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screaming about acheron n my oc petal in my head so i have an outlet bc oh god
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Daughter of delta Yu, show them that you're no fool!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang fengmian#jinzhu#yinzhu#wang lingjiao#wen zhuliu#elle woods#Not officially appearing but this is very much supposed to continue on the running gag of her being a character in pd-mdzs.#Yes I have been thinking about how Yu and Nu sound the same. Would it not be funny if YZY and Elle Woods were martial sisters?#Oh man I really hope help gets to lotus pier in time. I hope things turn out okay despite the odds.#I always wondered what YZY ended up fighting with once she gave away zidian. Supposedly she would have a sword right?#Let us also factor in the fact she gets her core 'melted' and can't use spiritual weapons anymore.#We know for a fact that this does not stop someone from still kicking ass.#Thus I propose: Yu Ziyuan as a bare knuckle brawler. In my heart she's a multiclass barbarian/monk.#As *if* she would go down without causing a bit more bloodshed once her core was gone.#Gatekeep Gaslight Girlviscerate your enemies.
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this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot
(aka the minute I saw alyx smoking a FAT ONE the only thing i could think of was duke nukem)
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#hlvrai#hl2vrai#op art#first time drawing alyx i hope its not the last#fr that shot in the trailer was sick and so funny#alyx voice: i came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and the combine has outlawed all bubblegum...#btw before anyone comments yes i know thats a cigar it is meant to be a cigar fat one refers to the cigar#but also its funny if shes smokin that grass
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"the apache" was a dance fad that started around the 1910s, predating swing, but that influenced swing's moves, especially the aerial ones, and was meant to aesthetically simulate a physical domestic dispute. the advanced versions were almost indistinguishable from a professional wrestling match. this is one of the most athletic versions i've seen, it was filmed in 1937 so the dance had had time to mature in technique. the feats of strength being performed by the female partner especially are breathtaking (she wins btw)
#the apache#yes the origin of the name is racist but in a complicated way involving french colonialism#this is why short kings are the best dance partners btw#she FULLY lifts this man and swings him around like a bag of laundry#i mean he's doing pratfalls with her but its still insane#we dont kick people in the ass anymore what happened to our society#i wish i understood all these jokes because i can tell theyre funny but they're just too old for me to get the memes#dance#Youtube
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Hugo being beheaded by his cousin, Y'shtola
#sergle.txt#Hugo#sergle's pets#I didn't take a lot of photos from vacation I'M SORRYYYYYYY but this is his cousin#they spent a lot of time playing together on the BIG ASS camping property we were on#she really beats his ass up. I know he's a wimp but wow#she really kicks the shit out of him. little firecracker#also yes she has her fur dyed bc she's a gamer girl!!!!
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them!! i adore these kiddos. they're my favourite humans in any continuity. they're such realistic teenagers and good characters in general (miko haters FIGHT ME she is my adhd girly and i won't stand for this slander)
a lot of people get annoyed by the kids, but i love the energy and family dynamic they bring to team prime. the autobots really need that after the terrible things they've experienced in the war (the kids are also funny and have adorable relationships with the bots and bring out the kid in bee, which is so precious)
#jack the mom friend#he's just trying to keep raf and miko safe ajdkjfh#older brother energy#yes miko has adhd that's just canon don't you know#(i am projecting but also she's literally the picture of hyperactive adhd)#raf!! that's my genius programmer!!#he's also a snark machine?? the boy has SASS#twelve years old and already kicking a decepticon master hacker's ass#miko nakadai#jack darby#rafael esquivel#rafael 'raf' esquivel#tfp#transformers#transformers prime#maccadam
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Hinny - 💍 The One Where Ginny says “FUCK YES!”
#september 1st = anniversary of the day these two love birds first laid eyes on each other#my son was a nervous wreck even though he knew ginny would say yes#ginny was over the moon and harry couldn’t remember being so happy#who cried first harry or ginny?#pda reached a whole new level once they got engaged#harry asked arthur and molly for her hand and molly burst into tears and hugged him so tightly that he was convinced she broke his ribs#ginny wanted to kick his ass for thinking he had to ask her parents for her hand#but he said it in such a sweet shy way that she just kissed him instead#my otp forever#harry potter#harry james potter#ginny weasley#harry x ginny#ginny x harry#hinny#harry potter ai#ai generated
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Fun times at the family game night 🥰
[More incorrect quotes with the gang here, now as a masterlist i just made because why not]
#monopoly bringing families together since 1935#yes i know that sentence doesn’t really work within the star wars universe but i do not care i’m saying it anyway#i don’t think i’ve ever actually made it to the end of a single monopoly game i’ve ever played#probably because none of us ever really know the rules and we’re just making shit up as we go#and because all of us are too scared to take any risks because it would just end with everyone upset with everyone and everything#i could see just the entire bad batch being sore losers#they all would probably still throw the game to let omega win because none of them want to make her sad#i would also throw for omega to be fair#not that i could beat her in the first place#she could and would absolutely kick my ass in monopoly#star wars#art#my art#star wars the bad batch#star wars bad batch#the bad batch#bad batch#tbb#the bad batch fanart#bad batch fanart#tbb fanart#crosshair#echo#tech#omega#hunter#wrecker#the clone wars#star wars fanart#incorrect quotes
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I don't get why you guys are so against Dakota mutating and shit. Like outside of the mean name and 3rd person disease affliction, her design is cool, she got the fame she wanted and a boyfriend that loves her for who she is, hell she even got a career in wrestling thanks to it!
You guys are just jealous that she's out here living her best mutated giant lizard monster life >:(
#cheese posting#cheese opinions#yes ik the actual issue with the mutant monster arc is that it doesn't really solve the issues she had that were set up earlier-#-BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT CONVERSATION ENTIRELY AND COULD APPLY TO A TON OF CHARACTERS#dakotazoid looks cool and kicks ass idc#td dakota#total drama
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There is a reason why Maka is punch first talk later btw (mentored by Punch first Never talk Blackstar)
#soul eater#blackstar#maka albarn#neeks draws#(vibrates in incredible speeds_#as much as i love gay⭐️star i also love a little childhood bonding#yes absolutely i taught my very first friend some ass kicking . she knocked a tooth out . can we enroll now
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slytherin pandora would have been in the same house at the same time are snape. snape who had a pastime of inventing new spells. pandora who died experimenting with spells. THEY MOST CERTAINLY HAD A SPELL-OFF. A DUEL WHERE THEY CAN ONLY USE SPELLS THEY INVENTED.
#pandora (who already ran a gambling ring for unrelated reasons) enlists barty to help collect bets#bonus points in pandalily is a thing and this happens after lily stops talking to snape#shes a rule follower yes but#shed also love watching her girlfriend kick her ex-bestfriend's ass#harry potter#marauders era#marauders#the marauders#slytherin skittles#pandora rosier#pandora lovegood#snape
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sidney prescott the woman that you are 🙏🙏
I LOVE SIDNEY PRESCOTT!!!!

#eat shit ghostface#sidney prescott#I LOVE YOU SIDNEY#SIDNEYYYYT#do i love billy and stu#yes#sidney can kick their asses though#SIDNEY SIDNEY SIDNEY#GET THEM GET THEM#she is so under appreciated in the fandom#scream franchise#scream 1996
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i really hate when people think katniss didn’t love peeta, like what???? there was a whole paragraph in this book where she was talking about his EYELASHES??? Like huh
What's even more confusing to me is how people dismiss the importance of the love story in the books. They believe that anything to do with romance is some juvenile marketing ploy, and that they are so high and mighty for recognizing it. When in reality, what do we have to fight for if not love? And not even necessarily romantic love, either. The spark of the entire series is Katniss' love for Prim. To think the Hunger Games is about fury and rebellion is to miss the point entirely. Fury and rebellion leads to a society like D13. In order to create a world that is good for people, you must love people.
Love is what we live for, love is what we die for, and the entire series is just proving that over and over.
#also on that note#people who say katniss would have been better off alone#did you read the end of mj????#girl would have killed herself#and im not even joking#as much as you like to paint katniss everdeen as kicking ass and taking names#shes very a sensitive person#who has always existed in the love of other people#her parents#prim#her friends#and of course PEETA#yes it could be argued that she could have ended up with a platonic arrangement just as fulfilling#which is true! (just not how i read it)#whats important is that we acknowledge katniss needs love in her life
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Bioware made a mistake bringing Isabela back for da4 because like hell she wouldn't tell the entire da2 crew about what's happening with Solas which means they'd all show up ready to curb stomp him about Varric. Even moreso if hawke was left in the fade. That's two of their number down because of this fucker. Also Merrill should get to deck him specifically while also being like "what, like it's hard?" about fixing the eluvian that was blighted and cost her two of her closest childhood friends (potentially), her place in her clan, and her home. Again, going back far enough, because of him.
I just miss them 🥺
#dragon age#da4 spoilers#i say this as someone who likes solas too but like...my dude ..no#i just want the da2 crew back together and if that means i dig out my old game and ancient fanfics to refresh my brain about them#then so be it#but seriously merrill should have been in this one. she deserves to flip off the 'gods'#do i want to write foc for my rook? yes. but i also want to write about my hawke and crew during this whole mess xD#which means rook can be like damn isabela why'd they let you have TWO spirit healer friends and i don't get a dedicated healer at all :(#and hawke can give sage advice for dealing with a husband possessed by a spirit.#that's only slightly salty justice took so long to think ok maybe she's not *that* bad when spite's like JUST KISS ALREADY about rookanis xD#imagine if anders was at weishaupt though. or in lavendel in the aftermath. he could help teach flynn healing. they could save more people#and fenris could and would kick venatori ass. and merrill would know so much about ancient elven stuff. where are they?!!#also the game says the blight ran over the freemarches but uh...bioware nevarra is sort of part of those.....#you're telling me nevarra just got more hauntings than normal but the freemarches got wiped off the map? make it make sense#i have thoughts and opinions but i did genuinely enjoy da4 so i am saying this mostly affectionately
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GF BUT PAPER LMAO


THIS IS LIKR THE 3RD TIME I'VE TRYING TO PIST THUS UAGGHGDSYXFYXF7GC8,,, Blah blah blah doodle i did while HW BLAH BLAH BLAH trying trad art again,,, MY KITTY,, yeah-- that
Sorry if I write like ass I changed phone and i dont get used to it yett,,,,
#fnf#friday night funkin#friday night funkin fanart#fnf gf#friday night funkin girlfriend#fnf fanart#fnf girlfriend#fridaynightfunkin#Fridaynightfunkin GF#GIRLFRIEND BELOVED#She was a lot easier to draw than the others lol#LIFE IS KICKING MY ASS#BUT WE SO FUCKIN BACKKK LET'S GOOO#Oh well kinda but you get it lol#Have you ever tried to eat water beads#*gets ignored*#um#what#SCREAMING INTERNALLY AGHHHHH#blehh :3#HIII TUMBLR PEOPLE DID YOU MISS ME#Recite the Bible on Japanese if yes#Blink if no#EPICEXPLOSION#KurokkePostingLol
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What am I supposed to do with you?
#yes she sucks at the force#she's like#barely force sensitive lol#so she focused on lightsaber training and now kicks ass#star wars#my art#star wars oc#delara#xinyi#the clone wars
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