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Okay yeah that. That wasn't a joke. They put a touch sensor on his ass. And his tits. Only his ass and tits.

They. They had to know, right? There's no way they DIDN'T know, right???

I feel like for Flagship Megatron it's important to know that he reacts when you touch his butt. They showed rhis in the release video.

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I feel like for Flagship Megatron it's important to know that he reacts when you touch his butt. They showed rhis in the release video.

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Robosen Flagship Megatron

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G1 Ironhide (Toy)

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Hey I can't prove it but I started the pickle plague and submitted angry birds soundwave

YOU.

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Is tfa shockwave going through male menopause or something

He has to hide his hot flashes when he's disguised as longarm

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Onaholes are a japanese sex toy, similar to fleshlights but they're soft all over. They often come with a sexy lady on the box as branding, and they can be modeled after specific famous characters as well. Which I assume is what that person meant.

Huh. Suddenly the vinesauce clip makes a lot more sense. Anyhow with that context, any onahole can be a bumblebee onahole if you spray paint it black and yellow.

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Bumble bee onahole

Is that a Vinesauce reference or do I have brain rot?

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G1 Ratchet (Toy)

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In regards to Axelgrease:

Insert Lorax gif “that’s a woman?”

This is genuinely peak character design. Thank you Hasbro for making a female transformers that isn’t a motorcycle I owe you my life

I would let her dropkick me directly into a panini press and grill me until melty in the center. Thank you hasbro.

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Legacy Axelgrease

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Was there no oc poll last friday because there weren't any submissions? Asking because I want to submit my oc for a future poll but I was under the impression that you were swarmed with submissions

Well you see, anon. There was no poll for a very simple reason.

I forgor 💀

That said, while I do have A Whole Lot of submissions for it already, I like having a bunch as backstock, so by all means, feel free to send in more.

As for now, I'm just gonna post two oc polls next Friday to make up for missing this week, and start queueing them in advance so it won't happen again

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If we're doing toy and obscure characters, can I request Axlegrease? she's a toy only Decepticon junkion who takes her enemies body parts and she's so cool but no one ever talks about her. I would let her kill me and steal my body parts <3

Posting her tonight

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Whirl ultrakill

Whirt should get to kill God or whatever ultrakill is about

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🎵🎶TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS FUUUCKED MY WIIIFE🎶🎵

🎵🎶 TRANSFORMERS! THEY FUCKED ME TOO LAST NIIIGHT🎶🎵

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Schloader/Seeker anon here again! That other anon talking about their powerpoint remided me that i should work on my 60+ slides Google Slides Transformers presentation that ive been procrastinating on, so thanks

Godspeed, anon, may ur project be easier to complete than expected and vastly rewarding when it's done 😁👍

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devastator balls anon again, did i leave something moderately heinous in the asks again?? every time i log on this fucking site i go into a fugue state i think

why do i feel like ive been here before??

Anon I think maybe you should check your house for mold. Or perhaps consider changing medications.