#also he talked about his wife all the time he was such a wife guy

[beatlblog]

#i'm crying this is so funny#we love terry (via @sour-milk-sea)

#harrisong: the sun is so beautiful. has anyone ever noticed this (via @tweeterwilbury)

#men are so strange and delusional.....#just tweet im sad that i wasn't able to suck john lennon's dick and log out#it's quicker (via @mylonghairedladyy)

#there's a reason that their post-beatles work is like... imagine for john and freaking... magneto and titanium man for paul... (via @skyriderwednesday)

#arnie pipe is a normal type with an average job but his prospects never will be great#(lyrics say arnie pupe but you cannot tell me that's true. it's pipe) (via @leapinarmadillo)

#hey Ringo just makes cute songs okay (via @milesaerach)

#idk how to admit this but i really like McCartney's solo work because its exactly like this all the time forever#except sometimes there's something so good it could be in the sounstrack of tarzan out of nowhere#and then we go back to insanity (via @dubiousdisco)

#George song: messing around on a sitar#Ringo song: bad (via @baking-bisexual-bitch)

#transition from happiness is a warm gun to martha my dear (via @guttermeat)

#lennon's song ends with a declaration of wanting to kill his wife#mccartney's song ends with terry the plumber killing his wife (via @lumeninfusco)

#george song: n/a (not allowed on the album) (via @thisisdefinitelyausername)

#weed vs coke (via @barryallenisbisexual)

#but that was pre-psychedelic Beatles (via @elglin)

#john if he wrote fixing a hole#paul if he wrote working class hero (via @the-bluebird-you-need)

#(they're both saying the same thing) (via @ensign-babey)

#george: i get one song per album#ringo: ringo (via @hebrideanmoon)

#I see them both as two little guys hitting pots and pans#but in different ways (via @tenitchyfingers)

#lol welcome to 1971 (via @cirumlocutoryconlanger)

#also the difference between alex kapranos and nick mccarthy#alex = john#nick = paul#more at ten. (via @dandy-lad)

#stop I saw this as I was literally listening to the beatles and texting my sister about how insane their range was#the range in question lmaooo (via @fortressofbooks)

#and both songs are about being gay#so yeah (via @aint-that-kind-of-blog-bruv)

#WHERE'S GEORGE (via @local-vamp)

#both could be a springsteen song (via @melody1971)

written while gazing t the photos of john + elvis on his dressing room wall

#almost accurate#add *pipe clanking sounds* (via @gojisaurus)

#i thought it said 'helovespipesshelovespipes' at first and i was like#wow so true...he would change up the pronounce like that. which could mean nothing (via @igixri)

#monkberry moon delight my BELOVED#his three songs are: 1) the Pipe Man. 2) i love my wife. 3) i miss my soulmate john (via @rubyrubyrubytuesday)

The way the lyrics talk to eachother somehow is so more funny to me (via @starfayy)

#and both songs would be mclennon coded (via @flowersintheram)

#why philosophize when you can narrate (via @alienoriana)

#but it's not homoerotic he swears (via @unchaineddaisychain)

#mccartney's song has a key signature change but lennon's song has a time signature change (via @britneyshakespeare)

#theylovepipedream#音楽 (via @radio-4-is-static)

#is this a fixing a hole reference or a pipes of peace reference#only real ones know pipes of peace (via @whoscruffylooking)

#ok but they’d be in the same song A Day in the Life style#and it’d slap!!!!! (via @tesho-travels)

hate hate hate it

#and theyre both the same song (via @onlylivingboything)

#average beatles on shuffle experience (via @veryhopefulromantic)

#im choosing to understand this (via @hell-nurse)

#I can hear this#he loves pipe she loves pipe#can it be one song tho#I think it’d fuck (via @bugsinnmybrain)

#McCartney said shut up and go to therapy Johnny (via @imoldbutimstillintothat)

#need one of those tumblr musicians to make audio for this post (via @mousefluff)

#the best Beatles text posts are the ones you can hear by reading them (via @thatdogjokes)

#the realest shit#my mom always says John & Paul needed each other for balance bc paul is too whimsical & John is too angsty lol (via @theinconstantmoon)

#pauls whimsey he loves to write songs that would work in a childrens tv show (via @lostcryptids)

#a day in the life verses (via @thefoolsprocession)

and that's why i hate it

#uh oh the pipe is leaking#terry is gonna be weak (via @masterboa)

fifth beatle song: its ok to leave a dog in a hot car (hot car) its ok to leave a dog in a hot car (ooh oooh oh) (via @trashfartofficial)

#this is not accurate at all#lennon lyrics aren't like that there is nothing beatlesque about it#his lyrics are cryptic in a completely different way that's more cartoonish and sarcastic#or if he is serious its not black sabbath shit like this its more just preachy and kinda annoying#mccartney on the other hand... yeah that's about right (via @possessesnightshift)

#and the source of the leak is an issue with the pipes that terry the plumber can fix and it all comes full circle#or something. idk i’m not a beatles fan (via @driftwooddestiel)

no this is accurate

#where would prog be without those “helovespipeshelovespipeshelovespipes” changes (via @despairdoodlesreal)

#PRECISO (via @affogonellamarmellata)#its the same song#they worked on it together (via @airlocksandaviaries)

john was just a huge edgelord but paul knew how to be whimsical and fun (via @herecomesthemod)

#get you a man who can piss off all his band mates with 'faggy bullshit' (quote a la Harrison) AND write Blackbird (via @transwolvie)

#ay no puedo (via @longlivetai)

#meanwhile ringo singing about ocean life (via @penthesileas)

[lesbiansanemi]

My old hs history and government teacher came into work today????? Crazy cuz we are four hours away from my hometown. But I saw him and literally got so excited he was one of my favorite teachers and he was excited to see me too and gave me a hug and asked how I was doing that was such a nice unexpected thing and it made me really happy

[moeblob]

WOW it's way later than I planned to just be finishing art but here we go! I did manage!

[provendermalkin]

conservatives: because guns are just tools, they should always be abundantly available with few or no restrictions of any kind concerning their procurement or use. some people using guns wrongly doesn't justify amending laws or even talking about it

also conservatives: my own parents divorcing messily means all parents everywhere should be forced to remain together no matter how bad it gets or what happens to them or their children by remaining with someone violent/dangerous/addicted/abusive. since my parents used the tool of divorce wrong, nobody should ever be allowed to. divorce is simply too dangerous a tool to trust anyone with

like can you guys at least be consistent about what you believe re: tools and whether they're evil or just misused

bonus content, let's really unpack what "divorce is evil" means in practice rather than as a slogan:

"no exceptions" conservatives: I don't believe in any exceptions, there is no such thing as marital rape or abuse and even if there was it should be either tolerated or celebrated; after all, women physically belong to their husbands and MUST wordlessly, joyfully submit no matter how violent and immoral he is, to atone for the sin of being born that way. If he wants to rape or beat her to death, that's his right before God, she probably even deserved it. Men who are battered by their wives are pussy-whipped cowards who should be mocked and suicide baited. And men who are raped "probably had a great time heh heh heh". Oh, only if it's straight rape from their wife or another woman, though, if you get raped by a f*ggot you should just kill yourself. Statistically I'm christian and I think Jesus would probably be pleased with this behavior

"limited divorce" conservatives: even if I do believe in "some" divorce, I think they should have to prove it to a criminal-court standard ("beyond the shadow of a doubt") by documenting their own abuse in the middle of it and somehow hiding and then successfully smuggling away the evidence in an era where you can gps track another human being. This doesn't strike me as cruel and unreasonable at all.

"limited divorce" conservatives part 2: If I believe in marital rape-- and most conservatives who make exceptions for abuse still don't-- then I think married women and men who have been raped by their spouse should have to rush as fast as possible immediately after the act to have a cop scrape their partner's semen/fluids out/off of their bodies while they're in a vulnerable state. The officers involved are statistically likely to mock them or discard the rape test afterwards but that just discourages liars, when a real victim gets raped again they can just come back, what's a few more, let's not be hasty to break up a sacred union over one rape after all! Then, after all that, they should beg their case to a stranger who has the right to decide whether or not they're allowed to run away. If the judge is a buddy of the defendant or the plaintiff just isn't very good at talking or the judge hurts their own wife/husband and likes that kind of thing or the plaintiff is too afraid to speak up and the defendant wins the case... then oh well, that's good actually, they should just "work it out" (aka one partner is violated or harmed until they become incapable of resisting and the "problems stop" because they suffocate their own soul. jesus would also want this probably). The fact that a failed attempt to obtain a divorce against someone who IS abusive will guarantee the retaliatory torture, rape or even murder of a person is an acceptable risk to make sure the illusion of harmony is maintained.

You can have no-fault divorce, or you can have that. There is no way to require "proof" or a "good enough" reason to get away from another human being that will not leave many, many people to slip through the cracks. If you place the burden of criminal proof on the victim to obtain, compile and provide, and they are entirely responsible for saving themselves, and even then no matter what they do-- even if they bring multiple videos of their partner violently raping or beating them on camera, this happens literally every single day in courts around the world-- strangers can still say "yes, they did that to you, but that shouldn't count and you are legally required to continue suffering through this for the rest of your life" then, well, you get what we USED to have: murder and suicide. If you give someone no other avenue to escape their pain, that's all that remains.

As nicely as I possibly can: If you don't believe any of that horrifying shit then it sounds like your problem is with the way your parents, specifically, used the tool of divorce. In that case, your parents choosing to behave that way is why you ended up so hurt. Do you honestly think you would have been happier and safer if the people you are describing were forced to spend the rest of their lives together, or that "knowing divorce exists" is why they were fighting? Or do you think maybe they would have been unwell and harmful no matter where they lived or what excuse they used, and you just wish you hadn't been hurt so bad, and this is the most accessible solution you can think of to a massive, awful problem that you shouldn't have had to face alone?

i love divorce i love when people realize that they aren't a good fit for each other and get divorced about it. more people should get divorced

[nest-being]

there is not enough caffeine in the world to address how tired i am 🥴

[yoonstudios]

oh my fucking godddddd i wish i could come out to my parents

[waywardsalt]

with my phantom hourglass replay, there are two things i noticed;

a possible theme you could glean from the game is action vs inaction, and i think it's especially prevalent before you even leave mercay the first time, with oshus frequently urging link to not go after the ghost ship, then to just wait until the broken bridge is fixed, and seems reluctant at every turn while link and ciela are more than eager to go and do something about this problem, and the people of mercay in general talking about things and their problems but never seeming to act on their fears or desires, as well as the mention that due to the ghost ship, very very few people are still sailing around, while linebeck is one of the only people we see in the game actively going after the ghost ship and still sailing around. i might make a longer post just talking more about the action vs inaction in phantom hourglass but i just noticed it a bit and thought it was a bit of an interesting sort of theme you could find in the game.

linebeck moves so fucking much. i think he moves more than any npc in the rest of the game. not just in his intro cutscene where he is very animated, just in how much he moves when just standing in his little idle post, it's damn near distracting when the camera is focused on him, he moves a lot. i don't think i've really acknowledged how much he moves, and it really gives the impression that he's antsy or eager to get going, both of which fit him pretty well with how he acts.

[beef-brisket]

As Lucifer and Lilith walked into the grand meeting room, they were in awe of the place. It was massive. But, if it had to accommodate Satan, who demanded a chair that could hold his full size, it would have to be bigger than big.

Lucifer was looking around and noticed the other sins, who whispered to each other when the self appointed king and queen entered.

The two mostly ignored them, except Lilith did flash a sweet smile to Satan who bowed his head in return.

The fuck was actually happening?

Walking up to their thones, which was on the very top platform, Lucifer looked out to the crowd of bird like demons who were whispering and chatting amongst themselves.

Lucifer really didn't like this vibe. But he had a feeling this was right up Lilith's ally. And Lucifer meant that in the nicest way possible.

Standing on the edge of their platform, the royalty waited for everyone to walk in and take their seats.

Lucifer looked down at the other sins. What a strange looking bunch, but he noticed the seat next to a fox- bee... thing was empty.

Lilith: I hope we're not standing here for too much longer, I have disdain for being paraded around like a prize cow.

Lucifer wanted to scoff. He wouldn't call her a prize, but the animal was accurate.

No! No, bad, Lucifer! Treat your wife with respect! Don't be like Adam...

Lucifer: This better not take long... I have better things to do.

Lilith: Oh, I'm sure. Like hiding away in that room.

Lucifer: I'm not hiding-.

Lilith: Quiet, we're not having this discussion again... darling~.

Bitch. Complete and utter bitch- don't be like Adam. Don't be like Adam.

Lucifer: Yes, my queen~.

Satan: About time you got here, Adam. Sit down, so we can begin.

Adam: Calm your tits, babe. I was busy.

The royals watched as a tall man walked in. His dark hair flowed over his chest and down his back. And his outfit... didn't leave much to the imagination.

But, their eyes widened the closer the sin got, he looked so... familiar. Adam... surely it wasn't the same... no, it wouldn't be. If he was one of the fallen angels, then maybe Sera named one after the first man... that's it. It must be.

The royals were the first to land in Hell, that much they know for certain.

But Lucifer and Lilith couldn't take their eyes off him. He was more human looking than the other five, but he was also demonic looking.

He had a long tail that looked a lot like Lucifer's, but the tip was sharper and had more spiked along the spine. His eyes were bright pink and seemed to glow in the dim light. And his body... Lucifer almost felt a twitch in his pants just from looking at him. He was curvy in all the right places, but he still looked strong.

Satan growled as his flaming eyes followed the sin: Busy doing what, I wonder? Is it the same task you were preoccupied with that made you late for the last meeting?

As he sat down- right below the royals, he smiled at the Bee sin, who was snickering at how pissed off Satan was.

Adam shrugged, smirking at the giant sin: You know me, big guy~. I'm always... doing something~.

Mammon winked to Leviathan: Or someone.

Adam: Got that right, bitch.

Lucifer watched as everything settled down and this Adam and the sin next to him started talking.

Beelzebub: I see you went for your guy form today. Any reason~?

Adam: It's fucking hot in this ring, bitch. I ain't dealing with swamp tits. And besides, my hookup loves the masculine look... hey, who are the clowns?

Bee laughed as Adam pointed behind him.

Lilith growled: We're the king and Queen of Hell.

Adam turned around and smirked up at the woman, his eyes flicking to Lucifer before locking on Lilith's.

Adam: Oh yeah?

Lilith glared: Yes.

Adam: Says who?

Lucifer: Says me.

Adam: Huh... and what makes you so important? You look like a glorified cum eater, to me.

A few of the sins laughed, including Satan.

Lucifer: Who the fuck are you, anyway?!

Adam: Adam, sin of Lust, babe~. And you must be... let me look through the list of names I don't give two shits about...

The royals glared as Adam pulled out a notebook from the front of his outfit.

Adam: Ah! Lucifer and Lilith... hm, don't sound that impressive... and you've made yourself royalty? What a shit show this is going to be.

Bee laughed as Adam turned around, not focusing on the royals and ignoring any calls for his attention.

Lilith: Unbelievable.

Lucifer: I know, right?! Who the fuck-?!

Lilith: Not him. You. You're meant to stand up for us, and you let a sin- of lust of all things make a mockery of us! We are the royalty, not him. And you did nothing to drill that in. You're pathetic, Lucifer. Fucking pathetic.

Lucifer growled: And what would you have me do?!

Adam: Hey, shorty. Tell your side piece to quieten down, actually, you shut up to. The meetings about to start, and I want to hear everything Tan Tan has to say~.

Satan sighed: Thank you, Adam... as of now, the Meeting of the Sins has begun. Everyone, our first topic of conversation, is the introduction of the king and Queen of Hell.

Lucifer wanted to growl at how Satan's voice softened when he said "queen" but the whispering and laughing that seemed to be directed at them was a more important issue.

Goetia 1: Why are they the royalty?

Goetia 3: I haven't seen any changes around here that would show evidence of a king or a queen.

Goetia 2: They don't look special... perhaps that's because their useless!

The royals growled as everyone started laughing, including most of the sins.

Lilith elbowed him hard in the shoulder: Do. Something. NOW.

The Sin of Lust

@beef-brisket

Adam knew deep down. He had his suspicions on what his wife was doing. Now he knew.

For the evidence was staring him right in the face a few yards away. There under the shade of the tree that held the forbidden fruit were Eve, Lucifer, and Lilith committing the act of carnal knowledge.

The past week Eve had been a bit distant. Always making excuses as to where she was and what she was doing. Deep down he had a feeling of who she was seeing.

She acted the same way Lilith had before she left.

Now Adam stared with dull eyes as Lucifer had his face and mouth on Eve’s vagina with the second woman moaning in pleasure. Lilith stood by and watched her lover take Eve as she bit her lips.

Her face held an expression he could not pronounce but knew what it was deep down. For a split second her amethyst gaze met his and she smirked. She had won.

She took his first time.

She took his angel.

and now she took Eve.

She had completely broken the first man.

In her mind that meant she won. But Adam wouldn’t give her the satisfaction of rubbing it in. Turning on his heels he left the women and Angel to their devices.

He was done. He was not going to stick around and be stuck in a marriage with someone who obviously doesn’t love him. He wasn’t going to let the angels make another wife only for her to fall for the charms of that snake.

In fact he wasn’t going to be fulfilling his duties as the future father of humanity. Or as the first man. Someone else can have it.

He wouldn’t live in a place where everywhere he turned he was reminded of betrayal. Even the spots that once held sweet memories soured.

Soon he had made it to his destination. After making sure the angels guarding the gates weren’t looking he crept towards the doors of Eden. Turning back one last time he said only one thing.

Adam: Goodbye.

With all his might he pushed the doors open and stepped out into the world before him. Unaware of the consequences that this act of defiance would have on his soul.

[yenpondering]

Entitled customers are funny, imagine kicking up such a fuss with our managers that 2 mall security guards had to be called to come mediate all because you and your wife not only can't read but also can't see that our menu literally serves soft poached egg, not a boiled egg, in our Japanese rice bowls

Anyway read the menu properly y'all and ask questions if you're unsure, don't be a dick to hospitality workers especially over dumb shit

[six-improbable-things]

My uni's theatre department accidentally coined a new motto today:

Don't be a dick. Show up and do your job.

[beeholyshit]

SORRY I WASNT VERY CREATIVE WITH THIS ONE </3

YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE MIWOOOOOOOO. I don't blame you for not recognizing the last ones bc I've barely said anything about them, LIKE THE COWBOY BEBOP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A NAME YET AND I'VE NEVER POSTED ABOUT HER

I LOVE HOW YOU CATEGORIZED RUDY AND VALENTINE JSJAHSHA THAT'S SO CUUUUTE

I saw Vermelho on the first one and for a second I was like "wait wh- OH RIGHT" KDJSJSJSHWJAJW

[termagax]

anyways. i feel like ive said this before but i think that wouldve been a bigger concern of his when he was younger and was trying to think abt how he was gonna like. live in the world. well and then the world exploded and he decided he could do whatever he wants forever and started larping as his fursona and i think hes chill about it now. like i think hes okay.

[blujayonthewing]

'wow I never would have guessed that melliwyk gets so strongly and instantly attracted to people for being clearly and overtly passionate about something, how funny' I say, as if her response to the warforged cleric with the life's mission of discovering lost and forgotten gods wasn't 'I've only had caretaker for five minutes but if anything happens to him I'm killing everyone in this room and myself'

[july-19th-club]

i love when characters suck and are bad people like the thing about murphy is that i liked him before he was the incredible wife guy (which is also pretty great, dont get me wrong) but like. i thought he was cool when he was a horrible jackass that everyone hated . like he was interesting before he got morals; he was interesting as a guy who gets lynched in a frontier justice display of retaliation for a murder because he just seems like the kind of dude who would murder someone. and he is! just not that dead guy, specifically. whereas the actual killer is a twelve-year-old girl who the whole crew spends the episode trying to proctect from any kind of punishment, while murph runs around trying and failing to get anyone to admit out loud that the only reason there's a difference between punishing him and punishing her is because he has a bad personality . and also the murders but at that point in the show he hadn't killed anyone, he just seemed like he would

[bangcakes]

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[moeblob]

OK I swear the reason I'm showing you this will have context in a couple days! But also, the fact B&N has a section dedicated to "well he may be a ten buuuuut" and included my current crime of "he's blonde" is like. Dang. Called out.

Didn't help I saw this with a guy and I said "oh no, my blonde enjoyer crimes called out!" and he said "better than redheads" and I'm like. "Sir, I have to inform you of my previous crime." and he was not pleased as he said "Fish... why....."