#idk if i should put this in the iasip tag lmao

[specialtysacrifice]

If macden were to actually happen I'd want it to happen in a way that it's not actually happening. Like, the joke was that Mac was gay and didn't know it. That Mac and Dennis were/are in a committed open relationship without knowing it. That Dennis is very obviously ignoring some blaring signs, but doesnt know it. That's been the joke with their identites and relationship through the whole show.

Mac is gay, someone points it out, he gets weird about it, then represses the shit outta it and pretends like thats not what it is. They're in a relationship, someone points it out, they get weird for a bit, but they repress repress repress so they can still do what they're doing without having to actually deal with it. That's the joke right?

So if macden were to go cannon it'd have to be "subtle", like, to them. It would be very very obvious to literally everyone else. Thats the joke. A scheme - that was purely their own ideas, no one pushed them into it - got them sleeping in the same bed. Out of his own want, Dennis vibrated Macs ass with remote anal beads. For months. If it happens, a scheme is gonna get them to kiss and a scheme is gonna get them to fuck. And it looks like it'll be their own damn fault too.

[saportapotty]

I got tagged by @raystorso to do this 92 truths thing so here we go LAST: [1] drink: hot chocolate [2] phone call: charlie [3] text message: I texted charlie about dog collars [4] song you listened to: kill caustic - afi [5] time you cried: last night lmao HAVE YOU EVER... [6] dated someone twice: unfortunately [7] been cheated on: I don't think so,, [8] kissed someone and regretted it: oh yea [9] lost someone special: yea [10] been depressed: hAH [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: oh boy LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] black [13] purple [14] blue IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU... [15] made new friends: lots :) [16] fallen out of love: I was never in it [17] laughed until you cried: more like cried until I laughed [18] found out someone was talking about you: idfk probably [19] met someone who changed you: yup [20] found out who your true friends are: definitely [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: yea [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them [23] do you have any pets: 2 pugs and a cat [24] do you want to change your name: I want to get it legally changed to spencer [25] what did you do for your last birthday: went to Seattle with my mom to see Fantastic Beasts [26] what time did you wake up: 8ish? [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: either watching orange is the new black or reading filthy lucre [28] name something you cannot wait for: seeing frank iero and panic with charlie!! [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: a few minutes ago when she cooked breakfast [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: where I live [31] what are you listening to right now: I don't like the drugs (but the drugs like me) - mm [32] have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah my friends dad [33] something that is getting on your nerves: my stomach [34] most visited website: either this hellsite or YouTube [35] elementary: fun!! [36] high school: it sucks [37] college: I'm not goin [38] hair color: rn it's green but I'm a natural dark blonde [39] long or short hair: short [40] do you have a crush on someone: hey charlie ;) [41] what do you like about yourself: uuuuh I'm really passionate abt things I guess [42] piercings: I've got my ears pierced but I wanna stretch them also get a lip & bridge piercing [43] blood type: AB- (apparently that's rare?) [44] nickname: spence. sometimes I make charlie call me spin [45] relationship status: uuh charlie answer this [46] zodiac sign: Scorp [47] pronouns: he/him/his [48] fav tv show: iasip, Wilfred, the inbetweeners [49] tattoos: none yet but I'm planning on getting lots [50] right or left handed: right FIRST... [51] surgery: never had one [52] piercing: ears [53] best friend: hannah nd I still love her [54] sport: I played quidditch once [55] vacation: Disney world [56] pair of trainers: idfk RIGHT NOW... [57] eating: bacon [58] drinking: water [59] I'm about to: finish some bio work I've been putting off [60] listening to: losing teeth - neck deep [61] waiting for: my mom to wake up so I can crank my amp [62] want: to figure out these stupid tabs :\ [63] get married: eh if I meet the right person [64] career: I want to be a bassist on the side and own a record store in Seattle WHICH IS BETTER... [65] hugs or kisses: kisses [66] lips or eyes: lips [67] shorter or taller: taller [68] older or younger: older [69] romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous [70] nice arms or nice stomach: STOMACH [71] sensitive or loud: looooooud [72] hook up or relationship: relationship [73] troublemaker or hesitant: trouble maker HAVE YOU EVER... [74] kissed a stranger? nope [75] drank hard liquor? ooooh boy [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? I lost sunglasses at hogwarts.. [77] turned someone down? yeah [78] sex on the first date? nope [79] broken someone's heart? one time I broke my toe [80] had your own heart broken? no but my toe [81] been arrested? noo [82] cried when someone died? yup [83] fallen for a friend: Charlie what's up! DO YOU BELIEVE IN... [84] yourself? nah I'm a piece of shit [85] miracles? sure why not [86] love at first sight? or should I walk by again? [87] Santa Claus? I wish [88] kiss on the first date: yes!! (hey char can I count the panic concert last year as our first date?)(cuz we kissed during g/g/b and it was magic)(and we're gonna do it again in 12 days) [89] angels? for sure! OTHER... [90] current best friends name: Mattie and charlie [91] eye colour: green [92] favorite movie: rocky horror!!!! and silence of the lambs. and grease. Idk who to tag so uuuh anyone who wants to do it :) also since charlie was the answer to half my questions I tag them @midnightkissyou123 also @faeboii @plumptrick @dirt-mccracken y'all have cool blogs so if you wanna :)