#and it takes me like 10-20 mins to shower

[kurthorton-moving]

job interview today 🧍‍♂️

[bibleofficial]

allegedly my ac has been broken & is the cause of why my battery has been being sapped but it took 5 days for this braindead mf to tell me this shit & wont even give me an ESTIMATE of WHEN the bitch will be FIXED im going to strangle him

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Aita for taking longer showers less often?

I (m 20s) live with family, Blue (f 20s) and Red (f 60s). They both shower daily, and try to limit showers to 5 minutes. I am disabled and need assistance with showering, so I only shower twice a week when someone comes into the house to assist me (so please don't tell me I'm gross etc for not showering more often, it's literally not my choice).

When I shower, I take 10-15 minutes, both because of said assistance/my disabilities and because showering less often means I try to be as thorough as possible so I'm not left gross for the 2-3 days between showers. I do still try to limit it to 15 mins max, as we are in the beginnings of a drought right now, and additionally will turn off the water while soaping up etc. Point is I'm trying not to overuse water.

However, me having a longer shower does mean that there is less hot water on those days than otherwise, and because Red and Blue typically shower after work, they sometimes don't have enough hot water for their entire showers on those days. It often ends up whoever is home last has a tepid shower and complains to me about overusing the hot water.

They say I need to limit showers to 5 mins like they do, in order for the distribution to be fair. I say that I don't, as I'm only showering 2 times a week, so my total water usage is less than theirs anyway, and they should deal with some tepid water on the only days I'm able to shower. And of course I need more time as my disabilities and assistance make the process slower.

Anyway, AITA for taking longer when I am able to shower? And if you want, can you think of any way to compromise on this? Because frankly I can't see a way to shorten my showers any further but I don't want to leave them with cold water if I can do something about it. Thank you for your time.

What are these acronyms?

[finnsbubblegum]

First Birthday (Joel Miller X Reader)

Pairing: no-outbreak!joel miller x f!reader

Warnings: fluff, sweet joel, domestic joel, rom-com

Summary (Series): reader as Joel’s neighbor. Joel’s wife left him so Joel asked his neighbor for help in babysitting Sarah. 

Summary: Pov: You and Joel prepared to celebrate baby Sarah’s first birthday together.

Words count: 1.5k

A/N: I’m trying to make this as a rom-com, hope you like my new series! This is part 6 of Where It All Starts. But it can also be read as a standalone. I'm beyond happy that many of you liked it so I hope you enjoy the next parts. Stay tuned and love you!

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Thank God Joel still treated you the same way before he confessed his love to you that night. You acted like nothing happened and he did the same. 

“Thank you for walking me home, Joel.” Joel always walked you home even though your house was exactly next to his.

“Anytime, darlin’.” This was the second time he called you darling. Your heart jumped.

“I-uh-I forgot to tell you. Sarah’s birthday is coming. I was wondering if we could celebrate together.” He put his hand behind his neck.

“Oh really? It’s her first birthday! We should hold a party!” You jumped excitedly.

“A party? I don’t know (y/n). I mean-I don’t have anyone to invite beside my brother.” Joel put his hands in his pocket.

“I can invite my friends from the cafe. Let’s give Sarah the best first birthday ever. She deserves it.” You bumped Joel on the upper arm.

“Yeah, she deserves the best.” Joel nodded.

“So, what should we do?” He crossed his arms.

“I’ll think about it and we can talk about it again tomorrow.” 

“Okay. Thanks. Good night, darlin’.” Joel kissed your cheek.

“Good night, Joel.” You kissed him back.

You shrieked as you closed the door. Joel Miller just called you darling. After what you said to him and he still called you darling? His words made you sway. And the kiss on the cheek felt different. Joel kissed your cheek every night but today definitely felt different. It felt more loving if you had to describe it. Was it because he called you darling? Was it because he was still nice to you even though you broke his heart? Then you remembered you told him that you weren’t ready for a relationship. You were the one who asked him not to fall in love with you but why were you swayed now? You hit your head to get a grip of yourself. You spent your night thinking about how you could make Sarah’s birthday special. You took out your notebook and wrote your ideas about the cake design, colors, decorations and everything. Trying to neglect your thoughts about how perfect Joel was.

It was another day and you prepared dinner at Joel’s house just like usual. You and Joel had dinner together almost every night since you babysat Sarah. Either you cooked for the two of you, ordered deliveries, Joel brought takeouts, or ate out. But tonight you decided to cook. 

“You’re home early.” You turned to look at Joel who just got home from work.

“Today was peaceful.” He chuckled.

“Dinner will be ready in 10. So you can take a shower first, sir.” You bowed, acting like a maid.

“I’ll be back.” Joel chuckled as he shook his head at your joke.

*10 minutes later*

Joel went down the stairs looking fresh after a shower.

“Smells good.” Joel sniffed.

“You always said that.” You scoffed.

“I’m being honest.” Joel glared at you.

“Well, thank you.” You smiled.

You and Joel dug in and ate the meal you cooked.

“So, I’ve got some ideas for Sarah’s first birthday party.” You took out your notebook.

“Uh-huh. What do you got?” 

“I was thinking of a pink themed kind of birthday party. What do you think?” You squinted your eyes.

“Hmm, how about purple? I’m seeing Sarah as a purple girl.” Joel voted purple.

“Yes sir. Purple it is.” You wrote purple on your notebook.

“About the cake, I have talked to my baker and he has this amazing design in mind. You’ll love it.” 

“I’ll leave it to you, miss.” 

Sarah’s Birthday D-1

You and Joel decorated the house with purple flowers and purple balloons. You used helium for the balloon so it could fly to the ceilings. 

"Never meant to cause you any sorrow~"

Joel sang as he held the balloon pumper as a microphone near his mouth. 

You turned your head right away as you heard a high-pitched voice singing. 

"Seriously?" You put your hands to your waist staring at him. 

"Never meant to cause you any pain" Joel closed his eyes and continued singing.

You inhaled some of the helium and jumped to the couch. 

"I only wanted to one time to see you laughing.."  

You sang and Joel stopped because he was impressed by you.

"I only wanted to see you in the purple rain" 

You started to sing like a real singer on the stage but you were just on Joel's couch. 

"Purple rain

Purple rain" 

Joel inhaled another helium and sang with you together. The two of you burst into laughter. You couldn't stop laughing, your stomach hurts.

"Okay, okay. Stop it. My stomach hurts from laughing." You pressed your stomach. 

"I didn't know you like Prince." You bumped Joel's arm.

"Purple rain is like my jam." Joel squinted his eyes.

"Wait, did you choose purple because of the song? Purple as in purple rain?" You furrowed your brows confused as you joined the dots. He shrugged.

"I..may have chosen purple because of purple rain." He admitted. 

"You're sooo predictable." You shook your head and poked his chest with your index finger.

D-day

The birthday cake was big and purple. It was a two tier cake with pearls and sparkly butterflies around it. You thanked your baker for making Sarah a beautiful birthday cake. 

Sarah wore a purple dress with a purple bow tie bandana headband around her head. You and Joel had bought them a few days ago at the mall. 

"Happy birthday, you cute little girl!" One of your employees from the cafe shook her little hand gently. 

"Whoaa, who is this pretty little girl here?" Another friend from your cafe came to her while baby Sarah was in Joel's arms. 

"Happy birthday, purple girl." Flo came and stroked her head. 

"Say thank you, babygirl." Joel bounced Sarah and she babbled. 

"You're welcome." Flo gave you a gift box for Sarah and you put it on the table piled with presents. 

Everyone was happy to celebrate Sarah's birthday. They were like a second family to her. She spent every day with them and you at the cafe. And they loved her too. 

“Hey, you old fucker. And hey there you, babygirl. Happy birthday, my sweet little niece.” An unfamiliar man approached the two of you and kissed baby Sarah’s head.

“Tommy!” Joel hugged his younger brother.

“(y/n), this is Tommy, my younger brother. Tommy this is (y/n). She’s uh-she’s my neighbor. She’s the one who came up with all of these.” Joel introduced you to Tommy and pointed around the house.

“Hi, Tommy. I’m (y/n). Nice to meet you. Joel helped a lot too.” You shook Tommy’s hand.

“So you guys-uh-together?” Tommy asked.

“We’re neighbors.” You answered and Joel nodded.

“Okay. If you want to say it that way. I’m sure you guys are more than that anyways.” Tommy raised both of his opened palms in the air. 

“Okay, now I’m gonna mingle and see if I can talk to that pretty girl.” Tommy walked away and talked to a girl, who was apparently to be Flo. 

“I didn’t know you had a brother.” You chuckled.

“Well, you know about it now.” Joel kissed Sarah’s cheek.

“He seems..” You pouted as you were looking for the right word.

“Friendly. Very much friendly.” You smirked.

“Yep, he is.” 

“Why don’t we gather everyone and sing happy birthday?” You rested your hand at Joel’s shoulder then to Sarah’s head.

"Everyone! Joel here has something to say." You gathered everyone's attention.

"What? I thought you were the one who-" Joel whispered to you and bumped your arm.

"Shh.. come on do the speech." You whispered back to him. 

"I didn't prepare anythin'." He panicked.

"You can do it. Come on." You patted his back. 

"Hi-uh-I'm Joel. I'm sure you all know Sarah. She's turning one today. Thank you for takin' care of her every day at the cafe. I really appreciate it. You are all a second family to her. Why don't we-uh-sing happy birthday to my little girl?" Joel was sweating. You could see it dripping to the back of his neck but you just chuckled. You found him cute this way.

*Everyone started to sing*

Joel sang half way and he stopped singing so you turned to him. His eyes were locked to a woman who just came into the house. She was his ex-wife and her current boyfriend. 

"Joel.." You stroked his upper arm. 

"Hold Sarah for me?" He passed Sarah to your arms. 

"Okay." You took her from his arms and held her, bouncing her a bit. 

Joel sighed as he walked towards his ex-wife. He didn't let her see Sarah. He dragged her outside the house avoiding everyone to see the drama that would happen. 

"Everything's gonna be okay, baby. Your dad got this. Let's just be happy and celebrate your birthday. Today's your special day." You talked to baby Sarah and kissed her forehead.

To be continued…

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[aneurinallday]

The Tale Of When Aneurinallday Had Pneumonia That One Time

In March, my sibling took me to a concert and I got a bad "cold". I thought I was getting better when the fever, nausea, and other cold symptoms stopped, but the cough just would not go away :>

I literally couldn't sleep because of the non-stop coughing which got worse when I lay down. I even tried sleeping while sitting up and leaning forward, but it didn't work.

I had no appetite, and couldn't eat anything except some yoghurt and puréed fruit. I had zero energy, and I got exhausted just going up the stairs. I was 100% miserable. After 10 days my fam was like, right, this ain't no cold, you're Sick with a capital S.

So in the morning I went to the GP, and as soon as I stepped in the GP office, he was like "well, I can hear what the problem is" because I was wheezing. And he did the stethoscope, and told me I had pneumonia and my lungs were absolutely full of phlegm.

I was kinda scared, because my mum once knew someone who knew someone who died from pneumonia, so I wondered if I was going to die :<

So he sent me straight to the hospital (the directions were bad and I had to walk all the way around for 20 mins while wheezing)!and they put me on an oxygen tank and gave me antibiotics and stuff.

They took 3 or 4 different blood samples, AND THEN LOST THEM, so they had to take the blood samples again. I did a chest X-ray too. But there were no beds available, so I had to wait hours for a bed.

First they put me in the lung ward (I think) which was full of elderly people. The old lady in the bed next to me was straight-up dying and I had to pretend I couldn't hear her family crying and saying goodbye. It was very awkward and upsetting so I put my earphones in and listened to music. But I don't know when she actually passed away, because that night I got taken to a different ward, where I stayed.

Things I didn't like about being in hospital:

being an ill person

being surrounded by other ill persons

constant noise, it was very loud at all hours because of all the beeping and suffering

icky bad food

very tedious - I was too tired to read books or watch TV, so I just rested all day and listened to music in my earphones

my bed didn't have any curtains and it took several days for them to put curtains up so I could finally get changed

I couldn't shower because of my tubes and plasters and stuff

my oxygen tube wasn't long enough to reach the bathroom, so I had to carry my oxygen tank with me to the bathroom

I had BIG injections of antibiotics three times a day, so my hand and arm developed bruises from being jabbed all the time

I kept having nosebleeds because the oxygen made my nose so dry

Things I liked about being in hospital:

All the nurses were really nice and took good care of me

They gave me ICE CREAM EVERY DAY!!

Being wheeled around the hospital in a wheelchair. It was like being on a very slow ride.

Also, apparently the fact that I had pneumonia in BOTH lungs was so fascinating and interesting, that they actually brought in some medical students to examine me and ask me questions. They even asked my permission to look at my chest X-rays. So that was cool?? I guess???

Then one day the doctor was like "well you are not recovered yet, but if you stay in hospital there is too much risk of you catching covid or something from the other patients, so it's best that you go home" so I got sent home.

And after a few weeks I went back for another chest X-ray and they said Yay you are healed :>

The End

Oh and then my family got sick immediately after, and we all missed my uncle's funeral :<

[t4tails]

My older brother used to take 30 min showers 10 minutes before we were meant to leave and cause he was my ride to school I was constantly late cause of him. Older siblings get tf out of the bathroom challenge

when my sister gave me rides to school in exchange for not paying rent or any other utilities to my mom since she was like 19 or 20 at the time, she would refuse to get up until like 5 minutes before we left and if i asked her to hurry up even once she would threaten to make me walk 💀

[collidedscope]

i have work at 4…. so i need to arrive at the building by 3:55… it takes me 15 mins to get there, but i better round that up to 30mins in case of heavy traffic and so i don’t feel rushed, so i have to leave at 3:25….!it takes me about an hour to get ready, except i usually am rushing around and running late by the end of that hour, so maybe i should schedule 75minutes to get ready… but i already showered (which probably takes 15 minutes???), so i probably only do need an hour to get ready today… so i should probably start getting ready at 2:25…. but i might want to get coffee on the way, which probably will take an extra 10mins, so better start getting ready at 2:15….. although if i order something to eat along with my coffee, i don’t need to schedule time to eat something during my “getting ready” time… so if i’m not showering or eating anything, all i really need to do is get changed and brush my teeth, which should only take me like 10 mins…. so i actually only need to start getting ready at like 3, right?…. but no, i KNOW it usually takes me way longer than i think, so i should probably start getting ready around 2:30… it’s 1:20 right now, so i don’t have time to watch a movie or anything…. might as well just scroll on tumblr for a bit

*a full 90minutes later*: oh god, finally i have the motivation to get up! oh wait im starving so i do need to make food, and i also want to shower again bc i feel gross, and i’m tired so i will still need to stop and get coffee, and oh shit i need to blow-dry my hair now because there isn’t time for it to air dry… oh fuck my work shirt has a stain, let me spend 10 minutes in vain trying to get that out.. fuck, i’m in a rush and i’m late and i’m tired because the line at the coffee shop was wayyy too long…….. if only i spent an even longer time trying to schedule out my day, then i wouldn’t be in this situation.

[auschizm]

Hi! I hope you are having a nice day!

Above all, I apologize for the bother; perhaps it's even a silly question 😅

Anyways, I wanted to ask you if staying silent and standing upright in the bathroom after a shower is something related to being neurodivergent? I mean whenever I take a shower, I feel like drained of all energy, so I stay in there without doing anything for at least 5 min -normally 10 or 20 min- before I continue with my routine. When I got depressed, it even took me once 2 hours 😑

Again, sorry for bothering you! And in any case, thanks for your support! I adore what you do with this account; it's quite helpful 🩷🩷 !!

It definitely can be related. There are many neurodivergencies which can make showering a really hard task for various reasons. And especially if the exhaustion isn't physical (meaning that you don't struggle to stand up during/afterwards), the exhaustion you describe is very likely to be related to you being neurodivergent.

[graciedior]

𝐌𝐲 ‘𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥’ 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 🎧

𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 🫧

7:00 take a hot shower. I usually take a hot shower in the evening and a colder shower in the morning to wake me up. Both have different benefits, so it’s good to balance them out.

7:25 change into pyjamas and moisturise your whole body.

7:35 skincare. make sure you have a fairly simple skincare routine so you can do it daily without it being to overwhelming, and that the products work for your skin type.

7:50 make a fruit smoothie. I like to make a healthy smoothie a bit before i go to bed to get glowy skin. You can find many recipes on Tiktok or Pinterest.

8:00 meditate. Meditating calms the mind and builds a connection with your mind and body.

8:30 bullet journal, i like to do this to reflect on my day. Bullet journaling can be as personal as you want it, and if you don’t have a physical book to write in, use your phone or your notes app. They work just the same.

8:45 watch a movie/show in bed.

9:20 make a warm tea to drink before i go to sleep, then brush my teeth once it’s finished.

10:00 go to sleep.

𝐌𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 🌥️

6:55 wake up, get changed and brush my teeth.

7:00 do a smaller skincare routine, i don’t usually use things like my eye creams in the morning like i do at night.

7:10 do my makeup.

7:25 style my hair.

7:40 eat a healthy breakfast. Don’t make skipping breakfast a usual thing in your daily schedule. Eating a form of breakfast will get your body ready for the rest of the day.

7:55 do a workout. I like to do some pilates, or a simple workout at the start of my day to get my body moving. I follow lots of Youtube routines, i recommend looking there if you’re wanting to find one.

8:25 drink a glass of water. Water helps flush your system out, which is great for weight loss.

8:28 check my phone. I don’t go on my phone much during the day, this is the time i use to message people and go on my socials. I usually go on it again about 6pm.

8:40 make a cup of coffee.

8:45 read for 20 mins.

[xjoonchildx]

just a friendly reminder:

please don’t glorify mandatory military conscription and frame it as something positive and something the tannies ‘willingly chose’ as your way to cope with the fact that the tannies are leaving. ive seen some people say that being drafted is their time to get some ‘rest’ or ‘break’ from their idol life… no. no. you could not be more wrong. free will in any matter is taken away from sleep to eating to shower time, and on top of that the tannies are still celebs so now they have to look over their shoulders in those public showers and bedrooms because idols over the years have been getting the worst treatment in these barracks simply because they’re idols. google it, it’s all there.

Yoongi talked about the inhumanity of mandatory conscription. here’s what he said:

“Among the things every man in their 20s receives,

That extremely scary military draft note,

The things that once felt so far away become reality.

When I was young they told me ‘Korea will be unified by the time you grow up’

That’s what mom said and I completely believed her.

But the reality is that [I’m] an able-bodied first-rate soldier material

My friend who’s perfectly healthy is a fourth-rate so why am I

So uselessly healthy

Civil duties? It’s a juvenile death sentence

I envy and envy the nation’s lowest 10%

It takes away this precious time, so you evade and evade military service

The 20s, a time when whatever you do is grand

They try to set fire to flower-blossomed youth

The moment you graduate after the hellish exams

You enter another school named Society, then are forced to take time off

Applause of courage to the suffering males in their 20s

And a handshake of gratitude to the nation’s 60,000 officers and men of the armed forces”

all you can do is wish them well and that’s it. let’s… let’s not frame it as something the tannies WILLINGLY CHOSE. it wasn’t. they had no CHOICE but to serve. and let’s not treat it as something more favorable to their lives as idols. let’s not. please, let’s not.

anon, i'm going to keep it 💯 with you and say that i read and re-read this ask a few times trying to decipher the tone.

i think you make several good points. it's highly unlikely any of the members is particularly thrilled about leaving their lives behind at the height of their worldwide success to serve. i personally haven't seen anyone framing this as something they just up and wanted to do, but i do see this as the way of life in korea and something they have accepted (just as all other idols).

i guess my hesitance lies with the mandatory military conscription issue. i hate it that any country would feel the need to enact this kind of service, and i can't imagine what a disruption this is for people's lives -- but at the end of the day, i'd ask you not to condemn korea for how it chooses to defend itself and has for decades now.

the korean "conflict" is technically not over, 71 years later. and very few people on this site know what it's like to live under the real specter of war, within throwing distance of an actual madman -- with the exception of the people of ukraine (!). north korea has test launched dozens of missiles over the last few months and that has to be terrifying prospect for the people of south korea.

what i mean to say is that i understand how you feel about mandatory military conscriptions. all of us are going to have our personal feelings about this kind of very emotional issue. min yoongi has every right to feel the way he does and as a man who is personally impacted by these laws, he's entitled to speak on the policies in his country. but at the end of the day, i think it's really important that we as fans step back and recognize this is for the korean people to support and/or condemn, not us.

[tkbrokkoli]

just picked up a package that contains - so i was convinced - my The Hu merch (didn’t have enough money at the concert to buy merch on site).

i was home when it was delivered but i had just stepped out of the shower and didn’t want to answer the door like that. so i had to pick it up later. the pick up site seemed to be an industrial/warehouse area w only one picture on google maps to check out where i could park my car. on the picture, a warehouse and concrete ground. no pick up shop, no parking space.

it would be a 10 min drive. 30 min w public transport, 20 min w the bike, so i decided to take the car bc it would be fastest. i manage to get there (i hate driving in the city ugh). big open concrete space. parking spaces for companies. i park on an unmarked space, that is technically not a parking space but i don’t want my car towed bc i parked on some manager’s spot. as i get out the car it’s warmer outside than it was when i left the house. still, i grab my jacket. i look around, then i start to walk into a direction where it seems like the front doors of one of the warehouses could be. 

to get to the entrance of the pick up shop i have to turn quite a few corners, ring a doorbell and be let in, walk up two flight of stairs. i find two ppl there, one copying some documents, the other one leads me into a room w a small shelf, on which a few packages sit. mine is there, too. i show my pick-up-your-package slip of paper and my id. i wish both ppl a nice weekend. i leave. as i drive out of the concrete ground warehouse space i feel like leaving a parallel world or smth.

at home, i open the package, i need a boxcutter. i tear off one of the side of the package. instead of a t-shirt and a bandana, i see. pages??? of a book. a book??? i realize that this is, in fact, not my The Hu merch but one of my wtnv books i had ordered two weeks ago. i take the book out. it’s my German copy of wtnv the novel. i let out a laughter in disbelieve. i was rly looking forward to wearing that bandana today to keep my hair out of my face.

[brennacedria]

Doc appointment at 10:30 is messing my morning tf up.

If I can wrap my brain around things then I can wait about 20 extra min to go to the gym, and spend maybe 15 more minutes active in addition to the extra time to get there. THAT'S GOOD! More time and less stress to get things done!

Then after there's still time for Brian and I each to shower & get dressed, and then.... There's still an hour of dead time. We can and likely will go a little early to see if they can take me early, but still. Dead time. Idle time. Waiting room time.

Only one doc ever has said I'm ADHD, and said it based on like 20 minutes of conversation and no other evaluation (testing or medical history). I've had two doctors who've known me for years (10+ each) say no, it's just overlapping traits (one of which did do a brief ADHD prescreen). Plus a third provider, this PA, agrees based on a combo of extensive written history and brief observation that I'm NOT ADHD.

Anyway, ADHD or not, time blindness means most of my morning can't exist until I'm in the appointment itself. Which means here I am, trying to hang upside down on the sofa like everyone believed in me, while also drinking coffee and dealing with a cat violently insistent on sitting on my collar bone no matter how I'm sitting.

[yeonjun4beagles]

get to know me!

tagged by my loveliest boy, @dearsugarrush <3

birthday: 23rd may 2002 ♊️

favorite color: green and black

do you have pets?: i currently have a fish rn :o

how tall are you?: 5'2 (159cm 😔)

how many pairs of shoes do you own?: probably more than 10 but i only wear 3 of those

favorite song: our summer - txt, rain sound - bap, wedding dress - taeyang (lmao these are all kpop songs cuz these days i dont listen to rnb as much :v)

favorite movie: suddenly i dont remember any 🤡 so its probably gonna be endgame

who would be your ideal partner?: tbh, choi beomgyu. (im so sorry cyj but you and i, we dont match)

do you want children?: maybe yes? i think id make a great mother actually

have you gotten in trouble with the law?: no ig?

what color socks are you wearing?: im barefooted 🤡 the last one i wore was cream

favorite type of music: rnb 🫶🏼

how many pillows do you sleep with?: 4 or more

what position do you sleep in?: usually on my right side or on my back like a log 🧍🏻‍♀️

what don’t you like when you’re sleeping: if its too hot or too cold, if the bedsheet feels rough on my skin and if im not having a large pillow to hug

what do you have for breakfast: i dont do breakfast 🤡

have you ever tried archery?: yea, could probably ace it but its too expensive for me

favorite fruit: honeydew, rock melon, korean pear and grapes <3

are you a good liar?: a very good one lmao

what’s your personality type?: isfp-a lol

innie or outie?: innie

left handed or right handed?: right

favorite food: chicken soup, soondubu jjigae, mostly hot soupy dishes 💗

favorite foreign food: indian ftw!!

am i clean or messy?: messy but my stuff stays organised if you get what i mean

most used phrase: shet, fr

how long does it take for you to get ready: shower, 20 mins and i get ready in like 10 so max 40

do you talk to yourself?: ofc who else do i talk to lmao /j

do you sing to yourself?: OFC!!

are you a good singer?: yes without mic, with mic, i sound like a choked chicken 🐓 i sing my bestie to sleep so

biggest fear?: loud sounds

are you a gossip?: i can listen to gossips but i rarely start first

do you like long or short hair?: short, i cant handle the hot with long hair

favorite school subject: maths, chemistry and physics lmao

extrovert or introvert: idek anymore atp

what makes you nervous: talking to new people and in front of crowds

who was your first real crush?: probably the one i had when i was 11

how many piercings?: only 2 (my mum would kill me if i get more)

how many tattoos?: i dont have any :o

how fast can you run?: probably fast enough to stay alive

what color is your hair?: black

what color are your eyes?: very dark brown

what makes you angry: my step dad, arrogant, stupid, abnoxious people 🙄

do you like your name?: i dont really like my full name but i like the one i go by

do you want a boy or a girl as a child?: a boy

what are your strengths?: i usually dgaf about poeple but when i care, i care a lot

what are your weaknesses?: idgaf about poeple 🤡

what is the color of your bedspread?: blue

color of your room: white....

[fractallogic]

Today I got very very sad and also have a migraine again AND I don’t think I drank enough today either, so this whole physical improvement over yesterday intention did not happen

I was late to my Adobe meeting because I was in bed crying too much because I was beat out from the job in Denver by yet afuckingnother white guy until 10:38 (and the meeting was at 11 on my office computer), so I called the guy and was like “I’ll be 15 min late” and I got in at 11:07 and was at my computer by 11:12 … and then waited 25 minutes on the teams call before I called them and went “???” and they went oh oops sorry

The fix was to log out and then back in and select the corporate/university account option. Jesus.

Then the fix for my experiment to run, which I figured out after maybe 20 min, was to make psychopy use the right drivers by just. putting their names in the text boxes in the preferences pane.

Then it was lab meeting, fine, blah blah, made me sad about the academic exit and incredibly bitter about whoever that fucking guy was

Then I got some lunch from a new burger place in the student union and it was a TINY burger (like slightly larger than slider size) and a GIANT fry (yom, truffle fries)

I spent SO much time putting my experiment on EVERY lab computer and changing the settings on every computer so that my undergrads and I can run 30 participants on this two-day experiment over the next 7 weeks (agh)

I also confirmed that yes, you could ASK the dept head to hire you, but a tenure line was laughable and even an NTT hire would be tough and as we all know pro tem contracts are laughable garbage, so yeah, Other Postdoc was wrong and naive as usual

Then I got home and made the mistake of texting dad that I didn’t get the denver job and that okay I was up for a call (but only after we started talking did I realize it was a call because he wanted to comfort me and give advice and I’m like no dad I’m fucking pissed I don’t WANT to talk about your clueless idea of how to get a job when you don’t even fucking know what any of the words mean for my alt-ac job positions I’m looking for, YOU CANT HELP UNLESS YOU LITERALLY MAKE A JOB MATERIALIZE)

So anyway I feel like shit and I have a migraine and heartburn and painful hiccups and a cat who’s offended by me, her bed, being all fidgety, and I have to take a shower and don’t really want to (but if I don’t wash my hair it’ll give me more motivation to clean the turtle tank tomorrow, which is a must if it’s not raining, soooooo…) and all of my joints hurt and I’ve had a horrible crick in my neck all week and I just FEEL FUCKING BAD and may have been kind of dangerously “what’s the point” discouraged this morning and had to remind myself that I have to take care of the animals and scone is depending on me to immigrate here (and loves me and whatever, but that wasn’t occurring to me this morning) and I have to go to MCV’s wedding and I have to see who wins the playoffs and I have to be there for my brother because who knows when my stepdad, his dad, is going to die too, and I can’t die BEFORE my stepdad SO I GUESS I FUCKING HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED AND WASH MY FACE AND WHATEVER GOD

It was a dark-emotioned morning. It’s been a dark-emotioned week and month and year so far.

[exgen24]

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name? Александрович 2. How old are you? 31 3. When is your birthday? 24/06/1991 4. What is your zodiac sign? Cancer 5. What is your favorite color? Matt black with metal red accents 6. What’s your lucky number? 246 7. Do you have any pets? my little sister Dahliya 8. Where are you from? Earth, Israel, Tel Aviv. 9. How tall are you? High, how are you? 1.73 10. What shoe size are you? 45 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 8 12. What was your last dream about? Creepy Smiling zombies 13. What talents do you have? I fix stuff and sleep like a log 14. Are you psychic in any way? I know when it's time to eat 15. Favorite song? Thunderstruck 16. Favorite movie? Fifth element 17. Who would be your ideal partner? Jessica Rabbit 18. Do you want children? Ew. 19. Do you want a church wedding? Satan's Church? Hell yeah. 20. Are you religious? I worship ThiCCCK thighs. 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yeah 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? I AM THE LAW 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Minor ones 24. Baths or showers? Both 25. What color socks are you wearing? Black \ White 26. Have you ever been famous? I've been infamous. 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Nah. 28. What type of music do you like? You can't kill the Metal. 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? only into my bed 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 0.5 31. What position do you usually sleep in? praying drunkard 32. How big is your house? No. 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Coffee. 34. Have you ever fired a gun? aha 35. Have you ever tried archery? aha 36. Favorite clean word? Tranquility 37. Favorite swear word? Пиздец. 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? around 30 hours 39. Do you have any scars? yeah, from soldering 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Probably. 41. Are you a good liar? only when my pants are on fire 42. Are you a good judge of character? Holy pits of Hell, I hope so 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Yeah 44. Do you have a strong accent? nope 45. What is your favorite accent? whisper me the Queens. 46. What is your personality type?  Mediator (INFP) https://www.16personalities.com/infp-personality 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? a Jacket 48. Can you curl your tongue? ;) 49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie minie 50. Left or right handed? Right 51. Are you scared of spiders? nope 52. Favorite food? Hummus 53. Favorite foreign food? Mexican\Sushi 54. Are you a clean or messy person? Clean- 55. Most used phrased? יהיה טוב 56. Most used word? יאפ 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? an hour of mental prep, 15 min of actually getting ready. 58. Do you have much of an ego? Nope 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Lick. 60. Do you talk to yourself? yeah 61. Do you sing to yourself? yeah 62. Are you a good singer? I wish 63. Biggest Fear? Hello world 64. Are you a gossip? Maybe 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? TENET counts? 66. Do you like long or short hair? Long 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? why? 68. Favorite school subject? Art. 69. Extrovert or Introvert? High functioning Introvert. 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? YESSS it's amazeballs 71. What makes you nervous? eyes 72. Are you scared of the dark? I was molded by it 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? only critical ones 74. Are you ticklish? not really. 75. Have you ever started a rumor? nope 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Yes. 77. Have you ever drank underage? yeah since 14 78. Have you ever done drugs? I disposed of them 79. Who was your first real crush? Garbage - Shirley Manson 80. How many piercings do you have? 0 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ Yeah 82. How fast can you type? My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze 83. How fast can you run? 10KM\H 84. What color is your hair? Satin 85. What color is your eyes? Grey 86. What are you allergic to? Bigotry \ Lactose \ Pears 87. Do you keep a journal? not really 88. What do your parents do? Fail. 89. Do you like your age? Yes. 90. What makes you angry? Disrespect of Non Consent 91. Do you like your own name? Si 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? *while wraping the condom*: Copperfield. 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? a Cat 94. What are you strengths? Support 95. What are your weaknesses? Abuse 96. How did you get your name? My Ex 97. Were your ancestors royalty? Close to the Tsar 98. Do you have any scars? Again, Yes. 99. Color of your bedspread? Usually Grey 100. Color of your room? White, I wish it was Red.

[ellezem]

1. Hope

2. prefer not to answer :) (minor)

3. August 15th

4. Leo

5. Yellow or purple idk

6. 12

7. 4 (2 cats 2 dogs used to have a frog)

8. The U.S. (too specific)

9. 5’1

10. 7-8

11. A lot lmao

12. I got an award for being a fat pig

13. I act and sing and draw

14. Idk I like to think I’m empathetic

15. Stand by me by Ben E. King or any David Bowie, Black Sabbath, or Metallica

16. But I’m a Cheerleader or Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe

17. I don’t really have one, I just fall in love?

18. Probably not

19. Nope and my extended family can suck it up

20. I’m not sure, i say I’m agnostic so I’m kinda open to everything

21. Yes but my brain blocks out traumatic memories

22. Not that I can remember

23. I went to the tommyinnit “how to be a millionaire tour” (I didn’t meet him but it’s the closest thing I’ve got)

24. Showers, I don’t like sitting in water

25. I’m not wearing socks but the socks I was wearing earlier didn’t match. One was white with a rainbow and one was fnaf

26. Locally and I’ve been in the news but I’ve never been famous

27. Yeah I just want to be remembered

28. Depends on my mood but literally everything (as long at they’re not problematic)

29. No

30. 4 but a LOT of stuffies and blankets and my cat

31. Side/sprawl/ball

32. 3 bath, 3 bed, living, kitchen, garage, basement.

33. Nothing or half a muffin

34. No

35. Nerf archery lmao

36. Vanilla

37. Slut or whore

38. 20 hrs

39. Skin picking/eczema scars, sh, scraped knees.

40. Yeah

41. No

42. No

43. Yeah

44. Not too strong but it’s kinda a mix of a bunch of things

45. English/British

46. Infp-a

47. My bubbline jacket or my rainbow platforms

48. Yeah

49. Weird question but innie

50. Right

51. Yes

52. Popcorn or cherries

53. Pizzelles

54. Depression room (messy)

55. That’s so real or I’m gonna kms

56. Ya’ll

57. 30-45 mins

58. Not really

59. Bite, I don’t like keeping things in my mouth

60. Yes, it’s creepy

61. Yes I’m a theatre kid

62. I would say I’m pretty okay

63. That I’ll be forgotten or unlovable

64. I don’t mean to be but I think I am

65. Literally any marvel movie <3

66. Idc but I have short

67. I know where each one goes but I can’t name them off the top of my head

68. Writing or reading (as long as I’m writing/reading about something I like)

69. I’m a loud introvert

70. No

71. Everything

72. I used to be but I’ve stopped caring for my saftey

73.I’m afraid to but I will sometimes

74. Yes, literally everywhere

75. No, I’m not like that

76. I guess

77. 👀

78. I’ve taking unprescribed and random pills but no, not unless I’m in pain and someone gave me something.

79. Real? Or straight agenda? Because straight agenda me liked this guy cody I think was his name but real was this girl Dolly

80. Regular Ears but I want more

81. Yes

82. Like 38 characters per minute

83. Mile in 14 mins (I hate running)

84. REALLY dark brown (I’ve dyed it a million times)

85. Same as hair

86. I have a low acidic tolerance meaning my mouth swells when I eat pineapple and kiwi (I do it anyways no one can stop me)

87. It’s helpful to but I usually forget so sometimes I’ll just write down something in my notes

88. My mom teaches permanent hair removal (electrolysis) and has been doing it since she was 16. My dad works for her.

89. No I’m the youngest in my grade and it sucks

90. The world, the U.S., bigots, abuse, attention seeking

91. Nope that’s why I go by my middle name (my first name is pretty it’s just not ME)

92. Yes but I don’t want kids. I like zeffir, Asher, David.

93. I wouldn’t care, I don’t want kids.

94. Volume, fake confidence, talking.

95. People, stage fright, crowds, vomit, bugs.

96. My mom like the name Elizabeth but didn’t like the nickname Lizzie so she went with the Italian alternative.

97. 🤷🤷🤷

98. Didn’t you ask this question?

99. Grey

100. I paint murals on my walls but underneath it’s white.

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?