#NO! LEAVE THAT MAN ALONE!

[wishchip106]

LET HIM GET UP LET HIM GET UP

[daftmooncretin]

armand and louis are like that couple that have a baby to save their marriage but instead of having a baby they emotionally torture an old man that they both kind of want to fuck

[ineedmantitties]

"you only find sukuna attractive because he's in yuji's bod-"

LIEEEEESSSS

HAVE YALL SEEN THIS MAN?????

HIS TRUE FORM IS ONE OF THE YUMMEST, HOTTEST THINGS I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, FOUR ARMS, TWO MOUTHS, TWO COCKS, 7 FEET OF PURE MUSCLE, HIS LETHAL FACE CARD AND YOU COME HERE AND HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME I ONLY FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE HE'S IN YUJI'S BODY???

PUH-LEASE I'M A TOTAL FREAK FOR THIS MAN, PUT ME AND HIM IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND ONE OF US IS COMING OUT PREGNANT AND IT AINT GONNA BE MEE

HE'S NOT A HEAR ME OUT, HE'S A HOLD ME BACK!!!!!

[ilium-ilia]

tw: somno, non/dub-con

Johnny doesn't like house parties.

You'd think he would, with his loud mouth and antics, he'd fit right in. But his ears begin to buzz when the voices grow too loud, and the migraines he gets ever since he took that bullet to the head are often debilitating even on the best of days. Wandering through the halls of this unfamiliar home, well away from everyone else, offers some reprieve, but anxiety and unrecognized anger still tingles in the back of his mind like a virus waiting to break through even his best firewalls.

He decides not to look a gift horse in the mouth when he happens across a quiet bedroom tucked somewhere on the top floor of the home. The aroma wafting through the room tightens the muscles in his brain. Is that bergamot orange and chamomile? It smells like the oils his therapist recommended he try to help aid his sleeping problems; to fight off the nightmares that lurk deep in his psyche.

It isn't until he notices your form buried in the plush blankets on your bed that he realizes you're trying the same trick. Passed out on your stomach with your pillow tucked close to your chest, you look like an angel in the dim light of your desk lamp.

The universe has dropped a largesse in the palm of his hand, and he knows better than to be prodigal.

So don't be surprised when you wake up to someone straddling your hips with fat hands palming at your arse, and please try not to whine too much when your knickers get torn, Johnny's head hurts something fierce, and he's hoping you can help with that.

[lilislegacy]

i’m just gonna come out and say it

if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.

[messymoonmad]

Perhaps… the gang? (Ody Poli and eury)

The whole crew is here btw one of them dared

( @nimbusthewinion not what you want but get this instead of smut 🤭)

[m00nbuggies]

theyre bffs guys

[vaxxildamn]

finally…… the legendary Level 20 Scissor Gal-adin

[jugganautism]

i finished gravity falls today!!! woohoo!!! (im gonna sob)

[crabussy]

I will never grow tired of smiling at strangers and having them smile back. genuine smiles. we don’t know each other at all. we share our lives for only one moment. we both leave the encounter feeling a little bit lighter inside. it’s like, here’s a little piece of warmth I have to spare. thank you for the little piece of yours.

[turtletoria]

the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid

[thewistlingbadger]

Fuck Miguel because HES actually the first anomaly. He abused his power/ability to travel between universes to take the place of someone else. Had he not done that, that universe and everything in it would still be around. But Miles? Miles ACCIDENTALLY got bit by spider that wasn't where it was supposed to be. How tf was he supposed to know that?

[panakina]

Imagine constantly being compared to who you were at 14. No wonder Jason todd goes a bit bonkers sometimes.

[linnytheseagull]

More classic literature YouTubers because it's so funny to me

Bonus content:

[vintage-bentley]

I do not feel comfortable being openly homosexual in the company of “queer” people. Even hinting that I experience absolutely no attraction to the male sex is stressful, because often this results in a bunch of questions that equally feel like bafflement and interrogation. “What about THESE men?” No, not them either. No men. “But this man identifies as a woman!” I am not wired to be attracted to pronouns. “What about this man? He’s femme!” He is still a man, and I am still a lesbian. “So just no men at all?” YES. What is so hard to understand about that? Why can’t you just accept that female homosexuality exists, that it isn’t an evil ideology, and that it’s just how I and many other women are born? Why can you accept and understand so many things, but draw the line at a woman having no interest in the male sex?

[scatterbrainedbot]

cass, a professional: order of badass donbot, extra dramatic entrance!

me, nodding, banned from most kitchens: leo drama and angst, heard chef!

(shoutout to @somerandomdudelmao for yet again making feel emotions i cannot fully explain)