#annoyed with him. and even more so bc i kept making friends with ppl and they KNEW HIM??? and i was like WHO IS THIS????

[bangcakes]

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[itsjaywalkers]

babe i miss ur rants like crazy so if u have any rant that needs to be indulged this is me indulging u <3333

this actually made me so soft.. i didn't know there was someone who enjoyed my rants so much.. i always feel kinda annoying.. i'm giving u the biggest forehead kiss in the world nonnie YOU'RE THE BEST

this being said . well

lately i've been thinking a lot about this band au i don't know if i'll ever write or if it'll just stay in my head, bc when i first started reading fanfiction i was OBSESSED with band aus and even tho i'm not that into them anymore . they make me feel very nostalgic and happy so i was like u know what . i should come up with my own. AND THAT'S WHAT I DID!!

anyways it's a dual pov, james and lily's!! they used to date, and since james is the lead singer in a very popular band, they were the it couple back then, everyone was fucking obsessed with them, said they were Perfect, peak romance, they wanted what they had etc etc. lily even sang with him sometimes when the band went on tour, bc she has a beautiful voice and all the fans kept pushing for her to join the band and sing all the ballads with james etc

but then . all of a sudden . she disappeared . not literally, you know, she just fucking ran away, without telling a single soul. she didn't even leave a letter to james, or maybe remus, who was one of her best friends. james was devastated, the band was devastated, the whole world was devastated. they went on hiatus for a lil before coming back with a very different vibe and since then . well . no one talks about lily evans . reporters try to bring her up every now and again bc they're nosy fuckers but james goes all stiff and his replies become stilted (even if still perfectly professional)

flashforward to . when the story actually starts . a new band has just debuted and it's rising to fame concernigly quick and james remus sirius and peter are going Crazy bc they feel a bit threatened and also oh would u look at that?? if it isn't sirius' estranged brother in the flesh!! playing the drums for this stupid band who's trying to compete with them!!

and if that wasn't enough !! lily finally returns to their lives............... she's also making a debut but as a soloist.............. and she's very Different from the lily they remember................... her songs are loud and aggressive and filled with resentment and very obviously about james and their relationship and james' friends. she's mean and bold and witty and everyone is Wondering if there was more to her disappearance than what they thought

it'll be jegulus and bartylily <3 and one of the reasons why idk if i'll ever write it it's bc one of the reasons why lily left is that she got pregnant and she didn't want it so she aborted and . we all know how this fandom gets about lily and motherhood lmao

anyways one of the scenes that's been plaguing my mind is this one that happens after lily and barty have started sleeping together and spending more and more time in each other's presence!! they're in barty's flat and barty wakes up at some point in the middle of the night just to discover he's alone in bed. so he wakes up and finds lily sitting at the kitchen table, notebook open, pen in hand and humming under her breath. he hugs her from behind and sees she's writing something new and they talk a lil, bicker some and tease even more, and then barty tells her she should write a song about him and stop dissing that stupid ex bf of hers bc it's getting old. lily laughs and asks him if he wants a cheesy love song and barty cackles and shakes his head and says that he'd rather have one of her dissing songs, bc they're fun and likes it when she gets all mean. besides, the press wouldn't believe her if she wrote something nice or sweet about him bc barty is always getting into scandal after scandal

lily does end up writing a song about barty, dissing him (affectionately except ppl don't know that) and when she first performs it live, she does so while just wearing one of barty's shirts and barty laughs the whole time while sporting the biggest heart eyes known to mankind

[pinkbrries]

IZABELLA RELATIONSHIPS: 98 LINERS EDITION

izabella masterlist

hongjoong — hongbella ♡

[izabella suddenly appearing at hj’s studio at 3 a.m]: OKAY BUT LISTEN UP! do you think fishes can see the air since we can see water? / hj: … have you been sleeping your eight hours?

he was so excited to meet her when the staff told him that she joined the company

joong really admired iza since he knew how hard working she was, even going to crazy survival shows with older and way more experienced ppl than her, that would judge and talk shit abt her because she wanted to be an idol

but oof their meeting was kinda… awkward

and the beginnings of their relationship? yeah. let’s not talk abt that❤️

the way hj just kept calling izabella “sunbaenim” and she was like !! i haven’t debuted tf you’re talking abt lol

she even was like ? we’re the same age too !! you can just be casual with me (spoiler: it took him one good month to be completely casual w her)

the first friend she made on kq, even before she even got added into the ateez final line-up<3

izabella is always like !! hongjoong-ah and i have been friends for seven years now!! and hj is always like 🙄❤️ yes yes, everyone knows it, you always mention that

he finds it so cute tho

the fact that iza is the maknae of the 98’ line so he always tries to (subtly) take care of her

pls the adoring eyes hj not so subtly gives towards her way

he knows she’s strong and that she always tries to gulp down all of her feelings and pretend to be tough since she’s one of the oldest members

but hj always has /this/ way of making her open up to him, and they’re each other’s biggest confidents

same thing with izabella, she knows how hj is always trying to help everyone and even not taking care of himself because he sometimes forgets to do it, so she always nags at him and takes care of him

sending him messages like “joong, did u eat already?” “are you drinking water?” “did u catch some sleep?”

if he says no, you can see her appearing inside his studio like 🧍‍♀️with shopping bags from the seven eleven lol, and she even sits to eat w him because she has to make sure he’s really eating and not fooling her

iza🤝joong: besties that live inside their studios 24/7

but shoutout to hongbella because we have a lot of bangers thanks to them!!!

they’re each other’s #1 fan,,, but also,,, they’re each other’s #1 hater KXLAJZK

not like they hate each other at all (they sometimes say to each other ‘i hate you’ but jokingly lol) but they’re always at each other’s throats

izabella would always start the teasing and the play fighting, but lately? hj is the one that always goes and annoys her just to see how mad she can get JXKSKS

theyre sometimes really clingy w each otherrrr, even hj going pouty if izabella doesn’t pay attention to him lol

izabella is hj’s best costumer when it comes to reforming stuff

izabella has a new plain jacket? she suddenly appears at joong’s studio and just leaves it to him without saying a word (along w some food and an iced coffee); izabella bought a new airpod’s case? she leaves it in hongjoong’s bag with a note attached on it so he gets the hint; she has some new pair of converse? she goes and leaves them at his room, just beside his bed.

at first, he’d be like ??? but after the time passed, he just finds it so normal and endearing from her

for her 20th bday, he gave her a customized bag and she got so excited and touched that she cried, fr

they have the deepest conversations when they’re together on the studio, recording a demo or when they go out to spend some time together

all the members go to them when they need to talk stuff out bc who needs therapy when you have hongbella giving you advice and hearing your deep talk without judging you?

hongbella are always spreading awareness over social media and supporting social causes. we love woke besties<3

they’re always pretty chill, but everyone gets scared when they fight because it gets hardcore

they fight FIGHT, the only one that can stop them and make them make up is: seonghwa

they love each other a lot tho,,,,, not like they would voice it out at all

hj is literally one of the main pillars in her life. she doesn’t know what would be of her if she didn’t have him in her life

1/3 of the “best friends club” (aka matz ZKSKSK)

contact name on her phone: cooljoong🕶

seonghwa — hwabella / 2park ♡

[the 99 liners screaming and being chaotic] izabella: i have an idea to make them shut up / seonghwa: does it involve murder? / izabella: *sighing* … i suddenly forgot my idea

oh man,,,, the first time they saw each other it was by accident,,,, and this dude really developed a crush just because the eye contact they made for like 0.5 secs LMAOO

seonghwa knew about izabella because trainees would be like :00 famous underground rapper cherry got signed here recently!! and he was like,,, sounds like a lie

,,, well, it wasn’t a lie seonghwa

hj formally introduced each other after that, the boy lowkey excited to make his only 98 liners’ friends meet each other

hj only knew abt the crush after the introduction lol, and he would always tease tf out of hwa😞 #flyhighseonghwa KXLSKS

but after two months of interactions, he forgot abt his crush because he realized it was only that: a teenage crush

instead, he realized that he and izabella had amazing chemistry, and they really enjoyed spending time together

the second longest friendship she has in the group after hj (to which hj is always like 🙄 sure thing, but i’m the longest friendship she has so stay pressed JDLSK)

she loves loves seonghwa, fr. she would D word for seonghwa and she would fight anyone that dares to make him feel bad or say bad stuff about him

seonghwa is always on the calmer side, so he’s always like “iza, don’t” but she’s like 😠 but did you hear what they SAID?????!! hold my bag, i’ll punch them–

she’s the president of the #protectHwaclub 🫶 always there for him

but is that going to stop her from joining the teasing that her members put hwa through? no❤️

probably the member that keeps her at bay when she’s wilding. hongjoong might be her leader but seonghwa is the one that goes “izabella. 😐” at her and u see her go 🤐

hongjoong: why u never listen to me but u listen to seonghwa ??? / izabella: because he is park seonghwa / hongjoong: … and¿ / izabella: i don’t plan to discuss it

izabella loves hugging him and being around seonghwa

u know how hwa sometimes goes🙄🙄 whenever woo is behaving like this. WELL, his favoritism it’s definitely showing with iza

TALKING ABT THAT !!! she’s so spoiled by him?? if she’s like !! let’s go out eat!! he PAYS for it. if she sees smth that she likes!! he BUYS it for her. and if seonghwa sees something that reminds him of her?? bet he’s going to gift her that

oh to be izabella

the park besties<3 looking all expensive and model like but being all giggly and polite everywhere they go can’t u tell i love hwabella

also their fashion taste?? IMMACULATE🤌 they always look like they’re straight out of a kdrama?? and they sometimes match their fits

girl group enthusiasts!! know every single dance. kings of random play dance me thinks

probably the only member she had never screamed at or had a /big/ fight with. they always talk stuff in a very calm way??? they listen to the other’s point of view and make it work out

she’s always praising him for everything he does. she goes like THATS MY BEST FRIEND!!! even when he’s just there breathing deserved<3

iza: park seonghwa you’re the most handsome man ever! / wooyoung looking at the side like: 🧍‍♂️noona what about me / iza: this ain’t about u😐

taught her how to cook some recipes but he still cooks it for her

the extroverts of the matz club, meaning that they make other ‘98 liner friends and hj goes 😐😐 why didn’t i know about this???

she calls seonghwa “wife” SJZLSKZ HELLO??? but she has to share her wife with hj tho:/ you can’t have all the nice stuff izabella

theyre just a really wholesome duo😞 pls i want what they have

1/3 of the “best friends club” (aka matz)

contact name on her phone: seonghwife💘

[nikadd]

honestly bc i've been online for like i wanna say 17 years now and know how to avoid thing i dont wanna see, i've purposefully been avoiding any and all bucktommy spaces on here since abt 7x05's release.

all of it became super annoying to me, esp when ppl started like actively following lfjr and paying for his cameos. (any and all overfamiliarity w actors/writers is always a red flag to me, which is why i kinda pulled out of ofmd fandom even before s2 aired really, and why spn conventions never matter to me, esp while the show was still on.) ppl were blowing the whole bucktommy relationship out of proportion when it was clearly always going to be just a temporary thing from the beginning, and i felt like i was just gonna be unnecessarily mean to ppl for pointing things out, when everybody was so fucking kumbaya "let people enjoy things" and "let ppl enjoy their ships" shebang. but things were going bad! so i pulled out.

ppl were sending hate to those who didnt like tommy and calling them homophobic and that we only dont like him bc he's "in the way" - when in reality it's bc we didnt like that the show brought back a vocally bigoted and annoying character from the past and gave him a cosmetic facelift for his personality w/out any real reckoning/attention paid to what happened back then. ALSO lfjr himself has quite a few skeletons in the closet w his weird ass instagram AND just genuinely abysmal actor/audience relationship ethics w the whole cameo thing.

furthermore, even without showing what tommy was like before (which i'm sure would have been a red flag for buck if they fucking addressed it, but they were cowards abt it - and gerard too but that's another convo,) there were so many moments that pointed towards how buck and tommy didn't fit well together (i could make a list here but i dont want to come off as more condescending than i already think i am coming off), and yet i kept seeing ppl overemphasize the parts that were good or find excuses for why the negative was actually a positive - in a v derisive way, btw. "well, in real life this would be good." "well, REAL gay ppl are like that." "well, [another character] would have said that too." all those kinds of things. and also we were somehow wrong to complain or point those things out bc again "it's abt ships" "yall are homophobic" "yall only care abt eddie"

(like i'll admit that some buddies were also reacting to things like they've never seen a temporary ship in the wild before and some were overreacting abt certain things that tommy said, but it was nowhere close. the whole fandom is fascinating to me ngl.)

AND ppl were calling buddies homophobic for merely headcanoning eddie as gay (when literally right before buck and tommy kissed buck's bisexuality was also a headcanon) just bc they felt like it was "fetishizing" to ship two friends as if male friendship is under attack (which is such a weird thing to believe in when there's no real evidence for it) all bc they felt threatened that if eddie was also gay then it there wouldn't be a reason to not somehow have buck and eddie get together. like i dont see this as anything else than defensiveness masked under desire for proper representation. SO MANY of bucktommy fans were just the same ppl who hop from one white m/m ship to another. there were so many BUDDIES that hopped over bc i guess it was just abt seeing two men kiss for them.

anyways. the vibes have been horrendous this entire summer hiatus and the past few weeks too. i am sure they would have sped up the breakup if s7 had their regular 18 instead of 10, so i almost wish they had done so so i didn't have to witness ppl create a whole world of fanfiction and develop a whole host of headcanons and hope for a future for a ship that was never going to last.

and like i guess i am genuinely sorry for everybody who feels like they were led on but i dont have sympathy for lfjr and for ppl who were trying to BNF themselves within the fandom by gaslighting ppl who just wanted to enjoy a ship. ppl have been walking around with their holier than thou attitudes abt having a canon ship and saying that buddies are just jealous and delusional but even if we were, then what is it worth? peace and love on planet earth but yall are not serious people. if you wanna stop watching the show, feel free to do so, but dont act like 1) the breakup wasnt coming and 2) it was personal.

[elysianymph]

🔥

i’ll always support ppl being haters xx

thank you fae for enabling me to hate <333

companion post to my sirius one bc i can't stand new remus either. sorry but remus isn't a cool, effortlessly smart, basketball player casanova fuckboy who beats people up and sells drugs in the hogwarts bathrooms and is friends with REGULUS BLACK, EVAN ROSIER AND BARTY CROUCH??? if you actually think he is... well i can tell you've got bigger issues to deal with, get well soon 🫶🏻 delusions are tough

remus is a loser. no other way about it. people only knew of him bc of the marauders. no one paid him much attention outside of his core friends bc he was a nobody. he was literally trying to get by hogwarts without being noticed bc HE WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE!! what part of "dumbledore felt bad so he let him attend hogwarts anyway" makes you think remus would have the guts to go around selling drugs and weed in his school??? or getting into fights??? fucking in bathrooms with random people??? i mean yeah pulling pranks with his friends was a nuisance too but as far as he (and peter) go harmless pranks was all it was. sirius and james (the entitled assholes) were the ones hexing students left and right for no reason other than "they annoyed me".

remus spent most of his days studying in hopes to catch up to his friends who somehow still got better grades without even trying. he became a prefect but despite that he couldn't hold his friends back from playing pranks and joined them instead (he could've just told mcgonagall bc at that point it was his literal duty to keep them out of trouble but he didn't. why? bc he's a people pleaser and deathly afraid of his friends leaving him behind if he goes against them one too many times). he helped the first years around the castle and made sure they didn't get lost. he had an embarrassing crush on sirius and blushed every time sirius did so much as put a hand around his shoulder. poor peter had to listen to him complaining about his big grey eyes and pretty hair and soft skin and kissable lips ("moony, one more word about sirius and i'm gonna throw you off the astronomy tower"). he cried over the smallest inconvenience and kept stuffed animals on his bed (made by his mum). he spilled ink on himself when he did his homework and by the time he was done with it he had ink marks all over his face from rubbing at his eyes with stained fingers. he couldn't wink (sirius tried to teach him but he kept blinking and sirius laughed at him and it was too embarrassing he refused to do it ever again). he was always pouting :((

also i'm tired of the lupins being bad parents!! lyall and hope struggled with a lot but they were amazing parents and they loved their boy more than anything. hope was remus' best friend before hogwarts and lyall was deathly protective over him. he received at least two letters a week from them always asking about how he was doing in school, how he was feeling. hope would usually send one of his favorite homemade treats along with the letter too

[star-sim]

oh wise vanya please help me apparently my year of dignity and male-lessness decided to spice things up and now i’m in a Dilemma!

a bit (a lot) of context: so around two and a half years ago there was this guy who liked me and then confessed to me, at the time i liked him a little too but i think it was mainly because i liked the idea of liking someone and someone liking me?? if that makes sense.

so he confessed to me one day and i was like “oh i like you too lol” because i literally did Not know what to do in that situation and then it was lowkey awk because we mutually avoided each other at school 💀 we were really young tho BUT THEN like a month and a half later he was said he didn’t like me anymore (HE SENT THAT OVER TEXT LMFAO…) and i responded with “okay” (i realized that i didn’t really like him at that point too so i was kind of relieved tbh) it wasn’t even a relationship because bffr we didn’t even hold hands so why was bro being all like “let’s break up 😐” like… were we ever even together be honest

it was VERY awkward after that like lmao we wouldn’t even make eye contact but then a few months later we became close friends because we were friends before (idek how atp); then he moved away during the summer because he was going to some boarding school & we still kept in contact up until last summer

he got a girlfriend in may of last year?? and ever since then i’d been VERY distant like i didn’t talk to him at ALL because i have to uphold the girl code… apparently he told his girlfriend about me though and i’ve heard from a mutual friend that she doesn’t like me that much and disliked me even more after she found out that he had a saved folder of me in his photos (that’s on him tho bc wtf 💀 that’s kind of a Red Flag of him)

anyways back to today… i opened my snapchat after 8263872 days of being dormant and apparently he texted me for the first time since JUNE three weeks ago and i unknowingly left him on sent 💀💀

now i could either: a) open his message because honestly i am morbidly curious or b) leave his message to marinate forever and leave him on sent indefinitely

which would be more girlboss because i am done w men irl 😐 send help pls

ASH!!!!

liking someone purely bc you like the idea of liking someone and them liking you back is SO REAL

UGHH he is so middle school boy love.... the "let's break up" over text when the most ygs did was probably look at each other.... pukes

youre such a girl's girl, youre SO realness for not talking to him for the sake of girl code... ugh im sorry controversial opinion it irks me when ppl are angry at their s/o's ex... like u didnt even do anything to her, is it a crime to exist. if anything, she should be mad at HIM??? like who is the one keeping pictures of their ex? not you, so why are you literally the subject of her anger. ever since new years i've been trying to tone down my d1 hater tendencies but ouuuu that makes me to annoyed on your behalf like LEAVE HER ALONE 😡

i say... open the message. see what this bitchass has to say. i'm also kinda curious too. whether or not you respond is up to you, but if youre worried about girl code, i don't see an issue? he's the one doing shady stuff, your entire existence is not tied to him and your actions are independent of him, if that's hard for him or his gf to see then they clearly aren't mature does it kill them to use critical thinking

but if you DO leave him on sent... it would be pretty funny

everyone ditch his ass he deserves no one!!!!!

[cogbreath]

thank u for ur reply!! i always love ur insight :) n ive read the article before LMAO now that was a classic example of his pretty privilege working cus if he didn’t look the way he did, his behaviour would’ve raised eyebrows. but no…he was viewed as a quirky silly guy by his roommate LOLZ. makes me wonder if mohammed atta would be viewed the same way if he were white passing.

anon you fascinate me im very very intrigued by the fact u already know so much abt this... keep sending asks its soo rare that i actually do get to talk to someone who already knows this much abt this. Anyhow I would reason to bet he might have been viewed more sympathetically if that were the case, however, in any case he was arguably more reserved and stoic by comparison so i think even if he was, people would be maybe a bit more suspicous with him, especially cuz fitting in seemed to come more naturally to jarrah for various reasons... atta never seemed to want to fit in more than he needed to in order to stay under the radar. I know that atta and jarrah did also butt heads abt this to some degree, i know that atta was suspicious that jarrah might even give up on the whole thing cuz of how he kept backsliding. I also think a lot of writers can "see themselves" in jarrah while they really cant with atta, he's an unfamiliar personality imo, specifically bc most writers in the anglosphere come from a secular culturally christian perspective. I think they r sympathetic to him because they start to realise that this sort of stuff really is something that "just anyone" could find themselves getting roped into thru means of being radicalised. Meanwhile I think they view atta as someone who already was quite "radical" at least in their eyes. of course, this is just my experience, but I've had many of my muslim accquantinces comment on how its actually quite a shame that atta took the path he did, because they feel he was otherwise quite promising, and might have made a good scholar or something along those lines. So thats the other side of things if you will. I think I can agree with that perspective myself. Of course its important to not get too engulfed in that mindset, because you can't forget they made the choices they did.

But yeah, there are many things about atta that Ive read about that i find to have been equally quirky and silly of behaviors, but i find myself annoyed how writers (even terry mcdermott does it in his book, perfect soldiers. which is a bit disappointing bc hes a writer who i otherwise rlly enjoy the perspective of on this) dont seem to think that way and paint it to be something as flaws or show of bad character when really, personality and behavior quirks have little to do with his actions. Yknow what i mean of course. Demonizing behaviors that have nothing explicitly to do with being a terrorist. You are really fun anon, its fun for me to get to discuss this stuff, the psychology/characteristics/behavior of those involved with the hamburg cell. its fun when i get to discuss it with more than just my super close friends. sometimes i get nervous ppl might think im trying to be a sympathizer/idolizer but i think i make it more than clear its not the case though xP. its undeniable that its a pretty understudied and underdiscussed facet of 9/11. U see it for other crimes and criminals but not really ever on this side of the fence. I feel its a case of dehumanization borne from islamophobia. Easier to get ppl to feel hate when you paint the perpetrators as faceless monsters. If u ever wanna dm me off anon u are super free to. Also, if you have anything to share that is interesting like a video or article or anything like that, feel free to send it! even if i have seen it or read it before, i would be eager to discuss my thoughts and feelings on it.

[drinking-straight-milk]

my friends name and rate hockey ppl, PART 2

okay, so the last one was….. interesting. i realized i’ll probably only be able to do like two per part bc of the picture limit but we’ll just go with it ok, i’m sorry it’s annoying. to find them on my blog i added the tags “naming” and “rating” so if you look those up you can find all parts. now ONWARD

3. jack hughes

they surprisingly really didn’t go for him like i thought they would, but i get it, i’m kind of embarrassed i find him attractive too

pics i showed:

they got the ick so fast they made me move on after like two 😭😭😭 one kept saying “could you show me like, a good picture of him tho” and i was showing her ones i thought were good!! i showed them a couple more but they just weren’t having it with him even though they admitted he’s conventionally attractive. one said that quinn was hotter tho (i told them they were siblings) so i think someone should tell him

reactions:

the cut off one says oliver for the name btw, which is weird bc someone else named quinn oliver 🤷‍♀️

4. trevor zegras

pics i showed:

the reactions (they audibly gasped at the veins one 😭 also sorry for having to use text again, tumblrs a bitch and so am i ):

“Veiny- 8.2

- swifty

- ARMS

- he looks like her gives good hugs… (i left the typo in lol)

- i want a hug…

- please 🥺 (dw, i hugged her after this)

- NOT THE MUSTACHE (this is where things went south lmao)

- GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME

- COOTIES HOLY FUCK GLPKLOY

- 8.1”

“Baxter (??? 😭😭😭 THATS A DOGS NAME, PLEASE BILLIE), 8.5/10, missionary while staring into his soul (ok fine i’ll give him that one)”

“johnathon

8/10

I think this one’s z”

anyways, i think that’ll do it for part 2, i’m so sorry again for having to make these short 😭it looks so bad but it’s kinda funny bc this is the most effort i’ve put into any post ever

[the-acid-pear]

Dream diary update. First part of my dream i just remember standing next to a friend I haven't seen nor spoken to in forever but without looking at each other or saying a word we started poking the other in tickle sensitive zones just to annoy the other. After that I woke up and when I fell asleep again I had this dream where o was in my house. I remember a few things: crying over my grandma, something being wrong with my dad's bedroom so he didn't want to sleep there, a politician stood outside my house doing a speech but as time passed people got more and more fed up w him and started laughing and leaving, I was in a building the block across from my house, parallel, and I was making alfajores de Maizena in this building where there didn't seem to be a door. I told my dad we'd actually sell some if we had one and someone proposed using a picture of little snakes carrying knives in their mouths as publicity for the ppl leaving that political speech (btw it might've been Massa...) but my dad was like nah I don't want them to target us. Then as we stood there (and as I realized I was sitting across my house, not inside it) my dad and I looked at a small tree and I nudged my head and I was like "look who's there" and he turned and we both saw Domingo nonchalantly standing there. And it was interesting bc irl we'd probably run at him at full speed and pick him up and pet him all around and spin him and shit but here my dad slowly came closer and got his hand close to pat his head, not even forcing him off the tree.

And I'll mention it now: while this whole second scene happened I kept having visions about this anime w vibrant but soft colors set in a school or something where I didn't recognize anyone but it was slowly developing into an orgy that was gonna happen in my shop but no one was there so I guess I was licherally hallucinating or something?

And then there was my final dream where there was Jade again and this time John was gonna show her a comic where she was trans. Comic wasn't shown but she seemed to like it? And then 2 people stepped up and they were gonna play a transphobic scene?? And I don't remember if Jade was the trans one or if Kanaya was the trans one and Jade the transphobic but either way John Transphobia before doing the scene said "I'm gonna make my best Willem Dafoe impression!" and then started talking like a grumpy gangster like "Agh I hate trans people 👿" and then someone taller than them was playing his goon and was like stomping behind like "me too boss me too! 😡" and then they walked into a bar and the boss asked the bartender for "two fags... and one dyke" and that was so incredible of a request I woke up.

[jenoutof10]

today's tmi 🐔 (a rant)

so for context there's this incredibly annoying guy who sits infront of me in class, he's known as the troublemaker in school and alr has a strike lol. he comes from a p well off family and is rlly privileged but he's a jerk like an ABSOLUTE DICKHEAD and he annoys ppl for shits and giggles.

ive grown 16858 white hairs for the months ive been sitting behind him. here's a list of things he's done to tick me off:

whenever there's a test he'd try to pretend to stretch or look at the clock behind the class to see my answers

everyone in the class knows abt it atp but yk snitches end up in ditches so no teachers know abt it SEND HELP

always asks for my correction pen in the middle of a test and wont leave me alone until i do (he obv can afford it, why cant he just buy one himself, im literally broke)

i have this thing where i hiccup more often than regular ppl, so one time he laughed and made fun of it even if it's in the middle of class

one time i was sick and he kept mocking my cough like im DYING over here ive been sick for WEEKS can you NOT

asks for my pens and pencils when he has his own and p fancy ones too

broke the handcuff keychain my best friend bought me 3 yrs ago on her trip to vegas (its so PRECIOUS TO ME TOO)

his table is an absolute mess. everything is on the floor and the inside of his bag is comparable to the most disgusting trash bin you can imagine.

when the class gets split in two for any mini-games or activities, he'd be on my half since our tables are on the same column, and he'd purposely make us fail????????

one time i was taking a follow up test because i was absent on the actual test day, and him + another guy from my class were taking a remedial for the rev test. the guy WOULD NOT STOP TALKING...

IT WAS A GEOGRAPHY TEST... WITH 30 NUMBERS AND MOST OF THE QUESTIONS HAD 2-3 PARAGRAPHS WE HAD TO ANALYZE AND NONE OF IT WENT THROUGH MY HEAD BCS HE KEPT CHATTERING

barely made it out of there alive but he couldnt shut up for even 3 seconds, the teacher was going insane too

always gets our class in trouble;

exhibit a) fooling around during a flag ceremony to the point the vice principal had to call my class and lecture us under the flaming sun

exhibit b) cheating on a test and getting caught and furthering my class' brand as the criminal class

always makes the most annoying gestures when the teacher looks away

[owlhousefansblog]

A favor for a favor

It was a cold December day. It was only a week left until Christmas and the atmosphere of the holidays was already in the air. It was everywhere, carols were being sung on TV and radio, stores were decorated with Christmas decorations and fluffy snow kept falling from the sky like sugar on a gingerbread house, and childern where playing aroud in show. It was a fairytale atmosphere but Dazai couldn't really bring himself to care, for him was another winter in that metal cage he called home. He never celebrated Christmas, one as he always say and i quote "Christmas is another marketing strategy for people desperate to get out of the monotony of everyday" and 2 bc he don't really have with who to celebrate it. Every single year he was alone, he don't complain since is more peaceful that way, but he wanted to feel how it feels to not celebrate alone, at lest for once, that way he will understand why ppl make such a fuss abt it.

For Chuuya, this was his first Christmas away from Sheep and that hurt even though it happened a year ago but he decide to push that aside, he have more important thing's to focus on and how Kouyou always likes to say "the past is the past and the past must stay in the past". He need to hear it twice to actually understand it, but after all he know Kouyou was right. He wasn't sure what he is going to do this Christmas but in the best case scenario he end up going to drink and play video games

Everyone in the Port Mafia unfortunately never had the privilege of being able to stay with their families or their friends on the Christmas day not even once but this was going to change when Mori called Dazai to his office in a peaceful morning

Did you call me , Mori? *Dazai asked as he entered without knocking. His face was blank and his eyes where empty as usually, his voice seems like it was the only thing alive abt him*

Ah! Come in! aren't the holidays beautiful? *Mori's unusually warm smile greeted him, his cold eyes was watching Dazai closely*

why did you call me? *Dazai asked again impatience and annoyance could be felt in his voice even if his face remained as blank as ever*

Straight to the point aren't we? *He chuckled a bit, a grin was playing on his lips* I officially announce the first Christmas party in Port Mafia.

And why did I need to know that?

Because I want you to come of course! I'm counting on you and your natural liar skills to make port mafia to look good, u wouldn't going to disapointed me, are u?* It was a simple question but yet again Mori's voice was holding a threat*

What right hand man i would be If i do that? *Dazai said simply, unfazed by Mori's subtle threat makeing eyes contact with him*

That's the spirit! As u probably figured out, this party will serve as making new allys, the dragon head organisation got problematic and as u probably know a war is going to come

So we need as much allys as we can get, i get it, anything else?

You are dismiss

Dazai noded and get out without another word closeing the door behind him, he was expecting this, but a party? That would be a pain in the ass, the only good thing abt it will be the alchool and he can annoy Chuuya as much as he likes and the fact Dazai was basically Chuuya's superior now it means that Chuuya will need to obey his orders like a good dog he is "This Christmas won't be so bad after all" Dazai tho for himself a sly grin appering on his face

~Later in that day~

Come on Chuuya~ these decorations will not fall into place by themselves!~ *Dazai shooted in a sing-song voice as Chuuya was flying to put some decoration in the Christmas tree who was huge*

Listen here you bastard! * Chuuya screamed angry and comes down in a blink of an eye in front of him almost crushing the floor grabing his collar, Dazai was having a smug grin on his face looking down at him * bc you are my superior that doesn't mean you can work only me like a FUCKING DOG!!!

I can do whatever I want with my dog , don't you agree Chuuya~? *The smug grin reamin in his face mocking him silently and If that wasn't enough he bend his head a bit down to look eye to eye at him*

excuse me , Sir Dazai? *Dazai was surprised by the sudden voice but turns around , it was a woman with blonde hair, tied up in a ponytail, he smiles at her polite*

yes , that's me "sir Dazai huh? Not bad " * Dazai tho to himself still smiling*

you have to came with me for a few minutes but If it's a problem I can return back later-

no, it's fine I am not doing anything important right now* he throw a smirk over his shoulder at Chuuya and leave with the woman*

Chuuya fliped him off , glade that he have a least ONE MINUTE for himself and not working like a fucking dog for that fucker. Tho at least Dazai did make a good thing in his life, he was too busy to think abt the Sheep, tch how annoying. This tho didn't want to let him the fuck alone! They where hunting him always staying in the back of his head, what a pain in the ass

That evening Chuuya was at the window of his office, smoking and looking at the fluffy snowflakes falling. The view was almost nostalgic, looking at the snowflakes and somking at the same time. It reminds him of the little tradition he and Shirase had every year when Christmas was approaching. It was getting frustreing for him how every little thing's remind him of good times, times he can't and won't go back too. He was so lost in his thoughts that he was startled by the voice that comes from behind him

well, look what we have here, smoking it's not a very healthy thing to do yk?~*Dazai's smugly voice echoed in the room, an annoying grin was playing on his lips*

what the heck do you want? * Chuuya said cleary annoyed throwing a glare over his shoulder at him*

A light actually *he said innocent, casually approaching him and when Chuuya turned to him ready to take another smoke Dazai pulls the cigarette from his mouth and taked a long inhale feeling how his lungs fill with sweet nicotine*

*Chuuya grabed his collar tight shakeing him left and right* What the HECK MEN? You could just ask for a cigarette If your sorry ass can't get one! Give me the cigarette back you BASTARD!

neh I think Chibi smoke enough for this evening*that smirk from Dazai's face didn't disappred yet even if he need to hold onto the cigarette with his teeth, he blow the smoke he just inhal in Chuuya's face just to annoy Chuuya further*

I think u misunderstood i wasn't asking*Chuuya punch him in his face before kicking him hard in the stomach taking the cigarette back from him*

Chibi is so meann, punching me like that! *He whined after he could breath again coughing a bit*

Do u want me to kick u again? Maybe this time will shut u up for good *he narrowed his eyes at him continuing to smoke like nothing happened*

*Dazai start chuckling all of the sudden getting up from the floor*

Tf u are laughing abt?!

Didn't know Chibi loves me so much to give me an indirect kiss~

Hah? Wtf u are bubling abt?

You inhale and put your lips on it*he pointed at the cigarette Chuuya was holding*so it's called an indirect kiss~

Nuh uh it's called "not waisting a good cigarette on a moron dressing up like a mummy" *he scoffed glareing at him *

Come onnn don't denay now ik u love me~

Hah?! Me loveing YOU?! As If! Your delusional!

Ik, Ik, i am to irresistible not even a SLUG could resist my charm~ *he said cocky grining down at him*

YOU? irresistible? Charm? What did u smoke again? *He mocked finishing his cigarette, throwing it out the window, taking a new one, lighting it up*

Ofc a slug like u will not recognize a charming person even If it will stay in front of u, but don't forget who is more popular with the ladys here~

Hoes and desperate bitches don't count

I at least get bitches~

As if, the only thing u ever fuck is yourself*he scoffed rolling his eyes*

Do YOU want to change that?~

Hell nah! *He aimed a kick to his chest but unfortunately for him and fortunately for Dazai , he dodge the attack and start laughing*

Tch, why are you here anyway?

nothing, I just wanted to smoke and a free cigarette*he said simply shruging taking the cigarette out of Chuuya's mouth and put it in his mouth grining*

Ha! Now u give me an indirect Kiss! fucking disgusting, u can keep that cigarette*he whiped his lips as If it was helping in any way throwing a disgusted look at him before taking another cigarette out for himself*

*Dazai just chuckled and looked out of the window taking another inhal from the cigarette* bet you would be shorter compared to a snowflake~

Want to say that to my face you fucker?!

Why? u didn't heard it the first time since u are so close the the ground?~

I am still growing damn It fuck u! *He kicked him in his side*

Ow! That hurt yk!

It will hurt more the next time u bring that up!

Chibi is no fun*he sigh dramatically*

Fuck off, If you want to waste my time like that I'm just gonna leave it's pretty late anyway *the annoyece in Chuuya's voice was evident. He finishing his cigarette throwing it out of the window turning around and walking towards the door approching the hanger*

What If we make a bet Chibi? * Dazai said turning around too looking at the other with a smirk on his face, throwing his cigarette out of the window too*

I don't want to listen anything coming from you bastard *he give him a glared over his shoulder, looking for his keys to close the office*

I thouge you like my bets *Dazai said in a fake disapointed voice approching him*

Like hell i do! get the hell out of my office!* He yelled angryly finding his keys, ready to leave. He was standing in the doorway contenuing glareing at Dazai who was only 1 m away from him*

now, is this the way to talk to your master chibi? * A smug smirk was playing on his lips, he came a little closer to him, now he was standing right in front of Chuuya*

Say that again, I dare you *he grabed his collar tight looking directly in his eyes* so cocky and full of yourself i can't wait to whipe that smirk off of your face

I'm your superior Chibi, you hurt me, you hurt Mori, your choice *Dazai said with the same smug grin looking too confident for his own good*

Mori don't give 2 shits If i beat u up or not and yk it too *Chuuya smirked and kicked him hard bettwen his legs* witch means i can beat the hell out of u If i please *he hit him again with his knees in the ribs letting the other breathless and coughing on the floor*

*dazai was rolling on the floor ,crouched on himself complaining and whining coughing from time to time * this hurt like hell! How could u do this to me?!

No more smug grin's huh asshole? U make me sick*he looked down at him with disgust*

Now yk how i feel when i see your face*Dazai grumbled, the pain going to his core*

HAH?! Do u want me to hit u harder?!

No thanks i really want to keep this balls

Then shut up and get the hell out of my office!

At least let me to catch my breath, jeez*Dazai scoffed throwing a glare at him from the floor*

Tch, come on u pretty princces*Chuuya scoffed too and dragged Dazai out locking the door behind them*

Rude*he pouted but after 2 minute's he managed to get up* Chibi thinks i am pretty?~ *he teased grining*

Is a way of saying Idiot*he scoffed rolling his eyes and starts walking with his hands in his pocket's*

Sure whatever u say~ *Dazai followed after him with a huge grin of his face*

Why the hell are you grining?

nothing, it's just quiet surprising that you are smoking at this younger age*Dazai said with a honest ton on his voice looking forward*

what is that supposed to mean?! you are smoking too!

Details, details, at least I'm not looking like I'm 12~

Hah?! What's this have to do with anything?!

U didn't denay It tho~

I'm only 16 I'm still growing! *Chuuya shooted throwing a punch at him but Dazai dodge it*

yeah, yeah If you want to lie yourself with it~ *Dazai said mockly again*

I'm going to kill you, u smug bastard!

The both of them continue arguing throwing insults at eatch other and hits ( mostly from Chuuya's part) Dazai manageing to take his revange by triping Chuuya and embaressed him in front of his subordinates. When they get out of the building no one of them realised that outside was still snowing and IT was cold asf. A car was waiting for Chuuya outside since Dazai decided to walk home.

This is mine now~ *Dazai's sing-song voice make Chuuya to cringe himself to the core while Dazai taked Chuuya's hat casually out of his head putting it on his own head*

Oi! Give that back! *Chuuya aimed a punch at him but Dazai dodge it having a smug smirk on his face*

Chibi is so slow today, maybe bc he is so sh- *Dazai interrupted himself when a huge dick fills his mouth, (nah jk u horny asses) interrupted himself when a snowball hits him hard in the face, taking aback by the sudden attack. He didn't stay to think to much, getting behind a wall , dodging some snowballs thrown with force by Chuuya making his own ammunition*

get out of there and fight like a man, pussy!

aww the chihuahua learn some new words?~ *he throw a snowball at him* that's amusing~

more amusing will be to see u dead u mf! *Chuuya lanched an attack at him with a lot of snowballs* AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

*Dazai was still hiding behind a wall, also throwing his snowballs from time to time hitting Chuuya a few times, but Chuuya was gaining ground and that wasn't good. He took a deep breath, and like in any action movies he rolled on the ground as if in slow motion, and even if he was hit by several snowballs, reacting dramatic every time a snowball hit him, he got into the car that was waiting for Chuuya slamming the door shut behind him blocking it * drive if u want to live*he threatened the driver while he just nodded and before he left he lowered the window and threw some snowballs at Chuuya which hit his face and clothes*

the next days until Christmas Dazai got back at Chuuya for that snowballs and Chuuya got his hat back kicking Dazai a few times bc he embaressed him and taked his hat. As a revange Dazai maked sure to make Chuuya his slave, making him to clean the toilets, to get him drinks( who he never drink bc he tho Chuuya put smt in them), buy him bandages, makeing him crab who he never eat in front of Chuuya, makeing him to do his papper works and humiliate him AGAIN like a little pice of shit he is making him do all sorts of things( I let here for interpretation)

On Christmas day, everyone was preoccupied with that night party. They were making the last arrangements for the best and most exclusive party of the year. This whole charade was about closing some contracts between the Port Mafia and other powerful associates, everyone know's that but ppl welcomed the idea to have a Christmas party, a party is still a party after all.

That day Dazai didn't do anything special besides annoying Chuuya , ignoring his problemes and playing some game's on his phone. On Chuuya's part, it was HELL , bc that bastard Dazai didn't leave him the fuck alone AND WORKED HIM LIKE A DOG THE ENTIRE DAY!

At the party, everyone had to come in dresses and suits, but with resumes that would influence the Christmas atmosphere. Man's who where wearing Red and green suits, womans who where wearing elegant dresses showing the wealth they have. The mafia guard's where dressing still in black but with some reindeer antlers or Santa hats on the head (it was Elise's idea).

That evening had been a very boring evening for Dazai. He was just a decoration when Mori introduced him to other associates, but when he was alone at a table having to listen to classical music, he really would have preferred Chuuya to kill him when he had the opportunity. Dazai was dressed normally, the bandages being of course visible, only the hair was slightly combed. He wasn't in the mood to dress to fancy for this boring party, that's why when Elise passed by she put some reindeer antlers on his head and left as if nothing had happened. He watched her leave before getting them off of his head. To distract himself, Dazai started drinking a glass of whiskey and thinking about how he could annoy Chuuya when he got to the party.

It was almost an hour and a bit and Dazai thought it would have been more fun sitting by himself in that damn container than surrounded by so many fake people. He looked around the room seeing ppl talking and laughing, it was almost peacefull. He let his head fall, holding it with a hand while looking at his glass with boredom.

He had almost finished his second glass of whiskey when he heard a well to know voice raising his head to look at the person the voice was belonging to

well , well ,well, look who is here, drinking it's not a healthy think to do , you know?*Chuuya's mocking voice greeted him, completed by the cocky grin who was resting on his face *

Stealing my lines now? Chibi is so un original~ *he mocked mirroring Chuuya's cocky grin*

At least i am not an alcoholic mummy

Said the one who get drunk after one glass~

As If !

Oh yeah?~ wanna bet on it?

Bring it on asshole*Chuuya's confidents shine sitting across from the brunet*

I might warn u , i never lost to a game, especially to a dog~ *he said cocky*

shut your mouth,u don't lost BC u cheat!

Is calling cheating if u get caught~

Enjoying the party boys?*Mori's cheerly voice greeted them, the 2 boys were now looking at him * i see u could make it Chuuya, u look briliant

thank you boss *chuuya said with a proud smile bowing his head*

and you too Dazai, looking as alive as ever

Thank you , Mori *he know it was a lie, Mori knows too , he look anything but alive but he give him the most convingeing smile he can master*

Dazai, come with me , I want to introduce you to someone

can you let me finish my glass? * Dazai said with a bored face glanceing at his glass*

it wasn't a request, now *Mori's harsh voice send a little shiver down Dazai's spine his cold eyes fixing him*

alright, anything to get away from this boring slug~*he finished his glass with a big gulp getting up, throwing a smirk over his shoulder at Chuuya* go die slug~

Asshole* Chuuya mumbled pouring a glass of wine for himself glareing at Dazai's back as he disappred in the crowd*

He hates parties like this, no good music, fake ppl, the only one thing who IT was enterteining is the good alchool, Christmas with Sheep were less boring than this, he at least was partying. He miss them even If he don't like to admit it but PM was his new family now and he needs to forget abt them, that traitors, It was easy to say then done and that frustred him. But right now he hates Mori bc he was the reason to came here in the first place, it's not like he has another thing to do anyway but still. After 2 glasses of wine he started to feel dizzy.

Why don't you go and dance? *a voice was heard next to him*

Yeah, like I know how to dance this 1800 dance's*Chuuya scoffed glaceing at Kouyou*

*Kouyou chuckled a bit taking a sit next to him* Boss was always a ... classical persone, but that doesn't mean u can't enjoy the party in another ways then drinking

Easy to say when u are the most elegant person i ever meet *he scoffed again letting his head to fall on the table putting another glass for himself*

Is smt bother u lad? *She said worried looking at him*

No, everyting is fine

Don't lie to me lad

I said everything is fine , don't push it *he said annoyed but didn't look at her taking another sip from his glass* ha, is funny, i bet i look as pathetic as that asshole rn *he scoffed again glaceing at Dazai's figure who was next to Mori, as always* that bastard

*Kouyou hit him lightly with her fan on his head* language

Yes m'am *he rolled his eyes* this party is SHIT in comparation to the party's i was

Alr that's enough drinking for u*Kouyou tooked the glass from him* keep your voice down

Why? Everyone deserve to know that THIS party IS SH- *Kouyou hit him on the back of his neck makeing Chuuya to pass out instantly*

*She sigh tried, glaceing at Chuuya's peacefull face. She watched over him for a while that's until she needed to leave for a bit at Mori's request*

Time pass and Dazai was finnaly left alone, when he returned to his table he wasn't surpised when he finded Chuuya laying with his head and hands all over the table like a starfish. He assumed the other passed out bc of the alcohol since he is such a weakling , witch give him the perfect oportunity to draw on his face. He was going to his office when Mori stopped him

Get him out of here*he pointed at Chuuya who was curently hugging a wine battle* I don't want to ruin our reputation understood?

Can I go and trow him in a lake? *Dazai said hopefully, his eyes sparkle, on his lips was playing an innocent smile*

It's Christmas after all, you don't want to be put to the bad children list right?*Mori said jokenly before his face turns suddenly sinister* i advice u to move him fast, If smt happened with our reputation u will be the one to blame, it would be a shame to punish u , don't u think?

Dazai didn't responde. His face was blank again and his eyes where empty, he just noded slightly. He graped Chuuya bride style and get out off the room as fast as possible. Chuuya was asleep or that's what IT seems, he looked more unconces than asleep but Dazai didn't mind, it was perfect for him to put his plan in application. Dazai know, he can't bring Chuuya home bc he didn't know were he live and even If he call a car no one really knows where exactly Chuuya's apartament is, If that was the case he would have break in a long time ago and like hell he will bring him to his "house", no need to have his germs all over the place. He goes with him in Dazai's office, laying him on the cold floor.

He looked in his office for a while until he finded a pen, perfect. He approched him casually since the other was sleeping like a rock, he sit down besides him and starts drawing on his face. Making a funny mostach, a beard, a snail on his left cheek who was pointing at with an arrow writing the word "You" . He writed on his forhead with big letters the word "slug". He draw him glasses aroud his eyes, and all sorts of random thing's on his face ending IT all with writeing jokes with 'u are so short " all over his visible skin.

After he was done he wasn't sure if he should wake him up or not, If he wake him up , he could find the adress and harass him at the same time. If he let him here he will probably do smt to the thing's he have in the office and he was way to lazy to look in Chuuya's files to find his adress. Harrasing him it is.

He tries to slap him, pour water on him but still nothing. That was starting to get annoying but at least now he know how deep Chuuya can sleep, a VERY usefull information for the future.

What a real sleepy beauty, huh*Dazai murmured to himself looking down at Chuuya who was still sleeping peacefully snoreing softly *

An idea came to his mind , smt he was sure is going to disturb the other's sleep and he is going to enjoy It. The last thing he is planning to do is burning him with a cigarete. He didn't had ciggarets with him,so he just steal one from Chuuya's pocket. He light It up with his ligher, and after taking a long inhale, he taked one of Chuuya's hand's, getting the glove down and presssing the burning end on his palm. He opened his eyes more quick then Dazai expected but what Dazai enjoyed the most was Chuuya's scream, even If he needed to take a punch for that. ( scream without the "s" 😉)

*Chuuya punched him when he saw him smirking*what the hell?! *He looked down at his palm hissing in pain when he closed his fist punching Dazai again* u sadistic bastard!!

Look at that! The sleeping " beauty" finally waked up~ *he smirked taking a long inhale from the cigarette whipeing the blood from his broken lip casually, ignoring the pain*

I will whipe that smirk off of your face u mf! *he groaned in pain when a strong headache hit him, laying back down on the cold floor trying to restore his blurred vision*

It will be funny seeing u try since It seems that u can't even see corectly~

Like hell i can't! Don't taste me yk i can punch u even if i my vision is blure u are lucky IT was a light punch!

*Dazai was chuckling, he can't take him seriously while he was having that drawings on his face* sure u can Chibi

Why the hell are u chuckling?! And don't call me that! *He aimed another punch but this time Dazai dodge it* tch, annoying bastard, tf is happening? Where the hell am i?

you got drunk like an idiot ,and ofc Mori ask me to snick you out * Dazai scoffed looking down at him*

Oi is that my cigarette?

Maybe~

Tch annoying mf, I don't give a shit about this party anyway, I'm going home* he tried to get up but falled down the sec he was on his feet*

*Dazai laughed mockly seeing the other* you can't even speak right, I don't think you are going to go to far, but u can try, it will be fun to watch~

i can speak perfectly fine*he glared at him, Dazai was right in the state he was in he can't go to far,he don't even know If he will make it to the front door to the hq maybe If he just crawl* call Ane-san, she will help me

Uh huh, She left a while ago

So what? Call her , she will come back

I don't have my phone with me

Lier, u never loose that thing

This time it seems my phone flyed out of the window*he said innocent shruging*

I can see your phone on the desk Dazai

*Dazai grab his phone and throw it casually out of the window* see? Told ya, my phone flyed out of the window *he said innocent shruging again*

HAH?! YOU ARE NUTS! tch u bastard, i will call her myself*Chuuya give him a glare and serach himself for a while but he realise he have no phone* what the hell?

Oh yeah that phone was actually yours

WHAT?!!

Ups~

YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I AM TOO DRUNK TO GET UP OR ELSE U WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD BY NOW!!

Chibi is such an agresive Chihuahua*Dazai said in a fake disapointment, shakeing his head throwing the cigarette out of the window*

Fuck u!

Ty but i don't want to fuck with u, i am not into dogs

Hah? *It took for Chuuya a few sec to realise what he was saying before crawling to Dazai's legs punching his dick hard*

Dazai falled to the ground breathless*that was an uncalled for!!*He whined in pain*

It was in fact very called u bastard*He glared at him*

And here I was willing to take you home*Dazai said dramatically*

*Chuuya stoped trying to get up from the floor and looked at him with wide eyes * Hah? And why the hell u want to help me?

Mori and Kouyou will have my head If smt happenes to your sorry short ass while being waisted and also u own me so Is a favor for a favor

Like hell i own u! I don't own u shit!

Oh u do, i win the bet after all~

That bet don't means anything!

Aww is Chuuya Nakahara backing down on his words? How pathetic, i wonder what the other's will say when they will find out~

I don't give a shit abt what other's think

That's what u probably lied to yourself all this time isn't it?~ *he mocked smirking at him , and he suddenly picked him up*

*Chuuya flinched slightly in surprised when Dazai suddenly picked him* oi, wtf? Put me done!

Gladly unfortunately i can't do it rn, Tell me your adress i don't have all night*he said suddenly serious getting out of his office while carrying him*

*Chuuya cursed under his breath but in the end he told him the adress. He sigh, he was tried and drunk and his head hurt's like hell ,he wasn't completly sober but he was slightly understanding what was happening, he was sure this was going to be a pain in the ass for later but all he wanted to do right now is sleep in his comfortable bed. He crossed his arms over his chest, and leaned his head a bit on Dazai's shoulder closeing his eyes*

What the hell u eat slug u are so heavyyy*Dazai whined*

Want to say that to my face ?! *He said angry grabbing his collar*

*Dazai looked down at him smirking* i am afraid i can't do that, i don't have a magnifier with me~

Why You- *before Chuuya could finish that Dazai drope him on the snow*

Oi!

The car is here *he said casually going into the car like nothing happened* u coming?

Oh i am coming alr*Chuuya grabed some snow and throw it on Dazai's face, struggleing to get in the car too*

Chibi is an evil gremlin! And evil gremlin's must be punished! *He waited until Chuuya got in the car too and smirking he pushed some snow in Chuuya's face dragging his hat on his eyes too while the driver was driving to Chuuya's place*

You motherfucker!! *Despite being drunk Chuuya was an excelent fighter the whole thing giveing him enough adrenalina to punch, kick and pull hair. Dazai didn't backed down either the 2 of them was kicking, pulling hair, trying to suffocate each other by showing hand's in eatch other's mouth. Ofc, it wasn't a serious fight, non of them was fighting for real especially Chuuya who even if he could have crushed Dazai by now didn't do so. The most dreaded duo from all Yokahoma fought like 2 kindergarteners over a toy but it was there thing. The both of them where drunk, Dazai was the most sober between them, that's why was more funny for him to mess with Chuuya.

After a while of fighting, they arrived to Chuuya's apartament. Their hair and clothes where messy, Chuuya had scratches all over his face, and Dazai had bruises bc of the punche's. As payback, Dazai triped Chuuya when he get out of the car makeing him to fall face first on the ground.

Ups, sorry my leg sliped*he said innocent*

U fucker*Chuuya glared up at him whipeing his face with his glove* i am going to kill u for that!

I'd like to see u try~ u can't even walk properly

Watch me *he said confident trying to get up holding tightly on the car and in the end he get up standing on his legs trying to ignore how everything was moveing around him even if he was staying still* see? Easy

Alr let go now

What?

U heard me, let go of the car~

*he glared at him , and after he felt more stabil he let go* ha! See i am perfectly f- *he falled to the ground* fuck this!

*Dazai was enjoying the show chuckling* what was u saying?~

Fuck off!

Chibi is so vulgar~

Oh yeah? You can take that and put it in your ass!!

You can leave now Carlo , ty for the drive*he said to the driver, and without a sec tho the driver drives away* are u done? *He said looking down at Chuuya who was laying on the snow* If i get a cold Is bc of u!

As If! Now shut up and help me up

Sorry what was that? I didn't heard u

I said to help me up!

What's the magic word?~

If u don't help me up i am going to cut your dick and make u eat it!

*Dazai blink twice, he wasn't expected that* Can u actully not do that-

Just help me up alreday damn it!

You are such an annoying Chihuahua*he said annoyed but picked him up again. He taked Chuuya's card out of his own pocket and opened the door to the residential block* what's your apartament and what floor?

4 floor, 36 *he felt dizzy all of the sudden feeling like throwing up*

*Dazai observe how Chuuya got more pale then usually, oh shit he know that face* Oi hold up If u throw up on me-*Dazai was cutted off by Chuuya who DID throw up on him , intentionally* ewwww, my costume! It's not enough that i have your germs on me but now i have your fluids too!

S-shut up and wal- *he throw up again but this time he throw up on the floor of the building. Dazai needed to look away and hold his breath to make it to Chuuya's apartament, droping the other on the floor when they arrived*

U OWN me a costume now too! *He whined while letting his shoes at the door walking in Chuuya's apartament like he own the place*

Yeah, yeah, whatever just shut your annoying mouth for a sec *he said annoyed going slowly to the kitchen taking a glass of water to drink it*

Meanwhile Dazai was looking for some clothes in Chuuya's closet knowing the redhead had some oversize somewhere in there

Oi, tf are u doing there? *He ask from the kitchen*

Looking for clothes obviously*he scoffed finding an oversize hoodie and long pants*

Why? Oi put them bk! *He protested walking into the room and going to the bedside table, taking some pills out*

Isn't it obvious? *He pointed to himself* like hell i am going to stay like this *he rolled his eyes going to the bathroom to make a shower and to change*

This bastard acting like he own this place*Chuuya grumbled to himself glareing at Dazai back but didn't said anything more, waiting for the other to end his shower so he could make one too. He was cold asf and wet too , at this rate he will deffinetly catch a cold just bc that mummy let him to struggle on snow. He looked for some comfortable thing's to wear and as a payback , while Dazai was doing the shower he stoped the warm water, water cold as ice poured on Dazai, smirking for himself when he heard some comaplains from the bathroom, that bastard deserve it. He layed on the bed making himself comfortable. He missed his bed more then he tho he will but rn he was finally home, it was a nice feeling. It WAS until that motherfucker ruin it.

THAT was unnecessarily! *Dazai complains while entering Chuuya's room*

Oh u poor baby, want me to take care of u If u catch a cold?

I am not complaining~ *Dazai smirk at him and get closer to the bed while Chuuya get up from it throwing a confused look at him*

tf u think u are doing?

Laying down after a hard day to nanny u , OBVIOUSLY*he scoffed rolling his eyes making himself comfortable bettewen Chuuya's soft pillows*

I never said u CAN do that* Chuuya said angry crossing his arms over his chest narroweing his eyes at him*

U also never said I CAN'T

Well i say it now u CAN'T

too bad

Tch, yk what, fuck it, I am to tried to deal with your bullshit, but it doesn't end here* he throw a last warning look at him and goes to make a shower*

Now ik where the money goes on,he have more shampoo, hair mask, face mask, shower gel, soap then a girl*he said amused to himself looking at the celling. Well at least now he know where he lives and he will make sure to make a copy of his key in the morning. What a Christmas, he need to nanny that slug, he maked a bath in his poke, he maked a shower with cold water bc of HIM and this piajamas are a bit tight on him It this karma? And again, this night didn't end up bad after all, he is laying in a comfortable bed, more comfortable then his, surprisengly he could change his bandages, bc Chuuya had some under the sink, and his clothes are comfy even if they are a bit tight. Who would have tho he was going to spend his Christmas at Chuuya's apartament. Think of it, Chuuya's apartament have no Christmas decoration, no Christmas tree or anything to actually symbolize Christmas. For someone so full of life as him, Dazai really tho he is going to be greeted by a Christmas atmosphere but either way it wasn't that b-

DAZAI U MF!

Well, he is screwed

Yes?~ *he ask nonchalantly and hold in a laugh when Chuuya comes right to the bedroom, with his hair wet lingering on his face , and his face was looking like a clown with all the black ink from the pen earlier dripping down his face*

*oh Chuuya was angry, and from the shower he got a bit sober too so he had no problem to take everyting he got at hand and throw it at Dazai without a sec tho* I AM GOING TO KILL U!

*Dazai needed to role off the bed and hide behind it haveing a smug grin on his face* not my fault If u you overdid the make-up~

I am going to overdo your existence! *Chuuya didn't hesitate when he grabed a pillow and launched an attack at him hitting him with no mercy*

Dazai was surprised and amused by the gesture, dodgeing some attack's and grabing a pillow too , the bedroom becoming a battlefield

Battles still anime taked place, exaggerating the attacks and using everything they learned on their own in combat, the pillows becoming real weapons in their hands. The fact they took so serious the battle and in there heads the whole thing was so dramatic and intense, in reality the whole thing was just funny and cringe. At the end the both of them where laying on the floor breathing heavely

That was a tie

Like hell it was! I killed u before u could kill me *Dazai protested*

We killer each other at the same time, Dazai

As if , i killed u with a sec early

That doesn't count!

It does! What, Chibi can't take a loose?

Like hell i can't! U are just a lier!

That's what all looser's said~

Let's do a rematch then we will see who is the loser*Chuuya said confident getting up*

Nah i am good

What? Is Dazai Osamu scared?~ *Chuuya looks down at him smirking*

As If, but i will get bored If i continue to beat u up over and over again~ *he said smugly mirroring his smirk and get up*

Smug bastard*Chuuya hit him with his pillow and drope into his bed, the tiring that he felt before stabed him like a kinfe*

Btw, that bandages u had under your sink, where for me weren't they?~

Hell no

Then?~

That's non of your fucking bussines*he fliped him off and maked himself comfortable in one side of the bed*

You could just say yes yk~ *he teased and goes to the other side of the bed, laying down*

*Chuuya pushed him off* oi who said u can sleep in my bed?

A favor for a favor*he said casually and get in again*

Asshole*he hit him with a pillow*

Slug*he hit him back*

Motherfucker*he hit him again*

Hathanger*he does the same*

Bastard *he hit him harder*

Chibi~ *he grabed Chuuya's pillow and hit him with his and Chuuya's pillow*

Good for nothing mummy! *He aimed a punch at him but Dazai dodge it*

Chibi is so harsh today u almost hurt my feeling's! *He said dramatically droping on his back with a hand to his chest*

I doubt u even have those*he scoffed and turned his back at him but not before hitting him in his leg*

Fair enough*he said casually ignoring the pain in his leg and maked himself comfortable*

So u hate Christmas too huh?

Who said i hate Christmas?

Just guessing *Dazai said casually shruging throwing a glance at him*

Well u guess wrong

*Dazai stayed a bit silent looking au the celling again* Whatever u say slug, get some rest, you are going to be useless in our mission tomorrow

Me? Useless? I think u talk abt yourself*he scoffed*

shhhh shut your barking no one is listening

Fuck u

Fuck u harder~ wait no that sounds gay-

Homophobic bitch*Chuuya throw a glare over his shoulder*

Never said I am tho~ why u care anyway? Is Chibi gay?~

So what If i am? U got a problem with that?

I don't really care

Then shut your mouth

U shut it first~

Dazai istg*he turns to face him* If u don't shut up i am going to strangle you!

So kinky~

Tch *Chuuya hit his leg for the last time deicideing to ignore the whining bastard who was laying next to him closeing his eyes. And for a while it did work, he was almsot falling asleep when Dazai's voice was suddenly heard in the quiet room*

hey, Chuuya

what?

Shitty Christmas~

Merry fucking Christmas to you too asshole*he said annoyed but It was no real bite in the words*

After that the 2 of them stayed silent. Chuuya falled asleep after some minutes but Dazai was still awake looking at the celling. After all he was right, as always, it wasn't a bad Christmas, he can say it was almsot fun. He falled asleep after a while a small smile was on his lips

[polyamorous-elevenv2]

you’re right and it’s annoying. Like, one time i was looking for duzie ships and there is nearly nothing?? like the first page is full of fanfics where duzie is just the background ship, and there isn’t just that much fic about them anyway.

but then, again, there isn’t much fanfics with ANY of the dustin ships :’) and I was looking for ships with him with everyone in the party. el, max, mike, dustin, will. there really isn’t much. nearly nothing. i read everything in one day :) (ones where the dustin x other was a main ship) (also had to remove steve harrington bc i kept getting ships like sxeddie and oher steve ships and dustin ships as a background of background and omg i hate it)

but anyway, about duzie.

(its all my personal take btw!) (kinda long?)

personally, I LOVE Suzie as a character. She’s great, smart, funny, loves musicals and has an interesting background. that one ep in s4 with her? AWESOME. i would love to know more about her. and when i say it, i mean it. shes so interesting, like just the way she speaks is so.. unusual, but in a good way! she’s memorable, and its good for a fictional character!

but duzie, well,

when I don’t mind them as canon couple, and i don’t hate them i just don’t enjoy seeing them. and don’t get me wrong, they are cute and healthy couple, but, its just not for me, ya know?

but, imo, its on writers. duzie is the only established (probably endgame) couple that happened OFFSCREAN and we have never seen them interact in one place (WE DIDNT EVEN GET ANY FLASHBACKS, NOTHING). they just did them dirty, so dirty. as if, after s1 and s2, they wanted to give dustin gf, and let him be purely for comedic relief and younger brother to steve :))) 

but anyway.

personally, i don’t enjoy them bc they happened offscreen and I don’t like couples like that. add to that that we only seen them talking through celebro but not really interact otherwise. zero little touches, zero loving,longing looks, zero hugs, kisses, hand holding. nothing. every. every other couple had those things. only duzie didnt. and just, ya know, i really enjoy, i think the most even, that stage when character go from friends/enemies/stranger to crushes/lovers. its the most interesting thing to me, i love seeing and reading it. but we got nothing. then, i enjoy things like couple looking at each other and those little touches, and hugs, and just physical touch and again we got nothing. 

so personally, while I think duzie is cute and i don’t mind them, its just hard for me to be hyperfixated on them. 

and personally i think it may be why the don’t have much fans. and yes, ppl like them yes, but i mean; they don’t have much fans who activaly makes content about them. fanfics, fanarts, headcanons, or even just random posts. and they are a canon couple... I do think that if suzie and dustin will (finally) meet on screen in s5, and ppl will get to actually see how they behave together, then more ppl will like them and add them to their ships. 

Since someone mentioned it, the way Dustin is treated is lowkey criminal

[twentytworoses]

SOUKOKU HOGWARTS AU

Chuuya Nakahara

Gryffindor but the Hat very nearly sent him to Hufflepuff (Chuuya overheard someone in the train say that Hufflepuff is a house for ppl who aren't special and he tried to change the Sorting Hat's decision bcs he wants to look cool lmao)

He's good at Defense but someone constantly needs to remind him to use his wand, not his fists.

He doesn't care about his grades, until he met Dazai and suddenly everything became a competition.

He's got a black cat named Arahabaki and he's a little demon (Baki hates Dazai and thats why Chuuya loves him)

His rivalry with Dazai is widespread and professors have to keep them away from each other to avoid stirring fights.

He doesn't give a shit about house rivalry because Kouyou is a Slytherin, he'll beat up anyone who annoys him no matter their house.

Chuuya is a half-blood

Chuuya's housemates are confused with his relationship with Dazai; they say they hate each other but most times, you'll find them hanging out even in their free time. (this is mostly bcs of Dazai who goes out of his way to find Chuuya and annoy him and suddenly they spent the whole day together)

He's amazing in Quidditch, and has a talent for Charms. He later becomes the Captain.

Tachihara, a gryffindor and his teammate, is Chuuya's best friend (I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP DONT @ me)

Nobody mentions his height. NOBODY.

Dazai Osamu

Before the Sorting Hat could fully reach his head, it screamed "Slytherin!" almost immediately.

Dazai hates green, and complains about how the colors don't match his fashion sense

Dazai's background remains a mystery to everyone. He has qualities that make up a high-class pureblood and his clothes are all tailored expensively, and yet no one knows who the fuck he is or where he came from. When someone asks, he bullshits his answer every time.

In big parties, people has seen Dazai interact with Mori Ougai (the Minister of Magic) in multiple occasions and people suspect that he might be Mori's ward or son he's kept hidden all this time.

Dazai mostly fools around, doesn't take anything too seriously and yet his housemates are fucking terrified of him. Students from other houses don't understand the fear considering they only see him as a "goofy" slacker.

Dazai isnt friends with anyone in his house, and if he isn't seen with Chuuya, he's with Oda, a Hufflepuff student who's two years older than him. They have an inseparable friendship and Dazai grows to respect him.

Oda is the only person Dazai is willing to listen to.

In potion making, Dazai is kept in a seperate table, alone, where he just sits there, not doing anything until all of the students finished with theirs. He's only allowed to do his potion when he has a supervisor watching him bcs he's drank or exploded his cauldron so many times that he's a safety hazard to his classmates and himself.

He's shit at Potions and following basic instructions.

He could score all of his subjects perfect, but he doesn't want to.

Yes, Dazai threw himself into the Black Lake. And jumped from the Gryffindor tower. And broke curfew to explore in the Forbidden Forest where he met a giant spider. And drank a highly dangerous potion before getting disappointed that he grabbed the wrong one. And—

Dazai broke every rule there is and somehow, for some ungodly reason, he isn't expelled yet.

Once a slytherin student was curious about what's under Dazai's bandages and snuck in his room to peak while he was dressing. He never came back the same again.

Professors rarely call Dazai out for recitation, because he'd always add an unnecessary comment and most of the times its directed to Chuuya and given the redhead's fiery attitude, Chuuya responds back and Dazai eggs him on until it ends with an inevitable brawl.

Someone spread rumors about Dazai had killed someone in the past; the fact that Dazai can see Thestrals and never denied anything doesn't help at all.

Dazai is incapable of producing a Patronus.

MORE SOUKOKU:

Chuuya knows something about Dazai's past considering when they first met, there was an instant resentment and familiarity. These two clearly had history together before they attended Hogwarts.

Dazai's grades are higher than average, but not like impressive. The only time he's ever shown a bit of seriousness in his grades is when Chuuya challenged him, and suddenly, his grades are all O's (except for his Potions LMAO). Chuuya loses.

No one's sure what the losing punishment is but Dazai now calls Chuuya his "dog" and Chuuya's face explodes into color but interestingly, the redhead doesn't oblige.

Dazai bemoans about the Quidditch matches as tacky and boring but he never shows up late when Gryffindor's team is playing.

Chuuya's Patronus turns out to be a dog and he threatens bodily harm on anyone who'd tell on Dazai. Everyone wants to keep their heads so they agreed to keep their mouths shut.

When Oda graduated on his last year, Chuuya and Dazai's relationship changes. They still argue, still claim to hate each other, but they appear closer.

Dazai becomes touchy and Chuuya doesn't brush it off like he used to. Their arguments are less heated, and more playful banter.

"We're not dating!" a voice booms at the gryffindor table once, when heads are turn to Chuuya, his face is all red and Tachihara seems tired about something.

A ravenclaw student sent a love letter to Chuuya, and a week later, a Troll invaded the girl's dorm (no one knows how it even got in) and she nearly got stuck with it. In the same week, someone pointed out marks on Chuuya's neck

"It's a mosquito," Chuuya answers venomously. "An overgrown, annoying mosquito."

Dazai seems to find his answer so hilarious.

Here's the link for the Shin Soukoku Hogwarts AU

[misalpav]

RRR Spoiler Review

Things I liked

Ok full disclosure tho, this is a lot of things, probably more than the things I'm actually going to list here

One of the first things I need to point out is how they kept romance in the background. I loved this because so many movies, especially in Indian film industries, try so hard to make a romantic plot more important than it is and for once they made a movie completely about the friendship shared between two men

Obviously there was some romance, and after all the hype around Alia Bhatt (Seetha) x Ram Charan (Alluri Rama Raju), NTR Jr. (Komuram Bheem) and Olivia Morris (Jennifer/Jenny) honestly just stole the screen.

Do we even need to talk about Ram playing matchmaker for Bheem and Jenny because AHHHHHHH I loved every moment of it

Back to their friendship, the character arc was so well done between the love to hate and then back to love thing.

Now I'm j going to talk about Bheem for a moment: damn. The last movies I saw of NTR Jr. were like Badshah and Jai Lava Kusa and though I liked both of them, it's been a long time and I wasn't rly sure what to expect. Man came on the screen tho and left with all our hearts that's j how it be. His commitment to Malli, commitment to his friendship, and overall pure innocence won me over so quickly. He truly was the water to this movie

And obviously RRR isn't RRR without the fire. Ram Charan. This might annoy some ppl but tbh I wasn't a fan of him before the movie, maybe that was also because I haven't seen many of his movies. RRR tho, it changed things. Yes, he was absolutely the fire of the movie, but even when he seemed like an ass, he absolutely had his reasons and ends up doing the right thing which I think is something I can really appreciate. How often in Tollywood do we see a protagonist temporarily be the bad guy just to get on the good side later in a bigger way than he originally thought he would. Tbh also his playful side in the movie. Everytime he pushed Bheem to Jenny just made me love his character more. I think overall he was the pragmatism to Bheem's innocence but the special thing about them is when they were around each other, Bheem's innocence rubbed off on Ram so much and it showed.

Ajay Devgan's role: tbh I was kind of skeptical about Bollywood actors/actresses crossing over into the south and it was justified in a few ways which I'll get into later but Ajay honestly made it work and he did it so well. Every line he said brought his character to life and took his mission into the hearts of the viewers and every character around him.

Speaking of Ajay tho, shout out to Shriya Saran bc she once again reminded me why she's one of my favorite Telugu actresses.

And of course, we're not getting anywhere with an RRR review without a shout out to it's amazing music. MM Keeravani garu knew exactly what he was doing and it shows. Of course another special thing was we were left with another song by Seetharama Sastry Garu. My favorite song award is honestly a three way tie probably between Dosti, Komuram Bheemudo, and Ethara Jenda, but Janani, Naatu, and Ramam Raghavam are really really high up there.

Dosti- please Vedala Hemachandra, Sirivennela Seetharama Sastry, and MM Keeravani on one song is dream come true

Also, the visuals were amazing

Now the dislikes

Yeah so I already said I had issues with Bollywood actor/actress entry into the south and in this movie that manifested itself as Alia Bhatt. To be honest it seemed like she was trying too hard and her role was so small so idek why it was so advertised. I'd say she had one major scene when she met Bheem but other than that there was really nothing.

Low-key was kind of hard to believe that two people could be best friends for so long with absolutely no knowledge of their true identities. Bheem I get cuz he had his alter-ego but Ram was just there and it's weird that Bheem didn't find out his true identity sooner. I guess that could just be marked up to movie logic tho and we could call it a day

Overall rating: 9.0/10

Definitely want to watch it again and imo RRR >>>> Baahubali but maybe that's j me liking Indian nationalists fighting back British raj or honestly just any oppressed group fighting back against their oppressors (shout out to The Kashmir Files 10/10 should watch)

[kitty-king-artwork]

Been thinking Abt my portal ocs again :] the Scrap Gang™ and Library Core!

Scrap Gang r a group of bots that. Well got scrapped and put into the trash chutes, but they all survived and just live around with all the other trash!

Paint Core was made around the time when aperture was just churning out cores, and they tried to make a core that'd make it easier to paint stuff, so they have a core a paint again. Accept the guys who programed them got lazy and just reused some Turret code to make Paint Core shoot stuff, but it just made Paint rlly murderous and violent, and it did NOT help they could change the pressure setting on their paint gun which could be hard enough to dent metal, so they scrapped them and sent them to the trash heaps

Love Core was made when the Scientists were still trying to calm GLaDOS down, hoping maybe giving her a Love Core would make her more caring! Unfortunately it didn't rlly do anything and Love Core was annoying anyways bc she kept giving ppl brutally honest love advice so they just scrapped her after awhile.

H34D (said H-three-four-D or just Head if u wanna) is actually one of the OLDEST robots there, he was made back when Turrets we're first being produced and wayy before they were meant 2 b "cute." So he both sounds and acts way more adult and is one of the only male turrets! He wasn't necessarily scrapped 4 a reason, he was just an old model but was actually preserved rlly well and just shut him down until GLaDOS eventually trashed him just 4 convenience and the rest of the Scrap Gang found him and turned him back on!

Finally, Blue, he's also a VERY old Core, he was one of the first made when Caroline was even still alive and was probably just made 2 help. I say probably bc he has 0 memory before powering on again in the trash heaps after the Scrap Gang found him, he's the most recent member and definitely the most damaged. He doesn't actually care Abt finding out about his past, he likes his friends now and thinks his life if fine!

Eventually after the events of Portal 2, GLaDOS sent some bots to try and look through the trash heaps to see why nothing was getting crushed. The bots found the Scrap Gang, who'd disconnected a section of the trash heaps so they wouldn't get crushed with the trash, and so the bots actually brought them back to the surface and the whole gang got fixed up by Virgil! Blue was a regular to be fixed by Virgil, both bc he's so heavily damaged and bc Virgil was actually interested in how he worked since Blue was such an old model! Bc Blue was there all the time he eventually met Glitchy, and the two became friends thanks 2 their shared constant repairs and amnesia!

Then Library Core is just an average core in aperature, they just work at the little library in the place and keep all the books clean and tidy! They were rlly lonely since after GLaDOS killed everyone none of the other bots were rlly interested in going there. But one day Glitchy and Blue came in, hoping to find some books that could maybe jog Glitchys memory, and Library Core decided to help since they didn't have much else 2 do. Anyways they all got along rlly well nd Library befriended them both! The 3 now just look through the books in the library or travel around the facility (even tho Library isn't used to that)!

Ok that's. Pretty much it isnkw

[emmafreakecreations]

Reading ACOFAS for the first time

wow this was boring. Just pages and pages of the inner circle being jerks to the characters really going through it.

This has also bothered me since the beginning but even more so with this book. gendering everything and labeling ppl as either male or female. Labeling ppl as either male or female just narrows down ppl into just their biological and ignores ppl who do not identify with either and the ppl who do not identify with what they were born with.

Top cringy moments:

-Ryhsand and Feyre doing it in the air and almost hitting ppls houses months after a battle that destroyed houses and killed ppl there. Also the fact that its out in the open so anyone could see.

-Feyre trying to bring elain and lucien together when clearly both of them don't want to, because elain is still going through some stuff and lucien is being a respectful boy and keeping his distance.

-Ryhsand yelling at Tamlin and making him feel even more like shit even though Tamlin already knows the things he did was bad. Also causing Tamlin to kick out his only best friend who is willing to help him through his shit. And to top it all off not feeling bad or alarmed at all that the actions of him and feyre has caused a security issue but blames Tamlin for it, forgetting that Tamlin acted as a spy and was not working for Hyburn. Ryhsand's yelling also making the coming together in peace thing more difficult.

-Feyre being a jerk to lucien because lucien rightly so doesn't want to live with them or take their charity and wants to live other ppl who appreciate him more. I wouldn't want to live rhys and feyre either.

-Feyre and Mor thinking Cassian, Azriel, and Ryhs being the mightiest warriors have a yearly snowball fight being silly and they are illyrian babies. It just seems to me you guys don't know how to have fun and are making fun of men for being themselves.

-Feyre constantly thinking about how rich she is and complaining that she doesn't need all this wealth. Then why the hell aren't you donating most of it to ppl who need it. I mean from the sounds of it you guys basically have all the wealth of Prythian.

-Rhys being angry about Nesta sending the 14 year old Feyre to hunt when Nesta would have been 17-a child still- and not angry at their father who was alive and well that could have done something more to help the situation.

-Rhys revealing his mother made all the dresses. Yes it's weird not romantic. Also his mother must be a master of seeing into the future and sewing bc how did those dresses fit her so well.

-Rhys coming to the image of his future child. And that whole scene in general

-Rhys and Feyre. They are like that one couple in high school that constantly does PDA which is not cute its just annoying and disgusting. They will do PDA near your locker making it difficult to open your locker and get what you need.

Also I really didn't start noticing now but I feel like there are racist connotations towards the Illyrians being portrayed as backward, warroir tribal ppl that need to be kept under control by the inner circle. Also the inner circle complains about other ppl being backwards towards women but the inner circle does the same shit too.

I understand that Tamlin betraying their friendship and informing his father and brothers about the Ryhs's sister and mother's whereabouts and murdering them is bad. But Ryhs and his father exacting revenge and killing Tamlin's mother in the process was also bad. From what I understand in reading between the lines Tamlin did not like his father and brothers bc they were the worst, but his mother was kind and nice. Similar to Ryhs's parents. I could see Tamlin giving into his father and brothers and going along with it out of fear of them. And then in retaliation Ryhs allowed the killing of Tamlin's mother, the only relative he liked. Honestly its been several hundred years and in the effort of peace I think you should just forgive him and apologize to him for murdering his mother too. Yes Ryhsand you also enabled bad behavior too not just Tamlin. Also it pisses me off that Ryhs doesn't care that Tamlin saved his life. He could have let you die and feyre suffer.