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I hope we can all agree that cop dad has a gut and it's big and heavy and swanging
#sfth#we buried the wrong guy#and it's also hot 🥰#I usually picture the characters very similar to the boys but cop dad is Fat. capital F.#that man is as wide as he is tall
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Nothing much, just some appreciation for the 'I joined the Mafia, ma' monologue.
#listen. as someone who was once freshly 18 (/ref) with parents who hated each other and no future ahead of me. that was so fkin real#ilysm sam#sfth
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with every passing day I am more and more convinced that roommate's cat sees me not as a cohabitant, but as a bed that stands up sometimes
#this man has yelled at me to lay down so that he could lay on top on me#does he want attention? nope he just wants me as a surface#I have been told by creatures able to speak that I am very very nice to lay on but still. you'd think my personhood would come first
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writing is 5% typing and 95% lying on the floor whispering “why would they do that” like a conspiracy theorist with red yarn
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I need another drinky. for my me
#this week has been a mess but I rly can't expect any improvements from august.#ill mind my drinking in september maybe
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lets All lock in starting Right Now
#literally me 1 minute ago making caipirinha and a snack and reorganizing my dirty dishes and leaving them there#maybe I *should* lock in 🤔
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader
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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!
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Japanese fujoshi learning abt the term “fujoing out”
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Everything Bothers Me ! pt. 2
#not the same agony though#now it's less Discomfort and more . Distress#everything is fine but I am so fkn stressed out 😭
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