#alpha david

[beans-in-your-socks]

OK SO OBVI, ALPHA CENTAURI, A, C, AZIRAPHALE+CROWLEY, THE'RE TWO STARS THAT WERE THOUGHT TO BE 1 BY SCIENTISTS FOR A LONG TIME BECAUSE OF HOW CLOSE TOGETHER THEY ARE AND AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY USED TO BE ONE CHARACTER BUT WERE THEN SPLIT IN TWO AND ARE LITERAL SOULMATES, BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!!!!

Alpha Centauri A is a class G star, which means that they shine YELLOW to WHITE YELLOW

and Alpha Centauri B is a class K star which means that it is one of the second dimmest classes of stars (the dimmest being brown dwarfs) and they shine YELLOW ORANGE to ORANGE

you can't tell me this was unintentional. you just can't, it's so PERFECT.

[daneecastle]

What did I do?

I'm supposed to be sleeping?

You're welcome ......

I'll color it tomor- ...... when I wake up. Night.

[onefr3ddieo]

[sangthael]

get your shoes off the couch you bum

[doc-davey]

Never in my life would I stumble upon the thought of a David and Jonathan omegaverse…

Yes.

things I find compelling about a david/yonatan omegaverse au:

Yonatan having to hide his omega status as crown prince of a newly formed, unstable kingdom

David having to hide his alpha status as a young upstart already suspected of trying to seize power

Mephivoshet being David’s biological son but it happens right before David leaves and Yonatan doesn’t tell him bc he doesn’t want to complicate David’s future and destiny (or give Sha’ul yet another reason to kill him)

other things I find compelling about a david/yonatan omegaverse au:

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[bl0ndwave]

Just wanna mention here that Alpha Centauri A and B are “stars that orbit so close together that to the naked eye, they appear to be one”. Two stars orbiting closely around each other, a distant pair, destined to stay together for millennia...

Does that remind you of someone?

[tonsillessscum]

[brainrotcharacters]

Angel has never been intimidated by David because by all accounts, they're worse

[letmehearyousayglorious]

There are two main things i don’t want for the ending.

1. Aziraphale and Crowley becoming human

2. They getting together at the very end

After pining for each other for thousands of years, they need more time than 50+ years old humans would have.

I also desperately need to see them as a couple. I don’t want to just know they lived their happiliy ever after in South Downs cottage. I want to see Crowley making fun of Aziraphale for the “I forgive you” at every chance they get. I want to see them dancing again. I want to see them visiting Alpha Centauri but choosing to stay in their beloved earth. I want Crowley cooking for Aziraphale. I want Aziraphale to see Brian May or Roger Taylor on the street and introducing Crowley and embarrassing him.

I want them to have all the time they can together and I want us to have a chance to see this.

[livhowlett]

Alpha Centauri

Old Spice: Manly warriors in Space!

Us: Romantic Getaway 🤍🖤

[onefr3ddieo]

these two compared not with age but as one person from parallel universes ok

[shanghaigp]

DC 😭

[carnivorachiroptera]

Single parents Erik and Charles meeting at the mutant kids daycare because little Lorna bit little David 😇

[deezbignutz]

More quotes from redacted fanfics on ao3 I found because I have a problem :)))

⬆️ this is David talking btw

Another special shoutout to some tags I found as well:

SPECIAL special shout out to this magnificent summary:

[cgo12345]

The pump is raging

[brainrotcharacters]

Take Angel away from David and David will mope and be grumpy and depressed and stuff. Take David away from Angel and the entire pack will know exactly how they are the mate of the alpha.