the fuck do you mean. which part of the phrase hetero jessica is against community guidelines
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message to all faggots PLEASE SURVIVE
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Creep hitting on Regulus @ the bar:
GUY: What’s your body count, beautiful?
REG: That depends.
GUY: On what?
REG: Wether you’re asking how many guys I’ve “taken home” or how many I’ve taken out ☠️
REG (whispers): Both are higher than you’d think.
JAMES: …I want him in a way that’s concerning to my life expectancy.
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one of my favorite genres of guy I come across all the time is "middle age man who had a thing with a guy when he was younger but then fell in love with the woman he's still married to & so never thought about it again"
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Leo complaining about Jason pulling all the girls is even funnier when you realize the girls he’s pulling are like. Repressed queer girl destined by the goddess of love not to end up with him. Repressed queer girl that’s probably not even into guys. Drew.
None of them are girls Leo is even remotely interested in romantically. Percy also gets a lot of romantic attention—arguably more than Jason—and Leo isn’t bothered by that.
Buddy, I don’t think you’re jealous of the attention Jason is getting for the reason you think you are.
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another late @zukki-week entry, for day 2 // skinny dipping
and as a special treat it comes with @erisenyo's fantastic fic And Babe, (What Do you Mean) We Ain't Even Dating that this scene is based on!!
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“actually the term you’re looking for is pansexual” actually i’m dying right now. i am dying right now before your very eyes and those are the last words i had to read before my soul vacates this plane of existence forever. Are you proud of yourself
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