sydmarch
sydmarch
rock his shit so hard his lazy eye sees straight
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syd, adult, they/them
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sydmarch · 2 minutes ago
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sydmarch · 3 minutes ago
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I see everything like this, or I see nothing.
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sydmarch · 4 minutes ago
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🐱 Domestic Shorthair
📸 The Animal Haven
🎨 Black Classic Tortoiseshell Tabby
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sydmarch · 12 minutes ago
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When people say rape is about power and not sex it would help to specify that this means rape is facilitated by (including but not limited to) the power men have over women, the power adults have over children etc and not that it means sexual desire is never a motivator for perpetrators
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sydmarch · 17 minutes ago
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Literally what would you ever need this emoji for. When does the purple splat come in handy during online conversation.
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sydmarch · 19 minutes ago
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I feel like there’s needs to be, like, handbook for authors who post on Ao3 for effective metatext.
By metatext I mean like tagging, summary, and authors notes (especially initial authors notes at the beginning of a fic). The means by which we communicate to our readers what they’re getting into.
Because we kind of all have to learn it by osmosis and there are conventions but nobody’s really taught them at the start, so there’s inconsistencies and misunderstandings or people just not knowing things through no fault of their own.
This ends up breeding frustration and confusion and in the worst cases resentment, hurt, and aggression.
I’m severely tempted to make such a handbook and get it circulating.
I think it would do fandom a lot of good.
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sydmarch · 29 minutes ago
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This is just awful
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sydmarch · 29 minutes ago
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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.
Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.
Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.
There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.
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sydmarch · 39 minutes ago
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sydmarch · 4 hours ago
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someone has apparently been having a year-long tantrum in the notes of this post because of something that i absolutely did not say at any point in this post or anywhere else
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sydmarch · 4 hours ago
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urgently seeking more images of this nature
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sydmarch · 4 hours ago
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jackson, miss. july 2025
© tag christof
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sydmarch · 4 hours ago
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Summertime
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sydmarch · 4 hours ago
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being mutuals isn't enough we need to get high together
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sydmarch · 4 hours ago
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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
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sydmarch · 4 hours ago
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see what you get on this quiz about your risk of joining a cult. please answer honestly, not what you wish were true of you!
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