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#I went to check ao3 for recent TUA fics because I was curious about the amount of fix-it fics would be there (a small amount so far)#and found this lmao#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua s4#tua s4 spoilers#tua spoilers#diego hargreeves#number five#five hargreeves#lila pitts
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do you know how hard it is to get access to the crime scene as a defense attorney? no i do NOT come here often
#ace attorney#apollo justice#klavier gavin#klapollo#aa4#comic#dovah draws#i wasn't sure if it would be funnier to have them be in court or at a crime scene#but i had this vivid image of them standing right on top of where the body was found#so that's the one i went with lmao
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What if Henry found Springtrap first in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#henry emily#william afton#springtrap#fnaf 3#I sometimes think about how Henry was looking for animtronics too#I focus a lot on Michael but in canon Henry is the one who sets up pizza sim#so I wonder sometimes what he was up to for years#considering what if he found William first#or had any run ins with him#how that look the concept is just really interesting#so this is my small stab at it#neither afraid of each other but both wanting to fight each other too#shout out to toxic old man yaoi lmao
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Get you a woman that can kick your ass
#transformers#transformersone#shockwave#elita#maccadam#fanart#MOVE SHOCKWAVE MY TURN#its not shippy but idk i just found that scene funny lmao
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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#wyll#karlach#astarion#shadowheart#lae'zel#minsc#jaheira#durge#oc: noon#anyway as said attempting to tag late game stuff more just in case#spoilers in the tags also bc i'm gonna ramble lol ->#i'mmšhaving played embrace durge for most of the game all the sweetness punched me in the face (affectionate) like girllllll lolšš<3#tho let wyll be hugged damnit >:(#(i wonder if they added wyll hug in the new patch? doubts i don't trust like that but huge if they did)#also idk why minsc got that ending lmao. i didn't even know there were diff outcomes just found out looking for his ref for this pic LOL#i helped nine fingers and the guild helped in the endfight?? idk what happened but godspeed my guy#also loved jaheira's ''good to see you please for the love of gods remember to never have kids''#minsc in the bg: ''i'm getting executed tomorrowšÆšŖ''#also i didn't even know why karlach glowed blue then looked it up like ohššš„ŗ ohhhhh
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Kamala Harris does want "transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison", btw.
So since Trumpists are getting mad enough about the jokes to actually cite their sources, I thought I'd put the source out into my left extremist commie faggot echo chamber, too.
The claim originates from an ACLU questionnaire she filled out for her 2020 presidential candidacy, specifically this section:
She wasn't given a new questionnaire for 2024, and has stated that while her policy on some things may have changed, her values had not. (This most likely means she moved more to the center to appease larger demographics and cut corners to reach compromises. The basic politician stuff.)
It boils down to this: If you're in prison, whether for "illegal" immigration or other crimes, you rely on the state to provide you with necessary amenities, like food and health care. Her argument isn't "hell yeah everyone in prison should get sex changes for free". It's "gender affirming surgery is a necessary medical procedure. If you are in the states care while this becomes necessary, the state should provide it." If you're outraged by your tax money being used on this, consider the massive amount of people being incarcerated in for-profit prisons, on your dime. Then ask yourself if maybe a prison reform might be in order.
Worth noting: In 2015, while Attorney General, Kamala Harris actually argued against providing gender-affirming surgery to an incarcerated trans woman, claiming that HRT and psychotherapy were sufficiently covering her medical needs. She has since obviously changed her stance and assumed responsibility. (I would like to take this moment to remind my fellow left extremist commie faggots that "willingness to learn and rethink your views" is infinitely more valuable than "perfect from the start and unwilling to listen to anyone")
Also found in the source: This image of Kamala Harris participating in the 2019 San Francisco Pride Parade, wearing what I believe to be a sequin rainbow embroidered denim jacket.
I encourage you to read the provided CNN article and the answers to the ACLU questionnaire, as they give great insight into her values.
TLDR: Based.
#we dont have to get into the fact that most prisons fail to provide bare necessities to inmates because you make more money that way#thats not what the post is about#it is frankly baffling to me that the orange wet bag somehow referenced an actual policy stance#i wasnt aware he knew how to do that#fox news had covered it the morning of the debate so i guess thats how i found out about it#but i didnt know he knew how to read#transgender#transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison#politics#us politics#kamala harris#election 2024#queer#trans#ramble#still think that one guy in my comments was a bot tho lmao#better a bot than this stupid#long post#go vote#vote blue#register to vote#vote so we can have transgender surgeries on illegal aliens that are in prison
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Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.
#by apples#lmao found this in my drafts and the last sentence took me outtttt#asexuality#queer queer queer we're all queer here
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sometimes I see people call Timothee Chalamet hot and itās like. I mean sure heās hot in an āI would make him the face cast for my favorite villainous white boy OCā sorta way but I don't find him hot in like a real world way. handsome yes beautiful yes but not hot. to me āhotā means I want to fuck him but I don't want to fuck him. he's attractive in a way where if it was 1892 I would bring him to my atelier and have him model semi-nude for my paintings that'll someday be on display in the louvre and the met. we would have an emotionally torrid but physically chaste affair and I would not leave my wife for him. eventually he would contract TB or cholera and die and I would have to pay for the funeral as he was without any family in the world and the final painting he modeled for would become my most famous one ever and would be the one that put my name in art history books. so yeah he's not hot to me heās tragically beautiful. also I keep getting him mixed up with Tom Holland for some reason
#personal#erika's blog and bar#timothee chalamet#I found a screenshot of these tags from a post I reblogged ages ago lmao#I still believe this
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Rose and Tentoo š„°
a step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon on april 1st
#doctor who#rose tyler#tentoo#tenth doctor#tenrose#david tennant#billie piper#timepetals#doctor x rose#now that I've found a comfortable style to sketch in it's over for you all I'm making so many of these lmao
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everyone on tumblr @Buggy the š¤” right nowĀ
#One Piece#opgraphics#One Piece Live Action#Roronoa Zoro#Buggy#Buggy the Clown#OPLA#oplaedit#One Piece Netflix#Mackenyu#Jeff Ward#*mine#just wanted to gif these scenes of Mackenyu as Zoro cussing out Buggy lmao#so yeah i watched the OPLA...#and i can now TRULY say that this isn't for me#honestly i had to fast forward/skip through a TON of scenes bc the level of secondhand embarrassment is real š¬š¬#never been a fan of anime live action adaptions and i stand by my prev thoughts of One Piece being adapted into a live action series#like i still found a lot of the acting and dialogue super cringey when being uttered by people irl#and i'm unable to get emotionally invested in these characters at all in the live action series#but hey at least it wasn't as terrible as i thought it would be
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OP wanted to take a picture with another cosplayer and told her friend to make a video about their interaction, then OP went and asked the cosplayer
#china#video#funny#lmao#cnetizens said it was dark and she was walking down the campus street and saw a girl in front of her thinking she was her roommate#she went up to her and slapped her hard on the ass#the girl shook and started running and completely ignored her#she let out a weird laugh while chasing after her thinking her roommate was messing with her#but then she caught up and found out that the other girl was a complete stranger who freaked out lmao
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i donāt mind suspending my disbelief for leverageās person-sized ventilation shafts bc thatās pretty standard for the genre, but that doesnāt mean i wonāt laugh a bit at some of the egregiously large vents. particularly in the crowning acheivement job (lev: red s2 finale) because - well just look at this lol! harry and parker, two adults, can kneel side by side in those vents. parker can sit upright.
that museum was made for vent crawling purposes. thatās just an extra room in the museum they forgot to decorate. the leverageverse has a thief union that successfully lobbied for a better working environment. these vents double as a playground for museum-goersā children. i was crying with laughter thinking about this and harryās vent crisis was NOT helping me remember that there was a serious heist thing going on lol, i love this show.
#leverage redemption#leverage#parker leverage#harry wilson#harry wilson leverage#parker#wren speaks#leverageposting#the sun roofs (or are they just lights?) really get me lmao#ALL of the person-sized vents are unrealistically large so this is not criticism! this is a generic convention!#vents are not human-sized and clean or remotely safe enough to reliably crawl through irl#but basically every building in every crime drama has comfortably person-sized vents#usually for knee crawling not even people lying on their stomach bc thatās difficult to move and looks sillier#and that thin layer of the ceiling under the vent is usually surprisingly built well enough to support a persons weight#and thereās no fans or rats or dust or bugs or that foil tube stuff i forgot the word for#and itās often oddly well-lit. and thatās okay! itās fiction! weāre having fun!#sewers tend to be unrealistically large + accessible + well-lit etc in fiction too.#anyway my point is iām not saying this as criticism! just a neutral obserativion of something i found funny!
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I love the pale garden and how it's like a parallel to dark forests. I love how the two divert expectations.
Dark forests, despite their name, are saturated and full of life. Even compared to regular forests, there's a lot more biodiversity than many of the "basic" biomes. There's three whole different trees found there, giant mushrooms, and plenty of flowers. They're one of the biomes capable of spawning a lush cave underneath it. It has its dangers just like any other overworld biome, obviously, but it's nothing overly more than anywhere else. Traversing it can be tricky sometimes and illagers may take residence in the biome's woodland mansions, but it's ultimately a very colorful and lively environment.
Opposing it is the new pale garden. Usually white and light colors are seen as pristine and good, but the pale garden takes it the opposite direction and goes right into uncanny valley territory. It has none of the color of dark forests, none of the biodiversity, none of the liveliness. It has trees and moss that look familiar, but something is off. It has a signature mob, but even the creaking is just a puppet of the trees, not really sentient, not really even plotting against anything. There's "life", but, once again, it's wrong.
I think the pale garden is a wonderful addition to Minecraft's world building as it is, but the deliberate parallel to dark forests? Delicious.
#minecraft#mineblr#minecraft live#minecraft live spoilers#<<(just in case!)#I've seen some people saying the pale garden is lazy or too modded looking but there honestly looks like so much thought went into it#Reblogged a post before this where the person mentioned how it almost feels like a callback to the emptiness of early versions of the game#Which I think is a wonderful observation because it does encapsulate that stillness that's not quite foreboding but still very noticeable#Another parallel to be found could be between the pale garden and the deep dark#Which could be a whole post on its own lmao#But there's so much depth and parallels in this drop that are relatively easy to overlook at first but once noticed are so intriguing imo#Lore enthusiasts are eating GOOD
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but we both know you can't.
I was thinking about the wheeler arc and how twilight was unable to kill yuri because he knows it would break yor. and then i thought that if yuri was the one to find out who twilight was first, it would probably be the same situation but reversed.
many implications .......
#i would totally read a story exploring how the hell it would go down if yuri found out twilight's identity but had his hands tied because#he knew yor loved him#cannot write it but would totally read it LMAO#i just think yuri is a real wild card#if yor and loid are the queen and king then he's the joker or something idk LMAO#spy x family#my art#loid forger#sxf#yuri briar
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I present for your viewing pleasureļæ½ļæ½ļæ½
Renee and Andrew in the bathroom at Edenās Twilight šØš¤Ŗ
Iāve loved All For the Game for years, but this is my first time making art for it!!! (and also ANY type of fan art tbh). Click for higher quality I think š¤Ø idk how that works lmaoo.
and donāt repost without credit thank youuu
Anyways pls interact so that I can find my people š„° okay love yāall bye
#andrew wearing makeup might be a hc to YOU but to ME it is real#all for the game#renee walker#andrew minyard#all for the game fanart#aftg fanart#aftg#neil josten#andriel#allison reynolds#kevin day#the foxhole court#the raven king#the foxhole court fanart#andrew minyard fanart#renee walker fanart#aftg art#andrew minyard art#aftg trilogy#aftg fandom#also ignore the fact I found the reference pic on pinterest lmao#pls donāt repost without tagging me
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ok i drew both of them now
#marvel mcu#xmen movies#xmen#xmen first class#xmen apocalypse#xmen dofp#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#can we tell i was just gonna leave these b/w but changed my mind last minute#i have silly things planned for them so im practicing and i have found michael fassbender has a wonderful face to draw#i think the funniest bit about the erik pile is i really just wanted to draw his stupid little ascot from dofp#but i didnt even fackin do that. oh well !!!! just have to draw erik again then#do i have anything else to say. no LMAO ok bye
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