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Jack Harkness - Dr Who
Annabeth Chase - Percy Jackson
Reyna Avila Ramirez Arellano - Heroes of Olympus
Sam Winchester - Supernatural
Regulus Black - Marauders
Sherlock Holmes - Sherlock
Jim - Our Flag Means Death
Nate McCaueley - One of Us is Lying
Abed Nadir - Community
Cadence Blackburn - Nevermoore
@absolutely-existing @stars-and-stuff @nebulous-bitch @stranglingfigs @nervoustoastthing
@anxiety-lemsbian @violetcoloredskies @automaticcatsandwich @hey-this-is-laurel-speaking @hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe
@axiewaddle @mastertrinny and @ anyone else /nf
List your 10 favorite characters from 10 different Fandoms, then tag 10 people!
Thanks for the tag, @mystical-salamander!
1. Garazeb Orrelios, Star Wars
2. Alastor, Hazbin Hotel
3. Starscream, Transformers
4. Shadow the Hegehog, Sonic the Hedgehog
5. Castiel, Supernatural
6. Blitzø, Helluva Boss
7. Fox McCloud, Starfox
8. Shawn Spencer, Psych
Can't think of any more 😅
Tags: @seth-shitposts @heart-0f-a-rebel16 @lost-in-derry @birdsandbeetlesandmoths and anybody else who wants to do this!
#laurel <3#beloved <3#y'all these things really lay it all out for me and go queen you have a type and i just address them politely and send them out of court#because how dare you be right#smart.#dark haired (with like two exceptions)#and would sass me#haha this was also one of these things were like every piece of media that i've ever consumed dissapears from mind and then something#clicks and they can not STOP COMING#so like honary mention to hester from school to good and evil my little lesbian please you could probably make me beg#and then friday barnes you detective who like childhood fav#curtis from kensy and max because my loveable australian your amazing thanks for existing sweetie#also fight me hoo and pjo are different fandoms#(that was my way not neglecting either of my gals)
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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Adding on to my Rice Cooker AU
Shang Qinghua is tired of having to make tea. It happens multiple times daily. When he was in the modern world whenever he’d want hot water he’d just… use his rice cooker.
He asks to borrow the magical one from Shen Yuan. Who looks at him in horror over the statement.
“You…. You boiled water for tea… in a rice cooker?” Shen Yuan repeats, clutching his machine tighter.
“Yea! It was really nice and I didn’t have to watch over it. Just put the water and the tea bag-“
“YOU PUT THE TEA IN THE WATER WHILE TRYING TO BOIL IT??” Shen Yuan yelled, backing away
“YEA??? IT WAS EFFICIENT!” Shang Qinghua squawked, jumping out of his seat.
“THE FUCK IT WASNT!” Shen Yuan screeched
And they get into a whole argument about making tea
And no, Shang Qinghua doesn’t get the rice cooker, still.
#greeniegaes#svsss#shen yuan#Shang Qinghua#cumplane#platonic cumplane#that rice cooker au#shout out to the JiuYuan discord being in horror of me mircowaving tea (I have no KETTLE!) and then in my moment of sass I got this#no- I’m not testing if my rice cooker can make tea#that would be sick.
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And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!
I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!
I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!
And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:
and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.
Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer
Vanessa; POLAR BEARS
Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D
Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')
#apex polarity#polar!y/n#polar!vanessa#polar!michael#polar!eclipse#orca!eclipse#dca#dca au#OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!!#BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P#also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose#I love drawing them like that XD#and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️#NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe-#and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :')#POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD#Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD#my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD#Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right?#So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer#So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both#but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug#the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them#so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible#at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes-#spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done!#again I hope all of you are doing well in these times#and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how#stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas!#NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!
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Does anyone have any good Tim Drake centric batfam fics, but where he’s more canon than fanon?
Like don’t get me wrong, if you found my bookmarks you would know just how much I love Tim “sad puppy abandoned in an alleyway in the rain” Drake, but I do miss the sass.
#like we can still do angst and anguish!!#the boy can’t run away from his depression no matter how much he sasses his family#but the hourly anxiety attacks and constant clinging to his big brothers has kind of lost its appeal lately#I still want family fluff tho 😡#they can all do things they wouldn’t do in canon because like that’s what fanfic is#but it would be neat if they did it how they actually would if that situation happened in canon#idk I just read a particularly pathetic Tim and motherly Jason fic and it burned me out 😂#batfam#dcu#tim drake#fic request#batman#red robin#shut up grandpa
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Me, several years ago: "I'll never try digital 3D art... just have no interest to learn it. Already have learned other art forms that I barely use anyway... so why add to that ?..."
Me, currently: [Is attempting to model a donut in Blender] "... uh... I can explain..."
#7rambles#idk what compelled me to attempt Blender finally but gosh...#no... actually I know why...#so I was thinking on how hard it would be to animate PJ... (yep it all comes back to that sass blob) in 2D...#and then I visualized him in a 3D art style and just went ....“welp - gotta at least attempt that...”#but man this program - even with my knowledge of ADOBE products and LIVE2D - feels overwhelming...#so... gotta go through a tutorial and the donut one seemed like the most comprehensive one!#soooooooooooooo will I ever get to the point of modeling PJ?#uh... after I give him an updated reference sheet XD#and who knows when that'll happen#gosh... this plus wanting to do that Miku Miku Beam meme thing... and a separate drawing thing I want to do for a KPop group...#now I'm running into the “all inspiration - zero time” rut of creating things XD
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Working on improving my “sketch” style and adding more organic shapes/emotion to my line work. Grevious was a line-weight exercise from a couple weeks ago.
#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#clone commander cody#clone trooper tup#clone trooper dogma#general grievous#my work has always been very flat tight and angular#trying to incorporate techniques and stylistic choices that allow for more breathing space as my former profs would say#drawing Cody gave me a brow ache from subconciously mimicking his sass LOL
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A lil headcanon of mine is that Lestat was so thrown off after reuniting with Louis after all those years because he literally looked like the Louisiana Rat King in that broken down shack and was so fucking embarrassed about it
#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#loustat#lmaooooo he was probably in his head like wtf?? no warning????“#i wouldve taken a shower!!! :(#i would have tidied up the place#give a girl some warning next time Louis#DANG!!#“all hail me” he was trying to bring the sass#but the sass had a lil funk to it
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Anakin being haunted by his mother once he becomes Darth Vader and having an Azula from Atla style breakdown where Shmi tells him something along the lines of "this isn't the life I wished for you/you're back to being a slave" and Anakin smashing a mirror
#star wars#darth vader#anakin skywalker#shmi skywalker#or a more crack like take would be her sassing him and being disappointed to the point where he turns back to the light#“but mom-” “dont you 'but mom' me young man! go back and apologize to your wife for choking her right this instant!'#“but palpatine said i could save padme from dying” “well is he a doctor? does he have a medical licence?”#“honey i dont think you should take medical advice About your wife from someone who studied politics :/ ”#“dark side” honestly ani this new phase is ridiculous i remember when you were little and you would build droids from scrach to de-stress
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I fully need you all to realize
in another universe, each and every one of us, is making Severus Snape stutter and blush.
#can you imagine#Severus would not handle the praise well#pro snape#severus snape#severus#snape#harry potter#hp#He would be mortified until he got used to it#then the sarcastic confidence and sass would be on full display#WE love you and want you to be happy and have an amazing life#the marauders are the worst and were wrong for everything#sirius should have been expelled for what he did#Lily should have forgiven you#the entire time he's just wide eyed until he realizes what we are actually saying#and then hes like 'you believe me'#'OF COURSE WE BELIEVE YOU#shows him dissertations that we use to defend him online#snape fandom#he even gets kind of surprised at how much we hate dumbledore sometimes but hes like 'that man was my friend#that man was an ass#and hes like fair but still
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Asahi shows up for two minutes to yell at Amon and then say this
#candidate location for single alphinaud f-bomb#that is arr alphinaud sass i'm detecting#asahi is standing in front of a pit to oblivion going dont try to follow me#no yeah you are good bro go ahead#Captions that would sound insane in 2018#asahi#alphinaud#ffxiv#endwalker#ffxiv spoilers#FFXIV: Endwalker#ffxivedit#gamingedit
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Yui lies awake for an indeterminable amount of time, watching shadows make patterns on the ceiling above them. The heartbeat against her fingertips beats a constant tattoo against her skin, a reminder that she’s not alone, that the body next to her continues to live and breathe and exist in this world.
—Famous Last Words Chapter 3, from May Death Never Stop You by @slexenskee
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Okay so I binged this series in about the span of a week and it did things to my brain. The scene where Yui gets Satoru to come home and sleep lives rent-free so I had to draw it. She's the most little sister ever and this scene made me cry from the bittersweet wholesomeness. My utmost respect to slex for this masterpiece of a fic.
#fic may death never stop you#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#my hero academia#mha#slexenskee#kodai yui#gojo satoru#art based off of fanfic#pencil's art tag#I have no idea if yui sets the contact name on the app or not#but I named him dumpster fire nonetheless#gojo would approve I am sure#though I through the phone interface together the details aren't important#favorite detail is probably sparkly nails lol#gojo be looking fabulous as he annihilates traffickers worldwide#and for his mental break ahahaaaaaaa#it's okay little sister figures are there to call you out#god that phone call and text sequence *had* me#and then him coming immediately and the bit with the spilled ramen#and her sleeping in his empty house to get out of her own#good stuff good stuff#also the sass these two have towards each other in that affectionate way#honestly every relationship ever in this fic has me *gripped*#but kudos to slex for making me love an obscure mha character with every inch of my being#yui deserves the world#anyway tag rant done#i would have made yui's shirt a no scrubs one but I got lazy
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yk i kinda wish miss chatham was in the later seasons still. like imagine if we got an episode of them visiting the retirement home
i can see it now. they lose miss chatham somehow while in there, and then end up on their own side adventures
lewis is acting like he's found his people and he's invited to the next bingo meet by a gladys. or multiple gladys's. while on the opposite end of the spectrum, rikki gets into a fight/rivalry with some old lady
and cleo and emma end up being wrangled into helping one of the seniors, only for emma to end up transforming into a mermaid and for the senior that they were helping, to see it
and then because for whatever reason this came to mind, it turns out said senior is julia's ex karl, who apparently lives at the same retirement home as miss chatham
he almost gets his camera out for old times sake, because he hasn't changed much since they were teenagers, but then miss chatham gets her tennis racket out
suffice to say. they end up walking out with pocketful of old people candy and also a bunch more lore/info from miss chatham. idk
#h2o just add water#i'm not sure what made me think of this tbh#louise chatham#retirement home#elderly#bingo#lewis mccartney#rikki chadwick#cleo sertori#emma gilbert#karl h2o#my brain is just active all of the time when it comes to h2o rn#i just thought of like a dozen different aus in the past ten minutes#and i'm not exaggerating#still trying to get at least one actually finished though#i think lewis bonding with all these elderly ladies and being invited to bingos is the most accurate thing i wrote on here#why can i see rikki making that joke about him finding his people and lewis embracing it#i think she's made a similar joke before but i'm blanking#would it just be the old ladies that loved lewis#imagine if some of the old farts didn't like him because he was 'stealing' their ladies or something#lol lewis steal yo girl mccartney#i can also see a scene where emma tries to help someone and she just gets sassed at ? idk#i need a drink#and sleep#does anyone see my vision??#or am i crazy#no wait i'm definitely crazy#i don't need anyone to confirm that for me
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Dc x dp idea 53
Jazz leaves amity for college. She did all the application and stuff via tuckers computer. For some reason nothing was going through on hers.
Due to majority of her extracurricular activists not being sent thought she didn’t get accepted to her top choices. Ended up going to Gotham u.
Things don’t add up. Leaving was a big deal. Like she ended up just going in the middle of night. The roads were closed for “construction”. They were absolutely fine when she ignored the signs and drove.
It took her less then a 6 hours to figure out amity couldn’t be contacted. She tried calling Danny upon getting to Gotham. Nothing. Research, nothing. It’s like the town didn’t exist.
She does have a communicator from tucker. One of the multi dimensional ones. She gets ahold of them just to hear the chaos. There is a hunt for her. Lockdowns. The whole town is shutdown.
She didn’t inform her parents where she was going. They only insisted she goes to the university in town and nowhere else. That could be the issue. She is 18 but they are extra special.
Obviously she’s gonna head back. What else’s is she supposed to do. She had to go get her brother and his friends. Do something. Authorities in amity never cared why would any outside force care. To bad her car suddenly doesn’t work.
Leads to her walking at night. Her goal is to find a rental car place or bus that maybe would be open late.
She doesn’t find a car or anything. But does punch a would be mugger. That punch back home would have not knocked a person back 5 feet into a wall. Were people here just that weak.
This leads to some guy in cosplay called Batman. Which come on that name is just as bad as box ghost. Telling her it’s not safe in Gotham for metas.
Jazz just lectures him on how that not his decision. She is going to be attending college here after she figures out why her home town completely shut down. All when she left for college. Besides she’s not whatever a meta is.
Long story short. Batman now has to deal with two not-metas in Gotham. Plus a whole town that didn’t exist. Multiple arrest. Then a possibility of pissing off the afterlife.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp dc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#cannon jazz would of known something was wrong with the road closed signs#she had a moment of stupidity#when legit officials show up in town Danny freaks#thinks the Giw got serious#basically shut down and didn’t talks#he’d open his mouth if he did. sass them or something#fenton parents got arrested#they helped facilitate the info wipe out#plus you know experiments on the ghosts#John realizes the ghost are from the infinite real#jazz went all out on her lecture#the rogues on Gotham are a lot more physiological then physical#the whole no metas vibe he had to me feels more like a safety thing#to prevent metas from being influenced or controlled#the Giw are fake#only there to get specimen to experiment on#jazz ends up likening Gotham u#so she stays there even though theoretically she could transfer#vlad uses his ghostlines to hide the fact he was ever there#he knew about them being cut off#he bribed his way into amity#jazz would fight for Danny. she’s hitchhike whatever it took#sam and tucker visit a lot. Danny just portals them back and forth
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that one panel of sassy tintin
#i would cry if i were the bad guy hes speaking with#the sass is too strong#his posture and all#i love it#the adventures of tintin#tintin#shoot me in the heart bb
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what dumb shit did he just hear~🎃
#that face fucking kills me#the absolute SASS#fucking dumbass#ilhsm#the prettiest fucking man in the world#honestly would 10/10 commit arson for him#or because of him#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#mcr5#mcrmy#frnkiero#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem
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