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Quick jeanne dump with some old and new stuff!!!
Her in her 64 my beloved, she's so pretty :(
I love her sm, it's insane actually and i'm really glad other people love her too
#shessooshgjdglhsgljdgjdlgdj#one piece oc#art#my art#oc#one piece#donquixote jeanne#gild jeanne#most of them are just doodles#and incorrect quotes#i think i need to remaind y'all that sHE'S A FREAK#she will eat you#likes gross stuff like#cannibalism as a metaphor for love
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#wistoria wand and sword#wistoria#this fandom needs these templates#and incorrect quotes#where are the cringey memes#where are the hcs and fun ships#anyways#have this#will serfort#sion ulster#julius reinberg#fuck it i ain't tagging everyone#wistoria meme
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Topgun 3? Yall know what that means..
#moretopguncontent#and incorrect quotes#AND more hangster#top gun headcanons#top gun incorrect quotes#hangster#icemav
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Thank you guys!
#tumblr milestone#500 likes#im really happy#i never thought people would actually like the shit i post š#more tf2 content coming out later btw#working on more headcannons#and incorrect quotes#ALSO#ty for the new follows#love all my mutuals
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Incorrect quotes ft. Stan twins
#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#i was playing around w a random incorrect quotes generator and I decided to draw some of them just because#might make more who knows#tbh this was mostly an excuse to just draw their faces lol#my art
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Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?
Jason: *takes off his helmet*
Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?
Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*
Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???
#a platypus?#PERRY THE PLATYPUS?#this is so stupid im sorry#dc comics#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#under the red hood#worlds greatest detective#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#source: phineas and ferb
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Stan was not prepared
#this is dumb lol#but i wanted to practice drawing in this style and this happened lmao#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#incorrect quotes#digital art#my stuff
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Bruce: Today I realised I'm old
Clark: What happened?
Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok
Clark:
Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes
#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#dc#dc incorrect quotes#batman#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#damian wayne#clark kent
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Marcille: so whatās for d-
Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:
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vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?
12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause iāve literally seen them kiss before??
bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* ā¦something just happenedā¦
#jason lives to give bruce gray hairs#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect quotes#dc comics#dc#batman#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#bruce wayne#vicki vale#dc headcanon
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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Happy birthday, Tim š„°
#duke thought for a minute he was gonna become the protagonist of get out#u can interpret this as bruce suddenly deciding to text like this#or his children just never getting used to it even after 10+ years of knowing him#bruce: i dont understand why my children are so paranoid#clark: last night you texted me ''see you soon...'' and i wasnt sure if you were threatening me or not#social media au#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#incorrect quotes#tweets#texts#twitter#batdad#batkids#batman#fanatical posting#crack
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#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown#star wars#luke skywalker#darth vader#anakin skywalker#sw memes#star wars memes#star wars shitpost#return of the jedi#aaphra's stuff#sw crack#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect quotes
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youtube content in the dc universe
sequel
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Bruce: I know itās hard, but you must remain forgiving and merciful, Jason.
Tim, who had to watch Bruce skin a man alive like a piece of salmon with a batarang for saying something rude about his then deceased son, throw him in the back of the Batmobile, and drive him to the hospital just to beat him up again:
#Tim didnāt get violent Batman. he got cop batman.#I love when Bruce is dark and violent and merciless as batman in Timās run truly a source of nourishment#bruce wayne#tim drake#incorrect quotes#dc#dc comics#batman
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To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate ārankingā system of his kids that only heās privy to.
Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and whoās in the current lead, whoās hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like heās a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.
Jason hasnāt killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasnāt caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps donāt count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that heāll be there for this weekās Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the āin troubleā zone (which, honestly, thatās where his kids spend most of the time inš). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.
Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. Heās in the āin troubleā zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.
The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.
The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.
#batman#dc comics#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#good dad bruce wayne#funny Batman#god I love them#Jon Kent#red hood#red robin#tim drake#damian wayne#batman and robin#robin#robin dc#dc azrael#duke thomas#signal dc#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect dc quotes
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
#moon knight#moonknight#marc spector#steven grant#ambivert#moon knight text posts#mcu text posts#marvel text posts#moon knight text post#incorrect moon knight#moon knight incorrect quotes#incorrect moon knight quotes#incorrect moon knight quote#moon knight meme#moon knight memes#moon knight system#moon knight show#moon boys#moon knight disney+#moon knight funny#funny moon knight#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#mcu memes#marvel memes#ambivert memes#jake lockley#moon knoght edit#marc spector edit#steven grant edit
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