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nihiltism · 2 years ago

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ok Actually important question for u all. you are given three wishes. what do you do with them. you can't ask for more wishes and please assume the free wish ticket was found among a pile of riches because a million bucks is a boring answer

#i Know two of my wishes.#wish 1 is to be able to do at least decent gutturals from the getgo and without vocal damage #i dont have a good reason for that really i just listen to too much metal to not be able to sing along #i could practice but idk where to start thats a whole Technique. also i dont live alone id feel very self conscious #also because itd be FUNNY.#imagine inviting your local giggly cutegirl to karaoke and on its turn it picks Beast Of Man.#ITD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY #i know the point is improvement but im autistic if im not at least passable at something to start with ill cry #silent cry for help on if anybody knows any like. tutorials to practice or whatever. btw.#anyway wish 2 is talk to animals thats easy. i want to be a disney princess #wish 3. hmmm.... honestly a lot of my stuff is less stuff id wish for automatically just. stuff i dont have the time to earn on my own #like i wouldnt ask to be good at sewing because i wanna learn. i wouldnt ask to know sign for the same reason #so. hm. maybe id just ask for Time? time to myself to improve without anything being required of me?#i dunno how much time id need but i need a bit.

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