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I feel like these 2 quotes are literally the core of Kim's character. Like yeah he spills the whole thing here.
He's afraid of becoming a joke and he really likes not taking the first step when doing something fun. I'm actually speechless about how open he is about it, in these 2 moments.
#disco elysium#ro.txt#i replayed the game. i think im more unwell now than i was before#a very ''harry i will NOT wear the piss jacket. unless.'' guy. he employs esoteric rituals to allow himself to have fun#because otherwise he's too afraid.#they're actually soulmates. im. insane.
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adding to the "there should have been more genuine tension within the seven" train of thought, it would have been funny if the Argo II, technically being a ship, meant it fell under Percy's power domain and he could control it all at whim, rendering all the carefully crafted controls Leo built useless if Percy felt like being an asshole
#Leo “this ship is my destiny” Valdez vs Percy “ships fall under my daddy's domain which means Im the captain now ” Jackson#real talk we could have gotten a part where the seven disagreed on where they should be going next#maybe its a 4-3 split#and its just getting more and more heated (with Leo and Percy on opposing sides)#and it turns into this thing where they're both trying to direct the ship#which only gets the others involved and pissed#(actually its been so long since I read hoo I can't remember if the argo 2 was self-flying or if Leo had to actively guide it)#mine
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being a butch with a lil baby face is so painful, i will be chatting with a girl like "heey look at me im so charming and cool right now, like we got something going here" and then we'll talk for a second longer and she'll say "oh so how old are you? you look 16" and then my whole world crumbles and my confidence falls apart
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So apparently there's a homophobe at my workplace, that thought i was "staring at him" bc he told HR "i was staring at him and I make him uncomfortable."
Like bro you're so not on my radar? I'm just a social person, and as i walk through the production floor, i like to make friendly eye contact and nod hellos from time to time. and i walk through most of the building daily, multiple times a day. I'm bound to bump into people multiple times. if you caught me glancing at you, like?? it was just a glance???? Like, "oh there's that guy with the face peircing, okay moving on with my thing" and THATS IT?? like wtf? Staring??? STARING AT YOU?????? please. you wish. and i made you "uncomfortable" for just being my friendly self? THE FUCK? Okay my only explanation is you're a homophobe, and like a fragile one too.
[I have a few rainbow pins on my jacket, its not a secret but with the exception of the pins, that like the only thing that confirms im not straight]
Ugh, anyway, i was shaking and holding back tears when i got back to my desk, cos i was called up for some bullshit that was CLEARLY homophobic paranoia. But ofc neither HR, nor my Lead can call him out on it, bc he kept his complaint about me vague. and i could tell they were thinking what i was thinking too, based on how the conversation went, but they intentionally skirted around it, bc their hands were tied by the fact that he did keep it vague, and because of "plausible deniability" (im assuming) they can't actually prove it was homophobia.
[which is like so fuckin ugh... But im at least comforted that my lead and manager were both on my side on the the matter, and advised me to just ignore him and avoid him whenever possible.]
Like ew, gross, let me reiterate. he 👏 is 👏 not 👏 even 👏 a 👏 BLIP 👏 on my radar.👏⛔
And, Like, I'm happily in a relationship too, You DOLT! The Fuck i need a mid-ass dope like you?? it's always the mid looking ones that swear every gay is out to get them, i swear to god. fuck outta here. i ain't lookin' at you. ugly ass, dumb ass, wannabe cholo. fuck u.
.... anyway if anyone read this all the way through, please don't reblog this. lol, and i just needed to rant and work out my frustration with this situation through text. this is about as much attention I'm gonna give that dolt, ever. im done. (but i swear, if he tries me one more time I'm gonna call him out. fuck him.)
#mexicanblanket#text post#work shit#homophobia#workplace homophobia#i swear that whole interaction made me feel like shit#and now im pissed#tw homophobia#not cool#rant
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BLOOD WARNING ⚠️
I FINISHED IT WEREWOLF LADY AND HER VAMPIRE "LAB PARTNER"
fun progress shot
just wanted to show this rendering off have a nice day drink some water take ur meds eat a nice snack bye gold byee !!
#gravity falls#artisms#artists on tumblr#stanford pines#fiddauthor#gravity falls fiddleford#gravity falls stanford#genderbend#fiddleford genderbent#stanford genderbent#gravity falls fanart#yuri warrior#i love yuri#stanford as a werewolf is a fun novelty to me#because i think she would be in the zone but then the full moon would come up#and after those couple hours she comes to and realizes she trashed her entire study#and gets pissed at herself over it#also vampire fidds should have a cowboy hat its so silly i love it#im a tag warrior right now
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redraw of a meme my brother sent me. hello ultrakill fandom
"the armor comes off-" yeah but that's not Nearly as funny
#ultrakill#maurice#gabriel#ultrakill gabriel#art#doodles#shitpost#he is a kind of robot to me. i dont know if im drawing more ultrakill but the armor aint never comin off okay#fanart#it is amazing how hard this stupid gayass angel was wiping the fucking floor with me until i remembered to Slide#reminds me. ''i dont know if im drawing more ultrakill'' no that's a lie i have at least one more doodle. and THEN i dont know#his fight pissed me off before that. but not nearly as much as the secret Crash Bandicoot mission. fuck that level <3 fuck that LEVEL#NEVER PLAYED CB AND NOW I NEVER WILL OUT OF NOTHING BUT SPITE THANKS
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I GRADUATE TOMORROW!!!
#iasip#i spent half the day trying to come up with an idea for this#and then the other half of the day pissed off that it looked bad#and then i was like fuck it let me draw it instead#4 years of art school accumulated to this last ditch effort fan art of my blorbos#lets GOOOOO#at the beginning of this year i would have thrown up at the thought of having to show my interests to literally anyone i know irl#and now it’s all i do like constantly#and its gonna be at the same venue as the podcast live shows 😵💫#im kinda doxxing myself#anyways#coming full circle babyyy#my art
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there’s a new girl at my job who insists that she’s “very good at reading people”, and keeps giving everyone bullshit diagnosis.
She just told a friend that she’s “manipulative with some psychopathy tendencies”
Can’t believe I’m finally gonna use my psychology almost-degree (didn’t actually graduate because lockdown and covid but she doesn’t need to know that) to shut her up
#im so fucking pissed these armchair psychologists#girl read one (1) book and watched a few tiktoks and now shes a goddamn expert#girl shut up
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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut
What a mess
#fop nature au#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop#dale dimmadome#Flowers OC#candy gore#gore#blood#body horror#this really is a mess on so many levels#I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up#everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain#And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now#Not exactly easy to explain away#Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol#Im sure he'll be fine#This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it#Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline#which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO#Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup#Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time#that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing#Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished#He's gonna have to get metal implants#You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch#He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite#Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks
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Imma be real: I was hoping folks' takeaway from the DAV art book would be reassurance that people cared a lot about making DA4 a faithful follow-up and not 'they hate us look at all the content they cut' 🫠
There is no cut content. Brother if there was a single-player build ready to roll I don't think they would have chosen to work off the live service build. Someone saw all of these cool ideas and the team that won Game of the Year at the 2014 VGAs and said "fuck no" at the pre-production phase. That's the tragedy. And we've known about this since 2019:
"Perhaps the saddest thing about Dragon Age 4’s cancellation in 2017 for members of the Dragon Age team was that this time, they thought they were getting it right." (...) “We were working towards something very cool, a hugely reactive game, smaller in scope than Dragon Age: Inquisition but much larger in player choice, followers, reactivity, and depth,” one source told Schreier. “I’m sad that game will never get made.” [x]
Please for the love of god make an effort to appreciate DAV for what it is. Its a fun game. But if even the people involved wish things panned out differently fans are absolutely allowed to mourn too. And if you fight them ☝🏿 you will be fighting me.
#wheres this energy for the person who said to make a live service#ive never been so ungodly angry at someone i have never met ⬅️ thats where ive been these past 3 months#theyre probably still there too...might even be on ME5 now...i cant stand it man#conversation is so mired in culture war nonsense and fan infighting that they just get to slither under the radar oh im pissed
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funny how shauna's always jealous of someone else, always lusting for what others have, betraying and hurting everyone around her to be anything but herself. she wants to be recognized as someone independent, powerful, admirable, but that will never happen, because no matter what, she will never have an identity, and will always be cursed to wear someone else's skin.
#bih pisses me off im ngl#listen i like her bc shes complex#but i genuinely#AH#hate her#epitome of the jealous friend that does everything possible to fuck up your life#first jackie now nat#damn#TERRIBLE FRIEND#L SHAUNA#L#yellowjackets#shauna shipman#jackie taylor#natalie scatorccio
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Might I suggest…
Sebby in a maid outfit? 🤔🥵
the scenario is that their class/year is doing a maid cafe (for some reason) and if any dudes from other classes come by to try and see clora in her maid outfit / request she serve them food, seb gets in the way✋✋ LOL
#like oh U WANNA SEE A MAID?? OK BET. meanwhile clora is just thrilled to see seb in his outfit BAHHA#the maid cafe is an anime trope LOL iykyk. seb falling to his knees in despair when the class decided on doing it#like yea cool he gets to see clora as a maid BUT NOW EVERYONE ELSE WILL AS WELL!!!#seb was hoping theyd vote on school play so that he could get the role of prince and clora could be princess and then they could smooch#choccyart#ask#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#omg now im just imagining if they did a play and clora had to kiss another guy on stage for the play BAHAHA#its victorian times so the students wouldnt do a kiss even if its for a play...but even them just pretending to kiss would piss seb off LOL#im just imagining him in the audience watching that scene tapping his finger and bouncing his leg a mile a minute LMAO#whoevers playing prince charming would be SWEATING
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i’m sure you’ve noticed but i really, really like stylizing freaks
#freak fortress#tf2 freaks#tf2#team fortress 2#painis cupcake#soupcock porkpie#piss cakehole#ass pancakes#era.png#id in alt text#ohhh i would have added sooo much more of my stylized designs in this post but im fighting for my life right now (has a mild fever)#i pushed through tho bc um. my autism#i also was going to keep this lineup for my eventual dedicated painis + spoofs post but umm. uhh. uh#oh i also like giving freaks their own unique emblems just because iiii think its fun
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LET HIM GET UP LET HIM GET UP
#NO! LEAVE THAT MAN ALONE!#sometimes its embarrassing watching this part like bro only got a few punches in#let charles be a badass GOD#i get that he was fighting apocalypse BUT THIS IS LITERALLY CHARLES DOMAIN WHY IS HE GETTING BEAT#apocalypse wiping the floor with him damn#they really giving charles the damsel in distress roles IM CRYING#that man literally has military training please ☹️#my phone updated now my emojis are too big pissing me off#he’s literal the worlds most powerful telepath why is he losing in the astral plane?? 😧#if people weren’t so pissy about telepathy charles wouldn’t have to limit himself so much#anti-telepathy people i am coming for you (and not in the good way)#honestly this was all probably an excuse for jean to be cool but she could’ve done that herself we didn’t need to beat charles to a pulp#charles xavier#professor x#x men#anti xmen apocalypse#xmcu#cherik#wish does not shut up
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Source - AmonSyd
(Artist's Patreon Trello and Telegram Channel)
#gay scalie#gay scalie bulge#gay scalie pits#gay scalie gummigoo#just a lil peek a boo dick mast#i will never watch your media sir but i will suck your dick like im trying to finish a popsicle in 45 seconds#we had a small discussion on the discord but i think he cums sour candy liquid#my dude pisses sprite tho its wild#also hello from FWA im q'in shit up today for the blog but i should be checked in by now lol
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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU
i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo
(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)
ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3
#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep#no braincell rn#goodbye it is wine time#hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you#just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc#god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW#art2 and craft2#dnp#phanart#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phinktober#punk edits irl come back to me please#i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin#idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO#actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc#OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME#good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that#now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life
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