#amyways yes

[milolovesbmc]

I've decided all of the blorbos are asexual (projecting)

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

literally so evil that discord has a call button u misclick u drop ur phone ur cat steps on it etc BAM it's adrenaline city baby. bad noise bad implications bad time. i love y'all but if someone's voice comes out of my phone i'll jump out the window. the call ringing noise makes me soso scared and i have an evil hallucinating alarms/ringtones after if i hear them go off curse. no i didn't drop my phone last night and accidentally call someone and lie awake for hours bc the noise haunted me haha what are you talking about hahahaha

[phoenixharp-05]

LMAOOO S0 REALLY JUST GAVE QIN XIAN DUMB BITCH JUICE

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

I haven't talked about Kaspin/Chaspin/Chasper in a while anyone want to ask me about my headcanons 4 them 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[euclydya]

So whenever y’all play disco elysium or see content for it do y’all go “he he dat me” like when you name the main character after yourself in a video game lol

yes absolutely lmfao unless it's smth that strikes us as ooc for what our fictives would do then we're like "oh [name] would not fucking say that (funny)" or "OH [NAME] WOULD N O T FUCKING SAY THAT (DEROGATORY)" and depending on severity of the Derogatory that person gets blocked. not because we hate them or anything we just simply disagree!

this barely applies to harry bc. have you Seen the guy. he'd say or do anythingHFHEJDJFMFJFJD

[vitamin-zeeth]

I got a school concert today and I was gonna go into school at about 10am cause ik they're doing a rehearsal but idk when HOWEVER I just woke up. It's past 10 already. Whoopsieeeeee

[phoenixkaptain]

You can really tell these two are related 🤔🤔🤔

[returquoise]

I drew a picture in which I insulted the Head Orange in a language other than English. Should I use the m a g a tag on instagram? My mum says yes because she's savage and the idea amuses me too because what if I trick his actual supporters into reposting it somehow?

[awful-roffle]

"use the internet as a tool not a primary source of temporary mediocre reward juice for your brain" they said. i nod along and continue scrolling through social media

[linguisticparadox]

IT WORKS!!!!!!!

I said "what's a site with a ton of ads" and she said "ugh PINTEREST" so I said "okay go take a look there" and there was a pause and she said "...omg I can ACTUALLY SEE THIS RECIPE????" and I said "fuck yeah you can" 😏💅

It was a long and kinda complicated process (something happened with dpkg, I had to google a solution) but it WORKS 💪😤

Helping my sister set up the pi-hole and she is suitably impressed at the tiny computer >:3c

[aita-blorbos]

[oc plot]

AITA for killing my creator?

I (16, F) was a child soldier. I was created to be one. That's all I knew for the longest time. I know it doesn't really forgive things I have done, but I really thought what I was doing was righteous.

My creator fueled that idea all the time. He would tell me I'm a gift from the divine, that I'm a miracle, that he loves me. He told me I must protect that which is good and that he is good so I must protect him.

He was... Pretty obsessive in retrospect. Called me his purpose and stuff.

But amyway, one day I found out I could be replaced if I acted out enough or got too broken to fix. I wwent to ask h im if it was true. He said yes. I askked if he'd defend me ffrom getting thriwn outt like nothfibg and he st arted to say that I should just. Dforget about it. He kept avoiding thhe question until he jussst said to stoop questioning authoouritie and thatb like that I would get teerrminated for sure annd "we don't want that do we"

So I shot him I in the head and ran away.

Should I haves just bit my tongue and done nothing? Am I the bsad person here? My new dad and sibling ssay I did the right thingv but d id i

[the-plague-dog]

I have been a little menace scuttling around the Seaview hotel (The ADON fan discord server ran by TheMyzzingLink) with being the one person defending Jimmy as his defence lawyer. Look at my client dawg, I'm gonna do so bad we are both going to jail. Anyways, Here are a lot of doodles that most people have seen first in that server since I drew them mostly as poor Oliver was failing his no-hit extreme runs

Take a wild guess who my favourite is.

And theres some shitty doodles underneath of me and jimmy so grave cringe beneath the cut

Ok context on the vasectomy, it randomly struck me when I was trying to sleep one night and I had to ask someone so I asked in the server and the unified agreement is "yes that would work but realistically, I don't think that would occur to Jimmy. He's a little stupid"

Amyways IM SO NORMAL ABOUT JIMMY HALL PLEASE BELIEVE ME I TOTALLY DONT FIND HIM RELATABLE AND A COMFORT CHARACTER I AM A NORMAL MEMBER OF SOCIETY :)

[yourlocalmechanism-dr-carmilla]

can i shoot my phone :)

amyways the mechs have like, 3 healthy coping mechanisms. singing, drawing, and cuddles.

tim tried to draw bertie once just to try remember what he looks like. didn't work so went to cuddles instead.

YES YES

U forgot killing.

Jonny doesent joke about bertie abymorrhe learnt

[setacin]

Hiiiii i . put this in the replies of the flower post but im deranged about the peony ant dichotomy and ethubs . do you have any thoughts on this. i also have been thinking about climbing invasive vines like kudzu amd how loving someone makes you stronger and can destroy them. thats not necessarily related to ethubs i just needed to share (im.noramla(do not look on my blog)) AMYWAY ETHUBS FLOWER SYMBOLISM. i should write abt them for my senior thesis .

headinhands... <- guy who saw this ask & went omg!!! then went to go research kudzu and proceeded to forget about said ask for multiple days anyways. rambling below. proceed at your own risk /silly

ANYWAYS the peony and ant one is sooooo... auauauau the "your flower will outlast you" is just. they make me so insane. the best part about that is that yes a flower will outlive an ant but even when the ant is alive it may decide that the peony has fulfilled its purpose. the mutualistic relationship only survives so long as the ant decides that the flower still has pollen & is still useful to them which goes Crazy with etho's on again off again loyalty. i would argue that they were built to love AND to need its just that in the life series no one is ever enough. there is never one True protection from anything because either you get teamed up on, or the one that was going to protect you becomes a red life, etc. they are the ant and the peony but not by choice. they want, they love, they need, but the setting that theyre in just wasn't built for that to last. the ant will die, and peony runs out of pollen, and they both die in the end.

the kudzu one seems like it would fit one of the life series teams (cough cough renchanting) that had more of an overtly obsessive way of presenting their team? like. martyn strengthening ren by being his hand and feeding in to the red king storyline to the point where ren is 'destroyed' (asks martyn to take his yellow life) for the sake of that narrative & the 'kingdom' that they've built together. augh

the type of flower symbolism i usually put them in situations with is more oriented towards victorian flower language type stuff in their setting/ thats implied to have been given to one another BY each other and whatnot but i love hearing about this sort of stuff :D

[byrder]

Johnny x Ponyboy

Tags: fluffy madness, the cutes kids on the planet

notes: before the church burned down, after they got there and were so bored Ponyboy decieds to confess his love!

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Im bored out of my mind and cant stop thinking about yesterday.... I came back from supply running a little later than normal and hed panicked so much he ran to me and hugged me almost crying! I dont know what got into his head but i really worried him, hes not normally touchy like that but hes stuck closer to me since weve been in this church, I kinda love the attention... I always wanted to spend more time with him even though we spend every waking moment together amyways. I wonder if he likes me?- wait what am i even saying i dont like Johnny! but he does have pretty eyes..... oh shit i like johnny.--- i can feel myself blush as my eyes dart to look at him, hes drawing something, i wonder if hed draw me sometime.. snap out of it ponyboy! You like him i get it but theres no way he likes you. What if i ask dally, hes ment to be comin by later im sure hell know what to do.

"I already knew that kid" Ponyboy gasped

"How???? I just found out today!"

"Well you should see yourself around him, and see him around you man that boy i *smitten* for you"

my eyes sparkle "You think?!"

he chuckles "Yes ponyboy! You should tell him get yourself a man"

i blush "Well idonno about thattttt"

"Tell him when your ready, just don't wait to long"

"I will thank you Dally"

I take a deep breath and look around the church, candles line the floor in a circle lighting up the small picnic i set up, johnny is out right now but im sure hell be back soon. I bought his favorite candy and pop. hopefully he likes it...

"Ponyboy im back!" Johnny says his voice echoing the church, i see him pause when he sees me sitting in the circle of candles. I smile and pat the spot in front of me "Comere!" god im so nervous. He walks over slowly eyes never leaving mine as he sits down. "Ponyboy- what is all this"

I take a deep breath before speaking "I have a lot to say so just listen alright?" i wait for him to nod before going on trying to follow the script i set out for myself "So uh... Johnny i really love you, not as a friend" his face turns to shock and i flinch "I want to spend the rest of my life with you however long that is, i want to hold your hand and dance in the rain with you, ive loved you for as long as i can remember and it took us running away to this damn church for me to realize it and for that im sorry. You deserve the world and i know i wont be able to give it to you but i want to try. I want to be yours and i want you to be mine. I bought your favorite candy and pop" i present my gifts to him "What do you think Johnny?" i look up from my hands and see him blushing. "Can i kiss you" he wispers and i stare at him in shock "Huh"

"Can i kiss you" he repeats

i trip over myself but eventually say a coherent yes

He pulls me closer to him and cups my face gently, it feels like fireworks go off when our lips meet, like everything ive ever wanted, needed, or wished for was right here. Nothing else matters except for him. He pulls away and i lean forward subconsciously, he giggles and kisses my forehead hugging me close.

"I love you too if you couldn't tell"

i laugh "Yeah i couldn't tell"

he lays down anf i rest my head on his chest looking up at him "Can we kiss more?" i whisper shyly

he giggles again and says yes

im really going to enjoy the rest of our time here

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[macalo-veloce]

Today I want to show you my Banana Fish Merch! I was so happy they announced a rerelease for this stunning figure of Ash and Eiji <3.

The aftermarked prices where insane. I'm so in love with this figure and it's the only one with Eiji this size (give my boy some love too q.q).

I have a funny story to tell about this figure (spoiler: it is not funny). The day this figure arrived I got home late. I was so exited and unpacked the figure. As I wondered where to put it I looked out the window. There was a man starring right at me and it scared me to death. It scared me so much I dropped Ash. As wonderful as this figure is...Ash is not connected to anything he is just sitting there like the angel he is. Long story short nothing is broken (thank god!) but he has a red dot on one of his shoes because he fell on it and the color broke off. The man was btw the mail man with a package for me and he wasn't sure where he had to go to get to my door haha.

Now a funfact about this figure (this time it is funny. Trust me). Someone once mentioned how the window looks like a toilet and now i can't unsee it haha.

The last pirctures are my Banana Fish Manga, the artbook and some pictures printed on wood. I made them myself at school years ago. I plan on getting some acrylic stands too. :D

And yes I got the japanese manga bookset because I really wanted Eijis photo book haha.

Amyways this enough blabbing. Thank you if you read all that and i wish you all a nice day~