#and ozzie too. sweety

[diagonal-queen]

okay i need someone to talk to about s2 ep7 of helluva boss. someone talk to me about it. i need therapy. therapy about being a fizz kinnie this whole time and i just never knew? about how i almost vomited of joy from fizz and ozzie just bein themselves? how mammon had an aussie accent and there wasn't one dumb fuckin demeaning joke about that? how he's legit an actual fucking genuinely hateable villain?? how ozzie defended fizz (physically and emotionally) in that last fucking scene? how it portrayed the complexities of a deeply financially and psychologically abusive relationship from both an outside and the victim's perspective? how it portrayed anxiety and mental health in general? how fizzarolli?? how fizzarolli just existed?? how fizz and ozzie are so cute and the best? HOW THEY FINALLY FUCKING KISSED UMM ?}???/??? FIZZAROLLI??????? ALL THE CLOWNS???? THE SOUNDTRACK?????????????? IM A CLOOOOWN BITCH

[alientee]

brb imagining ozzie with a chubby girl

He loves all your curves. Every.Single.One. He doesn’t tolerate body shaming. Not from anyone else and especially not yourself anytime you’re having doubts about your body, he’s tying you up until he has you crying and exhausted promising to never talk down on yourself again (enough said)

He listens to your cry’s and whimpers as fat tears run down your pretty face. You beg him to stop the punishment but until he’s satisfied he won’t let up.

“Let me hear you say it pretty girl. Don’t want your punishment to last longer do you” you stutter out the words you know he wants to hear, your at your limit. “I’m beautiful and perfect just the way I am” “that’s my good girl”

Now you know he’s smacking your ass every chance he gets. Don’t you bend over don’t let him catch you working out or seeing you reach for something. He’s going in for the kill. He’s the sin of lust he can’t help it. Literally gaslights you “well baby if you weren’t so sexy I could keep my hands off ya.” “So you got thick thighs and a fat ass and I’m not supposed to grab it? You see how crazy that sounds babe.”

You bend over getting the food out of the oven knowing Oz would be home soon from work. You suddenly feel a sting on your ass. “Ouch!” You turn around to glare at the culprit. “Dammit Ozzie! I was pulling something out the oven.” “I’m sorry baby couldn’t help it. You know whenever I see you bent over it’s all fair game. Wanna smack my ass back?”

Literally uses you as a body pillow. He doesn’t care if he’s bigger. When he’s coming home from a long day at work he pulls you close to him and falls right on top of you. Loves motor boating your tummy even if you find it embarrassing. Kisses every part of your body he can reach. Likes you to sleep fully naked so he can fall asleep on your breast.

Do not wear a sexy outfit around this man….. for your own safety don’t. You will not be able to move tomorrow.

Asmodeus comes home tired from all the paperwork and meetings he had to deal with. He walking into the bedroom seeing you in a latex body suit with stockings gloves and a collar. You blush trying to hide in the closet. “It was supposed to be a surprise!”

“Sweetie come out here”

“No! It’s embarrassing”

“Would you rather wear it at Ozzie’s tonight?”

You come out the closet a pout evident on your face. Asmodeus chuckles at your behavior. “guess I gotta fuck the attitude out of you huh” After it’s all said and done he’s cuddling you close leaving kisses all over your face. Making sure he wasn’t too rough with you. “Your gorgeous you know that” you giggle in return “you never let me forget it Ozzie” He pulls you closer to his chest rubbing your hips. “And I never will sugar, now you ready for round 2?”

He’s basically the same Ozzie we all know and love, he’s just more grabby than usual.

His nicknames for you are chubby bunny, bun-bun, sugar.

[helluvaboss666999]

(oc! Fizz and Ozzie's adopted daughter) missy x platonic yanderes

LOONA is a overprotective yandere

Legit will kick anyone's ass over missy

Oh sweetie you got bullied at school? Don't worry I'll talk to them.

She ripped their eyes out and shoved them down their throats-

Someone shit talked you? Dead

Someone insulted you? Dead

She often raps her tail around you to comfort you

Blitzo is a chill yandere

Literally takes you everywhere fizz says you can't go

Horror movies,trash food, literally everything

He wants you to happy above anything else and doesn't care what he has to do to make sure it happens

Charlie and vaggies are worriesome yanderes

They often invite you to come visit the hotel

You have three different rooms but all connect to theirs

Vaggie has a hard time letting you around angel dust or alaster but eventually let's up a little when she sees they can protect you too

They simply can't stand the thought of you getting hurt.

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There will be a part two to this,and my apologies for being so bad with posting rn. Requests are currently closed until I catch up but will be reopened soon:) I hope you enjoy:)

[hellaversity]

GHOSTFUCKERS IS OUT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

And here are my thoughts.

I was NOT expecting Ghostfuckers to be an actual in-universe show about fucking ghosts, holy shit. Bethany Ghostfucker/Bathinee Goztfukr is an actual fictional character in the Hellaverse.

Blitzø mentioning he was never technically in a relationship with Stolas and they never will be was so sad. You'll get there, sweety... 😟

I did NOT need to see an old fat man in his underwear 🤢🤮

So Verosika's crew are still working in the same building as I.M.P. despite the whole parking space melodrama? I thought they would've chosen their own work place by now.

I'm glad Blitzø and Millie's relationship is expanded on in this episode. We finally got to see how they met and how Blitzø impacted Millie's life. I love the pep talk she gave him, which is something he really needed after taking one too many Ls this whole season. Overall, Blitzø and Millie's friendship is so underrated and I need more of it! 😭

For that matter, I also love Millie's character being explored more since Hell's Belles set the standard. The speech about how Millie feels like she's only good for killing and brute strength, but Blitzø made her feel appreciated outside of that. I hope the trend of Millie-focused content giving her more characterization other than being Moxxie's badass wife continues.

That scene of Blitzø hallucinating a bunch of deformed Millie clones talking shit about him scared the hell out of me.

That balding ghost guy was being super rapey with Blitzø, eugh.

I liked Moxxie and Loona's scenes, they were funny and it was nice seeing them not being extremely hostile to each other for once.

As much as I love Millie in this episode, it annoyed me a bit when she asked if Blitzø wasn't gonna stalk her and Moxxie anymore. He hasn't done that since Ozzie's!

I loved finally seeing Tilla on-screen in person for the first time.

That final fight scene between Millie and possesed!Blitzø was EPIC!

Since when did Vivian Nixon become Vivan Nixon Williams?

To top it all off this episode is amazing, easily one of my favorites. I take back what I said about Apology Tour, (I liked that episode a lot less ever since Blitzø antis started using it "prove" Blitzø is always the only one in the wrong) THIS is one of my top 5 now. Top tier. I love Ghostfuckers so much.

Last but not least :

🥵❤️‍🔥🍑

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Ch. 5: Radio Killed the Video Star

The next day at Hazbin Hotel-

Charlie Is pacing back and forth in panic mode with Keekee walking alongside her owner.

"Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?!" Charlie starts to panic, "And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!"

Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down, "Yes. We will."

"This is nothing more than a minor set back." Yn added as she rubs her head, calming her down.

"Oh, please, ya had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now..." Angel Dust's phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as 'fucking bitch', "Ain't no silver lining this time toots."

"Angel...Come on.. There's always a bright side!" Yn smiled as her phone vibrated with panickeing messages from IMP. "There's..always hope."

The messages on Yn's phone:

Blitz❤️: "Lovey, have you heard to news!?!"

M&M: "Sweety are you okay?! me and Moxxie have been trying to contact you?!"

Tweety Bird👑🪶💙: "Yn when will you come and visit me?, I've been feeling lonely here~"

Big Daddy Ozzie: "Yn by any chance have you seen Felix's favorite earrings?"

+15 More Messages Etc.

"Yn is right! We just...have to look a little harder for it!" Charlie smiled widely.

"Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts." Angel waves his phone in their faces, "People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District."

He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.

"Err, what is a. Donkey Show?" Charlie question.

Angel panics and retreats the phone back, "Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit." Angel Dust laughs nervously.

"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate." Vaggie stated.

"Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?" Yn smirked.

Charlie gasps, "This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!" Charlie squeals.

"Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?" Angel Dust waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.

"Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep..." Yn texted on her phone as she smirked.

Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in a fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall.

"What the what?!" Yn shouted.

Outside the hotel Sir Pentious him and his Egg Boiz zeppelin armed for battle.

"Show yourself Alasssstor." Pentious slithers.

"Come and face..." Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.

"Oh there you are. Face my wrath!" Pentious exclaims.

Alastor sips his tea, "Who are you?"

"Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!" Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Yn, Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.

"Inventor, architect of destruction, villain extraordinaire!" Pentious smirked.

"Ooh you tell 'em boss." The eggs bois cheered on.

Niffty appears on Yn's right shoulder, clearly starstruck, "Ooooooh, he's a bad boy.." Niffty smirks.

Yn pats Niffty's head as Niffty smiles widely and seems so free.

"Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you." Alastor crossed his arms.

"I attacked you literally last week." Pentious blankly stated.

Alastor cocks his head, "We've done battle, like... 20 times...once while you were on a date with-" Pentious looked at Yn as his whole demeanor changed, "HI QUEENIE!!!!" Yn wave back.

Charlie and Vaggie looked at her with a confused expression and then change their expression again looking back at Pentious.

"Well, you must have been really bad at this." Alastor noted as his blood slowly boiled due to how Pentious was speaking to Yn.

Sir Pentious' went back to his usual demeanor, "Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal."

Niffty picked up from Yn's shoulder, "Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?"

"Oh, nobody important." Alastor smirks. Yn nodded her head in agreement.

Vee's Headquarters-

A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.

"New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!"

Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.

"This week's episode of "Teah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertarment!"

A tv demon starts tapping his fingers in a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism. Vox had a ring around his left ring finger, it had both a sun and moon engraved on it.

"Muhahaha! Now that's good television!" Vox laughed as he heard his phone ding, he checked it as he groaned.

Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox puts his phone down. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.

"Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?" Vox crossed his legs.

<Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!> Velvette exclaimed.

Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it, "Whatever could be the problem, my dear?".

<Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and...> Velvette pauses.

Off-screen we see several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing. "FUCKING BITCH!"

<Just get your ass here! NOW! Damn it Valentino!> Velvette yelled.

The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up, sighing, fixing up his bowtie. He quickly texted on his phone before shoving the phone into his pocket.

"Oh god. Here I go, Valentino. Just another fucking day with Val." Vox walked to a platform with a forced smile, "Hey hey hey. Fuck my life." Vox had a dead expression as the platform raised up.

An elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying trust us!', before opening to reveal a frowning Vox sighing, and putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.

"Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?" A reporter asked.

"When is Yn coming back on the program? People miss her fashion show & competitions!" Another reporter asked.

"My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce..." Vox ignored the second question, answering the first.

The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading.

"VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety." Vox forced a smile.

Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers. Vox's manager quickly rushed up to Vox.

"Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?" The Manager asked in a soft voice.

"30 seconds ago." Vox speaks in a strained voice as he walks off, "Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs." Vox noted.

He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.

Velvette's Studio-

The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her.

"Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! Burn it like the witches who wore it!" Velvette groaned, "UGH I miss babycakes.. She was the best fucking designer I ever had." Velvette rolled her eyes.

As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her, "Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot headed friend now.?" Vox looked around.

"Up in his room, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!" Velvette noted.

Vox sighs, "And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?"

"Who knows?! But he tore up my second best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!" Velvette yells.

Melissa gets onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit one after another until she spots the one she wants. "No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww." Velvette gasps, "Yes! That's the one."

"Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here." Vox noted.

"Of course, I do! Fuck you!" Velvette flips him off, "Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!" Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters.

He finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes.

"Fucking FINALLY!" Val throws his drink, "Kitty! Another drink!" The Robo Fizzie next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and reappears with the drink.

"Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!" As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.

"Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?" Vox questioned, crossing his arms.

Valentino gets up, "Fucking Angel Dust!” He walks up to Vox, "Who the hell else would I be talking about?!.." Val walks past him, "..fucking SLUT walked out on me!" He turns to Vox, "ME! I fucking made him!" Vox walks a little way away, "Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes."

"Oh! Angel quit?" Vox sounded surprised.

"NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse!" Val takes Vox's phone, "He MOVED!!!"

As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half. Vox seemed pissed about that, that being his only communication to his girl.

"He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!?!?!?!" Val walks to the closet, "He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's BIMBO daughter!"

"Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter?.." Vox paused and smirked.

"YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno. Something manish like that, she's got this hotel and..." Val stopped.

As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.

"Which of these makes me look sexier?" Val turns to the closet. (The pink one obviously)

"Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there." As Vox speaks, his left eye starts its hypnotizing spell, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.

"That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone *except Yn* in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!" Val starts.

Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.

Vox's voice was distorted, "VAL..." He calms down, "Hehe. Think about it." Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking one of his guns, "Our brand is... perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will... do for our image?"

"Um....fuck it up?" Val replied.

"Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?" Vox questioned.

"No!" Val exclaimed.

"Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO.. you should.." Vox waited for Val to get it.

"Do nothing?" Val questioned.

Vox smirked, "Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the.." He pinches Val's cheek on his face, "Big bucks."

"Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone." Val whined.

As he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.

"Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month." Vox walks to TVs.

"Ohh, you know me too well." Val chuckles and blows smoke, "Ya know.... Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa..." Val smirked.

"Oh? Who else is there? Someone who, owes you money?" Vox smirked.

Valentino chuckles, "Someone who owes us much more than money and someone very dear to us... the Radio Demon and babycakes is there..." Val smirked.

Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appearing on the left side of his lower lip.

Vox's voice was distorted, "What did you just say?"

"You heard me." Val smirked.

"Alastor.." Vox walks to Val, "came back..and he is with Lucifer's..." Vox glitches, "..daughter and and not only that, but he's with our Yn? And that wasn't the..." He grabs Val by the collar, "FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!!"

Valentino frees himself from grip, "Hey! killing Alastor is your kink and Yn existence is all of our kink."

As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyer scope.

From Drone POV-

Yn chuckles softly and Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing as he hears Pentious screaming.

"Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!" Pentious cries.

"Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough." Charlie noted.

"Nah. He's got a few more hits in him." Angel added. As much as it was entertaining, Yn whispered in Alastor ear, "I think he's had enough Al." He looks at her than back to Sir Pentious who falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.

"Thanks for another forgettable experience." Alastor smirked.

An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.

"Thank you... for letting your guard down!" Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit, "Haha! Yah! Oh, shit..." Pentious' eyes widened.

"That was a mistake little snake~" Yn warned. Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappeared from sight.

"Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Would you care to join me my dear Yn?" Alastor asked extended his hand to her.

"Of course and maybe we can get some tea." Yn takes his hand, "Best of luck, chums." Alastor waved. as he holds Yn's hand.

"Wait, you're LEAVING?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job." Vaggie yelled.

Angel Dust gestures to the hole on the wall, "We need a wall."

Alastor sighed, "Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!" With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes an interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.

Angel Dust giggles, "Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant...tool."

The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.

"See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family while fucking Yn in front of them! Vox?" Val slams his fist on the table, "VOX!?"

Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static. He glitched rapidly at seeing Yn with Alastor.

Vox glitches, "That FUCKER is back! AND HE'S WITH YN?!"

Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him, "Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!"

"It's been 7 years!" Vox clenched his fist.

Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.

"You still pissed that she almost beat you and "took" Yn from us that time?" Val smirked.

Vox grumbled, "Uh, FUCK YOU."

"Just saying." Val walks around him.

"Things have changed a lot since he left town!" Vox clenched his fist, "THAT'S for sure." Val smirked.

"I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!" Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background.

Vox grins as he marches to his chair.

"~Welcome home! I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone!~" As Vox sang, electricity courses through his arm as he sat down, and turns to face the numerous screens.

"~Say hello to a new status quo.~" Vox presses a button, and cords latch themselves to the plug-ins on the back of his head, connecting himself with the tv networks. "~Everyone knows that there's a brand, new daren, turn the TV ON!~"

"Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two..." The director counted down.

Chorus: "Welcome to the Show!"

"~Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain had-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence.~" Vox had a horrible drawing of Alastor as he snapped to be on a night-late tv show with himself.

"~Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? More on tonight's program. So, the Radio Demon is back in town! Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well, handily, I've got good news!~" Vox appeared in front of a red curtain now.

"~He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile~" Vox now appeared on multiple TV's and each dressed like a gospel choir. With the words 'Obey N' Pray'.

"~But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible! Stop giving him the time of day! Don't listen to a word he'd say. Hope he had a nice vacay! But he should have stayed away!~"

While Alastor finishes getting his coat tailored. He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. Yn noticed as well as she frowned a bit, Alastor noticing this. He smiles and walks away with an idea, pulling Yn along. as Vox continues singing.

"~While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! *pulls out a deer head* And now his medium is getting bloody rare! Hell's been better since he split. Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!~"

Guts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from the Hazbin Hotel as he puts YN on his lap.

"~Salutations! Good to be back on the air. Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. Sinners rejoice!~"

"~What a dated voice!~"

"~Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast.~"

"COME ON!" Vox exclaimed as he paused hearing Yn's laugh, "YOU FUCKER..."

"~Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that. Is nothing working?~"

"IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!" Vox yelled.

"~Every day he's got a nere format!~"

"YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE! HE'S THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!~" Vox exclaimed.

"~Is Vox as strong as he purports.? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees!~"

"Oh, PLEASE." Vox crossed his arms.

"~And here's the sugar on the cream. He asked ME to join this team!~"

Vox grumbled, "Hold on!"

"~I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea.~" As Alastor continued with his radio broadcast, Vox was getting so pissed that his screen face was starting to glitch with anger rising.

"~You old timey *Glitches* PRICK! I'll show you suffering!~"

"~Uh oh, the TV is buffering!~" Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.

"~I'LL DESTROY *Signal breaking up* Y0000U LITTLE.....~" The camera head could not get anything loaded, and Vox lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.

"~I'm afraid you've lost your signal. Let's begin.~" Alastor smirked as he slowly turned into his true demon form with every sentence. His arms wrapping around Yn.

"~I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! Tune on in. When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! Oh, this will be fun!~" Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still popular and powerful than last time plus he had Yn on his side.

"FUUUUUCK!" Vox yelled.

Vee's Meeting-

Vox, Velvette, and Valentino are at a table together discussing a matter about Alastor as a Robo-Fizz, Kitty, passes out drinks to each of them.

"We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to Yn and little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's.." Vox slams the table, "BRAT, and that smiling freak! AND HIM STEALING OUR BABYCAKES!"

Velvette paused before taking a deep breath, "Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop them?" Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.

"Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave." Val smirked.

"Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?" Vox crossed his arms.

"That lanky prick won't even return my calls." Val sighed.

"We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in." Vox grumbled.

"Someone... pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?" Velvette noted.

"I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?" Val questioned.

Vox scoffs, "I think..I have JUST the one."

As Vox slowly turns around, his right-hypnotic eye gleams with a sinister grin for a plan he has in stored but before they could do anything one of Vox employees comes into the room.

"Sir!, The crimson queen is here she is waiting for you in the guest room." He said out of breath informing the Vee's.

After hearing that all three stand up wasting no time and sprints towards Yn.

While the Vee's were on their way. Yn is smiling and hugging old friends and coworkers who work or used to work for her. Every demon there loves seeing her when she came by to the studio, she would always bring gifts for them and I mean ALL of them.

"How have you been?!" "What is it like living in that Hotel?" "How come you don't come so often?" "Did you come here to see us?" A lot of questions were thrown at her. She couldn't decide who to answer first.

Doors slammed open revealing Velvette who makes it there before Vox or Valentino. She scans the room until her eyes land on Yn's.

"BABYCAKES!~" she shouted.

"Hi Velvet-" Velvette jumps on her with a tight hug.

"It's so great to see you again! It hasn't been the same without your lovely presence." Velvette held on to her tightly.

Yn chuckled hugging her back signaling everyone in the room to leave them alone for a moment.

"It's nice to see you to Velvette." Yn chuckled hugging her back, signaling everyone in the room to leave them alone for a moment, "Did you get the new clothes I've been sending you? I hoped you like them."

"Like them? I LOVE them!" She smiled. She lets go Yn and hold her arms.

"Sit down sweety, I've been dying to see you again, how you've been? Did you come to see us?" Velvette gestured to the couch, as the sat across each other "or did you come here for something more~" she said teasing as she ran a hand on her on her leg under her dress. Yn blushed that the thought but clear her throat.

"No~, I just came here to bring you guys some gifts and have a word with-" the same doors Velvette came though slammed opened again with Vox and Valentino finally showing up.

"Vox." Yn frowned as she crossed her arms. Velvette looks at her for a moment wondering why she looks upset. Vox notice her expression change when she sees him.

"Hey Yn! What brings you-" He is cut off as glowing fc with fancy chain appears around his neck with a lock. Vox grunts as he falls onto his knees, Velvette takes a photo while Valentino bites his lip with a blush. Yn yanks the chain causing Vox to get dragged up in front of Yn, he chuckles nervously and looks up at Yn.

"Sit." She order him with glowing eyes. He does as his told not wanting to upset her more.

"Val, Velvette, could you two please wait for us outside, i like to talk to Vox alone for a moment." Yn said with her tone sounding dark at the end of her sentence. This made Vox nervous hearing her say it like that.

Valentino and Velvette do as she said, looking back to see a now frighten Vox looking at them with a 'please don't leave me' expression, Velvette took another picture with a thumbs up and Valentino had a sweat come down his forehead and both the Vee close the doors behind them.

Both of them put a ear on the door to hear what's happening inside. Now it was just Vox and Yn in the room.

"Do you know why I came?" Yn asked

"Ummm... No...? Heh..." Vox replied.

"Because of yours and Alastor's little "fight", all electricity across the Pride Ring has cut off!" She tightens her grib on the fc chain..

"Your screw up has cost me alot of money! These little shits will soon start complaining and rioting because of what you did, flat face! And we do not want that." Yn lectured him.

"Baby relax, look if money is the problem here don't worry about. Whoever you are getting your money from I can give you-" Yn interrupt him. Not letting him finish his sentence.

"You know I never take your money, nor will I ever. You are missing the point of this conversation Vox, your little 'fight' cause me money and I'm not okay with the fact that you still pick fights with Alastor." Yn said. Vox seemed annoyed hear the Radio freak's name coming from her mouth. He then gets up and pass back and forward in front of her.

"Ah here we go again with Alastor, you know  ever since you moved out, all I hear from demons is how 'close' you and that radio freak are getting. you know how that makes me feel?!" Vox argued. His screen glitches at bit as he looks at Yn with a distasteful look.

"Don't go pointing fingers on me Vox, I wouldn't have moved out if you and those two didn't try to put a 'spell' on me 3 months ago" Vox flinched with guilt at hearing her mention that, but he didn't make it noticeable to her. Val and Velvette had the same guilt look on the faces outside the room hearing their conversion further.

"Oh please, it's wasn't like the end of hell, it would have been great for us and knowing you,-" Vox claimed crossing her arms. He takes out his phone looking at something but is soon broken by a fc fly hair pin thrown his way.

"you would have liked it. It wouldn't have been that bad.-" Vox looks back at her to see a now teary Yn, Vox froze didn't say another word.

"Here I was hoping maybe we could fix our relationship and start over, but I guess nothing changes." Yn said, her head hanging down not showing her face. Vox tries to get close to her. But she stops him by holding her hand in front of him, stopping him on his tracks.

He wanted to hold her, apologize, anything to comfort her. But Vox was one who didn't know when to admit his wrongs or apologize at all so it was no surprise that he didn't dare show that to her. For someone who is a dangerous powerful and deadly overlord. Only he, the Vee's and anyone that's part of her harem are the only one who can see this side of her, her vulnerable side.

Yn got up from the couch, walk towards the door, not looking at Vox as she passed him. She stops in front of the door, "I'm leaving now, I'll be back in 2 weeks with the next transfer." She than opens the door seeing a guilty ears dropping duo trying to pretend they weren't listening.

Valentino walks over to Yn and caresses her whole body. Sensing his Babycakes is hurting, "There, there Babycakes~ I'm sure someone like you can forgive and forget our little problem~" Valentino in his weird way trying to stop her from leaving.

"As I said I won't be back until 2 weeks so take care of things here, yourselves as well." Yn said getting out of Val's grasp walks out of the building.

Vox, Valentino and Velvette stand there watching Yn walk away and out of the studio without looking back but not before she said her goodbyes to everyone she came across.

After she was gone from view, Velvette expressed changed to a pissed look, "Damn it Vox! Yn sure as fuck won't bang any of us any time soon because of you and that smiling ass!" Velvette groans loudly.

Vox just stood there wondering, why do I always fuck shit up, first he lost a fight with Alastor, and now he just hurt the love of his afterlife.

Back at the hotel-

Yn and Alastor make it back to the hotel while Alastor went upstairs satisfied, Yn sat next to Angel Dust laying her head on his chest fur while he was on his phone and he rap his arms around her.

the ink demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie than returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.

"Soooo? How'd it go?" Yn smiled nervously.

Vaggie sighs, "Not a single new recruit."

"'Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?" Angel Dust groaned.

As Angel checks on his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious holding his hat.

"Why, hello my dear.." Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face.

He falls when Vaggie brings out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and holds a peace sign gesture.

"Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace." Pentious cried.

"What are you doing here?" Vaggie asked. Charlie and Yn appears behind Vaggie, "Vaggie, what's the problem?" Charlie gasps, "Oh! Hello again!" "Pentious?"

"I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?" Pentious questions.

Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grab his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel.

Charlie gasps, "You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our..." Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie, "Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?"

"Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery. special little man!" Charlie forced a smile.

Angel turns to look at Yn and Vaggie, "Aren't you two supposed to protect this place?" Charlie gives Yn and Vaggie puppy-dog eyes, begging Yn and Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. Yn and Vaggie gives in as she sighs.

"I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine." Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation, "Or even with the war machine. Plus I guess Yn is here to make sure he doesn't do anything." Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing.

"Sure! I don't mind looking after him." Sir Pentious smiled.

Charlie was so happy that she hugged Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once.

"Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.

"Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this." He smiled sweetly as he slithers next to Yn.

Angel follows soon afterwards, "Eh, I give you a week, tops."

Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blew up before it was fixed.

"So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-" Charlie paused as Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again, "Babe, you don't have to show him every detail."

"No." Charlie squealed.

Angel Dust put his arm around, "Uh, what the hell are I then?"

"you're an important part of our family here too, Angel, but you uhm, uh..." Charlie thought.

"Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?" Vaggie bluntly said.

"What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once." Yn smiled.

As Charlie comes back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust was having doubts, looking a bit upset at everything Vaggie described him to be. Nifty was playing Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approached them. Keekee hissed at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns around to meet him.

"Over here we have our maid Niffty." Charlie gestured to Niffty.

Niffty gasps, "The bad boy is back!"

Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.

Niffty spoke in a creepy whisper, "Never leave me again."

"We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have..." Charlie nearly bumps into Alastor, "Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious... hehe.."

"Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!" Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him apart as Alastor spoke in a sinister tone, "I definitely remember you now."

Sir Pentious gulps nervously.

"Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson!" Charlie clears her throat, "How to apologize!'... The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?"

Sir Pentious took a minute, "Yes. uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. Here." As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tore from Alastor's coat.

Alaster takes it and inspects the damage, "Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you."

Despite being generous, Alastor burns the fabric tear in green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.

The group gather around for a introduction with Sir Pentious. "You obviously know Yn, somehow, but that's not important! Yn is also our facility manager and entertainer along with Angel Dust." Charlie smiled, "Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me."

"My name is Charlie!" Charlie claps twice, "I like to sing!" She claps twice, "and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!" She claps twice.

"My name's Sir Pentious" He claps twice, "I like to build." He claps twice, "and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!" Pentious claps twice.

"My name is Yn." Yn claps twice, "I like to dance," She claps once again, "And if an Angel dares to hurt you..." She clapped twice again, "They will meet their end." Yn clapped twice more.

When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone, "This is stupid." Angel Dust stated.

"This is not stupid!" Charlie claps twice, "It's just a game!" She claps twice, "Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same!" Charlie claps twice, seeming annoyed.

"I am too sober for this." Angel Dust groaned.

"Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day!" Vaggie smirked and clapped twice.

Next the group try role-playing with Angel Dust wearing a trenchcoat and a hat while he reads a script. Sir Pentious was also role-playing as an innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a lollipop. As Husk was an unattentive parent for some reason. Husk didn't mind, he'd got to drink with Yn as she pet his fur.

"Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Angel Dust paused, "Wow, who wrote this.?" He whispered.

"Who do you think?" Yn question Angel.

"It's great right? Keep going!" Charlie squealed.

"Hey you." Angel called.

"Who, me?" Pentious pointed to himself.

"Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Angel groaned, "Oh, for fuck's sake."

Yn paused her petting Husk's fur, looking at Angel with a chuckle. Husk stopped his drinking looking at Yn waiting for her to let him again.

"Not me! I have to go home and study!" Pentious stated. Husk twitch his ear touching Yn hand, Yn catching on what he wanted she had a small smile on her face and continue to pet him, which caused Husk to purr quietly.

"Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...the crackhead." Angel dully said.

"The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!" Pentious smiled.

Charlie stands up and claps, "Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo!" Charlie chuckles, "Wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time."

"I... I'm going to bed." As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious.

"I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!" Charlie cheers.

"Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!" Pentious smiled.

"Good Job, Pentious." Yn smiled.

"Awwww!! Thank you!!!" Pentious hugged Yn.

Yn backed up from the hug and rushed Husk who was drunk, thinking about Yn petting him again later.

In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.

Valentino's Voice Message:

"Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-"

"ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-"

"Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know hore crazy you make me-"

"YOU FUCKING SLUT!"

"Hey; Angie! About earlier-"

"-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!"

"Work's really stressful!"

"-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"

"[dead serious] You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby."

Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.

"Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets." Angel sighs sadly.

Angel gets up and leaves his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar and starts drinking alcohol. Then he notices a slithering noise. He finds Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside.

There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belongs to Vox. Angel realizes what he was doing and slams the door open.

"You slippery little shit!" Angel yelled.

Sir Pentious screams.

"You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you." Angel Dust narrows his eyes.

"I don't know what you're talking about!.. whore bug!" Pentious shots back.

Angel was ticked off, and tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.

"Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!" Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him.

Angel becomes hypnotized, "Fuck!"

Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Yn, Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle.

Charlie yawns, "What's going on?"

"It's too late for anything." Yn said who was still a bit sleepy.

"This little bitch is a traitor!" Angel Dust gestured to Pentious.

"Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!" Sir Pentious hugs the three girls.

"Uh huh, then explain this!" Angel Dust smirked. Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover was blown scurries away.

He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.

"Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!" Pentious sounded nervous.

Vox immediately picks up.

"Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!" Vox laughed.

"Please! You've got to get me out of here!" Pentious begged.

"I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You miserable failure!" Vox hung up.

Sir Pentious was crying, "I... I... just make it quick I guess.. not that I deserve it." Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.

"Gladly." Vaggie smirked.

Right before Vaggie could put him out of misery, Yn stops her. "Whoa. Let's not jumps to murder straight away."

"Yn's right. We're not killing anyone." Charlie smiles and starts singing.

"Pentious?" Sir Pentious looks up to see Charlie reaching out for him.

"~It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door~"

"~One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core.~"

"~The path to forgiveness is a twisting trail of hearts!~"

"~But sorry is where it starts!~"

"~Who could forgive a dirtbag like me?~"

"~I don't deserve your amnesty.~" Angel comes with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind with her spear.

"~Can't we just kill him?~"

"~Shoot him and spill his blood?~" Yn stand in front of Pentious. As Pentious' eyes sparkle.

"That's an option you could choose." Yn answered.

"~Works for us.~" Yn puts her hand out to Pentious who takes it immediately.

"~But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts verth sorry.~" Charlie added.

"~Sorry.~"

"~Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry!~"

"~I'm so sorry!~"

"~And your journey's underway!~"

"~It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins, But sorry is where it begins.~"

"~It starts with sorry.~"

As the song ends, Niffty was also awake, but she was disappointed that Sir Pentious isn't whom she thought he would be: a bad boy.

"I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!" Niffty kicks him on the body and walks away, 'Not a bad boy'."

Charlie happily sighs, "Good first day! Let's get some rest!"

As Charlie and the others except Yn leave with a wrist watch communicator still in the office, Yn looks back at the watch and then to the dark hallway.

"Alastor be a dear and please get rid of the trash in here, goodnight." Yn said as walks away to head back to sleep.

Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.

"WHAT?!?" Vox yelled.

Vox paused when he realized that it was Alastor who was calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughed evilly.

"You'll have to try harder than that next time ol' pal!" Alastor smirked.

With a maniacal laughter, Alastor crushed the watch with his bare head, and the only sound Vox makes was a raging scream before Alastor retreats back into the darkness.

Previous Page: Ch. 4: Overtune

Next Page: Ch. 6: The New Sinner in Town (CS)

Beginning: Front Cover

[kame-writes]

Some facts about my Sin!Lucifer au

Lucifer and Lilith were in an open relationship, Eve was the first person to ever be their third. This didn't last long, as Lucifer and Lilith were banished to hell, while Eve was not.

Lilith is bisexual, Lucifer is Pansexual. Both of them are demi-romantic.

The two of them never officially separated, so they are technically still married.

It isn't until Lilith disappeared that Lucifer finally accepts that they had been growing apart for a long time, he'd just been in denial about it.

Because of this, he stayed a much more present father to Charlie than in Canon. Meaning they have a close relationship, but still often fight and disagree with eachother due to their very different opinions on hell politics.

Lucifer is very partial to giving people pet names, nicknames, and using a lot of terms of endearment. He often calls people honey, sweetie, sweetheart, dear, darling ect.

Some of his nicknames for Lilith include: Lili, songbird, siren, Dark Rose and My Queen

Nicknames for Charlie include: Char-Char, Princess, starshine, starlight and mini morningstar

Instead of spiraling into depression, Lucifer sought distraction from his feelings in a much more extroverted way. Parties, social drinking a bit too much, becoming more involved with sinners directly, and encouraging their sins in a way he approves of.

He keeps up with a lot of the goings on in Hell over all seven rings, even though he doesn't intervene for the most part. He meets with the other sins fairly regularly, especially Bee and Ozzie. He's aware of the goings on with Overlords, who has rivalries and alliances with eachother ect. and when someone is taken out or disappears.

He kept a close eye on things when Alastor started to take down heavy hitters, but allowed it to happen.

He oversees and travels between the rings of hell, but does not enforce strict laws as a monarch among the pride ring. Sinners govern themselves and settle their own disputes as violently, or diplomatically as they choose. Lilith was the one more active in inspiring and dealing with sinners directly, feeling more connected to them since she was one of the first ever humans.

Despite Charlie and Vaggie having been dating for three years, he hasn't met Vaggie in person. They've spoken over the phone and hes met her a few tines over a video chat but Vaggie seems scared to meet him, and finds excuses to not be there when he visits Charlie. Lucifer is very frustrated at her avoiding him, but Charlie always assures him that she's just really nervous that he won't like her.

Actually Vaggie is just aware that in person Lucifer can probably tell she's also a fallen Angel, and most likely would not approve of her especially dating his daughter.

Lucifer has met both Husk and Angel prior to them Arriving at the hotel on separate occasions.

Charlie is a bit more assertive, open minded and confrontational due to growing up with very extroverted parents. Despite this, she doesn't follow her fathers party lifestyle, or mothers political networking habits.

As the king of hell and the sin of pride, Lucifer also has a few abilities related to his status.

He is able to look at a sinner, and instantly tell which sins have the strongest hold over them.

Lucifer is also able to see chains around a sinner's soul that is owned by someone else, but it's something he has to consciously look for, it's not instinctual.

When people are prideful around him, he can physically feel it as the embodiment of pride. He doesn't however feel the need to actively encourage his sin, since Sinners are almost always prideful by default. He's more surprised when he feels a lack of pride in someone.

[crazyk-imagine]

Dog walks Lead to Confessions

Pairing: Jay Kelso x Forman!reader 

Characters: Forman!reader, Kitty Forman, Red Forman, Schatzi Jr, Leia Forman, Donna Forman, Eric Forman, Jay Kelso, Gwen Runck, Nate Runck, Nikki, Ozzie

Warnings: The circle, fluff, Schatzi babies, Kitty and Red as grandparents’ content, Gwen outing Jay’s crush on the reader, Jay and the reader being adorable during the circle, reader definitely knows how to smooze Kitty and Red like her mom (fake crying), the reader being Laurie’s daughter, Dad Kelso calling to say burn to Red and Kitty, reader and Ozzie being besties and making inside jokes because it’s how they show their love, pre-show by like five minutes, reader is protective of Leia

Word Count: 3,142

A/N: I needed something with Schatzi and Schatzi babies’ content and I did something about it. Ozzie and reader have been friends for ages and make these kinds of jokes all the time. 

Did I just realize that it’s Kelso and Laurie 2.0 but healthier as I’m close to finishing this? Maybe. Do I regret it? Honestly no

*Laurie realized she wasn’t fit to be a mother and the reader has been living with Kitty and Red ever since

*Reader knows all the kids but never became close to them until now

My favs, thanks for giving me the confidence to write for another fandom lol @myown-worstenemy-2003 @theapangea​

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You step through the sliding glass door, ready to close the door when you realize you can’t. 

You groan, “Zizi, come on.” The dog continues to sit there, staring back at you. “You know your father was so much better at listening. What happening between your generations?” 

“Who’s th- Oh my god! Sweetheart is that you?” 

You turn around, smiling widely at your grandmother. “Hi grandma.” 

“Oh, sweetie come here.” 

“I can’t.” 

“Why not? Are you sick? Is your throat hurting? Come here, let grandma take care of you.” 

You chuckle, loving her overprotective nature. “It’s not that, grandma.” You glance back at the unmoving dog. “Schatzi Jr. Doesn’t want to corporate today.” 

“Oh,” she waves you off, “Schatzi was the same way. Where’d you walk too today?” 

“Where do you think?” 

“Awz poor baby is just missing his father.” She walks past you, not without giving you a side hug before she picks up your precious little pup. “It’s okay,” she says, using her baby voice. “Isn’t it Schatzi Jr? It’s going to be okay because grandma Kitty is here to save the day.” 

You shake your head, “I swear he only likes you.” 

“Well, that’s understandable when she treats the dog like it’s a baby.” 

You spin around, hugging Red. “Hi, grandpa.” 

He smiles, pecking the top of your head before he moves over towards the kitchen table, unfolding his newspaper. 

“You know pretty soon the world is only gonna rely on the internet for a news update,” you tell him. 

“I’d like to see them try and pry this newspaper from my cold, dead hands.” 

You quietly chuckle to yourself, knowing that would be his answer. 

“Isn’t it early to be riling up your dear old grandpa?” 

“Hey.” 

He removes his glasses. “Don’t call me that.” 

“You’re right, dear was too nice,” Kitty starts laughing, feeling very proud of her joke. 

“Funny. Now, would you please get that damn dog off the counter. I don’t want my breakfast with a side of fleas. Those damn things were hard to get out of the carpet the first time.” 

“Schatzi Jr does not have fleas. You take that back, Red Foreman.” 

“Please, grandparents.” You stand between the two with your arms out. “Don’t fight with the grandchild in the room.” 

“Oh, you’re right, honey. We’re sorry. Right, Red.” 

“We fought when Eric was around and he's-” He pauses, realizing what he’s about to say. “We’re sorry,” he apologizes, adding your first name so you know he's serious. 

“Mkay, I’m gonna go change before Leia comes over.” 

“Okay, honey.” 

“She left that damn dog here.” 

You hear as the door from the kitchen to the living (and vice versa, depending on where you’re coming from) swings back and forth, beginning to close behind you. 

“Red!” 

“What?” 

“He can hear you,” Kitty says, covering the dog’s ears.  

Red looks over the top of his newspaper. “Good.” 

-

“Your cousins here!” You walk down the hallway, ready to turn the corner so you can go downstairs when your Aunt Donna stops, taking a deep breath. 

“Oh, hey,” she says your name with the same happy attitude she always does. 

“Can I help you?” 

She shakes her head, “no.” 

You ignore her and take the bags out of her hands. 

“Oh, thank you. You’re a really big help right now.” 

“Why didn’t Leia or Uncle Eric help you?” 

She raises a brow before taking the bags from your hands, setting them beside the bed. “I’m glad to see no one’s put up any posters in here.” 

“Me too.” 

“You don’t even know what Eric’s room looked like before you or Leia were born.” 

“Have you met him.” 

“Fair enough.” 

“Let’s go back downstairs. I wanna say hi to Schatzi Jr before you and Leia go out.” 

“Let’s go.” 

-

You hop down the last step, listening to Kitty tell you how careful you should be even though your young and your bones would heal much better than hers. “Okay, grandma. You got it.” 

“I still can’t get over how your Laurie’s daughter.” 

He chuckles, “you don’t act like her.” 

You stand in front of him, staring at him straight in the eyes and say, “I still don’t get how you’re their son. You don’t act like either of them.” 

Leia chuckles, holding her hand up for a high five. “Nice.” 

You give her a confused look. 

She awkwardly starts lowering her hand until you high five her earning a smile in return. “Alright.” 

“No, yep. Definitely Laurie’s daughter. A baby spawn of the devil.” 

“Dad!” 

“Eric!” 

You furrow your brows and start wobbling your bottom lip. “Grandma! Grandpa!” 

His eyes widen. “What? No. She’s faking it. She does this every time.” 

“That’s because you’re a punk and need to be taught a lesson.” 

“See! Faker! You- you- you’re just a big faker.” 

“It’s called acting uncle Eric.” You grab your leash and Leia’s hand. “I’m going to corrupt your daughter and have her join my cult while we walk Schatzi Jr.” 

Donna reluctantly sets your precious little pup on the ground so you can attach his leash to him. 

“You’re gonna let her get away with this?” 

“She’s only kidding, Eric,” Kitty assures him. “I think.” 

“Mom!?” 

-

“That was fun,” Leia comments. 

“As usual. It’s easy to rile up your dad.” 

“You’re not wrong there. Oh, can I go explore?” 

“Alone?” 

“You gotta walk him and I know you like to take your time.” 

“Fine, don’t let a murderer murder you.” 

“Thanks for the vote of confidence.” 

“I’m warning all murders with a fifteen-mile radius who’s out here on the streets.” 

She responds with a sarcastic chuckle. 

-

You down the steps outside of the basement and open the door, searching along the wall opposite of where the washer and dryer are. “Somethings off,” you mumble. A heavy sigh slips past your lips, “Leia.” 

“Yeah?” 

“Why are there people here?” 

“Because this is the only place where we could hang out.” 

“I highly doubt that.” You turn around and die a little on the inside. 

“It’s you.” 

Your left eye twitches. “No.” 

“Yes,” Jay nods with a wide smile. 

“Ozzie?” 

“Oh no,” the boy shakes his head. “I am not a part of this.” 

“I hate you.” 

“Love you too.” 

“I’m gonna go now.” 

“Why not stay? Get to know us,” the girl sitting on the couch says. 

“One, PDA one and two won’t separate for a minute. Two, the weirdo sitting over there is just staring at me. And three, I... have plans.” 

“You can ignore everyone else here but do those “plans” include something we found in Candyland.” 

You let out a fake, loud, exaggerated gasp. “Yes, yes they do.” 

“Great. Anyone have a lighter?” 

“Please,” you say. “Okay, kids gather round, and I will get us started.” 

“Sweet,” Leia and the girl say. 

“Oh, I’m Gwen, PDA one is my brother Nate and PDA two is his girlfriend, Nikki. And the weirdo over there is Jay.” 

“You’re her cousin?” He asks. 

“Yeah.” 

“Leia’s cousin is the hottie that walks by my house every day,” he mumbles to himself. 

You narrow your eyes at him. “And you’re the weirdo who ducks down.” 

He struggles to give you an answer. 

“I’m gonna go get us some... refreshments for after.” 

“Good idea,” Gwen agrees. 

“I’ll come with you.” Jay hops up from the chair.  

You shake your head, “nope. I got it.” 

“I insist.” 

“Fine. Keep up.” 

-

“Okay, where and what am I grabbing?” 

“Top cabinets and chips.” 

“Cool.”  

“Please don’t try and act cool, this is supposed to be a quick and easy mission.” 

“I got it.” 

“What are you two doing?” 

You spin around to face your grandpa. You give him a sweet smile and tilt your head. “Hi, grandpa.” 

“I don’t want to know just take whatever you’ve grabbed and go away, preferably to someone else’s house so you can eat their food.” 

“You’re the best!” You two run back down to the basement. 

“That was amazing.” 

You shake your head, the smile never leaving your face. “It was nothing.” 

“No, I mean- I'm serious. Your grandpa is a scary guy and I- I froze up but you- you kept your cool and- wow.” 

“Okay, starstruck. Calm down. Who’s ready to be welcomed to my basement?” 

“Wha- how is it your basement? My dad hung out here with mom and their friends.” 

“I live here. Therefore, finders’ keepers, shut up, hit this and pass.” 

“Where did you pull this out of?” Your cousin asks. 

“I am a magical person.” You smile. 

Thus, the birth of the circle 2.0. 

“Hey,” Nikki aka PDA two says. “Aren’t you the one who helped me when I was having a bad hair day?” 

“Oh, yeah,” you start giggling. 

“I’m happy to see you took my advice.” 

“You were so right. Oh my god. I just told you; you were right. I don’t say that to anyone.” 

“Good to know.” You turn to the boy who’s resting his head on your lap just as Ozzie talks about how he can’t see anyone (since his chair is turned around). “Are you comfy?” You ask him. 

“Yeah.” 

“He’s had like- the biggest crush on you since first grade,” Gwen points to Jay before she starts laughing so hard, she falls out of her chair. 

“Oh no. Are you okay?” Leia asks the chair. 

“Does anyone else feel like their floating?” Nate voices his thought out loud. 

“You know what a good idea would be?” You say. 

Gwen stands up. “What?” 

“Lunch at the hub. I want fries. I’m going with or without you.” You open the door that leads to cement stairs. 

“Right behind you,” Jay trips over everything in his path (including the air) as he tries to follow you. “Hurry up, you guys.” 

“Don’t you think you’re being a little desperate,” Nate says to him. 

Jay scoffs, “no. We had a moment.” 

“And, who cares if he’s trying a little hard to get with the girl, he’s had a crush on since we were kids? Do you not think he should?” 

The boy struggles to respond. “No- no. That is not what I’m saying, Nik. I’m just- I don’t want him to get hurt. What if he thought they had a moment, but it was all in his head?”

She coos. “That’s so sweet. You’re just trying to save him from getting his heart broken.” 

“And you all wonder why I won’t invite my boyfriend to visit,” Ozzie tells Gwen and Leia. 

-

Jay stands beside you in line, fiddling with his hands, unsure of where to put them. 

“Do you know what everyone else wants?” 

“Huh?” 

You blink once, patting his shoulder. “Nevermind.” 

You two grab the food and walk back to the table, Leia, Gwen, and Ozzie sitting in chairs while you, Jay, Nate, and Nikki sitting in the booth seat. 

“Ozzie, this I got special for you.” You set a hot dog in front of him. 

“You know me so well and that’s why I got you this,” he grabs your hand, placing a circle pin in it. 

You open your palm to see the item and furrow your brows before realizing what he’s hinting at. You grab a fry and toss at him. “You’re such a punk.” 

“It takes one to know one.” 

“Good come back, Ozzie,” you tell him, voice laced in sarcasm. 

“Thank you.” 

You shake your head and put the pin in your pocket. You lean back against the booth turning to Jay when you realize his arm is behind you. 

He stops shaking his head and making faces at Nate to look at you, an awkward smile stretches across his lips. 

“Your arm is behind me.” 

“We- I-” He glances back at Nate, who gives him an encouraging smile. “To make more room?” 

You turn back to eating your fries, ignoring the looks Gwen and Nikki plus Ozzie give you. 

Leia takes notice of the shift and bops her head. “Oh, am I sensing-” She flinches, pursing her lips together to not cry out in pain. “Nevermind.” 

Nikki nudges you, feeling bad for the awkward blonde. She knows how hard your kicks can be... which is why she’s always on your good side. 

“What are we gonna do after this?” Gwen asks, taking a sip of her drink. 

“Movies!” 

You all turn to at Jay, shocked and concerned about his outburst. 

“Would you just excuse us for one second?” You grab him and pull him with you. 

“Did you puff a little too hard at the circle?” 

“No, I just- I don’t know how to say this.” 

You shake his shoulders, tired of the silence. “Just spit it out.” 

“I like you and I want to go out with you.” 

“See, that wasn’t so hard.” 

“Was that a yes or a no?” 

You glance back at the table and turn back to him. “Just us two?” 

“Yep.” 

“Let me finish my-” 

“I’ll buy you more after or tomorrow- whenever you want them, I will buy them, but I think we should leave before they try and follow us.” 

“Good point. Let’s go.” 

-

“Are they- no. Are they?” 

“Yes, Leia. They’re going on a date,” Gwen tells her. 

“My little boys growing up,” Nate sheds a fake tear. 

“Is this what it’s like to care?” 

“Aw, Ozzie,” Gwen teases him. 

“I don’t like it,” the shorter boy states.  

-

“What movie are you thinking of?” You ask Jay. 

“Uh- good question.” 

“You have no idea what you want to watch, do you?” 

“Nope.”

“Should take a gamble and ask the ticket guy to pick a movie for us?” 

“No,” he shakes his head. 

“Bad experience?” 

“Very. It was a rugrats movie.” 

“Oh, wow,” you cover your mouth to hide your laughter. 

“Scary movie?” He offers, expecting you to turn down the idea. 

“Awesome! Which one?” 

“Wait,” he furrows his brows. “What?” 

“What?” 

“You want to watch a horror movie?” 

“Yeah. Did… you not want to?” 

“No, I mean- we can. I just- I wasn’t expecting you to want to actually watch a scary movie.” 

“Are you kidding? I love ‘em. Leia, not so much. She stopped coming over for a little while after I rented Texas Chainsaw Massacre.” 

“You’re kidding.” 

“No,” you shake your head, not understanding the tone he’s using. 

“No, I mean- you’ve watched it?! Without needing to cover your eyes and- and- wow.” His arms sag in front of him as his jaw drops, staring at you with heart eyes. 

You ignore him and continue moving in line, telling the kid in the ticket booth you wanted two tickets to the most recent scary movie that came out a week ago. 

-

You keep talking, assuming that he’s keeping up with you until you look up and realize he’s still in the same position he was in before. You grab his hand and pull him behind you. “Do you want anything?” 

He owlishly blinks, still not listening to you. 

You roll your eyes and poke his cheek. “I don’t think you should be joining anymore circle sessions. They’re messing up your brain.” 

“Yeah. Wait! No. I’m fine, I’m fine.” 

“Whatever you say.” 

“Large popcorn is good. You know, then we can share.” 

You narrow your eyes at him. “Fine.” 

He turns away from you to do a celebratory dance. 

“Stop it.” 

He smiles, standing beside you with his hands behind his back. “Never.” 

“I will leave you here.” 

“We walked.” 

“I will… leave my seat.” 

“No, not unless you want to miss the movie.”  

You sigh and wait for the movie to start. 

He chuckles. 

You grab a few pieces of popcorn. “Why are you laughing?” 

“You have no comeback which I think, according to my dad, is a burn.” 

“No, it’s not,” you shake your head. 

“Yeah, you’re probably right.” 

-

“So, what did you think of the movie?” He asks, wanting to make light conversation while you two walked back to your house. 

“It was fine.” 

“Fine. You totally found it awesome, didn’t you?” 

You can’t pretend any longer and squeal before grabbing his arm, shaking it. “I did. I really did. Thank you for suggesting the movies,” you pause, mentally cringing at your behavior and remove your hands from his arm. “I- uh- it was- it was fun.” 

The corner of his lips tugs upwards, finding your fangirl moment absolutely adorable. “Something you’d want to do again?” 

“I have no comment.” 

He smiles even wider, wrapping his arm around the back of your shoulders. “That’s okay because I know the truth.” 

You pretend like you didn’t push yourself further into his side and wrap your arm around his waist. 

-

You two stand in the driveway, unsure of what to do. “So…” you start to say something but trail off. 

“I,” he clears his throat. 

“Yeah?” 

“I’m getting there.” 

“Could you get to the point?” 

“Why are you being so mean?” 

“I’m not-” 

“You are, and you know it.” 

You huff, “I’m not. You’re just… taking forever to get to the point.” 

“No, I don’t.” 

“You do and I know it’s only because you don’t know how to say what’s on your mind which is so cute, it’s annoying. And-” You furrow your brows at the way he’s smiling. 

“Why are you smiling?” 

“You just called me cute.” 

“No, I didn’t.” 

“Yes, you did.” 

“No,” you walk around him, trying to go inside the house. 

“Oh, no,” he wraps his hand around your wrist, pulling you closer. “You’re not going anywhere until you admit that you called me cute and how cute I am.” 

“First off, I did not. And second, no one is cuter than Schatzi Jr.” 

“Okay, fine. I’m cute but not as cute as your dog.” 

“He has a name.” 

He rests his head on top of yours, hugging you. “Just let me enjoy this moment before my girlfriend tries to compare me to her dog again.” 

“Girlfriend huh?” 

“Yeah… that’s what I wanted to say earlier.” 

“I know.” You can’t fight the smile stretching your lips from corner to corner. 

-

“Burn!” 

You furrow your brows. “Mr. Kelso?” 

“Oh,” he sounds sad. “You’re not who I wanted to answer the phone. Could you go get your grandpa or your grandma?” 

“I guess.” You pull the phone away, covering the bottom and shout for them. 

Kitty walks through the sliding glass door. “What’d you need, sweetie?” 

“Phone.” 

“I got it. Thank you, sweetheart.” 

-

You step out the door just in time to hear your grandma yell at your boyfriend’s dad. You turn and find him patiently waiting for you. “You ready?” 

“Oh, I’m ready but,” he bends down, scratching your dog’s head. “Is junior here ready?” 

“Yep. I bet it’s gonna be weird.” 

“What is?”

“You not needing to duck down from my view.”

“I did not.” 

“You did too.” 

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The Life of the Morningstars - Chapter 7:

"Maybe it's time."

"No."

"To ask."

"Don't say it!"

"Your dad."

What was this mess that Alastor had walked in on? The princess seemed to be lacking sleep and extremely stressed. The cork board a mess of ideas. Not to mention that odd reaction over asking the king for assistance. Was he that much of a neglectful father?

"Charlie, I know you don't want to. But we need every advantage we can get."

"But this is my project. I don't want to bother him with it. I know he said he'd help with whatever I need, but he's also been really busy since I told him about the Extermination Day move up. At least I hope he's busy with that and not having another bad episode... especially since this type of work involves him talking to Heaven. No. Wait! I can show him that I can be the best alpha for a pack ever! Invite him over and show him all the hard work we're doing."

"Seeing this place and all your effort might have him offering his help so you don't have to ask."

"Yes! My thoughts exactly Vaggie." Taking out her phone, Charlie hesitated to call him. She didn't want him to feel like she was coddling him. The alpha didn't need another stern but caring lecture about how he was the parent and was supposed to take care of her, not the other way around. But they had always taken care of each other. Even before mom left.

"What's the hold up? You got daddy issues?" Husk asked even though he could already see it in everything the princess did. It was like she had a neon sign following her around telling everyone about it.

"What? No. We just... He doesn't like when I try and take care of him. Even though he's been depressed since mom left and broke their mating bond. He throws himself into his work or passion projects so much that he hardly ever calls me. I'm usually the one to call and check in on him. Which scares me... I don't want a repeat of the last time." As she spoke, Charlie felt that nagging feeling in the back of her head telling her that something was very wrong. That she needed to rush over to the palace. Now.

"Daddy issues."

"Well, I'd like to meet the big dick in charge."

"The ultimate bad boy~ I bet he's scary."

Trying to ignore Niffty's manic laughter, Charlie finally gave in and hit the call button. "Please... please, please, please pick up."

~

Lying in bed, Lucifer shifted and groaned at the sound of his phone. How long had he been asleep? Why was it so dark? He could have sworn he had kept the light on to work. He didn't even remember crawling into bed. Maybe Beel or Ozzie stopped by and found him asleep at his workstation again. Grabbing his phone, he was surprised to see who was calling. "Daughter- daughter?! Daughter calling?! Oh fuck. When was the last time we spoke? Did I go too long without contacting her again? Oh, she must be so worried."

Quickly answering, Lucifer tried to make himself sound awake and perky instead of dead tried. No matter how much sleep he's been getting lately it never feels like it's enough. "Hey sweetie."

"Hi dad. I-Is everything okay?"

"Yeah. Everything's fine. I just woke up actually. Uh... h-how did it go confronting that Overlord?"

"...It didn't go well- Dad is that the last thing you remember before your nap?" Fuck. She sounded worried. He didn't wanna lie to her...

"Y-Yes."

"Oh fuck..."

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Go OFF, King!!

This song was so fucking sick! What a hype send off! Ahh! Look at my baby knowing his worth. Also, super fucking funny Mammon didn't pick up on the fact this was about him. SO in line with bastards like him. Ozzie popping in to spell it out was gold.

What. A. Badass. Fizzarolli looks THIS Mammon in the face and doesn't flinch an inch and stands his ground. Kissing the ground this jester walks on. Also, obviously, sick form from Mammon.

Ozzie backing Fizz up like the king he is. Love him.

This is literally just me with Fizz this whole episode and overall. Except I'm not abusing him for profit and never will. Fuck you, Mammon. You're lucky you look like a cuddly Christmas tree.

HE'S SO DAMN PRECIOUS!!! GHGFJGXD SDDFDF!!! HELP!

Overall, I really love what this episode did. Delving into celebrity culture and it's toxic enforcement of perfection on the individuals involved. The entitled fans who become parasocially attached and get it into their heads they own their idols. I really felt for Fizz this episode and it made me love him so much more for many reasons. The entire time I was audibly telling this sweetie that he's more than enough and sacrificing his well being isn't worth it. God, his panic attacks were so real. I've had that shit of overthinking my impressions on people and going into a frenzy. And it's not fun. I figured there'd be plots like this with Fizz and I wasn't disappointed.

I just wish we had more with his relationship with Mammon so that this last song felt even more rewarding. As always, I feel the show is held back by how much it focuses on Stolitz and not other threads and characters. But again, this episode was still fucking phenomenal.

Fizzarolli is at the top of my list of favorites, even more officially now. Sorry, Stolas. Sit the fuck down. These last two episodes have done his character MASSIVE favors! And I can't wait for more Fizzarolli content. I need that shit like I need air.

I seriously hope Fizz doesn't completely abandon the jester aesthetic. Love that detachment from stardom for him- but, ah! I love the jester theme for him too much! Fingers crossed. Also, Fizz is such a fucking theater kid. Lmao.

Bonus:

Spider Blitz! Spider Blitz!

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🌴Lucky Palms🌴

Marisol & Clark - break time (longer Part)

After spending some time with his son, Clark put him back in his crib. "Hi mom, we were playing music and dad just gave me something to drink"/ "oh, that's good, I almost forgot, oh man... I'm so sorry I can't breastfeed him"/ "is that very bad?"/ "well, it's important, for mother and child. It strengthens the bond between us and boosts his immune system when he gets breast milk".

Marisol had finished writing and got up from her chair. Clark walked over to her with a mischievous grin on his face. “hn, what?”/ “mh, well, … The little one has a full belly and is deeply relaxed. So I thought… We two could relax a bit too". Marisol had to smile a little. “Hmm, and how?”/ “Maybe in the hot tub? Only if you want to…". She looked out of the window for a moment, then kissed him. “Whirlpool sounds good…”.

It took a while before the whirlpool was ready for use. The pump wasn't working properly. But Clark was able to rectify the fault and so they took the opportunity to be alone together for a bit. “Hey, wrong place”/ “why? Oh, I see, hnhn… Wait…".

Marisol grinned as she changed places. “Better?”/ “Much better, yes. Oh man…"/ ‘hn, what?’. . “Sweetie… you know it yourself, but I still have to tell you again… you're beautiful”. She felt flattered. "hnhn, thank you. And you, uh…"/ ‘what?’.

"I… Clark, you know I'm not one to look much at appearances. I… I like your hair and… your eyes…". He was a little amused by the way she was trying to find the right words to compliment him. “hehe, hey… I know I'm not the prettiest guy”/ “that's not true… Your mouth, I really like your mouth”…

Clark had to laugh because she was just too cute. She wasn't shy, and neither was he. And he knew what he could do with his lips…

While his parents enjoy themselves, baby Enrico listens to the sounds around him. It's quite quiet in his room, but he can hear a little from outside… The bubbling of the water… the voices, sometimes a little higher and then a little lower. That calms him down, but he doesn't like complete silence. And he has a little pout ♥ :),

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Over dinner, they talked about the latest rumors. “I heard that Don is making out with that redhead, what's her name again?”/ “Which one?”/ “The one with the short hair… Not Kitty, I don't know the other one's name”/ “Pansy. Hm… let him do what he wants…I have nothing more to do with him"/ ‘o.k., then we'll talk about something else….’.

“Lennon has a new lover and now guess who it is, you'll never guess”/ “I don't know, Kitty, his neighbor?”/ “ooh no - Evangeline Finch”. Marisol suddenly coughed and laughed at the same time. "*Cough* that, that's not true, is it? The old lady? What's wrong with him?".

Clark receives a phone call during the conversation. "Hello, Ozzy? Hey, what's going on? Man, take it easy, okay? Have you packed a bag yet? OK, that's good. Is the tank full? Stupid question, you're supposed to take her to the hospital… They'll do the rest, and try not to fall over, you hear? You must just holding her hand, …yeah, don't worry about it".

Of course Marisol had heard the conversation. “Is it starting already?”/ “Yes, Vivienne has been in labor for almost an hour.”/ “Oh, OK, well, then they should probably go to the hospital soon… I hope everything is going well.”/ “Yes, I hope so for her too, even though I have never gotten along particularly well with her, I hope the best for her. After all, me and Oscar want to set our children up with each other". Marisol looked at him with wide eyes and laughed. ”Really? Haha, o.k.".

She put the rest of the food in the fridge and continued talking. “And what if they both have a boy too?”/ “That would be okay, wouldn't it?”/ “Do you want our son to be gay? Gosh, Clark…"/ ”Oh, come on, in this day and age it's almost normal. Hnhn. well, let's wait and see." It's not that Marisol has anything against gays, but thinking about it so early on is a bit crazy.

A little later. Marisol gave her son the last bottle of the day. "Your father may have some ideas, hnhn. Ultimately, of course, it's you who decides who you want to love. I'm really looking forward to seeing how you develop. But don't become a cop, okay? Cops are stupid".

After Marisol had put the little one to bed, she went into the bedroom. Clark was standing at the window looking up at the sky. But he was happy to be distracted by her. "Hmm? What do you want?" he asked her with a grin. "Well, I'd like to... continue where we left off in the hot tub..." She gave him a gentle look that said so much. Up until now, he had always held back because he didn't want to pressure her, even though he often felt strong desire. But he waited patiently until she wanted the same thing of her own accord.

The second time. It was the second time that Clark and Marisol had been able to be so close. The difference was that this time they weren't drunk, their senses weren't fogged, but both were clear-headed and with all their senses with the other.

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End of this Part

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[xx-stellalunaart-xx]

Here's the fresh new redesign of my Helluva Boss succubus OC, Scarlette! I felt like her old look was just another copy of Verosika, and felt too shallow. I decided to give her a more original look, and I think she looks so much better in her new look. She's also from the Gluttony Ring now, and now she has fairy-like wings and a lava lamp-like stomach, just like Bee. Her new look is also inspired by the latest episode of Helluva Boss X3 I hope you guys like her new design, because I worked very hard on it, and I think she turned out amazing ^w^ EDIT: Due to the official confirmation of Fizzarolli being gay, I no longer ship Scarlette with Fizzarolli and Asmodeus, and are now just close friends.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Name: Scarlette

Nicknames: The Shining Jewel (stage name), Scarly (by Krystal, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus), Asmodeus' Sugar Baby (by Blitzø), Pixie Dust (by Blitzø), Ungrateful Whore (by her mother), Little Slut (by Mammon), Butterfly (by Asmodeus and Belphegor), Babe/Baby (by Fizzarolli and Asmodeus), Sugar-Tits (by Fizzarolli), Little Fairy (by Striker), Sweetie (by Belphegor), Starlight (by Belphegor

Gender: Female

Age: 26 years old

Species: Succubus (Hybrid)

Sexuality: Omnisexual

Place of Birth: Gluttony Ring, Hell

Current Residence: Lust Ring, Hell

Personality: Frisky, Flirtatious, Sassy, Kind, Passionate, Sweet, Honest, Sensitive, Sly

Likes: Singing, Performing, Popularity, Maintaining her reputation, Sweets, Fruity drinks, Baking, Expressing herself, Rehearsing with Fizzarolli, Helping Asmodeus, visiting the Sloth Ring, spending time with Belphegor

Dislikes: Her mother, Artificial love, Asmodeus' wrath, Anything bad happening to Fizzarolli, Being manipulated, The Greed Ring, Obsessive fans, Mammon's abuse

Family: Unnamed mother, Deceased unnamed father

Friends: Asmodeus (close friend), Fizzarolli (close friend), Co-workers at Ozzie's, Blitzø, Krystal, Verosika Mayday, Bianca "Bee"

Enemies: Crimson, Striker, Mammon

Others: Employees of I.M.P. (acquainted), Co-workers at Ozzie's (acquainted)

Romantic Interests: Belphegor (girlfriend), Asmodeus (former crush)

Status: Active

Occupation: Performer at Ozzie's

Abilities and Skillset: Flight, Demonic Transformation, Sexual Inducement, Human disguise, Musical Talent, Performing Arts, Baking

Voice Headcanon: G.K. Bowes (Gori from Aggretsuko)

Theme Song: Glamorous (Fergie, Ludacris) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[xfangheartx]

Summary- Fizz picks up Blitzø from the party, and things do happen.

Preview:

  Fizz kept Oliver close to his side as he rode in the back of the limo. He looked out the open window, hoping to spot his friend as he pulled closer to Verosika’s address. As he did, his phone vibrated, causing him to look down at it and frown.

NEW MESSAGE FROM BIG DADDY:

Fizz, can we talk? Please?

  Fizz rolled his eyes before he began to text back.

FIZZ:

Don’t u have work to do? 👿

BIG DADDY:

Fizz, that’s not fair. Don’t do this to me.

Can I just talk to you? Please, babe?

FIZZ:

Piss off, Asmodeus.

  With that, he put the phone down and sighed as he squeezed the bridge of his nose. Meanwhile, Oliver bit his lip as he clasped his hands together, causing his adoptive father to look down at him in worry.

  “You okay, Ollie?” Fizz asked, causing Oliver to glance up at him before he looked back down at the floor of the limo, then began to sign to him.

  “Are you and Papa fighting because of me, Daddy?”

  “What?!” Fizz asked. “Ollie, no! Why would you think that?”

  “Because my old parents fought about me all the time,” Oliver signed back to him. “I think that they were actually mad because… I wasn’t normal, like all the other kids. That’s why they got rid of me… and now…” He paused as he sniffed a bit. “And now… you and Papa are gonna get rid of me, too, aren’t you?”

  Fizz’s eyes softened before he gently hugged his son and kissed him on the top of his head.

  “I promise that’s not why Papa Ozzie and I are fighting, sweetie,” Fizz said. “You’re not the problem. He and I are just having a little… disagreement.”

  “So you’re not gonna take me back to the orphanage?” asked Oliver in sign language.

  “No, baby,” Fizz answered. “Not ever.”

  Oliver blinked up at him before he wrapped his little arms around his waist and nuzzled his face into his side, causing Fizz to smile as he held him.

  Soon, he pulled up to Verosika’s address, trying to spot his friend. That’s when he noticed a distinct shape sitting on the curb, covered with a white sheet that was splattered with fake blood.

  “Blitz?” Fizz called, causing the sheet to turn to him, revealing Blitzø’s partially hidden face.

  “…Hey, Fizz,” he greeted, sadly, causing the jester to sigh before he opened the door.

  “Get in, buddy,” he said. “Hurry, before someone sobers up and decides to come after you with fuckin’ pitchforks.”

  Blitzø entered the limousine as Fizz shut the door behind him.

  “Take us home, Jonas,” he said to the driver, who nodded as he rubbed at the Asmoden Crystal on his cap, then drove through the portal. As the vehicle drove down the rainy streets of Lust, Fizz glanced over at Blitzø, who just sat quietly as the sheet dropped from his head.

[disneymbti]

Hi! Could you do Thrax, Ozzy and Drix (from osmosis jones) types? (Their Mbti types, zodiac signs and enneagram types?).

Hi there sweetie, I really hope you like this a lot!

Thrax's MBTI Type, Big Three and Enneagram Type

MBTI Type: ENTJ [The Commander]

As ENTJs, Commanders are talkative, high energy, and thrive around people. They seek action and tend to involve themselves in events. They prefer not to spend too much time alone.

They focus more on the big picture than on tiny details—they’re interested in how everything connects together and trust their internal thought process more than they trust past experience.

ENTJs use logic rather than emotion in decision making. They tend to follow what makes sense, rather than what feels right.

They are structured, organized, like to plan ahead and know what’s going to happen. They appreciate rules, processes, and schedules.

Big Three: Scorpio Sun, Gemini Moon and Aries Rising

Scorpio Sun: Ruled by Mars and Pluto, the Scorpio Sun is known to be intense, mysterious, and ever-evolving. 

Gemini Moon: Ruled by winged messenger, Mercury, Gemini Moons enjoy discussing their complex feelings with others in order to gain a mindful and clear emotional perspective.

Aries Rising: Aries ascendants are known as the go-getters of the zodiac. They don’t let anything stand in their way of achieving their personal goals.

Enneagram Type: 3w4 [The Expert]

Basic Fear: Enneagram type threes with a four wing are afraid of failure. They tend to throw themselves into their careers and do anything it takes to succeed.

Basic Desire: Their most basic desire is to succeed and feel valued. They may show this by seeking validation of their hard work and successes.

Experts defend themselves by adapting or changing their personalities to fit their environment. This makes them great communicators, but may also lead them to being misunderstood or feeling fraudulent.  

Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones' MBTI Type, Big Three and Enneagram Type

MBTI Type: ESTP [The Entrepreneur]

ESTP types like being around large groups of people, whether they know them or not. They prefer being out in action to being at home by themselves.

They are very observant and detail-oriented people. They are practical and realistic, focusing on the here-and-now.

Entrepreneurs make decisions based in logic. They care more about following the truth than making other people happy.

They avoid schedules, preferring to make plans as they go. They are less aware of time and enjoy being adaptable.

Big Three: Gemini Sun, Sagittarius Moon and Leo Rising

Gemini Sun: Geminis are chatty and talkative, priding themselves on being in-the-know when it comes to news and gossip. Their dualistic nature allows them to see situations from a number of perspectives.

Sagittarius Moon: The Moon is considered to be lucky in Sagittarius, as it brings excitement, adventure, and abundance. However, those with Sagittarius Moons can be defensive at times.

Leo Rising: Leo ascendants bask in the glow of sunlight, radiating positivity and charm. Performers through and through, those with this friendly, radiant, and outgoing placement exude confidence and strength.

Enneagram Type: 7w6 [The Pathfinder]

Basic Fear: Sevens with a six wing have a deeply-rooted fear of missing out. They want to be trustworthy and honor commitments, but they also want to leave room to allow for last-minute opportunities.

Basic Desire: Their basic desire is to feel fulfilled and happy. They express this by searching for joy in every small thing that comes their way.

Pathfinders defend themselves by rationalizing away negative feelings. They unconsciously convince themselves that they are happy, even when they are not.

Drix's MBTI Type, Big Three and Enneagram Type

MBTI Type: ISTJ [The Logistician]

Introverted ISTJ types process the world internally. They tend to feel drained after social events and need time alone to recharge.

Highly pragmatic, they tend to focus more on the details, rather than the bigger picture. They make decisions based on what they see and know right now.

Logisticians prioritize logical thinking and are more concerned with facts than emotion. They believe the truth is more important than people’s feelings.

They are very structured and organized, preferring to plan ahead and follow rules and processes. They are disciplined and have a strong work ethic.

Big Three: Capricorn Sun, Virgo Moon and Taurus Rising

Capricorn Sun: Capricorn is ruled by authoritative Saturn, which is why they tend to work hard toward advancing themselves in earthly matters. 

Virgo Moon: Virgo Moons use their calm nature to gain deep clarity on matters, filtering questions through their kind, but reasonable, lens.

Taurus Rising: Those with Taurus risings exude grace and sophistication, and handle business with a sweet disposition.

Enneagram Type: 1w9 [The Optimist]

Basic Fear: One-wing-nine personality types have a basic fear of being unethical and corrupt. They avoid making morally wrong choices and can be objective and emotionally reserved.

Basic Desire: They have a basic desire to be morally good. They advocate for rights of others through teaching and discussion.

Optimists tend to respond to negativity by either redirecting their emotions or by avoiding them entirely. They may push themselves deeper into their work, their type one defense mechanism, or they may withdraw from it altogether, their type nine defense mechanism.

[the-delightful-temptation]

Continuation from here

@hannah-the-small

He heard rumors about Gritt’s past. How he didn’t like the experience he had in sex but never really got too much into the story. Asmodeus wasn’t that close before but a part of him was growing fond of the imp, and since he went to lust and started spending more time with the sin, he felt more responsible for him.

“You’re dealing with it? And how are you dealing with it, sweetie?” Ozzie tilted his head curious. 

[helluvashitposter]

This is the first time I'm gonna get in on reviewing the new Helluva boss episode because this was the one I was most excited for! But before I do that, I'm saying it now:

I saw a lot of negative reviews were focused around the Ozzie texts between Stolas and Blitzo and well...I'm sorry guys but my main focus is on THIS MAN RIGHT HERE

So without further a dooooooooo...

I honestly enjoyed Striker in this episode! I love seeing a wackier side of him and not just edgy edge lord, low voice, "I'm gonna eat your kids" through the whole episode. I understand why some people were super disappointed in him not being as threatening as he was in the first episode, but hey. This is a cartoon about dumb demons and sex, I try not to take it too seriously already! (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

(I also wanna say this now, I was also one of the people taken back by the change in voice actors, but I ain't even gonna let that bother me too much: I know folks like Norman are gonna be mighty expensive or too busy to keep around. As sad as it is, if I can get used to Stolas new voice, I can do the same for this one as long as it means more Strike!)

Speaking of Striker, the main criticism I keep seeing is that he was too egotistical, and because of that statue everyone is just saying he was another Chaz. But I honestly don't get this one?

Striker was ALWAYS just as entitled and self centered in the first episode: Did we forget this man literally made a song all about how awesome he is (That didn't even rhyme) And his speech to Blitz where he talked about how he was above the imps? The statue seems pretty in character for him! Striker has always sucked his own dick, maybe it was a little overzealous but definitely not enough for me to say he was just a full blown Chaz!

Plus, that man still took his job pretty damn serious! Never once was Striker incompetent or a dumbass in this episode. He knew his mission and he was damn malicious about, I mean if you gonna try to tell me this man wasn't just as bloodthirsty as he was last time-

This man has never once hesitated to hurt anyone who gets in his way or just for the fun of it and I think it still shows greatly here!

All and all, I have to disagree with everyone saying his character was "ruined" or "too Chaz like" Striker definitely did not spend the episode going on and on about how his dick is the biggest or how everyone wants to fuck him like Chaz would. (R.i.p Chaz, I love you sweetie!) As left field as the statue was, it definitely didn't steal from the fact that this man was once again determined to finish his job. Which got taken away from him by Stella at the last minute, which he was super bummed about, but he does get paid extra soooo! 🎉🎉🎉

(Full disclaimer: I didn't really care for the Stella part of the episode, I do like the voice actor for snowy owl though. But overall they really were just there...it's really hard to say anything about it other than the fact that she didn't want Stolas killed sooooo (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠))

Now for the big stuff: The pacing.

I have to say...I do have to agree with everyone when they say the pacing was all over the place. I have to admit: With all the trailers that we were getting, I was expecting this bad boy to be long as hell! At least a good 25 to 30 minutes because we were getting all kinds of things! But man...

Even though the little vet visit was funny, and I am a huge fan of that cute lil goat doctor, it did take away from the actual tension. I came here for badass Striker! And not to mention M&M barely got time to shine as well! The pacing really was just:

BOOM! STRIKER KIDNAPPED STOLAS--

Loona scared of vet 🥺

BAM! MOXXIE AND MILLIE ARE GONNA TAKE ON STRIKER BY THEMSELVES, OOOOOO POWER COUPLE--

Blitz and Karen yell at each other 🤬

RAAAAAH, STRIKER STABBY STOLAS, MILLIE AND MOXXIE CRASH THROUGH ROOF THOUGH, IT'S TIME FOR THE MOST EPIC FIGHT--

Loona got her shot 😊

I feel like we totally got robbed on a much more epic fight and some shades thrown from M&M and Striker, especially when it was a highlight of the trailer! These two being able to properly settle a score with Striker would have really made for such an amazing tension scene since they were the main ones who were affected by him in the first episode. LIKE GUYS, LET MOX AND MILL SHINE WHEN BLITZO ISN'T AROUND, I BEG YOU! THEY'RE AMAZING TOO!! 😭

I will stand by everyone when they say: WE NEED MORE MILLIE DAMNIT!

The ending with Stolas definitely tugged at my heart strings, I won't lie! But again, I'm not here for the Stolitz angst, I was just here to see Strikey boy. WHO DIDN'T DIE, SO YES! TAKE THAT TWITTER!!! MY BOY GETS TO HUNT ANOTHER DAY, AND NOT ONCE DID HE GET HIT BY A TRAIN, IN FACT HE APPARENTLY LOVES THEM SO HA!!

All and all, I will say Harvest moon was peek Striker. It's gonna be hard to ever top that, Norman Striker will forever be missed! But at the end of the day, I did enjoy seeing my favorite cowboy again, and there's apparently some more lore behind him as well that we'll hopefully get to see in the later seasons. I'm just glad I can easily sleep tonight knowing that he wasn't just killed off in the second episode we get him in! 🙏

So it was a good time all around! Especially watching it with my favorite person 💕

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Lucifer and Lilith are dead at the hand of Adam & Eve Michael & Lailah. Charlie lost her parents but guess who asherah choose to comfort. Her granddaughter

Asherah: Charlie don't worry grandma is her

Beelzebub : Sweetie aunty bee is never stop to love you

Asmodeus: Uncle Ozzie is here too

Mammon: Uhhh just cry whatever that make you feel better

Paimon: Daughter of Lucifer do not worry I'm here to serve you

Adam: Seriously ?

Eve: What the fuck?

Michael: Lucifer is not innocent

Lailah: So does lilith

Eve: THAT IS NOT FAIIIIIIR WHY SHE GET THAT BUT NOT US

Paimon: You two cease this bitch crying ok princess is hurting not you

Mephistopheles: I recommended four of you get out

Ok