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hardest a dick has ever been in human history

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Do you think silco shook his ass a lil

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Silco topping Vander would be like a my little pony figurine humping a giraffe

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I cant stand wil wood I keep thinking of how I went Okey I'm on an 8 hour roadtrip lets catch up with his podcast and in the first episode I clicked on he spent the first 30 minutes going I dont want beetlejuice to be mainstream its for the freaks and weirdos like me Btw beetlejuice is horrible and reprehensible and you shouldn't like him Btw when I was in high school I used to dress like him and wanted other people to recognize it but tbh they could do away with the whole pedophilia thing Btw did you know he has a picture of Child winona ryder in the new movie Seriously disgusting Btw did you know the cartoon starts off with them arguing about their wedding anniversary Honestly just so gross they didn't need to do that But also I respect them keeping the pedophilia in this day and age But really it's unnecessary. I bet tim burton thinks about chopping jenna ortega into bits Hems probably such a disgusting fucked up guy. I want to suck tim burton off in the movie theatre. Do you want to admit something mr colligan

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I’ve only read like 3 jilco fics and they were all part of a series and im afraid to go beyond them because they were very well characterized which i imagine is a rarity but also had two glaring issues that make me think if i read anything else they’ll just be worse and worse, those two errors being 1. a prolonged conversation where jinx and silco discuss the morals of fucking each other and state that it’s fine because they’re not related and are consenting, which is an obligatory disclaimer i see quite often with hetero yaoi but it was especially annoying here since it was so objectively wrong, and 2. they think silco topped vander

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Stanley Pines you are one sick fuck

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Awwww the skriggly poopa

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Your ass is femaleeeee 😂

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He was forced to eat placenta when he was 30

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Arcane is an advanced form of doomed by the narrative/doomed from the beginning because the show is trying so hard to create this serious, intricate story but the endgame of this story is everyone ending up in League of Legends

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Putting a blanket over silco so he thinks its nighttime and goes to sleep

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Do not interact unless you have read all my posts. You must be familiar with my work.

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I know it was a jokepost so im not gonna be insane in its tags but Oh my god the tie grab

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Caitlyn: My sister in law killed my mom and I'm in my lesbian dictator era

Vi: My girlfriend broke up with me right after we kissed

Jinx: I got reversed adopted by a random kid

Ambessa: *manipulating Caitlyn*

Sevika: *gambling with her new arm*

Viktor: *is Yaoi Jesus*

Jayce, Ekko and Heimerdinger: What the fuck is going on

Mel's subplot: