#NO! LEAVE THAT MAN ALONE!
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LET HIM GET UP LET HIM GET UP
#NO! LEAVE THAT MAN ALONE!#sometimes its embarrassing watching this part like bro only got a few punches in#let charles be a badass GOD#i get that he was fighting apocalypse BUT THIS IS LITERALLY CHARLES DOMAIN WHY IS HE GETTING BEAT#apocalypse wiping the floor with him damn#they really giving charles the damsel in distress roles IM CRYING#that man literally has military training please ☹️#my phone updated now my emojis are too big pissing me off#he’s literal the worlds most powerful telepath why is he losing in the astral plane?? 😧#if people weren’t so pissy about telepathy charles wouldn’t have to limit himself so much#anti-telepathy people i am coming for you (and not in the good way)#honestly this was all probably an excuse for jean to be cool but she could’ve done that herself we didn’t need to beat charles to a pulp#charles xavier#professor x#x men#anti xmen apocalypse#xmcu#cherik#wish does not shut up
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armand and louis are like that couple that have a baby to save their marriage but instead of having a baby they emotionally torture an old man that they both kind of want to fuck
#but seriously can they leave daniel alone its not his fault that he’s funnier then you#try all you want to hide the cracks but louis misses his ex and armand wants that senile old man carnally#iwtv#iwtv season 2#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#armand
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"you only find sukuna attractive because he's in yuji's bod-"
LIEEEEESSSS
HAVE YALL SEEN THIS MAN?????




HIS TRUE FORM IS ONE OF THE YUMMEST, HOTTEST THINGS I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, FOUR ARMS, TWO MOUTHS, TWO COCKS, 7 FEET OF PURE MUSCLE, HIS LETHAL FACE CARD AND YOU COME HERE AND HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME I ONLY FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE HE'S IN YUJI'S BODY???


PUH-LEASE I'M A TOTAL FREAK FOR THIS MAN, PUT ME AND HIM IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND ONE OF US IS COMING OUT PREGNANT AND IT AINT GONNA BE MEE
HE'S NOT A HEAR ME OUT, HE'S A HOLD ME BACK!!!!!
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna x reader#sukuna x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk men#jjk spoilers#sukuna ryomen#ryomen sukuna#manga spoilers#besides yuji is a MINOOR#i would never think of him this way#im into adult men NOT children#im TIRED of yall saying this under ANY edit of my man#leave us sukuna girlies alone ✋️🙄#sukuna#yuji itadori
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tw: somno, non/dub-con
Johnny doesn't like house parties.
You'd think he would, with his loud mouth and antics, he'd fit right in. But his ears begin to buzz when the voices grow too loud, and the migraines he gets ever since he took that bullet to the head are often debilitating even on the best of days. Wandering through the halls of this unfamiliar home, well away from everyone else, offers some reprieve, but anxiety and unrecognized anger still tingles in the back of his mind like a virus waiting to break through even his best firewalls.
He decides not to look a gift horse in the mouth when he happens across a quiet bedroom tucked somewhere on the top floor of the home. The aroma wafting through the room tightens the muscles in his brain. Is that bergamot orange and chamomile? It smells like the oils his therapist recommended he try to help aid his sleeping problems; to fight off the nightmares that lurk deep in his psyche.
It isn't until he notices your form buried in the plush blankets on your bed that he realizes you're trying the same trick. Passed out on your stomach with your pillow tucked close to your chest, you look like an angel in the dim light of your desk lamp.
The universe has dropped a largesse in the palm of his hand, and he knows better than to be prodigal.
So don't be surprised when you wake up to someone straddling your hips with fat hands palming at your arse, and please try not to whine too much when your knickers get torn, Johnny's head hurts something fierce, and he's hoping you can help with that.
#ilium writing#jm ilia#soap x reader#john mactavish x reader#soap mactavish x reader#idk this is giving nothing but i just need that man to fuck me to sleep and then leave me alone
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i’m just gonna come out and say it
if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.
#like a good few inches taller#if you can’t relate to this thought process then keep on scrolling#call me toxic#call me petty#call me stupid#i don’t care#i know damn well that height doesn’t matter and doesn’t make one man better than another#it doesn’t represent dominance#percy is the better man because of his bravery and his loyalty and his unwavering goodness#but i’m so loyal to percy that literally anything that gives him any sort of edge over luke gives me satisfaction#LEAVE ME AND MY PETTINESS ALONE#unless you ageee#then please join the club#i swear to gods if even one person calls me toxic or says i’m encouraging double standards i WILL delete this app and im not bluffing#THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT#YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND#short kings i love you don’t even worry#this is between me and luke#and percy and luke#percy jackson#luke castellan#pjo#percabeth#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#annabeth chase#rick riordan#riordanverse#pjo headcanons
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Perhaps… the gang? (Ody Poli and eury)

The whole crew is here btw one of them dared
( @nimbusthewinion not what you want but get this instead of smut 🤭)
#idk maybe elpenor#leave my bbg alone he's just a man#you will have to fight me before i actually deliver smut#odysseus fanart#odysseus#epic fanart#epic the musical fanart#epic the musical#epic#epic odysseus#epic odypen#odypen#odysseus epic#epic polites#epic eurylochus#eurylochus#polites#600 men#funny
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theyre bffs guys
#ty vivimeng for actor au#my art#art#digital art#fanart#ozzy stick to one fandom challenge (FAILED INSTANTLY)#alnst mizi#alnst#alien stage#alien stage fanart#okay guys tell me why it keeps suggesting trolls tags#I HAVENT POSTED TROLLS RELATED ANYTHING IN MONTHS LEAVE ME ALONE#also NO THIS ISNT SHIP ART BOOOOOOO#thats a lesbian and a gay man#alnst ivan
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finally…… the legendary Level 20 Scissor Gal-adin

#dimension 20#chappell roan#never after#vmas 2024#intrepid heroes#d&d#dnd#my post#yes yes i know its cis-her gal-i-them but scissor was too perfect of a word to break up for this purpose#*cis-her gal-a-them exfuckingcuse me#also its galadin instead of galathem because the paladin energy is just so strong here and galathem is so far removed from that word#i know the actual reference i dont know what to tell you man stop correcting me#the outfits afterward?? now thats reaching full cisher galathem evolution#...this is all complete nonsense please leave me alone
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i finished gravity falls today!!! woohoo!!! (im gonna sob)
#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#billford#bill x ford#fanart#gravity falls fanart#idk man its like 1 am rn leave me alone
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I will never grow tired of smiling at strangers and having them smile back. genuine smiles. we don’t know each other at all. we share our lives for only one moment. we both leave the encounter feeling a little bit lighter inside. it’s like, here’s a little piece of warmth I have to spare. thank you for the little piece of yours.
#I DONT KNOW MAN!!! feeling sentimental about strangers today#it’s a sweet little moment and it always leaves me feeling warmer and lighter#like oh. I’m not alone in the world. and kindness is there if I seek it out#listen to my gibberish boy#hopepunk
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the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid
#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#the book of bill#tbob#young ford pines#turtlearts#also sorry i got the heights devastatingly wrong fidds is so damn short here im sorryyy#for the record i was thinking of when mcgucket and ford reunited at the end where he actually is much shorter and smaller so erm idk man#please dont be mad#also i KNOW this is not lore accurate or whatever and i made it so much more sappy (?) than how it actually went but my hobby is being sapp#so leave me alone <3#also i do love me a ford thats afraid of vulnerability so theres also that haha#my favorite thing to draw was the first panel of fids with the banjo and then the 2nd to last picture#everything else looks like shit sorry#but i haaadd to post it ok . i have nothing else so dont complain and eat up kids#also do NOT laugh at my piss poor comic skills. literally dont even i swear to god
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Fuck Miguel because HES actually the first anomaly. He abused his power/ability to travel between universes to take the place of someone else. Had he not done that, that universe and everything in it would still be around. But Miles? Miles ACCIDENTALLY got bit by spider that wasn't where it was supposed to be. How tf was he supposed to know that?
#big ass hypocrite#i hate him your honor#if you like him leave this post alone pls#miguel o'hara#miles morales#spiderman#spider man across the spider verse#into the spiderverse#spiderman into the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse
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Imagine constantly being compared to who you were at 14. No wonder Jason todd goes a bit bonkers sometimes.
#the man is in his 20s leave him alone#i would start murdering people too#jason todd#dc#red hood#bruce wayne#batman
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More classic literature YouTubers because it's so funny to me
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#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#dr jekyll and mr hyde#dr henry jekyll#mr edward hyde#jekyll and hyde#henry jekyll#edward hyde#the great gatsby#jay gatsby#the invisible man#the picture of dorian gray#dorian gray#classic literature memes#classic lit memes#classic literature#classic lit#gothic lit meme#gothic literature#gothic lit#oscar wilde#robert louis stevenson#h.g. wells#f. scott fitzgerald#gatsby is the jake paul of literature#leave that poor woman alone gatsby#leonardo di caprisun#props to anyone who remember that one scientist guy in tpodg who dorian forced to dispose of basils body#Seagull art#silly art#my art
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I do not feel comfortable being openly homosexual in the company of “queer” people. Even hinting that I experience absolutely no attraction to the male sex is stressful, because often this results in a bunch of questions that equally feel like bafflement and interrogation. “What about THESE men?” No, not them either. No men. “But this man identifies as a woman!” I am not wired to be attracted to pronouns. “What about this man? He’s femme!” He is still a man, and I am still a lesbian. “So just no men at all?” YES. What is so hard to understand about that? Why can��t you just accept that female homosexuality exists, that it isn’t an evil ideology, and that it’s just how I and many other women are born? Why can you accept and understand so many things, but draw the line at a woman having no interest in the male sex?
#I think a lot of people like this are the straight and bi people who have convinced themselves they’re gay#and they genuinely believe that OSA is part of the gay experience#so when they come across an actual live homosexual they’re bewildered#I’m just so exhausted#so many times I’ve received some sort of shock or confusion when I tell people I’m not attracted to any men#they’re SURE that there has to be some exception#that there’s some loophole or workaround#that if they show me the right man or show me a man with the right identity I’ll admit that I’m attracted to him#they don’t understand that such thing will never happen because lesbians do exist#and they don’t understand how emotionally draining it is to have peolle constantly insisting otherwise#please just fucking leave lesbians alone and stop interrogating us about our natural sexuality#gender critical#my ramblings
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cass, a professional: order of badass donbot, extra dramatic entrance!
me, nodding, banned from most kitchens: leo drama and angst, heard chef!
(shoutout to @somerandomdudelmao for yet again making feel emotions i cannot fully explain)
#my art#cass apocalyptic series#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#future leo#future donnie#this is super rough and sketchy cos dude i RAN after reading that update#spectacular donbot design of course#but also#bro this circular timetravel shit has got me Feeling Emotions#like#leo stood in that room and wept and BEGGED for some echo of his brother#some proof that even in death#he wouldnt leave them alone#that he was as unwilling to fade from them as they were to let him go#the man had failsafes for failsafes on top of failsafes#plans ontop of plans; surely hed planned something for this?#and heres the thing#donnie did#he built this machine#to house his spirit and allow him to be with his family#but when leo asked for it#the room was already empty#idk its really hard to articulate#you can fix the past but the past still happened#you relieved the grief but you still had to go through it#schrodiners cat but sadder#he is dead and alive all at once but always gone from you#donnie will never be there (with you then) because he has always been here (with you now)#IDK BRO TIME TRAVEL MAKES FOR FUN CIRCULAR LOOPS
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