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Welcome to the ai apocalypse
Where ai cat gore infiltrates YouTube
Jesus statues made out of spaghetti runs rampant on your mom’s facebook fyp
And your voice may be used to scam your family by someone pretending to be you
Ai makes me so mad
I have a made a huge rant post abt it but I still haven’t posted it lol
Bible ai especially makes me angry
Because it gets indulged without second thought because it’s the bible
There’s a David movie with 1 Mil views and it’s just ai trash 😭
I literally have no tolerance for people choosing to use AI for literally anything nowadays, I just don’t
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Dude I am galloping with joy…
also very good news, I finally figured out how to finish mount gilboa university 🥰🥰🥰
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GELPPPPP WHY I HAVENT SEEN THIS I NEED THIS JDJSJSJSJSKENSJDJSBDJSJHDJ


my first post !! here’s a little design i made for a keychain! it was just a test to see if the manufacturer would like work out but i thought it came out rlly cute :D just a little doodle of daūd and yehonatan
colours look a tiny bit off in the photo of it but uh ignore that lol
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HOLY MACARONIIIIIIII
I lOVE THISSSA 😭 MY LIK MEPHI
MEPHI!!
doodle I made class :)
Someone give this guy a hug
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I just read one of the weirdest novel retellings of David where Saul and Jonathan are sex slaves and this whole novel is just one giant goddess/enslavement kink for the author. They’ve got multiple books with the same setup.
Oh yeah and there’s a lot of incest in this between Saul and his sister who he “worships” her as her sex slave and they actually bang
But Jonathan gets used the most by Amalekite captives who makes him their slave, and there’s Jonathan x David but it gets swept under the rug for Jonathan to be a slave to another guy, the Amalekite captive, and Jonathan completely disregards his covenant with David.
David doesn’t have much interest in anyone, except when he meets Abigail, he makes her “worship” him
Oh yeah it looks like the author has a feet kink too, and Jonathan does it a lot with the Amalekites… and I’m not into that 😭
And Saul has been his sister’s slave since they were kids after witnessing a sex ritual, and those first chapters when they were kids was… uncomfortable to read. Yeah, they did things to each other.
This book was hard to get through, the writing and everything, and it’s just a retelling of Saul and David with the author’s kinks sprinkled into it
Reading everything but the Prince’s Psalm atp 😭
#also don’t go digging for david retellings in the dark depths of google#i do that a lot#wtf did i just read tho#tw nsfw#tw inc*st#bible fandom#david and jonathan#king saul#prince jonathan#book of samuel#tanakh#biblical fiction
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Ngl I really like that compliment 😭 THANK YOUUU ANNI!!! 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹✨ I love drawing your boyss!! 😈
BACK ON MY ATTACK STREAK
This year tho is the first year out of my four years on AF I have ever done biblical characters and I am soo happy about it
So BAM, here are some biblical attacks/revenges, get trampled @anniflamma @purple-confusion MUAHAHAHA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
Nom nom
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SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ♥️♥️✨✨
Heyyaa!! I was the Jonathan cosplay at närcon and I really wanted a picture with you but I was too scared/nervous and the last chance I had you were busy😭 I rlly hope to see you some other time!! It was really nice talking to you and I absolutely adore the keychains I bought ( ´∀`)/~~
You also have full permission from both of us to post the pictures you got if you'd like to post them!!
Nooo, I wouldn’t mind at all to take a picture with you back then! Maybe next time? This definitely won’t be my last convention after all, I’ll be at Närcon Expo in September, and I’ll try to apply for Närcon Winter and/or Summer next year!
But put that aside, you looked absolutley lovley in your cosplays! Look everyone! IT’S JONATHAN AND MICHAL! Aaaah! This was so sweet! T.T

#OMG AAAAAAAA#the first ever cosplay of them I have ever seen 😭#prince jonathan#michal#cosplay#bible fandom#david and jonathan
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😭😭
ENOUGHHHHHHHH
THS IS CRAZY ACCURATE TO HOW I IMAGINE MODERN SAUL LMAOOO
IN MY MIND HE HAS GLASSES AND A RED SUIT LMAOO
OMGGGGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU!!! ♥️♥️🌹🌹✨
MY SAULLLLLLLL 🌹🌹🌹 HEHEHE

Get attacked @doc-davey with a modern AU version of your Saul.
It's 10 o'clock and Saul, CEO of Binyamin LLC is busy at work at a new defense system against Philistine Inc's new spyware system: Iron Chariot. He hasn't slept the night before and is on his 10th cup of coffee.
#literally me#*walks away with a suspicious saul-shaped lump in my throat#look at how tired he is#heh heh#king saul#modern au#artfight 2025#bible fandom
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BACK ON MY ATTACK STREAK
This year tho is the first year out of my four years on AF I have ever done biblical characters and I am soo happy about it
So BAM, here are some biblical attacks/revenges, get trampled @anniflamma @purple-confusion MUAHAHAHA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
Nom nom
#bible fandom#artfight 2025#artfight#daniel/darius#herod antipas#tanakh#new testament#artwork#daveyart
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El Tango De Roxanne from Moulin Rouge goes so hard with David, Jonathan, and Saul… I can’t be the only one who sees it????
“Why does my heart cryyyy, feeelings I can’t fighttt, you’re free to leave me but just don’t deceive me, and please believe me when I say- I love youuu” - this… but with David to Jonathan??! Or Jonathan to David??! Or like when David is about to depart from Jonathan…
The “Roxanne” can either be David and Jonathan, I’m leaning toward Jonathan as roxanne and David the one singing, but idkkk it’s just so perfect for them
OH AND-
“Jealousy… YES… Jealousy! Will drive you… MADDDD!” - HI HELLO??? This MIGHT be Saul 😭😭😭 literally imagine him being angry at David, boom. And the voice is so perfect too, it collides with the sad “whyyyy does my hearttt cryyyy”
AND AND-
“His eyes upon your face, his hand upon your hand, his lips caress your skin” - I imagine this as inner monologue while one of them is doing this to each other… AHAHAHA
And the song itself is insanely off the rails… I mean it’s such a peak song holy moly. El Tango De Roxanne is the one song I’ve been obsessed with for years lmao
If you want to see my vision, please listen to the song… 😭 specifically from the movie… HERE… Imma even link the song… LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING, the ending always gives me chills… LISTENNNNMM
#pls#i have always called this song the david-jonathan-saul angst song#it can’t get anymore peak than this…#gah#the og song is totally about something else than whatever I’m imagining lmao unless you can only picture David like me…#every song is abt david wdym#and yes I’ve made an ‘animatic’ of it#it’s just in my head… lmao#and it’s fully animated mhmm#lots of screaming and crying#prince of egypt quality animation#what a shame that only i can see it#but maybe… one day i won’t have to…#this song is literally them tho wth#bible fandom#david and jonathan#david x jonathan#king saul#king david#book of samuel#tanakh#prince jonathan#el tango de roxanne#moulin rouge
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I want biblically accurate angels bru
Love how stories that uses Angels as their characters or have religious themes, or something similar to that, almost always uses Gabriel the most (aside from Lucifer, the he isn't technically an angel, more rather a fallen angel)
Which interests me a lot. We have Mandela Catalogue, then there's Gabriel and The Guardians, and (fellow creator, correct me if I'm wrong) Howl_Aaron also has "Gabriel" in their series. (Although I don't know much about them since my friend was the one who told me that during our discussions a few days ago)
Even if sometimes it's never actually Gabriel, just an Alternate version of him. Like dang?? Tho I'm not complaining, Archangel Gabriel has a special place in my heart :b
#they make good horror#i want seraphims#i want the eyes with rings#thrones#gabriel ahh#give me eyes that surround me and blind me with light#‘be not afraid’#im afraid i shitted myseld#im not going to use angels that much in the book of saul but it’s not a retelling of saul if i don’t torment him with eyeballs#angels#bible fandom
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OHHHHHHHH
STOPPPPP
STOPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTT
MY BOYS ARE SO LOVELYYYYYYY
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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MODERN DAVID AND JONATHAN I LOVE THEMMMM
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DAVID TRYING TO BOTHER JONATHAN WITH A RANDOM PSALM I LOVE THATTTTTT LMAOO 😭🌹 THIS IS SO THEMMM
THANKYOUTHQNKYOUUUBHHFTDYFCYYCVGHHVHHV

Get attacked, @doc-davey 🫵
Overtime (Psalms 11:2)
Modern day David and Jonathan, yes i quoted the bible for this bcs i never half-ass anything /hj
#😭😭😭#OHHHHH#you drew them so well omg#the way David sits in the table with Jonathan trying to work gvkgjjfkyfnhfjg#i love them….#I’m going to eat you#artfight#bible fanart#bible fandom#david x jonathan#modern au
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oh wait sorry for following your acc is 18+ :(
Yeahhhh, it’s mostly because of my Bible stuff on this blog I post a lot about the Bible fandom lmao and the heavy topics that comes with it, and I block any minor who follows my bluesky
I love Will Wood tho hell yeah
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okay silly question but i was at the show last night and i just saw your post with the pic of will sitting on the stage and like?? he did that during white knuckle jerk too right?? because i specifically remember him acting all slutty during white knuckle jerk but seeing you say it was during yes to err is human has made me doubt myself and now i’m like. am i stupid? did i completely misremember the song? anyway.
YES, it was Yes To Err Is Human I remember vividly, I remember my friends talking about it too, and he’s done yes to err is human like this in other shows where he acts slutty lmao, tho I can’t remember for White Knuckle Jerk, BUT I have seen videos of him getting on the ground for that song too, he probably did and I can’t remember if he did because I was lowkey out of it lol
Sadly I had to leave midway through the show because the parking garage was closing but I absolutely loved seeing him again he got me acting like a wild animal i love him
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Will Wood on the floor during White Knuckle Jerk WHEEWWW
#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#mr wood is dead#white knuckle jerk#holy moly#icon#i swear he locked eyes with me at one point RAGGHH
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I HAVE A VIDEO
Idk where I should post it tho lmao
I guess I can post it here lol, but actually my mom was the one who recorded him and I was down near the stage in front of Will, and I didn’t record much down there other than blurs of colors and songs lmao, but I mostly put my phone down out of respect for him
I’ll post a video I guess on here if anyone wants to see him on the floor, lol
okay silly question but i was at the show last night and i just saw your post with the pic of will sitting on the stage and like?? he did that during white knuckle jerk too right?? because i specifically remember him acting all slutty during white knuckle jerk but seeing you say it was during yes to err is human has made me doubt myself and now i’m like. am i stupid? did i completely misremember the song? anyway.
YES, it was Yes To Err Is Human I remember vividly, I remember my friends talking about it too, and he’s done yes to err is human like this in other shows where he acts slutty lmao, tho I can’t remember for White Knuckle Jerk, BUT I have seen videos of him getting on the ground for that song too, he probably did and I can’t remember if he did because I was lowkey out of it lol
Sadly I had to leave midway through the show because the parking garage was closing but I absolutely loved seeing him again he got me acting like a wild animal i love him
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Holy shit wait wait- I lied HE DID GET ON THE FLOOR FOR WHITE KNUCKLE JERK
I have a video and YES he did get on the floor for that one too
GAHDAMBNN


okay silly question but i was at the show last night and i just saw your post with the pic of will sitting on the stage and like?? he did that during white knuckle jerk too right?? because i specifically remember him acting all slutty during white knuckle jerk but seeing you say it was during yes to err is human has made me doubt myself and now i’m like. am i stupid? did i completely misremember the song? anyway.
YES, it was Yes To Err Is Human I remember vividly, I remember my friends talking about it too, and he’s done yes to err is human like this in other shows where he acts slutty lmao, tho I can’t remember for White Knuckle Jerk, BUT I have seen videos of him getting on the ground for that song too, he probably did and I can’t remember if he did because I was lowkey out of it lol
Sadly I had to leave midway through the show because the parking garage was closing but I absolutely loved seeing him again he got me acting like a wild animal i love him
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