#and I was like OH MY GOD I wanna kms right here

[stuckinapril]

How tf am I gonna be a neurosurgeon one day if it destroys me every time I see a senior patient with a neurodegenerative disease sad

[leeechin]

☆ bf ni-ki headcanons ! (fluff) 🦄 🦅 🍡 🥮

a/n: nothing but pure fluff and a few curses and kisses!!

a 'kys' + 'kms' joke is also thrown in here !!

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bf!riki being so much taller than you but uses your smaller frame to hide behind you as you guys walk thru a haunted house, attempting to cover his face by using your shoulder, but you're just too fast for riki to catch up to! forcing him to just hold you tightly beside him.

bf!riki spoiling you at the amusement park by winning you a lot of stuffed animals, having no more space for him to hold them for you, ni-ki forces his other band mates to fill their arms with the stuffed animals, as they follow behind you guys, practically being your guys' babysitter, seeing the two of you guys skip and hold hands at the amusement park. riki not wanting you to hold anything but your mini handbag and his hand !

bf!riki having an unknown hatred for the color pink, but loves seeing you wear pink clothes, changing his perspective on the color and matching you here and there.

bf!riki when you guys match each others freak (not in a nsfw way) "you're like the mr. peabody to my sherman!" you randomly say while cuddled up in riki's embrace. "your so right baby oh my god!" riki responds, you guys both laugh, "i'm definitely that dog, i got that dawg in me." "okay riki…" "you know we locked in like them baby." "except we're also boyfriend and girlfriend!" you respond, turning on the remote to play the actual movie now.

bf!riki when he's struggling to put on a tie for a fancy event, and the rest of his fellow band mates are too busy getting ready on their own to help. so he calls you to come over and help. you reach your arms out, easily putting his tie in perfect place with a knot. "all done!" your boyfriend smiles at you and rewards you with a place kiss on the lips, leaning over and holding you into a tight embrace.

bf!riki and you struggling to decide what dessert to get at a bakery shop, so ni-ki justs ends up ordering the whole menu. "i can't pick riki!" you frown, voice quiet as he 's on speaker with his phone, calling the bakery place. "uhhh actually can i just order two of everything on the menu..?" he sheepishly says to the person on the other line. the person seems shocked but agrees to riki's order, hanging up the call after confirming all the details. you playfully swat his shoulder. "don't worry y/n i'm gonna give them a big fat tip for this, plus if there’s some we don't like, the others will definitely eat them." you smile in response, placing a kiss on the tip of his nose.

texts with bf riki !

you:

you: who are ur oops fr 🤨⁉️

you: bro is NOT nonchalant and mysterious, quit the act😹!!!!

you: yk you're not gangster 😂🤣😂🤣 you were literally just arguing with kids in the chat on roblox on how 'i'm actually niki from enhypen"

riri 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻: you. you're my biggest opp.

😠😡🤬

you: but you love me sm 🥰

riri 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻: unfortunately

you: okay bitch kys

🖕

you: then i’ll also kms and fall down a ditch 😠!!

riri 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻: i'm your bitch 😍☺️😊😇😇😇😇

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you: i want you soooo bad you're such a cutie pie ☺️☺️☺️ like why are you soooo sooo cute i'm actually gonna go insane and rip all of my hair out until i'm bald

riri 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻: omg ur gonna twin with megamind!! 😻

you: are u saying saying i have a big forehead…………. BLOCKED!

riri 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻: NO NO NO THAT WAS A BAD COMPARISON

riri 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻: BABY DONT GO ILY ILL SHAVE MY HEAD OFF TO MATCH YOI DONT LEAVE 😢😢😢😢😣😣😣😔

you: ilysm ur so silly

riri 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻: ilym

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riri 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻: wanna interlock pinky toes ???? 🤩 [foot picture]

you: …

you: you're insane.

[voguesriot]

SUNBURN ✹ luke castellan

( summary ) a social media au about chb’s fav couple (& their fav shitstirrer, aka percy jackson)

( pairing ) luke castellan x fem aphrodite cabin-coded!reader & small bits of baby percabeth

( notes ) first post ahhh!!! this was so fun to make

♫ Ant Pile by Dominic Fike

♡ liked by wisegirll , silenabeauregard , and others

yourusername my bf is hot but dominic fike if u wanna hmu i can ditch him it’s no biggie 😁🫶

lukecastellan EXCUSE ME

lukecastellan you already completed your rite of passage why do you need to break my heart 😔💔

yourusername want me to kiss that bruised ego better?

lukecastellan sigh… i guess…

seaweedbrain BOOO TOMATO TOMATO BOOOOO

seaweedbrain get his ass off my screen 🤣🤣

lukecastellan sparring arena. you and me. now.

groverunderwood bros rlly beefing with a 13 yr old

seaweedbrain the typa guy to tell me to kms bcs i voted him out in roblox total drama island

clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide

yourusername no more like content from here on out 🙅‍♀️

lukecastellan wtf???

yourusername sorry babe i don’t argue with girls who have big brown eyes, whatever she wants she’s gonna get

silenabeauregard YOU LOOK SO CUTESY

yourusername I LOVE U 🥹❤️‍🩹

chrisrodriguez lukecastellan bro ik nobody else here fw you, but i’ll always fw you 💗

lukecastellan you’re a real one bro 👊

aphroditecamper1 u guys are so cute ☹️

♫ Babydoll by Dominic Fike

♡ liked by cbeckendorf , connorstroll , and others

lukecastellan yeah your girl might have a general grasp on battle strategies or whatever but can she bring an oddly unsettling vibe and a cute smile to the function? DIDNT THINK SO ‼️‼️‼️

seaweedbrain put a shirt on man nobody wants to be seeing all that trust 🙏

lukecastellan i wonder if your dad would’ve stayed if you weren’t such a hater

seaweedbrain i wonder if your dad wouldn’t have become the ten dollar founding father if you mom swallowed

yourusername woah…

seaweedbrain when he goes low i go LOWER

wisegirll too far percy

seaweedbrain sorry ma’am

clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide

lukecastellan it’s my account???

clarisselarue i stand by what i said.

chrisrodriguez yk i can bring an oddly unsettling vibe too and my ma said my smiles pretty cute so…

yourusername yeah you bring such a crazy vibe!!

chrisrodriguez now that’s just rude

yourusername tried to be a homewrecker but you got wrecked instead 🤷‍♀️

wisegirll yourusername your lashes look so good!!!!

yourusername MY BABY THANK U I LOVE U UR MY FAV PERSON EVER

clarisselarue WTF???

silenabeauregard WTF?????

seaweedbrain WTF????

lukecastellan i’m used to this by now 😔💔🥀

♫ Woman Screaming #2 by Anton Hughes

♡ liked by wisegirll , racheledare , and others

seaweedbrain does he just not own a shirt… COVER YOUR BOOBS SIR PLEASE THERE ARE CHILDREN

lukecastellan why are you taking pics of us having a nap… fan behaviour icl

seaweedbrain i needed proof to file a police report against you for theft

lukecastellan how did you know??

seaweedbrain i was talking ab stealing my innocence but what were you thinking…

yourusername wait perce can you send me the second pic it’s so cute

yourusername send the first one too actually please

seaweedbrain pick yourself up you’re stronger than this what happened to women who stand on business 😔

yourusername i was standing!!! but then my feet hurt and he picked me up :)

seaweedbrain sigh

chrisrodriguez bros looking fine oh my gods

lukecastellan don’t matter if i’ve got a world of haters, i got you by my side

yourusername i’m just gonna leave…

clarisselarue yourusername just saying i’d never pull that shit

lukecastellan ok joke over ha ha funny

wisegirll percy this is a bit stalkerish 😭

seaweedbrain i’m sorry you’re right

this post has been deleted.

[2hightocare]

WHAT YOU NEED ✷

Synopsis: Jungkook and you try getting into the Christmas spirit, but you end up getting fucked up against the kitchen counter.

Pairing: Jungkook x f!reader

Genre: established relationship au!

Warnings: smut, size kink, light spanking, squirting, creampie, unprotected sex (don’t b dumb nd wear condom.) fluff, cussing, Jungkook has a dirty mouth. a kms joke, hair pulling and choking

Word count: 2.3k

A/n: let’s not sayyyy.. when i say i was giggling and kicking my feet i am not fucking lying! (Jk had me on a chokehold istg😒) they flagged my shit… um

Is it barely November 1st? Yes.

Are you putting the Christmas tree up already? Fuck yeah.

Jungkook would clown you for your love for Christmas, and honestly, you didn't care because you loved everything about it. The decorations, the new flavored coffee menu’s, the gifts underneath the tree, and the cold. You loved wearing beanies, scarves, and thick hoodies. Something about this holiday takes you back to your childhood—the way you would gather with your siblings and parents in the kitchen, making sugar cookies to put under the tree for Santa.

Were you heartbroken when your parents told you they were Santa? Yes. You felt betrayed after they lied to you for thirteen years of your life. When you shared your story with Jungkook, he burst out laughing, sharing that he found out at age nine after catching his parents in the act, making you want to cry for him.

Now here you both were at 10:40 pm assembling the Christmas tree. Jungkook's mom gifted you both, which is much bigger than yours from last year.

“Oh my fuck—this is too big, baby." Jungkook admires the height of the tree with his hands rested on both sides of his hips. Your excitement rises at how many possible ways you both could decorate it.

"Well, I can tell you hate it,” your boyfriend jokes as his hands wrap around your bare waist from behind. “Your hands are cold,” you flinch. Your hands wrap around his, trying to pass him your warmth.

“And if we decorate it with tiny dicks?” You crack your neck upward to see his reaction. “I mean, go for it, baby."

You swat his chest as he burst into a fit of laughter. “You swear you’re so funny, huh?” You look at him with a serious face, your mouth twitching from trying to hold in the big smile that wants to come out.

Jungkook just shakes his head. “Wanna decorate today with last year's decorations, or we can wait till tomorrow and buy new ones, and instead we can bake Christmas cookies?” He wiggles his eyebrows at you.

Anyone in their right mind would be thinking we’re crazy for already baking Christmas cookies when December is in a whole month. But you both didn’t care.

…

“We should’ve gotten pre-made cookie dough.” Your eyes look around at the marble counter in front of you, filled with all the ingredients your mother-in-law told you to use. “On god.” Jungkook stands beside you. “You know what? Let me call my mom. We need a tutorial, I'm afraid.” You giggle as he pulls out his phone, opening up FaceTime.

The phone rings three times before the camera fills up with your mother-in-law smiling sweetly. "Hi, my babies!” She says first, Your face lights up. “Hi,” you wave a hand to the camera. “Hi mom!”

“You guys look adorable,” she motions to your guys matching pink hello kitty pajamas. “Y/n bought them; I had no choice,” he lied, knowing damn well he wanted to match first. “Sureee.” You rolled your eyes at him.

The call continued as Jungkook's mom gave you guys simple instructions like beating the sugar and butter with a whisk, which Jungkook took over because your hand started to hurt, and gradually adding flour to the mixture, which ended with both of you guys covered in white flour because Jungkook turned the mixer too fast. After wishing your goodbyes, you both slightly shake off the flour, and you put the dough in the refrigerator. Apparently, you have to let it be firm.

“So now we have two hours to wait. I say we fuck.” Jungkook slaps your ass, making you squeal. “You’re horny??” Your hands make their way to his hair, slightly pulling. "Hm, maybe,” he whispers into your mouth, and he gives you a slow, wet kiss. “I’m still sore from earlier." I mumble in between kisses. “Was I too rough?” His rough hands massage your ass. You shrug your shoulders in his embrace.

“Christmas movie, then?” He asks, “I’m so down."

….

“Shit takes like ass,” you say, finishing up the cookie.

Your boyfriend looks around for the long-gone cookie. “I don't know; let’s ask the audience.” He looks around for the invisible camera. “Bitch!” You swat his arm, and he burst out laughing, holding on to his stomach.

“You literally ate that shit up.” His head is thrown back, and the most beautiful laugh roars out of him. “I will kill myself genuinely.” You chuckle while trying another cookie without the frosting you guys tried making from a tutorial on Google.

“The frosting is ass, cause this is a bomb,” you stuff your mouth with the remaining of the cookie humming at the taste. “Am I weird cause I fuck with the frosting?" He dips his pinky nto the bowl where the white frosting is before sucking it off. “Never mind actual shit." His nose scrunches in disgust, and his tongue sticks out, making you giggle.

"No, seriously, why is it so bad?” Jungkook takes a sip of the milk he had served not so long ago. “I have no clue, baby, but the sugar cookie itself slaps." You take your half eaten cookie up to your boyfriend's mouth and say, "Open, ahh." He immediately follows commands and opens before you shove his mouth with the golden cookie. “Mhm,” Jungkook's face scrunches as he bobs his head up and down, savoring the heart-shaped cookie.

“Probably the best cookie I had in a while, not gonna lie,” he states, taking a bite of the gingerman's head.

“Do we have cinnamon?” You make your way to the drawer where you keep all the spices. “ Found it,” you make your way back to the cookie before sprinkling some on your and Jungkook's cookies before taking a huge bite. “Oh my fuck," you moan.

"Oh, my fuck indeed.” Jungkook shoves the remaining cookie into his mouth, moaning at how it melted in his mouth. "Think, I just saw stars.” You say this while he side-eyes you. “Haha no.” He says that before picking you up on the counter, he settles in between your legs.

“Horny still?” You ask again, "Yes, very, I’ll be a gentle promise.” He leaves open-mouth kisses on your neck before slowly sucking.

“No marks.” You moan, your fingers slightly tugging on his hair and making him groan. “Scarf season, princess.” He looks up with a smirk on his face, then continues his actions, sucking and licking your soft spot. You bite your lip, trying to be quiet. Jungkook slowly grinds into your clothed pussy causing you to slip out a throaty moan. “Fuck—“ you throw your head back, your legs caging him closer to where you most need him. “I need you to lose the clothes and fuck me.” Jungkook chuckles at your demanding tone.

“Yeah? Want my cock already?” His hands rub on your thighs. You nod your head, looking down at the imprint of his now-hard cock. You reach for it, but Jungkook slaps your hand away, making you pout. “Patience princess,” Jungkook's hands tug on the band of your pajamas, pulling them down and taking your underwear along with it.

You squeal as your bare ass feels the cold counter top, and your boyfriend laughs before throwing the clothes somewhere on the ground.

Your pussy clenches over nothing, and you go to press your thighs together to relieve some of the tension, only for Jungkook to hold them wide open. He pulls his hard cock out of his pants, giving himself two pumps before slapping it on your wet center. Your gaze fixated on his dick on your pussy, your lips between your teeth moaning slightly when your boyfriend gives it another slap with his dick.

“So wet for me, baby,” he says, giving it another slap. "C'mere," Jungkook's picks you off the counter from your arms, “bend over. ” He orders.

You quickly follow his command, your juices dripping down your legs from how wet you were already. Jungkook spreads open your legs some more before making his way in between them, giving your ass a slap. “Fuck—“ you clench your thighs together as he soothes the red mark he just left. “Fuck, when are you going to let me fuck this ass.” Your boyfriend asks you, giving you another spank, making you squeak.

“Never,” you moan, making him chuckle under his breath. “Worth the try.” He jokes before sinking down into you, both moaning at the feeling. You felt so full. Jungkook is so big, stretching your pussy deliciously. “So big shit," you moan, your cheek pressed against the counter as he fills you up to the hilt. “You can take it, baby,” Jungkook says between gritted teeth. He felt you clenching around him, having him on the verge of coming right there in an instant.

“Always so good for me, baby. Want me to fuck you so good, huh?” He whispers into your ear, and you clench around him, earning you another spank, ripping a loud moan out of you. “Fuck me," you stutter over the pleasure your lower belly is feeling. “That’s what I like to hear, baby,” Jungkook says before pulling his cock out, just leaving the tip in before slamming into you. Your mouth hangs open as he repeats the movements over and over again. “Fuck just like that,” you grip to the edge of the counter, your eyes close immediately, as his rough hands compare to your smooth skin, hold tightly to the sides of your hips, pounding into you from behind.

“This cunt is mine, right?” Jungkook groans, sliding his cock in and out of your walls. You could only reply with a loud moan. But that’s not enough for Jungkook; your boyfriend wraps his hand around your hair, pulling you upward and arching your back in the process. “Use your words, princess.” He orders in your ear, his movements never halting.

"Fuck—your pussy! Only yours,” you spit out whatever words you could make a sentence out of. “Fucking you dumb, huh?” He lets go of your hair and moves his hand around your neck, adorning it like a necklace and applying some pressure. "Mhmm,” you moan, trying to open your eyes but shutting close after Jungkook slams into you again.

The room fills with the wet clapping sounds, groans, and moans that keep spilling out of your guys mouths. Your fingers find your sensitive clit, applying pressure and drawing small circles. "Fuck—I'm gonna come!” Your legs shake beneath Jungkook, and his arm wraps around your waist in case your legs give out on you.

“Yeah baby? Gonna come for me?” He slaps your hand away from your clit replacing it with his. Your back arches against him, and his cock continues hitting your g-spot repeatedly, sending you over the edge.

“Oh fuc—“ Your words are cut short when the pleasure in your belly finally snaps, and Jungkook's fingers furiously move on your pussy, making you scream into your hand. Wetness pools on your feet, dripping down your legs. “Fuck so hot when you squirt,” Jungkook continues fucking you through your orgasm, the overstimulation has you shaking underneath him. “Too much fu-fuck,” you head drops to the counter. You clench, sending Jungkook over the edge.

“Coming,” your boyfriend's head drops to your shoulder, his movements becoming sloppy, springs of cum shooting inside you, moaning at the feeling.

His movements come to a halt, his mind foggy, his cock throbbing when he pulls out, making you whine, feeling empty.

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck,” Jungkook mutters under his breath as he sees his cum dripping out of your hole. Without a second thought, he shoves it back in with his index finger. “Aw shit,” you moan at the sensitivity.

He chuckles, kissing your shoulder blade. “You were so good for me, baby.” He leaves open-mouthed kisses all over your back, breathing heavily. You are trying to catch your breath, and your legs feel like jelly, not being able to move from your current position.

“Mhm,” you hum softly, your eyes closing. "Baby, don’t fall asleep on me,” Jungkook smiles at you, picking you up in bridal style, making you to squeal.

"How the fuck can you be so cute after just getting railed?” Your boyfriend moves your hair out of your face as you try to snuggle into his chest. “You play too much,” you mumble.

Jungkook lays you down on the bed before disappearing into your guys bathroom; a couple minutes later, coming out changed and with a warm rag in hand, “here, baby open,” he coos motioning to your legs. You do as he says. He slowly cleans and wipes your center, making you moan from oversensitivity. “Almost done,” he says before giving a last swipe and throwing the rag somewhere in the room.

“Do you want a pill, baby?” He asks against your cheek, to which you nod. He stands up, walking to your side of the closet and getting you something comfy to wear. “Here. Be right back.” Jungkook leaves the clothes next to you and leaves the room.

As you change into your clothes, Jungkook waltz’s in with an ibuprofen and a glass of water on his other hand. “Here,” he says, waiting for you to poke your head out of his hoodie before handing you the small pill.

You swallow the pill without any complaints before dropping down on the bed. “So tired.” Your eyes close before you even hit the pillow, making him chuckle. “Worn you out, huh?” He teases before dropping beside you, pulling the covers over both of you. You immediately cuddle up to his side, feeding off the warmth he radiates. Your leg is over his torso, and your hand is on his chest.

“I love you, princess.” He whispers into your hair, leaving a small kiss on your forehead. “I love you; now let’s go, mimi’s." You kiss his clothed chest, hoping he can still feel the kiss.

[meekspeaks]

my phone won't keep up w me so

- watching foreman struggle hurts me apparently

- why is house obsessed w pet rats

- NO STOP HE'S CALLING HIS DAD FUCK FUCK FUCK

- OHHHHHH MY GOD

- hilson fighting over their child <3

- "he'll get hit in the head with a... Cane Shaped Object."

- "takes one to know one, LOSER."

- THE EUPHAMISMS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- house with kids >>>>>>>>>

- he's always asking about Cameron i am going to cry

- HE CAN SEE. EVERYBODY CHEER.

- okay nevermind

- HIS DAD IS HERE . EXCUSE ME .

- this is a bit agonising

- I don't think i can do this guys

- try NOT to be understanding, foreman's dad, DONT BE UNDERSTANDING

- "does it hurt?" "no." "...is it gonna?" FUCK OFF

- ohhhhhh he's lying to his dad to make himself feel better FUCK MY LIIIIIIIIFE

- he wants his mum what if i kms

- this is actually painful . his mum won't remember . I'm gonna die . he's crying . fuck .

- I can't watch this I can't I can't

- WHY DID NO ONE WARN ME . ALL THE SPOILERS DIDN'T MENTION THIS . NOT THAT I LOOKED THEM UP WILLINGLY BUT FUCK .

- they can't kill him off, I'm sure he's around in S3.

- ...I'm not so sure anymore

- "foreman's black." "what? how long have you been sitting on this information?"

- he's terrifying

- foreman is . actually scaring me

- what if foreman dies

- wilson makes me giggle i love him

- I LOVE RSL CHARLIE. I LOVE RSL!!!!!!!!!!

- they look so good in scrubs don't even talk to me

- oh my god this is so scary

- a house pain talk means it's gonna be a good one

- THEY ARE ALL SUCH GOOD ACTORS

- "my son says you're a manipulative bastard." LMAOOAOAOAO

- oh my fucking god he wants her to be his medical proxy I WILL KMS

- HE'S QUOTING HER ARTICLE

- HE'S APOLOGISING

- FUCK

- "I need to know that we're okay." / "no. I'll be a proxy but we're not okay." FUCK OFF

- I think I'd throw up if this happened to me

- HIM GRABBING THE BEDFRAME INSTEAD OF HER HAND WHAAAAT IF I KMS

- THEY'RE GONNA KILL HIM

- I'm not emotionally prepared for foreman to die

- if his dad tells him he loves him I will cry and tear my hair out and throw my laptop out of the window

- oh my god his dad is there

- WHY ARE THERE NO EDITS OF THIS

- this is UNBEARABLE

- ohh my god i can't do it

- I actually feel ill

- "I don't wanna miss you." / "i love you too, dad." FHDJFHDBRHWGS

- "hey. it's gonna be okay." okay so I'm fucking crying!!!!!!!!!!

- they're all there it's like his fucking funeral

- "I accept your apology." DAVID SHORE. YOU AND ME. OUTSIDE. NOW.

- okay so Cameron apologising is the last thing he hears

- ok that's fine

- ok

- (crashing and screaming and chainsaws and guns and police sirens)

- HOUSE I SWEAR TO GOD

- JUST FUCKING DO IT

- OOOOOH . OOOOOH, CAMERON . DAMN .

- JUST DO THE FUCKING BIOPSY. JESUS.

- stop why doesn't house know the answer . oh my god . he always knows the answer . I'm so scared .

- right. before she tells his dad how he is. I will NOT be watching the rest of house if foreman is dead.

- OK HE'S GONNA LIVE.

- oh, great, you don't know!!!!!!!!!! oh, that's fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- "up and at 'em." YSYAYSYRHEGEGWGSFS

- "and the manipulative bastard." / "you remembered." CAMERON CRYING ME TOO GIRL ME TOO

- oh my god oh my god thank fuck jesus christ

- I THOUGHT HE WAS OKAY. OH MY GOD. JESUS FUCK. DHNSDHSHSGS.

ok i need a break oh my god.

[columbiastapshoes]

hello twin peaks fandom. i just finished the og 2 seasons and for the later half of season 2 i put live reactions in my notes app. here are the highlights <3 (lmk if u want the full version it’s so much longer)

‼️spoiler warning‼️ ALSO if you read me saying ‘evil cooper’ i am talking about windom earle. i did not know there would be a literal evil cooper. at the end of the reactions ‘evil cooper #2’ is referring to cooper’s doppelgänger <3 also also!! the double return means it’s a new collection of notes that i wrote down in the same moment if that makes sense? i wanted to do screenshots instead of the actual text but alas i can only upload ten </3

- "psychological evaluation" he already has an autism diagnosis leave bro alone

- ok hang on. if josie dies and harry couldn't protect her. then. parallels with caroline dying and cooper couldn't protect her. Hm :3 (update! david lynch the man that you are.)

- "what is the greatest gift one human being can give to another?" and bobby and i make the same 🤨 face

- weasel. right. yes. i am following this conversation

- sksksksksk save the weasels

- sorry

- im really sorry

- this is the worst possible person to be helping rn. unfortunately he is incredibly smart.

- earle is dale if he used his autism for evil

- i certainly hate you james fwiw!!

- you guys have started over again like 30473938 times stop it

- "please come home with me" "actually you should go" GUYS

- done with y'all where are the queers

- cooper appears from a bush and goes "you never loved her anywayyyyy"

- christ this is rough where are my boys

- MY BOYS??? oh no it's you :/

- haha you're not gonna tell him right

- ohhhh dear :3

- im going to kms :3

- hello bri ish man would you like a bo'ol of wo'uh

- chess? great! sheriff to fbi agent. they kiss. they both win

- "have someone keep an eye on him" CUDDLE WIFH HIM COWARD HE CLEARLY NEEDS YOU. YOU ARE THE FIRST AND ONLY PERSON TO CALM HIM DOWN AND ALLOW HIM TO CRY INSTEAD OF YELL. WHAT THENFUCK DALE COOPER DO U REALIZE HOW MUCH HE LOVES U. sigh

- I DONT CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING WEASELS THIS IS SO FUCKING. RGH

- no way they have roblox dress to impress in twin peaks

- OH NO HE EVIL WHITTLES HES LIFERALLY RVIL COOPER

- i wanna kiss this sad sad man very desperately

- break it with a hammer ??? dumdum

- WOWEEBOB !! !!

- "not all men" ur right pete martell would never

- my boys have not been together as much and it's making me STBERE THEY ARE WITH A HOMOSEXUAL ARM AROUND THE SHOULDER

- oh there's a bomb! ok!

- HARRY HAS A GRANDPA SWEATERRRRR I LOVE HIMMM

- they touched hands they wanna make out sooooo bad

- the bomb can wait you guys are in love

- cooper so preeeeetttyyyyyy :333

- andy i love you very dearly

- i love how harry is so gentle and kind and patient with lucy and then he's like ANDY SHUT THE FUCK UP

- girls night (cooper interrogating audrey donna and shelly)

- wow thats comforting if i was told this i would burst into tears or flames

- i love it when cooper is in front of a whiteboard

- "for instance?" i KNEW thats how u would approach dirty talk u fancy motherfucker

- THEY ARE NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT IN AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION. AUTISM.

- why is bro goth what happened

- evil cooper you need to either do normal foundation or all white WHY ARE HIS TEETH BLAAACK

- bro is NOT siouxsie 😭😭😭

- yeah no shit. is this. news. i knew this before u fbi fuckers did

- URETHRA! ☝️

- you could KISS him? okay evil cooper..

- finished my brownie. crave death

- who is bro talking to

- oh leo hi leo

- it hasn't panned to leo yet i think he's like dead and they'll reveal it in a sec

- oh nom worse than dead ow ow ow ow

- OW OW OW OW OWWWWIEEEEEE

- WHERE DID HE FIND THE TARANTULAS

- dw leo i can take them home. they are my friends

- giggling a lil. about. cooper.

- BY HEAVENS oh my god

- i'm still giggling about cooper but it has turned from "i want him" giggling to "BY HEAVENS!!" giggling

- ok sorry what's the issue i got distracted

- sorry had to rewind two more times BY HEAVENS is taking me out

- i always said this show needed a dance sequence (i never said that)

- jeez u guys suck not u lucy ur eating

- I ALWAYS SAID TWIN PEAKS NEEDED A KICKLINE AND TOP HATS (i never said that)

- closeup on harry's face pls don't i need GRAND THEFT AUTO.

- sorry pete just said grand theft auto.

- can my cats stop beefing i have a show to watch

- WHERE ARE HER DRAPE RUNNERS!!!!

- you don't fucking say things got out of hand Michael.

- most useless side plot i do not care

- CAN MY CATS STOP BEEEEFINGGG

- HOLY SHIT ITS EVIL COOPER TO ME AND EVIL COOPER LITERALLY!!!!!

- how is he not crying and screaming in a fetal position that would be my plan

- why is evil cooper #2 kinda.

- why do i lowkey want evil cooper #2

- TBIS FUCKING KID WITH THE FLASHLIGHT

- bobs camera angle looks like a ring doorbell

thank you!

[monkeytrick]

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Ok like. Executive dysfunction. And trauma response. Are both phrases that might earn an eye roll from you and I get it. But I feel like one is the other for me and they’re both just causing a horrible loop that is making my life worse constsntly man. It really hit me today that like. Oh my god I am traumatized. I regularly will have flashbacks and either go totally limp and try to ignore everything happening and play dead or I’ll freak the fuck out and start screaming and sobbing and shit and I feel like this entire past month I’ve just been constantly going back and forth between both without any time dedicated t being a normal person which makes me feel so awful and insane because I’ve had like actual fun shit to do this month but I’ve been breaking down so fucking bad bc I literally don’t think I have the capability to live like a normal adult person is supposed to and I don’t have a choice at all because I don’t think I can ever be in contact with my family again. My dad is a domestic abuser and a methhead and an attempted rapist and I’m so scared he’s done more than attempt it since I last saw him. MULTIPLE times he just showed up st my workplace which is across the country from where he actually fucking lives without warning and when he went to jail it was in this state and not his home one. I still don’t know what the fuck he did because I only heard about it from my brother and I can’t fucking talk to anyone else in my family because I’m afraid of them all! My mom is actively without exaggeration trying to ruin my fucking life as revenge against me not talking to her because she was already doing this shit before I cut contact and will steal my money and try and track me down and threaten suicide over my continued existence. I don’t have anyone I can go to in real life about any of this shit and even the people who understand can’t help me at all. I’ve been trying to move in with my friend and after recovering from the extended mental breakdown I’ve been having all month I’m realizing I literally like. Do not have the shit I need to do that. And I don’t know if I ever will because of my family situation. I don’t know how to break it to them and I don’t know what the fuck to do because I don’t think I have an option that isn’t fucking them over extremely badly and it’s entirely my own fucking fault man bc I’ve just been trying to ignore my life so bad. I feel so bad about my current living situation bc my friend and their family were kind enough to let me stay and were really understanding initially but they all just really fucking want me gone by now which is like. Understandable. And the reasonable way to respond. But I’m so scared because I need to be out of here by the end of june and I think my best option is subletting on my own but I feel more certain and terrified every day that I’m just going to be homeless and fired from the job I currently have before I’m 21. I don’t even want to be someone that wants to kms anymore but I feel like god is like literally actually punishing me for existing and I can’t bring myself to deal with living at all. I’m not going to kill myself now and I have stupid reasons to continue being alive but they are reasons but I feel like the only way to stay set on that path and not change my mind and go insane and fucking die is if I get in a psych ward right the fuck now and trying to review my options there is making me even more miserable bc I don’t think I’m even on health insurance anymore and I don’t think I’d be able to get on it in time to not go insane and be a danger to myself. No matter what I am going to be in horrific debt. I just don’t know what to fucking do man. I haven’t looked at any of my texts in like 3 days because I am so fucking scared. I no wanna be around anymore. I cannot bring myself to do fucking snything

[wackpedion]

Im playing Class of 09 cuz i impulsively bought it 20 minutes before the summer sale was gonna end and I thought I'd liveblog it. below the cut

Ohh my god this is just the intro and im already having so much fun. this is so camp. this is gonna be a good time i think

Nicole's pretty

"god they're never funny, it's as if the girls laugh to avoid sexual assault" HELLO???

And then she laughs at some lame joke right after. Ofc

I just realised this guys name is Crispin what kind of name is that

We're gonna cut class babyyy!!!!

YEAHHH tell him off oh my god Nicole ily already

KYLAR. WHAT are these names. Raincode WISHES it was this

We're not taking drugs from this guy no way

Also I heard there's MSI references in this game. When will that happen. I'm excited

HAHAHA "well.... Not in a gay way.."

HI JECKA R U THE MSI FAN I HEARD OF.

I wish this dialogue didn't like. Autoplay. It's like a movie. I wish it'd be a "click to progress to next line" type of thing instead but alr

Benzosexual??? Lmao

"Hi I'm Nicole I just dodged a bullet" HAHA

Nicole I love Ur fashion sense

Fuck now I wanna go get junk food

DISCIPLINARY TATTOOS??? Oh my god

HAHAH I love u Jecka

Uhhh let's choose Photography

"why did I pick an art class these kids are annoyingly quirky" thanks Nicole

I wanna skip but a girl here has caught my eye I wanna see what's her deal. So we're staying in the class

MR WHITE MR SHOOTER??

Oh no. What is it. Is this going where I think it's going. I knew not to trust any men in this game

Fuck yeah I love free food sure

Ok I regret this already I don't like how he's talking

Wait. Wait.

OH NO HES A WHITE SUPREMACIST

THE WAY HE SAID RAP MUSIC.

"so, I think the photography teachers a white nationalist" "I just said 'the tuna is good today' and you replied with that." 💀

This game is so fast paced ngl, jumping from scene to scene

Ohh ok thx Nicole for that explanation. This game is so educational guys you should give this to your kids

Non-racist girls gotta stick together babyyy

I want to throw rocks at him

Oh my god shut upppp

"you really think im a quirky art girl?" Nicole is that really your take away here

HAHAH WHAT WAS THAT?

WHAT is the principal talking about. Hello???

COME ON . I mean I can't say I'm surpri- wait what was that.

"I guess racism wins" 😭😭

NICOLE????

Crying Nicole I love you

Pentagram? MSI reference?

Oh I've heard of Jeffery

Jecka you're sick I love you too

Oh this Crispin guy again

Were NOT throwing a party. Glad we're on the same page Nicole

Does her shirt say suicidal pregnancies

Oh so you're Emily.......

HAHAHD oh my god don't ask that!!!

So true Jecka. Sure let's kms

Okay now I feel bad.

SHE GOT PUT IN THE PSYCHE WARD?!?!?!

Annnd that's my first playthro. Wow

[something-awful1]

my thoughts while rewatching all of Helluva Boss in honor of the S2 trailer PT 5 (getting this one out last minute let's goooo)

WESTERN ENERGY - i remember this one :/ - i hate andrealphus oh my god - dude the tone of this is so off - how is bro staying on this horse he's like levitating - blitzo's little laugh omg pop off brandon rogers - reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally can't say that word anymore - i hate this goat's voice - oh it's vivienne - this song is so bad kill me now - no cause i actually hate the pacing of this episode - oooo classism, how fun - bro why did the dude call moxxie "queer boy" im sobbing - this dialogue kill me now - i don't even have words i hate this - i feel like this scene is only here bc A) they wanted ed bosco to sound sexy B) they're not allowed to show what happens during the full moon - hate this sequence - hate it - am i the only one who thought andrealphus talking to his sister the way he does it... kinda weird? like it gives me such a weird vibe - "you're so lucky you're attractive" WHAT THE FUCK - your sister is not your "fiery vixen" stfu elsa - okay but bryce pinkham is popping off again he makes this episode worth watching - dude this episode is so heavily censored what's happening - EW THE FIGHT SEQUENCE MAKES ME WANNA KMS OMG - i hate the music change - idk why watching moxxie fight is so visually satisfying though - "hey let's play a game! how many times can we make the same sex joke over and over again in one episode?" -vivienne, probably - how does such a bad episode have such a good ending. like genuinely i'm so mad about this because the whole "stolas got hurt?" thing and the hospital scene at the end is so PERFECT and if the episode were just written better, it would've been amazing

UNHAPPY CAMPERS - i kinda like the opening sequence ngl - perfectionist moxxie, we stan - okay but like... why did they choose to be siblings - this is.... so cringe - dude the double standard is CRAAAZY - i hate this number so much kill me now - like we wanted millie to get a solo but.... not this. god, not this - HELP WHY IS THE "moxxie sobbing uncontrollably" SUBTITLE SO FUNNY TO ME - i'm so lost - "child screams in futility" - this is a cool fight sequence though - tf is this song - HELP THE CAPTIONS - "like it's so graphic" "there goes the tube top" "exhibitionism activated" I'M SOBBING - stop being mean to moxxie where did the truth seekers character development go OOPS - love the opening music - guys alex brightman is at it again - imagine betting flustered by your own dirty comment OZZIE - DICKS IN THE VAN - queives >>> - i love this episode, like i'm not gonna have a lot of commentary because i just wanna watch it - were those condoms that just flew out of his pants? - "birdy babe" i love him omg - OWL IN A CAGE INSTRUMENTAL SPOTTED - wow ngl kinda ballsy to play a video sent by fizz in front of stolas, ozzie - wow these two are both like... idiots - they both have like... the worst kept secrets in hell - help i love the dialogue in this episode so much - wow blitzo would EAT at pool - i remember everyone theorizing for YEARS about the fire and when this episode came out we weren't even surprised because we got it right so we were all like.... "yeah" - "fizz fighty sounds" - real ones remember "i'm getting paid to write this" - YALL READY FOR ONE OF THE BEST SONGS IN THE SERIES - yeah i said it, look at this is one of the best - it's up there with owl in a cage and you will be okay - why is it always "wyd" and never "THE SECRET TO BITCOIN COMPUTERS AND MICROCHIPS-" - crimson's confused face during the italian bit is so funny - ALESSIO DOES A MOM HAND AT CRIM - stiker going slowly insane is so cool to watch omg - stan asexual king striker - "get fucked little one" are we talkin to the lawyer dude or fizz... - i love that episode so much MAMMON'S MUSICAL MID SEASON WHATEVER THE FUCK - YALL I AM SO TIRED - so exhausted - fuck you mammon - written by vivienne medrano - i have no thoughts i just love this episode - like the pacing is SO GOOD - i need a therapist fizzy ngl - "if you wanna fuck em' you can!" and then IMMEDIATELY says "fizzy for the kids" i'm sobbing - "royal big man" BLITZO I LOVE YOU - HOUSE OF ASMODEUS INSTRUMENTAL SPOTTED - okay but ozzie's "undercover" outfit.... doesnt eat - OKAY MAMMON HAS SOME AMAZING SOUND EFFECTS WHY COULDN'T WE DO THAT FOR ALASTOR IN HAZBIN - i love this dialogue so much - i hated juggling iz cool when i first heard it but it grew on me - it's catchy - ill be honest i don't really get the clown contest thing - cue the cutest sequence in any helluva episode ever - i can't put into words how much i love the asl scene - sir your ass is out - klown bitch also grew on me after a while - BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY I DON'T GET THE CLOWN COMPETITION??? LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, RIGHT? RIGHT? WHY IS IT JUST A CONCERT - literally zoned out through the entirety of crooked - like it's okay but they deserved a WAAAAAAY better number - THIS SONG SLAPS THOUGH - TWO MINUTES NOTICE HAS MY HEART - literally zoned out for all of this i should sleep omg - blitzo is out here asking the important questions

I'M FINALLY DONE

happy full moon ya'll <3

[doppotranslations]

Nightmare Lurking on the Island ~A Desert Island~

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Hypmic ARB in-game event story (Sasara, Doppo, Rio)

Recording Link: https://youtu.be/PCP9jVypO6Q (in case you wanna read along with the in-game voice lines and sound effects :D)

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Chapter 1

Rio: Hmm… Samatoki is coming too, so I'll have to pack a second knife. *his phone starts ringing* Hmm… Who is it? *picks it up*

Samatoki: Hey, Rio?

Rio: Samatoki? What is it?

Samatoki: Turns out I suddenly got a job so I won’t be able to come with.

Rio: I see… I understand, it can’t be helped when it comes to work.

Samatoki: It’s too bad, really. I’ll surely get this over with by next time though.

Rio: Don’t worry about it… see you next time! *hangs up* I guess it can’t be helped… I’ll just go alone.

[At the port]

Sasara: Phew…Thank god the weather is nice and sunny~! Not even the tension of bad weather would’ve forced me to cut short the long-awaited Okinawa fishing trip. I’ll push the boat out no matter what. Nahaha~! Wouldn’t that be unfortunate~! For example, even if rain were to fall or if snow were to fall or if hail were to fall or if spears were to fall or if mics were to fall, I’d still weather it with all my might~! You can count on me! Yeah! You can leave it to me! Well then, I should hurry up and get this started right now by taking some pictures before we set sail! Roger that~!

Doppo: *sigh*… (I’m on the long-awaited business trip to Okinawa…. yet I’ve been apologizing so much that it feels like I’ve only been looking at the ground….That baldy….last time I brought him a souvenir he didn’t like he just called me over so I can get yelled at, which was awful… ) *sighs*…(Luckily, I was able to get a one night stay at a different hotel than the one that bald bastard is staying at… no, I bet unlike the cheap hotel I stay at, he’s staying at an expensive luxurious one…) *sighs*… (Well, to be honest… I don’t care that my boss is coming on the Okinawa trip if you ask me, but…"A man who is ‘dull’ and “gloomy” is completely unreliable" he would say, so I came here by force…) No, I can’t let my dark thoughts get the best of me! I came all the way to Okinawa, so I’ll make sure I go home having enjoyed it to the fullest!

[On an island]

Rio: Huff… looks like I’m a bit rusty… I didn’t think rowing this raft for 20 km at most would have been so exhausting… Huh… a storm is coming… I should tie my raft to a tree… That looks good. Now then, I should hurry up and find something to eat and somewhere to sleep before it starts to rain.

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Chapter 2

Doppo: *chuckles* Fishing in the sea of Okinawa… This is the life, huh? I usually don’t have the time to go fishing apart from when I go with Sensei and Hifumi. Today is my chance to improve my skills a little so that I can surprise them the next time we go fishing together!

Sailor: We’re setting off!

Doppo: Oh, we’re leaving now!

[At sea]

Staff: Alright then… I’ll meet you in an hour!

Sasara: Cool! I wanna take some cool pictures! I’m riding a small boat but I’m feeling like I’m on a big boat~

Staff: Thanks, sir! No matter what, the transmitter is in the bag so there’s nothing to worry about!

Sasara: Don’t say scary stuff, man… With this nice and sunny weather, there’s nothing bad that can happen.

Staff: Right!

Sasara: Right on! *chuckles* Sometimes it’s pretty nice to get some alone time~

Sailor: Alright then… I’ll meet you in an hour!

[At sea, on a different boat]

Doppo: Yes, sir! Thank you very much! *chuckles* This is nice… being alone at sea like this. It’s a small boat, but regardless I’m having such a luxurious time! Now then, let’s get fishing right away~!

[At Sasara's boat]

Sasara: Uwaa! No good! The bag got all rained on…. Hey, where am I!?…. If it’s getting so stormy out here, will he still come pick me up… both the transmitter and the bag got drenched… Before the storm starts getting even stronger, I should go take shelter on that island over there.

[On an island]

Doppo: *pants*… In the nick of time, I escaped just before the storm got really bad, but the boat… it broke down… what do I do now…?

Sasara: *pants* ...~!Just barely made it in time!

Doppo: Ehhh! Nurude…-san?!

Sasara: Um? Oh, if it isn’t Kannonzaka-san!

Doppo: Are you also looking for shelter on this island?

Sasara: Yeah. I’m surprised we didn’t see each other’s boats. For now, let’s cooperate and look for help together.

Doppo: Yeah, let’s.

[Something is moving]

Doppo: *gasps*

Sasara: W-what’s going on…?

Rio: *steps closer* Ummm… you guys are…

Doppo: B-Busujima-san! What are you doing in such a place…?

Rio: I disembarked on this island to train. I came out here to check what state my raft was in and it turns out it was taken by the storm’s downpour…

Sasara: Let’s skip the formalities for now and focus on getting to safety… The waves are getting pretty high…

Rio: Yeah, you’re right.

Doppo: AAAAH!!! My employee card!!!!! It’s rapidly getting taken by the flow into the seaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Rio: Hum! *jumps into the sea*

Sasara: That’s no good! He’s jumping into such a rough sea!

Doppo: Ehhhhh!!!?

Rio: Huff… Kannonzaka… this must be important to you?

Doppo: T-thank you very much… Though it’s definitely not important enough to risk your life over it…

Sasara: Buddy, that was too much… 

Rio: Don’t worry so much about me, I wouldn’t say it was too much. If anything it was rather good training for me. I set up a base in the cave that’s up ahead. Let’s get going.

Sasara and Doppo: ……

[In the cave]

Sasara: Woah~ This has got to be the first time I see a fire lit up by flint~

Doppo: T-that’s amazing…

Rio: It’s nothing special… When it comes to survival skills, starting a fire is down to the very basics. I wouldn’t be able to call myself a soldier were I not able to do this much.

Sasara: I see… Even so, being an ex-soldier is amazing, isn’t it~?

Rio: … I am still a soldier…

Sasara: R-right, good for you…

Doppo: H-hey, Busujima-san… Thanks again for helping me out with getting back my employee card.

Rio: It was no problem.

Doppo: …I really mean it, thank you very much!

Sasara: Hey hey-

Doppo: ?

Sasara: Doesn’t the atmosphere on this island make it feel like it’s all just a dream?

Doppo: N-now that you mention it, this island does seem like it’s straight out of a manga…

Sasara: Maybe this storm… caused the treasure to storm out of here with it.

Doppo: ……………………………………………………………………………

Rio: ……………………………………………………………………………….

Doppo: A-anyways… Busujima-san…

Rio: What is it?

Sasara: Oiii! Don’t just ignore me, jerks!!

Doppo: Busujima-san, why did you come to this place to train…?

Sasara: Ah, they completely ignored my flow!

Rio: I don’t want to let my instincts dull, so places like uninhabited islands, that drive people away due to their harsh conditions, are a perfect way for me to work on this.

Doppo: I-is that so…

Sasara: I don’t get that at all, however that reasoning of yours is the reason that we were saved today, so all I can say is it gave me a reason to be thankful to you.

Rio: …today has been very exhausting. Let’s go to sleep early so we can prepare for tomorrow.

Doppo: I hope we can make it out alive…

Rio: Hey… rather than thinking about getting out of here, you should focus on surviving for now as it will increase your chance of making it out. Therefore, it’s urgent that we all get some rest and recover our physical strength.

Doppo: R-right…

Sasara: Well then, let’s sleep! Zzz… zzz… zzz… zzz…zzz… zzz… zzz…zzz…

Doppo: T-that was fast… he’s already asleep…

Rio: Yeah. We should also get some rest.

Doppo: Y-yes…

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Chapter 3

Doppo: *snores*... Ah… *mumble mumble*. The ground is so hard that I am hurting all over.

Rio: Hm, you woke up Kannonzaka.

Doppo: Yes, good morning.

Rio: Morning. The storm seems to have stopped.

Doppo: Will anyone come to rescue us…?

Rio: Someone might come, someone might not come.

Doppo: T-that’s…

Sasara: Fuwa~a… Mornin’! Mm? Kannonzaka, what’s wrong? Why the long face?

Doppo: Help might come, but it also might not come…

Sasara: What are you saying…

Rio: Now we should still have a go at improving our chances of survival.

Sasara: Hmm… then what exactly should we do??

Rio: We should ensure we have food and water.

Doppo: R-right… you are correct…

Rio: Fortunately, there are many animals living in this forest. That’s why I think I can rely on you two to ensure our food. We can split up and I can find some water in the meantime.

Sasara: Yeah! Leave it to us! We’ll surely grub something good!

Doppo: A-are you sure you’re okay with that?

[In the forest]

Doppo: *gasps* …what in the world was that weird noise…

Sasara: Surely it was one of the many creatures here.

Doppo: That may be the case, however, I’ve never heard such an awful noise… it sounded like it might have been a terrible monster…

Sasara: Yeah, right! We’ll have monster meat today! Doppo: Even if it really was a monster, amateurs like us would never be able to catch it.

Sasara: Alright, I’ll be going by myself until you decide to come monster hunting with me. Now then, you can call me anytime you please and I’ll come~!

Velociraptor: Kuooooo! Kuooooo! Kuooooo!

Sasara: Uwoooo! A dinosaur!!??

Doppo: UWAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sasara: W-why the hell is a dinosaur here?!

Doppo: And it’s a ferocious raptor too!

Sasara: What’s a raptor?

Doppo: Come on! That awful dinosaur looks like it came straight out of the movie Jurassic Park!

Sasara: You’re right, it does look like a scene from a movie…

Velociraptor: Kuooooo! Kuooooo! Kuooooo!

Sasara: This is bad! It’s coming right for us!

Doppo: I-if it’s like the raptors from the movie, then they probably travel in groups…

Velociraptor B: Kuooooo! Kuooooo! Kuooooo!

Velociraptor C: Kuooooo! Kuooooo! Kuooooo!

Sasara: Woah! Two more came up from the front!!

Doppo: W-we’re surrounded…

Sasara: Looks like we’re out of luck…

Velociraptor A: Kuoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Doppo: *gasps* IT’S GONNA EAT MEEEEEEEEEE!!

Tyrannosaurus: GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Velociraptor A: Gyapi~!!

Sasara: It was eaten by a different dinosaur!

Doppo: Ty-Tyrannosaurus…!

Velociraptor B: KUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Velociraptor C: GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tyrannosaurus: GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Doppo: *gasps*...it’s a war of the monsters!

Sasara: Kannonzaka! It’s now or never! They’re distracted fighting each other, so this is our chance to escape!

Doppo: Y-yes…!

Sasara: *pants*

Doppo: *pants*

Sasara: *pants*

Doppo: *pants* It looks like we got away to safe-

Pteranodon: GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sasara: S-something followed us!

Doppo: P-pteranodon!!! *gasps*

Sasara: T-this is bad…! Kannonzaka was taken!

[Up in the air]

Doppo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Help meee~!!!

[In the cave]

Doppo: *panting* I-it was a dream… Thank God…

Rio: Hm, you woke up Kannonzaka.

Doppo: Yes, good morning.

Rio: Morning. The storm seems to have stopped.

Doppo: Will anyone come to rescue us…?

Rio: Someone might come, someone might not come.

Doppo: T-that’s…

Sasara: Fuwaa… Mornin’! …Oh, it looks like it’s clearing up pretty nicely outside, doesn’t it? I’ll go out for a bit. 

[Outside, on the island]

Sasara: Not a single cloud in sight and the sun is shining brightly~. I wonder if a lifeboat will come for us anytime soon~ Um? …what’s that?

Rio: Nurude, what’s wrong?

Sasara: O-over there…

Doppo: T-that is…a pirate ship!!!!

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Chapter 4

Sasara: I-it’s coming here…

Doppo: It’s coming ashore…

Rio: …pirates, huh? That’s unusual.

Sasara: No, no, no! How unusual it is is not the problem here…!

Doppo: I can’t tell what they’re after at this point… but I surely hope they’re gonna take us back to the city…

Rio: It will all depend on their attitude…

Captain Spark: Ho. I thought this was an uninhabited island, I didn’t think there’d be any people on here.

Doppo: Well, umm… We got stranded on this island because of yesterday’s storm, which is why we were wondering if you could take us back to the city.

Captain Spark: …I was just thinking I could increase the numbers in my crew. This is great! I, Captain Spark, will prosper with you three as my crewmembers! This is really great! Doppo: C-crewmembers…?

Sasara: W-what are you saying? That’s outrageous…

Doppo: Busujima-san… w-what should we do…?

Rio: …for now, we should follow those guys’ orders. If a fight were to start, we’d clearly be at a disadvantage because we’re outnumbered.

Doppo: F-fight…?

Captain Spark: Follow me!

[On the ship]

Doppo: …………………………………………………………………………….

Sasara: …………………………………………………………………………….

Rio: ………………………………………………………………………………….

Captain Spark: Alright. I’ll give you three the "Captain Spark’s Crew" uniforms. Go get changed.

Sasara: Shell yeah! I got all sticky because of the seawater, so this is just what I needed.

Doppo: A-ahaha… T-thank you…

Rio: *whispering*…what’s going on, there’s 30 people over there… Looks like this is not the right time to take action.

Doppo: Eh, did you say something, Busujima-san?

Rio: No, it’s nothing.

Captain Spark: Hurry up and get changed already!!!

[They change into pirate clothes]

Doppo: U-umm… we changed…

Captain Spark: Alright! First thing’s first, clean that deck!

Doppo: Y-yes…

Sasara: Hey hey, where is this ship headed??

Captain Spark: As always… to a treasure island!

Sasara: I-is that so…

Captain Spark: Get back to work and finish cleaning by noon!

Sasara: Bufu! Did you hear that? T-treasure island! Does he really believe in such a thing!?

Doppo: That doesn’t matter now… *sighs*... If I don’t hurry up and go back to work I’ll surely get fired.

Sasara: Now now, that may be so, but an extraordinary day like this sure is fun!

Doppo, Rio and Sasara: !?

Sasara: W-what the…?

Pirate: It’s an enemy attack!!!!

Captain Spark: Everyone! Get ready for battle!!

Doppo: *gasps* E-enemy…?

Sasara: Looks like a different group of pirates showed up.

Rio: This is our chance!

Doppo: Our chance…?

Rio: …… *takes out a rocket launcher*

Doppo and Sasara: !!

Sasara: W-why in the world do you have a rocket launcher…

Rio: …to exterminate them.

Doppo: I-it hit…

Sasara: Yeah… and it looks like they’re raising a white flag.

Captain Spark: Well done! They fell to our canons! I’ll have to reward you somehow…

Rio: Everybody freeze!

Doppo, Sasara and Captain Spark: !!??

Rio: I am taking control of this ship.

Doppo: *gasps* W-what the hell are you doing… Busuji-

Sasara: Listen up! From now on, the three of us will be the captains around here!

Doppo: Eh, I’m a captain too!?

[They change into pirate captain clothes]

Doppo: Uhhh… I’ll have to make friends with all kinds of pirates now that we’re leading a crew of no less than 100 pirates…

Sasara: This is bad… since you had to go back to work and all…

Doppo: I’m probably already fired at this point… I’ve been absent without notice for how many days now…

Sasara: H-hey… when will we be back?

Rio: Soon enough when the time is right.

Sasara: Right, right, so let’s go back already.

Rio: Yes. With this large fleet we can take down Chuoku!

Sasara: HUH??

Doppo: EEEEHHH! T-T-Th-There’s no way!

Rio: If we can do it we should do it. If you guys too are soldiers, then prepare yourselves!

Doppo: I’m not a soldier, I’m a salaryman!

Sasara: (Hey, this is no good… At this rate we will just become the criminals of the century… Fortunately, I can see we are approaching an island… should I just abandon ship and have a swimmingly good escape…) *starts approaching the edge of the boat*

Rio: *stops him* Hey, where do you think you’re going?

Sasara: I-I can do this! *jumps into the water*

[In the cave]

Sasara: *panting* I-it was just a dream… I’m so glad…

Rio: Hm, you woke up, Nurude.

Sasara: M-mornin’...

Rio: Morning. The storm seems to have stopped.

Sasara: Yeah, you’re right! That’s great!

Doppo: *snores*... Ah… *mumble mumble*. The ground is so hard that I am hurting all over.

Sasara: Oh, mornin’!

Doppo: G-good morning… no one’s here to rescue us yet… is there?

Sasara: I don’t think so…

Doppo: Right…

Rio: A lifeboat is just heading over here.

Doppo and Sasara: Huh?

Rio: Judging by the distance, it should already be here in a few minutes.

Doppo: It’s true…

Sasara: It’s coming, isn’t it…

Doppo: (T-this time…)

Sasara: (It better not be a dream…)

[gayspock]

ok im into generations

right so i wasnt sute about this one bc ok as ive said im not a huge tng fan + combine that with what ive heard about kirk in this one im kinda really scared 3:

also update: we got to order indian which my family usually arent onboard with but... :3 idc... im enjoying it yammy yammyyyyyyy

CAN I ALSO SAY. IM THE FUNNIEST BITCH EVER FOR WATCHING TREK TO STOP BIRTHDAY BLUES AND IT JUST MAKING ME EMO AS HELL ANYWAYS

hi oh MY GOD SHES SO PRRTTY OHHHH MY GODDDD HIII DEMORA HIII GIRLLIEEEE

also god ... this one makes me emo FUCK OFF THE END OF UNDISCOVERED CPUNTRY MADE ME FUCKING EMO GOD FUCKING HELL

god seriously though im trying not to be emo im meant to be watching these to not be emo but it does make me sad sometimes even watching stories like these thinking about where im gonna be if i make it to my 60s onwards like kirk + knowing i wont even have enterprise moments to look back on something something i never lived instead there was just a sad little hollow existence ... you guysknow what i mean. i wish i could be in the stars forever....

also it is funny how like so many of the trek movies are about how washed up kirk is its so fucking funny like we've been doing this bit since motion picture LOL

A

ALSO WAIT

HANG ON

CONNOR?

CONNOR JUMPSCARE CONNOR ROY JUMPSCARE

fucking connor typica- TIM RUSS?

if theres one thing about tim russ is that he'll be in a star trek showw or movie it doesnt even matter any more-

hi guinan . what the dickens.

also guys i ate too much food tummy hurt

also woag... 78 years later

ALSO YOU GUYS ARE ALL TAKING THE MICK LIKE "DONT TELL ME TUESDAY" WELL CAPTAIN CONNOR ROY DIDNT WANNA GO AFTER THEM KNOWING WHAT HE KNEW ABOUT THE SHIP YOU GUYS JUST BUGGERED OFF

come on kirk lets go girlie

the enterrprise is seriously like the pear wiggler

uhm

uhm

ehrm

NO SERIOUSLY IMAGINE BEING SCOTTY HERE ANDTHEY JUST LOSE KIRK

OH GOD IMAGINE BEING CAPTAIN CONNOR ROY. sorry i dont remember his seriouss name

oh fucking hell oh god WHY DID YOU GUYS DO THIS. JESUS FU CKING CHRIST. THIS IS SUCH A HARROWING END I... GOOD FUCKING HEAVENS . LIKE EVN THOUGH I KNOW HES SOMEHOW OKAY I CANT FATHOM IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE. JESUS.

HI WORF

HI RIKER

HI GEORDI

HI TROI

HI CRUSHER

HI DATA

.... hi picard. i guess. 😒

SORRY I FORGOT SHIT I ACTUALLY DO MISS THEM.

also god everyone can we be hoenst i did start to not like data as much not so much because of the show but basically just existing in fan space kind of really started to ruin him as a character for me but i will be honest him pushing bevs into the water and everyone being mad bc he just tried to match their energy yeah okay i feel that data sniff okay

ALSO PICARD SNAPPING. I LIKE IT WHEN HES A CUNT FRANKLY. I HATE IT WHENEVER THEY TRY TO MIDDLE GROUND IT WITH HIM. LOSER BEHAVIOUR. HES BEST WHEN HES FUCKING HORRIBLE TO PEOPLE AND I STAND BY THAT NO ON ELSE GETS ME

so is this where they find kirk

you know whats fucked up is spock is still alive somewhere ... ugh thatbreaks my heart SORRY. [looks shy] LIKE ... I ASSUME KIRK DIES BEFORE THE END OF THE MOVIE SO THEY NEVER MEET AGAIN FUCKING FINE DOES ANYONE TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH I'M- im going to kill myself

fucking hell though imagine if you pulled

YAAAYYY SPOOIT HI SPOT HIS PSOT BABY HIII SPOT HIIII SPOT HI BABY HI SPOTHIS SPOT

FUCK OFF

BRING SPOT BACK

CAN WE GET A SPOT CAM

i'll kms

oh god fucking- I FORGOT EMOTION CHIP WAS IN THIS FUCKING MOVIE. KILL YOUTSELVES. I HATE THIS. ITS BEYOND THE WORST FUCKIGN FECISION YVOEU EVE SORRY IM SEEING RED THIS IS WEHY I SHOULDTA HEV WATHCE ok breathe im breathing im normal im in and out breathing

he doesnt keep it thoughdoes he like

ugh

i feel like there is a way to do the emotion chip imagine if theyused it as a metaphor forlike.. masking, maybe and it really just made it all the worse for him and he rejected it bc he- YOU KNOW HES HAD EMOTIONS ALL ALONG THEYRE JUST NO THTE SAME AS YOURS ... I HATE MY LIFE I HATE ALL OF- BONG

me: gosh golly i mean how can i articulate my emotions regarding the emotion chip

also this cunt soran is just dickin about innit also do i just recognise him ta clockwork orange posters (has never seen the actual movie) where else have i seen him has he just got a face on him or what

NO DATA IS SO REAL FOR THIS WHO DOESNT REMEMBER SOMETHING 10 BILLION YEARS AGO AND HAVE A RIGHT GIGGLE

also you'd think regarding the data chip there'd be more of a fuss about him sticking it in considering what occurred to lore

GOD

THE WAY GEORDI DOESNT EVEN FIND HIM FUNNY. CLASSIC. AS IT SHOULD BE. THATS NOT OUR DATA IS IT NOW.

thatbing said im also a little sad like hes just learnt humour ITS RATHER NOVEL TO HIM . SORRY IF THAT MAKES ME SICK TO DEFEND IT.

okay there we go a complicat- JESUS THAT SUBTLE EFFECT ON HIS MOUTH THAT WAS SCARY DONTDO THAT EEEK HEAVENS

OH GOOD HEAVENS

THIS TIME IN: DATA LEARNS WHAT FEAR IS

THATS SO FUNNY SORRY i shouldnt laugh

eek.

you know what thats also funny to think about how like picard and such would have like super HD pics of them as kids do you know what i mean because when i see older people i think god theres only shitty pics of you when you were little bc cameras wont commonpla-

uhm

sorry picard is crying

i feel uncomfortable

dont fucking do that im a capricorn i w

oh jesus what the fuck . oh good fucking heavens i . I FUCKING HELL CAN I SAY IF I WAS A COUNSELOR LIKE TROI I'D KILL MYSELF A MILLION TIMES IM SO UNCOMFORTABL PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME

OH DEAR LORD

"the closest i'd get to having a child of my own" wyou've got some juice in you old man come on get fucking then

UGH OF COURSE PICARD HAS SOME FUCKING GRANDIOSE FUCKING FAMILY LINE. WHY. i thought it made more sense him being a smalltown little farmer or whatever. ANYWAY HE SHOULD BE LIKE ME. MY GRANDAD DROVE LORRIES FOR ASDA.

anyway what i was sayinh oh yes the pictures its strange i guess thinking about them being so farin the future sometimes when it comes to little things

what i will say is the second a klingon woman shows up with brilliant cleavage im like on my knees begging and i dont even know what for half the time im just like [whining noise] .. uhm. god i hope people dont read these lbs anyways

can we be nice to geordi for once- MORE NORMALYOU'LL END UP ON YOUR ASS CUNT

YEESH

CUNTYOU KLNOW WHATS ABNORMAL IS YOUR FUCKING HAIRLINE ITS GIVING JEFF WINGER FROM COMMUNITY sorry

GEORDI IS MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND

if i was data and i was feeling emotions for the first time i'd be crying throwing up being sick gaspig for geordi. i know this because im doing it anyways and im not even involved really

OKAY NO YEAH

YEAH ME TOO

I'D BE LIKE KMS JUST DO IT I HATE THIS SO ME BESTIE

PICARD

PICARD LET HIM FUCKING GO BEDDY BYES AREGHGHHH

also again me watching trek movies to escape my existential dread but good heavens every single time they get super existential wrt time and whatnot STOP IT. QUIT IT OUT

"the only engineer in starfleet that doesnt go to engineering" HELP LEA HIM AL-GJA0-GKAGKS[DGOSD[GOSDG

I JUST. LOVE. SCANNING FOR LIFE FORMS

ok his cute little doo doo doo okay

THESE KLINGON WOMAN SO HOT

god it wouldnt be a star trek movie if we didnt blow the shit out of the enterprise

dont get me wrong her hair is gorgeous still but ugh i wish troi got to have her little curlie whirlies

i need the klingon woman to

sorry

stop sentence

im

theyve exploded now so i'll behave

also we're like an hour in and kirk hasnt reappeared which makes this hysterically funny if theyre going to have him pop up again for 0,2 seconds and then axe him like jesus christ way to kill him off thats so funny like is any of this worth it im bewildered

TBY THE WAY THE ENTERPRISE CRASHING IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I SWEAR DOWN THEYVE REUSED THE SAME FOOTAGE OF IT CRASHING AND THEN CUTTING INTO ALL THE DRAMA ON THE SHIP ITSELF BUT LIKE, DOES IT MAKE SENSE THE FOOTAGE OF THE SHIP ITSELF ON THE EXTERIOR VIEW WILL BE LOOPING ITS POSITION HELP

also i said it earlier but i cant tell if soran(?) actually does look like jeff rom community or if im just focussing on the hairline am i crazy

HANG ON I WENT TO GOOGLE TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT IT AND THE CUNT WAS IN COMMUNITY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT

WHEN

I MEAN GRANTED IM TALKING MORESO ABOUT THE RESEMLANCE WITH HIM IN THIS MOVIE RATHER THAN HIM BEING OLDERHANG ON7

CAPTAIN picard waking up in - oh my god............. this is scary

NO THIS IS SCARY IM TERRIFIED

DONT DO THAT

ITHIS IS SCARTY

IM SCARED OF CHILDREN LOVING THEIR FATHERS

whos his wifey okay

generic woman thats so funny . kill yourself beverly crusher

rene ... sorry its so easy to forget picard is literally FRENCH with a BRITISH accent. double homicide. christ

hi guinan

also okay lets talk more about this movie. gusy lets talk about this movie.

"but these are all mine" is such a hysterically funny way to think of your kids

PA PA. HELP ME BUILD MY CARSTLE. PA PA FANK YOU FOR THE DOLLS. SHE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL. GOD PICARD IM SORRY BUT I CANT COPE WITH YOUR KIDS victorian ASS CHILDREN AND YOU DONT EVEN GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT YOUR WIFE . FUCKING HLL PICARD. TRUE MIRROR OF YOUR PSYCHE

NOW KIRK FINALLY REAPPEARS WHAT IS HE JUST.... CHOPPING WOOD THIS IS SO FUNNY

aww he has a doggy and a clock with bones and-

HELP OF COURSE THEY GAVE JAMES A RANDOM WOMAN TOO THIS IS SO FUNNY ANTONIA WHO THE HELL IS ANTONIA GOD BLESS US ALL ITS SO FUNNY AS IF

i love kirk im sorry i stand by it when he just fucking has a new woman every fucking day of the week why not .. have fun

THIS IS SO FUNN Y I DONT KNOW WHY I ASSUMED KIRK WOULD HAVE A BIGGER ROLE IN THIS GOD BLESS

"youre a starfleet officer. you have a duty." I MEAN HE WAS LIKE... LITERALLY KIND OF RETIRING MAN IN FAIRNESS.

why are they bonding over their lack of families . lonely middleaged men well. theres a solution like well

maybe boost . sorry not boost. "boost". i mean but the ghosts that boost reported. were right. and they should just have gay sex here to solve their problems . fill the holes in your hearts and the holes well i didnt say that who said that

AGAIN i guess they didnt want to isolate the audiences or whatever but god wouldnt it just . i dont know work better if you even chose carol and david or something like FUCKING ANTONIA. HELP. AND IS ANTONIA IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW

OH MY GOD

HORSEGIRLS

STAR TREK EQUESTRIA NEW SERIES CALLED IT

I LOVE IT HEN MEN ARE HORSEGIRLS

aww the horsies love e- GUYS THE HORSIES LOVE EACH OTHER AND I WAS ABOUT TO GET WEEPY THINKING-

OKAY SO MY THOUGHT PROCESS JUST NOW WAS WAHH THE HORSES ARENT REAL THEYRE IN THE NEXUS > BUT OH GOD EVEN IF THEY WERENT THE HORSES ARENT REAL ITS A MOVIE > BUT WAIT OH MY GOD THE HORSES ARE REAL ACTUALLY IN REAL LIFE THEYRE NOT JUST A PROJECTION > OH FUCKING GOD THESE HORSES ARE PROBABLY LONG DEAD

SORRY

"dont let them do anything stay there" KIRK YOU ARE THE REASON THEYRE FUCKING WHEELING PATRICK STRWART AROUND FOR A THIRD SEASON IN 2023 YOU FUCKING MENACE

THANK GOD YOU MENTION SPOCK

sorry

PICARD ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO MENTION SPOCK IS STILL ALIVE AND THAT YOURE BESTIES WITH HIS LATE FATHER

and bones could be too i dont know he was alive in ep 1 of tng but frankly well yeah

WOAHHH HI KIRK

HES JAMES T KIRK. BITCH

so is james t kirk literally going to die HERE now because thats so funny imagine that youre stuck in limbo for 80 years and then you get out and instantly eat shit i mean theres a way to do that gracefully i think but this obviously well

SORRY I FEEL LIKE IM GOING INTO THIS WITH A PRECONCIEVEDNOTION ARENT I BUT ITS HARD NOT TO

also why do so many of kirks lines sound... whats the word? recorded and added back in later?i forget the term but it sou-

e

DID KIRK

STRAIGHT UP JUST

IN .2 SECONDS

I DONT KNOW WHY I

I EXPECTED LIKE SOME FANFARE DID HE JUST

HI IS KIRK DEAD DID I EVEN

CAN I PROCESS THAT KIRK IS DEAD? AM I ALLOWED TO?

HEY GUYS?

BLOW UP. BITCH. 4JESUS OKAY SO NOW WE

OKAY SO KIRKIS LIKE FUCKING

RIGHT FINE JESUS OK........

"IT WAS FUN. <3" #DIES

god how are we... are we just burying him here, too? like good lord i dont know what i expected cant we... i dont know. christ . it feels so messed up to see kirk die and have a moment with PICARD sbeing the only person just standing over his grave and for him-

SORRY I MEAN THIS IS IRONIC BECAUSE KIRK WAS ALSO A CRIMINAL ABOUT THIS BUT I DONT TAKE AS MUCH OFFENCE WITH TOS BECAUSE THATS JUSRT SORT OF TOS YOU KNOW BUT IM STILL VERY GRUMPY About picard in general + how hes used within tng anyways god i

data....?

SPOT?

SPOT ARE YOU OKAY

THANK GOD THANK FUCKING GOD

OH THANK FUCKING GOD OH CHRIST IM GOING TO CRY NO SHUT UP. THIS CAT IS FIGHTING FOT ITS LIFE

i will also say going back its always so funny how they do that bit with like ahhh damn the starfleet officers cant have families bc im sure theyve touched upon it with riker too but also like. thats just what makes sisko the fucking best isntit . HAHAHAAHHAHAAH., GOT EM

thanks riker. swing your big dick aaround

also can i be honest i didnt care about enterprise d being destroyed. smirk. there i said it. i wept in search for spock i will say i will profess to that but that was like real thi wasn stop imr emeebring

MOVIE OVER?

[s3plan]

trying not 2 kms liveblogging

i probably cant bring myself to do it bc just the thought like concrete images and scenarios that play out in my head when i actually try to think through how i would go about killing myself and i imagine myself dying just makes me so sad in a way i cant describe other than the heaviest sadness i could imagine. oh god im typing like when im manic huh. well whatever theres this one poem or art piece that was floating around on here for a while called smthn like “the saddest poem ive ever written” that (at least to me) describes dying halfway peacefully in first person pov and whenever i think of it or see it i just fucking break down completely. and in the poem they say its cold and maybe it shows the regret u feel right before dying. i dont wanna be cold if i die i wanna feel like im being hugged again for the last time ever. i dont wanna die i just wanna get close enough for anyone to care or even just fucking see.

[annbobko]

Greetings to all my friends and foes and froes!

Okay, lets talk about something more casual, keep some war-life balance if you know what I mean. Oh, fun fact - some Ukrainian soldiers are attending their civil jobs from trenches) Teachers, it-specialists, business people can attend meeting with explosions and gun fire sounds in the background) We all look up for something normal these days and learn the value of simple things.

So I wanna tell something about my life in case you wanna listen about it) I'm living in a countryside about 15 km from Dnipro city, my family moved here when I was 9, before that we lived in Dnipro. I don't have any siblings. My mom died of cancer one month before the start of full-scale invasion. Yeah, 2022 hit me fucking hard. I still have a father but we aren't and never were close. But I have the best friends in the world, the best dog in the world and cat. Just cat. They are cuties only at the Internet, in real life cats are demons of Satan. Haha, okey, joking, I love this furball even though he bites and scratches and wakes me up at 3 am)

I want to tell you how I love my dog and dogs in general but there are no words to describe it in any language. So I am just showing this love by playing and feeding ang rubbing and hugging ang kissing my god (her name is Alice she's amstaff), my friend's dog, my friend's friends dogs, stray dogs... Loving and feeding dogs is officially my hobby!

I love all the animals actually. So lucky me that in 10 min from my house on public transport there's a stable. And my bestie Nastia is a horse rider so I come there twice a week to help her and her beautiful mare Camri with trainings. I feed Camri a lot too) I attended horse-riding lessons too but quit cause I genuinely don't like sport only spending time with animals.

My second big love is reading. I learnt to read when I was 3 years old and since then books are my attendants. Sounds cliché, I know, but it describes my reading experience perfectly. I learn from books, grow with heroes, I lived in hundreds of worlds and experiences of my favourite heroes played the significant role in forming my personality.

My forever favourite book universes are Middle Earth and Neverland (the Witcher's world). Honestly I am a bit of a nerd about these two) I read all of the Tolkien's works, played all the games, I have a collection of encyclopedias about these two worlds. I don't have almost any staff, though, cause I'm just not into collecting things. And mostly because of all this background of years into canon I despise Amazon's lotr and Netflix' witcher. Why to take wonderful universes and just shit them right into my eyes? And plot is stupid in both cases, change my mind. Oh, almost forgot - I'm a huge fan of ebooks and genuinely believe that Kindle was the best investment in my life)

I also love travelling. Sadly I've never been abroad but hey, I'm just 20, all life is ahead. If ruzzians won't kill me. Or car accident. Or disease... Okay, I'm being optimistic as always. But you know what - shit happens. But I'm gonna live this life and find all the ways to enjoy it no matter what!

I'm gonna tell you about my few trips through Ukraine in the next post. Love you and thanks for staying with Ukraine!

[baekhvuns]

I knooooow I don't wanna bald Kai for the record, but... omfg, ONF also Jinjin from Astro and one guy from Victon has been going viral for their dances lmao. Sehun and Kai soon. You're right Chen has committed the biggest crime an idol could commit... lives like a regular person 😭 oh no

Right, if I were there with them I would be like MINHO FIGHT BACK YOU CAN TAKE HIM DOWN IN A SECOND, but we all know he wouldn't do that to Key 💔 I can't wait for Taemin and Kkoongie lives to be back

Maybe we can have new Triple H because Hyuna and Hyojong has been hanging out with Holland, all that while poor Hui is imprisoned 😭 I think Krystal, she would be dark academia or Wuthering Heights type of girl

Look at all the 🍤 I haven't tried all of them, some only look shrimpy or have shrimpy texture, but some taste like sea aidyjsshsishsjsbajd. I like vegan spam, I used it for kimchi fried rice and breakfast dishes. Lots of egg + spam recipes, so I'm here with my fake eggs and fake spam veganising everything 💓 I checked out Tofu Village and it looks almost identical to one Korean restaurant I have here! Meat eating scenarios?! Bestie what why 😭 I make non-vegans eat fake meat without them knowing sometimes. Like that Impossible burgers, no one ever notices lol. So there's Beyond Meat and Impossible the two most famous vegan patties, I personally prefer BM, but Impossible is really impressive too. I don't go to non-vegan fast food restaurants anymore, but I know many offer Beyond burgers

Yeah that's right I'll start sending you anon hate soon 🤺

So a nice looking English guy huh...

How can I go out with you if you're about to break my heart with your writing?! "You long to be loved" 🙈

I'm not really sold on Antifragile, but maybe one day I'll have a change of heart, I really don't like when they rap 😭 and the chorus is just nor it for me... I only heard NJ's songs maybe twice? And saw them perform while I waited for Guerrilla, their music isn't exactly for me and the whole sexual scandal around them... but they definitely have their own vibe! I'm kinda sad cause some of the rookie groups I rooted for disbanded or went through some changes :/ btw I saw Pixy recently, it was bittersweet, but they were very cute!

2016 kpop wow really I can't believe we got so much goodness that year. Idk why I can't access the quiz :/ gonna try on my laptop later

Ufffff no bald Hwa in sight, I cheer!!! I was afraid something might have happened to his hair.

MODEL SEONWGAHAHSHAYSTATAAAAAAAA

Atinys in Seoul are better than me, if I saw Seonghwa during the soundcheck I would simply steal him away, grab him by the hwaist and took off 🏃‍♀️

Me for the next two months once again

KMS-ing I'M AFRAID uhm okkk???

Nah this is sick this is not normal

Sanhwa slutty men 😭😭😭😭

Hold onnnnnn - DV 💖

hi helloo!

I knooooow I don't wanna bald Kai for the record, but... omfg, ONF also Jinjin from Astro and one guy from Victon has been going viral for their dances lmao. Sehun and Kai soon. You're right Chen has committed the biggest crime an idol could commit... lives like a regular person 😭 oh no

BUT I KINDA DO WANNA SEE A BALD KAI,,, bestie better rock it,, HJFKDJBC YEAH THEM 😭😭😭😭😭 THEYRE REALLY OUT THEIR LIVING THE BEST LIFE DOING RANDOM DANCES ANYWHERE CATCH ME DEACTIVATING WHEN SEHUN GOES <3333 no srs how dumb do u have to be upset that someone got married and had kids, like every other person out there??? god for him, singlehandedly carrying sk's future vocalist generation

Right, if I were there with them I would be like MINHO FIGHT BACK YOU CAN TAKE HIM DOWN IN A SECOND, but we all know he wouldn't do that to Key 💔 I can't wait for Taemin and Kkoongie lives to be back

NO SERIOUSLY HE COULD TAKE THEM DOWN SO EASILY,, for a while when i saw minho in the military i was like what if this guy ends up liking it so much that he enlists again 😭😭😭 STOPPPP KKONGIE IS SO FUCKING CUTE, THE BEST LOOKING AND THE CUTEST PET OUT ALL KPOP IDOLS IDC IDC I WORSHIP KKONGIE

Maybe we can have new Triple H because Hyuna and Hyojong has been hanging out with Holland, all that while poor Hui is imprisoned 😭 I think Krystal, she would be dark academia or Wuthering Heights type of girl

with holland ????? 👀 👀  smelling a collab bc ayo that be fire,, NAURRRR HUI IMPRISONMENT ERA 😭😭😭 omg she'd be like wednesday adams, those lana del rey vibes but edgier omg ur so right !!!!!!

Look at all the 🍤 I haven't tried all of them, some only look shrimpy or have shrimpy texture, but some taste like sea aidyjsshsishsjsbajd. I like vegan spam, I used it for kimchi fried rice and breakfast dishes. Lots of egg + spam recipes, so I'm here with my fake eggs and fake spam veganising everything 💓 I checked out Tofu Village and it looks almost identical to one Korean restaurant I have here! Meat eating scenarios?! Bestie what why 😭 I make non-vegans eat fake meat without them knowing sometimes. Like that Impossible burgers, no one ever notices lol. So there's Beyond Meat and Impossible the two most famous vegan patties, I personally prefer BM, but Impossible is really impressive too. I don't go to non-vegan fast food restaurants anymore, but I know many offer Beyond burgers

omg??????? ngl i was like iS THAT PLAYDOH hfbjkdjf that does look very interesting in it's shape too 😭😭😭 hOLDON THERES FAKE EGGS???? ARE THEY GOOD??? omg no way??? then the food must be insane good, first k restaurant I've seen that is a vegetarians drEAM,,, NO YEAH MEAT EATING SCENARIOS 😭😭😭 IT DIDNT TASTE LIKE ANYTHING BUT I WAS HORRIFIED FJSDHFJ oHHHHHHH TWO TYPES BET,, personally yeah BM truly tastes so good, like ppl who eat meat should try it bc it's tbh maybe even better than meat <3

Yeah that's right I'll start sending you anon hate soon 🤺

i cANNOT WAIT HEH

So a nice looking English guy huh...

uhuh and studies bpk (biomed) but truly he's very handsome, 100% white boy model material

How can I go out with you if you're about to break my heart with your writing?! "You long to be loved" 🙈

NO BESTIE SAME BFJDFHHKF THE LONG OT BE LOVED SHOWS IN MY FICS SO BAD ITS EMBARRASSING FNDSFM

I'm not really sold on Antifragile, but maybe one day I'll have a change of heart, I really don't like when they rap 😭 and the chorus is just nor it for me... I only heard NJ's songs maybe twice? And saw them perform while I waited for Guerrilla, their music isn't exactly for me and the whole sexual scandal around them... but they definitely have their own vibe! I'm kinda sad cause some of the rookie groups I rooted for disbanded or went through some changes :/ btw I saw Pixy recently, it was bittersweet, but they were very cute!

no yeah the rap i agree 😭😭😭 hybe's rap declined after bts ngl,,, OH YEAHH THE SCANDAL DEF DID PUT ME OFF TOO BUT U WILL CATCH ME 3AM HAVING MY CONCERT TO IT,, im still vv confused on the pixy matter, why did the two leave? they all seemed really promising!

unfort with the tragedy in itaewon, smtown Halloween is cancelled and as well as everything, hoping there's no concerts bc that'd be quite unpleasant but at the same time difficult for the contracts between companies on d-day’s

2016 kpop wow really I can't believe we got so much goodness that year. Idk why I can't access the quiz :/ gonna try on my laptop later

2016 and 2018 kpop truly the years of peak music that was actually music ifynkim,, the music quality and the hunger to perform was at it's best missing those days 😭😭😭

Ufffff no bald Hwa in sight, I cheer!!! I was afraid something might have happened to his hair. /// MODEL SEONWGAHAHSHAYSTATAAAAAAAA

SMN HWA IS BACK HE IS CRAZY. CRAZY. saw that and let out the biggest scream at 2am,,, ?????? i thought he was about to unbutton, the concert went from cult to strip show

SEONGHWA'S MERCEDES

what the hell

this one is peak private vampire core

Atinys in Seoul are better than me, if I saw Seonghwa during the soundcheck I would simply steal him away, grab him by the hwaist and took off 🏃‍♀️

DHFJHDKSCJCBJHF NO SERIOUSLY HOW DID THEY LOOK HIM IN THE EYE WHILE HE THRUSTED AND NOT STOLE THAT MAN

Me for the next two months once again

i felt this bc all my friends are going and i- 😭😭😭 im good, holding on 😭😭😭

KMS-ing I'M AFRAID uhm okkk??? /// Nah this is sick this is not normal

THIS I S NOT NORMAL AND IM NOT COMPLAINING BUT. IM DEF SCREAMINGON TOP OF MY LUNGS

Sanhwa slutty men 😭😭😭😭 Hold onnnnnn - DV 💖

BESTIE HFBKF HFBF I D LIKE TO SAY I PREDICTED DAZZLING LIGHT ON THE SETLIST I WILL PROVIDE U PROOF

PLS REFER TO THE TIME,, WHEN I TELL U I SCREAMED BEKFDJEBH

2/2 Hello Baeksy it's me DV again, I have a few more things to say before I go away for the weekend, SO:

I said I'd grab soundcheck Hwa and run away well I'M DRAGGING THIS ONE BACK TO HELL WHERE HE BELONGS

TAKE HIM WHERE HE BELONGS,, but these outfits are def on of the best ones they've had

They sang My Way and I wasn't there :///// Ah so pretty

THE TRANSITION INTO ILLUSION????????

Uhhhhhhh is this A STRIP CLUB

THIS TURNED INTO THE MAGIC MIKE REAL FAST WHAT THEHELL ATEEZ

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 //// Lads I'm not feeling very alive right now. I wanna cry and die thanks

NOT TWITTER MARKING IT AS SENSITIVE POST PLS DBFJASGFKJ that lad was the most birtish thing i ever heard from u

Why did they perform the remix of Fireworks noooo, if I never hear actual Fireworks live I'm gonna eat KQ's walls!!! /// 🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

those who have heard their entire discography in concerts, imso jealous right now

What's the point of living if I haven't perceived Wonderland Hwa with his sword with my own two tired eyes 😞 and no DEJA VU THIS IS CRIMINAL BEHAVIOUR, no The Leaders... ☠ and no ES, Aurora or Fever, but Celebrate and Illusion made it... I see. No PK or Treasure or TMH. At least Mist, My Way, Dazzling Light, Horizon are there /// Cursing everyone who attended the previous tour as well, they're witnessing everything 💔 //// They totally ditched ZFP1 (INCEPTION!?!?!?) and ZFP3 (except for Rocky) I'm so devastated 😭😭😭😭

THIS IS LITERALLY NOT FAIR FHLEKFABJH;IM GONNA BE SO DRAMATIC ABOUT THIS CJSHDCJDH NO PK??? TREASURE??? 😭😭😭 I WAS HOPING INCEPTION WOULD BE THERE but answer,, their setlist is WILD WILD WILDD

[pepprs]

man this is all so fucked up. like thank god i can come home but also i don’t know if i can but also i should be able to in theory. idk this is just… it’s a lot

[yunhogf]

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