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moeblob · 3 months ago

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OK I swear the reason I'm showing you this will have context in a couple days! But also, the fact B&N has a section dedicated to "well he may be a ten buuuuut" and included my current crime of "he's blonde" is like. Dang. Called out.

Didn't help I saw this with a guy and I said "oh no, my blonde enjoyer crimes called out!" and he said "better than redheads" and I'm like. "Sir, I have to inform you of my previous crime." and he was not pleased as he said "Fish... why....."

#moe talks a lot #not art #this will be much more relevant to my art in a couple days but just know #that ive had a field day staring at these and noticing unintentional bullshit #such as ! note how they are all kinda average writing size OR p big except for the tail one #which is kinda small and i feel like the person who wrote it is like this is the opposite of a '10 but -' ... thats a plus...#but then you also have all of them starting off lower case EXCEPT He's a man-child #oh absolutely gotta cater to the man-childs esteem and capitalize that one #this might be incredibly funny to me but i am not letting it be rebloggable im so sorry #also i like how he calls me fish in public bc despite having known me since 4th grade #he got in the habit during our ffxiv days during skype calls with someone in another state #so instead of using my in game name of Tuna vs my actual skype name Salmon #hes like fuck it we ball with just Fish #so i am fish to him and it carries over irl when we hang out which is rare but still #this is the same guy who was on the phone with his wife while we were wandering around and he just #watches me walk off with a very serious determination and i hear him say #hold on babe fish just walked over to a makeup store and is staring #so he walks over and asks me whats up and i point to a shelf and say dude #and he looks where im pointing and asks his wife #hey honey do you want main character energy? fish found some lipstick for that #and i hear her over the phone saying what very flatly #and he had to explain that there was a shelf advertising main character energy in sephora #his wife said no which is fair (they were also closed lol)#also the same guy i beat up on accident who lied to his football coach about why he had such fucked up shins #bc he knew his coach liked me as a very kind and quiet and obedient student #and my buddy was like i cant tell him you kicked me so much i bled...#and i just ????????????? hey what you never mentioned bleeding to me? dude? you KEPT MAKING SHORT JOKES #KNOWING ID KICK YOU IN THE SHINS? you never thought to say maybe stop that or maybe just stop picking on me #anyway yeah this guy and i have been through some weird times and most of them are my fault

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