#anti-Ace lol

[meepmeep19]

Yk how Dazai contributed to half of the PM’s profits during his time in the mafia? Imagine if Chuuya had been responsible for the other half. So like everyone else in the ENTIRE PM only contributed like 0.0001% in total lmao💀

And so Mori would like on the reg call meetings calling (read: scold like a high school teacher) everyone except SKK (he does NOT need to increase their ego anymore than it already is lmao) while massaging his temples like

Mori: Can you please explain how two immature CHILDREN have managed to contribute more to this organization than every single TRAINED ADULT in this room???

Ace: (because he is 100% enough of a snivelling weasel to insult two children out of pure pettiness) It’s not our fault Sir. We’re all only human after all, but those things-they’re INHUMAN!!! Demons like them obviously don’t need to take any breaks; hence the cause of the work discrepancy. If it wasn’t for this minor detail, then I can assure you Sir, that we would all prove to be FAR more competent than those freaks.

Mori: (already feeling a headache coming on) Ace, how many times do we have to go through this? They’re not actually…

Meanwhile SKK are right outside the door eavesdropping and snickering to themselves (after having just come back from playing competing in the arcade for like 7+ hours lol) Yes their egos are in fact inflating to a horrifically unhealthy degree.

[vrieseasees]

Carnally -> Carne?? -> Meat!! ???

Sorry I just wanted to make a stupid joke hahaha OTL

[mobydyke]

the scariest part of the terror book imo is when they casually mention a symptom of scurvy that is totally normal to them in-world, but provides frightening additional context to everything I'm witnessing them go through. like when they're already describing the horrors of dragging thousands of pounds of weight across icebergs that resemble small mountain ranges and lightning storms and the temperature never rising above -60° and being stalked and hunted by a supernatural creature, and then your narrator will offhandedly mention "my one remaining tooth" or "the perpetual blisters on your face and upper body from the sun" or the cut on their leg from 3 weeks ago that is still bleeding and you're like. oh! I'm sorry I forgot that in addition to the starvation and the exhaustion and the beast and the terrors of the arctic, you are also all slowly being killed by an incredibly painful and merciless illness! ouch!!!!

[non-un-topo]

Mark me down as unwilling to read fanfiction for media I recently got into because there's not one work out there that isn't about shipping/romance and I'm a hater

[neutrallyobsessed]

Someone asked me why NaruMayo is my number 2 option for Phoenix. Among the thousands of reasons I have for thinking Feenris is OTP (I know you slightly disagree)

¡MAYA ME PERTENECE COÑOS!

Which got me thinking, is Edgeworth your "husbando?" or is there another AA male whom you consider yourself to be with. (in your imagination)

Yooo you selfship with Maya? That's so awesome and very cute uwu~~! And I totally understand the not liking certain canon/canon ships because of selfshipping with one of those halves lolol

As per your question the answer is quite interesting, because Ace Attorney is the first of the longest media/fandom I've ever been without having a husbando!

Yeahh a lot of the heavy lifting of keeping my interest on something tends to be done by the fictional boyfriend I may have there. A media that I like even when He's not there it's considered Good Stuff that I Like thus I'm a fan, if not, then I don't consider myself a fan overall cause I only like 1 (one) aspect of it. (A bit difficult to quantify when He's a protagonist but I digress~~)

Yet here I am! Loving every second of the games, mainline, spin-offs, cross-overs, prequels and yet I am not in love with any of the characters~~........... i guess that's why it's the Ace Attorney, I feel very aroace about them, cause like, I do like them, I see the appeal, I have some.... "attraction" to some but I'm just- not falling in love idk :P

and here they are with some particular reasons of why im not fully into them even tho i kinda am xdd

But really, I have no precise idea on what is it that they lack (or what they have?) that i feel so... uninterested in them. They're definitely above the "favourite character" tier but they're also not reaching the "having the slightest crush" either. I have stronger feeling for Layton than any of these 7 guys lmaooo.

Oh well, to ship them with girlies from their own universe we go~~^^!

[calyxcurl]

Nie killjoy Mingjue 😔

He said pride month is OVER

[pinbones]

It really is crazy how everyone but aces seem to be completely over this site's history of ace discourse. Even some of its biggest and shittiest aphobes are still popular bloggers on here, acting like they didn't get a ton of followers by bashing queers they thought were beneath them, and hell a lot of them still act like that to this day

Out of everyone who acted horrible during ace discourse, which was 90% of tumblr users and every tumblr funnyman btw, the one I remember hating the fucking most was one user who had an uwu trustworthy artist aesthetic and posted a lot of hateful bullshit about how aces are both indoctrinated fools and culpable liars. She told an asexual to their face that aces don't experience sexual abuse or corrective rape. To a survivor of corrective rape. And then called them a lesbophobe for saying they were raped. (If you're wondering, she was applauded for this and no one thought it was cruel or strange -- that's how bad this shit was. You would see extremely popular posts on your dash all the time just blatantly sharing disinformation about how depression drugs was what caused asexuality or why the SAM model encouraged violent homophobia or that Hitler and Thatcher were asexual or how asexuals want people to die of AIDS. Telling an ace to their face that getting raped was insignificant and that they're homophobic for talking about it was literally normal discourse.)

This same user then added aro and ace flags to her dumbass pride picrew so she could crosspost the link into our tags for more attention.

Because we were always too cringy to respect but too genuinely harmless to actually matter by their own admission. Like a stuffed target dummy you could practice fagbashing on and then put away when it wasn't cool and trendy anymore.

[redysetdare]

I've yet to find someone who can ever give a good answer as to what places repulsed people have to go when it comes to pride being unwelcoming.

"Just go to a different pride!" how many pride do i have to go to until i find one? Some people only have 1 pride nearby and if there are more some of us cant drive or travel long distances to get to them.

"just don't go to pride then!" Then where am I supposed to go? where can i go to celebrate my identity and part of the queer community?

it's all "There are other places you can go!" ok where? I cant go into queer bars. What if there are no queer groups or programs? what if those queer places are not supportive of aspec people let alone repulsed people?

"we should make a tent for people who dont want to see sexual stuff" so basically relegating us to the kiddy table? not allowing us to enjoy the rest of the event? we are forever stuck only in a roped off area, away from the rest of the queer community?

Do you get what I'm getting at here? do you see what the issue is? do you understand how there is no place to repulsed people? do you understand?

[lavellane]

ik the implication of the von valancius succession is that our RT is just some random fucking 7th cousin twice removed but i actually think its so funny if leda is theodora's daughter.

[plumsaffron]

Imagine your body is basically destroyed and the best buffoons can say is you're a woman hater because they wanted choose to be offended only at this despite witnessing so much worse (that continued).

They suffer from Diego Armando Illness. How ironic. Having probably better organs but being truly a waste of functioning organs. That's a real shame having context allergic reactions and wanting to be a peak projector who couldn't succeed because oh too busy wanting to make minor inconveniences be seen as ultimate types. Just a reminder how pathetic humans are and those bandwagoning the wretched cults. Maybe you should exchange internal organ systems. You don't need it.

[surpriserose]

So tired of ubisoft games where theres clearly a canon female protagonist but they give you a choice between male or female protagonists anyways but you dont see that with a canon male protagonist lol like oh my god just force gamers to play a woman it wont kill them

[selestial-princess]

What do you think gay men are attracted to in men that they can’t be attracted to in women?

It can’t be anything about femininity or masculinity obviously. That’s both sexist, and cultural so can’t be what drives men-only attraction.

It can’t be anything about stated identity because someone could lie just as easily as they could tell the truth in such a statement, and it makes no sense because homosexuality and heterosexuality exists in other species with no stated identities. It’s not like other animals without gender are all pan.

Saying idk it’s the vibes or some indescribable trait men have that women can’t but “I can’t explain” is a nonanswer.

Soooooooo what is it? Or do you think any sexuality but bi/pan is just cultural performance or an identity rather than an inborn orientation?

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Bruh wtf why are you so concerned about my opinion on this that u needed write me a whole ass essay in my inbox.

I'm not am I willing to engage with this bs tonight…

Get Blocked™️

[chimaericalanimal]

i'm glad to not be following people who make me nervous/make me feel on guard anymore. i provably wouldn't recommend repeatedly abandoning personas & accounts like i have bc you do end up losing contact with people you genuinely like a lot but it used to be a major thing for me where i'd have mutual follows/semi-friendships with people who were like. aggressive & mean & judgmental for no good reason & not only was i kind of scared of them, it influenced my behaviors & views at the time & i think actively made my PD worse. it affected the way i treated other people & it affected the way i treated myself (esp in regard to needing to be Morally Perfect all the time). since i was v v raw still as a older teenager/young adult both still actively dealing with & coming out of traumatic situations it was easy to see being pissed off about something all the time as justified & it really wasn't lol. i think if you give other people room to be messy & imperfect you give yourself that patience too rather than beating yourself down every time you do or think smth Bad (tm)

[neutrallyobsessed]

May I make a suggestion? Faramom.

if there's a dadworth there's a faramom, obviously~♥!

[prince-steele]

OP is actively deleting comments spreading information about the discrimination that ace people experience and is purposefully stoking hatered in the comments.

Anyway, ace people are 10% more likely to experience conversion therapy, are constantly facing correctional rape and dismissal of their identity, and have existed since the LGBTQIA+ community has. Nomenclature describing ace people has existed since the 1890s, and further research through census records began in 1994.

Here is a stonewall article talking about the lived experience of ace people:

A crappy poll doesn't get to distinguish who does and doesn't qualify to be queer and I hope that this poll continues to backfire on the hate OP intended to spread.

[stitched-cosmos]

Happy pride guys! I've posted for the last two years so I wanna post this year. They're a poly t4t4t enbian throuple so I chose to draw them together this year like I did last year!

For anyone curious, Rowan's genderfaun + enbian, Ren is intersex + agender + torensexual and Grim is genderfluid + bisexual hehe