#and perfection

[sigurism]

Mad Sweeney & Shadow Moon American Gods The Bone Orchard 1.01

[boneopera]

i don't fucking want a shiny pretty conventionally attracted mall goth Sweeney Todd I want him to be dirty strung out and scary

[lunanight2012]

This makes me laugh so much. Just zoro being pissed because Sanji WOULD come back to his senses just from seeing Zoro's tiddies xD and Sanji is all like "wtf just happened? Why is my nose bleeding again?" And its just *chefs kiss* perfect!

How to get your brainwashed husband back - a tutorial by Roronoa Zoro:

Exhibit A:

Tiddies

Aka I got tired of crying over zosan angst

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[criesincomicsans]

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

[sunnylolli]

Something, something, what if it all went really wrong and they were forced to speed-run the brotherly bonding

[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

[cheesecakeai1]

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[freakmodesworld]

[treeembrace]

I'm sure many people have already shared this here, but I think it's important that people here on Tumblr need to see this.

"I disagree with Kamala's position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" by US Senator Bernie Sanders

[scurvyboy]

they would get along i think