol #phan #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #daniel howell #amazingphil #dpgdaily #dnpr #emmascrap #d&p

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pjs-everyday · 8 months ago

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*immediately loses their cool* lmao 🤓 // linework >> grayscale // ko-fi

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lave-ium · 19 days ago

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i <3 u not

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bacchuschucklefuck · 2 months ago

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they licensed his ass

my finished piece of the FWMS (official name definitely 100%) thing we started a few days ago! I had fun I hope folks had and/or continue to have fun with the sketch as well.