#and my stupid ass cant even say no because if i say no they will make me feel guilty and then i feel like i wanna kms and end up paying anw

[hsnlv]

sulking | s.jy

“baby,” you can practically hear the pout lacing in his voice. you hold up back a laugh, still trying to show him that you’re angry at him though you know you cant stay mad at him for long.

listen, jake is far from stupid but it doesn’t mean that he can’t do something dumb. a few days ago, his clumsy ass tripped on the stupid chair that you had been telling him to throw away because it was super worn out and it was in the middle of the way but jake decided not to. why? because he was fucking stupid and when he tripped, he accidentally knocked over the coffee on a table- the table where you had all your important documents spread out on top of it. and he tried to apologise with his puppy eyes- the one you both, you and him, know you can never resist.

in which is putting you in a very dangerous situation here. you can practically hear him whining from his breathing as he slowly gives up on how to make sure you’re not sulking anymore. and it takes a lot in you to not pull him into a hug and tell him it’s okay though you know it’s not because he just made a stupid mess on your important documents. but he’s jake so what makes you think you can be mad at him for long?

“baby, please,” he whines, stomping his feet in defeat as you keep on cleaning the dishes, ignoring him.

you keep your back to him, trying so hard not to give in, but you can feel his presence hovering right behind you, close enough that his warmth seeps through your resolve. his pouty breaths and soft little huffs make your lips twitch, almost betraying the stern look you’ve been holding onto.

“baby, i said i was sorry,” he mumbles, his voice low and sweet, edging closer like he’s trying to wrap himself around you without actually touching you.

you roll your eyes, but it’s mostly for show. “jake, those documents were really important,” you say, scrubbing at an already-clean plate just to keep from turning around and caving.

“i know, i know,” he sighs, leaning his forehead against your shoulder. “i’ll buy you new ones, okay? i’ll even help you fill them out again, even if it takes all night.”

you let out a soft snort. “as if you could stay awake past midnight.”

he perks up, as if you’ve just handed him a glimmer of hope. “hey! i totally can! for you, i’d stay awake all night, promise!”

a smile sneaks onto your face, and you know he catches it when you feel him shift behind you, trying to peek at it. Before you can stop him, his arms slip around your waist, pulling you gently back against him. “please forgive me?” he whispers, pressing his chin onto your shoulder as he looks at you with the softest, most pleading eyes you’ve ever seen.

you try to stay strong, try to keep your voice steady. “you’re still dumb for not getting rid of that chair.”

he lets out a small laugh, nuzzling into your neck. “fine, i’ll throw it out today. first thing. i’ll even take it to the dump myself if it makes you happy.”

with a sigh, you put down the dish and turn to face him. “just don’t knock over any more coffee on my stuff, okay?”

he lights up, a bright grin spreading across his face. “promise!” and before you know it, he’s pulling you into a tight hug, swaying you back and forth as he plants a playful kiss on your cheek, making you laugh despite your best efforts to stay mad.

“jake!” you giggle, trying to wriggle free, but his grip just tightens, his face full of pure, boyish delight.

“i knew you couldn’t stay mad at me,” he teases, and you roll your eyes, resting your head against his chest, finally giving in.

[batbirdies]

Man sometimes I make the mistake of reading the notes on a post (don’t do it) and like… this truly is the piss on the poor website.

No one has any reading comprehension and no one can clearly state what they mean. Everyone is so ready to argue at the drop of a hat. No one can make their point with clear language, and then seem to be incapable of rewording a statement if someone doesn’t understand them. Everyone immediately descends to insults upon disagreement, whether real or imaginary.

Debate classes should be mandatory in school is what I’m getting at.

[koko2unite]

so many expenses this month and most of it isnt even for me :(

[feral-and-or-horny]

I'm so tired, I want someone to drug me and use me in my sleep just so I have an excuse to sleep as long as possible

[cavity-collector]

i genuinely need to be put down like a dog i cant do this anymore man holy shit

[gh-woah-st-v1]

girl why does coding have to make absolutely no fucking sense

[conanssummerchild]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[dream-sans-mogai]

Ive officially exited my " oh God! I don't wanna get called out and harassed by the mogai community! I value this community but I hate all the inner policing! I'm so scared to say anything and accidentally upset people, I'm just gonna be quiet and hide" era and entered my " fuck off, get blocked and glocked. Im here to post flags and identities and that's fuckin it. I litterally don't care anymore, nothing you say is based in reality or matters outside of this horrendous site. No one is thinking about any of this other than you and like 500 other people, if that, so I'm not apologizing for shit." era so watch out for the debris.

[spikeyjo]

Siri how do i stop the cycle without doing these bitchass tiny steps

[theclearblue]

If u guys never hear from me again, it's cause I killed my father. Some things are unavoidable in this life, unfortunately. Like patricide.

[chiistarri]

what if instead of messaging me in the middle of the night about your stupid fucking girlfriend and your stupid fucking problems with her you actually act like my fucking friend and message me like how you message everyone else in our group

[dennisboobs]

god the bad takes just keep coming how are any of us going to survive hiatus lmao

[loving-delusions]

for everyone waiting for me to draw

im. occupied rn

yeagh

rambles in the tags again per usual ggrgagrgha

[svnmouth]

I think getting a hysterectomy would either help with my migraine issues or just give me different problems but I wont be able to know until next year minimum and even then I dont know if I can do a second surgery so soon. the way that birth control just utterly and completely fucks you over when youre starting it, when youre on it, and when youre getting off it is so. Idk if its even worth it to change my birth control if Im gonna get a hystrectomy in the vague soonish future even if I feel like absolute dogshit for an entire month for 1/3rd of the year.

[blye-flower]

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