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idontmindifuforgetme · 8 months ago
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How tf am I gonna be a neurosurgeon one day if it destroys me every time I see a senior patient with a neurodegenerative disease sad
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voguesriot · 1 year ago
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SUNBURN ✹ luke castellan
( summary ) a social media au about chb’s fav couple (& their fav shitstirrer, aka percy jackson)
( pairing ) luke castellan x fem aphrodite cabin-coded!reader & small bits of baby percabeth
( notes ) first post ahhh!!! this was so fun to make
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♫ Ant Pile by Dominic Fike
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yourusername my bf is hot but dominic fike if u wanna hmu i can ditch him it’s no biggie 😁🫶
lukecastellan EXCUSE ME
lukecastellan you already completed your rite of passage why do you need to break my heart 😔💔
yourusername want me to kiss that bruised ego better?
lukecastellan sigh… i guess…
seaweedbrain BOOO TOMATO TOMATO BOOOOO
seaweedbrain get his ass off my screen 🤣🤣
lukecastellan sparring arena. you and me. now.
groverunderwood bros rlly beefing with a 13 yr old
seaweedbrain the typa guy to tell me to kms bcs i voted him out in roblox total drama island
clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide
yourusername no more like content from here on out 🙅‍♀️
lukecastellan wtf???
yourusername sorry babe i don’t argue with girls who have big brown eyes, whatever she wants she’s gonna get
silenabeauregard YOU LOOK SO CUTESY
yourusername I LOVE U 🥹❤️‍🩹
chrisrodriguez lukecastellan bro ik nobody else here fw you, but i’ll always fw you 💗
lukecastellan you’re a real one bro 👊
aphroditecamper1 u guys are so cute ☹️
♫ Babydoll by Dominic Fike
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lukecastellan yeah your girl might have a general grasp on battle strategies or whatever but can she bring an oddly unsettling vibe and a cute smile to the function? DIDNT THINK SO ‼️‼️‼️
seaweedbrain put a shirt on man nobody wants to be seeing all that trust 🙏
lukecastellan i wonder if your dad would’ve stayed if you weren’t such a hater
seaweedbrain i wonder if your dad wouldn’t have become the ten dollar founding father if you mom swallowed
yourusername woah…
seaweedbrain when he goes low i go LOWER
wisegirll too far percy
seaweedbrain sorry ma’am
clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide
lukecastellan it’s my account???
clarisselarue i stand by what i said.
chrisrodriguez yk i can bring an oddly unsettling vibe too and my ma said my smiles pretty cute so…
yourusername yeah you bring such a crazy vibe!!
chrisrodriguez now that’s just rude
yourusername tried to be a homewrecker but you got wrecked instead 🤷‍♀️
wisegirll yourusername your lashes look so good!!!!
yourusername MY BABY THANK U I LOVE U UR MY FAV PERSON EVER
clarisselarue WTF???
silenabeauregard WTF?????
seaweedbrain WTF????
lukecastellan i’m used to this by now 😔💔🥀
♫ Woman Screaming #2 by Anton Hughes
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seaweedbrain does he just not own a shirt… COVER YOUR BOOBS SIR PLEASE THERE ARE CHILDREN
lukecastellan why are you taking pics of us having a nap… fan behaviour icl
seaweedbrain i needed proof to file a police report against you for theft
lukecastellan how did you know??
seaweedbrain i was talking ab stealing my innocence but what were you thinking…
yourusername wait perce can you send me the second pic it’s so cute
yourusername send the first one too actually please
seaweedbrain pick yourself up you’re stronger than this what happened to women who stand on business 😔
yourusername i was standing!!! but then my feet hurt and he picked me up :)
seaweedbrain sigh
chrisrodriguez bros looking fine oh my gods
lukecastellan don’t matter if i’ve got a world of haters, i got you by my side
yourusername i’m just gonna leave…
clarisselarue yourusername just saying i’d never pull that shit
lukecastellan ok joke over ha ha funny
wisegirll percy this is a bit stalkerish 😭
seaweedbrain i’m sorry you’re right
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2hightocare · 1 year ago
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WHAT YOU NEED ✷
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Synopsis: Jungkook and you try getting into the Christmas spirit, but you end up getting fucked up against the kitchen counter.
Pairing: Jungkook x f!reader
Genre: established relationship au!
Warnings: smut, size kink, light spanking, squirting, creampie, unprotected sex (don’t b dumb nd wear condom.) fluff, cussing, Jungkook has a dirty mouth. a kms joke, hair pulling and choking
Word count: 2.3k
A/n: let’s not sayyyy.. when i say i was giggling and kicking my feet i am not fucking lying! (Jk had me on a chokehold istg😒) they flagged my shit… um
Is it barely November 1st? Yes.
Are you putting the Christmas tree up already? Fuck yeah.
Jungkook would clown you for your love for Christmas, and honestly, you didn't care because you loved everything about it. The decorations, the new flavored coffee menu’s, the gifts underneath the tree, and the cold. You loved wearing beanies, scarves, and thick hoodies. Something about this holiday takes you back to your childhood—the way you would gather with your siblings and parents in the kitchen, making sugar cookies to put under the tree for Santa.
Were you heartbroken when your parents told you they were Santa? Yes. You felt betrayed after they lied to you for thirteen years of your life. When you shared your story with Jungkook, he burst out laughing, sharing that he found out at age nine after catching his parents in the act, making you want to cry for him.
Now here you both were at 10:40 pm assembling the Christmas tree. Jungkook's mom gifted you both, which is much bigger than yours from last year.
“Oh my fuck—this is too big, baby." Jungkook admires the height of the tree with his hands rested on both sides of his hips. Your excitement rises at how many possible ways you both could decorate it.
"Well, I can tell you hate it,” your boyfriend jokes as his hands wrap around your bare waist from behind. “Your hands are cold,” you flinch. Your hands wrap around his, trying to pass him your warmth.
“And if we decorate it with tiny dicks?” You crack your neck upward to see his reaction. “I mean, go for it, baby."
You swat his chest as he burst into a fit of laughter. “You swear you’re so funny, huh?” You look at him with a serious face, your mouth twitching from trying to hold in the big smile that wants to come out.
Jungkook just shakes his head. “Wanna decorate today with last year's decorations, or we can wait till tomorrow and buy new ones, and instead we can bake Christmas cookies?” He wiggles his eyebrows at you.
Anyone in their right mind would be thinking we’re crazy for already baking Christmas cookies when December is in a whole month. But you both didn’t care.
“We should’ve gotten pre-made cookie dough.” Your eyes look around at the marble counter in front of you, filled with all the ingredients your mother-in-law told you to use. “On god.” Jungkook stands beside you. “You know what? Let me call my mom. We need a tutorial, I'm afraid.” You giggle as he pulls out his phone, opening up FaceTime.
The phone rings three times before the camera fills up with your mother-in-law smiling sweetly. "Hi, my babies!” She says first, Your face lights up. “Hi,” you wave a hand to the camera. “Hi mom!”
“You guys look adorable,” she motions to your guys matching pink hello kitty pajamas. “Y/n bought them; I had no choice,” he lied, knowing damn well he wanted to match first. “Sureee.” You rolled your eyes at him.
The call continued as Jungkook's mom gave you guys simple instructions like beating the sugar and butter with a whisk, which Jungkook took over because your hand started to hurt, and gradually adding flour to the mixture, which ended with both of you guys covered in white flour because Jungkook turned the mixer too fast. After wishing your goodbyes, you both slightly shake off the flour, and you put the dough in the refrigerator. Apparently, you have to let it be firm.
“So now we have two hours to wait. I say we fuck.” Jungkook slaps your ass, making you squeal. “You’re horny??” Your hands make their way to his hair, slightly pulling. "Hm, maybe,” he whispers into your mouth, and he gives you a slow, wet kiss. “I’m still sore from earlier." I mumble in between kisses. “Was I too rough?” His rough hands massage your ass. You shrug your shoulders in his embrace.
“Christmas movie, then?” He asks, “I’m so down."
….
“Shit takes like ass,” you say, finishing up the cookie.
Your boyfriend looks around for the long-gone cookie. “I don't know; let’s ask the audience.” He looks around for the invisible camera. “Bitch!” You swat his arm, and he burst out laughing, holding on to his stomach.
“You literally ate that shit up.” His head is thrown back, and the most beautiful laugh roars out of him. “I will kill myself genuinely.” You chuckle while trying another cookie without the frosting you guys tried making from a tutorial on Google.
“The frosting is ass, cause this is a bomb,” you stuff your mouth with the remaining of the cookie humming at the taste. “Am I weird cause I fuck with the frosting?" He dips his pinky nto the bowl where the white frosting is before sucking it off. “Never mind actual shit." His nose scrunches in disgust, and his tongue sticks out, making you giggle.
"No, seriously, why is it so bad?” Jungkook takes a sip of the milk he had served not so long ago. “I have no clue, baby, but the sugar cookie itself slaps." You take your half eaten cookie up to your boyfriend's mouth and say, "Open, ahh." He immediately follows commands and opens before you shove his mouth with the golden cookie. “Mhm,” Jungkook's face scrunches as he bobs his head up and down, savoring the heart-shaped cookie.
“Probably the best cookie I had in a while, not gonna lie,” he states, taking a bite of the gingerman's head.
“Do we have cinnamon?” You make your way to the drawer where you keep all the spices. “ Found it,” you make your way back to the cookie before sprinkling some on your and Jungkook's cookies before taking a huge bite. “Oh my fuck," you moan.
"Oh, my fuck indeed.” Jungkook shoves the remaining cookie into his mouth, moaning at how it melted in his mouth. "Think, I just saw stars.” You say this while he side-eyes you. “Haha no.” He says that before picking you up on the counter, he settles in between your legs.
“Horny still?” You ask again, "Yes, very, I’ll be a gentle promise.” He leaves open-mouth kisses on your neck before slowly sucking.
“No marks.” You moan, your fingers slightly tugging on his hair and making him groan. “Scarf season, princess.” He looks up with a smirk on his face, then continues his actions, sucking and licking your soft spot. You bite your lip, trying to be quiet. Jungkook slowly grinds into your clothed pussy causing you to slip out a throaty moan. “Fuck—“ you throw your head back, your legs caging him closer to where you most need him. “I need you to lose the clothes and fuck me.” Jungkook chuckles at your demanding tone.
“Yeah? Want my cock already?” His hands rub on your thighs. You nod your head, looking down at the imprint of his now-hard cock. You reach for it, but Jungkook slaps your hand away, making you pout. “Patience princess,” Jungkook's hands tug on the band of your pajamas, pulling them down and taking your underwear along with it.
You squeal as your bare ass feels the cold counter top, and your boyfriend laughs before throwing the clothes somewhere on the ground.
Your pussy clenches over nothing, and you go to press your thighs together to relieve some of the tension, only for Jungkook to hold them wide open. He pulls his hard cock out of his pants, giving himself two pumps before slapping it on your wet center. Your gaze fixated on his dick on your pussy, your lips between your teeth moaning slightly when your boyfriend gives it another slap with his dick.
“So wet for me, baby,” he says, giving it another slap. "C'mere," Jungkook's picks you off the counter from your arms, “bend over. ” He orders.
You quickly follow his command, your juices dripping down your legs from how wet you were already. Jungkook spreads open your legs some more before making his way in between them, giving your ass a slap. “Fuck—“ you clench your thighs together as he soothes the red mark he just left. “Fuck, when are you going to let me fuck this ass.” Your boyfriend asks you, giving you another spank, making you squeak.
“Never,” you moan, making him chuckle under his breath. “Worth the try.” He jokes before sinking down into you, both moaning at the feeling. You felt so full. Jungkook is so big, stretching your pussy deliciously. “So big shit," you moan, your cheek pressed against the counter as he fills you up to the hilt. “You can take it, baby,” Jungkook says between gritted teeth. He felt you clenching around him, having him on the verge of coming right there in an instant.
“Always so good for me, baby. Want me to fuck you so good, huh?” He whispers into your ear, and you clench around him, earning you another spank, ripping a loud moan out of you. “Fuck me," you stutter over the pleasure your lower belly is feeling. “That’s what I like to hear, baby,” Jungkook says before pulling his cock out, just leaving the tip in before slamming into you. Your mouth hangs open as he repeats the movements over and over again. “Fuck just like that,” you grip to the edge of the counter, your eyes close immediately, as his rough hands compare to your smooth skin, hold tightly to the sides of your hips, pounding into you from behind.
“This cunt is mine, right?” Jungkook groans, sliding his cock in and out of your walls. You could only reply with a loud moan. But that’s not enough for Jungkook; your boyfriend wraps his hand around your hair, pulling you upward and arching your back in the process. “Use your words, princess.” He orders in your ear, his movements never halting.
"Fuck—your pussy! Only yours,” you spit out whatever words you could make a sentence out of. “Fucking you dumb, huh?” He lets go of your hair and moves his hand around your neck, adorning it like a necklace and applying some pressure. "Mhmm,” you moan, trying to open your eyes but shutting close after Jungkook slams into you again.
The room fills with the wet clapping sounds, groans, and moans that keep spilling out of your guys mouths. Your fingers find your sensitive clit, applying pressure and drawing small circles. "Fuck—I'm gonna come!” Your legs shake beneath Jungkook, and his arm wraps around your waist in case your legs give out on you.
“Yeah baby? Gonna come for me?” He slaps your hand away from your clit replacing it with his. Your back arches against him, and his cock continues hitting your g-spot repeatedly, sending you over the edge.
“Oh fuc—“ Your words are cut short when the pleasure in your belly finally snaps, and Jungkook's fingers furiously move on your pussy, making you scream into your hand. Wetness pools on your feet, dripping down your legs. “Fuck so hot when you squirt,” Jungkook continues fucking you through your orgasm, the overstimulation has you shaking underneath him. “Too much fu-fuck,” you head drops to the counter. You clench, sending Jungkook over the edge.
“Coming,” your boyfriend's head drops to your shoulder, his movements becoming sloppy, springs of cum shooting inside you, moaning at the feeling.
His movements come to a halt, his mind foggy, his cock throbbing when he pulls out, making you whine, feeling empty.
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck,” Jungkook mutters under his breath as he sees his cum dripping out of your hole. Without a second thought, he shoves it back in with his index finger. “Aw shit,” you moan at the sensitivity.
He chuckles, kissing your shoulder blade. “You were so good for me, baby.” He leaves open-mouthed kisses all over your back, breathing heavily. You are trying to catch your breath, and your legs feel like jelly, not being able to move from your current position.
“Mhm,” you hum softly, your eyes closing. "Baby, don’t fall asleep on me,” Jungkook smiles at you, picking you up in bridal style, making you to squeal.
"How the fuck can you be so cute after just getting railed?” Your boyfriend moves your hair out of your face as you try to snuggle into his chest. “You play too much,” you mumble.
Jungkook lays you down on the bed before disappearing into your guys bathroom; a couple minutes later, coming out changed and with a warm rag in hand, “here, baby open,” he coos motioning to your legs. You do as he says. He slowly cleans and wipes your center, making you moan from oversensitivity. “Almost done,” he says before giving a last swipe and throwing the rag somewhere in the room.
“Do you want a pill, baby?” He asks against your cheek, to which you nod. He stands up, walking to your side of the closet and getting you something comfy to wear. “Here. Be right back.” Jungkook leaves the clothes next to you and leaves the room.
As you change into your clothes, Jungkook waltz’s in with an ibuprofen and a glass of water on his other hand. “Here,” he says, waiting for you to poke your head out of his hoodie before handing you the small pill.
You swallow the pill without any complaints before dropping down on the bed. “So tired.” Your eyes close before you even hit the pillow, making him chuckle. “Worn you out, huh?” He teases before dropping beside you, pulling the covers over both of you. You immediately cuddle up to his side, feeding off the warmth he radiates. Your leg is over his torso, and your hand is on his chest.
“I love you, princess.” He whispers into your hair, leaving a small kiss on your forehead. “I love you; now let’s go, mimi’s." You kiss his clothed chest, hoping he can still feel the kiss.
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meekspeaks · 6 months ago
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my phone won't keep up w me so
- watching foreman struggle hurts me apparently
- why is house obsessed w pet rats
- NO STOP HE'S CALLING HIS DAD FUCK FUCK FUCK
- OHHHHHH MY GOD
- hilson fighting over their child <3
- "he'll get hit in the head with a... Cane Shaped Object."
- "takes one to know one, LOSER."
- THE EUPHAMISMS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
- house with kids >>>>>>>>>
- he's always asking about Cameron i am going to cry
- HE CAN SEE. EVERYBODY CHEER.
- okay nevermind
- HIS DAD IS HERE . EXCUSE ME .
- this is a bit agonising
- I don't think i can do this guys
- try NOT to be understanding, foreman's dad, DONT BE UNDERSTANDING
- "does it hurt?" "no." "...is it gonna?" FUCK OFF
- ohhhhhh he's lying to his dad to make himself feel better FUCK MY LIIIIIIIIFE
- he wants his mum what if i kms
- this is actually painful . his mum won't remember . I'm gonna die . he's crying . fuck .
- I can't watch this I can't I can't
- WHY DID NO ONE WARN ME . ALL THE SPOILERS DIDN'T MENTION THIS . NOT THAT I LOOKED THEM UP WILLINGLY BUT FUCK .
- they can't kill him off, I'm sure he's around in S3.
- ...I'm not so sure anymore
- "foreman's black." "what? how long have you been sitting on this information?"
- he's terrifying
- foreman is . actually scaring me
- what if foreman dies
- wilson makes me giggle i love him
- I LOVE RSL CHARLIE. I LOVE RSL!!!!!!!!!!
- they look so good in scrubs don't even talk to me
- oh my god this is so scary
- a house pain talk means it's gonna be a good one
- THEY ARE ALL SUCH GOOD ACTORS
- "my son says you're a manipulative bastard." LMAOOAOAOAO
- oh my fucking god he wants her to be his medical proxy I WILL KMS
- HE'S QUOTING HER ARTICLE
- HE'S APOLOGISING
- FUCK
- "I need to know that we're okay." / "no. I'll be a proxy but we're not okay." FUCK OFF
- I think I'd throw up if this happened to me
- HIM GRABBING THE BEDFRAME INSTEAD OF HER HAND WHAAAAT IF I KMS
- THEY'RE GONNA KILL HIM
- I'm not emotionally prepared for foreman to die
- if his dad tells him he loves him I will cry and tear my hair out and throw my laptop out of the window
- oh my god his dad is there
- WHY ARE THERE NO EDITS OF THIS
- this is UNBEARABLE
- ohh my god i can't do it
- I actually feel ill
- "I don't wanna miss you." / "i love you too, dad." FHDJFHDBRHWGS
- "hey. it's gonna be okay." okay so I'm fucking crying!!!!!!!!!!
- they're all there it's like his fucking funeral
- "I accept your apology." DAVID SHORE. YOU AND ME. OUTSIDE. NOW.
- okay so Cameron apologising is the last thing he hears
- ok that's fine
- ok
- (crashing and screaming and chainsaws and guns and police sirens)
- HOUSE I SWEAR TO GOD
- JUST FUCKING DO IT
- OOOOOH . OOOOOH, CAMERON . DAMN .
- JUST DO THE FUCKING BIOPSY. JESUS.
- stop why doesn't house know the answer . oh my god . he always knows the answer . I'm so scared .
- right. before she tells his dad how he is. I will NOT be watching the rest of house if foreman is dead.
- OK HE'S GONNA LIVE.
- oh, great, you don't know!!!!!!!!!! oh, that's fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- "up and at 'em." YSYAYSYRHEGEGWGSFS
- "and the manipulative bastard." / "you remembered." CAMERON CRYING ME TOO GIRL ME TOO
- oh my god oh my god thank fuck jesus christ
- I THOUGHT HE WAS OKAY. OH MY GOD. JESUS FUCK. DHNSDHSHSGS.
ok i need a break oh my god.
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columbiastapshoes · 6 months ago
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hello twin peaks fandom. i just finished the og 2 seasons and for the later half of season 2 i put live reactions in my notes app. here are the highlights <3 (lmk if u want the full version it’s so much longer)
‼️spoiler warning‼️ ALSO if you read me saying ‘evil cooper’ i am talking about windom earle. i did not know there would be a literal evil cooper. at the end of the reactions ‘evil cooper #2’ is referring to cooper’s doppelgänger <3 also also!! the double return means it’s a new collection of notes that i wrote down in the same moment if that makes sense? i wanted to do screenshots instead of the actual text but alas i can only upload ten </3
- "psychological evaluation" he already has an autism diagnosis leave bro alone
- ok hang on. if josie dies and harry couldn't protect her. then. parallels with caroline dying and cooper couldn't protect her. Hm :3 (update! david lynch the man that you are.)
- "what is the greatest gift one human being can give to another?" and bobby and i make the same 🤨 face
- weasel. right. yes. i am following this conversation
- sksksksksk save the weasels
- sorry
- im really sorry
- this is the worst possible person to be helping rn. unfortunately he is incredibly smart.
- earle is dale if he used his autism for evil
- i certainly hate you james fwiw!!
- you guys have started over again like 30473938 times stop it
- "please come home with me" "actually you should go" GUYS
- done with y'all where are the queers
- cooper appears from a bush and goes "you never loved her anywayyyyy"
- christ this is rough where are my boys
- MY BOYS??? oh no it's you :/
- haha you're not gonna tell him right
- ohhhh dear :3
- im going to kms :3
- hello bri ish man would you like a bo'ol of wo'uh
- chess? great! sheriff to fbi agent. they kiss. they both win
- "have someone keep an eye on him" CUDDLE WIFH HIM COWARD HE CLEARLY NEEDS YOU. YOU ARE THE FIRST AND ONLY PERSON TO CALM HIM DOWN AND ALLOW HIM TO CRY INSTEAD OF YELL. WHAT THENFUCK DALE COOPER DO U REALIZE HOW MUCH HE LOVES U. sigh
- I DONT CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING WEASELS THIS IS SO FUCKING. RGH
- no way they have roblox dress to impress in twin peaks
- OH NO HE EVIL WHITTLES HES LIFERALLY RVIL COOPER
- i wanna kiss this sad sad man very desperately
- break it with a hammer ??? dumdum
- WOWEEBOB !! !!
- "not all men" ur right pete martell would never
- my boys have not been together as much and it's making me STBERE THEY ARE WITH A HOMOSEXUAL ARM AROUND THE SHOULDER
- oh there's a bomb! ok!
- HARRY HAS A GRANDPA SWEATERRRRR I LOVE HIMMM
- they touched hands they wanna make out sooooo bad
- the bomb can wait you guys are in love
- cooper so preeeeetttyyyyyy :333
- andy i love you very dearly
- i love how harry is so gentle and kind and patient with lucy and then he's like ANDY SHUT THE FUCK UP
- girls night (cooper interrogating audrey donna and shelly)
- wow thats comforting if i was told this i would burst into tears or flames
- i love it when cooper is in front of a whiteboard
- "for instance?" i KNEW thats how u would approach dirty talk u fancy motherfucker
- THEY ARE NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT IN AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION. AUTISM.
- why is bro goth what happened
- evil cooper you need to either do normal foundation or all white WHY ARE HIS TEETH BLAAACK
- bro is NOT siouxsie 😭😭😭
- yeah no shit. is this. news. i knew this before u fbi fuckers did
- URETHRA! ☝️
- you could KISS him? okay evil cooper..
- finished my brownie. crave death
- who is bro talking to
- oh leo hi leo
- it hasn't panned to leo yet i think he's like dead and they'll reveal it in a sec
- oh nom worse than dead ow ow ow ow
- OW OW OW OW OWWWWIEEEEEE
- WHERE DID HE FIND THE TARANTULAS
- dw leo i can take them home. they are my friends
- giggling a lil. about. cooper.
- BY HEAVENS oh my god
- i'm still giggling about cooper but it has turned from "i want him" giggling to "BY HEAVENS!!" giggling
- ok sorry what's the issue i got distracted
- sorry had to rewind two more times BY HEAVENS is taking me out
- i always said this show needed a dance sequence (i never said that)
- jeez u guys suck not u lucy ur eating
- I ALWAYS SAID TWIN PEAKS NEEDED A KICKLINE AND TOP HATS (i never said that)
- closeup on harry's face pls don't i need GRAND THEFT AUTO.
- sorry pete just said grand theft auto.
- can my cats stop beefing i have a show to watch
- WHERE ARE HER DRAPE RUNNERS!!!!
- you don't fucking say things got out of hand Michael.
- most useless side plot i do not care
- CAN MY CATS STOP BEEEEFINGGG
- HOLY SHIT ITS EVIL COOPER TO ME AND EVIL COOPER LITERALLY!!!!!
- how is he not crying and screaming in a fetal position that would be my plan
- why is evil cooper #2 kinda.
- why do i lowkey want evil cooper #2
- TBIS FUCKING KID WITH THE FLASHLIGHT
- bobs camera angle looks like a ring doorbell
thank you!
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101emo · 2 months ago
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Shorthand: 101 What does that mean? Are they just letters?
Once again, emo culture being born into the early 2000s, shorthand texting was popular- who has time to click on the keypad for each letter when you could do about three instead?
You defiantly know the classic 'OMG' and 'LOL', but do you know them all and what they mean?
Below is an in depth chart showing what shorthand letters mean what phrase, modern or not; (This entry does contain swearing.)
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AFAIK: As far as I know. "AFAIK? He's right."
AF: As fuck. "That show was good AF."
AFK: Away from keyboard. "Going AFK for a while."
AKA: Also known as. "AKA an ass."
ATM: At the moment. "Nothing going on ATM."
BB/BBG/BBB: Baby, baby girl, baby boy. "Love you BBG x."
BRB: Be right back. "BRB, dinner."
BTW: By the way. "I know the answers, BTW."
CD9/9: Code 9. "CD9 (When someones at the computer or watching)."
CM/CMP/PCM/CMB: Call me, call me please, please call me, call me back. "CMB later."
DM/DMs/PM: Direct message, direct messages, private messages. "She wanted to PM me."
DW: Dont worry. "DW about it."
ED: Eating Disorder. Please contact the Butterfly Foundation if you're struggling x
FML: Fuck my life. "I failed that test, FML."
FR: For real. "She's cute FR."
FW: Fuck with. "I FW that idea."
FOMO: Fear of missing out. "She's got mad FOMO."
FWB: Friends with benefits. "Nah, we're just FWB right now."
FWIW: For what it's worth. "FWIW, I don't think he's good for you."
GB: Goodbye. "Goodnight, GB!"
GN: Goodnight. "Bye, GN!"
GG: Good game. "GG dude!"
GL/GLHF: Good luck, good luck have fun. "Your game is on? GLHF!"
GOAT: Greatest of all time. "MCR is the GOAT."
GTG: Got to go. "GTG, I'll see you tomorrow!"
GTFO/GTFOOH: Get the fuck out, get the fuck out of here. "GTFO with that normie stuff."
HTH: Hope this helps. "HTH with the homework."
HW: Homework. "Have you got the HW notes?"
ICYMI/ICUMI: In case you missed it. "ICYMI, here are the notes."
HTH: Hope this helps. "HTH with the homework."
IDGAF: I don't give a fuck. "IDGAF if she said that."
IK: I know. "Yeah, IK about last week."
IDK/IDRK: I don't know, I don't really know. "IDRK about history."
IIRC: If I recall/remember correctly. "IIRC, he walks home."
IDC/IDRC: I don't care, I don't really care. "IDC about that."
IMO/IMHO: In my opinion, in my honest opinion. "IMO, she's trashy."
LY/ILY/ILU: Love you, I love you. "ILY baby!"
ILYSM/ILUSM: I love you so much. "ILYSM AAAA!"
IRL: In real life. "IRL he's not that cute."
ISTG: I swear to god, I swear to gosh. "ISTG if she's in my class."
JK,JJ: Just kidding, just joking. "JK! That skirt is a cute blue."
K/KK: Okay. "Meet you there, k?"
KIL/KILK: Keep it low, keep it lowkey. "KILK, he doesn't know about the party."
KMS: Killing myself, kill myself. "If I fail, gonna KMS."
KMST: Killing myself tonight. Please call a helpline number x
KYS: Kill yourself Don't bully people please.. Only friends xD
LTR/L8R: Later. "Call LTR?"
LM/LMU: Lets meet, lets meet up. "LMU at the mall later?"
LMK: Let me know. "LMK what happens on Friday."
LOL: Laugh out loud, laughing out loud. "That post? LOL!"
LMAO: Laughing my ass off. "Stop. LMAO!"
NM/NDM: Not much, not doing much. "NDM tonight."
NP: No problem. "NP for the notes!"
NW: No way, no worries. (depends on context for this one). "NW that actually happened."
OC: Of course. "OC I heard it."
OG: Original, on god. (depends on context for this one). "That copy was OG."
OIS/OIC: Oh I see. "OIS, you like her now?"
OMG: Oh my god, oh my gosh. "OMG! I'm dying!"
ORLY/OR: Oh really? "ORLY? He said that?"
OTP/OTP: On the phone, one true pair. (depends on context for this one). "Him and her? OTP for sure."
POS: Piece of shit. "He's a POS for that."
PPL: People. "Yeah, PPL heard that."
QT: Cute, cutie. "He's such a QT."
RN: Right now. "Wanna play RN?"
RLLY: Really. "You RLLY gonna believe that?"
R: Are. "R you gonna be there?"
RU: Are you. "RU coming to school tomorrow?"
RUS: Are you serious. "RUS? She said that?"
ROTF/ROTFL: Rolling on the floor, rolling on the floor laughing. "ROTFL! That face!"
SMH: Shaking my head. "SMH, she can't do that."
SRSLY/SRS: Seriously, serious. "Are you SRS?"
SSDD/SSDS: Same story- different day, same story- different shit. "You know school. SSDS."
SH: Self harm. Please call a helpline number x
STFU: Shut the fuck up. "STFU, no one likes that."
SYS/SYT: See you soon, see you shortly, see you tomorrow. "Okay! SYS!"
TBC/TBH: To be clear, to be honest. "TBH, she sucks."
THX: Thanks. "THX for today!"
TMI: Too much information. "Woah, TMI."
TN: Tonight. "What you doing TN?"
TFW/MFW: That face when, that feeling when, my face when, my feeling when. "MFW he wears sweatpants."
TTYL: Talk to you layer. "I have to go to sleep, TTYL!"
U: You. "U can't be serious."
UR: You're, your. "You left UR sweater here."
WB: Welcome back. "WB! How was dinner?"
WBY/WBU: What about you. "WBU? I like red."
WTF/WTH: What the fuck, what the hell. "WTF was that about?"
YOLO: You only live once. "I'm going out, YOLO!"
YW: You're welcome. "YW for the advice!"
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idkwhatever580 · 4 months ago
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Agatha All Along Commentary
⚠️WARNING⚠️ AGATHA ALL ALONG 1x6 SPOILERS AHEAD
you’ve been warned
Im late again guys 😣 alright. Here goes nothing. I’m seriously considering taking my anxiety meds before these episodes because atp that might help.
Started watching at 3:00 pm
I stg I stg I stg I stg if this turns out bad I’m gonna throw up. And that says a lot considering I have emetophobia
Ooh fancy he’s Jewish
I’m not familiar with the Jewish religion but seems pretty cool.
Okay so we have established that this is Billy Kaplan which idk how y’all dug so deep to figure it out but I guess it was common knowledge and I do not have common knowledge so it adds up
Ooh now there’s a party funnn lol
I wish I had parents that were proud of me
Lmaooooo “you’re both disgusting” is so fucking real
4:25
ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
She’s kinda hot guys. I have daddy issues but I’m a lesbian lmaoooo
5:14
WTFFFF I CANT DO THIS SHIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT SHES TOTALLY LYING TO HIM IN THIS
5:42
wtf does the tower reversed mean bitch
6:14
Hearing her say baby is so fucking hot I’m gonna nut everywhere
Oh lord guys I seriously have problems… but don’t say you weren’t thinking it too 😏
6:51
WTF IS THAT THING A PROTECTION SPELL OR WHAT?!?!
DID SHE PLACE THE SIGIL?!?!
Omg if she placed the sigil on him that would be insane
7:46
If y’all out there with the theories about Billy maximoff’s soul taking over Billy kaplan’s body im kms because that’s so valid
——id like to let y’all know that I know nothing about the marvel comics and I do not intend on learning or digging that deep kk? I also don’t know what Wiccan is but I guess it’s Billy maximoff? Not looking for someone to explain it tho lol——
IM SCARED J DONT WANNA SEE MY BABY
NO WANDA NO WANDA I DIDNT NEED TO HEAR HER VOICE
8:34
Holy shit.
8:39
Watching it disappear is so sad. Like I know she’s hurting and saving the rest of them
9:00
OH MY GOD THE PARENTS STAYED ALIVE I THOUGHT YALL SAID THEY ALL DIED OR LIKE TWO DEATHS
9:33
NO FUCKING WAY THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY TRUE
Y’all playing too hard
9:52
No fucking way. I’m actually so done right now. I’m so fucking done I need to scream at someone and it needs to be the fucking producer
10:15
That must be so fucking scary to go to “sleep” as Billy Maximoff and wake up in someone else’s body. Like in Disney shows when they switch and shit they have a moment where they look in the mirror and scream but this is def more realistic
Also I thought someone said there were two deaths. I don’t see no dead people up in this bitch
10:55
wtf is this?? inside out?
11:06
Noooohohohoooooo I forgot that Billy M can mind read and shit
12:33
That dog knows
Why is it always the dog that knows?
13:44
Having to call her mom must have sucked balls
15:22
Damn he already trying to fit the part bro. Moving on too damn fast
Him and his mom with the lying bro ✋🙄
Stop I sound like Agatha 😭
16:02
SHE DID PLACE THE SIGIL ON HIM WTFFFF
16:26
Okay I see you little emo gay kid having more piercings than me and having kissed more people than me and I’m older than you 🙄
17:26
Damn that’s crazy. He actually is telling this dude his shit
18:40
Damn that’s so fucking crazy his smile is creeping me out bro
Also I totally knew little Billy M was meant to be a little gay baby
19:24
Damnit all of these hoes have connection with him. Of some kind
19:57
You found a guy on Reddit. And you’re meeting him? That sounds like you’re getting killed.
OMG WHO IS IT TELL ME WHO IT IS
ITS RALPH NO ITS RALPH POOR RANDALL SORRY RANDALL ITS JUST WE KNOW YOU AS RALPH
21:06
Damn he went kinda crazy from being with Agatha all that time huh? That means the only one that can handle her is rioooooo
21:42
Don’t take my wife’s name in vain hoe
lol I’m kidding
I also apparently have multiple wives
Lmaoooo please ask about Agatha harkness
24:06
YOU FUCKING MURDERED SPARKY I WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS I DONT CARE IF SHE MADE YOU DO THAT SHIT I HATE YOU
24:19
Omg I can’t do this shit
Does this mean that Tommy is also in someone’s body?
25:27
I seriously do wanna know what kind of crazy that lady eats for breakfast. And I hope it’s me 😏
26:24
Yeaaaahhhh this song eats me up.
27:20
HOHOHOHHHHH THAT PICTURE IS THE IMAGE OF A FA- a gay woman. A gay witchy woman…. 👀
27:36
OH YEAH THEY BROUGHT MY GIRL DOLLY INTO IT
DOLLY PARTON FOR PRESIDENT 2024
Ahem… excuse my political views ✋😭
28:20
Omg omg omg he’s going on the road to find Tommy I’m gonna cryyyyy
29:43
Oh he’s so emo with his eyeliner and his black heart boyfriend and his belt chain and his witchy witchyness
…okay maybe im jealous
29:55
Ugh mommy. They’re both so hot. I know we only see Agatha in this part but I’ll nut to the thought of Aubrey Plaza
30:06
You’re seriously using a fucking house lamp you idiot ✋😭
30:29
You tell me to stop I’ll do it mommy
OH LAWD I HAVE ISSUES
I have to shit bro 😭
31:07
Hooligan is so fucking funny 😭
31:33
Guys I’m nutting everywhere from her sitting like that she’s soooo gayyyyyy
The producer really said “gay” and Kathryn Hahn said “yes”
32:16
I think if I was in that situation as teen, I’d say I want to. I want to poke that damn bear and see if she’ll throw me on the desk and- oh. Right right. Not the point ✋😭😏
I ALSO JUST REALIZED THAT SHE IS WEARING A SHIRT THAT IS RALPHS RANDALLS? Idk anymore bro
32:59
Wait… this is so fucking funny bro 😭😭😭
33:45
OMG SHES LIKE IN THE INTERROGATION TABLE AND ITS ACTUALLY HER HOUSE BRO
I NEVER MADE THAT CONNECTION 😭😭😭
34:21
HOT HOOOTTTTT SHES SO HOT RIPPING THAT TAPE IS SO HOT
34:28
THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY BRO
34:46
Hold on these side swipe things are going too fast I’m so lost. 😭 I hate having a horrible memory that makes me not be able to remember every single detail when we’re going back to something from a different pov
35:10
STFU SHE COULDNT HEAR EITHER TIME AND BOTH TIMES HE SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT I WONDER WHAT HE SAID ON THE ROAD WITH THE OTHER WITCHES
35:19
YEEESSSSS IM SK GLAD WERE BACK TO THE ROAD
35:28
Yes! Pull yourself out of that mystery goop!!!
36:11
FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DONT BREAK THE SIGIL PIECE FUCK YOU
37:53
Wait. I am so gullible I like her being nice bro ✋😭
38:00
COVERED IN MYSTERIOUS ROAD GOOP OR NOT THAT POSE IS FUCKIGN HOT
38:09
I can’t tell if she’s crying because she’s happy the SIGIL is broken and she’s right or if she’s crying because she actually liked the kid
38:33
FUCK SHES BEING EVIL AGAIN I NEED A GOOD AGATHA AND I KNOW IM NOT GETTING THAT BUT A GIRL CAN DREAM
38:45
I’ll kill someone for you Agatha
39:05
Wait when she’s like don’t feel guilty about your talent I feel like she’s trying to be evil but it’s kind of endearing. Like. Shes so strong about it which means so many witches have felt guilty about their talents before and she doesn’t want that to hinder him. Even if she is evil that’s pretty sweet.
39:53
OH FUCK YOU BITCH KYS KYS HAHA THATS WHY YOU CANT USE YOUR POWERS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD GOOD NOT DECENT GOOD
40:43
Stfu Agatha. Don’t mess with our bitch.
Robo papa? BAHAHAHAHAHAAA
she knowsssss
41:34
BAHAHAHHAAHAAAAA
42:02
“Got it” not her being serious for once ✋😭
42:25
DONT I KNOW IT BITCH YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL ME IM WATXHING YOU LITTLE MAXIMOFF BITCH
Post watching notes:
I seriously needed some Agathario shit and I didn’t get that and I’m mad. IM SO MAD THAT THE INTIMACY COORDINATOR WAS FOR TEO LITTLE BOYS I NEEDED MY MIDDLE AGE WOMEN TO MAKE TF OUT THEY ARE TEASING ME 😖😖😖
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imaginespazzi · 4 months ago
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chapt 10
i said fuck bro when i saw this im scared
10k is a novel
paige is having beef already what a shock
horny azzi
hornier paige
“you don’t have any effect on me” me when i lie
oh frick paige in trouble
people catching on and azzi just being a shit ass liar
jana clocking them
why are we treating suicide paige 
azzi there is no way in hell you think paige was hopping on that child
“you always did go for younger women, like me” azzi bro 
i wanna know the issue with angie
stephie is my spirit animal
why is she throwing shade “um u can’t cook”
“i’m too cute to die” breaking the fourth wall and speaking to the author 
uncle twin always makes me chuckle
wanna know what doesn’t
stephie sulking
“you’d think I was her favorite” false hope is a disease
“Coach Bueckers” petty i like it
“i’m just getting clocked left right and center” IM USING THAT I GIGGLED SO HARD
hey when’s the angst
i love stephie so much she’s so real
she and azzi are the same tho there is no difference 
WHY IS STEPHIE MESSY AF TALKING BOUT KISSES FROM CLEMENCE
claudia clocking her mom is crazy
CLOCKING HER AGAIN BRO
stephie instigating YET AGAIN
“i forgot i was mad” im sure your mom agrees
she knows what she did is wild
letting claudia on her lap bro
DID YOU LIKE THE OTHER KIDS HUGS MORE THAN YOU LIKED MINE
stephie clocking azzi part 2847485$4
three seconds
oh my fucking god its drew here comes the goddamn angst you had to ruin it
paige is going to khs ig
drew sending hate 
IM GONNA KMS
“you won’t ever hurt my paigey will you” i hate you nivi 
“don’t you guys look so fucking cozy” oh shit here we go
stephie with the comeback
“but i promise i’ll try” kids clock better 
“i think im gonna like you” i think i’ve had enough
“i wouldn’t look so different to you if you’d been around to see me grow up” IVE HAD ENOUGH
uncle drew😭
nivi i went through all the stages of grief twice i don’t know how to feel anymore 
KARLYYYY do you know you're my favorite?
Don't be scared, I'm such a nice person
Way too horny and now they've gone and gotten themselves clocked
LMFAO just to be clear again, Stephie will not die I am scared of y'all
Stephie's actually the world's biggest instigators (she's me coded)
No don't kys, i'd miss you <3
TWICE? I feel like this was not that much of a grief-filled chpater, at least not by my standards tee hee
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wackpedion · 7 months ago
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Im playing Class of 09 cuz i impulsively bought it 20 minutes before the summer sale was gonna end and I thought I'd liveblog it. below the cut
Ohh my god this is just the intro and im already having so much fun. this is so camp. this is gonna be a good time i think
Nicole's pretty
"god they're never funny, it's as if the girls laugh to avoid sexual assault" HELLO???
And then she laughs at some lame joke right after. Ofc
I just realised this guys name is Crispin what kind of name is that
We're gonna cut class babyyy!!!!
YEAHHH tell him off oh my god Nicole ily already
KYLAR. WHAT are these names. Raincode WISHES it was this
We're not taking drugs from this guy no way
Also I heard there's MSI references in this game. When will that happen. I'm excited
HAHAHA "well.... Not in a gay way.."
HI JECKA R U THE MSI FAN I HEARD OF.
I wish this dialogue didn't like. Autoplay. It's like a movie. I wish it'd be a "click to progress to next line" type of thing instead but alr
Benzosexual??? Lmao
"Hi I'm Nicole I just dodged a bullet" HAHA
Nicole I love Ur fashion sense
Fuck now I wanna go get junk food
DISCIPLINARY TATTOOS??? Oh my god
HAHAH I love u Jecka
Uhhh let's choose Photography
"why did I pick an art class these kids are annoyingly quirky" thanks Nicole
I wanna skip but a girl here has caught my eye I wanna see what's her deal. So we're staying in the class
MR WHITE MR SHOOTER??
Oh no. What is it. Is this going where I think it's going. I knew not to trust any men in this game
Fuck yeah I love free food sure
Ok I regret this already I don't like how he's talking
Wait. Wait.
OH NO HES A WHITE SUPREMACIST
THE WAY HE SAID RAP MUSIC.
"so, I think the photography teachers a white nationalist" "I just said 'the tuna is good today' and you replied with that." 💀
This game is so fast paced ngl, jumping from scene to scene
Ohh ok thx Nicole for that explanation. This game is so educational guys you should give this to your kids
Non-racist girls gotta stick together babyyy
I want to throw rocks at him
Oh my god shut upppp
"you really think im a quirky art girl?" Nicole is that really your take away here
HAHAH WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT is the principal talking about. Hello???
COME ON . I mean I can't say I'm surpri- wait what was that.
"I guess racism wins" 😭😭
NICOLE????
Crying Nicole I love you
Pentagram? MSI reference?
Oh I've heard of Jeffery
Jecka you're sick I love you too
Oh this Crispin guy again
Were NOT throwing a party. Glad we're on the same page Nicole
Does her shirt say suicidal pregnancies
Oh so you're Emily.......
HAHAHD oh my god don't ask that!!!
So true Jecka. Sure let's kms
Okay now I feel bad.
SHE GOT PUT IN THE PSYCHE WARD?!?!?!
Annnd that's my first playthro. Wow
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something-awful1 · 9 months ago
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my thoughts while rewatching all of Helluva Boss in honor of the S2 trailer PT 5 (getting this one out last minute let's goooo)
WESTERN ENERGY - i remember this one :/ - i hate andrealphus oh my god - dude the tone of this is so off - how is bro staying on this horse he's like levitating - blitzo's little laugh omg pop off brandon rogers - reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally can't say that word anymore - i hate this goat's voice - oh it's vivienne - this song is so bad kill me now - no cause i actually hate the pacing of this episode - oooo classism, how fun - bro why did the dude call moxxie "queer boy" im sobbing - this dialogue kill me now - i don't even have words i hate this - i feel like this scene is only here bc A) they wanted ed bosco to sound sexy B) they're not allowed to show what happens during the full moon - hate this sequence - hate it - am i the only one who thought andrealphus talking to his sister the way he does it... kinda weird? like it gives me such a weird vibe - "you're so lucky you're attractive" WHAT THE FUCK - your sister is not your "fiery vixen" stfu elsa - okay but bryce pinkham is popping off again he makes this episode worth watching - dude this episode is so heavily censored what's happening - EW THE FIGHT SEQUENCE MAKES ME WANNA KMS OMG - i hate the music change - idk why watching moxxie fight is so visually satisfying though - "hey let's play a game! how many times can we make the same sex joke over and over again in one episode?" -vivienne, probably - how does such a bad episode have such a good ending. like genuinely i'm so mad about this because the whole "stolas got hurt?" thing and the hospital scene at the end is so PERFECT and if the episode were just written better, it would've been amazing
UNHAPPY CAMPERS - i kinda like the opening sequence ngl - perfectionist moxxie, we stan - okay but like... why did they choose to be siblings - this is.... so cringe - dude the double standard is CRAAAZY - i hate this number so much kill me now - like we wanted millie to get a solo but.... not this. god, not this - HELP WHY IS THE "moxxie sobbing uncontrollably" SUBTITLE SO FUNNY TO ME - i'm so lost - "child screams in futility" - this is a cool fight sequence though - tf is this song - HELP THE CAPTIONS - "like it's so graphic" "there goes the tube top" "exhibitionism activated" I'M SOBBING - stop being mean to moxxie where did the truth seekers character development go OOPS - love the opening music - guys alex brightman is at it again - imagine betting flustered by your own dirty comment OZZIE - DICKS IN THE VAN - queives >>> - i love this episode, like i'm not gonna have a lot of commentary because i just wanna watch it - were those condoms that just flew out of his pants? - "birdy babe" i love him omg - OWL IN A CAGE INSTRUMENTAL SPOTTED - wow ngl kinda ballsy to play a video sent by fizz in front of stolas, ozzie - wow these two are both like... idiots - they both have like... the worst kept secrets in hell - help i love the dialogue in this episode so much - wow blitzo would EAT at pool - i remember everyone theorizing for YEARS about the fire and when this episode came out we weren't even surprised because we got it right so we were all like.... "yeah" - "fizz fighty sounds" - real ones remember "i'm getting paid to write this" - YALL READY FOR ONE OF THE BEST SONGS IN THE SERIES - yeah i said it, look at this is one of the best - it's up there with owl in a cage and you will be okay - why is it always "wyd" and never "THE SECRET TO BITCOIN COMPUTERS AND MICROCHIPS-" - crimson's confused face during the italian bit is so funny - ALESSIO DOES A MOM HAND AT CRIM - stiker going slowly insane is so cool to watch omg - stan asexual king striker - "get fucked little one" are we talkin to the lawyer dude or fizz... - i love that episode so much MAMMON'S MUSICAL MID SEASON WHATEVER THE FUCK - YALL I AM SO TIRED - so exhausted - fuck you mammon - written by vivienne medrano - i have no thoughts i just love this episode - like the pacing is SO GOOD - i need a therapist fizzy ngl - "if you wanna fuck em' you can!" and then IMMEDIATELY says "fizzy for the kids" i'm sobbing - "royal big man" BLITZO I LOVE YOU - HOUSE OF ASMODEUS INSTRUMENTAL SPOTTED - okay but ozzie's "undercover" outfit.... doesnt eat - OKAY MAMMON HAS SOME AMAZING SOUND EFFECTS WHY COULDN'T WE DO THAT FOR ALASTOR IN HAZBIN - i love this dialogue so much - i hated juggling iz cool when i first heard it but it grew on me - it's catchy - ill be honest i don't really get the clown contest thing - cue the cutest sequence in any helluva episode ever - i can't put into words how much i love the asl scene - sir your ass is out - klown bitch also grew on me after a while - BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY I DON'T GET THE CLOWN COMPETITION??? LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, RIGHT? RIGHT? WHY IS IT JUST A CONCERT - literally zoned out through the entirety of crooked - like it's okay but they deserved a WAAAAAAY better number - THIS SONG SLAPS THOUGH - TWO MINUTES NOTICE HAS MY HEART - literally zoned out for all of this i should sleep omg - blitzo is out here asking the important questions
I'M FINALLY DONE
happy full moon ya'll <3
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doppotranslations · 2 years ago
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Nightmare Lurking on the Island ~A Desert Island~
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Hypmic ARB in-game event story (Sasara, Doppo, Rio)
Recording Link: https://youtu.be/PCP9jVypO6Q (in case you wanna read along with the in-game voice lines and sound effects :D)
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Chapter 1
Rio: Hmm… Samatoki is coming too, so I'll have to pack a second knife. *his phone starts ringing* Hmm… Who is it? *picks it up*
Samatoki: Hey, Rio?
Rio: Samatoki? What is it?
Samatoki: Turns out I suddenly got a job so I won’t be able to come with.
Rio: I see… I understand, it can’t be helped when it comes to work.
Samatoki: It’s too bad, really. I’ll surely get this over with by next time though.
Rio: Don’t worry about it… see you next time! *hangs up* I guess it can’t be helped… I’ll just go alone.
[At the port]
Sasara: Phew…Thank god the weather is nice and sunny~! Not even the tension of bad weather would’ve forced me to cut short the long-awaited Okinawa fishing trip. I’ll push the boat out no matter what. Nahaha~! Wouldn’t that be unfortunate~! For example, even if rain were to fall or if snow were to fall or if hail were to fall or if spears were to fall or if mics were to fall, I’d still weather it with all my might~! You can count on me! Yeah! You can leave it to me! Well then, I should hurry up and get this started right now by taking some pictures before we set sail! Roger that~!
Doppo: *sigh*… (I’m on the long-awaited business trip to Okinawa…. yet I’ve been apologizing so much that it feels like I’ve only been looking at the ground….That baldy….last time I brought him a souvenir he didn’t like he just called me over so I can get yelled at, which was awful… ) *sighs*…(Luckily, I was able to get a one night stay at a different hotel than the one that bald bastard is staying at… no, I bet unlike the cheap hotel I stay at, he’s staying at an expensive luxurious one…) *sighs*… (Well, to be honest… I don’t care that my boss is coming on the Okinawa trip if you ask me, but…"A man who is ‘dull’ and “gloomy” is completely unreliable" he would say, so I came here by force…) No, I can’t let my dark thoughts get the best of me! I came all the way to Okinawa, so I’ll make sure I go home having enjoyed it to the fullest!
[On an island]
Rio: Huff… looks like I’m a bit rusty… I didn’t think rowing this raft for 20 km at most would have been so exhausting… Huh… a storm is coming… I should tie my raft to a tree… That looks good. Now then, I should hurry up and find something to eat and somewhere to sleep before it starts to rain.
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Chapter 2
Doppo: *chuckles* Fishing in the sea of Okinawa… This is the life, huh? I usually don’t have the time to go fishing apart from when I go with Sensei and Hifumi. Today is my chance to improve my skills a little so that I can surprise them the next time we go fishing together!
Sailor: We’re setting off!
Doppo: Oh, we’re leaving now!
[At sea]
Staff: Alright then… I’ll meet you in an hour!
Sasara: Cool! I wanna take some cool pictures! I’m riding a small boat but I’m feeling like I’m on a big boat~
Staff: Thanks, sir! No matter what, the transmitter is in the bag so there’s nothing to worry about!
Sasara: Don’t say scary stuff, man… With this nice and sunny weather, there’s nothing bad that can happen.
Staff: Right!
Sasara: Right on! *chuckles* Sometimes it’s pretty nice to get some alone time~
Sailor: Alright then… I’ll meet you in an hour!
[At sea, on a different boat]
Doppo: Yes, sir! Thank you very much! *chuckles* This is nice… being alone at sea like this. It’s a small boat, but regardless I’m having such a luxurious time! Now then, let’s get fishing right away~!
[At Sasara's boat]
Sasara: Uwaa! No good! The bag got all rained on…. Hey, where am I!?…. If it’s getting so stormy out here, will he still come pick me up… both the transmitter and the bag got drenched… Before the storm starts getting even stronger, I should go take shelter on that island over there.
[On an island]
Doppo: *pants*… In the nick of time, I escaped just before the storm got really bad, but the boat… it broke down… what do I do now…?
Sasara: *pants* ...~!Just barely made it in time!
Doppo: Ehhh! Nurude…-san?!
Sasara: Um? Oh, if it isn’t Kannonzaka-san!
Doppo: Are you also looking for shelter on this island?
Sasara: Yeah. I’m surprised we didn’t see each other’s boats. For now, let’s cooperate and look for help together.
Doppo: Yeah, let’s.
[Something is moving]
Doppo: *gasps*
Sasara: W-what’s going on…?
Rio: *steps closer* Ummm… you guys are…
Doppo: B-Busujima-san! What are you doing in such a place…?
Rio: I disembarked on this island to train. I came out here to check what state my raft was in and it turns out it was taken by the storm’s downpour…
Sasara: Let’s skip the formalities for now and focus on getting to safety… The waves are getting pretty high…
Rio: Yeah, you’re right.
Doppo: AAAAH!!! My employee card!!!!! It’s rapidly getting taken by the flow into the seaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Rio: Hum! *jumps into the sea*
Sasara: That’s no good! He’s jumping into such a rough sea!
Doppo: Ehhhhh!!!?
Rio: Huff… Kannonzaka… this must be important to you?
Doppo: T-thank you very much… Though it’s definitely not important enough to risk your life over it…
Sasara: Buddy, that was too much… 
Rio: Don’t worry so much about me, I wouldn’t say it was too much. If anything it was rather good training for me. I set up a base in the cave that’s up ahead. Let’s get going.
Sasara and Doppo: ……
[In the cave]
Sasara: Woah~ This has got to be the first time I see a fire lit up by flint~
Doppo: T-that’s amazing…
Rio: It’s nothing special… When it comes to survival skills, starting a fire is down to the very basics. I wouldn’t be able to call myself a soldier were I not able to do this much.
Sasara: I see… Even so, being an ex-soldier is amazing, isn’t it~?
Rio: … I am still a soldier…
Sasara: R-right, good for you…
Doppo: H-hey, Busujima-san… Thanks again for helping me out with getting back my employee card.
Rio: It was no problem.
Doppo: …I really mean it, thank you very much!
Sasara: Hey hey-
Doppo: ?
Sasara: Doesn’t the atmosphere on this island make it feel like it’s all just a dream?
Doppo: N-now that you mention it, this island does seem like it’s straight out of a manga…
Sasara: Maybe this storm… caused the treasure to storm out of here with it.
Doppo: ……………………………………………………………………………
Rio: ……………………………………………………………………………….
Doppo: A-anyways… Busujima-san…
Rio: What is it?
Sasara: Oiii! Don’t just ignore me, jerks!!
Doppo: Busujima-san, why did you come to this place to train…?
Sasara: Ah, they completely ignored my flow!
Rio: I don’t want to let my instincts dull, so places like uninhabited islands, that drive people away due to their harsh conditions, are a perfect way for me to work on this.
Doppo: I-is that so…
Sasara: I don’t get that at all, however that reasoning of yours is the reason that we were saved today, so all I can say is it gave me a reason to be thankful to you.
Rio: …today has been very exhausting. Let’s go to sleep early so we can prepare for tomorrow.
Doppo: I hope we can make it out alive…
Rio: Hey… rather than thinking about getting out of here, you should focus on surviving for now as it will increase your chance of making it out. Therefore, it’s urgent that we all get some rest and recover our physical strength.
Doppo: R-right…
Sasara: Well then, let’s sleep! Zzz… zzz… zzz… zzz…zzz… zzz… zzz…zzz…
Doppo: T-that was fast… he’s already asleep…
Rio: Yeah. We should also get some rest.
Doppo: Y-yes…
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Chapter 3
Doppo: *snores*... Ah… *mumble mumble*. The ground is so hard that I am hurting all over.
Rio: Hm, you woke up Kannonzaka.
Doppo: Yes, good morning.
Rio: Morning. The storm seems to have stopped.
Doppo: Will anyone come to rescue us…?
Rio: Someone might come, someone might not come.
Doppo: T-that’s…
Sasara: Fuwa~a… Mornin’! Mm? Kannonzaka, what’s wrong? Why the long face?
Doppo: Help might come, but it also might not come…
Sasara: What are you saying…
Rio: Now we should still have a go at improving our chances of survival.
Sasara: Hmm… then what exactly should we do??
Rio: We should ensure we have food and water.
Doppo: R-right… you are correct…
Rio: Fortunately, there are many animals living in this forest. That’s why I think I can rely on you two to ensure our food. We can split up and I can find some water in the meantime.
Sasara: Yeah! Leave it to us! We’ll surely grub something good!
Doppo: A-are you sure you’re okay with that?
[In the forest]
Doppo: *gasps* …what in the world was that weird noise…
Sasara: Surely it was one of the many creatures here.
Doppo: That may be the case, however, I’ve never heard such an awful noise… it sounded like it might have been a terrible monster…
Sasara: Yeah, right! We’ll have monster meat today! Doppo: Even if it really was a monster, amateurs like us would never be able to catch it.
Sasara: Alright, I’ll be going by myself until you decide to come monster hunting with me. Now then, you can call me anytime you please and I’ll come~!
Velociraptor: Kuooooo! Kuooooo! Kuooooo!
Sasara: Uwoooo! A dinosaur!!??
Doppo: UWAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sasara: W-why the hell is a dinosaur here?!
Doppo: And it’s a ferocious raptor too!
Sasara: What’s a raptor?
Doppo: Come on! That awful dinosaur looks like it came straight out of the movie Jurassic Park!
Sasara: You’re right, it does look like a scene from a movie…
Velociraptor: Kuooooo! Kuooooo! Kuooooo!
Sasara: This is bad! It’s coming right for us!
Doppo: I-if it’s like the raptors from the movie, then they probably travel in groups…
Velociraptor B: Kuooooo! Kuooooo! Kuooooo!
Velociraptor C: Kuooooo! Kuooooo! Kuooooo!
Sasara: Woah! Two more came up from the front!!
Doppo: W-we’re surrounded…
Sasara: Looks like we’re out of luck…
Velociraptor A: Kuoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Doppo: *gasps* IT’S GONNA EAT MEEEEEEEEEE!!
Tyrannosaurus: GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Velociraptor A: Gyapi~!!
Sasara: It was eaten by a different dinosaur!
Doppo: Ty-Tyrannosaurus…!
Velociraptor B: KUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Velociraptor C: GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tyrannosaurus: GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Doppo: *gasps*...it’s a war of the monsters!
Sasara: Kannonzaka! It’s now or never! They’re distracted fighting each other, so this is our chance to escape!
Doppo: Y-yes…!
Sasara: *pants*
Doppo: *pants*
Sasara: *pants*
Doppo: *pants* It looks like we got away to safe-
Pteranodon: GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sasara: S-something followed us!
Doppo: P-pteranodon!!! *gasps*
Sasara: T-this is bad…! Kannonzaka was taken!
[Up in the air]
Doppo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Help meee~!!!
[In the cave]
Doppo: *panting* I-it was a dream… Thank God…
Rio: Hm, you woke up Kannonzaka.
Doppo: Yes, good morning.
Rio: Morning. The storm seems to have stopped.
Doppo: Will anyone come to rescue us…?
Rio: Someone might come, someone might not come.
Doppo: T-that’s…
Sasara: Fuwaa… Mornin’! …Oh, it looks like it’s clearing up pretty nicely outside, doesn’t it? I’ll go out for a bit. 
[Outside, on the island]
Sasara: Not a single cloud in sight and the sun is shining brightly~. I wonder if a lifeboat will come for us anytime soon~ Um? …what’s that?
Rio: Nurude, what’s wrong?
Sasara: O-over there…
Doppo: T-that is…a pirate ship!!!!
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Sasara: I-it’s coming here…
Doppo: It’s coming ashore…
Rio: …pirates, huh? That’s unusual.
Sasara: No, no, no! How unusual it is is not the problem here…!
Doppo: I can’t tell what they’re after at this point… but I surely hope they’re gonna take us back to the city…
Rio: It will all depend on their attitude…
Captain Spark: Ho. I thought this was an uninhabited island, I didn’t think there’d be any people on here.
Doppo: Well, umm… We got stranded on this island because of yesterday’s storm, which is why we were wondering if you could take us back to the city.
Captain Spark: …I was just thinking I could increase the numbers in my crew. This is great! I, Captain Spark, will prosper with you three as my crewmembers! This is really great! Doppo: C-crewmembers…?
Sasara: W-what are you saying? That’s outrageous…
Doppo: Busujima-san… w-what should we do…?
Rio: …for now, we should follow those guys’ orders. If a fight were to start, we’d clearly be at a disadvantage because we’re outnumbered.
Doppo: F-fight…?
Captain Spark: Follow me!
[On the ship]
Doppo: …………………………………………………………………………….
Sasara: …………………………………………………………………………….
Rio: ………………………………………………………………………………….
Captain Spark: Alright. I’ll give you three the "Captain Spark’s Crew" uniforms. Go get changed.
Sasara: Shell yeah! I got all sticky because of the seawater, so this is just what I needed.
Doppo: A-ahaha… T-thank you…
Rio: *whispering*…what’s going on, there’s 30 people over there… Looks like this is not the right time to take action.
Doppo: Eh, did you say something, Busujima-san?
Rio: No, it’s nothing.
Captain Spark: Hurry up and get changed already!!!
[They change into pirate clothes]
Doppo: U-umm… we changed…
Captain Spark: Alright! First thing’s first, clean that deck!
Doppo: Y-yes…
Sasara: Hey hey, where is this ship headed??
Captain Spark: As always… to a treasure island!
Sasara: I-is that so…
Captain Spark: Get back to work and finish cleaning by noon!
Sasara: Bufu! Did you hear that? T-treasure island! Does he really believe in such a thing!?
Doppo: That doesn’t matter now… *sighs*... If I don’t hurry up and go back to work I’ll surely get fired.
Sasara: Now now, that may be so, but an extraordinary day like this sure is fun!
Doppo, Rio and Sasara: !?
Sasara: W-what the…?
Pirate: It’s an enemy attack!!!!
Captain Spark: Everyone! Get ready for battle!!
Doppo: *gasps* E-enemy…?
Sasara: Looks like a different group of pirates showed up.
Rio: This is our chance!
Doppo: Our chance…?
Rio: …… *takes out a rocket launcher*
Doppo and Sasara: !!
Sasara: W-why in the world do you have a rocket launcher…
Rio: …to exterminate them.
Doppo: I-it hit…
Sasara: Yeah… and it looks like they’re raising a white flag.
Captain Spark: Well done! They fell to our canons! I’ll have to reward you somehow…
Rio: Everybody freeze!
Doppo, Sasara and Captain Spark: !!??
Rio: I am taking control of this ship.
Doppo: *gasps* W-what the hell are you doing… Busuji-
Sasara: Listen up! From now on, the three of us will be the captains around here!
Doppo: Eh, I’m a captain too!?
[They change into pirate captain clothes]
Doppo: Uhhh… I’ll have to make friends with all kinds of pirates now that we’re leading a crew of no less than 100 pirates…
Sasara: This is bad… since you had to go back to work and all…
Doppo: I’m probably already fired at this point… I’ve been absent without notice for how many days now…
Sasara: H-hey… when will we be back?
Rio: Soon enough when the time is right.
Sasara: Right, right, so let’s go back already.
Rio: Yes. With this large fleet we can take down Chuoku!
Sasara: HUH??
Doppo: EEEEHHH! T-T-Th-There’s no way!
Rio: If we can do it we should do it. If you guys too are soldiers, then prepare yourselves!
Doppo: I’m not a soldier, I’m a salaryman!
Sasara: (Hey, this is no good… At this rate we will just become the criminals of the century… Fortunately, I can see we are approaching an island… should I just abandon ship and have a swimmingly good escape…) *starts approaching the edge of the boat*
Rio: *stops him* Hey, where do you think you’re going?
Sasara: I-I can do this! *jumps into the water*
[In the cave]
Sasara: *panting* I-it was just a dream… I’m so glad…
Rio: Hm, you woke up, Nurude.
Sasara: M-mornin’...
Rio: Morning. The storm seems to have stopped.
Sasara: Yeah, you’re right! That’s great!
Doppo: *snores*... Ah… *mumble mumble*. The ground is so hard that I am hurting all over.
Sasara: Oh, mornin’!
Doppo: G-good morning… no one’s here to rescue us yet… is there?
Sasara: I don’t think so…
Doppo: Right…
Rio: A lifeboat is just heading over here.
Doppo and Sasara: Huh?
Rio: Judging by the distance, it should already be here in a few minutes.
Doppo: It’s true…
Sasara: It’s coming, isn’t it…
Doppo: (T-this time…)
Sasara: (It better not be a dream…)
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Unit: SLDF 46th Recon Company, "Dirtbags", attached to 1st Star Guards Regiment Location: Foothills of the Schwarzwald Range, near the Dämmerung Valley, Helios, Operation TOUCHDOWN AO, 205 km from the nearest SLDF FOB
Snow crunches under the tires of the lightly armored trucks as they glide along a winding trail through the dense forested foothills. A light snowfall dusts the branches of frost-covered evergreens that rise like sentinels along the path. The high peaks of the Schwarzwald Range loom in the distance, shrouded by a cold, wintry haze.
Sergeant Bradley "Iceheart" Colson sits in the lead vehicle, Razorback One, his HUD scanning the landscape. Snowflakes melt on the armored windshield, dripping slowly as the vehicle drives over the narrow road. His helmet's internal systems keep him warm, but even inside his battle gear, the oppressive cold seems to bite through.
“Status?” Colson calls over the comm.
“Same as it’s been all damn day: nothing but snow and trees,” comes the voice of Sergeant Ryan "Coyote" Pearson from Razorback Two. His tone is casual but laced with irritation. “I think the most dangerous thing out here right now is boredom.”
Colson toggles his visor, switching to thermal. Animal heat signatures flit between trees but nothing humanoid shows up. “I’d rather take boredom over a Blakist ambush, Coyote.”
Pearson chuckles. “Fair. But if I see another kilometer of this shit, I’m gonna lose my mind.”
“Good thing you got no mind to lose,” Corporal Tony "Pax" Herrera quips dryly from his position in Razorback Three.
Pearson gasps theatrically. “Wow. The betrayal. I thought we were friends, Pax.”
“Yeah, sure,” Herrera replies with a chuckle. “I’m friends with people who don’t sing random 21st-century pop songs on patrol.”
The convoy slows as it reaches a ridgeline overlooking the Dämmerung Valley. The snow-covered landscape stretches out below them, framed by thick forest on both sides. Lieutenant Nathan "Snipe" Pellisier speaks up over the comms, his tone clipped and professional.
“Eyes sharp. We’re not out here to sightsee.”
“Always a ray of sunshine, Snipe,” Pearson mutters, but he adjusts his helmet optics all the same.
Suddenly, Herrera’s voice cuts in, more serious now. “Brad, I’ve got movement. South ridge, maybe two klicks out. Looks like a patrol. Five, maybe six signatures.”
Colson narrows his eyes, focusing his HUD on the ridge. Heat signatures pulse faintly against the cold background. “Blakists?”
“Could be,” Herrera answers. “They’re moving in formation. Definitely not wild animals.”
“Hold position,” Colson orders. “No need to engage unless they spot us.”
The convoy halts, vehicles powering down to minimal output. The snow muffles all sound except the faint hiss of wind. Pearson shivers slightly. “Man, these Blakist zealots creep me out.”
Herrera responds with a low laugh. “Careful, they might hear you and take it as a compliment.”
Minutes tick by in tense silence. The patrol on the ridge gradually moves off, their heat signatures fading into the distance. Colson exhales slowly. “They're gone. Let’s keep moving—north toward the Refuge de Minuit overlook. We’ll recon from there.”
As the convoy resumes its course, the tension eases. Pearson starts humming a tune over the comm. Herrera sighs audibly.
“Don’t you dare,” Herrera warns.
“Oh, you know I will,” Pearson says cheerfully. He clears his throat and starts singing. 🎶 ‘Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby…’ 🎶
“God, not this again,” Herrera groans.
🎶 ‘Listen to Iron Maiden, maybe…’ 🎶
“You are insufferable,” Herrera mutters, but Pearson’s voice only gets louder. Slowly, the rest of the convoy joins in—badly out of sync and off-key.
🎶 ‘I’ve got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby…’ 🎶
Several minutes later, as the song dies down, Lieutenant Pellisier sighs over the comm. “If you clowns are finished, maybe we could focus?”
Pearson snickers. “Come on, Snipe. You know you wanna join in. It’s tradition.”
“I’d rather freeze to death,” Pellisier replies curtly.
“Hey, at least if we die out here, we’ll go out singing,” Pearson jokes.
“Or deaf,” Herrera adds with a smirk.
The convoy pushes onward, laughter fading as the mission takes precedence again. They glide past snow-covered rocks and tall fir trees as darkness begins to creep in. The temperature plummets further, their breath now visible inside their helmets.
“Dirtbags, this is Old Bird Actual,” comes a sudden transmission from FOB Hawk. “Be advised: hostile reinforcements mobilizing near your sector. Estimated company strength. Recommend evasive maneuvers. Out.”
Colson clenches his jaw and raises a fist, signaling a stop. The vehicles power down in unison.
“Copy that, Old Bird Actual,” Colson replies, then keys his battalion mic. “All right, Dirtbags. Fun time’s over. We’ve got work to do. Pax, keep an eye on those ridges. Coyote, sharpen up. We’re circling toward the Chevalier’s Pass. Stay frosty.”
“You got it, Brad,” Pearson says, all humor gone from his voice.
Weapons are readied, scopes calibrated, and sensors fine-tuned. The snow continues to fall silently as the Dirtbags disappear into the frozen wilderness. The battle for Helios has only just begun...
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lovecla · 5 months ago
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IF YOU LOVE ME, LET ME KNOW | jack hughes.
how jack and soph support each other:
author’s note: here’s a little something to everyone who also miss IYLMLMK before madison and quinn are yours completely! <3
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sophiamontenegro help a priest and ride a devil. oh wait.
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user1 when u have to support ur boyfriend but ur a fashion icon
njdevils Go Devils! 😈
_quinnhughes 🤦
user2 jack can YOU FIGHT
user3 soph I swear to god I can make u my only one just one chance please Jack will never treat u as good as I will
user4 im kinda new to soph’s fandom what does this mean 😅
user5 user4 Sophia dates a NHL player called Jack Hughes who plays for a team named NJ Devils. She made a pun with their name because they’re playing tonight and she’s going. 😉
user4 user5 oooh right, thanks!
morgan.grace give me a piece of that ass
jackhughes hope u meant that caption. Love you baby
user7 jackhughes LMFAOOOOO WHAT
user8 jackhughes ?????!!!!??? ts crazy af
user7 jackhughes oh thats not-
sophiamontenegro added a new story!
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jackhughes saw my favorite singer today. Here’s to Soph’s first sold out stadium concert. Proud of you baby
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sophiamontenegro wanna try some freaky positions?
jackhughes sophiamontenegro well I’ve never tried that one :)
user1 sophiamontenegro jackhughes why are y’all always horny 😭😭😭😭
nicohischier Congrats Soph!! 🙂🙂
user63 we got jack hughes openly flirting before gta6
user5 user63 baby let it go ur not getting gta6 any time soon.
user3 honestly? Goals af
billboard It Couple 🥹🤩
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sophiamontenegro casually hanging out with that one guy from the NHL25 cover. congrats babe (congrats to huggy bear and lukey as well!)
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jackhughes 😈😈😈
user1 MY PARENTS
user2 their Instagram’s turning into a fanpage for each other and I’m here for it
nhl We love you
_quinnhughes 👍🙂
user3 WHEN WILL I FIND MY JACK HUGHES IMMA KMS
taylorzakharperez Ouuu shiiii
morgan.grace congrats stinky pants jackhughes
jackhughes morgan.grace go to hell
lhughes_06 thanks soph miss ya x
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jackhughes Award winner during the day, professional hand holder during the night. Here’s to winning (another) VMA. 😉
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user1 she’s living the dream omg
user2 when will it be me and quinn 💔
user3 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 congrats iguess
trevorzegras congratulations Sophia!
user4 trevorzegras normal Trevor comment???? What happened
user5 user4 maybe jack threatened his a$$. besides he’s been with sophia for three years now, zegras probably gave up
user6 user5 fair point tbh
morgan.grace I love u soph. Jack you’re alright I guess
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s3plan · 1 year ago
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trying not 2 kms liveblogging
i probably cant bring myself to do it bc just the thought like concrete images and scenarios that play out in my head when i actually try to think through how i would go about killing myself and i imagine myself dying just makes me so sad in a way i cant describe other than the heaviest sadness i could imagine. oh god im typing like when im manic huh. well whatever theres this one poem or art piece that was floating around on here for a while called smthn like “the saddest poem ive ever written” that (at least to me) describes dying halfway peacefully in first person pov and whenever i think of it or see it i just fucking break down completely. and in the poem they say its cold and maybe it shows the regret u feel right before dying. i dont wanna be cold if i die i wanna feel like im being hugged again for the last time ever. i dont wanna die i just wanna get close enough for anyone to care or even just fucking see.
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HELLO ! ! !
Welcome to my blog. !!!
Here is some. V silly stuff about me. So you can get to know me. Or. Whatever the point of these are. !!! :D
Anyways,,,
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BASIC STUFF :3
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(Bold (I meant ITALIC but whatever...) is most preferred !!!)
☆ - Name(s) :: Ciel , Cecilia , Collette , Chelovek , Tobias , Mattias , Koda. Give me new ones too. And also I'll probably steal your name if I like it so. Don't mind that. :3
☆ - Pronouns :: It/Its , Kie/Kym , Hy/Hym , Literally anything that isn't She/He/They , Hell give me new pronouns idc /lh /gen
☆ - Age :: 16 !! (Birthday is 10/25)
☆ - I am :: Genderfluid , Abrosexual , Arretaromantic , Hypersexual , Hyperromantic , Aplatonic , Fictoromantic , etc (This will absolutely probably change eventually. So.)
☆ - I am diagnosed with ADHD and GAD, & I'm probably autistic. Probably more undiagnosed, but that isn't really much of your business anyway. (/lh)
☆ - Currently hyperfixated on :: PJSK / Tom Lehrer
☆ - I 🤍 my husband @outlying-hyppocrate :3 <1212
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Fandoms / Stuff I enjoy / Idrk !!!
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☆ - Genshin Impact , Honkai StarRail , Identity V , Zenless Zone Zero , Wuthering Waves , Whump , Vocaloid , Character.AI , Popee The Performer , Cult Of The Lamb , Deltarune , Fundamental Paper Education , Hello Charlotte , PJSK , Billie Bust Up , Willard (1971) , Edward Scissorhands
☆ - Music :: Will Wood (+ Anything with Will in it like A Verbal Equinox, The Stereosexuals, etc) , STOMACH BOOK , Sarah And The Safe Word , Jhariah , Bureak , MARETU , Ghost and Pals , Ghost , Deco27 , Orville Peck , Arctic Monkeys , Yaelokre , That Handsome Devil , The Paper Chase , Alice Schach and the Magic Orchestra , Utsu-P , Chonny Jash , Masa Works Design , Tom Lehrer
☆ - YouTubers :: Ludwig , JJJacksfilms , Sambucha , Neurosama/Vedal , Zy0x , Penguinz0 , Shayy , ItzJolted , Vlad Ncl , WavyWebSurf , Why Suda , ItsPaikon , TehMimi , Tuonto , LoeyLane , Camila (VTuber) , Skeppy , Internet Anarchist , Whang! , LSuperSonicQ , Karl Jobst , Nick Robinson
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Uhhh random stuff !!!
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☆ - I am a Therian (Red fox , Crow , Cat , Moth , Rat , etc) , Otherkin (Angelkin , Vampirekin , Dollkin , etc) , Fictionkin (too many to name here srry :3) , OCkin (Mattias , Caelum)
☆ - Very silly. The silliest even.
☆ - Age/Pet regressor. !!!
☆ - Professional silly lil guy.
☆ - Pro-let people do whatever the fuck they want on the internet because literally what does it matter in the grand scheme of things. Who does it hurt in the world. (No one that's who.)
☆ - Self-shipper. I take it v seriously and I will not interact with you if we share an F/O I'm non-sharing. (You can follow/interact but I won't do the same for you. It isn't anything personal rlly you're probably cool (/gen) but I just can't yk.)
☆ - #1 PLAYABLE PANTALONE BELIEVEr. TRUST ME. PLEASE HOYO. (I dont give a FUCK what that one """leaker""" said he will be playable or else.)
☆ - If I make posts like. Freaking out. Just ignore it please. Bcz im probably just having an episode or smth.
☆ - Also if I say I'm gonna kms I'm either joking or just. Not being serious. So.
☆ - Please don't DM me! If you wanna talk to me, send me an ask with whatever you wanna say. I won't respond to your DM (unless I know you very well). I have very bad social anxiety, and people DMing me randomly scares me. (Crispin is an exception.)
☆ - I think thats all :3
☆ - My DNI is ➡️➡️➡️➡️ here!! ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️ Right here!!! DNI!!! Read it oh my fucking god!!! It only takes a few seconds!!! Read it right now to see if you can interact BEFORE you interact!!! Please!!! I am so tired of blocking antis who follow me just read the fucking DNI!!!
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Accounts / links (in the same place because of image limit. :'])
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@wh-wh-whumpified - Where I reblog whump stuff !!! (I WILL WRITE WHUMP EVENTUALLY...(I am LYING))
@genderhoarded - Genderhoard reblogs where I reblog stuff I shove into my genderhoard. >:)
@angelkiddoz - Agere/Petre reblogs !!
@ciel-x-crispin-incorrect-quotes Joke acc. Probably repurposing soon.
@confetticakestims - Stimboards bcz i love them. :3
@idkanameyetlmeow - Repurposing.
@bleuctipie - repurposing.
Uhhh I have many more blogs but those are the ones i will let you see. :3
DON'T ASK WHY I HAVE MULTIPLE PRONOUN SITE ACC THINGS. OKAY. :3
Pronouns.page
Pronouns.cc
Rentry / Rentry 2 / Rentry 3 (Kin stuff) / Rentry 4 (fav characters from everything ever. V important stuff.) / Rentry 5
Youtube / Youtube 2
Pinterest / Pinterest 2
Spotify / Spotify 2 (Will add later. :'])
Spacehey
Reddit
Instagram / Instagram 2
Discord - Histrionique (main) ccasadastraphobia (alt)
Anddd that is it ! :3
Thank you for reading. :D
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Greetings to all my friends and foes and froes!
Okay, lets talk about something more casual, keep some war-life balance if you know what I mean. Oh, fun fact - some Ukrainian soldiers are attending their civil jobs from trenches) Teachers, it-specialists, business people can attend meeting with explosions and gun fire sounds in the background) We all look up for something normal these days and learn the value of simple things.
So I wanna tell something about my life in case you wanna listen about it) I'm living in a countryside about 15 km from Dnipro city, my family moved here when I was 9, before that we lived in Dnipro. I don't have any siblings. My mom died of cancer one month before the start of full-scale invasion. Yeah, 2022 hit me fucking hard. I still have a father but we aren't and never were close. But I have the best friends in the world, the best dog in the world and cat. Just cat. They are cuties only at the Internet, in real life cats are demons of Satan. Haha, okey, joking, I love this furball even though he bites and scratches and wakes me up at 3 am)
I want to tell you how I love my dog and dogs in general but there are no words to describe it in any language. So I am just showing this love by playing and feeding ang rubbing and hugging ang kissing my god (her name is Alice she's amstaff), my friend's dog, my friend's friends dogs, stray dogs... Loving and feeding dogs is officially my hobby!
I love all the animals actually. So lucky me that in 10 min from my house on public transport there's a stable. And my bestie Nastia is a horse rider so I come there twice a week to help her and her beautiful mare Camri with trainings. I feed Camri a lot too) I attended horse-riding lessons too but quit cause I genuinely don't like sport only spending time with animals.
My second big love is reading. I learnt to read when I was 3 years old and since then books are my attendants. Sounds cliché, I know, but it describes my reading experience perfectly. I learn from books, grow with heroes, I lived in hundreds of worlds and experiences of my favourite heroes played the significant role in forming my personality.
My forever favourite book universes are Middle Earth and Neverland (the Witcher's world). Honestly I am a bit of a nerd about these two) I read all of the Tolkien's works, played all the games, I have a collection of encyclopedias about these two worlds. I don't have almost any staff, though, cause I'm just not into collecting things. And mostly because of all this background of years into canon I despise Amazon's lotr and Netflix' witcher. Why to take wonderful universes and just shit them right into my eyes? And plot is stupid in both cases, change my mind. Oh, almost forgot - I'm a huge fan of ebooks and genuinely believe that Kindle was the best investment in my life)
I also love travelling. Sadly I've never been abroad but hey, I'm just 20, all life is ahead. If ruzzians won't kill me. Or car accident. Or disease... Okay, I'm being optimistic as always. But you know what - shit happens. But I'm gonna live this life and find all the ways to enjoy it no matter what!
I'm gonna tell you about my few trips through Ukraine in the next post. Love you and thanks for staying with Ukraine!
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