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Avalon for @juhuachai. Very belated finish to an artfight thing. I’ve literally been chipping away at this in ten minute intervals since July.
#artists on tumblr#art nouveau#characterillustration#fantasycharacter#god im so tired#also god I’m gay
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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU
i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo
(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)
ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3
#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep#no braincell rn#goodbye it is wine time#hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you#just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc#god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW#art2 and craft2#dnp#phanart#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phinktober#punk edits irl come back to me please#i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin#idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO#actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc#OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME#good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that#now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life
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Damn you know the Velma show is bad because Velma and Daphne literally kiss and are confirmed love interests in it and you gay bitches are SILENT
#scooby doo#Velma literally got a crush on one side character in one animated movie no one watched#and you people lost your god damn mind#Now she’s fully making out with Daphne and no one gives a fuck#hbo velma#velma show#Velma#(just to be clear I’m also gay bitches)
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My beloved wife is not just a doctor of acupuncture, they also have a Master’s in both English and German. Language is their jam. To their eternal suffering, I do not have perfect grammar. When prompted they said it’s “fairly acceptable” on a day to day basis.
But I do have quirks that make them quietly grit their teeth. One of them is my indifference to differentiation between “is” and “are”. On multiple occasions they’ve tried to explain to me when I misuse “is,” and generally I can’t even parse what’s upset them. They gave an example of me asking, “Is there pickles in the fridge?” rather than the correct “Are there pickles in the fridge?”
They’ve told me that to pacify the editor in their brain they’ll mentally correct my sentences and that’s usually enough. Tonight it was me saying “There is other narrators,” in reference to a series we’re reading. When they pointed it out tonight it was to say that “are” would have been correct because there’s multiple other narrators.
“No,” I countered, “I was trying to use ambiguous language but there is really only one other narrator, so in my mind I knew that and spoke incorrectly because I knew it was singular but the sentence implied it was plural.”
This incensed them further (I also don’t know the difference between further and farther and the pneumonic is just as unhelpful to me as the one for stalactites and stalagmites.)
What’s funny to me though was that I asked about my use of “kind’ve” that people got worked up over in my 20lb ass post. “Doesn’t that bother you? It’s blatantly wrong.”
“No, that’s just a colloquialism, it’s fine.”
#ramblies#funny#that gay wife life#for the love if god please don’t try to provide helpful pneumonics#I am just telling a story and I’m perfectly content at my current levels of aptitude#grammar#please also refrain from jokes about the English/German pairing my wife is Jewish and will not appreciate it#genuinely pneumonic was an autocorrect but yknow what#I’m leaving it
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#*deep breath*#GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY#GOD#macdennis#i’m not a robglenn (glob?) I swear it’s just funny#/lh#and also they have no reason to be that homoerotic other than the homosexual tendencies#dennis reynolds#iasip#macden#mac macdonald#glenn howerton#rob mcelhenney
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For every note this little post gets, i’ll work on my art projects for 2 minutes this month.
#you are literally under no obligation to interact with this post#speck rambles#power of the crowd and gays#i’m going ti take a nap listening to the rain. i just wanted to post something that let me talk about the rain#because like#it’s been just thundering#terribly. and i’m in love#i’ve never been cozier and my head feels fuzzy#i also did not sleep well. so the rain is calling me and sending me to sleep#i love the rain. i love the thunder. i’m so glad that im going to nap#and then? if i wake up and it’s still rainy? a cup of tea warmed up for my soul#god. but the abundance of rain also has me terrified of the flooding and-#oh. lightwnobg jsr almost stuck me#ah. okay. not fun. uh. stilly. bed now
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^3^
(there’s a bonus drawing under the cut that i don’t like enough to put in its own post but i still think it’s cute lol)
fambily :]
#.png#mcytshipping#qsmpshipping#qsmp#qsmp missa#qsmp phil#pissa#< that’s still so funny#eyestrain#tried some fun stuff with the rendering how do we feel about this gamers#been needing an excuse to use some of the brushes i’ve made and properly test them#also missa’s hair situation is Truly getting out of hand someone help him#god am i gonna have to start putting the eyestrain tag on all my art#i’m sorry i just like neon okay#i feel like anyone that’s followed me for a long time probably knows that#anyways welcome back to me posting gay shit on main it’s been a while
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i’m stuck on the thought of aegon and larys’ dynamic changing throughout the series bc as it stands aegon is the alpha male ideal to larys’ incel loser that aegon’s friends mock when he’s not looking (but they work together anyway even when aegon can see all through his bullshit. freak recognizes freak)
i wonder how that will change when aegon is disabled and larys is offering him solace. do they get closer? do his ableist friends all abandon him and he takes all the comfort he can get in that moment? i wonder if when larys poisons aegon (something he was willing to die for) it’s personal - what else would it be for, the good of the realm? that might work for book!larys but i struggle to think of his show counterpart like that…
#it’s probably not going to be the way i imagine on the show but i’m looking forward to see what they do with it anyway!!#also i am aware of the implications of calling aegon an alpha in god’s tumblr site.#i’m going slightly insane fr fr they’re kind of made for each other???? 😭 < just saw larys behind aegon when he’s beating tf out of cheese#on the preview. behind every gay person there’s an even more evil gay person#the way they wrapped up the filming with larys’ quote to aegon. :) yaoi of the season jacegan could never compare#house of the dragon#spoilers#if you haven’t read the book#aegonlarys#larygon
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guys i’ve drawn lila some more
decided to draw 2 of her saddest scenes for what reason????????
i actually don’t have an answer i just liked the references
(also here are the references)
and i can’t remember if ive dropped these here before but i did some pencil drawings of her a whiiiiiile ago and im actually really proud of them so i’ll just leave them here regardless :)
v also their references
#ritu arya is so goddamn beautiful. like holy shit. just call me gay atp#so i actually did the digital drawings in like under an hour#like both of them together#and they’re really not that great but i’m proud of them for the time being#and i am usually the slowest drawer on god’s green earth and that is LIGHTNING speed for me#also the pencil drawing of lila in the jacket while she’s on the sparrow’s roof with the briefcase#is one of my favorite doodles i’ve ever done tbh#it’s not that special literally at all but i love the expression on her face and i think she’s just so cute#and i LOVE how the jacket turned out#i thought it would’ve been terrible but it went surprisingly well ..?#anywho i’m rambling but i just wanted to drop them here :3#laur draws stuff#laur says stuff#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#tua s2#tua season 2#tua s3#tua season 3#tua s4#tua season 4#lila pitts#lila hargreeves#tua lila#ritu arya#my art#tua fanart#artists on tumblr
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*finishing the obligatory pretty concept art for my friend whose a writer and I needed to redo her character sheets so I can go draw Deadpool and Wolverine being gay*
#poolverine#I do love the characters tho#Especially the ones I’m doing the sheets for#I just also wanna draw poolverine#As fun as it is to draw Apollo (not the god) over and over again I wanna draw other gay people with intense toxic homoerotic tension#Who are also immortal#And also evil as hell#Think interview with the vampire but not at all#Interview with the vampire but it’s beast soukoku and there’s not a mafia involved and also they’re a ghoul and a vampire#deadpool and wolverine#artists on tumblr#writers on tumblr#deadpool movie#deadpool 3#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#fan art#art#artwork#illustration#my art#art process#drawing#traditional art
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Me when people dismiss Neil’s canonical sexuality just cause they want him to fuck every male character in the series:
#no but seriously#I hate that people can’t just let him be ace (which he is) and make him feel romantic/sexual feelings for all male characters#and it’s only ever male characters too#like if your going to be acephobic you could at least not fetishize gay men on top of that#sorry I’m just so fucking sick of some peoples dumbass takes#also fye me 🤝Neil#:being on the ace spectrum#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#neil josten#all for the gay#Neil josten demisexual#please for the love of god stop being weird about ace people
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feel like the way this szn is going so far, me hoping for a dual pov realization of feelings where the characters are split between who knows and who doesn’t but the audience knows all for buddie isn’t TOO insane….just think of the potential……maddie being who eddie goes to……..hen being who buck goes to…….sitcom type comedy….the calls being a little too on the nose for eddie and buck…..,this happening during the halloween ep or even post halloween/mustache shaving…….
can anyone hear me? hello? it’s so dark in here
#my dream ep honest to god#would make the most sense for in character canon buddie if that makes sense#like the oblivious rn can only be solved if they flirt so heavily that they have twin breakdowns like#holy shit…..am i gay for my best friend? WHAT?!—#ykwim?#it also would be so fucking funny and the brand of comedy i’m thinking is already the comedy they’re using rn for s8#we already got super gay attached at the hip buddie ep1 and now we got canon interaction between maddie and eddie ep2….#just saying….#911 lb#911 speculation#911 on abc#911 season 8#911 abc#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley
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Every time I drink wine I am will graham looking down at a shot hannibal and we have become each other and he is bleeding out and I am savouring the moment by drinking wine the way he does and I gloat like god often does and he takes the violence the way I did every time he violated me and he almost dies from a distant form of violence but what ultimately really kills him are my hands the way I said I’d do it anyway who wants another glass
#all I’m saying is that this scene was a metaphor for gay sex. hannibal was literally penetrated by the bullet#the details are insane actually#their looks have obviously turned into each other with will all clean shaven and in a button down while Hannibal wears a shirt and informal#blazer#but the way the scene is shot#the angle and the light#wills face being so dark cause we can see the darkness in him#hannibal accepting the pain the way will die when he took a saw to his skull or literallt any other time#they’re turning into each other do you understand they became each other#also most intense eye fucking I’ve ever seen on telly or in real life#also will asking Hannibal if god gloats in Digestivo (or dolce? I forgot)#and then gloating as hannibal is in obvious pain and bleeding out#they should’ve fucked nasty but tbh this was more fun to watch#the way will did*#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#emmys thoughts on hannibal#mads mikkelsen#Hugh dancy#wrath of the lamb
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Noah Schnapp is literally beyond evil. Like, spawn of satan level of evil. He only deserves to suffer for the rest of his existence. How dare he have empathy for innocent civilians in Israel and Palestine. First of all, there’s no such thing as innocent Israeli civilians. Second of all, you can't have empathy for both. Especially if he is a Zionist. All the Jewish people who identify as Zionists are evil. Israel has absolutely no right to exist and Jewish people have no right to exist in Israel. So many Jewish people who are Zionists claim that’s what Zionism means to them but they’re wrong. Zionism is pure evil. You can’t be Zionist and want peace and self determination for Palestinians. I’m not Jewish but I definitely know better than the Jewish Zionists who claim that. They’re all evil lying monsters. They want every Palestinian wiped off the face of the Earth. Hamas would never want such a thing. It’s not like they had a charter that said that about Jewish people. Even if they did, they supposedly recently changed it to Zionists instead so it’s all good now. Hamas is totally accepting of Jewish people now and would welcome them with open arms as long as they aren’t Zionist. Noah, if you’re a Zionist, don’t be anymore. You can change your evil ways. Hamas changed. Yeah, they may have killed civilians and taken hundreds hostage, they may have said October 7th was just the beginning and that it was going to happen over and over again, but they’re no longer antisemitic. They’re just anti Zionist so they’re good people now. You can change and be good too. You’re so young. There’s still hope for you. Stop lying and telling us how you want peace and self determination for Palestinians. We all know that’s not true. It can only be true if you aren’t Zionist.
You liking something like this makes absolutely no sense if you’re Zionist. I bet you don’t even agree with it and just liked it by accident or something. It’s crazy how I even managed to come across this months ago considering nobody talked about it or brought it to light. You liking that sketch of people in the LGBTQ+ community simping over Hamas got so much attention and caused so much outrage though. Funny how the internet works. Anyways, as a bisexual, I was so offended by that video. Hamas are well known LGBTQ+ allies. How could you like that video as someone who’s gay? It’s probably because you’re lying about being gay too. Shame on you.
Last thing I’m gonna say is fuck Israel and fuck Israelis. That country and all the people living there are evil. They’re all colonizers and occupiers. It needs to cease to exist and all the people currently living there need to go back to where they originally came from. All of them came from Europe, right? That’s what I’ve been hearing. They all need to return to Europe. Gosh, why’d they ever leave there in the first place? I know Jewish people say otherwise but they’re wrong. They’re either lying or in denial. They’re not indigenous to Israel. They’re indigenous to Europe. Us non Jewish people really need to educate them more about their own history, religion, ethnicity, etc. We need to teach them what antisemitism actually is. A lot of them don’t seem to understand what it is. We do that to every other minority group that we aren’t apart of, right?
#this post is sarcastic in case you can’t tell#bottled this up for so long and finally exploded lol#gotta learn to just not give a shit#noah schnapp#will byers#byler#I guess I’m also a terrible human being for having empathy for every innocent person affected#Netanyahu hamas and the idf suck#all terrorist groups and militaries suck#they shouldn’t even be a thing#one of the many reasons this world can’t be peaceful#I wish we all could live in peace but that’s never been reality and will never be reality because this world is terrible#if there actually was a god why would they allow all these horrible things to happen?#this is why I’m a former catholic turned atheist#stranger things#I can’t think of anyone more perfect to portray Will#actual gay actor playing gay character#love the representation#so many people who don’t personally know Will demonize him bully him and call him slurs#so many people who don’t personally know Noah demonize him bully him and call him slurs#thank goodness they both have family and friends who care about them and love them#antisemitism
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Nothing and I mean NOTHING could’ve prepared me for how fucking insane the devils minion chapter is
#jaw on the floor the entire time#I had read this book when I was younger so I knew they were gay but good god the clarity of an adult kind#gagged and gooped#every couple sentences I’m pointing at the page and going FAGGOT 🫵#also anne is dead so… WHO WANTS A PDF COPY!#I’m joking haha… unless….#I can do pics tho 🙈#devils minion#iwtv
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in ten years when david fincher directs the rosquez biopic movie and trent reznor lays down the world’s most insane shit on the soundtrack for the climax of the movie (sepang 2015 OBVIOUSLYYY) as the camera follows marc dive bombing valentino for the entire race until the kick happens (left gloriously ambiguous in the frame) and all you can hear is the ringing in marc’s ears as he watches vale zoom away. bike in his lap heart in his stomach. ooh girl.
#luca guadagnino of gay ass challengers fame could also do this he would let marc look like an tom of finland drawing as god intended#motogp#rosquez#callie speaks#you can tell i need to go to sleep because i’m directing movies in my head
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