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Listen you know if Gale and Astarion were faced with a de-aged character they would not be very sensitive about it. How do we fix this temporary situation, what caused it?? Oh, yes. Oops, the temporary problem has feelings.
#kid!halsin#halsin#astarion#i guess the party split and they all meet again at camp later#wyll and karlach would never let this happen#Some people have called me a creep for drawing this completely innocent stuff and I say this from the heart#I hope your milk is sour when you wake up in the morning#I hope your clothes always smell damp#I hope the sun never shines when you need it to most
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(revolution man; book 21)
vs
(city of the dead; book 49)
the doctor is literally a glue trap that fitz got stuck in. don't pull him out though because he likes it there
#this juxtaposition is driving me insane a little bit though#like the way sam views the doctor as a staunch upholder of. idk. ethics and morality#as a 'hero' essentially - as she puts it#while fitz perceives him more like an innocent. a bystander. an 'innocent'#if he does something bad it wasn't his fault/the bad thing wasnt even that bad really/the circumstances made him do it but regardless#the doctor is someone who needs protecting#the doctor is a honeyed pitcher plant that smells so so sweet that sam and fitz both fell hook line and sinker for i fear#oh well. many such cases.#doctor who#edas#fitz kreiner#sam jones#eighth doctor
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now that natlan is out it's tsaritsa yearning hours again because i am one nation closer to either being horribly disappointed or foaming at the mouth!
creator!reader w a little side of conflicted tsaritsa is such good food I can't not yap about it. a woman who has dedicated so much of her life to severing herself from "love" of all kinds and succeeding and. just being so confident that when she meets you she's bitter and angry and mean. because she can't stand you. she isn't supposed to love yet you worm your way into her heart anyway and you don't even know it.
especially in smth like an imposter au. she tells herself your just a tool for her to use but your treated like the Divine you really are, pampered and spoiled every step. tells herself it means nothing when she indulges you – let's you hold her hand in private, eventually let's you move aside the veil, just a little.
and she hates it. hates how easy it is to let you break down the ice she's built up for years.
all you do is smile and she feels like she can't breathe. because despite how violently she rejects love in all aspects, it always bleeds through eventually. she despises it but the way you brush your thumbs over her cheeks makes her bitter and warm and it infuriates her to no end.
she hates you and she loves you and she can't stand you and if you were ever taken from her she'd destroy every inch of teyvat if she had to go get you back.
and ironically enough I think she'd also be the one to initiate any first kiss. maybe she's still trying to convince herself it's just a fluke and itll make her realize it meant nothing, it means nothing. desperate to fix whatever you've done to her and instead it just makes it worse.
a horrible mess of a woman who gave up on love just to be confronted with it when she finally accepted it's absence.
#sagau#genshin sagau#self aware genshin#genshin impact sagau#self aware genshin impact#genshin cult au#genshin impact cult au#tsaritsa#new nation releases. i can only think abt the tsaritsa. checks out.#yearning so bad i cracked my phone screen but im still using it 2 make it everyone elses problem lol#this is kind of similar 2 another yapping session i wrote s while back but ehe#snezhnaya will ruin me istg#constantly torn between manipulative tsaritsa and tsaritsa who is nothing but tender because she is love. even if dhe rejects it#she is both and its horrible 2 try snd write like. okay.#soft tsaritsa is so tasty though....kissing your wrist in mock reverence before the archons#letting you snd you alone see her face beneath the veil. smug and horribly arrogant but so madly incomprehensibly in love it consumes u both#but also possessive tsaritsa is so 🤤#reverts to her old ways immediately. frigid ice cube until further notice. she won't confront them in front of you but lord#she is sending them to dottore STAT#shivering at the cold stare of the tsaritsa on your back knowing shes .7 seconds away from making teyvat enter an ice age#i hc her senses like taste/touch/smell r severely dulled. not related just a small hc :]#a fun fact if u will#soft tsaritsa is good but dhehjssjsjs tsaritsa being overprotective and possessive hits different rn.....#i need her to sling me over her shoulder and lock me away just let me bring my cat and heating pad im set#head empty tsaritsa scaring off any other wannabe suitors while acting innocent (no ones buying it bc her glare is MURDEROUS)#that and the floor is starting to ice over.#n e way 💤💤💤
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bucks apartment smells like smoke.
buck is now alone in said apartment with christopher.
eddie is not there.
reasonably i know there is still an episode between now and Ashes Ashes/All Fall Down
but what the fuck
#did someone on tumbler actually accurately guess what will happen#also what the fuck eddie#we don’t like marisol but we also don’t like cheaters#but it’s okay he’s innocent until he kisses her or some other stupid shit#BUT BUCK AND CHRISTOPHER IS ALONE IN A BUILDING LIKE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE#THE NEXT EPISODE IS GOING TO BE ABOUT BOBBYS PAST WHERE HE ACCIDENTALLY BURNED DOWN HIS APARTMENT BUILDING#THIS HAS TO HAVE SOME CORRELATION#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 on abc#911 buddie#buck and eddie#oliver stark#ryan guzman#911 spoilers#i’m losing my mind#please please PLEASE keep buck and christopher safe#also please burn down buck’s apartment building so he has to move in with eddie#cuz duhhhhhh christopher will be traumatized and will need his buck#not any other reason lmao#like dunno#eddie being in love with buck#or something#heheh#also tommy who??
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#onaf#onaf memes#one night at flumpty's#flumpty bumpty#flumpty's jam#Look over there#it's the Egg Man#Can he scare?#Yes#He can with his cartoon gang#It's a game they made for you#So when the timer starts#Let your dreams come true#Watch as the monsters come to#Life before your very eyes#Can't help but wonder as#Your fate soon plunders#Birthday block comes around and#Stops your heart but the innocence is real#(Oh#so many feels)#And your mind smells tasty#that's the deal#(Make sure that owl is sealed)#They broke the live of childhood dreams#(Says Winnie the bear#Just stare if you dare)#Have you got the patience or will the clown#Become your comepetition?#Jump up loud for Flumpty's Jam
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a susie hunsecker series [4/?]
#sweet smell of success#susan harrison#gifset#me is mark#susie‚ tell him the truth!#her innocent angelic cunning......#she's such a deliberately sweet girl
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Written for @hinnymicrofic Day 15! 448 words
Cold, bitter cold gusted through his jacket. Warming charms and Hermione's jar of fire did nothing to warm him. The woods were unforgiveable in December. The only light was coming from the tent behind him and the light from his wand.
Harry was on hour 5 of his night watch. He was also on hour 5 of watching Ginny's name on the Marauder's Map. She had been sitting in the Gryffindor Common Room with Seamus and Neville for the first hour before retiring to bed.
He let his thoughts wander to much warmer, sunit days as Ginny went to bed. Hoping warmer memories could insulate him from the inside out. Selfishly hoping that she was dreaming of them too.
Soft footsteps alerted him that Hermione was exiting the tent, ready to switch watch. Quickly, he stuffed the Marauder's Map away, hoping to save himself the embarrassment of being caught staring at the shape of the name of his ex-girlfriend.
He kept his gaze forward at the woods as Hermione sat down next to him.
"You miss her." It wasn't a question. It was just Hermione stating a fact, just like she would state Gamp's Laws of Transfiguration as fact.
He grunted in response.
"I found something when I was looking for my toiletries. I forgot that I had packed it," Hermione said, passing over a shampoo bottle in her hand.
Harry almost laughed at the thought he smelled so bad that Hermione was offering him soap until he looked closer at the label. His breath hitched in his throat as he slowly unscrewed the cap.
His senses became overwhelmed with the familiar flowery scent of Ginny. He was immediately brought back to the sunlit days by the lake, practices on the quidditch field, and late night forbidden adventures in broom closets when everything was so simple and so innocent. He was lost in those memories as Hermione rambled on next to him.
"Ginny made a passing comment when she was trying to think of a birthday gift for you that she should give you her shampoo so you could always be reminded of her. And I thought it was a great idea so I packed it and-"
Hermione's rant was cut off by Harry pulling her into a hug.
"Thank you," Harry said, barely above a whisper.
Hermione pulled away, smiling for the first time since Ron's disappearance. "Go get some rest," she commanded. "I'll take over watch from here."
Harry stood, brushing snow off of his pant leg, and grabbed the map and the shampoo.
"If you're planning on being a teenage boy in there, please remember to cast a silencing charm!" Hermione shouted back at him.
#it reminds you of innocence and it smells like me#hinny#harry potter#ginny weasley#hp#harry x ginny#we stan hermione granger at this moment#ill figure out the word count later im on my phone
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smell pickup line based on the gasoline one because i cannot get it out of my head.
you're a black sharpie and baby? I'm in my office cubicle trying to get high.
We can’t start smell posting it’s going to get out of hand.. too out of hand for a Sunday night
coughs. Anyway
Gabe is a gold sharpie.. like the one for the print signings (I am executed before I can continue)
#we can smell post when I post. A fucking. Legendary clip. that is 1 of the reasons I even made this account#I didn’t find the source of it till like a month ago#but I have it now#it’s a special one it deserves an image to go along with it#but trying to make art is like throwing darts while blindfolded#could take months LOL#COUGHS ok guys no smell posting#you all have covid remember? you can’t smell anything#alright time for a bad tag#im not even a smell guy but there’s a secret switch in my head where if you apply something to gabe it suddenly will appeal to me#well not everything but#a lot of things I can make an exception for#it’s like a fuckin cheat code#this is a mostly innocent post I should stop now#see this is why we can’t do that#the tags speak.. too much. too much.#non voice post#ask#asks#edit: I should mention that the clip im talking about in the tags#is more of a funny clip than anything#he’s trying very hard not to laugh
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women have managed to take the term “weaponized incompetence” and water it down to a gendered term that basically means “everything mistake men make is on purpose to piss you off” which is sooo disingenuous and pathetic. first of all you’ve watered down what it actually means to be weaponizing your incompetence, which is a real manipulation tactic. secondly you’ve created this narrative where even a man’s most innocent mistake implies this man has bad intentions or he hates women or whatever the fuck. and third, you’re completely ignoring that weaponized incompetence is not exclusive to men and in fact I’d make the claim everyone has weaponized their incompetence at some point in their lives whether that be with your parents or your job or whatever.
#i saw a post about a husband who mopped all the floors with bleach cleaner#and his wife was pregnant and was a little nauseated by the bleach smell#women were in her replies calling out her husband’s ‘weaponized incompetence’ when he just genuinely did something helpful?#his wife was early in pregnancy too so pregnancy nose is new for both of them#failure to consider his wife’s sensitive nose is an innocent mistake#not weaponized incompetence#jfc
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watching pt2 of the finale rn and YEAAAAAH SUCK SHIT KIPPERLILLY APOLOGISTS I ALWAYS KNEW THAT UPPER MIDDLE CLASS BITCH WAS EVILLLLLLL
#fhjy spoilers#sorry if u wanted the daughter of a real estate agent to b an innocent baby but i smelled it on her from the moment she showed up#“umm trauma is an unfair grade advantage!!!” *proceeds to purposely game the system by getting her teachers to do 90% of her kills*#i like her way more if she's just shitty and privileged actually bc then it makes riz's scrappy 'burning the midnight oil' insanity better#fake masterminds when a real rogue comes at them:#godddd it was so satisfying to see him outwit her bc of her own ego#felt like an extension of her getting handouts and treating them like fair gains. not so smart w/o minions doing your grunt work huh? huh?#fhjy
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one last halloween — dcu halloween special (2008)
(ID in alt!)
#i know that man smells rancid but.... i love u batman......#also i love u children of gotham.....#always thinking about how their lives are impacted by the city#the horror tales you whisper at sleepovers and making up crimes from his rogues gallery#the speculation of batman. do you outgrow believing in him like santa?#or are the older children more likely to believe a man is capable and selfless enough to try and help night after night?#the blurry photos from shaky hands. how many photos of batman are from a lower angle where he's at his most towering#because it was taken by a child that managed to get one#do you share it? online for other fans? to your friends to prove his existence; especially if teased for believing in him?#or do you keep it safe and private with the comfort no one will tell you the image is fake or its an impersonator and plant a seed of doubt#the friend arguments on who's batman and who's robin. the teens argue on whos riddler and who's joker#some teens go as harvey and show printed legal documents as a gag#a tragedy of who he once was seemingly so from the person that they now laugh at it#how many robins bruce saw after jasons death and how they twisted an knife inside him#he couldn't protect his little boy but he'll protect them. he has to. its expected of him.#yet seeing those flashes of red or yellow and its a nauseating wave of grief he cant fight off but can only fight through#the children innocent enough to trick or treat. the knowledge that each year theres less and less because#parents don't feel comfortable sending their children out or that they go while theres still some light in the sky. home before dark.#the candy he keeps stored in his belt and replaces with the same necessary and stakes as replacing the batarangs with sharp and fresh ones.#c: dcu halloween special (2008)#crypt's panels#batman#bruce wayne#posts from the crypt#transcrypts
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50 Favorite First Viewings of 2023
All the Beauty and the Bloodshed (2022) (dir. Laura Potras)
Sweet Smell of Success (1957) (dir. Alexander Mackendrick)
Trouble in Paradise (1932) (dir. Ernst Lubistch)
Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989) (dir. Steven Soderbergh)
Life is Sweet (1990) (dir. Mike Leigh)
Demonlover (2002) (dir. Olivier Assayas)
Le bonheur (1965) (dir. Agnès Varda)
The Age of Innocence (1993) (dir. Martin Scorsese)
Somewhere (2010) (dir. Sofia Coppola)
The Red Shoes (1948) (dir. Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger)
Menace II Society (1993) (dir. Albert & Allen Hughes)
Sunset Boulevard (1950) (dir. Billy Wilder)
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) (dir. Frank Capra)
Aftersun (2022) (dir. Charlotte Wells)
Decision to Leave (2022) (dir. Park Chan-wook)
Design for Living (1933) (dir. Ernst Lubistch)
Kamikaze Hearts (1986) (dir. Juliet Bashore)
12 Angry Men (1957) (dir. Sidney Lumet)
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989) (dir. Shinya Tsukamoto)
The Hitch-Hiker (1953) (dir. Ida Lupino)
Transit (2018) (dir. Christian Petzold)
Basic Instinct (1992) (dir. Paul Verhoeven)
The Hustler (1961) (dir. Robert Rossen)
Miami Vice (2006) (dir. Michael Mann)
M (1931) (dir. Fritz Lang)
Freaks (1932) (dir. Tod Browning)
Showgirls (1995) (dir. Paul Verhoeven)
Mädchen in Uniform (1931) (dir. Leontine Sagan)
Marie Antoinette (2006) (dir. Sofia Coppola)
The Castle of Cagliostro (1979) (dir. Hayao Miyazaki)
Thirst (2009) (dir. Park Chan-wook)
The Player (1992) (dir. Robert Altman)
Wolf's Hole (1987) (dir. Verà Chytilová)
Yes, Madam! (1985) (dir. Corey Yuen)
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) (dir. Andrew Dominik)
Children of Hiroshima (1952) (dir. Kaneto Shindo)
I Walked with a Zombie (1943) (dir. Jacques Tourner)
Toni Erdmann (2016) (dir. Maren Ade)
Cries and Whispers (1972) (dir. Ingmar Bergman)
Within Our Gates (1920) (dir. Oscar Micheaux)
8 1/2 (dir. Federico Fellini)
Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980) (dir. Sammo Hung)
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) (dir. Deborah Kaplan & Harry Elfont)
Easy Rider (1969) (dir. Dennis Hopper)
The Prestige (2006) (dir. Christopher Nolan)
Shallow Grave (1994) (dir. Danny Boyle)
New York, New York (1977) (dir. Martin Scorsese)
The Exorcist III (1990) (dir. William Peter Blatty)
Blow-Up (1966) (dir. Michelangelo Antonioni)
Mean Streets (1973) (dir. Martin Scorsese)
#all the beauty and the bloodshed#nan goldin#sweet smell of success#alexander mackendrick#trouble in paradise#ernst lubitsch#sex lies and videotape#steven soderbergh#life is sweet#mike leigh#demonlover#olivier assayas#le bonheur#agnès varda#the age of innocence#martin scorsese#somewhere#sofia coppola#the red shoes#michael powell#emeric pressburger
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u have made me more obsessed than i usually am with gun fiend!aki
imagine reader trying to help him relearn how to write, read, and speak
or throwing a surprise birthday party for him and guessing where his eyes are
when you really think about it.... he's actually quite cute.... isn't he.......
when you're able to earn his trust, you're really the only person he can tolerate without wanting to pick a fight, so you have to keep a close eye on him to make sure he doesn't go crazy again. you convinced the public safety commission to allow him to live on two conditions: 1) he benefit public safety somehow, and 2) he doesn't cause any problems.
you spend your time teaching him how to fight devils, trying to jog more of his memory, and teaching him how to do basic things again. he's intelligent and learns quickly, but you need to reteach him everything again, from how to speak to even remembering to eat.
#mmmm it's very cute to imagine teaching the mass murdering extremely dangerous gun fiend how to pronounce pre school level words#also cute to think he's selectively mute#like he only speaks with you and refuses to talk to anyone else#spraying him in the face with a water bottle when he gets murderous urges#bad aki. no slaughtering of innocents#walking around with him on a leash and harness cause he'll run off and get lost if you turn away for two seconds#baby boo gun fiend aki#also I wanna say#I think he doesn't have eyes so he's technically blind but he can sense things around him#and had a good sense of smell#and because he still has some memories from when he was human he can generally navigate well#unless it's somewhere completely foreign to him#he doesn't bump into walls because the gun on his head bumps into it first LOL#ask mags
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Ok ok ok I'll stop talking about PG TV shows I promise, but I've watched some more episodes of Miraculous' 5th season and I am glad I continued despite the Headache Episode TM
- I actually really like how much their writing progressed in terms of psychology? Like you guys know I absolutely love this shit, aside of Thomas having the first recorded case of abusing a fictional character (Chloe) the characters are now written so much more interesting? And themes addressed are much deeper? I am just hooked all the time?? Like, are you ever just absolutely GLUED to characters simply thinking and having problems and personalities, even when nothing is actually happening?
- I guessed that Zoe actually had a crush on Marinette instantly, before anything actually gave it away xd That was really cute
- Damn I spilled my tea at the Felix episode :т Fuckin' RED MOON. Not only it was really cool and beautiful, but I also can never see red moon normally because iS tHiS bB rEfErEnCe???? fshshd But in general, I love where they are going with Felix's personality and motivation.
- Okay sorry I am still angry at retconning Marinette's stalkery obssessive traits as "trust issues over trauma Chloe caused to her", because it just doesn't work since.....
well, she WAS dating Luca despite not having learned every single thing about him including personal private life prior -_-" So where did the "I will never love anyone unless I know everything about them" go? They are not even trying sometimes т.т This is what happens when you are so desperate to yassify your flawed OC that you neglect previous events that contradict it :smh:
- THE SCENE WHERE GABRIEL TRIED TO BE ALL "IT IS REAL LIFE KID" TO MARINETTE ABOUT HER dream to become clothes designed and attempted to blackmail her and then she went against his demands AND ALSO COMPLETELY TRASHED HIS FUCKING PANCAKES FSHFDJHGHSFD IT WAS SO SATISFYING TO SEE FHSDHDGHSDF THANK YOU MARINETTE
- Again, spilled my tea when Lila's mother appeared to be mute because I could clearly remember she was talking,... then I realized she looked very different, so I realized Lila had two mothers.
- I also thought of something after Adrien mentioned to Gabriel that him and mom were also "different", like him and Marinette are 🤔 I thought 'damn, now Kagami is third-wheeling Adrien and Marinette in the exact same way as how Natalie used to third-wheel Gabriel and Emilie 🤔' ...and then Felix appeared to hit on Kagami, so I guess not fdshfhdhdsdfs I did think of a smart parallel, though.
Okay, just 7 more episodes of season 5 to go
#watch log#miraculous ladybug#me: nooo I can't talk about PG TV show in my mostly-soulsborne blog#fantomette who's been discussing owl house while it lasted: smells like weakness#dshfhdhsd look look I know it is my blog blablabla all that#I just feel awkward because of the CONTRAST#like I discuss bloody rituals and monsters made of 10000 corpses of the innocent and religion and monstrous mutations and aliens#and then suddenly BAM a cute cartoon show#like blogger like consistency fsdhfhds
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I wish I could see a blender and be normal about it.
#For only ten dollars on FB Marketplace and a mile-long ride; I can have flashbacks of the worst book ever written on a daily basis!#[shudders]#“What have you got there”#[THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT]#“A smoothie.”#tako bout it tako bout it ooooh b a b y#I’m fine I’m fine I’m not dying drusilla no I’m not I don’t remember my literary choices at ALL#Oh god that was the worst choice of character to quote in reference to this because— [SCENE CUT FOR TELEVISION]#[slithers like a snake across the credits] I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine I am capable of being normal about blenders#I am capable of making smoothies without wanting to thrup#oughoighshs oughhhhunnnfhuhhn#Oh that reminds me of the dog vomit stir fry. It’s still fucking in there. I’ve been procrastinating on throwing it away#because I don’t want to be within ten feet of it let alone smell it as it goes in the trash can
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to the anon who asked me about extremely old lore: it's not an important nor interesting part of the story, and definitely isn't relevant here. i appreciate your curiosity and am glad you asked me, and i hope i don't scare you off with this, but it really doesn't matter.
#i don't intend to sound mean but i do intend to sound firm. there's a reason it's not easily findable.#there's a reason you won't see many people discussing it. the situation. or them.#i know its in our nature. especially as phannies. to be curious. so you'll want to go looking. don't. it won't be worth your time.#cause there's less pieces around than you'll want. and the answer isn't very exciting.#sometimes all the info you need is in the question you ask: they just did.#i am more than happy to talk about literally almost anything else. as are other people.#although i think i'm well within my rights to be sounding stand-offish when *thats* your first question as a newbie#if it's genuine and innocent then my apologies. but it smells like a fish.#dnp#c.text#answered
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