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"strap cant get someone pregnant" clearly your will doesn't match your conviction. persevere
#hey I���m just saying#that if a shovel can get Dracula pregnant#every thing is possible#source: my interpretation of the novel and talia schaffer’s essay#it could be queue
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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
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me reading smut and calculating in my head the positions the characters are in
#chat when I was younger#every time I got confused by what they were doing I would have my Barbies act it out#I think it was when I was 13-15#I don’t have those barbies anymore but sometimes I wish I did I fear I still get confused#memes#it could be queue
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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:
Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016
Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.
You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.
Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.
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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
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i cant stop saying "grisp it"
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#me when my body always be telling me to write dracula fanfic#i will be doing anything and my brain will start seward monologuing#like what am i supposed to do NOT write fic?#it's cooked#it could be queue
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Speak your mind
Inspired by @perfectflowerdestiny's prompt and the Princess Mononoke scene <3
#holy shit#this is perfect brb screaming crying throwing up#back on my harkula bs again ig#harkula#fanart#not my art#fuckin beautiful shit omg the gasp I gasped#I cannot#chewing on this like a rabid dog thx#it could be queue
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
#me when i got something due at the beginning of next month#but it doesn't show up on my to-do list bc it's 'next month'#and out of sight out of mind means that december is so far (like what. two weeks?)#unreal
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Currently thinking about how little of a break Dr. Seward gets from Van Helsing the whole novel like we all know that VH is 1) a kind empathetic man 2) an absolute freak but bc one comes before two he tries to restrain himself around other people. Like when he makes his little joke about how Dracula has indigestion and Mina and Jonathan are both like !!!Dude!!!!! he apologizes immediately and profusely. When Arthur makes his comment about how he and Lucy were married bc of the blood transfusion VH very deliberately waits until Arthur leaves to burst into a fit of hysterics bc he knew it would cause harm. With Seward you can just tell that he's like "oh good Jack knows about my bullshit, don't have to be normal around him" and so that's why he bursts in like "get in loser we're chopping off the head from Lucy's corpse" that's why he's like "Jack! Lol if a blood transfusion is a marriage then Lucy was a busy little bee before she died horribly hahaha" he shows the rest of the polycule his Facebook and Dr. Seward only his Tumblr.
Like Van Helsing thinks it's like this
When for Dr. Seward it's like
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reblog with a book that you have read this year and would like to suggest 📚📖📗📑📔🍵☕
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Music Tag Game
thx for the tags, @justabigoldnerd & @yallwildinrn!💕
Rules: shuffle your repeat playlist (I used Spotify's On Repeat) and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people
Prince Ali - Jonathan Young
august - Taylor Swift
Slide It In - Whitesnake
The Lumberjack - Jackyl
Paint It Black (metal version) - Leo
Imposters (Little By Little) - The Fratellis
He’s Gonna Step On You Again - Def Leppard
Hot for Teacher - Van Halen
Was Ist Hier Los? - Eisbrecher
Gunpowder & Lead - Miranda Lambert
no pressure tagging @heytheredeann, @prettyboynapoleonsolo, @falling-into-peril, @cha-melodius
@pippinoftheshire, @imsorryimlate, @im-a-bit-of-a-fire-hazard, and anyone else who'd like to do this!💕
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not to be that guy but have you considered
#I showed my ta my helward playlist and he was like omg is that august by Taylor swift why did you put that one in there#NOW CHAT who was gonna tell me my ta is a swiftie#BUT I DIGRESS#bc I explained and he was like oh yeah he did I see it#chat he sees the vision I will make a helward shipper out of him I just know it#Seward is already his second favorite character (behind Jonathan ofc) so like#I got this#it could be queue
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jack seward type of guy
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starting a collection. please add on
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