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[orphicrose]

Hii, if possible could I please get some fluff headcanons for husk x fem!reader please?? Just every day basic stuff or relationship themes if that makes sense ahah thank youuu!! <3

Husk x Fem!Reader Headcannons

Summary : headcannons of how husk would treat you before and during your relationship

Warnings ! ! Fluff

Note : I'm sorry this took a lifetime for me to write, so i did as much as i could think of to make up for it. Thank you for the request!

--------------------------------------------------------------Before the relationship

When he first meets you, he is as typically standoffish as you'd assume he is with everyone. But as time goes on you notice small things he will do differently for you.

Once he overheard you and angel talking about mundane things on the sofa by the fire, cocktails in hand, "I remember partying when I was alive, getting a fancy straw with loops and bright colours. I miss simple things like that, you know?" was all he needed to hear before buying a new shipment of unique straws every month.

He stopped sliding drinks to you at the bar, he'd hand them to you so he could catch a glimpse of yours grazing his fingers.

As time went on, you started to notice how his voice wasn't as gravely as you remembered. Maybe it was just you?

You didn't notice the switch, it just felt normal for you two to be sweet on one another eventually.

He confessed one evening with a magic trick, pulling a bouquet of red spider lilies from your ears and handing them to you. "Alastor had spare tickets to an overlord opera, I guess you could tag along if you wanted to. I'm not asking you out though."

You went, and it ended in a sweet kiss at your bedroom door, and him skipping down the hallway to end the night.

During the relationship

even though you're official, you still have to work for his trust. He's a bruised guy, so its not easy

He gets night terrors frequently, and you've found a spot between his ears that sooths him without him even realizing.

He's very good at Dutch braids, and will do them on you every night after a shower. But he demands you comb his ears in return.

He has a very traditional view of a relationship, and not in the way you think. He believes in being a gentleman, he will open every door for you, he will put his hand on your back when in crowds, he will pull a chair out for you.

Since you started dating, he tried his very best to smell amazing. He asks you about bathing products and colognes that you like, and uses them frequently to hide the scent of whiskey and cigars.

He cut back on his drinking, but not on purpose

He accompanies you and angel when you hit the clubs, and will just sit in the corner and let you have fun.

Though, he has learned not to drink too much as he's noticed you're a liability when intoxicated, and frequently will cry out for him.

This has naturally helped him cut back.

Every morning he asks you to tie his bow, even though he is fully capable.

He also has a huge collection of suspenders, and loves it when you choose which ones he should wear.

He will play the piano for you whenever you ask

He learned how to cook for you from Alastor, and will wake you up occasionally with eggs and coffee.

He's even started making them into little hearts, though they are terrible.

He has lightened up with everyone around the hotel since you started dating, and hasn't yelled at Angel or Alastor in quite some time. You even caught him playing uno with Nifty once.

However, he has become 10x more hostile with random sinners on the street, even more so when you're next to him.

[boybandbaby]

The Sweet Escape Part VIII

911 AU (Prince!Evan Buckley x Fem!Baker!Reader)

previous part

word count: 2202

warnings/tags: 18+ only plz mdni, dry jumping, grinding, cum in pants, pussy eating, fingering, getting caught, as always if I missed anything please lmk

note: next chapter is gonna be cute maybe drama free

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News travels fast around town. You see it before you hear it. People running to each other, gossiping and holding pieces of paper. You hear the sound of a rhythmic bell approaching the bakery, the ringing getting louder and closer. You step outside to see a man dressed in a royal purple getup, the town crier, announcing Evan’s departure from the royal family.

You don’t know why you’re surprised but you freeze. He actually did it. That part of you that held some doubt, vanishes as you’re handed a piece of parchment with the same words from the man’s mouth.

As you read the royal announcement, your stomach bubbles with excitement? Anticipation? You’re not sure but you can’t wait until you see Evan again.

You’re watching the clock tick by. You interact with the customers and restock displays but your mind is elsewhere.

“Welcome in!” You hear Albert’s voice.

“Hi, is Y/n here?” It’s not a voice you immediately recognize.

“She’s a bit busy at the moment. Can I help you?” Albert raises a brow.

“I was just hoping to speak with her is all.” You tense when you do recognize her voice.

“What can I help you with ma’am?” You quickly turn the corner and emerge from the back.

“Can we talk?” She pleads, hands clasped together.

“It’s really not a good time.” You pinch at your skirt, eyes to the ground.

“It’ll only take a minute.”

“Sure.” You meet Albert’s eyes, a silent are you sure? “Can you handle this for a minute?”

He nods as you remove your apron and hang it on a hook. You hold open the front door for her and watch as she exits before you.

“So, what can I do for you Margaret?” You smooth out your dress.

“I came to apologize about my actions. I should have never hit you.”

“Okay.” You nod, walking alongside her through town.

“You seem like a lovely person with a great heart. I’m sure you’ve heard about Evan.” She stops and turns to you.

“I have. I don’t mean to be rude but is there a reason you’re here?” You turn to her. “I really need to get back to the bakery.”

“Evan is packing his belongings as we speak. He won’t speak to me or even Maddie at the moment. I know his heart will be in good hands with you but I want to assure he’s financially taken care of.” Her hands shake as she searches in her purse. “Please take this.” She hands you an envelope.

“What is this?” You snatch it from her hands, peeking inside. “Are you serious? Take this back.”

“Please, I’m not trying to offend you.”

“Well, you are. I don’t need your money.” You shove the envelope back in her hands, storming off, back to the bakery.

“Hey, everything okay?” Albert perks up from the counter.

“Yup.” You pull your apron off the hook.

“Can I ask you something?” Albert follows you to the back.

“Sure?”

“Is it worth it? Like going through all this drama just to be with Buck?”

You take a moment to think before speaking. “I think Buck’s worth it. All of this has been hard but I love him. It’s crazy you know? We’re not boyfriend and girlfriend officially and we really haven’t spent much time alone but I think when you know, you know.” You laugh, the more is comes out, the crazier is sounds.

“I can tell you really love him. You’re really strong for putting up with all this mess.”

“It’s not easy but I think about the end game. I hope one day we’ll be married and maybe have kids if that’s something we decide. I guess that’s what keeps me going. Plus, he makes me feel good.” Albert’s face crinkles with disgust. “Not like that!” You laugh.

“Can I tell you something?”

“Of course.” You raise a brow.

“June kissed me.” Your mouth drops. “I heard crying as I was leaving the day of the wedding and I found her in the garden. Her parents were blaming her for not keeping Buck satisfied or whatever and I gave her a hug and we kissed.” He rambles. “She’s actually really sweet.”

“Oh my god.” You cover your mouth. “You like her!”

“I don’t know!” He laughs. “I haven’t seen her since but I’ve been thinking about her.”

“Well, what are you going to do?” You inquire.

“I don’t know. I want to see her again but I’m not sure her parents would allow it.”

“I see.” You nod. “Well, just prepare yourself for the consequences. If you really like her, go for it.”

“Right, thanks y/n. I’m going to finish cleaning up. I’ll bag up the leftovers.” Albert smiles and begins the closing duties. Once he leaves, he’ll take the leftovers to the local shelter for donations.

You head to the back and begin cleaning dishes, wiping down counters, and sweeping.

“See you in a few days, y/n.” You hear Albert’s voice as he leaves through the front. He already knows to lock up after himself so you continue sweeping at the back of the store.

“Hey,” You’re startled. “Albert let me in.”

“Buck, I’ve been worried about you all day. I missed you.” You smile softly and wipe your hands on your apron.

“I missed you more.” Buck says as he rushes up to you. He presses you fiercely against the table, lips smashing into yours but careful enough not to hurt you. You don’t question it, your hands wrapping around his neck.

“I love you.” He mumbles against your lips and he lifts you onto the table. “I love you so much.”

“I love you too.” You sigh against his lips. “Are you okay?”

“Don’t wanna talk about it.” He pulls you closer to the edge, planting himself between your legs. He bunches your dress up to your thighs.

“Buck…” you whisper.

“I need you.” His hands firmly grip your thighs, lips trailing across your jawline.

“Here?” You laugh into a moan when he sucks at your collarbone. “Shit, that feels nice.”

He laughs against your skin, “can I keep going?”

“Yes, please.” You rest your hands on the table top and lean back. Buck leans with you, pressing himself closer to you as his arms wrap around your back.

“I love this dress on you.” He whispers into your ear, sucking just below your earlobe. “You’re just so fucking pretty.”

“You drive me crazy.” You nudge his cheek with your nose. “In more ways than one.”

“Still so mean to me.” He jokes and pulls you forward, body flush against yours.

You pull Buck to you by his shirt. You lick into his mouth igniting a fiery kiss. Your tongues are fighting each other, twisting around each other sloppily. You suck on his tongue eliciting a deep moan from him.

“Shhh.” You whisper, “can’t be too loud.”

“Can’t help it. You make me feel good.” He smiles, unbuckling his belt. You help him pull his pants to his mid thighs.

Buck pushes his clothed cock against your covered folds. You feel Buck through his boxers as he ruts against you. Buck holds onto the fabric at your hips as he grinds into you.

You have to hold onto his shoulders to keep steady as he rocks back and forth. His rock hard tip hits just at the right spot each time he thrusts forward.

Your foreheads stick together as you both look down to where you’re meeting every few seconds. There’s two obvious wet patches smeared along the front of your underwear and his boxers.

“That’s so hot.” You gasp. “Keep going.”

Buck bites his lip to stop his moans. “I’m already close.”

You smile as you latch your lips to his neck. Your actions are animalistic as you suck and kiss at as much skin as you can, trying to bring him closer to his orgasm.

“Fuck, keep doing that, right there.” He moans loudly as you suck on his jaw.

You suck harder and watch as he squeezes his eyes, mouth dropping open. You feel his body stutter and twitch against you while he spurts into his boxers. You look down just in time to see the last gush of his cum seep through his boxers and dampen your underwear.

“God, that was incredible. You’re incredible.” He nips at your neck with his teeth, leaving little bites along your skin. You’re both giggling and clinging to each other, toppling back onto the table.

Buck quickly guides you to lay back against the cold material. “Can I taste you?”

You nod and flip your skirt up to your chest. Buck gently removes your underwear, apologizing for the mess he’s made. You wave him off and lift your hips for him to remove your underwear.

Buck rubs his thumb along the inside of your folds, spreading your wetness along your slit. Your body jumps when his thumb meets your clit.

Buck rubs circles as he stands between your legs, holding your right thigh with his unoccupied hand.

You’re softly moaning and whimpering beneath him. “You’ve got me all worked up, Buckley. Do something.”

“You’re so impatient.” He teases, sucking his thumb. “Just wanted to admire you for a bit.”

“Buck please…” You whine.

“Okay, baby. Just relax.” He wraps his arms around your thighs as he bends down to bury his face between your thighs.

Buck’s lips press a peck on your clit before he’s flicking his tongue over and over. He switches from small flicks on your clit to flattening his tongue and dragging it from your hole to your clit.

“Do that again.” You moan, hands holding his wrists.

Buck licks around your hole before dragging his tongue up to your clit and swirling around it.

You can hardly form words as he continues at a consistent pace. Buck replaces his tongue with his thumb, dropping his head lower. His tongue prods at your hole, the tip dipping in and out.

“You taste amazing. Should’ve did this on my birthday.” With each upward flick of his thumb, his tongue enters you. He creates a pattern with his movements.

Your fingernails dig into his forearms as your body begins to tense. He moves with you as you lift off the table, not stopping his movements.

“Buck, I’m so close.” You cry out. Buck presses you back down onto the table as he pulls his hand from your clit. You sob at the loss before his lips are sucking your clit and he pressing two fingers into you.

“Relax, baby. Let me in.” He breathes against you. You take a deep breath but it’s no use as he begins to pump his fingers slowly. “Yeah, baby. Fuck, you look like angel.”

You moan and grind against his fingers. You can feel how close you are , you just need a little more. “Buck, come kiss me.” You demand.

Buck stands, back aching as his fingers move quickly. You lean on your elbows and he ducks his head down to meet your lips.

The kiss is messy and frantic along with your gyrating hips.

“Oh fuck,” You squeal.

“Cum baby, cum for me.” He whispers, eyes focused on your scrunched up face. Just as you’re reaching your peak, your hands hold onto him for support.

“Evan!” You gasp, body spasming.

Buck’s fingers slow when he sees your breathing slow down and your body coming to a stop. He pulls his fingers out slowly, admiring them covered in your cream.

Before you can stop him, he’s sucking his fingers clean. Your mouth gapes open and you laugh. “You’re nasty.” It’s more from being flustered than honesty.

“When I said take care of my granddaughter, I didn’t mean like this.” You both jump apart, each emanating a form of a yelp.

You pull your skirt down and Buck steps back from you like he’d been burnt by a hot iron.

“Oh my god, I am so sorry.” Buck quickly buckles his pants. “Oh my god, oh my god.”

“Grandma…” you jump off the table. “We-“

“I was just coming to see if you were coming up for dinner.” She crosses her arms over her chest. “I can’t believe you both. We make food there!”

“I’m so sorry. I’m so so sorry.” Buck holds his hands out in front of him. “It’s my fault.”

“You two better sanitize that table before tomorrow’s shift and you’re sleeping on the couch tonight, Evan.” She sternly points a finger at him. “And get washed up, separately, before you come to dinner.”

“Yes ma’am.” He nods. You’ve yet to say a word as you hide behind Buck, holding onto his bicep and resting your head on his back.

“This is so humiliating.” You murmur.

“Now she’s really not going to like royalty.” He sighs, turning to face you with a nervous smile.

“Don’t forget, you’re not royalty anymore.” You wink at him, forgetting what just happened for a moment. Your cheeks burn hot with shame. “How am I going to face her?”

He kisses your forehead, “At least we will face her together and honestly I’ll take this over dealing with my parents any day.”

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next part

[flyingfish1]

Oooh, that reminds me! I don't know if you've seen this -- I feel like it didn’t get a lot of attention at the time, maybe just because the Dean/Cas/destiel/spnwin/please-fix-the-finale-please side of the fandom probably isn’t going to be gravitating towards jarpad panels so much -- but there was an interesting little piece of potential information given at jibcon12 last August:

[The video should start around the 22 minute mark]

JP: Jensen and I have talked about a great way to see some more of Sam and Dean Winchester – um – and without giving too much detail, and nothing’s been written! – but I think we’d like to see what would happen if somehow or another,* Sam and Dean ended up back on earth, somehow? Um. Yeah. (Unfortunately, these last two years since we wrapped Supernatural, neither of us has aged well, and it would be too expensive to cover up in visual effects and makeup, so we’re gonna have to do it like thirty years in the future.) [laughs]

*at the time, I saw a couple of tweets mistakenly reporting that he had talked about “another Sam and Dean” coming back to earth – as in, AU Sam and Dean, from an AU world – but they must have misheard: he’s saying the phrase “somehow or another.” He’s talking about our Sam and Dean.

So ever since then I’ve been clinging to that comment with white knuckles, lol

I mean, I don’t want to act as if it’s set in stone. as he said, nothing’s been written, so obviously things could change, or maybe they already have changed given that this was said last summer!

(although, on that note, last summer would have been, approximately, when spnwin was being plotted. And Jensen has said that he and Robbie have an idea for how they could tie future seasons of spnwin into a potential spn continuation. hm. *pins string to cork board* I’ve connected the dots)

But it lines up with other things that Jensen has said since then, like,

JA: Oooh, when we do the reboot, that’d be a good scene. When we come back from heaven. Finding the car.

So yeah -- fingers crossed.

ONE FEAR meme that they'll eventually do the spn reboot continuation but it will stick to the heaven endgame and they'll do the "original pre-covid heaven reunion ending" instead of leaning into the chuck won theory stuff/ having them bust out of heaven (bc it's not real !! that heaven is faker than fake)

like sorry misha<3 but no that original heaven ending was not good either. spnwin gave me some faith that dean is unhappy in heaven and wants to bust out (and jack is acting a little off) but like pls do not give me a future spn continuation just to keep them all dead in heaven. they CAN film the heaven reunion if they want, as a precursor to their breakout of heaven and be alive boys again plot

[specialtysacrifice]

If macden were to actually happen I'd want it to happen in a way that it's not actually happening. Like, the joke was that Mac was gay and didn't know it. That Mac and Dennis were/are in a committed open relationship without knowing it. That Dennis is very obviously ignoring some blaring signs, but doesnt know it. That's been the joke with their identites and relationship through the whole show.

Mac is gay, someone points it out, he gets weird about it, then represses the shit outta it and pretends like thats not what it is. They're in a relationship, someone points it out, they get weird for a bit, but they repress repress repress so they can still do what they're doing without having to actually deal with it. That's the joke right?

So if macden were to go cannon it'd have to be "subtle", like, to them. It would be very very obvious to literally everyone else. Thats the joke. A scheme - that was purely their own ideas, no one pushed them into it - got them sleeping in the same bed. Out of his own want, Dennis vibrated Macs ass with remote anal beads. For months. If it happens, a scheme is gonna get them to kiss and a scheme is gonna get them to fuck. And it looks like it'll be their own damn fault too.

[thethndr]

writing replies but art is here too. casey if he had ended up actually getting into racing with chick like their original plan was before their fallout. did you know that pringles were apparently invented in 1968? i did not before today. convenient.

[biggestlen]

A terribly angled image of some silly Okazaki doodles I made while I was getting up to date with TDRP...... I adore her!!!!!!

Veronika's also here on my powerbank. these freaks, they're both iconic (and also my favourites from their respective series). The larger Hanano is a sticker I have no clue where to put yet so she's instead blue tacked onto my closet for now.......

some clearer(-ish) images ↓↓↓ konkonkonkon...

Perhaps I'll make some more polished digital fanart after I'm done with all the things i need to do. so much to do and so little time...

[bluebunnysart]

I did some Papercraft today 'cuz I saw someone else's Papercraft Miku and Teto and immediately wanted my own Negidrill to have on my desk at all times.

Link for Miku template

Link for Teto template

I didn't know a Neru one existed until AFTER I left the library (printed them out there 'cuz my at-home printer sucks) so I think I'll try to make Neru sometime to complete Triple Baka.

Link for Neru template (and many others)

THIS tutorial was super helpful for making Miku but Teto didn't have one. Therefore I messed up her drills a little at first but I'm just glad that she's complete and not a disaster, hahaha. xD

This is my first time making Papercraft characters and it's fun. Unfortunately Miku and Teto's heads easily fall off so there's no way I can do stop motion animation with them or anything or move them around too much, but I enjoyed this. They're cute. ^^

Their arms being outstretched like that was a total accident and how the paper itself wanted to bend, so I took the opportunity to make them touch hands lmao. They probably can't get any closer than that without dying (their heads falling off) though LOL. Idk what else to pose them doing but they'll definitely chill on my desk full-time I think.

Btw Mesmerizer Papercraft definitely exists and I even saw "Who Knows" Teto, and someone also made SV Teto. So if I'm motivated I might print those out and build them too. ^^ (You should try it. It takes like an hour or more per character and after the first time, it's straightforward to do.)

[shalom-iamcominghome]

My thoughts on jewish politics are nuanced and convoluted in many ways, but if somebody comes at me with the idea of categorizing my thoughts as being in line with the "good jews" or the "bad jews," you've just got to assume I'm not One Of The Good Ones.

[hauntingblue]

:)

[shoutsindwarvish]

two different rabbis directly to me + multiple places online: jewish imposter syndrome is real and is (to varying degrees) almost a universal experience in one way or another

me, who has been actively practicing for over nine months and taken multiple classes while also being halachically jewish by birth: i am the exception and am an imposter in jewish spaces and should feel bad about it. no i will not elaborate on why i believe this is true of me and no one else.

[existentialvoidofexistence]

tagged by @lilolilyr

Shuffle the first 10 songs on your on-repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play

Hung By The Guts - YandereChainsawRegurgitationFactory

Servants - Zeal and Ardor

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W - My Chemical Romance

Undone - Rotersand

Feathery Wings - Aurelio Voltaire

Wolves in the Walls - Annisokay

Pale - Aesthetic Perfection

Götterdämmerung - Zeal and Ardor

Hustle Bones - Death Grips

Sacrilegium III - Zeal and Ardor

As you can see I like Zeal and Ardor a normal amount. They did show up three times though so it feels fair to mention #11 (Pink Bubblegum - Scene Queen) and #12 (Nothing's gonna be alright - Murderdolls), since it absolutely wouldn't be representative without them making an appearance in some way.

Tagging @ratabethchase @the-furies @myceyelium <3

[fierykitten2]

I wonder if we’ll ever get PNGs of the artworks for the Proto Beasts and Neo Swords from these (other than Leaves and Fire of course)

[thebookworm0001]

uhhhhhhh learned a thing that a guy on f*x news said and holy shit

[seeminglyseph]

have realised I've started figuring out story planning too late to really get NaNoWriMo done the way it's supposed to be done but I'm also trying not to kill my vibe before it's even gotten a chance to start and while I used the NaNo discount code for Scrivener for when I start actually writing, since it looks the most useful for the writing process, I've found I really like using Campfire for planning.

I am paying for some premium options right now for Campfire and it turns out it has a lot of modules for just like. almost post-it note, cork board, planning mode sort of setup that's been great for my like. absolutely scattered and incoherent focus and mindset.

also I can access it on multiple devices so that means I can play around with it on my phone or browser or app or whatever.

[picklesthenonbeanary]

running low on tagged drafts, gonna need to make some more or actually finish the ones I’ve already got started, oop-

I feel like I’m making empty promises on my Au, it exists I just have been getting distracted and also life is getting in the way a bit. I’m gonna finish my rant eventually my brain just has to actually cooperate with me on it, agh!

[astonmartinii]

doing business with family | max verstappen social media au

pairing: max verstappen x fem hadjar reader

brother and boyfriend in the same sport? nothing has ever gone wrong when doing business with family... right?

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

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yourusername: max will officially become my second favourite f1 driver this weekend

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user1: watched isack’s f2 radio highlights in preparation for this weekend … yeah they’re defo siblings

user2: i know they’re parents had a HANDFULL with them growing up

user3: lmao just ask george in abu dhabi or lando in austria, y/n knows how to make her point KNOWN

isackhadjar: omg i beat max in something!

yourusername: come on bro have some faith in yourself - you can defo beat max in singapore at least

maxverstappen1: rude?

yourusername: you know i hate singapore in solidarity babe?

isackhadjar: and that’s crazy because she loves the glitter helmets

yourusername: i really do

user4: get you a couple that measures their love by glitter helmets?

user5: y/n is so real for that though, i’d fuck seb’s glitter helmets

yourusername: right well i don’t love them quite THAT much

charles_leclerc: slides £5 across the table isack please take max out, he won’t hate you

isackhadjar: no?

landonorris: WHY NOT

isackhadjar: i want to keep my job and actually score some points

yourusername: you people done harassing my brother?

maxverstappen1: do we have a problem?

isackhadjar: they’re being mean, they’re trying to PEER PRESSURE ME

charles_leclerc: i don’t think i was peer pressuring you

charles_leclerc: it’s bribery, god get it right

maxverstappen1: i think you should watch it

yourusername: say something like that to him again frenchie and your ass is grass

user6: omg romance ❤️‍🔥

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redbullracing: red bull vs rb on pop culture trivia… max and isack were unstoppable - we might have to split them up next time

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user7: now i wonder where max and isack got their real housewives knowledge from …

user8: this has y/n hadjar written all over it

user9: if i remember rightly y/n was asked by some interviewer in the paddock who she’d like to see as a paddock guest and she said LISA RINNA?

user10: i knew i stanned the right queen

isackhadjar: not our fault that liam and yuki aren’t caught up with all the fresh news

maxverstappen1: we’re bonded cats i don’t think they have the power to separate us

redbullracing: it’s a trivia game…

maxverstappen1: THAT’S MY BABY BROTHER

redbullracing: YOU GUYS AREN’T EVEN MARRIED YET?

yourusername: looks like admin just lost their invite to the wedding…

redbullracing: yOU AREN’T ENGAGED?

yourusername: i guess you’ll never know

user11: no way they just teased their engagement in an argument over media duties?

user12: you’re shocked? this is quintessential them

user13: and they’re adding in their little rabid mini-them? i fear f1 is actually not ready

liamlawson30: so when do we get to do cars trivia? or is it all set up for them to win?

yourusername: just say you’re uncultured…

maxverstappen1: get a new personality trait bro

liamlawson30: omg why are you guys on my neck so hard?

maxverstappen1: funny

liamlawson30: this is so not fair why didn’t you guys defend me like this last season?

yourusername: that’s my flesh and blood dude

isackhadjar: duh!

maxverstappen1: i am so in love with y/n i just do what she says, do let it be known that if isack was not related to y/n he would be just another stray cat to me

isackhadjar: sure i’ll take it!

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1: we had the chance to extend our championship lead but with two optimists behind you anything can happen…

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user21: LMAO THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS AND THE LAST POST

user22: isack probably teared up in the stewards room and max crumbled

user23: i mean on his radio as soon as GP said it was isack max was immediately like ‘is he okay?’

isackhadjar: sorry max!

maxverstappen1: no worries buddy, you can pay me back with room service

isackhadjar: so our move marathon is still on?

maxverstappen1: don’t be dumb - obviously!

maxverstappen1: i need my second in command to help defend my snacks from y/n

yourusername: you guys aren’t supposed to have those snacks i’m doing you a favour !!!

isackhadjar: sureeeee

yourusername: i can call your trainers up if you want?

maxverstappen1: NO WE’RE OKAY

user24: esteban ocon is not okay seeing this tomfoolery

user25: yeah yeah yeah it’s all fun and games but that’s legit his baby brother of course he wasn’t going to cuss him out

user26: exactly! he’s been with y/n for like four years? of course he was concerned about isack’s safety than his race

landonorris: i’m not surprised, just disappointed

maxverstappen1: why?

landonorris: I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU STILL AIRED ME OUT ONLINE?

maxverstappen1: first of all y/n is my best friend

maxverstappen1: second of all isack is my baby brother

maxverstappen1: third of all you’re annoying

yourusername: heavy on number three

landonorris: i GIVE UP WITH YOU PEOPLE

user27: i love watching max and y/n making people crash out in instagram comments

user28: couples that terrorise together, stay together

georgerussell63: interesting ….

yourusername: you wanna say something

georgerussell63: suddenly not anymore

maxverstappen1: LMAO

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yourusername: bond a little bit stronger than a lil crash in a formula one race

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user29: if they don’t get married and live happily ever after i might just sue them

user30: so real

user31: they’re my parents and i can’t go up to four christmasses

redbullracing: that was millions in damage

yourusername: you gonna invoice me for it?

redbullracing: no?

yourusername: then get the fuck out of my comments this is a wholesome post

user32: why is pepe here?

pepemarti: i am just as much part of the hadjar family as max

maxverstappen1: well that’s just factually incorrect

pepemarti: nuh uh

maxverstappen1: ??? i’m marrying in? what are you doing?

pepemarti: i’m mama hadjar and y/n’s favourite so divine intervention

maxverstappen1: @yourusername please dispell this nonsense

yourusername: look at his lil face …

pepemarti: :p

isackhadjar: i’ll be clear i am not marrying pepe

pepemarti: that’s not what you told me the other day :(

user33: can someone make a chart this is all a bit confusing now

user34: i don’t think anything is helping with this chaos

maxverstappen1: i love you forever and ever, even if your brother puts me in the wall <3

yourusername: awww i love you too bubs

maxverstappen1: but i am your favourite though?

yourusername: don’t tell them but yes!

isackhadjar: these are public comments?

pepemarti: i’m legally blind now

fin.

note: a quicky i wrote during the super bowl lol - hope you enjoy xx