#and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

[apolleos]

Let's dance.

SOFIA FALCONE & OSWALD COBBLEPOT in THE PENGUIN S1E2: INSIDE MAN.

[aquamarineglow]

Recently watched The Bad Guys and have a terrible idea for a crossover ship:

Professor Marmalade X Dawn Bellwether

Ok hear me out:

On the outside they look like a normal, respectable couple. Bellwether is the hardworking Assistant Mayor and Marmalade is a kind philanthropist.

But behind the scenes, they're the most toxic, manipulative animals you've ever met. Both desire absolute power and both possess tools to control the minds of others for their own gain.

They would come up with the most evil plans together. Such as finding a way to take Mayor Lionheart out of the picture, allowing Bellwether to be promoted to mayor.

Then, with Bellwether's new position, they'd be the most powerful couple in the city.

But nobody would suspect them of anything, after all what can a small sheep and a cute little guinea pig possibly do?

[dutybcrne]

I have seen the hc of Dottore being Clervie Bio dad bc of the ties he and Crucabena had and I just dkjfbgfkfh

[adammyuu]

Me and who

[professor-abeloved]

thinking about evil!wan capili, queen of delusion, mattyass' equal in love, loneliness and also possibly murdering the people you love.

for someone who grew up with nothing (who has nothing, who is nothing) mattyass' promises and praises are a siren's lure. the crown of thorns and blood on their temples that drip down to their hands is all worth it to be with the man who has everything (the man who is juan's everything).

if canon!wan's arc is about learning how to love yourself and be a better person for your loved ones, then evil!wan's is the opposite. it's about an all-consuming, all-encompassing truth that has no room for doubt, for growth, for truth.

but not even matthias, in all his power, can take away wan's self-loathing. all he can give is the illusion of choice.

all wan ever wanted is love, but it's not enough. mattyass has built them palaces out of paragraphs, given them a throne on top of a hill of dead bodies. but just like matthias, wan will never forgive themself for what it took to get here.

unlike matthias, they are ambitious. things can be better, can't they?

("i can save you," canon!wan would beg. "matthias, you can be better, you can change."

"i can make you worse." evil!wan would smile. "matthias, why stop with westchester?")

because evil!wan would feel so hollow, so empty that they need to fill the void in their soul with more than just mattyass' attention, more than what he could give.

so at one point, mattyass' dear creature would turn to him with that wicked grin on their face that he's only seen in the mirror. "darling, you said i'm something the likes of which the world has never seen, right? then let them see me."

matthias may have started the show, but wan is bringing it to the main stage.

[eldriitchmurmurs]

joker 2 even better than joker and seeing every other man in the world have a mental breakdown and hate the movie because they didnt get the joke is only enhancing my enjoyment. i saw it on opening day and by god i hope to see it in theaters for months and months and months now. i would dress up to watch this movie. this is my rocky horror picture show only, NOT transmysogynistic. thats not how you spell it sorry tgirls. i hope this movie wins ten million oscars and the haters all shit their pants and kill themselves

[shivroygirls]

she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen, and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

[enha-doodles]

Heyya I love your works 💗💗 and I was wondering if u u could do Slytherin boys reacting to the reader being a muggleborn 🥹

Classic yk🕺🏻🕺🏻

SLYTHERIN GUY'S REACTION TO YOU BEING A MUGGLEBORN | ✧⁺。

Pairing : (Mattheo , Tom , Theodore , Lorenzo , Draco) x muggleborn!reader

Note : tysm bestie 🤪🤪✨ also that is such a classic request !!!

Warnings : mentions of fighting , toxicness in Tom's (I mean?)

MATTHEO RIDDLE

Yes , he's got this thing against Muggle-borns, but if it's you, he's willing to put on his big boy pants and overlook it. But don't you dare insult his girl's blood status, or else you'll witness a show even Voldemort himself would be proud of! Picture it: a bunch of Slytherin wannabes start spouting nonsense about you not being worthy of Mattheo because he's the Dark Lord's spawn, and well you're just a stupid mudblood.

That sets Mattheo off like a firecracker! He goes all Hulk mode, smashing and bashing until they're all groveling at his feet. "Stay in your fucking place, you piece of shit, or else you won't live to tell the tale of Voldemort's son representing the Dark Lord himself!" He's a total hotie in fight mode btw

TOM RIDDLE

Now, Tom's got issues. He's got this whole orphanage baggage weighing him down, but deep down, he's just a lovesick puppy because he never received any. Sure, he hates the whole blood status talk, but he loves you more than he hates it. And merlin, does he have a way of showing it! He'll dominate and control like it's his daily job, but common, it's all out of love, right? And if anyone dares to even look at you funny, bam! It's going to be a hex city, and guess whose the population ? them.

But if you try to disobey or disrespect him he won't hesitate to return to his true self , he'd grab your chin harshly and menacingly whisper, "You're just a filthy mudblood, know your place. Here, God isn't your lord. I am."

THEODORE NOTT

hmm, Theodore, the rebel with a cause. He's not like his father , nothing like him at all and he constantly wants to prove it , this is just one of those things that help him show you and others that he's different.He couldn't care less about blood status drama. Nope, if he loves you, he loves ALL of you, flaws and all.

He'd threaten everyone around that you're his girl and if anyone says anything to you or if they try to hurt you then they'd be found dead before they can say sorry . "Get this in your stupid ass head, you dick - you mess with her, you mess with me and remember I don't pull bunnies out of a hat ."

LORENZO BERKSHIRE

Lorenzo's like that curious cat who just can't resist poking his nose into everything. Muggle stuff? Fascinating! Like Theodore he wouldn't mind . He'd actually ask more about how it's there and all the technology intrigues him but he'd still be on about how magic is better . He would support you all the time and try to indulge in stuff to make you feel better .

Would threaten his friends to be mindful of their words around you because you're very dear to him and he wouldn't mind a punch to two if it means you're protected "Hey hey hey , watch it or I won't!"

DRACO MALFOY

Draco, return of the drama queen of Slytherin lmao . He'll start off all high and mighty, spouting hurtful things left, right, and center. But when reality hits and you stop talking to him , he realizes he's messed up, cue the banging at your door , sputtering out apologies and the gifts galore - rich boy lowkey buying his way out but you can't complain because he's got all your favourite stuff .

Draco would kinda joke to lighten the mood "God, I love you, but my father cannot hear about this." Classic Draco, am I right?

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TAGLIST : @sugarcandydoll @helendeath

[majachee]

he was fearless and crazier than him. he was his queen and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen

[amid-fandoms]

she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen, and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen

[br1ghtestlight]

she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen. and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen

[cuntygeorgeharrison]

 "She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen."

[keen-eye]

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

But if it was funny he would giggle, just a little bit.

[charlixcxashtray]

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

[robotspock]

she was fearless and crazier than him..she was his queen..and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen

[sydmarch]

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.