#and would sass me

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[georgiasbrainstuff]

oscar looks good from the nosebleeds, bitch

inspired by an idea from the brilliant @wisteriagoesvroom <3

[writingandwritten]

mhm ok

Jack Harkness - Dr Who

Annabeth Chase - Percy Jackson

Reyna Avila Ramirez Arellano - Heroes of Olympus

Sam Winchester - Supernatural

Regulus Black - Marauders

Sherlock Holmes - Sherlock

Jim - Our Flag Means Death

Nate McCaueley - One of Us is Lying

Abed Nadir - Community

Cadence Blackburn - Nevermoore

@absolutely-existing @stars-and-stuff @nebulous-bitch @stranglingfigs @nervoustoastthing

@anxiety-lemsbian @violetcoloredskies @automaticcatsandwich @hey-this-is-laurel-speaking @hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe

@axiewaddle @mastertrinny and @ anyone else /nf

List your 10 favorite characters from 10 different Fandoms, then tag 10 people!

Thanks for the tag, @mystical-salamander!

1. Garazeb Orrelios, Star Wars

2. Alastor, Hazbin Hotel

3. Starscream, Transformers

4. Shadow the Hegehog, Sonic the Hedgehog

5. Castiel, Supernatural

6. Blitzø, Helluva Boss

7. Fox McCloud, Starfox

8. Shawn Spencer, Psych

Can't think of any more 😅

Tags: @seth-shitposts @heart-0f-a-rebel16 @lost-in-derry @birdsandbeetlesandmoths and anybody else who wants to do this!

[ruby-static]

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus

I was listening to some of Raul’s voice lines, and it gave me an idea for a funny Arcade + Raul banter that’s plagued my mind for ages. (ft. My courier Riley)

[stubz]

"Dude, I had the most craziest dream."

"Was it you being brutally injured and still living due to immortality again?"

"No-well yes, kinda, we went on a field trip to earth and it was a animal sanctuary or something. All the animals get out. It's mostly hippos."

"Ooooh noooo..."

"Yeah, so we end up trapped in the giftshop with the kids and workers and I'm holding the door up while a hippo is trying to break in and I'm telling Dora to hand me a broom-"

"A broom? What's a broom going to do against a hippo?"

"Let me finish, it was either a broom or a fire extinguisher-"

"Ahh."

"-and Dora is acting like the 7 year old valley girl she is and not listening to me. So after like screaming at her to hand me the freaking thing she does so only to snatched by a hippo that breaks through the window."

"Oh shit! Does she die??"

"No. She gets scooped up by it's snout and basically rides it like a mechanical bull before I grab her by the ankle and chuck her back inside and have to fight the hippo."

"How'd that feel?"

"Fighting a hippo? Awesome.

"No I mean chucking Dora by the ankle."

"....I love her...but it was satisfying. Oh and then I woke up."

"What's a hippo?" it was that moment that the two remembered that they were not alone at the lunch table.

"It's a large mammal on Earth."

"Sounds pretty terrifying based on your dream." Quip mumbled through his lunch.

"They are." both humans replied. "but they're cute looking." Added Max. He showed them a photo on his phone.

"...how is that dangerous?? It looks like a fatter cow." Quip snorted.

"Couldn't you just outrun them? Their legs are so little." cooed Op.

"Is it a herbivore?" curiously asked Glip.

"They sometimes eat meat but mostly eat plants and stuff. Also they're fast."

"Really?" they all ask.

"Let's see...8 km/h in the water and 30 to 40km on land. Oh and the average human is 24km on land and 1 to 3 in the water."

"Oh quizknack."

"So they are like a cow?"

"If cows killed 500 humans a year and could snap you in half with their jaws then yeah."

"..." "..." "..."

"Really makes you rethink the I want a hippopotamus for Christmas song." muses Kim.

"WHY WOULD YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE DEATH EATERS FOR CHRISTMAS?!" hisses Quip

[paladinsbrainrot]

does anyone see the vision

[captain-mozzarella]

Anakin being haunted by his mother once he becomes Darth Vader and having an Azula from Atla style breakdown where Shmi tells him something along the lines of "this isn't the life I wished for you/you're back to being a slave" and Anakin smashing a mirror

[greeniegaes]

Adding on to my Rice Cooker AU

Shang Qinghua is tired of having to make tea. It happens multiple times daily. When he was in the modern world whenever he’d want hot water he’d just… use his rice cooker.

He asks to borrow the magical one from Shen Yuan. Who looks at him in horror over the statement.

“You…. You boiled water for tea… in a rice cooker?” Shen Yuan repeats, clutching his machine tighter.

“Yea! It was really nice and I didn’t have to watch over it. Just put the water and the tea bag-“

“YOU PUT THE TEA IN THE WATER WHILE TRYING TO BOIL IT??” Shen Yuan yelled, backing away

“YEA??? IT WAS EFFICIENT!” Shang Qinghua squawked, jumping out of his seat.

“THE FUCK IT WASNT!” Shen Yuan screeched

And they get into a whole argument about making tea

And no, Shang Qinghua doesn’t get the rice cooker, still.

[vvvvvvvvvvv17]

day six, what are you wearing

[johnsotherbastard]

Same bitch

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

[catgrandpa]

Does anyone have any good Tim Drake centric batfam fics, but where he’s more canon than fanon?

Like don’t get me wrong, if you found my bookmarks you would know just how much I love Tim “sad puppy abandoned in an alleyway in the rain” Drake, but I do miss the sass.

[stygiansauce]

There are two ways I deal with mid day burnout/writers block

Take a walk! Pace the apartment, go outside and drink in the sun. Open a window just to breath in the ouside air!

Gander through fanart. Find myself inspired again by the amazing support of my community and be reminded that people enjoy my art no matter how long it takes.

And the secret thrid option: Lay in bed for an hour and watch Tango Tek Hermitcraft 7. Make a caffine shot, take a 15 minute military style powernap and then pound out 2K like Joel Smallishbeans himself is standing behind me and will call me names if I stop typing.

anyways, I got the wip for wip wednesday ready.

[7goodangel]

Me, several years ago: "I'll never try digital 3D art... just have no interest to learn it. Already have learned other art forms that I barely use anyway... so why add to that ?..."

Me, currently: [Is attempting to model a donut in Blender] "... uh... I can explain..."

[vort3x]

Ok but it's so funny to me that the rebels decided that (what look like) cargo straps were really going to be enough to subdue a KX droid when we just saw what they did on Ghormon. Unless I missed the presence of a restraining bolt or something, that's crazy.

[reluctantfir0]

If Maysilee and Haymitch pulled off the Su*c*de Pact in their Games and Lenore Dove Still Lives:

Just a cute little headcanon about Haymitch with the Donner family who treats him as one of their own and he's Maysilee and Merrilee's brother now:

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Mrs. Donner: I don't want you interacting with that Covey girl, Haymitch, you're a bright young man and that girl could get you into a lot of trouble!! She's gotten in more trouble with the peacekeepers than anyone else! And that Everdeen boy is known for going out past the fence line.

Haymitch: I've been friends with them for a long time, Mrs. Donner! And they've never gotten me in trouble [actively sweating under Mrs. Donner's gaze]

Mrs. Donner: I've seen you running away from them with that girl and her cousin and that other boy, getting into selling liquor of all things! No sir, I don't want to see you around them! With you and Maysie going to the capital it'll be good to be on the peacekeepers good side.

Mr. Donner, chiming in: How about that nice boy that the Marsh's like? Otho, a good boy, that one is. You should hang out with him more, Haymitch, he's very nice.

Haymitch, groaning, but not wanting to upset him: I'll give it a shot.

Mr. Donner, patting Haymitch's shoulder: Atta boy!

Haymitch, knowing full well he isn't going to stop hanging out with his love and his friends: Can I go outside, now?

Mrs. Donner: Yes sweetie, but take Merri with you, she mentioned wanting to hang out with Miss Asterid and Maysilee is out right now working the shop.

Haymitch, shoulders slumped: Okay.

Mrs. Donner, Yelling: And I better not hear any of this bootlegger business either, young man. You'll be running the shop tomorrow! Be back before it's dark!

Haymitch: Yes, ma'am.

Merrilee, chuckling: Let's go! [dragging Haymitch off while talking about her plans with Asterid, Haymitch nodding as they leave the door]

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Sometime later:

Haymitch: So does Asterid like anyone, Merri?

Merrilee: She's set to be engaged to Otho but she only likes him as a friend, why?

Haymitch, remembering Burdock tripping and hitting his face on the ground not once but three times because he was staring too long at Asterid: Asking for a friend.