#and they’re taking it SO seriously lol

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I’m watching hasan’s reaction to him being on fucking Australian sky news is so funny lol

Not a PROFESSIONAL NEWS CASTER saying shit like “lefties” and “as if we don’t have enough insane SJWs” and shit about “a she? He? They? Whatever apparently she’s *all* pronouns” FHSJJBSJFBKAKRJTOWID SHITS SO FUNNY

[keferon]

*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

[yuikomorii]

// Yeah… I’m taking it back. Maybe some couples deserve to be bullied, lol. Why are you acting like that with others around?? 😭😭

And mind you, Kanato and Laito weren’t the only Sakamakis who had to witness those scenes——

Credit to: @/kyouxa

[l3viat8an]

Rooooo!!! I am back :)

For the sake of me walking into a sign a couple days ago and now have a bruised eyebrow which comes half way down my eye... 😅

How do you the brothers would act upon seeing MC walk into the dining room for dinner with a black eye both before and after MC explaining what happened?

Do enjoy!

-🃏

Ouch- I hope your eye is alright 🃏!!!

Also this is half crack tbh-

So they’re all talking at once, voices over lapping a LOT and all of them questioning what happened and how you managed to do that??? or maybe asking who the hell hit you???

Lucifer is rolling his eyes as soon as you explain- and he knows you’re fine, he’s giving you one of his lectures™ about paying attention to where you’re going and how this is exactly why you should!!

Mammon Was worried as hell and definitely ready to beat the shit out of any possible demon. But after hearing your explanation he’s gonna laugh- loud laughing and telling ya, you have to pay more attention silly human!

Levi is so confused and just asks how??? Like how did you do that?? Sure, he’s seen it happen in anime but how did you do that irl???

Satan are all humans this clumsy? A little bit like Lucifer and he’ll remind you to pay more attention to your surroundings and low objects

Asmo hon, your face!!! After hearing that it was an accident he’s completely focused on getting it off your face as fast as possible- he probably has a magic pain cream or something to help that too-

Beel is mostly relieved that you’re okay! Asks if it hurts or if you want an ice pack.

Belphie he’s just laughing too- dumbass grin on his face, telling you humans bruise too easy. Tho he will ask if it hurts or now and check you’re okay.

[meepmeep19]

Yk how Dazai contributed to half of the PM’s profits during his time in the mafia? Imagine if Chuuya had been responsible for the other half. So like everyone else in the ENTIRE PM only contributed like 0.0001% in total lmao💀

And so Mori would like on the reg call meetings calling (read: scold like a high school teacher) everyone except SKK (he does NOT need to increase their ego anymore than it already is lmao) while massaging his temples like

Mori: Can you please explain how two immature CHILDREN have managed to contribute more to this organization than every single TRAINED ADULT in this room???

Ace: (because he is 100% enough of a snivelling weasel to insult two children out of pure pettiness) It’s not our fault Sir. We’re all only human after all, but those things-they’re INHUMAN!!! Demons like them obviously don’t need to take any breaks; hence the cause of the work discrepancy. If it wasn’t for this minor detail, then I can assure you Sir, that we would all prove to be FAR more competent than those freaks.

Mori: (already feeling a headache coming on) Ace, how many times do we have to go through this? They’re not actually…

Meanwhile SKK are right outside the door eavesdropping and snickering to themselves (after having just come back from playing competing in the arcade for like 7+ hours lol) Yes their egos are in fact inflating to a horrifically unhealthy degree.

[heshemejoshi]

i hate seeing very good art with radio.head on the caption

[overcaffeinated-aro]

I got an email from my grandpa today and all the draft responses I’ve been working on in my head sound like an 18th century letter that’s going to have to travel for months to reach him.

pandemic year 5 really has me feeling like me and a very small handful of people I know are living on an entirely different plane of existence than everyone else

[ninawolv3rina]

Me? Drawing OCxCanon in the year of our lord 2023? It’s more likely than you think!

Spidersona: Cass Carver, the Uncanny X-Spider (she/her)

[sanasanakun]

I’ve created an insane Mouthwashing fanfic in my head based solely on the question of “what would I do if I was in Anya’s situation?” And because I’m a raging narcissist that can turn off my moral code and feelings at will (for the most part), I have created the perfect plan that would avert all (physical) disaster. But my god….the fandom…they’d hate me for what I’d do lol therefore the fanfic will NEVER come to light. It is not meant to escape its cage in my mind palace.

[whatafirefeelslike]

“our black friday sale!” “final sale of the year!” and it’s 20% off

get the fuck out of my face with these unserious percentages

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

want to get nerdy really fast about all the cool little concepts and ideas that went into hallowed bodies because I fell into the trap of Hating It Until It Was Over & nowwww I remember that I specifically chose to write 90% of it in vignettes to capture a feeling of stunted listlessness in the narrative, that I literallyyyyy kept a character unnamed as a way to thematically emphasize the omnipresent anonymity of men in Lonan’s life (his father, god, Harrison), that I leapt off the ending of BODY BACK that ends in a church (HB starts in a church), that both first chapters in BB and HB have the protagonist yearning for someone to lead VS someone to follow, that similarly, both books delve into the same premise but with vastly different circumstances, that the ending was designed to also be a foil of the end of BB (Harrison walks INTO a church, Lonan walks OUT) & yeahhhh it’s pretty cool lol

[moonflower-pies]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO WISH @fluffygiraffe A VERY HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, OR I’M RIPPING OUT KNEECAPS! /j /j /silly

[welcometoteyvat]

someone who plays wuthering waves should tell me whether it's good after the 1.0 storyline or whatever actually releases

[twoa-plus]

i mentioned a while ago making a rotai au but i haven’t read rotai in like forever and the idea is still half baked so i’m just gonna throw out everything i have so far and either come up with more ideas bit by bit or take suggestions if u guys have any !! sorry for inactivity in the mc/mcd community btw social anxiety’s been beating my ass lmao

SO. au time. everything in the very beginning of the book is the same, but when archie gets to the top of that weird mountain and finds the orb he’s like “oh those are terrible vibes no thanks” and just Leaves (once the spiders are gone ofc). yes i did just make up this whole au bc i thought it would be funny how can u tell. anyways, no longer having a tribe, he just kinda runs off into the woods and does his own thing. we love a foraging king. also strong independent archie supremacy (i’ve always headcanoned him as an adult and a pretty competent one at that, just wanna play around w/ the idea of him being left alone for once). does he have funky animal friends? what weapons does he use? has he figured out agriculture? who knows! certainly not i

someone else gets the orb. is it thord, is a walda, is it goddamn karl, i have no idea. either way bad things happen and must be stopped but archie doesn’t really care he’s just chilling

at some point this random hero comes across him and, being the weirdo she is, is like “oh look. a lone illager. youre my friend now :)”. if anyone remembers me posting violet in the discord server this is her BUT i wanna change her name bc there’s already a lot of cool canon and fanon characters w/ v names and i don’t wanna like. copy anyone lmao. anyways she’s like “surely u have to be lonely out here :(“ and he’s like “no actually i’m pretty alright” and she’s like “nah. we’re leaving :)” and that’s that. he does go back to his weird little treehouse or whatever eventually i just like the idea of him getting dragged around against his will to help fight against evil or whatever LMAO. definitely the most helpful of the protags here in terms of combat skills (again. competent archie supremacy. they never said he was bad at fighting he just didn’t like it), but the whole time he’s just like “yes i am going to teach you how to use a sword and yes i am going to hate every second of it. die” (they are besties)

third protag is yumi bc i like her. hero drags archie to the closest village she can find, archie nearly gets sent into the stratosphere by an iron golem, and yumi comes out like “sorry broski my bad lol”. somehow she ends up agreeing to help them idk why i haven’t thought abt it that much (she is insanely difficult for me to write i still do not even have a consistent design for her). “isn’t violence against, like, villager code or whatever?” “well, technically, I’M not the one doing the violence-” *gestures vaguely to army of iron golems*

anyways that’s pretty much it. world’s bravest villager, illager who Does Not Want To Be Here, and a hero who has no clue what she’s doing, bless her soul

if anyone has suggestions lemme know lol. also i wanna make it more fantasy-ish bc i love fantasy so dw abt sticking to canon worldbuilding. this is all for funsies i have zero prior storytelling experience lmao

[storytellering]

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[roseofcards90]

Please don’t make me go to this reunion I beg of you 😭