#also skittles

[ovur]

Has anyone else had this? Doesn't it taste sugar free despite sugar being the second ingredient??

[a-great-tragedy]

Based on what I know, I do not think Sirius and Regulus were even taught being gay was possible. I think Walburga/Orion refused to teach them it even exists. So I imagine them finding out like this:

Sirius: Yeah, if I was a girl I would probably date Remus to be honest. Such a shame it’s impossible for me to like him.

James: Impossible? What do you mean??

Sirius: Well you can only like people of the opposite gender.. right?

James: …No, you can like people of the same gender, that exists. It’s a thing.

Sirius: ( °ㅁ°)

Sirius: I must tell Reg

[thelegitcasper]

regulus to james

[emmyrosee]

You left him for two minutes. All of two minutes.

On the rare days off that you and Shoto get to spend together, it’s almost always spent curled together on the couch or in the bed, watching him work out for fun before making him cheat on his diet, anything that lets the day drip by slower than any other day of the week.

You left him to pee. That’s it. Placing the bowl of sour candy down, you slip out from his lap, give him a kiss before moving down the hall like any standard, subconscious person would.

Two. Minutes.

“Shoto, what’re you doing?”

“You like the strawberry flavor the best.”

By the time you come out, he’s got a pile of pink candy, separated by the other colors except for purple, which is in its own little pile. “You don’t like the grape flavor.”

You quirk a brow and walk back over to him, watching as he continues to segregate the candies, “baby, I would’ve been more than happy to just pick around them, you didn’t have to do all of this.”

“But you don’t like them,” he repeats, looking up at you with those doe eyes that you love to get lost in. “You look down every time you reach for one. I thought I might help ease the burden slightly.”

Burden. Your first world problem of not liking sour grape skittles should be the farthest thing from a burden to him.

But to shoto, it’s not one, and it’ll never be one; little acts of services like these aren’t new, small details just to make hour by hour tasks and privilegies just that much easier.

It’s something he’s always done. Something he’s always going to do. Because he loves you.

With a smile, you slink back into his lap, your head nuzzling against his stomach while the tv drones on about whatever he put on while you were gone. You kiss the warmth of his tummy to feel the muscles constrict under the affection, and you bury your hand into the bowl of candy right after.

“Don’t be cheeky.”

“Don’t know what you’re talking about,” you hum. A hand rests on your head, thumb gently rubbing over the warmth of your crown as silence fills the room once again.

Popping a skittle into your mouth, your face quickly grimaces, and he hums in acknowledgement.“Eugh,” you grumble, and he looks down at you, silently asking you what happened.

And you want to lie. Truly! It’s better for everyone if you do, just tell him you bit your tongue and let him think nothing more.

But apparently, you don’t.

“Missed a grape one,” you tease.

“….”

“Sho?”

“Spit it into my hand.”

“Sho, no-“

[managone16]

Barty: Oi Potter! I have a brilliant plan. James: By all means, Crouch, go ahead. Barty: So you know how Regulus is your boyfriend? James: I think I'm aware, yeah. Barty: So um, I have permission to kiss you. James: Er-what? Barty: I want to kiss you. James: Why? Barty: To fuck with Reg. James: You are NOT fucking Reg- Barty: Not like that! Salazar! *Grabs James' face and kisses him* Barty: YOU OWE ME 100 GALLEONS EVAN!! AND A TATTOO ON YOU WITH MY NAME!! James: *Staring at Reg dumfounded* Regulus and Evan: *Glaring daggers at James*

[st4rboyloser]

Regulus who’s afraid of people leaving like Sirius did so he pushes them away first

Barty and Evan who are stubborn as hell and would not leave him the hell alone

James who got him to lower his guard, only to let Regulus push him away after he got the dark mark

Barty and Evan being with him still and joining the death eaters too, not letting him go through it alone

[moonyslunatic]

Last year while watching PoA I had an epiphany. It was during the Shrieking Shack scene. You know the one.

I was like, oh. OH. These two old men are silly little lovey dovey boyfriends. There should be some good fanfic about them on AO3.

Now, listen.

Nothing could have prepared me for what I would find. I watched HP all my childood. I did christmas marathons for years. The dead parents were just... dead parents.

Then wolfstar decided to fucking snatch me by the throat and throw me into the Marauders Vortex, and there is simply no going back.

Black brothers angst? Everyone's gay? Lily Evans has a personality beyond her eyes (and her sacrifice)? James Potter is literally sunshine turned person? Regulus is... a person?

Delicious.

And all it took was a second glance at that slouchy hug between a shabby old man and a greasy insane prisioner, a simple let's kill him together, a quick check on tumblr, and boom! I have ascended to a higher level of existence.

I see now that this was an inevitable outcome. It may come sooner in your HP journey, or later. But it will come.

And when it does, be prepared. These crazy bitches created lore out of literal scraps and it is fucking amazing.

Yes, Joanne, we snatched these babies from your talons and made them better, gayer, and quite literally, ours.

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

artists: @/sophithil on insta, @/spookeart on here and insta, @/industrations on here, @/likeafuneral on insta, @/greenlights333 on something (I assume Insta)

[canisalbus]

I was looking for animal poses on Pinterest and found someone… awfully familiar.

Ah, I've seen this one! That's a silken windhound. Most sighthound breeds are more or less ancient, but silken is new, developed in the USA in the late 1980's, so they're far too recent to fit Vasco's and Machete's setting. They're very pretty though, and sometimes give off strong Machete energy, like this specific individual.

[curiouslymyown]

Pandora is a mermaid and Dorcas is a siren

[st-pop]

The SanUso is real 🗣🗣

Also have some character doodles 🫶‼️

[weirdnico]

wow, imagine having, like, a consistent art style, that's crazyyyyy, couldn't be me fr fr

anyway, prince!regulus who runs away from the castle and has to live with his brother, regretting his life decisions 5 minutes in (he actually likes the clothes, he just doesn't want to admit it)

(plus a little close up 'cause he looks so good, i'm so proud)

[expelliarmus]

[emmyrosee]

my friend ate this when she was pregnant with her first born, and naturally I had to put Samu here 🩷

——

“You want to eat what?”

You smile and dig your toe into the ground, swaying shyly at the reaction from your loving husband at the mere idea of your craving.

“I want ice cream in… like. Cabbage.”

His brow cocks and he licks his lips, looking at you in disbelief, and you can’t help the laughter that bubbles in your throat from the genuine judgement coming from your man.

He sighs, “I can make you any food on the planet, buy you the finest of fast food… but you want ice cream-cabbage-sandwich?”

“It sounds so good right now,” you whine. Then, your hands come up to cradle your belly, “I can’t help what Rumi wants me to eat.”

“Didn’t she want skittles in milk the other day?”

Your mouth practically salivates at the memory of the sweet treat he made you previously to satisfy your craving. But that’s not what you want right now.

Right now, you want an ice cream-cabbage-sandwich.

Osamu moves his big hands to cover his face, scrubbing softly before laughing, shaking his head, and then stalking over to you. Two large hands gently cradle the baby in your belly, thumbs lovingly stroking over the curvature of your bump. He sighs, “what ya think, Rumi girl? You want chocolate or vanilla?”

You pull a face, “vanilla. I’m not a sociopath.”

He snorts and moves to the vegetables, “right, of course, what was I thinking?”

Tagging 🥺 @reverie-starlight @wolffmaiden @thoreeo @aliensknowmyillusions @tutuwusworld @lavishcherie @sassycheesecake @cheolattes @rrairey @dira333 @unknownspecies

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Marlene and Barty hcs cause why not

(and because i think their friendship would be amazing and way too chaotic)

• they met because of Dorcas

• at first Marlene was a bit scared of Barty cause he loved to say the most unhinged shit ever and look at Marlene's horrified face

• they listen to maneskin together

• gay and lesbian besties

• they paint their nails together

• "OH MY FUCKING GOD BARTY DORCAS JUST SMILED LOOK" "Marls i'm literally next to you wtf"

• "I'm so gay bro" "same"

• "Oh my god look at Evan's hands I want him to fuck me so bad" "Kill yourself"

• "Barts looks the way they're looking at each other" "Yeah they definitely fucked"

• "you suck" "and swallow"

• they also have matching tattoos

• silver jewellery besties

• "Marls isn't that my t-shirt?" "yeah i thought it was cool so i stole it"

• they fight about quidditch (Barty loves to tease Marlene when Slytherin wins and she gets so worked up about it)

• they're unstoppable together and Dorcas regret her life decisions

• they dye each other hair

• they also do their piercings together

• Barty says something in italian and Marlene answers in polish

[zsrntyouil]

Rosekiller call each other "bro" during sex