#shout out to the JiuYuan discord being in horror of me mircowaving tea (I have no KETTLE!) and then in my moment of sass I got this

[greeniegaes]

Adding on to my Rice Cooker AU

Shang Qinghua is tired of having to make tea. It happens multiple times daily. When he was in the modern world whenever he’d want hot water he’d just… use his rice cooker.

He asks to borrow the magical one from Shen Yuan. Who looks at him in horror over the statement.

“You…. You boiled water for tea… in a rice cooker?” Shen Yuan repeats, clutching his machine tighter.

“Yea! It was really nice and I didn’t have to watch over it. Just put the water and the tea bag-“

“YOU PUT THE TEA IN THE WATER WHILE TRYING TO BOIL IT??” Shen Yuan yelled, backing away

“YEA??? IT WAS EFFICIENT!” Shang Qinghua squawked, jumping out of his seat.

“THE FUCK IT WASNT!” Shen Yuan screeched

And they get into a whole argument about making tea

And no, Shang Qinghua doesn’t get the rice cooker, still.