#and id love to bake Something
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Me: my mom is being irritating rn and I'm pissed off. I'm not going to reply tp her text abt going to the botanical gardens tomorrow bc it's a transparent motion
Also me, 5 mins later: maybe I will answer no bc I do have other stuff I want to do tomorrow and the rest of my week is going to be flowers and maybe itd be good to have a day where i am not around plants and flowers. On fhe other hand i dont want her to think I'm upset with her, even tho i am. bc im weak. Also i do like going to the botanical garden...ok: 'Sure'
#sigh#look i actually did want to work on organizing so i have room to put my ikea kallax together finally#and i have like 3 art things going: steph's book. my cinderell comic. and the unicorn painting#also i havent worked on anything bookbinding related in a while and also i need to continue working on my recipe book pages#and i still need to schedule driving lessons and i cant start this week anyway but#and also i need to schedule a dentist appointment#and i got checks so now i need to pay a couple bills that the easiest way seems to be to write a check...#and i could sit snd read and even reread some favorite fanfics as well as the white dragon hmmmm#and id love to bake Something#maybe muffins would be nice. have to figure out how to Not have them end up dense and moist on the outside and dry inside :(#but they make very good filling snacks at work#or a quick breakfast on a day where even lactaid milk would upset my stomach#but id have to choose only one or two of those anyway#also: laundry we probably have enough again#and i need to order cat food#and possibly more pads tbh#also my shower needs to be deep cleaned eventually#and i still want to try to make my hair pink with overtone which means leaving it on for like an hour#also possibly using the baking soda+hydrogen peroxide pasye method to lighten my hair again 1st idk#and plan out work related stuff ...
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random STUFF - in order, we have oap infighting, donk faces (hardest thing in the world to draw), and yet another lineup of morally dubious individuals
#my art#anthro#furry#oc#coltarch#mockley#florian#heidi#mika#sorryyyy all i be doing right now is using this brush........what can i say i'm a girl who loves to experiment#(pretty much first time trying something new in almost a year)#i'm having a lot of fun with it though. idk if it looks good to people but on god it is fun#as I speak a fennel gratin of my own design bakes in the oven at 180'c#and is awaiting me to add the cherry tomatoes on top whereupon i will acquiesce it back into the oven for another 15 minutes#so everything can char and blister nicely#btw id be remiss if i didn't thank team handshake for giving me my first splatfest win ever. firm handshakes all around
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Dinner was a huge success, my mom LOVED it. Finally I got to boss her around by telling her to sit down and let me spoil HER for once without her trying to help <3333
It was extra fun cause I cooked her the signature family dish she developed when we were little but that I've developed further on my own since I moved out, and seeing how much she loved it really warmed my heart.
#also i always worry that what i cook is going to be inedible#despite the complete and utter lack of any negative feedback#and despite that even my super hard to phaze sibling and dad sing their praises#AND despite my gfs positive feedback in particular#i really enjoyed cooking and baking today though its so fun#its one of those things ive really come to enjoy ever since my health got worse#because its something i can still do at home that is also helpful to people i live with#who are inevitably going outside more than i am#idk i just finally understand why my mom loved waking up to make us breakfast growing up#she always says she valued being able to spend time with us and help us before leaving#(she was permanently disabled after a car accident involving a moose before i was born and could never work since)#and i feel that so hard now#i am rambling and tired but im so happy to have her let me return the gesture#idk what id do without her#silvi talks
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ive come to realise that one of my favourite things to draw of all timeis my friends. something about reliving good moments during bad times or something. but unfortunately this means that ive barely known my friends for a few weeks and now im ready to hit them with the heres what animal crossing villager or pokemon you are
#idk its very weird because we're in that getting to know eachother stage#and like. im pretty sure that they arent quite used to my neurodivergencies#theyre lovely but. clumsy about it haha#i love them so much#something bad is happening this week to my family and they keep messaging to check up on me and hangout with me#when im better (im also a tad sick rn) i want to bake them something#anyway with the drawing friends thing#when i was a kid id primarily draw myself and my family#then it was myself and my freinds (as ponys and gacha life videos)#then it was SWS#then i went through a shitty time in 2021 and it was Sherlock Volt#then it switched to minecraft#i guess i kind of dropped off recently but its cool to have finally realised this about myself#i feel bad sometimes because i only ever really draw myself which i dont post too much#but ngl its a good way for me to enjoy what i like and who i like when i cant#even if definitively#it is a tad cringe
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✨ someone ✨ broke their oath the other night
#this poor woman has had A Time. killed cazador got oathbreaker'd had her act 3 romance scene all in one day#i was kinda hoping it would happen b/c it fits how her story's been going#but i wasn't willing to ascend astarion to guarantee it#and i didnt want to fudge it by looking it up#but i figured freeing the spawn *might* do it since she's oath of ancients and i was Correct#and it's in character for her anyway. 'anyone sentient deserves a chance' is a *big* part of her moral beliefs#i want to see if aylin has any comments re: oathbreaking but i doubt it#i've got some half-baked ideas bouncing around my head for interactions b/wn them after loroakkan though#guess i dont have to worry about whether pretending to go along with mystic carrion will break her oath now lol#the 'gods dont give a shit about you' themes have been hitting her hard. and like. yeah#even growing up in a region not totally under lolth's thumb she was explicitly taught that the gods she knew were to be feared#and even following corellon the only choice she's been given is forget everything & literally become a different person#or (presumably) be in lolth's clutches after she dies#and seeing the clear manipulation from mystra & vlaakith & shar was doing a number on her#so something she viewed as the obvious correct choice breaking her oath was her last straw#im thinking about changing her epithet but idk what it would be so im keeping it as a tag for now#diodore#the star's shield#bg3#bg3 screenshots#bg3 spoilers#oathbreaker#bg3 oathbreaker#drow paladin#i love how they handle oathbreaker in bg3 btw. i've always thought it wasnt an inherently bad thing & i feel vindicated#image id in alt text#bg3 tav#my post#blood cw
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I'm physically incapable of not becoming obsessed with Bad Media because I enjoy trying to Fix Things and its like they've handed me a box filled with old toy parts and spare legos
#me interacting with a piece of media: 'i could fix him'#this is why i have such a hard time realizing when something is bad bc i look at it and i just see potential to make something better#or worse depending on your definition#i almost never consider a piece of poorly written or inconsistent media Bad bc im too busy mashing two half-baked plotlines into a new idea#im swapping my barbies heads and throwing a pokemon into the dollhouse too for a little pizzazz#anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk wanna hear how I can make the Teen Wolf movie not suck?#or hear what id do to make Love Never Dies make sense?
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While we're here, I just want to add an example of a good response to Harris' video.
In the first half of the video, Harris briefly mentions a creator called Lukeypoo (who now goes by Luke Stephens) who had plagiarised Harris' Bloodborne review, and his response at the time was to deny it, signal to his alt right buddies and insult Harris.
After the video came out, Luke Stephens made a post on his community page regarding it:
For those, who can't see the screenshots, it reads:
A video went up on YouTube last night that showed something I did 6 years ago in early 2017, of which I'm very ashamed. I've talked about it on stream plenty since then and try to be very open about it, but I know a lot of people haven't been watching me since 2017 or have not heard me discuss this before. I don't want to hide from my mistakes or deflect, so very plainly here's what happened:
I was just starting on YouTube and I ripped off a phenomenal video on Bloodborne. It was a fantastic video by hbomberguy and after finding it through a Reddit post I tried to take his 1.5 hour masterpiece and make my own suckier version at around 7 minutes. I copied the premise, jokes, structure, and then pretended like it was all just a coincidence that they were so similar. I was a 19 year old idiot who thought it didn't matter because "he's a bigger creator so it's fine" and "it's just the internet." When I was rightly called out for copying his video I dodged, lied, and even attacked and insulted the appearance of those holding me to account, including hbomberguy himself. I copied someone's video, in parts word-for-word, and I pretended like *I* was the victim and *they* were being unreasonable. Unbelievable. There is no question at all: I was in the wrong, fully.
Let me be very clear: I whole heartedly disown who I was back then and what I did. Politically, religiously, and even morally/ethically I was a person that I hate today. I was an extremist, a bully, a religious zealot, and above all, a prick. This event sparked a spiral in my personal life that I didn't document online, but that has led me to who I am today. Someone who tries very hard to respect my fellow creators, audience, and to uphold a high ethical standard for myself. I strive every day to be a better man for myself, my family and kids, and for the community around me. And that's why I'm writing this, because I don't think we should hide from our mistakes or pretend they didn't happen. I screwed up, big time, and I stole the hard work of an incredibly talented creator and for that I'm incredibly sorry. I was 19, hard headed, and above all arrogant and unwilling to acknowledge I had screwed up. It took a couple years after that before I could openly admit what I had actually done, and that it took that long is all the more shameful.
I don't expect a response or certainly forgiveness, but for what it's worth, I am truly sorry for everything, @hbomberguy
For the last 6 years I've been working my butt off to be someone I can be proud of being and I hope you all can see that the man I am today is not the shameful excuse of a person I was back then.
I've never watched a video or stream by Luke Stephens so I can't attest as to his content, but this is one of the best responses I've seen to any kind of accusation, and so I lean towards believing him to be a better man than he was six years.
I thinks it's important to highlight the good response/s to Harris' video, to remind ourselves that plagiarism is not such an immoral action that from which you can't redeem yourself (though in Somerton's case, I'm less sure of that) if you take accountability for your actions, and to remember that in most cases, we should give people space to grow and become better.
The swiftness and brutality of Hbomberguy’s complete evisceration of James Somerton’s career cannot be overstated.
#i saw this a few days ago and its stayed on my mind#and i havent seen many other people talk about it so i thought i would#also this is unrelated by im not gonna ever put this in an actual post so im going to use these tags to get it off my chest#i rewatched the video yesterday and it aas during harris' speech about how art is difficult and a skill#that i kinda had an epiphany i guess#(have not used that word in a while huh)#because thrice within the last few years#ive come across fics on ao3 where while i wouldnt call it plagiarism the authors did very much steal a considerable amount from my fics#some less than others#one of them used some of the exact same sentences as mine so i guess that one was plagiarism#but they all took a nontrivial amount of ideas or plotbeats or phrasings from my fics#and each time i was in three minds: 1) i found it kinda funny honestly though i cant articulate why; 2) i was flattered because i dont#really think my fics are worth stealing from; and 3) holy shit i baked one of the holy shit two cakes#i wasnt really upset by it especially because i know my work has been inspired by fics i love at times#but after rewatching harris' video#i realised it wasnt that i wasnt upset but that i wasnt allowing myself to be#because i didnt consider my work as something you could steal from? i didnt consider it worthy of that#like not as in ''oh i didnt know my art was that good'' but as in ''oh i didnt know my work was art''#so ive been allowing myself to be upset about it since then#and all those emotions are probably tangled up in the roots of the treehouse luke stephens' response is squatting in#because like#im not going to do anything about it like im not going to accuse the authors of plagiarism#even the one who stole exact sentences mostly because their writing is indicative of a 13 year old and mate im 23#ive been writing since i was 11. i know what its like to be starting out as a newbie writer it just feels mean for me to call them out#and if theyve stolen lines from me theyre going to have done it to other people and im sure theres someone else who feels more comfortable#in approaching them about it#but anyway back to my point#im not going after any of these people in anyway but if i did id want their response to be like this
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also i admire dws refusal ever to engage with language barriers
#tardis is gone and these ppl have never been in a tardis before so they dont have the translation software . Umm idk they randomly got#translation software somewhere else Shut up shut up dont ask.#ik im the only girl in th world who cares abt the translation software i just find ot interesting and i love languages im sry im always#going on abt this transltion software but i want to study it !!! and also i understand its judt there to handwave around the language#barrier thing BUT i think language barriers could be very fun 2 play w id get thatd have to be baked into th wepiaode but yk id have a great#time... bc i like languages#but im also not rly expecting dw to whip out a conlang or anything. so. whatevr#AND LIKE AT TIMES IT TRULY SEEMS THEY FORGET ABT THE TRANSLATION STUFF#or they remember it right after there being a flaw im never going to forget about the russians having a switch that was in russian while#speaking in english Without the tardis being present#bc my pet theory was Oh maybe bc we as the audience have been exposed to the tardis its like a cute nod to us having the translation stuff#in our brains probably not intentional but thats cute but no bc the text was translated and my true hearts belief is that#they straight up had to have the button in Russian so that we knew they were russiam#DJFNFJFNFJN ITS VERY FUNNY 2 ME. BUT I WAS SCREAMINGGG#i think my theory was cute though I KNOW they dont care abt the translator as much as i do its literally just so they dont have to worry abt#it and i get it 4 the stories they tell language barriers would slow everything down and yeah. i get it i do. but theyre so inconsistent#with it and ots funny 2 me#lik for example theyll be on an alien planet everybodys translated but then they have an alien woth a rly weird language that isnt#translated so that we can see the doctor like bark to communicate. but every other language is being translated why not that one#and the answer is bc that ones a fun little joke moment yk.#and then theres stuff like Confirmed the tardis doesnt translate sign languages which makes sense but it is able to translate text which is#portrayed as it Changing the text youre looking at into your language. yk#ik that may be bc visual medium and irl it might be something more like You just knowing what it says#but ADDITIONALLY and they cant handwave this bc bill said it outloud is it does match the lipsync#which means it is able to manipulate visuals. but then i guess sign language youd have to be manipulating the visual into an auditory form#its all just very intriguing to me you know
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Now the question is will I actually have the motivation and mental capacity to bake a pie tomorrow night when I get home or should I just go buy one from the store
#my coworker and I are bringing in pie for pi day#and I said I’d make an apple pie#which id love to do!#but. I get home from work at 7:30#and I’m usually Dead when I’m home and don’t want to do anything that’s effort#I could make the crust tomorrow morning and refrigerate it#but then I’d still need to Bake The Pie after work#which just seems like something my brain won’t want to do then#idk idk#don’t mind me
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Some photos of the “food” section of the Pompeii exhibit at the MSI. I found this section especially fascinating because 1. I love food but also 2. People really are just gonna people. That frying pan, which I think is bronze, looks like the cast iron frying pan I cook with. Next to it is a strainer that’s actually very similar to my mesh strainer and if I could buy one like that today, I would.
That large orange terracotta bowl is two thousand years old and looks like something you could buy in a bougie home goods store today.
The last photo is recognizable to most people with a tumblr and a passing interest in history as a loaf of Roman bread -- it has the classic round shape with scoring across the top and an indentation around the edge where it was baked with a cord wrapped around it. It’s a copy of course, but it’s a resin cast of an actual loaf of bread recovered from Pompeii. As a bread baker myself I spent quite a while studying it.
[ID: Three photos; top, a display of cookware including a modern-looking likely-bronze skillet, a small, deep strainer with a long handle, and an angular, deep cooking pot. Lower left, a bright orange bowl with a flat bottom, high rim, and decorative printing on the outside; it has been cleaned and shines with a high red burnish. Lower right, the bread loaf appears as a round black disc with score marks around the edge and on the top.]
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Hello! Can I request homelander x human reader? Maybe he has some kind of messed up obsession with a Vought employee that gave him a huge cupcake on his birthday but she is just completely blind to it. Like he's just obsessing constantly like "I swear if someone touches you I'll-" and she's just like "hm, he must be hungry" Id love to see what you do with this plot if you decide to use it. Obsessed x dense is such a funny kind of ship to me.
Strawberry Cupcake
Homelander X Reader
Content: Protective Homelander, Jealousy, he is obsessed! and you adore him too, some threats, lots of touching (in non-sexual ways), semi-harassment from a side character but not really
Word Count: 2.3k
Warnings: Non-graphic threats
a/n: I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS GIF also I am currently watching The Boys for the first time and have not made it to Homelander’s birthday episode yet so I changed the request a tiny bit, ty
It began with a cupcake—such a small insignificant gesture for the sender, but a brain-rewiring occasion for the receiver. Homelander stood there, dazed, looking at the large treat on the seven-shaped desk, right in front of his chair. He was publicly celebrating “500 crimes prevented” recently, but the majority of it was just a PR stunt. They faked the last crime, making it extra flamboyant so that audiences had something to gawk over. Vought needed more interest so they threw together some tacky event with overpriced merchandise and a speech from Homelander himself. With a tentative hand, Homelander reached out and held the cupcake in his gloved hand. It couldn’t have been an outsider that gave this to him, no one steps into this room besides those he allowed. Examining it further, he noticed a pink slip on the table next to the cupcake.
‘In celebration of 500 crimes! Thank you for protecting us. -Y/N’
A simple message, a display of gratitude he receives from strangers all of the time. So then why does this feel so different? So personal compared to the other thanks he gets? He licked some frosting. Strawberry, his favorite. He felt a smile grow on his face. Perhaps it was because you were the only employee to thank him for all the fake-heroic work he has done, or because you were observant enough to know his food preferences, but he needed to find just who you were.
Immediately he went to Ashley and demanded she find who this Y/N person was. The first time he saw you he was instantly drawn to your demeanor. You didn’t seem scared of him, even though as a higher-ranking employee you should be at least aware of his capabilities. Homelander quickly shooed Ashley away and began to make a civil conversation with you, thanking you for the cupcake with a genuine smile. You happily mirrored a smile back, showering him with praise but also trying to make regular conversation. You didn’t want to seem like a fan or anything.
The time you spent together was refreshing, humanizing. You treated him not as a machine like so many others before you had. You eagerly indulged in whatever topic Homelander brought up, sparking even more interest in the man. As the night concluded he decided to test you.
“You do realize that the whole ‘500 crimes’ thing is fake, right?” He said it with a tone intended to make you feel stupid for getting the cupcake, despite his undying gratitude for the small gesture. He needed to know what your reasoning was, or if your pretty little face was just not paying attention to the work they do at Vought.
“I know! But, I dunno. It still seemed like a cool thing to pretend to celebrate. Plus, I’ve been getting into baking and thought, why not make you something? I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?” You said with a soft smile and a sweet expression. You were so fucking oblivious to the fact he could snap you in half without a second thought it was adorable. But it also scared him, were you that dense in the real world to criminals? With even just meeting you he couldn’t bear the thought of you being injured. And thus began Homelander’s mission to be your guard dog in the shadows.
He was always there, whether you knew or not, keeping an eye on you. He was horrified when he found out you walked home alone from Vought when your shift was over. Were you stupid? No, he knows that’s not the answer. You were just too kind to ever assume that there were people out there who could harm others without a second thought. It was honestly a miracle you’ve made it this far without his protection. But no need to fear now, he’s got your back.
When he is making himself known he’s constantly obsessing over you, to the point where everyone else in the room can tell but you. One day Homelander brought you along for a promotional event Vought was hosting for a sponsor. He held your hand the entire time backstage, wanting to keep you close. For the moments where he was forced to be somewhere else God forbid anyone else enter your vicinity because they would have a very stern talking to later by America’s favorite superhero.
“Y/N, just stay here okay? I’ll be back in a bit. If anyone tries to do something tell me, and I’ll fucking blast their heads off sweetheart.” Homelander looks at you with a serious expression, but you only smile at him back. You believe he’s always exaggerating with his threats, despite it being the exact opposite. If anything, the threats are always tamer than the punishment itself.
“I know, I know. Anybody talks to me, you'll kill them.” You said with a smile, briefly touching Homelander’s nose with your pointer finger. “You’re so cute. Go get ‘em, tiger.” You shoo him away to Ashley, who is waiting with a bored expression. She’s seen this display a million times, of Homelander swooning over you and you not picking up a single hint. The times when he would make Ashley call you into his office just so he could rest his head on your lap at the end of a particularly long day. When you were running late once to a meeting and Homelander searched the entire city in under two minutes because his overactive mind convinced himself you were dead in an alleyway and he had failed you. When he returned disheveled and ready to burn the entire building to the ground he found you were just in the bathroom touching up your makeup and lost track of time. Somehow in his haste of panic, he didn’t think to check the building and immediately assumed the worst. Ever since that incident, Ashley has made sure you were on time for every event now. She was sure he even leveled a mountain for you once after you thought it had the perfect view for a picnic, but no room for a proper picnic blanket.
Yeah, the dude was obsessed. This brought about some problems at Vought, but anyone would rather jump off a bridge than confront Homelander about his little obsession with you.
It was another typical day, Vought had just begun filming for a TV show about The Seven. Naturally, they filmed Homelander’s segment first. You sat in said superhero’s dressing room and watched as he perfectly combed his soft blonde hair into place. You had a stupid smile on your face, gawking at the incredible man in front of you. “You’re gonna do great today! I’m so excited to watch your film.” Homelander looked over and saw you practically jumping in your seat with excitement. It warmed his heart to see you so genuinely enjoy him doing simple tasks like mindlessly talking to a camera for hours.
“Thank you, sweetheart.” Homelander puts down his comb and saunters over to your chair, bringing you into a sudden hug. In truth, he can’t stand physically being away from you for more than an hour. He feels right when he’s with you, he feels like John, not Homelander. It’s such an overwhelming feeling of comfort he feels, he could cry each time you touch. If this is what true love feels like he wishes all his enemies feel it so he can rip it away from them. How excruciatingly painful that must feel shakes him in maniacal ways.
“John?” You’ve become accustomed to using his real name with him by his request. The simple title shakes him out of his thoughts and brings them back to your shining face. “What’s the hug for? Not that I’m complaining but…” You trail off, arms wrapped around his torso reciprocating the hug.
“Can’t hug my girl?” He playfully smiles, squeezing your small body with only a percentage of his power. We all know what would happen if he did it with full force. He leads you out into the hallway in front of his dressing room door. The expression he wore was akin to the face a puppy makes when it gets kicked. “I have to go film, but remember if anyone fucking touches you I’ll burn them until their unrecognizable,” Homelander said with a nonchalance that should have horrified you, but you simply smile when he pats your head, kisses your cheek, and leaves the room. As you turn to go your own way you see an intern for the television company standing there, mouth agape. Their expression was almost laughable.
“He just must be hungry!” You giggle.
As the day progressed Homelander became increasingly irritated over the fact he hadn’t seen you in hours. The underpaid employees were consistently getting berated and yelled at by the man. “Go find Y/N…” Ashley whispered to an intern after a particularly realistic threat spewed from Homelander’s mouth.
Looking up from his tiny rampage, it was evident that Homelander had heard the request crystal clear. Deciding he was done with idiots for the rest of today he left with a grumble, “Don’t bother, I’ll find her myself.”
Finding you wasn’t the problem, it never is with Homelander’s unique abilities, but finding who you were with was something else. Somehow a random D-list superhero had found its way onto the set and decided that you were the lucky girl who deserved his charm today. Unlucky for that man, Homelander’s already sunken mood had just become much more severe. He was clearly making you comfortable, backing you into a corner where you couldn’t escape. He wasn’t quite touching you, but he was only a breath away from being able to. The sigh almost activated Homelander’s eye beams right then and there. He felt animalistic, and territorial over you.
With the best fake expression he could muster, which wasn’t very good, he casually walked over to the two of you. As the man next to you saw who was approaching his eyes lit up and his body seemed to forget you were there, so enthralled by the man in front of him. Wrong reaction.
“Homelander, sir! Wow, it’s such an honor to meet you.” His hand stuck out, waiting for a handshake it would never receive.
“Right,” Homelander’s smile was strained. “And what is going on over here?”
The man seems taken aback by the question, not quite sure why Homelander was interested in what was happening. “Oh, um, me and girly over here are just chatting. Think I might get to home base tonight, if you know what I mean, haha.” He winked at Homelander, a disgusting and provocative gesture. Gauging your reaction to this comment, a look of fear in your eyes and a pleading look sent John’s way, he almost evaporated the man right then and there. But he kept his cool, he wouldn’t want you to see all the dirty work he has to do after all.
“I don’t know what you mean,” Homelander said plainly, making the other superhero, if he could even call himself that, cringe at himself. John stood there, eyes now locked on you. You looked so fragile in this position, like something he needed to protect. Sometimes he felt his abilities were given to him for that sole purpose; to protect you from the world. Even if that wasn’t the case he does so anyway.
“Right, well, um…” The man stuttered out, embarrassed at the exchange.
“What are you doing here? It’s surprising they’d invite a D-tier superhero to a Vought shooting.” Homelander questioned, changing the subject away from you. This seemed to bring the man’s personality back.
“Ah! Well, they wanted to include a segment where you were helping smaller heroes, you know, to show you don’t care about status and everyone is equal.”
“Well isn’t that nice?” Homelander’s grin toward the man only became increasingly artificial, smile lines dancing on either side. He turns to you. “We’ll be right back, sweetheart. Just going to chat about the show a bit.” He winks at you, before ushering the man away out the back.
It was an hour later when Homelander came back, seemingly much calmer now. Ashley began yelling at him, scolding him for making them wait before he shoved her aside and beelined for his dressing room where he knew you were sitting all pretty waiting for him.
“There’s my beautiful girl.” He cooed, walking over and taking you in his arms, the scent of your shampoo entering his system.
You giggled. “Where have you been? Still talking to that one guy? I don’t really like him, he was being weird.”
“Don’t worry, sweetheart. He wasn’t a good fit for the show anyway.” Homelander wiped a bit of charcoal off his suit. “The team decided to fire him.”
“Mhm, I don’t disagree with that notion.” You nuzzle into Homelander’s chest before noticing a small box he was hiding behind his back. “What’s that?”
“Oh, this?” A wide smile played on the man’s lips. He presented the box, a red ribbon sealing the deal. “A present to cheer you up from earlier.” You thanked him before eagerly taking the box into your soft hands. With one fell swoop you managed to untie the ribbon to reveal one strawberry frosted cupcake that you then both shared.
#request#requests open#reqs open#the boys series#homelander#homelander x reader#homelander x you#homelander x y/n#the boys season 4#the boys#the boys amazon#the boys s4#the boys tv#the boys prime#ashley the boys#vought
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✮ COOKIES ARE READY — ETHAN LANDRY
SUMMARY. you do the “avoiding my boyfriends kisses” prank on tiktok with ethan
WARNINGS. soft!ethan, fluff, vv suggestive content at end
WORD COUNT. 0.8k
you were lazily scrolling through tiktok as you laid comfortably on the couch, humming to yourself as you waited for ethan to get back from econ.
you were about to leave the app and go find something else to occupy the time, but stopped when a certain video caught your eye.
‘avoiding my boyfriend’s kisses prank.’
you watched the video with curiosity, giggling when you saw how confused the girls boyfriend was—soon ending with them both on the floor play fighting when he found out.
a new idea sparked in your head as you now impatiently waited for ethan to come back, deciding to bake yourself some cookies in the meantime.
about an hour went by as you finished baking, pulling the tray of baked goods out of the oven with a satisfied smile on your face.
just as you were about to set a timer for them to cool, the door opened to reveal just the person you’ve been waiting for.
“something smells good!” he said, immediately picking up on the faint smell of chocolate that floated through the air.
quickly—you set the timer before perching your phone up between a few cook books, making sure to drape a small hand towel over to cover it more.
“hey eth,” you smiled, trying to act normal as you started to clean up your mess, “i made your fav.”
you heard him approach you from behind, his arms wrapping around your waist as he squeezed you gently.
“you’re the best, babe,” he said, leaning down to kiss the side of your neck before letting his chin rest on your shoulder.
ethan was a very clingy boyfriend, always finding someway to have you both touching whenever you both were together—which was pretty much 24/7.
you never complained though, actually developing a love for physical touch after dating ethan.
you went to bend down and open the kitchen sink, ethan letting his arms drop as he waited patiently for you to rise back up.
when you did, grabbing the wipes you would use on the counter, he stood to your side—waiting for you to turn his way.
“when will the cookies be ready?”
“they need to cool for a few minutes, id say give it ten,” you responded, turning to answer him in the process.
he gave you a warm smile before leaning over and kissing your lips—except failing when you quickly turned your head to the side.
he was met with your cheek, causing him to furrow his brows as he watched you wipe down the counter.
thinking you just moved suddenly to clean up the hardening chocolate batter, he went to try again.
instead this time, you stepped back before turning to toss the now used wipes in the trash.
“y/n,” he suddenly spoke, causing you to look at him with a smile—you weren’t sure if he caught on or not.
his hands suddenly cupped your face and pulled you into him, going to give you a kiss but failing once again as you turned your head.
“y/n!”
“ethan!” you parroted back, giving him a teasing smile as he huffed in annoyance.
his hands stayed put on the sides of your face, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion as he tried a second time.
again, you did the same thing, causing him to finally drop his hands in defeat.
“did i do something?” his voice dropped, your smile faulting at realizing he was actually hurt.
“eth, no, no—you didn’t,” you quickly assured, now your turn to cup his face as you pulled him into a quick kiss, followed by many more on his lips and cheeks.
“it was just a prank, baby.”
he pouted in your hands as you tried kissing it away, becoming successful when he couldn’t help but smile into you.
“i saw it on tiktok,” you continued, pointing at the counter where in the corner was your phone—partially covered by the towel you had placed over it.
ethan moved closer to the device, quickly realizing it was recording and had been this entire time.
before you could get his reaction, he spun around and grabbed your waist, throwing you over his shoulder as you screamed in surprise.
“ethan!” you laughed, hitting his back lightly as you demanded he put you down—although you didn’t sound angry considering how your giggles were betraying you.
he quickly threw you on the couch, his body climbing over yours as he started attacking you with kisses, his hands holding your face impossibly close to his.
before you could pull away for air, you heard the familiar timer go off in the background, ethan pulling away for a second to look across the kitchen.
“cookies are ready,” you said, a wide smile taking over your features as he leaned back down—now inches away from you.
“you’re not going anywhere until im done.”
and let’s just say, that silly tiktok prank you filmed had to be quickly deleted after it took a turn.
instead turning into a more inappropriate film that would probably be more suitable on another video platform.
#ethan landry#ethan landry oneshot#ethan landry fluff#ethan landry x fem! reader#ethan landry imagine#ethan landry x reader#ethan landry x y/n#ethan landry x you
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Streamer Luck 🍀
Pairing: Wanderer x GN!Reader
Featuring: Wanderer (Genshin Impact)
Genre: Fluff, Modern AU
Summary: Streamer Wander drabbles lmao enjoy <33
Reader’s Pronouns: They/Them
Warning: wanderer (just brace yourself) bro is actually astronomically down bad, sorry id there’s any spelling or grammar mistakes i am delirious rn
Disclaimer: ⚠️ ONLY A WORK OF FICTION!
i. ‘wym you’re not single and rotting in a basement?’
Wanderer has been playing for hours on end, you could barely keep up with it.
He hasn’t come out of his room for hours and you were starting to get worried about his appetite, and his emotional well being.
Because you were such a good and doting partner, you decided to make Wanderer’s fave dish, and deliver it to his room.
Knocking on his door, he lets out a brief hum, signaling that it was good to come in. Careful not to get to close to the camera, not wanting to reveal yourself to his audience just yet.
Chat noticed the presence of another person in the room, and immediately bombarding Wanderer with questions like “who tf is that???” and “where did they spawn from???”
“Darling you’ve been streaming for 6 hours, take a break and eat first okay? Just call me when you need anything else.” You state, trying to resist giving him a peck on the lips.
Your boyfriend pauses his game, looks at you, then chat, and decides to pull your waist to his level to give you not one peck, but multiple.
Taken aback but not at all surprised from your boyfriend’s sudden show of affection, you lean into the kiss, missing the feel of his lips on yours.
Chat absolutely EXPLODES when they saw that, but Wanderer did not give two shits, and decided to kiss your hand, while deeply looking into your eyes
“Thanks Honey, I’ll take a break and eat this, thank you so much for looking out for me :)”
“No problem darl, just come out when I call you for dinner okay?” “Yes honey” And with that you leave the room, leaving Wanderer with him and his chat
He scans the messages, multiple times he sees “SO DOWN BAD LMAOO” and “did u kidnap them or something to take are of you”
A little irked at chat, he angrily replies “No I am NOT down bad (he is) and NO I did not kidnap them. They’re my partner. Why is that so hard to believe?”
ii. honey face reveal when?
Ever since you’ve made your existence known to Wanderer’s fan base they’ve been calling you Honey, mostly mocking him about the nickname he has for you. (they do find it cute tho fr)
They tell him to bring you into the stream more, saying that they missed your voice and your sweet personality, honestly they don’t give a fuck about him no more they just wanna see you
Wanderer gets annoyed (again, this man is always mad at his chat somehow), and says that he can’t force you to show yourself to them, which his chat respects.
“Also their sweetness and cuteness is for me only, not my fault that you guys are lonely and don’t have a partner. Imagine that, what a massive L” he says to his chat, and they start arguing with him again. (someone save his fan base)
iii. HONEY REVEALLL !!!!!
Seeing that your boyfriend’s fans really liked you, you decided to tell Wanderer that you’re finally comfortable with sharing your face to the internet, which he was really happy with. Because god he really wanted to show of the love of his life to the world, and smash it in their faces that only he could have you.
You suggest to him that you do a cute little baking stream together as your face reveal, and he couldn’t deny the adorable smile on your face while suggesting it to him, so of course he obliged.
While he was setting up the cameras and you were setting up the ingredients you felt really nervous, thoughts of ‘what if they don’t like me?’ plagued your mind, and Wanderer sensed your uneasy demeanor. He came up to you and gave you a kiss that meant ‘don’t be nervous honey, i’ll always be here for you.’
He turns the stream on and immediately people start to come in, surprised at the change of scenery.
‘Wanderer doesn’t live in his basement confirmed?!?!’ a TTS message read, and he gave the camera a glare
Chat immediately noticed you and started chanting “HONEY!” “OH MY GOD ITS HONEY FINALLY”
You gave a meek wave to the camera, still a bit nervous, but with Wanderer’s hand on your waist you knew you had nothing to worry about.
“Hello everyone,,,,I’m y/n, you probably know me as ‘honey’ and i’m…..wanderer’s partner” you say with small smile on your face, eyes turning into small slits
In conclusion, the stream was a success and chat was absolutely smitten with you.
bonus: iv. Honey takes over the channel 😱
Now that you’ve gotten more comfortable showing yourself on stream, you sometimes played games with Wanderer too, like co-op in this game called Genshin or other games that allowed two person players.
Sometimes, you even started streams yourself whenever you wanted to share something to his audience, or get advice from them when you start a new game.
Wanderer of course sees these streams and he just has the lovey dovey-est smile in the world, you swear you saw his eyes turn into hearts.
Damn, his streamer luck is insane.
#genshin#genshin impact#genshin crack#genshin fluff#genshin modern au#scaramouche#wanderer#kunikuzushi#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#genshin headcanons#genshin drabbles#genshin x you#genshin scenarios#wanderer x reader#scaramouche x reader#kunikuzushi x reader#genshin angst#genshin imagines
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OMG WELCOME BACK QUEEEEEN!!!! I saw that you're taking requests - could you write something about cooking or baking with Jude? It can be at home or a class, I trust your creativity way more than mine 👁️👄👁️
“i swear to god, if you don’t move your big ass hands away from the bowl, i will eat your nose.”
usually cooking would be one of your main hobbies that helped you calm down after a long day, the feeling of creating something for you and your loved ones to enjoy later on pushing you to do the best possible job.
well, it did calm you down, until your boyfriend decided to help you out in the kitchen. now, you could feel his body heat next to you, his messy hands everywhere as he tried his best to cut up some vegetables and the pot of soup stirring on top of the stove.
“wow,” jude begins, pointing the knife at you, “normally, people what thank others when they help, y’know?”
you roll your eyes and take the knife from his hands, skillfully continuing to cut up the vegetables for the sauce you were about to make.
“yeah, when they help.” you shake your head and point at the potato next to judes hand, which he then hands over to you, “all you did was stir the water from the pasta and spill over the can of cream, love.” you remind him.
this time, it is jude who rolls his eyes and leans forward against the counter, his head almost touching yours, “it did make you laugh.”
“i laugh when i am about to have a breakdown, yeah.” you nod, gently bumping your head against his as you continue to put the cut up vegetables into the sauce.
the two of you continue to finish up the meal, jude being tasked to stir the sauce as you prepare the table. the silence surrounding you was comfortable, the smell in the air made your stomach growl in anticipation. as jude fills the plates up with the dish, you watch him as he carefully balances both plates towards the table, eyebrows furrowed and tongue peaking out of his mouth. he was determined to, that much you could tell.
“thanks.” you smile at him as he sits down, your hand resting on his on top of the table.
“since it’s made with love,” he begins, raising his spoon to feed you first, “it will taste the best.”
the flavors of the soup hit you at once, a smile spreading on your lips as you nod at his words, “it does taste amazing, thank you, baby.”
jude smirks at you, putting his spoon that he fed you with into his mouth, “you taste the best, babe.”
“leave my kitchen, immediately.”
“hater.”
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short but cute id say
#jude bellingham#jude bellingham x reader#football x reader#football one shot#x reader#jude bellingham imagine#jude bellingham one shot#jude bellingham x you
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THIS IS SO FUCKING DEVASTATING???
The way it's canon that akashi often forgets his birthday☹️☹️☹️
In cross colors akashi forgot that it was his birthday until rakuzan celebrated it with him. It was so sweet I love rakuzan
And in one of the birthday messages it said that with the Winter Cup around the corner akashi must have been concentrating and forgetting about his birthday.
#he truly must have stopped birthday celebrations after his mom died because there's no way#but then that pisses me off even more because that means his father doesn't really acknowledge his bday either#MASAOMI WHEN I CATCH YOU#I want to believe that at least the teiko gang celebrated his bday with him during first and second year but idk#maybe our fave data archivist momoi remembered and reminded everyone else#id be very surprised if even she didnt pay attention to something like that#but one thing for certain is that if nobody got akashi then i know rakuzan got akashi#this is why theyre the best found family in the series imo#bless them for their efforts and their kindness#to bake a cake for akashi is so sweet#i'm sure he cherished that moment long after his birthday was over#i love rakuzan so much#kuroko no basket#hayama kotaro#mibuchi reo#nebuya eikichi#mayuzumi chihiro#akashi seijuro#rakuzan
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Last day of @kakyoinmonth, day 31 — Knowledge / love / triumph
I have a bunch of silly things regarding these two (as many may know) but these are my favourites!!
I love to draw men kissing I’m sorry
I like to imagine he shows appreciation by showing off his knowledge…even when it isn’t always handy
Also eepy 6takak for the soul
I wanted to digitalize this but no brush matches my freak. On another note, aren’t they cute? :3
Ah and I made this thing bc I headcanon jotaro can’t cook shit and this wouldn’t be the kakyoin month if they didn’t celebrate his birthday
Translation because my handwriting is so shit:
Dear Kakyoin:
Do NOT come to my house. I’ve baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up.
Kujo
And last but not least, Triumph.
“…You’re alive.”
Id like to believe that if he survived, he would awake not so long after— about 3 months after the trip. He probably couldn’t move much due to his spine being punched out, yet I’d like to believe that if Jojo was there by his side, he could help him ‘catch up’ with class. He would basically be doing distance-school, but he wouldn’t be alone. It’s far too cruel to leave the boy who has been alone all his life who then finds people he connected with alone again.
Jotaro does think it’s his fault still, the topic came up accidentally and he ended up confessing just how tired and scared he was. Nori ended up reassuring him it wasn’t his fault. They became a lot closer after that.
(note! I wanted to make a full render but i didn’t feel that much like it. I hope this has a more ‘serious’ tone than other pieces.)
Also to understand how they’re standing in the first picture I made this
Tall fuck
And something else! The dogshit cake is based on this
#my art#kakyoin month 2024#noriaki kakyoin#jjba kakyoin#kakyoin fanart#kakyoin lives#noritaro#jotakak#jotaro kujo#jjba jotaro#jojo jotaro#jotaro fanart#jotaro x kakyoin#jjba fanart#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#stardust crusaders#mini comic#one of my favs#tbh#I cooked#i actually love this#they matter so much to me
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