#ITD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY

[palmtreepwr]

ok so now that sunday is for sure joining the astral express due to his model getting leaked completely...... we can all agree this makes sense right. like this is the ideal outcome right. yeah stellaron hunter sunay was slay but this dude on the TRAIN with the mfs that used that same train to create a tunnel through his face like they're building a subway station is genuinely hilarious i love u sunday

[kikinom]

I need someone to edit really heartbreaking and emotional Marius scenes with Torbek scenes. I want Marius basically having a panic attack to hard cut to "Torbek! Is a big hairy mushroom!"

[lord-pigeon]

Well at least the epilogue for the Lantern Rite was funny as hell

Local Grandpa avoiding the other grandpa to avoid getting his ass beat

Daughter to Daughter communication

Lesbians

Rizz being a troll

Chlorinde and Furina still being like, the best homies

Hu Tao continuing to be best girl

Neuvilette literally being the dad to all the girls in Fontaine

The gift Neuvi gives to Rizzley has given me brainworms, it's so goddamn cute

[snopiah]

do i vote for the good of the islanders, or do i vote for the he he ho ho’s?

[nihiltism]

ok Actually important question for u all. you are given three wishes. what do you do with them. you can't ask for more wishes and please assume the free wish ticket was found among a pile of riches because a million bucks is a boring answer

[gillionspookstrider]

i had this idea from like (checks date) 2 years ago about s2 jon going to magnus mandated therapy but it's like. Evil and spooky and subliminally telling him to do shit elias wants him to. If anyone here enjoys writing crack treated seriously i implore you to take the idea out of my hands

[hollystarquarium]

i would give grian my bank account details to see him play webfishing with scar

[ducktollers]

hey turns out theres an official house of commons petition to revoke elon musks dual citizenship 👍

can only be signed by canadian citizens and its been open for 2 days and already has almost 49k signatures

[ohnomysoul]

this is how I think Nocturnal Sweeping is gonna go

[khattikeri]

my favorite part of the jin guangyao & nie huaisang dynamic that seemingly every fic ignores is that jin guangyao genuinely thought of nie huaisang as incompetent and annoyingly whiny. he didn't realize at ALL until the very end that he was being intentionally played.

he might’ve recognized that huaisang has potential when he actually puts his mind to things. but jin guangyao honestly believed across two decades that huaisang at most was rich, pampered, and pathetically ill-prepared.

it came as a nasty, hysterical shock to jin guangyao that the little brother of the man he killed had actually 1) figured out at any point what he did 2) kept his bitter vicious rage inside and secretly wished him dead 3) brought that to fruition with a skillful mix of planning, improv, and making others do the dirty work of publicly exposing everything for him.

[buqbite]

part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)

part 2 (on welt and being just a human)

[cringefail-clown]

theyd feed off of each others vibes so much i cant stop thinking about it

[gravesidepickup]

I think we should consider and think about Peter Parker living in the same shitty apartment complex as Logan and Wade more tbh.

Think about the horrors poor Peter is going through with those two potentially living above him, or even next to him. They sound like they're going to come crashing through his apartment at any moment. He can't tell if they really fucking hate each other or if it's love.

Either way they always look like they're about to throw some SERIOUS hands at all moments.

Running into one of them in the hallway and very quickly trying to get back to his apartment he wants no part of whatever the hell these two are doing.

One of them trying to strike up a conversation and he hit them with the "ahah, oh no, I actually left.. my oven. On. I gotta go" because no way.

Bonus thoughts from my boyfriend :

Peter overhearing Wade and Al talking about the copious amounts of coke and debating if it's worth intervening or not. It's not. He's a busy man. Doing anything else.

[cheesenchalk]

thinking about that time somewhere in the early 70's George found an old letter of his from like '61 or something and pattie told him he should save it so he 'recreated' it and just for funsies threw in a line or two that wasn't in the original about how paul sucked at bass and john wanted to kick him out of the band. unparalleled haterism. you have to respect it

[cowboycatss]

i watched cats 2019 a while back with @dykobra-kid and ever since then i keep telling him how much i want a version of misto who is also bad at magic but SO stupidly overconfident. the rum tum tugger is a terrible bore and misto is soooo much cooler and tugger is not arguing with a girl with big brown eyes whatever you say beautiful

[applestruda]

if bdubs ever needs someone to cover him for a session in the life series like the gem in liml for cleo and the ren in sl for tango, it HAS to be pungence