#god im so tired

[freshm3at]

[napping-sapphic]

*gives you a gay little kiss that feels like home*

[nothanksjohnny]

It was a joke...

Do you think some cybertronains gain a human kink by accident?

I forget exactly when and how it went but there was a time on tiktok where alot of people would basically go " I said I had a piss kink as a joke haha!" That was then followed by them sobbing as saying " it's no longer a joke guys.." and I overall found it hilarious because imagine.

Now I could see this happening for cybertronains. Maybe it starts between friends or just in a random conversation. Maybe a mech is already known to be smashing metal to flesh so the joke just come up. " oh yeah I'm into human! Love how soft and warm they are haha!" Just jokes. Maybe a quick degrading nicknames as " flesh worshipper" or "human fucker" all said in sarcastic and joking situations.

Both Autobot and Decepticons alike are just throwing these comments withought a care. Even Megatron has found himself rolling his optics because this old gladiator is used to the whole gimmick. Caring little of what his troops tease at as long as they get the job done. Soundwave ever the shadow watching and listening finds himself hearing constant imaginative conversations between soldiers some more realistic to the organic anatomy then others. Optimus finds his soldiers throwing loose and lewd jokes in free air. Ratchet almost has strangled multiple mechs due to the routine of asking the medic if he " ever wanted to get to know a humans biology up close and personal" as well as the occasional whispers of how perhaps the party ambulance has met its match. This medic may be causing more fatalities personality if this continues.

Yet slowly these jokes and empty lewd comments became alot more vivid. In the beginning they were soft and warm.Human companions make them realize how comforting soft flesh feels upon metal. Warm chests leaning into their necks as they allow their companion to sit on their shoulders. Steady breaths flowing over their neck cables. Warm and cold hands offering different comforts. Warm feel so sweet holding their face making tense metal relax. Cold fingertips aid in migraines and aches as soft worried coos fall from a humans limps. Attempts of a message is made on metal but it's the cold that seems beyond their armor that helps the throbbing pain.

Yet these warm wants became a fire washing over their panels. It wasn't a thought that many cybertronains in the beginning but soon a question of how much could a human handle rised. Soon cybertronains found themselves almost shaking watching their spike dissappear in the soft body. Fluttering and squeezing making large puffs of air come out of their vents. Soft thrusts on the verge of being to much for both party's. Maybe being a human fucker wasn't so bad as they felt their companion cum on their spike.

[lemm-moxx]

bros just chilling out i supper-pose

(Fresh created by crayon queen)

[farawaywiththefairies]

i need to find a dad whose kids rarely ever talk to him anymore before father's day gets here.... oh, you don't get cards, gifts, or even a call from them?? that's such a shame, if i was your daughter i'd make sure to make the day extra special for you😊

[mr-doodles]

I have zero motivation for a bit- so here's just a bunnnch of stuff I should've finished but haven't :D

[midnightfire830]

Corazon Week, Day 1: “Hey Law, I love you”

Spoilers for Dressrosa and TW for blood

Wanted to try my hand at this. (Law and Cora’s backstories are some of my favorites in One Piece!)

I don’t know if I’ll be able to keep up with the whole week but i can try my best! Enjoy!

[stupidlobstersocks]

I say this everywhere, but i spent 3 days on this while dying of allergies

[ratstranaut]

they should give me a ray gun that lets me give able bodied people my disability for 24 hours. just as a treat I think I deserve it <3

[lady-hoslow]

sometimes i wish he would introduce me as his sister in public just so i could see everyone’s faces when he starts to get a bit too handsy~

it’s my big brother‘s job to protect me, isn’t it? of course he’s gonna hold me close to make sure i don’t wander off and get into any bad situations… what do you mean it’s weird that his hand is under my shirt?

[fiddlepickdouglas]

[yummycrummy]

teheheoho cutely redraws this comic @bunnieswithknives

Rest is below !!

[astranauticus]

you 🫵 go watch my animatic now

[shizunitis]

here’s a note:

do you understand. do you see

[professoryaura]

Man part 2 really burnt me out- In the meantime, I will start sharing more designs and lore for mostly the Batman AU (which im still picking a name for-) Might as well start with Jason Todd and Dick Grayson

In this AU, Jason and Dick are twins and Bruce's biological sons. They look a lot more human comparted to Bruce, but Jason got more of Bruce's demonic features when he was revived with the Lazarus Pit

Now what happened to their mom? well-

She died thanks to greedy hunters wanting to take in Bruce. They were both around 20-22 so he still avoids telling Jason and Dick what happened to their mom even 20 some years later

[mavi-gozlu-meyve]