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Just watched Sweeney Todd with Bread. They get why I'm like this now
#it was an experience#we both love anthonys stalker/homing pigeon instinct#'hes got like a stalker radar if anyone will find her its him'#'at least one person will always know where you are'#everyone in this movie is soooooo deranged it made me deranged#and now. bread is too#'shes the devils wife!'#(sweeney is giving her serial killer eyes)#they were singing at the end about pretty women always being there with you#while his wife is dead in the floor and johanna is in the trunk alsnaonsoansoajw#the movie case came slightly damaged aroujd the top clasp#i said it looks like someone chewed on it and bread joked it was sweeney himself#now look at whos chewing on the movie#us#both of us at the same time: 'this is what 20 charisma looks like' (leading beadle upstairs)
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What's everyone yappin' about? (Small Update: Only 3 pages a week from now on!)
Bug Fact: Chitin is the key structural component of all arthropod exoskeletons. It can be as flexible as a wing or as hard as a clam shell.
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#Since a lot of life things are happening this upcoming month I need to focus on that! I may skip a few updates too. If need be!#Sly basically just insulted her wrinkles LMAO#uhhhhhmmmm👆🤓#hes right behind me isnt he#The Tiktiks are surrounding Elderbug because he once fed them a few pieces of bread. And now they're flocking around him like NY pigeons.#Quirrel and Hollow have canes now! One is old and the other is physically disabled. They bond over their shared cane usage <3#Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight#Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight V2#hollow knight humans#hornet hollow knight#ghost hollow knight#my art#dewi#comic#hollow knight au#Lilybug Comics#art#Hollow Knight#hollow knight fanart#hk fanart#hollow knight comic#hollow knight art#hk art#hk au#hk sly#hollow knight sly
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Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.
BUT. Have you considered?
They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).
Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.
The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"
Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"
"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"
"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"
Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout
#zosan#sanji#zoro#strawhats#op#one piece#this post brought to you by my burning shoulders#i love bread but damn#also i have made whipped cream by hand before#yes it was a complete pain.#would not recommend#i think im gonna start tagging these posts#maybe.....#anime posting#?#good as anything for now i guess#...ok i realize schnitzel isnt baking but my point still stands#also#rereading this#beating meat#stiff#sticky mess#good lord there's just a whole host of innuendo here#obviously this could be platonic too i just automatically tag it as zosan
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What do you think about wally with fangs ewe?

F I n a. L l y, an excuse to draw him with dientes-
feels very cursed but honestly it looks good on the ol puppet smhhh


Lil doodles of the ol goblin-
Every time I look at reference photos for Howdy I get all happy kicking my feet in the air giggling smhh
#Welcome home#welcome how wally#Wally darling#welcome home howdy#howdy pillar#i used to get that kinda bread a lot as a wee smol child#However I never really focused on eating the bread part? It was always too hard for me#I’d mostly just eat the sugar (making sure to eat it with said bread so at least I ate some of it JHDDHD)#Now days I never really eat anything sweet#My go to is always them breads with the cheese and jalapeño in em#M y g o l l y I crave em#Sadly my stores don’t sELL EM MUCH ANYMORE ITS INCREDIBLY RARE TO FIND EMMMMMM#If I’m lucky I’d find ones with just cheese smh
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i saw these posts where G-Man was drawn based on photos of willem dafoe... so here's my (very late) contribution I made while playing around in S2FM
bonus: the sillyyyyyyyyyyy
#half life#gman#shitpost#s2fm#my stuff#i swear the first picture still cracks me up so bad. like what is this pose!!!#imagine if alyx opened up the vault cage and gman is just... doing this pose. or a damn split#also isn't it crazy that you can kind of control gman's tongue in s2fm??? idk about sfm but it wasn't possible in gmod lmao#i do want to animate the last one and have gman do the 'ah... eto... bleh!' thing...#but i'm a bit too intimidated to do any kind of animation in s2fm haha#why is gman holding a snark and a bread? why is willem dafoe holding two oranges... one of them moldy? hmm?#okay i'll shut up now shdfajk
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes#“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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Blue Stray on the brain…
First of prolly like. A billion pieces of fanart I want to draw for @tumble-witch ‘s Bread Girl AU!!!! I wanted to post a bunch at one time but I am so impatient lmao ITS BLUE STRAY HOURSSSS‼️‼️
Gotta draw Golden Beetle next I am 3-1 on Marinette vs Adrien drawings my boy needs some love 🙏🙏 (Im just a sucker for angst)
Went. Insane in the tags bc that’s the best way to yap 💖🌸
#the colours beat me up so bad#I referenced the ones from the Valentine’s Day comic bc they’re so pretty 😭🌸��#one thing I rlly love about the hero designs in this au is simply that the hair is different#it’s such a small thing but it makes such a big impact#like the length of their hair is completely different to their civilian forms#it’s like they swapped lengths lmao which I’m assuming was on purpose#it makes it sm easier to suspend disbelief that nobody can tell their identies#past just miraculous magic and all#spinning this au in my brain so much#y’all don’t know how much swap aus excite me like#it changes the foundation of the media in such an interesting way without changing the core concepts#ITS SO NEATTTTT#I’ve been brainrotting over bread girl au sm lol#just as much as my s and sh swap au#I’ve just been working on this whilst watching canon miraculous and going ooooo I wonder how that would go in bgau#help me/silly#rainy art#I keep forgetting that tag 💔💔💔#I don’t even know if that IS the tag 😭😭😭#I hope this looks alright I’ve been staring at it for. too long.#I started colouring it last night but it wasn’t looking good so I waited till today to finish it#helped a lot‼️‼️‼️‼️#I GOTTA DRAW BLUE STRAY MORE SHES SO CUTEEEE 💖💖🌸🌸🌸#silliest girl ever (she will face the horrors)#okay I will cease my yapping now otherwise I WILL go on forever and ever
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Fanfiction is so goated actually
No monetary incentive, just writing in one's free time. Some incentive for like kudos and comments, because who doesn't want to hear that someone else enjoyed what they wrote. Just writing a story that is good and/or enjoyable, no real-life pressure to keep it going because god forbid you and other people are depending on it financially.
Writing a story because you want to write a good story, so you can write what they want the way you want, at a pace that is realistic for you, with exactly the plot pacing you want there to be.
#c*rny posts#thinking about this after the my h*ro academia leaks lmao#i have read barely a few chapters of the manga and then kept up with it through tumblr osmosis#i was interested in how its gonna end#and after reading the leaks i was like 'well its up to the fanfic writers to write a good ending now'#cause. it was kind of underwhelming. like some stuff made sense and some things were just done badly#which is realistic considering h*rikoshi is apparently burned out to hell#and i was thinking. man. if i had to write AND illustrate a story for like ten years straight. because its my bread and butter#and there are other people depending on the story doing well to make money#it would 100% get to me. i would rather end it all lmao#which is why i think fanfic is so great#just writing a story that you want. that makes sense to you. that has elements you want. that is exactly as long as you want.#and there isnt even a possibility of really monetizing it so there is no drive to make is 'succeed' or make it as long as possible#this could be applied to just writing a 'regular' story also that is not intended for publishing#also kinda makes me think about h*ikyuu#i kinda do feel the timeskip and the ending were a bit rushed#but like. if it was me. i would have rushed it too lmao#after so many years of working on one thing and one thing only i would have been so done. just so done#and h*ikyuu ending to me wasnt even bad. it was good with good resolution of everything. with characters evolving and achieving their dreams#not necessarily volleyball related (like tenma)#the progress made realistic sense#but it did feel a bit rushed#anyway#fanfic and writing for yourself is great#and manga authors face way too much pressure from people dependent on them. from fans. even from society in general
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Pain is a great motivator…
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Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)
Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!
#CHARA WTF DO YOU MEAN “COMPUTER”????#lol i hope you guys dont hate me for what im doing in the next update.#IS THAT A MAC OS???#Yes......owo''#Kris and the Gang are LITTLE now. I've pixelated them and turned them into little game characters!#FINALLY!!#I never thought I would be going so far in the story to explain WHY Kris pulls out their SOUL and opens Darkfountains even when they killed#Berdly in Chapter 2. Pain can make people do horrible things.#Uhhhhhhhhh anyways. :3 I hope you liked it! I made this post a little too long for my liking and didnt get it out when i wanted too-#but thats okay! As long as people enjoy it :)#bread#art#deltarune chara timeline#deltarune chara timeline comic#seriously though#long post#man am I glad I switched over to the limited color palet! It helps me feel alot more relaxed uwu#This is....way over 16 hours of work q-q#chara#asriel#susie#kris#asriel dreemurr#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#susie deltarune#deltarune#comic#my art
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learning to revive stale bread by wrapping it in damp paper towels and heating it up changed my life forever the world is good actually
#brought to you by the 'I bought a loaf of French Bread and forgot about it for a day too long' club#but she fixed now babyyyy#and i can dunk her in my stew again
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that pyro and spy drawing reminds me of the marshmallow test to be honest
hah! I can see that! We've seen Pyro running a (very) successful business so he'd probably be able to wrangle both treats off Spy whether by hook or crook. I sort of like to imagine that money doesn't really mean anything to the mercs...they all get paid such ludicrous amounts and either have goals that don't align with 'wealth' or that the their personal wealth is a means to a very silly end (Heavy and his custom bullets, Spy single-handedly supporting the Italian haute craft industry through his tastes etc) that you end up with a bunch of people who are like out of touch British politicians when it comes to finances. Miss Pauling totally gives them all crib sheets on how much a pint of milk costs when they have to do public outreach. So in Spy's eyes how much could a lolly cost anyways? 500 euros?? I guess. Might as well. 🤷♂️
#asks#im specifying british politicans as idk if its a thing elsewhere#but interviewers will reguarly ask politicians how much milk sugar bread etc costs to see if they still understand how normal people live#unfortunately they get GIVEN crib sheets now pre interviews as too many guffs happened lol
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Now that ethos pov is out (woohoo!) It did NOT escape my notice that he and joel had their spawns set to the same bed
#its the one outside the heart foundation in the mangrove#hmmmmm boat boys bread crumbsssss#idk if anyone else had their spawn set there too. people just run along and click beds like theyre sleep deprived#but cmon. my insanity is fed and satiated (for now)#boat boys#smalletho#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#etho#ethoslab#secret life#life series#trafficblr#trafficshipping
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it is 2:30 in the morning, I just got home from doordashing for like 10 hours straight, and I see that @the-booty-crusader liked my post and IM LITERALLY SCREAMING! I’m so tired I almost cried, being tired makes me emotional, SSSSHHHHH.
I read their “Red Robin, Into the Timverse” series on Ao3 ages ago (fucking read it, its so good, IT HAS AMAZING ART DONE BY THEM I LITERALLY WANNA COSPLAY THE PHOENIX TIM FROM THE OTHER UNIVERSE) and I was literally reading their Tim Krake fic while dashing today.
I’m sorry if I seem super weird, I’m just so excited and idk how the hell you saw that post (its chefs kiss but i digress). Ok I think I need sleep
#LITERALLY HOW DID YOU FIND IT#I MEAN MY BESTIE ISNT WRONG IM HER ASSUMPTION BUT STILL#Im such a freak#i probably just scared them away with this#im so sorry for my sins#i seriously need sleep but rent is due i gotta get that bread#feeling those tim drake vibes#i literally need caffiene to survive half the time now#i did not ask to become him#i didnt sign up for this#can i atleast get the kick ass vigilante skills too if im gonna get his shitty hot mess bullshit too#tim drake#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#dc universe#dc red robin
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this is your daily reminder that it is a CANON EVENT that josh hutcherson inadvertently inspired jennifer lawrence to pursue an acting career when they were kids long before they ever met. this is some everlark level of soulmatism wtf wtf
#I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE#IT LITERALLY PARALLELS EVERLARK#HOW PEETA THROUGH KATNISS THE BREAD DESPITE THEM NEVER TALKING BEFORE#HOW THAT ACT HELPED KATNISS AND HER FAMILY SURVIVE#AND NOW WHEN JOSH BECAME AN ACTOR HE INSPIRED JLAW TO BE ONE TOO#DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY NEVER MET#AND THEN THEY MET TO PLAY SOUMATES IN THG#ITS JUST TOO UNREAL#why isn’t this more common knowledge??#the hunger games#thg#everlark#joshifer#josh hutcherson#jennifer lawrence#mine
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don’t you hate it when you spill your leftovers fuckin everywhere
#baron afanas#wwdits#wwdits fanart#what we do in the shadows#baron posting#.mine#i too am from new jersey so i can make this joke#wild to me that nutley is where i get bread and muffins from#and now all i think about when going there is this hot disaster muffin#please note that the tupperware is ROUND#because soup is ROUND
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This is SO laughably absurd??? A social media manager / PR person's job is to follow the team and spin the season's narrative to the fans, allowing that inside peek at behind the scenes that fans get so curious about? If nyc management is going to be this archaic about it, why not just hire a man and let him actually do his job -_- because you know. Those slutty slutty suductresses are gonna go have dinner with players if they stay in the same hotel. This is so fucking stupid, what is this the 50s when women weren't allowed to travel unchaperoned. And at the RINK too??? Like wtf lol. This explains why the rangers social media has gone from homophobic but good to paltry and superfluous.
#Nyr boots liveblog#Im sooooo mad because the team right now can be sooooooooooo good we saw it last year#Like get mikas confidence back let bread get healthy and they could really have a chance this year too#We KNOW how good kreids is in playoffs#I think the one glaring weakness was that the rangers were not a physical team at all#And now theyve gone and got rid of one of the only controversial physical players so now its really really not a physical team#I mean theres a reason the stupid philly bullies kept winning#I suspect its the only reason the florida team did so well against the rangers last year#But like that troch bread and laffy line???? Effing brilliant why cant the team capitalize on that#Instead of causing all this drama and bad vibes
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