#and she would win obviously

[skateboardtotheheart]

there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane

[umblrspectrum]

being grounded from devices means nothing when you have a robot boyfriend

[fazcinatingblog]

hard quiz needs to do other crossover with ABC shows

like the newsreader

or, to keep with the theme of defunct* shows, rosehaven

[aardvaark]

the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

[thebestusernamepossible]

I think a really underrated character duo in gravity falls is Dipper and Stan. Like one, I think they are way more similar than people give them credit for. Like Dipper is definitely the one who feels like the ‘inferior’ twin (internally on his part), something reflected in Stan. Also Dipper is generally pretty cunning and willing to throw punches in a Stan-way, you can see Stan rubbing off on him as the show progresses. Dipper in the Stan costume, and that one scene where Stan and Dipper both cross their fingers at the same time for the same promise, both live in my head rent free. In my heart of hearts I think Dipper picks up a bit of Stans con-man tricks in the future (and Mabel goes on some bonding missions w/ Ford, but this post isn’t abt them). Also I just want to say I bet Dipper reminded Stan of a young Ford and that informed some of their early dynamic. Anyway bye just needed this brainworm out

[sorryiwasasleep]

[enbysiriusblack]

once dorcas and marlene start dating, they make a pact to not talk about quidditch at all for a month leading up to gryffindor vs slytherin quidditch matches in case they reveal tactics, training, or players strengths and weaknessss.

james would show up after every date and pester marlene to make sure she didn't reveal anything that might give slytherin an advantage. same thing happening when james and regulus get together but lily knows both teams tactics cause she helped them both with it, she promises not to tell each other's tactics though

[tommygettingwrittenoff]

hen winning the buddie betting pool is the easy choice, but bobby winning is the right choice. hr red flags aside, it would allow for a parallel to 2x01. buck could ask, "you okay with this?" "well, i did technically hire him to be your partner. i don't have any doubts you two will be great life partners as well."

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

Why do you hate Alexander Hamilton so much? The guy lived and died before you were even born dude. He isn’t going to come alive and bite you XD

No, his actions just persist in the policies that my home nation was founded upon.

[pushing500]

Uh oh

Get fucked Curly. I told you Ecthuctu wouldn't approve of your converting Buckeye.

"Make sure he gets proper treatment" Um, no sir, he relinquished the right to proper care the moment he tried to kill a child. That shit's getting amputated.

Oh noooo I'm so sad. It's so tragic that the T'au aren't good with blades; who could have foreseen this outcome??

Also, out of curiosity...

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[neoluca]

jazzy

[catfacedcat]

random stuffs from last night idk whar i was doing

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

I was rewatching The Stone Forest and I really like to think that Hilda had to pass by the Bell Keeper’s outpost on her way out of the city limits. I like to think that idiot looked at what was happening, shrugged, and said ‘eh, she’s the scariest thing out there’

[wewerebornsextuplets]

thinking about the kiru and kara dynamic again. in particular karas view of her is very amusing to me

[moonchild-in-blue]

vessel sleep token the first belly dancer

*runs away*

Come back 🥺 You're cooking 🥺

I wanna give him those cute belly dancer waist scarfs with the clinking coins 🥺✨

[beldaroot]

challengers spoilers ahead

honestly the craziest moment of the film for me was when tashi went to patrick to ask him to concede the challenger match to art. you could say she was just horny for sex bc she didn't get it with art when he instead asked her to hold him to sleep in the hotel room. but for me, it's the fact that she called patrick and went into his car practically knowing that he would agree to lose the match. and it's why patrick gets so mad at her for asking him to bc it is worse than just sleeping with him. bc cheating is a betrayal they're already used to but this request from her confirms to him that she's also wrapped around art's finger just like he's been for years, even if it for different reasons: tashi wants art to win since she lives vicariously through his tennis career and can't lose him while patrick will let art win bc he loves him and her and will sacrifice his success and happiness for theirs. and that's why tashi wanted patrick to say why he was willing to concede; she knows patrick has been in love with art from the moment she met them and now she needs him to finally admit it out loud.