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skateboardtotheheart · 6 months ago

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there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane

#like YES i know there is obviously so much more history between the boys than edwin and the cat king #and for everyone who's like “well how would the cat king have gotten to hell”#yall charles got LUCKY that the night nurse was there to open a door for him #you can bet your ass that if she hadn't been there he still would've figured out how to get there no matter what it took #but the cat king calling himself a romantic because he'll wait vs charles GOING TO HELL TO GET HIM BACK????#absolutely insane #i cannot handle these two #like i can vibe with the cat king #but charles x edwin for the WIN #obviously the circumstances between the characters are a lot different #but to me that changes absolutely nothing about the fact that charles who only thinks of edwin as a friend would do literally anything #vs the cat king who claims to have fallen for edwin doing literally nothing and just sulking about it #i don't even care if you dont ship charles and edwin #the love they have for each other will forever outweigh anything else #(ps if you ship catwin you simply do not need to interact with this post. you will not change my mind)#(you do not have to interact with posts you don't agree with)#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #charles rowland #edwin payne #the cat king #painland #payneland #dbd netflix

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umblrspectrum · 7 months ago

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being grounded from devices means nothing when you have a robot boyfriend

#i think im getting better with different angles #its obviously not perfect but this is like 1 of 3 times i've ever drawn a character at this angle #n was unreasonably hard to get right here but uhmm i figured it out hopefully #she IS winning. gamer pro #real talk. n would be cracked at fps games. he's been living like one for at least a couple years #he also sits in the tism way. it just feels right i think #dont ask how uzi's playing on that controller she doesnt know either #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n

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fazcinatingblog · 2 years ago

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hard quiz needs to do other crossover with ABC shows

like the newsreader

or, to keep with the theme of defunct* shows, rosehaven

#*is mad as hell coming back????? is shaun leaving the show or is the show ending?#no but i say rosehaven because could you imagine david quirk on the show #he'd be so good #his topic would just be like 'anything and everything'#'aunty donna party quirks'#his topic would be something really abstract though #and celia and luke...no wait i think celia has been on it before #and then either daniel's mum or ainsley/grace as the fourth contestant #ainsley/grace would have an expert topic of medicine #luke would choose real estate #oh no sorry luke would have to do economics #i mean this is all great content for a fanfic #i've already written one fic featuring hard quiz ((((mihocek))))#don't think that i won't write another #or do fisk #kitty flanagan would have a topic like junk food #and she would win obviously #aaron chen would do like video games or apple crumble or tax accounting idk what's he into #marty.... dunno what he likes besides beer - but he's on radio so it's hard to know whether that's just a persona given to him or real #julia zemiro would have to do like mediation - no that's the wrong word #whatever it is that she does in fisk season 2

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aardvaark · 4 months ago

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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

#leverage #nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve #he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him #parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff #but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank #sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties #which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be #manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties #she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i #manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard #so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu #goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting

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thebestusernamepossible · 3 months ago

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I think a really underrated character duo in gravity falls is Dipper and Stan. Like one, I think they are way more similar than people give them credit for. Like Dipper is definitely the one who feels like the ‘inferior’ twin (internally on his part), something reflected in Stan. Also Dipper is generally pretty cunning and willing to throw punches in a Stan-way, you can see Stan rubbing off on him as the show progresses. Dipper in the Stan costume, and that one scene where Stan and Dipper both cross their fingers at the same time for the same promise, both live in my head rent free. In my heart of hearts I think Dipper picks up a bit of Stans con-man tricks in the future (and Mabel goes on some bonding missions w/ Ford, but this post isn’t abt them). Also I just want to say I bet Dipper reminded Stan of a young Ford and that informed some of their early dynamic. Anyway bye just needed this brainworm out

#gravity falls #dipper pines #Stan pines #stanley pines #That one scene in Dreascapers where Stan talks abt how he sees himself in Dipper and that’s why he’s hard on him?#yeah #look the twins can obviously be put into their easy Mabel-Stan Dipper-Ford parallels #BUT I think it’s interesting to do it teh other way too #because Mabel and Ford are the weird twins of their pairs!!! they’re the outcasts who get picked on for being strange!#Also while I don’t think Mabel is Selfish (I love Mabel) she can be a little self-centered which is a good parallel to Ford who #is also kinda self centered #again I say this with love- Mabel did nothing wrong #similarly- Dipper can be mapped to the ‘Screw up twin’ (in his mind) the way Stan can #Dipper is a nerd but he’s not a super-genius like Ford was- so next to mabel he feels inferior #(I feel like he said something like this somewhere? the journal?)#anyway Stan is the same way #Also the way Dipper would fuck anyone up for hurting his family- even going as far to THREATEN bill in BOB #Tbf mabel does this too but it’s way less serious #anyway have this #gravity falls dipper #gravity falls stanley #wait I’m not over this actually #Mabel getting tricked by Bill pretending to be someone she trusted can be a Ford paralell actually #you know how bill sees himself in Ford despite the fact he’s WAYYY more like Stan??? that but mabel the opposite way. do you see the vision?#also the fact the two pines bill hates are Dipper and Stan. I win again #THE BILL-MABEL-FORD PARALELLE BUBBLE MIGHT NEED ITS OWN POST BC I HAVE THOUGHTS

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uwuinhell · 9 days ago

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So I was looking at some story prompts and I saw this and my brain went "...what if that was an ISAT au..."

#obviously this would revolve around the King #and it'd be an au where he wins/his spell succeeds and likely ends up freezing the whole planet maybe instead of just voguard??#just ideas rn. input is enjoyed <3 #in stars and time #isat #isat au #isat king #OH SHIT i was trying to think of Who could possibly be the other person and. MIRABELLE. she's literally immunee 😭😭#what if all of the party members were frozen by the time she got to them/where she'd meet them 😭

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captainfairygodmother · 8 days ago

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CANARY CURSE BROKEN (AGAIN)

COAL MINERS CURSE BROKEN

WHAT A DAY TO BE ON TRAFFICBLR

#trafficblr #life series #wild life #mumbo jumbo #solidaritygaming #jimmy will be next out im calling it #though pearl is getting pretty close...#as the resident joel pov main i obviously want joel or gem to win (especially joel my guy deserves it by now)#BUT i would love to see tim (unlikely) take the win or a lizzie win given she's got the most lives

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tippenfunkaport · 29 days ago

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SPOP Goofy Movie AU

Glimmer wants to spend the summer before senior year sightseeing in CA and going to the big Powerline concert, a last hurrah before she's locked into the responsibilities of college applications and the plan her mother has for the rest of her life.

Angella sees it as the perfect chance for her daughter to get a head-start on her future and for the two to repair their strained relationship by taking a road trip to visit all the best universities, networking with important contacts along the way.

But Glimmer wants to stand out (above the crowd) and her mom's being so cringe! They clash over her hair, her clothes and the person they each want Glimmer to become (and the person Angella used to be).

Will this trip be the thing that wrecks their relationship for good or will they finally learn to see I2I?

For Sheratober prompt: Embarrassing

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sorryiwasasleep · 2 months ago

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#and thats all i have to say about the debate #fuck them for not letting the Greens and Libertarians on the stage #and fuck anyone who is being all ‘girlboss!’ about Kamala because she is endorsing and approving funding a genocide #Trump is obviously the worse option #but that doesnt make her a good one and I need everyone to fucking remember that #I implore everyone to look into #vote pact #(vote pact is a strategy wherein a would-be-Harris voter pairs with a would-be-Trump voter to BOTH vote third party)#but i am also not naive enough to believe a third party could actually win #and I do not control how you vote #which is the whole point #no one should #and all options should be presented fairly and equally but they ARENT #So do what you will #And remember #our voting system is broken #abolish the electoral college #fuck the electoral college #ranked choice voting #ranked choice voting PLEASE #us politics #2024 election #2024 debate #presidential debate #american politics #america #usa politics #vote #the right to vote

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enbysiriusblack · 2 years ago

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once dorcas and marlene start dating, they make a pact to not talk about quidditch at all for a month leading up to gryffindor vs slytherin quidditch matches in case they reveal tactics, training, or players strengths and weaknessss.

james would show up after every date and pester marlene to make sure she didn't reveal anything that might give slytherin an advantage. same thing happening when james and regulus get together but lily knows both teams tactics cause she helped them both with it, she promises not to tell each other's tactics though

#quidditch captain dorcas and quidditch captain james still having a rivalry but just through quidditch #so they'll stare at each other across the hall just before matches and stuff #while marlene and regulus obviously want their team to win but don't care nearly as much #marlene makes broomsticks so she makes one for dorcas and james is so betrayed by it cause he thinks it'll make dorcas even better #but then marlene makes ones for the entire gryffindor team and he gets over it #if marlene didn't die she would so be the best broommaker and be pretty famous for it (like ollivander with wands)#marauders era #marauders #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #dorlene #james potter #regulus black #lily evans #jegulily #jegulus

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tommygotwrittenoff · 3 months ago

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hen winning the buddie betting pool is the easy choice, but bobby winning is the right choice. hr red flags aside, it would allow for a parallel to 2x01. buck could ask, "you okay with this?" "well, i did technically hire him to be your partner. i don't have any doubts you two will be great life partners as well."

#maybe they were caught kissing behind the firetruck or they just tell the 118 halfway through a slow shift #hen was off by like a week or two #shes obviously kinda pissed #“seriously? youve been dancing around each other for 6 years and you couldnt wait just 1 more week?? your mustache ruined this edmundo.”#chim would just kinda be in surprise like #“i threw 20 bucks in just as a crapshoot because i never thought youd get your heads out of your asses.”#ravi is confused but happy because “i dont understand why you got divorced originally but im glad you found your way back to eachother.”#anyway so bobby wins and is smug as hell when he asks everyone to pay up #eddie gets a little cagey because “how long were you guys betting on this?? its kinda fucked up to speculate about someones sexuality.”#“okay maybe but we were right so...”#and another member of the 118 overhears them and is like wtf should i report this to hr but then sees its the firefam and is like #eh okay maybe not thats kinda what they do ig

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shitpostingfromthebarricade · 11 months ago

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Why do you hate Alexander Hamilton so much? The guy lived and died before you were even born dude. He isn’t going to come alive and bite you XD

No, his actions just persist in the policies that my home nation was founded upon.

#guy was a warmongerer and also wanted Washington to basically play king #his politics were conservative and he offered to buy enslaved persons for his wife if she wanted #so he's not the abolitionist hero some like to paint him as #and Burr only challenged Alexander to a duel after MANY YEARS of Alex undermining his political ambitions #and trying to undermine voting results (intentionally party-splitting to get the other to win) so obviously once that George III knew #this is without getting into the adultery #look the musical fucked I can't deny that even after LMM's personal issues and the fandom that was born of it #and bi rights or whatever #(I am bi)#but as a person he objectively sucked #and I am allowed to have opinions on people fictional and dead even if they are no longer capable of actively directly influencing Now #PARTICULARLY when it's someone whose actions Have Indeed influenced modern history #his face is on the $10 ffs THAT'S how influential he was #not just with the formation of the modern banks but in general #tbh replace Alexander Hamilton instead of Andrew Jackson with Harriet Tubman #bc Jackson HATED the banks and Hamilton would HATE having his legacy diminished #if we're replacing Jackson we should replace him with Crazy Horse or another historically significant indigenous person #answers and shitposts #personal

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catfacedcat · 4 months ago

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random stuffs from last night idk whar i was doing

#sugar and sans both start with s… suspicious #woopa and star best friends ^_^ (would never happen)#I feel like star wouldnt hate her but obviously he’d be pissed at her because she does still do ‘crimes’ (pranks that can get out of hand)#not even influenced by wonder she just has always done stuff like that #they hate to see a 4 year old bubblegum slime thing winning #brighteye there at the bottom too they r so silly to me /pos #especially because of their height difference LMFAOOO peepers is short as fuck #2’2 boyfriend… yeah lets hit him with bricks #hes as tall as a brick

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coquelicoq · 8 days ago

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i can't believe there's a multi-episode arc in the middle of kill me love me where the main characters just hide out in a bucolic village playing happy families. this is not gonna end well

#meanwhile the puppy dog foreign prince is having a whole villain backstory happen in the other kingdom #he's finally becoming interesting but every time i see him i'm like well i would like to go back to the fake married couple shenanigans #let's go back to that #also i kinda like the crown prince? he's obviously terrible but he's so into the general lady and like idk. so far very respectful of her #he's trying very hard to win her over but other than his standard amount of manipulation he's not actually manipulating her #like yeah he's lying about her crush being dead but i can't really hold that against him. he's lying about that for other reasons #(the other reasons being he really wants to kill him as part of the whole power struggle for the throne thing. standard shit)#he's no prince yu of nirvana in fire but i'm kinda rooting for him with general lady. even though like. that would be a disaster for her #because he is very much a baddie and he is not going to end well #and when she finds out prince jing isn't dead and the crown prince tried to kill him she's gonna have a real bad time #kill me love me #my posts

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pushing500 · 7 months ago

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Uh oh

Get fucked Curly. I told you Ecthuctu wouldn't approve of your converting Buckeye.

"Make sure he gets proper treatment" Um, no sir, he relinquished the right to proper care the moment he tried to kill a child. That shit's getting amputated.

Oh noooo I'm so sad. It's so tragic that the T'au aren't good with blades; who could have foreseen this outcome??

Also, out of curiosity...

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neoluca · 7 months ago

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jazzy

#neopets #neotag #neolodge #my art #my oc #my pets #lewis #cyvny #kyohvu #they are absolutely doing a jazz cover of some video game music i just know it #also i wanted to give it like school concert vibes #did you guys have those #we had like several every year #i remember always liking the jazz band's pieces but also thinking they went on like. way too long #also im literally just now realizing lewis' collar doesnt make any sense. oh well zzzz #after this they went to wendy's and got two four for four deals and split them #and got in a fight over whether lord kass could beat jhudora 1v1 #kyohvu said OBVI kass would win #lewis insisted nuh uh jhudora is obviously way more powerful #kyohvu said uhhh well if jhudoras so fuckin powerful then why does she need me to go get her damn illusen lunch boxes all the time #cyvny is like eyes emoji eating his fries and wondering if theyre all going to kiss later #(they will)

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