#they’re all so scrungle i love them

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i mentioned a while ago making a rotai au but i haven’t read rotai in like forever and the idea is still half baked so i’m just gonna throw out everything i have so far and either come up with more ideas bit by bit or take suggestions if u guys have any !! sorry for inactivity in the mc/mcd community btw social anxiety’s been beating my ass lmao

SO. au time. everything in the very beginning of the book is the same, but when archie gets to the top of that weird mountain and finds the orb he’s like “oh those are terrible vibes no thanks” and just Leaves (once the spiders are gone ofc). yes i did just make up this whole au bc i thought it would be funny how can u tell. anyways, no longer having a tribe, he just kinda runs off into the woods and does his own thing. we love a foraging king. also strong independent archie supremacy (i’ve always headcanoned him as an adult and a pretty competent one at that, just wanna play around w/ the idea of him being left alone for once). does he have funky animal friends? what weapons does he use? has he figured out agriculture? who knows! certainly not i

someone else gets the orb. is it thord, is a walda, is it goddamn karl, i have no idea. either way bad things happen and must be stopped but archie doesn’t really care he’s just chilling

at some point this random hero comes across him and, being the weirdo she is, is like “oh look. a lone illager. youre my friend now :)��. if anyone remembers me posting violet in the discord server this is her BUT i wanna change her name bc there’s already a lot of cool canon and fanon characters w/ v names and i don’t wanna like. copy anyone lmao. anyways she’s like “surely u have to be lonely out here :(“ and he’s like “no actually i’m pretty alright” and she’s like “nah. we’re leaving :)” and that’s that. he does go back to his weird little treehouse or whatever eventually i just like the idea of him getting dragged around against his will to help fight against evil or whatever LMAO. definitely the most helpful of the protags here in terms of combat skills (again. competent archie supremacy. they never said he was bad at fighting he just didn’t like it), but the whole time he’s just like “yes i am going to teach you how to use a sword and yes i am going to hate every second of it. die” (they are besties)

third protag is yumi bc i like her. hero drags archie to the closest village she can find, archie nearly gets sent into the stratosphere by an iron golem, and yumi comes out like “sorry broski my bad lol”. somehow she ends up agreeing to help them idk why i haven’t thought abt it that much (she is insanely difficult for me to write i still do not even have a consistent design for her). “isn’t violence against, like, villager code or whatever?” “well, technically, I’M not the one doing the violence-” *gestures vaguely to army of iron golems*

anyways that’s pretty much it. world’s bravest villager, illager who Does Not Want To Be Here, and a hero who has no clue what she’s doing, bless her soul

if anyone has suggestions lemme know lol. also i wanna make it more fantasy-ish bc i love fantasy so dw abt sticking to canon worldbuilding. this is all for funsies i have zero prior storytelling experience lmao

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( @radvercity )

COMING IN AT 8TH PLACE, we have SAGE!!! i have nothing against sage i just have never interacted with him literally ever and know close to nothing other than the fact that he’s slightly more mentally stable than raymon, he’s a band kid, and he broke into someone’s house. all pretty green flags but alas…..

IN 7TH WE HAVE…. ELIJAH!!! i think he’s neat. he’s married or was married. i think he dies. honestly i like him a lot. he seems neat and pretty cool. and like he’d probably make really good tea for some reason idk. maybe it’s also the fact that (if i remember right) he’s a decent father to celo and i think that kid really needs it….

FOR 6TH PLACE, WE’VE GOT THE KID IN QUESTION!!! CELO!!!!! i fucking NEED this kid to be okay. i will start ugly sobbing. they are so squishy and also strange and i love him very very very much. need to save him. he gets the world.

AY… WE’RE INTO THE TOP FIVE NOW…. WHO WILL WIN??? WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE PRIZE OF A BLUEBERRY FLAVORED HONEY STICK????? WHO IS THE ULTIMATE FAVORITE!??!??!!??!

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WELCOME BACK! NOW, BACK TO THE RANKINGS!!! WE’RE IN THE TOP FIVE NOW!!!!

UP FOR 5TH PLACE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR LOCAL ELDRITCH GOD, JOCE!!! honestly they fought celo for this spot and won because everyone knows if i have an affinity for anything it’s fucked up gods (and mad scientists but that’s not on topic). like joce i understand u……. i get it….. it’d be awesome if you left my scrungles alone but at the same time like…. i get it. also very pretty eyes!!! i love it when i stare into the abyss and it stares back!!!!! thank you for giving these guys issues!!!!! i love you /p!!!!!!

IN 4TH, WE HAVE GRENADIER!! HONESTLY THEYD BE HIGHER BUT THESE LAST FEW UP TILL SPOT 1 ARE REALLY TRICKY BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM. but grenny’s got everything going for them. they’ve got an awesome design. they’ve got an awesome wife. they’ve got a thing for hot moms (respectfully). i also love the fact that they’re like. a fish. that’s cool as fuck. also their whole dynamic with joce from what ive seen is so awesome and id love to see more of it some time. love them. they’re so cool. everything about them makes me wanna sink in my teefs and rip off their skin :3

IM SORRY TO DO THIS TO YOU AND I SWEAR IT WAS PRACTICALLY A TIE BUT RAYMON, ONCE AGAIN YOU’RE COMING IN SECOND TO YOUR BROTHER (sorry that was mean), IN OUR 3RD SPOT!!! god where do i begin. i wanna dunk him in water. he’s so soppy…… so pathetic i love him dearly… anyone surprised by this high ranking underestimates my love of sad sad mentally unstable men. like guys he’s so squishy. also just the idea of him being totally fine with vian practically torturing him as long as vian does the bare minimum of complimenting him or smthn is so funny to me like god he is desperate for validation /pos. anyways moving on….

IN 2ND, MY FAVORITE GUY…. THE GUY…….. SLOANE!!! honestly like i was saying him and raymon were really close here. like the main reason he wins is because of his awesome mustache. like god that thing is unbeatable. like you’re telling me there’s a catboy and he’s got a mustache. deal. peak design. also i love how he’s absolutely terrible but still so lovable like god fucking damn i can’t hate him even if i try. he’s just so fun. he’s also so messed up and honestly that just makes me love him more. like wdym he’s hurt the people he loves and is also tormented by a god… that’s like my favorite things to be…. honestly i can’t even blame joce because if i could i’d also love to run sloane over with a train at full force and speed.

AND NOW, FOR THE FIRST PLACE SPOT, THE MOMENT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR…. THE ONE AND ONLY AMITIE!!!!! is that really a surprise. i think ive made it abundantly clear that this girl never leaves my mind. she’s always there. like god she is so relatable (she has killed before she has undergone so m) she’s so me. she’s so me. like girl we can ignore red flags together it’s ok. god i love everything about her. what the fuck do you mean she was a part of the mafia at one point and what the fuck do you mean she’s also dead and a streamer and a tgirl. she’s so iconic and i fucking love her. like she probably makes lameass references and i would watch an entire show just because she made a joke about it once. i cannot stand how much love i have for her i will explode. i am the number one amitie fan move over grenadier. the real reason grenadier isn’t higher is because i am JEALOUS of them (/j). god nobody can ever beat amitie or her impeccable failgirl swag. she’s amazing. she has so much going for her. she’s such a loser and i love her infinitely.

hi reply to this if you want me to make a personal list of my top favorite characters of yours in order and with reasons because i feel silly rn :3

[possessedartist]

*looking u in the eyes* 👁👁 tell me your ygo blorbos

*GRIPESKF YOU* COME HERE

okayd okay first on da list

honestly??? unsurprisingly it’s probably a tie between joey and chazz they’re so asnbdnfjfkfnfnfjfjg fucked up little guys!!!! jo’s got a place in my heart w his sad tboy gambler swag.,., and chazz has teen angst galore i could talk abt them all day *looks at the chazz essay in my notes app* i will rant abt this two sm i have so many thoughts. kaiba is probably my third fav but you didn’t hear that from me. but joey’s probably my fav fav believe it or not.

SCRUNGKLY.,., prolly yugi he is just shaped like a little guy.,,, OH AND BAKURA HE IS LIKE SCRUNGLED AND SOMETIMES EVIL AND FUCKED UP I LOVE HIM SO,,. he has the shape of neutral evil

UNDERRATED FAV IS CHAZZ FOR SUREEE IM SORRY img always feeling like i’m the only appreciator of him around here (but maybe that’s bc i kin) OH AND ATTICUS AS WELL i think they’re severely underrated both fanbase and show wise they’re just fuckrd up dramatic hilarious little guys it’s actually so funny *hides my atticus analysis essay behind my back*

OBSCURE FAV.,. hrm bg characters i lik,,., that’s pretty much like every dm minor antag tbh 😭 like especially espa roba and mako tsunami/ryota i think they’re fun in their own ways.,. non dm character would definitely be bastion though i wish ygo gx did him right he could’ve been the next tenya iida.,.,, HE HAD SOO MUCH GOING FOR HIM WHYD THEY TOSS HIM AWAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OKAY THIS ONE actually kinda took a minute cuz i think most ygo characters are kinda at least mildly liked.. i suppose it’s probably edo/aster phoenix? i never see ppl talk about him so it’s just more on the unpopular side- including sartorious/saiou as well lmaoooo i think they’re interesting tho ig i understand why bc the major of their shit was resolved in the s2 finale but stilanfendjdjdjdj my scrimblos my umbrella guys,,,,,

genuinely trying to think but i don’t think i have a problematic or weird fav bwhaha like maybeeee yubel??? but i think most ppl like them at this point lmaoo

wait actually i do he’s not a fav bc i hate the ever living shit out him but adrian fucking gecko/amon. if i saw him i would fucking punt him idc if he can lift steel chairs and he has a six pack and ultra rich i will send this guy to super hell. however the manga version of him can stay and that’s why he technically fits this

honestly would torment the shit out of zane for fun i just think he’s silly tho i get why he’s like that. but like still who wouldn’t want to mess w him (thisjf is my inner atticus rhodes kin jumping out)

i’m sending gozaburo kaiba to a special kind of super hell he’s not coming back from.

anyways here enjoy the chazz

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Who would you say your favorite people you have met on tumblr are? Not like blog-wise, but as people?? Tag them and share the love!!

Thank you so much for the ask!!! (This is such a cool question my dude)I gotta start with @brumble-tunges-scrungles-cumbis because 28482/10 a fantastic human who I love to talk to and needs to skYPE WITH ME MORE ILY @redsandsshoes because niv is actual human perfection I love her so much she is a good and tags me in cute animal stuff and overall is one of my favorite people@galaxyhealy we haven't talked in a while but that's only because I am an actual piece of shit when I comes to replying but I still love you Emily you'll always be my dad 💙💙💙@leawiththebeatles we scream at each other a lot and send some 28/10 d&p pictures léa is a good ilyilyily@cinnabonanna we just started talking recently but Anna is such a sweetheart I love her a lot @queenofbearsandpugs Sophie and I only talk on snapchat now but they're fantastic and lovely 382/10 my dude ((GO FOLLOW ALL THESE PEOPLE THEY'RE PERFECT))

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Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:30 PM

Enter Sasha; looking kinda shaken.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:31 PM

And Aurey, who's shaking badly.... and the panic is finally getting to her. "Oh god oh god oh god n- no.... no...." She's seeing something that's not there. The spears that Undyne used.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:32 PM

Sasha looked to Aurey frowning, then he pulled her into a big bear hug. They both darly needed it.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:33 PM

She clings to Sasha, trying to ground herself and calm down. "oh god oh god I- I..... I....." She goes silent, clinging tightly to Sasha.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:34 PM

"I-It's OK... I... I-I'm here... Y-You're here..." Sasha spoke softly, trying to calm the both of them down.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:34 PM

"....." She closes her eyes tightly, still shaking badly. This poor smol got severely triggered.

Aswell [The-Grephil-Anomaly]-Today at 12:35 PM

Aswell quietly wonders into the Greenhouse. He could hear the Cafeteria Drama all the outside, and figured he'd check on everyone "Um...is everything okay?"

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:35 PM

She quickly shakes her head. A little too quickly, honestly.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:36 PM

Sasha just focused on comforting his girl. That's all that mattered right now.

Aswell [The-Grephil-Anomaly]-Today at 12:36 PM

Aswell frowns, trying to think of what he could do..He decides to try to hand her Scrungle Pus! His soft Wolf Plush he carries everywhere with him

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:38 PM

She looks at the plush, hesitantly taking it, and hugging both it and Sasha. "O- oh god...." She's barely audible. "W- w- w- why did it.... it have.... have to be.... be like-.... like Undyne.... I......"

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:38 PM

He paused thoughtfully, but all he could do was shrug as he honestly had no idea what that nutso's deal was.The plush was cute, tho.

Aswell [The-Grephil-Anomaly]-Today at 12:39 PM

He goes and hugs Aurey tightly too, gently nuzzling them in hops of calming them somewhat

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:40 PM

"I- i- it.... it was... it was like- like the- the fight.... all.... all over again....." She relaxes.... slightly. Her shaking is starting to die down. "I..... I......."

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:41 PM

Sasha smiled. "That's all over... You're here now with people who care about you... And if trouble happens, you've got us..."

Aswell [The-Grephil-Anomaly]-Today at 12:41 PM

Aswell nods and squeezes them a bit tighter "They aren't gunna hurt you"

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:42 PM

"....." She manages a small smile. "t- thanks.... thank you s- s- so much... S- Sasha...... a- and.... and y- you too... Aswell....." A quiet whimper escapes her.

Aswell [The-Grephil-Anomaly]-Today at 12:43 PM

Aswell digs into his dice pouch, and pulls out a small pill bottle. He takes one out and offers it to them "Here's this should help you calm down a bit..."

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:43 PM

Sasha nuzled her tenderly, showering her with as much affection as he could.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:43 PM

She looks at the pill, confused. "H... huh....?"

Aswell [The-Grephil-Anomaly]-Today at 12:44 PM

"It's my anxiety medicine. Gaster made it for me and my dad when Gravestone was attacking"He gives a small smile "It should help a bit"

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:45 PM

"....." She manages a smile, taking it from Aswell and just swallowing it. She goes back to clinging to Sasha, definitely starting to calm down now.

Aswell [The-Grephil-Anomaly]-Today at 12:46 PM

Aswell goes back to hugging too, offering small words of comfort to them

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:48 PM

"Aurey, no matter what...I'll always be there for you..." Sasha leaned in close, holding her tightly.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:50 PM

"...." She smiles. She's stopped shaking, calm, and nuzzles Sasha. "Thank you.... I love you, Sasha....."

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:51 PM

"I love you too..." He smiled fondly, closing his eyes. Everything felt just right then.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:51 PM

She closes her eyes, smiling at Sasha's words, heart fluttering.

Aswell [The-Grephil-Anomaly]-Today at 12:53 PM

Aswell gets up, feeling like the best thing now is for them to have their moment. He'll leave the plush with Aurey for now though, while he heads to the cafeteria.(edited)

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:53 PM

"....." She sighs, content in the hug.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:54 PM

"Keep in touch with me after camp, OK?" Sasha did not move form his embrace. "We got two pins now, so you got no excuse not to talk to me," he giggled.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:54 PM

"Of course I will.... and yeah, we do." She giggles, grinning.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:56 PM

The fresh green aromas of the greenhouse just made him feel even more comforted there. Sasha wasn't sure he even wanted to move.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:57 PM

Aurey sighs, and smiles. ".... I don't wanna go......"

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:58 PM

"You'll always be with me... In my glowing green heart thing..." Now Sasha was trying to be wax poetic.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:58 PM

She snickers. "Oh my god Sasha that was so sappy."

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 12:59 PM

He giggled, eskimo kissing her. "Isn't that why you love me?" he teased quietly.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 12:59 PM

"True. And cuz you're kind, compassionate.... silly." She bleps at him, grinning.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:03 PM

"And you're caring, passionate, thoughtful..." Oh, were they complimenting each other now? It takes two to tango. Even though they're just standing there and holding each other rather than dancing...

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:04 PM

She snickers, and nuzzles him. "How'd I get so lucky?"

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:06 PM

"I'm the lucky one," he gushed.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:07 PM

She smiles, and hums, then sings quietly. "Wise men say.... only fools rush in.... but I can't helpppp... falling in love with you~......"

Anathan Brea (anathan-brave)-Today at 1:09 PM

anathan back flips in

Alister Ben Loretta (Frisk&Misc)-Today at 1:09 PM

Ben: he entered the greenhouse “sasha?”

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:10 PM

Sasha grinned and began swaying the two of them together. "Shall I stay... Would it be a sin...if I can't help...falling in love with you..."Sasha's a bit lost in the moment; he didn't hear Ben.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:10 PM

She grins. "Like a river flows~ surely to the sea, darling so it goessss, some things are meant to be~!"

Aswell [The-Grephil-Anomaly]-Today at 1:11 PM

Aswell finds Anathan and DRAGS him to the petting zoo

Anathan Brea (anathan-brave)-Today at 1:11 PM

"heyheyhey!"

Alister Ben Loretta (Frisk&Misc)-Today at 1:11 PM

“Hmm~....I'll wait till he is done to say goodbye”

Aswell [The-Grephil-Anomaly]-Today at 1:11 PM

"Nope! You're leaving them alone!"

Anathan Brea (anathan-brave)-Today at 1:12 PM

"but-!"

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:12 PM

"Take...my...heart... Take my whole life too... For I can't help...falling in love...with you..."

Anathan Brea (anathan-brave)-Today at 1:12 PM

"AW COME ON!" gets draged off

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:13 PM

"Like a river flows, surely to the sea! Darling so it goes, some things... are meant to beeeee! Take my hand..... take my whole life too.... for I can't help.... falling in love.... with you.....~"

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:15 PM

"For I...can't...help...falling in love...with...you..."

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:16 PM

She smiles, and hugs Sasha tightly. "I love you so much Sasha....."

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:17 PM

He pulled her in tightly. "I love you, too, Aurey! So...so much...!"

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:19 PM

She grins, and snuggles into the hug. "this was the best camp ever...." She's... genuinely happy. It's rather hard to tell normally, but a lot of her happiness is a little forced. It's barely noticeable though, and she's even fooled herself into thinking she's fine.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:21 PM

"Yeah" Haha, it's funny...he didn't...wanna...let go...

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:22 PM

"...." She smiles, and cuddles close. She doesn't wanna let go either.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:24 PM

"I'm gonna talk to ya all the time when we leave... Tell ya bout stuff like school...foods I make...Soulmates when we find 'em..."

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:27 PM

"And I'll tell you about everything happening in my timeline...... the other souls of my timeline when me and the new soul find them." "And... a- and everything...." She smiles shakily. "M- maybe... Maybe my mom and dad survived being pushed underground and... and I'll find them...."

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:29 PM

"Wish ya best of luck on that, and...can't wait to hear everything..." He snuggled her dearly.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:30 PM

"...... It's.... it's funny... I.... I don't wanna let go...." She smiles.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:31 PM

"......Yeah......... Wanna stay like this forever..."

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:33 PM

"....." She sighs, a little sad. "But we have to go home...."

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:34 PM

Without any prior warning, Sasha's lips were pressed on Aurey's for a few seconds. He then released the kiss, smiling as he pressed their foreheads together. "You're my home..." OK, maybe now he was getting carried away.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:36 PM

She goes bright red, and smiles, closing her eyes. "Heh.... you sap....."

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:38 PM

He giggled sheepishly, suddenly feeling inclined to reel it back. "Well, technically, my home's a suburban house in New England within driving distance of a magic mountain, but you... Well, I just feel at home with you..."

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:39 PM

She smiles. "And I feel the same way.... But... I... haven't... really ever.... had a... a real home...." She doesn't mean to ruin the moment, but she just.... feels a litte... saddened by that fact.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:40 PM

Snuggle snuggle. "For now, call me your home... And maybe someday we can get you a literal home that's like...a house and stuff..."

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:40 PM

"...." She smiles, and snuggles close. "thank you Sasha....."

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:41 PM

"My pleasure..." he beamed.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:43 PM

She grins, and then sighs. "We're.... gonna have to leave at.... at some point you know...." She seems a little saddened by this fact.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:44 PM

"Then we can go home and get hyped for the next summer camp," he cheered. There was no getting this kid down.

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:45 PM

"Yeah!" She cheers with him.

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:47 PM

"Hmm... Wonder if those trial things are happening yet..." he wondered aloud. He had no intention of joining them, but a big sister figure to him very well may be...

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 1:57 PM

"I think they would have done some sort of announcement....?"

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 1:59 PM

"Yeah..." Sasha stayed there somewhat awkwardly before admitting, "Kinda feel like we should probably do something else now, but I dunno what I wanna do..."

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 2:02 PM

"Me either...." She smiles. "But if I'm spending time with you, it'll be time well spent."

Anathan Brea (anathan-brave)-Today at 2:04 PM

anathan begins jumps  from tree to tree looking for something

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 2:04 PM

He thought for a moment. "Wanna walk along the river?"

Aurey [determination-saved]-Today at 2:04 PM

"Sure!"

Sasha and Jamie (youwinatball)-Today at 2:05 PM

He smiled brightly, taking her hand and skipping off for #glacial_river.