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YESS GIRLY I LOVE THAT FOR YOU LAST NIGHT!! Did you meet him off hinge? Do you think you’ll see him again or just a ONS? 👀👄
so this was another Bumble match! I've been having way more luck on there lately, and this was 1000% better than that other guy from a couple weeks ago, I'm gonna put TMI details under the cut because uhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤭🤭🤭
so I've been messaging with this guy for the last week and a half or so, and he lives a town over from me so it was even easier to meet up. I almost unmatched him like five different times because he asked for my snap and I was like bruh...I don't have that. And then he asked if my pictures were recent???? but to be fair, he just wanted to make sure I wasn't a smelly old man lmao then he asked for my number, so I was like okay sure, and after last night, I may actually save his contact
he had wanted to come over like for days, and last night just happened to work best. I warned him and let him know that Henry (my dog in case you're not familiar) is very protective and will probably freak out when you first come over, but once you sit, he'll be fine. And that's exactly what happened, which a little embarrassing ngl but he sat on the couch and Henry got right up there with him and then fell asleep with his head in his lap 😂
then we moved to my bedroom, where Henry followed us, and so we all snuggled on the bed for a bit which was kind of cute. Me and the guy had messaged the night before about like what we both like and need when having sex. and we were on the same page about a lot of it, so that made me feel better going into it. I warned him that sometimes when I'm nervous, I don't get as wet and that he shouldn't take it personally, BUT I DID NOT HAVE THAT PROBLEM, THERE WAS A MONSOON BETWEEN MY LEGS THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE THIS MAN !!!!!!!
He was giving me light touches on my back and stuff and then we started kissing and making out. And this was the first guy in forever that didn't tell me I was biting too hard :D cause even my ex (n*ck) would tell me I was biting his lip too hard and so this guy let me bite and suck, and he did the same to me, and I sucked on his tongue which he really liked, had him moaning and everything
he took my clothes off, and his own, and then worked his way down my body to go down on me. And idk what the fuck he was doing with his fingers because he found my clit right away and got me so wet, and his mouth...I felt so worshiped. He tongue fucked me and he had stubble so that combination was lethal, it was so good. I didn't come like that, but it was amazing
I sucked him off a little, wanting to return the favor, and I usually don't like giving head, but I didn't mind with him. He was clean and let me take my time working him down my throat. His girth...I was like "haha I'm in danger" but in the best possible way lmao
So, I'm allergic to latex, right? I use the brand Skyn for condoms, really great. But I only had two that a friend had given me while we had been on a trip a couple months ago, so they weren't the exact type of Skyns that I usually get. When I tell you the condom was too tight on this man, like it barely fit. I've never seen anything like that in all my years of whoring myself out, and I was a massive whore before n*ck, so that's saying something. It felt so good when he got inside me, but it kept slipping out, and because the condom wasn't comfortable, he kept going hard and soft, and it was like every time he hit that spot, it would slip out. It was like edging, I was getting so aggravated lmao he didn't seem to mind though and was happy to just eat me out again. I had him finger me the way I like and I eventually came while I was rubbing my clit. I came a second time a little later and it was internal only. And I was so wet, like I've never been that wet for a guy before. I definitely squirted a few times. And he had me grinding on his thigh and he was giving me light touches all over my body, I literally felt myself getting wetter and wetter on this thigh, and he was so turned on. And he was like "I love watching you lose control" and he called me a good girl like I asked him to the night before.
I felt bad he never got to come, but he didn't seem to mind at all. And then we cuddled for a long time after, just talking. I made him laugh, he made me laugh. It was really nice. He told me I was a lot of fun, and that I was just as cute as in my pictures, and he liked that I'm short, and we were giggling because he asked if I remembered his height from his profile, and without missing a beat I said, "yeah, 5'10" lmao when we were only messaging before we met, we both agreed we wanted something casual, so we're on the same there. While we were cuddling and while we were fucking he kept saying, "next time I'll be able to give you my cock" stuff like that. He left around 12:30AM, and I walked him to the door and we kisses and he gripped my jaw and he was like "we should do this again", and I just said, "okay" like noncommittally, and he was like "yeah if you want" so I know this man wants to see me again, and I want to see him again too
oh and he choked me the way I like, and he kissed and bit me all over the way I like. I can like still feel his cock in the back of my throat as I sit here typing this. I'm not sure when I'll reach out to him next. I don't want to seem too eager. I kind of want him to message me first. But in all honesty, I might invite him over Friday night because I need that disco stick inside me stat
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guys with their respective bugs
#wild life smp#trafficblr#life series#wild life spoilers#tangotek#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#ldshadowlady#smallishbeans#jizzie#man thats a lot of tags#my art#eydidraws#i wanted to draw ren's bard moment as well but i ran out of time#anyway who's BETting on them being the first one out? :D#traffic smp#mcyt
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his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment
#my art#doodle#fanart#resident evil 8#ethan winters#i think its so funny that he has a journal in re8. not only does he have a journal but he illustrates it. i dont know if capcom intended to#imply that ethan stops every now and then to jot down the horrors and the hour that the horrors occur my guess is prolly not#but now its there and it makes me laugh. i shouldnt laugh at his mental health journey but i am anyways#shoutout to people who journal i wish i was you but instead i draw a guy feelin my emotions for me#but im so happy the sun goess away at 5pm. truly immaculate. i miss snow. but we stay chillin#i made more dear diary doodles but these were my favs n they went well together#i changed the entry in the 2nd one though cause i thought it was funnier to me this way#i cut my hair too short again im not even sad about it anymore like whatever man#at least its out of my way. and my shower was SO fast i got to stand there 5ever and it was still only like 15 minutes#fantastic. there are so many joys in life. theres twice as many horrors but the joys are definitely there and they are definitely joyful#anyways thats the post stay warm n cozy out there gang
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 266#fanart#jjk fanart#itafushi#jujutsu kaisen fanart#used th itfs tag bc its implied and this is an itfs piece i said so#i dont think ive seen this parallel made yet??? but its ok if it has#i just had the idea hit at gross o clock last night when i ws alr exhausted n had 2 force myself to sleep instead of drawing it#i just . clutches chest . YUUJI#th char development the emotional maturity..#the willingness to put aside his gojo voice personal feelings in favour of giving megumi agency over his own life#rather than burden him with expectations the way every1 has done fr both of them over the course of the series...#tears in my eyes thats my mc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway art notes i think lower one is some of the best yuuji hair ive drawn 2 date#it's kind of similar to one of my 265 redraws but i think i struck a better balance in how thoroughly i rendered it here#proud of my me but also SO grateful tht yuuji has not been fighting me lately#so much yuuji content these past chapters i cant imagine th frustration having to Also fight him in order 2 create content fr them#anyway itafushi kaisen is real and canon and alive and yuuji singlehandedly discovered th cure 2 my mental illness w this line
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unorthodox murder mystery
#zosan#one piece#roronoa zoro#sanji vinsmoke#fanart#okay so basically this concept is ok so basically#its a murder mystery where those who are murdered on the ship actually turn into VAMPIRES#but theyre like#guys. how the fuck do we not know who the vampire is#like what do you mean you are literally still alive after being 'killed' and somehow you dont remember who killed and turned you#zoro: well whatever. im still gonna be the greatest swordsman#sanji: right ok so hello FUCKFACE. DUMBASS. GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT IS ONLY AVAILABLE DURING THE NIGHT OR WHAT–#sanji: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT WE JUST DIED THAT WE JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE THAT WE'RE IMMORTAL NOW. THAT I CANT TASTE THE FOOD I MAKE#zoro: wat dat gotta do wit me#sanji would be suchhhh a good vampire feeder but a terrible vampire I think#thats my opinion stop throwing rocks at me what the hell#anyway i dont actually know who the vampire on the crew woudl be#thats the mystery#its a mystery to the creaotr of the au as well obviously... or else whats the point.....
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as an aroace person who sees other aspec people get frustrated with the lack of nonromantic relationships being represented as anything other than sibling, I grant you: hermit relationships
Grian & Pearl: siblings, actually
Pearl & Scott: platonic
Cleo & Scott: queerplatonic
Jimmy & Tango: romantic
Grian & Scar: sexual but like they turned Complicated pretty fast lets be real
Pearl & Gem: ????)?),?
Etho & Joel: probably a disorder really
Martyn & Ren: theater kids.
#this came to me while brushing my teeth as all good ideas do#is this a good idea#anyway#amarambles#trafficblr#life series#traffic smp#life series smp#life smp#hermitblr#hermitcraft#hermitshipping#grian#zombiecleo#scott smajor#smajor1995#goodtimeswithscar#pearlescentmoon#geminitay#jimmy solidarity#tangotek#ethoslab#smallishbeans#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#rendog#whew thats all of em
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bodyswap au but a bit of a sad take oops, pt3
pt2 here
#aventio#ratiorine#aventurine#honkai fanart#hsr fanart#dr ratio#hsr aventurine#honkai starrail#riddle doodle#bodyswap au#added cn translation cause i wanted to post on pixiv#real life would not be like this but in anime/manga terms#its always said that the eyes shows EVERYTHING about a person and im so into the idea#hsr is an anime game so i use anime terms (gets wacked)#aven “maybe that's how normal i'll look if i didn't go through shit”#ratio “this is how empty i will look if i did suceed in chasing nous”#anyway thats just headcanon idk if thats how they actually think about each other#next part will be comedy once again but i just gotta finish the other wip angsts i have on my backlog ahahahahahahahahaa sorry
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a glass sun 1/2
#my art#my stuff#this is really fucking long so im gonna have to break it up into multiple reblogs#(howling) WAUGHHHHHHH#i love aishang by xiaoshiguniang#i love to implicate my alma mater in my art about being gay in the shittiest most conservative corner of singaporean society#by some terrible trick of fate i ended up in the conservative chinese christian cishet circuit from primary school to end of hs#obviously i am not most of these things but there i was. Depressed#and there i was after that at Liberal Arts College. the 4 years i spent there were a clusterfuck#but like a good and outrageous and lively clusterfuck#and i graduated in may this year and when i came back it was for the first time in 10 months. it was like. what da hell#like i love being here in specific ways but there is also the pain of being seen as something you're not constantly#can i blame them? i ask myself this every day. for most of my ex classmates and relatives i Am the only not cis person they know#idk my lottery number was bad this corner of society really is that bad#and so its like. idk dawg anyway i aint offering solutions but u get it like it fucks with your head to be misgendered either which way 24/#but to leave them behind would be to leave the only people who knew me for the first 19 years behind. and thats a lot of my life#i am 23!!!!!! ough#anyway. whatever. if u liked it i have a ko-fi#reblogos appreciated
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Pour me another one, will ya?
(the spider yaoi got me good your honor)
#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#angel dust#husker#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin#hellaverse#vivziepop#SPIDER YAOI!!! SPIDER YAOI!!!#anyway this one got wildly out of hand. haha. hand#i got too excited about doing a still life and then was locked in to that level of detail for a piece thats 90% reflective surface. genius.#my art
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the *other* part! i felt the need to draw this one too, considering the events of the latest episode...
(for @cherrifire 's dtiys! again)
/also, small thing; you can see where i messed up a bit on grian's face (that's just the downside of using biros to draw with)
#i did do this in a different order to the other piece#but still#besides i was thinking about watching skizz's pov as i kinda wanted to see how far he could go#but i guess thats not happening how i thought now :v#anyway!#my art#art#drawing#sp7 does art things#traditional art#skizzleman#skizzleman fanart#grian#grian fanart#mumbo jumbo#mumbo fanart#trafficblr#wild life smp fanart#wild life fanart#wild life smp#sorry for the ramble in my tags i will probably do it again#sp7's rambling tag#cherridtiysnail#(EDIT: HOW TF DID I FORGET TO TAG THAT?!)
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Thanks.
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#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop nature au#fop dev#fop dale#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#art#digital art#comic#The 'Thanks' after all of that makes me so insane Im not even sure I can fully articulate why#I mean. He got what he wanted. Honesty. Thats what you wanted right Dev?#what else do you say to that#He's spent his whole life being sure he knew the answer. That deep DEEP down dale did love him#Have you ever seen that post thats like“I was bawling my eyes out and somebody told me to shut up and I was so taken aback I stopped crying#I think he was so stunned that he just stopped crying.#or like when you get so upset that your feelings turn themselves off to protect you#is that a normal thing that happens to people Erm. anyway#Sorry lol as someone born to parents who.. should not have had me. Writing dale basically admitting as much is actually really cathartic#He shouldnt have had Dev. He doesnt love him. He cant. Dev cant do anything to change it. Its just a fact.#Hes not 1:1 with my parents they tried their best ig but like. their best was still pretty awful child neglect LOL
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a lost shade...
#hades game#hades supergiant#mmarts#hades 2#yeah yall this is self indulgent as hell im down bad for him its not funny anymore lkajsdlkajdwwwwwww#thats my lil guy my oc lol#anyway yeah#i love fighting him#hades prometheus#hades melinoe#hades hypnos#hypnos hades#obligatory hypnos insert#im on a roll today wao#its the weekdays again so i will go back to my sad life and job iam so cooked this week oof#buff people are hard to draw... and birds and poses and ... a lot of things ueue#aetos is so fuckin fast bro
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you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier
#xmen#mcu#xmen movies#xmen first class#charles xavier#professor x#snap sketches#todays schedule has been ruined by my ever occurring need to practice drawing movie charles its horrendous#i started this sheet last night but then i kept adding to it and i keep wanting to add to it but i MUST stop myself#in an ideal world i get paid to draw charles xavier and erik lehnsherr but no i live in this baka society#sleepless charles WAS inspired by me starting this at 1AM and forcing myself to sleep at 4AM#and then here i am picking i up still later .... i need professional help i fear but i aint got time for that#NEVERTHELESS I THINK IT GOT IT NOW. I THINK IM OK. i think i know how i wanna go bout drawing him now ...#chat can i confess that like. .5% of the reason i barely draw FC charles i because of his hair#for some reason some demonic entity prevents me from drawing it easily i am in STRUGGLE CITY#the only thing that gets me is that whenever i draw him i can only think of the likes of a disney prince but man thems the strokes ig#i also drew a quick dark phoenix charles but i figured id just keep this first class oriented#anything else i want to say ? uh. hm. its funny i never do any of these sheets for erik#genuinely On My Life made One (1) sheet and was like 'no yeah i got it. i got it down'#literally not my fault his head is So Shaped and defined but anyways. this aint about him.#i mean it could be. i still wanna do a doodle page concentrated on drawing how his powers show#more specifically how do i wanna draw the glow cause i cant decide on it ... also i wanna draw the 'levels' ...#but thats for another time. for right now i should probably eat i havent eaten all day#bye bye !!!!!! here's to hoping i draw something thats not a doodle sheet one of these days
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just a normal guy surrounded by residents with evil in their hearts
#my art#doodle#fanart#resident evil 7#resident evil 8#ethan winters#hes havin a bad day im havin a bad day but with the power of takin your frustrations out on fictional characters i will prevail#he wont but thats not whats important here#i wish i was surrounded by literal horrors instead of the internal unseeable horrors that plague me so that i could justify the incredibly#hard time im havin to myself like hey its not my fault im literally dead#but anyways thats the post. heres to coping with life cheers
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they're not that nice......
#um. hi :) i wanted to post more but life got in the way so im just gonna leave these here.....#the nice guys#holland march#jackson healy#holly march#my art#im soo normal about them etc....#ive actually been drawing these guys so much ive just also been trying out a lot of stuff#so i barely end up finishing it. sorry...#anyway. i hope this reaches the 4 remaining the nice guys fans thats all i want
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#dont even get me started on the cat/animal symbolism in Aeon Social Link#anyway. all this to say that though hes designed and shown to be a sadboy#i think Minato was happy at the end :) thats all that matters to me#persona 3 reload#makoto yuki#persona 3#minato arisato#p3#p3re#p3p#aishi.docx#my favorite character who's meant to be a silent protagonist but says so much through actions......#i love him so much.#this game quite literally changed my life idk how it did it#so efficiently
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