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sophisticatedswifts · 2 years ago
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What does it say about me that my mom and my roommate each texted me a picture of a Christmas cat jumpsuit they found while shopping within the past hour and a half? And they’re almost identical
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It was very startling to say the least. Apparently the Christmas cat jumpsuits made them both think of me for some reason. It’s just so weirdly specific. And why did it happen at the same time?
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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 1 month ago
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Vanitas infodumping about vampires will forever live rent free in my head
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chirpsythismorning · 1 year ago
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I just remembered they devoted a whole scene to Mike and Will burying a dead body for no reason other than to poke fun at—
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cxntpxppy · 2 months ago
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i went to spirit halloween,,,,,,
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blood-injections · 2 years ago
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Imagine being a killjoy lost in the desert and looking up and seeing giant fucking birds with ten foot wingspans circling above you and in your half insane state, delirious from dehydration, you don’t realize what they are, you just think of stories you’ve heard and the word ‘thunderbird’ escapes your parched lips like a prayer.
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home from work
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#if I speak…#one of the girls walked out yesterday#the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already#they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time#micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts)#and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him#bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can#so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO#anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need#it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning#and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today#we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao#and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before#we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day#we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left#it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo#*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having#to wait a long time for their food#and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO#I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take#stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess#I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every#night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had#nothing to make the wraps with <3#I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap#and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used#they’re a fucking disaster like 😭#was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess#this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up#womp womp!!!!!!
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madigoround · 10 months ago
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Hey this is weird to do on tumblr but I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel here so I’m going to cross post something that I’ve posted on Facebook and instagram:
Hi all,
As you may know my great aunt passed away last Wednesday and she had six cats that she loved dearly. As a small update, we were able to get the two cats with medical issues into a good shelter and we have four more cats to find good homes or a good shelter for. Now my record for shelters I’ve contacted and been advised that they are full (with some even telling me that we should just euthanize her cats which I won’t and can’t do) is creeping up towards the seventies and it’s becoming more and more apparent that our best bet are kind individuals with good homes that would like to adopt a cat(s). Even if you’re not in Florida you probably have a friend or a family member or a very kind neighbor who has been thinking about adopting a cat and this is a great time to do so! I’ve contacted their vet and have all their medical records and I’m here to talk to anyone that may be interested in them.
The cats:
Lily is a nine year old girl, she’s black and white and can be quite shy so she’s very good at hiding but she is a sweet cat (pictures one and two)
Okie dokie is an 8 year old boy, he’s black and white and very affectionate he can just be very timid (pictures three and four)
Palmer and tiger are a bonded pair of 7 year old brothers, obviously the important thing is that they all go to good homes but it would be especially ideal if these brothers could go together as they feel more comfortable eating when the other one is there, they are tabby cats and are very cuddly with people but can be pushy with more timid cats. (Pictures five and six)
Please feel free to reach out if you or someone you know is interested in adopting 💜
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bibleofficial · 21 days ago
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amazon is off their shit w the way they put ads in everything i HATE how the new ‘premium model’ is just … without ads. like buy an amazon fire tv & have ads built into ur television. a billboard in ur living room
#stream#ads are fucking EVERYWHERR#like fire sticks have ads#KINDLES have ads#everything has a fucking AD !!!!!!!!!!#like honestly i was going to return the apple tv & just stick w the hdmi cable & my computer connected to it but it’s just#a) not feasible b) investing in the apple tv works bc im always on my fucking phone ALSKALKSLAKSLKSLA#my phone or ipad which r both apple#BUT ALAO THE STEAM DECK FOR APPLE TV#THEN U CAN STREAM UR WINDOWS COMPUTER ON THE TV#so yea there’s that at least#but the cost ….#it was over 200 FUCKIN POINDS#i hate my LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#but i use this tv constantly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#& i can just plug it into a separate monitor that i plan on getting at some point in the future !!!!!!!!!!!#bc i do need a separate monitor truthfully i do ive like a 13��’ computer & ive open a billion fuckin things at once#like i use my computer + ipad as 2 different computers but its a PAIN bc i can’t just ‘copy & paste’ over to the OTHER SCREEN#i don’t even LIKE amazon i HATE amazon w a PASSION#i just have to use it here bc the uk has destroyed themselves in terms of the high street#i.e. there are no more ‘business districts’ or liek ‘shopping districts’ bc a) rent too high b) interest rates too high c) nobody has any#fucking money d) amazon’s business model is to undercut EVERYONE to drive them out of business bc AMAZON IS A FUCKING MONOPOLY THAT THE US#ADAMANTLY REFUSES TO BREAK#like if u build & manufacture all ur own shit … in ur own factories … then send it to the customer … through ur OWN mail system … and SELL#it though ur own STORE FRONT ….. & SELL EVERYTHING ELSE THROUGH THE SAME WAY …..#ITS A MONOPOLY#like for example: the apple tv on amazon i got for 20£ less than apple even though they’re both#british#not ‘they’re both british’ i mean the apple tv are uk versions not us versions#apple: undercut. but also apple doesn’t change price per currency. 59$ for whatever is 59£ that’s it lol it’s not less bc $ is weaker
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mysterytrainisland · 2 months ago
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was talking to my mom about food and it seemed like we were on the same page so i said “yeah most of the dining halls at my school are categorized as school cafeterias in my brain which makes them contaminated so i don’t really eat a lot when i go to them” and she didn’t seem to really get that
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dwemers · 3 months ago
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I’m so excited I’m like literally shaking
#so I work at like seasonal job multiple stores and shit some more far out and in the boonies than others#and like before I was at my current job I managed this shitshow camp store#literally was so horrible but only bcs my boss sucked and pushed all his responsibilities to me while I still had to do MY JOB#like darkest time of my life trying to keep that store from falling apart until eventually I was like fuck this#transferee to a different property in a different state and like stalked this lady who would come help us and she hired me as her assistant#like truly amazing I love her so much my boss is the fucking best#but now at my property we have a camp store with no manager being run to the ground#so they asked me to go manage it…#and lLIKEEEE ITS IN THE HIGH CIUNTRY#SOOO NO SERVICE LIVING IN A TENT SHARED SHOWER DORMS#IM SO EXCITEDDD#and also I’ll be at 9k feet elevation SO ILL SEE STARSS!#im at 5thoussnd feet rn and it’s just not the same#my shitty store was at 7 thousand but the year before I lived at 8 thousand feet and the stars are so magical#but everyone else I work with feels bad I ‘have to’ go up there and run the store for a few weeks#I’m like literally MY PLEASURE#working in a camp store is literally summer camp vibes#and I’m such a retail girl boss they didn’t even brief me they were like you know how to open and close a store#AND I DONT HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF INVOICESSS#that was my nightmare at the last place like they taught all the managers how to recieve and pay invoices but no one else really understood#sooo like a day before months end when invocies HAVE to be paid I’d get stacks from every store on property#and like just my store was already a lot to go through bcs we did groceries and gas and beer and retail merch#but lol I came to my current place and they have a whole office just for that lotta sweet lady’s in accounting I’m like damn??#they did me so dirty????#best part about being a warehouse girl with previous retail management experience is thissss#pray for me though I haven’t managed other humans in 2 years and they’re union employees so I just have to follow all the rules#love the union but I’m scared of breaking any labor laws since I’ve never managed humans in the state in living in#last state was horrible there was no lunch break laws
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spikyiwaizumi · 3 months ago
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realised that I never wrote canon verse iwaoi because there are so many wonderful fics out there that I don’t want to write any. literally so lucky to be able to read what I want to see?? so I’ve got no desire to write another one….
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mzminola · 2 years ago
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So I’ve seen people bring up “Tim insists Steph pay for soda when they save a store” as a class discrepancy thing between Tim & Steph, but as we’ve discussed before Steph’s family is firmly middle class, and Tim’s, at the time this issue takes place, is monied but still closer to the Browns than to the Waynes. So what’s actually going on in this scene?
I think it’s about entitlement, family influence, and Stephanie’s ongoing struggle with wanting to not be like her dad.
For background, during the Quake, Spoiler had a team-up with Huntress to save people and stop robberies at a shopping mall. During this, Huntress is clear that she’s willing to kill right now (and that previously she’d reserve lethal force for worse situations). Steph sees her dad has escaped jail and is one of the robbers. Though Steph herself tried to kill Arthur Brown in her intro, she has had more vigilante experience since then, and is disturbed by the idea of Huntress killing Arthur, so she pretends not to see him and lets him get away.
Also notable, Arthur Brown did not become Cluemaster because he needed money to survive. He’s an ex game show host with disdain for others who feels entitled to wealth and attention. Helena Bertinelli, Huntress, was born to a mafia family and is now fighting against the mafia.
This Robin issue, #56, starts with Arthur now running a small crime-school, using his costumed criminal experience to teach other people how to most effectively rob banks and such. So the readers are primed to think of him.
This story takes place in the suburbs outside Gotham, which a lot of people have fled to after the Quake. The situation is rough, but it’s not an actual post-apocalyse survival zone like the island city itself.
Robin & Spoiler stop some people from robbing a convenience store. And we get these moments:
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Steph: /reaching into a fridge, hand on a soda/ “Zesti?” Tim: “Sure.” Steph: “Almost getting killed makes me thirsty.” Tim: /opening the can/ “This is your treat?” Steph: “That’s a trick question, right? I mean, what’s a couple of sodas? We saved the whole store.” Tim: “It starts like that, and soon you’re bending all the rules.” Steph: /slapping cash on the counter by the till/ “Oh-kaaay!”
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Steph: “Look, I’d like to say I was joking back there but—” Tim: “Forget it, Steph. It happens.” Steph: “I keep thinking of the Huntress. She’s like—- crazed.” Tim: “I’ve seen her like that. I’m afraid there’s no coming back for her this time.” Steph: “She told me her whole family is crooked.”
And that’s the end of the conversation as Tim drops Steph off at home.
Character-wise I think this is about Steph trying to Not Be Her Dad, and on a more philosophical side, it’s asking the reader “When are you entitled to something?"
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saeiken · 4 months ago
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stonemouthzag · 1 year ago
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Sydrichie systems slowing down. It’s the long stretch hibernation for S3. Thinking abt all the possible new content we’ll be getting by then
Heading back to my roots
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anarchypumpkincowboy · 5 months ago
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Okay not to like wander into all the fanon vs canon discourse… but I do think it’s maybe a good reminder that some folks would probably love to get into the comics but they’re not anywhere near as accessible as fanfics are. Fics are free and also not a hassle to read on a phone whereas comics can cost a decent chunk of money if you’re trying to get a whole run or especially multiple runs and can be annoying and frustrating to read on a phone
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serialbxwl · 6 months ago
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i finished nmh2 last night.
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