#all the robins are so precious
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My grandparents do not let me watch tmbt or sonic or any shit so I’ve turned to the old little house on the prairie tv show and Batman.
I have a problem now.
#Batman#all the robins are so precious#Even you jason#Jon Kent too#He’s sunshine rolled with a puppy covered in sprinkles#Little house on the prairie is so fucking dramatic#Like this was not how the books were but I’m all for it#holy hyperfixations batman!#cowabunga motherfuckers#blue streak speeds by(into my hyperfixations)
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If anything happens to this kid I can not be held accountable for my actions.
#I actually couldn’t stop taking screenshots#I took 21 but tumblr mobile won’t let me post them all 🙄#wtf he’s so precious and perfect and RAAAHHHH INTO MY POCKET WITH YOU BOY#no don’t mention anything bad that happens to him yes I already know#batfam#dcu#batman#dc comics#batman and robin#Batman & Robin: year one (2024)#shut up grandpa#dick grayson#robin#robin!dick
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Danny fake guardian angel au
You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.
danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!
cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t
danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth
cw: *shakes his head*
danny:
danny: omg this is a nightmare
cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)
So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u
and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel
Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.
Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying
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huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to
meanwhile danny
Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—
#danny fenton#danny phantom#tim drake#dp x dc#batman#dc#dp x dc prompt#Danny’s obsession in this au is space not protection#but#just danny saying uh yeah sure I’m your guardian angel and having to commit to the bit#seeing this tired competent idiot and going sure i can protect him#not knowing tim is literal go big or go home in his increasingly unhinged fourty step plan#danny: i did not sign up for this#tim: literally leave I don’t care#(they say)#(they got attached)#it’s so interesting to me because danny could’ve just duplicated and be invisible the whole time#it would take lots of energy but the deal was literally to just be company#be a presence#danny was the idiot that went yeah uh im a protector spirit#so uh imma protect u#tim at first: sounds fake but okay#also ANGST potential at first if Tim finds out Danny is stuck with him against his will#like this is my precious prettiest boy that is insecure that out of all the Robins he wasn’t chosen#so that is like a sore spot for him#he could find out Danny is stuck and out of spite lead a side mission to help him get rid of him#even if the feelings are already there😔#dead tired
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batman, superman and robin are literally my favourite trio, they are so special to me
like any time i see someone being like "dick doest have a super" WRONG
he has his uncle clark that would fly him around when he was a kid just because he thought it was so cool and probably helped him with his homework and made sure bruce wasnt being too hard on him and ahhhh
honestly dick and clark and their dynamic just mean so much to me
but also all three of them together, they are like the original crime fighting trio
#batman#superman#robin#bruce wayne#clark kent#dick grayson#the dynamic duo#worlds finest#superbat#dick and clark#worlds finest is literally the only comic i actually read more than one issue of#honestly mostly cause dan mora just draws dicks robin like noone else but also because its about batman superman and robin#and they are just so precious all together#now i need to go read some superbat fics where they start parenting dick together#because you just know dick would love having clark as a stepdad
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Under the red hood alternative story where Jason doesn’t go the drug lord “choose me or him” route and instead hatches a plan to make Bruce love him ‘again’ and get attached to him and then he lets himself get killed again cause CLEARLY Bruce didn’t mourn him enough the first time. It totally makes sense.
Jason, while hugging Bruce after the DNA test came back positive, grinning evilly behind his back: hahahahaha yeah this’ll fucking show him!
Except. He miscalculated. Severely. Suddenly the thought of dying is a terrifying one because his life has never been this peaceful. Bruce helped him finish his school education and convinced him to enrol into university, even helped him take over crime alley’s underground in the meantime.
Jason, while spending time with Bruce, not fighting and just existing peacefully in each other’s company, realising that he doesn’t really fancy dying anymore and his plan is effectively Ruined: fuck.
#Jason: well shit#didn’t account for being happy#Batman mask of the phantasm my beloved#bruce is just overjoyed to have his baby back#his baby that is all grown up and oh my god look at him!!#he’s on his way to have a degree!!#he’s so precious#I’m so proud#anyways#batman#dc comics#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#alternate universe#bruce and jason#good dad bruce wayne
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Idk if I’ll ever write this but I love the fics where one of the robins is brought to the future to see the modern fam but often times they don’t get to meet the adult version of themselves so this is what I think that would look like for them.
Let’s put Damian at about 14 here so it’s a fresh from the league, maybe a few months into living with Dick as Batman. He is enraged to find his older self so soft. He wastes his time on pointless things like painting, animals, and video games. (No he is not jealous, he is disgusted by how happy and relaxed he looks in the future, of course)
I imagine Tim’s mini popping up when he’s around his team. Cassie, Bart and Kon can’t stop gushing about how cute the baby Robin is. Red Robin Tim is trying to talk baby Tim out of a panic, because where is Batman? Why isn’t he with him? Who are these teenagers who keep trying to hug him and make comments about his bowl cut? (He can’t believe how self assured his older self is, or how comfortable he is with receiving attention. Or how obviously loved he becomes)
Steph’s Robin sees the spoiler costume and asks if they’re back to working on their own again. Steph smiles sadly and makes the kid a plate of waffles and tells her that she doesn’t need to be one of Bruce’s adoptees to be one of his kids. (She is a part of the family. Tiny Robin Steph is amazed by the confidence she injects into the words. They don’t sound like a mask anymore)
Jason Todd’s Robin finds himself in a dark living room at night. It’s clean and decorated. A little girl walks through holding a cup of water, she can’t be too much younger than he is. Lian sees him and calls for her dad(s- she hasn’t called Jason her dad yet but she considers him her other parent). Once both Jason’s figure out who the other is, both have very different internal monologues. Bitty jay is shocked by how domestic he gets to live, he gets to have a loving family and a home with a big bookcase, warm blankets and a full kitchen. (Older Jason is suddenly terrified because he does not remember being that tiny when he was that age. Lian is a couple years younger and they’re the same size.)
Dick Grayson sees his older self and thinks he went back in time. Why? Because that man looks like his Tati who is dead. It’s a heartbreaking realization for Dick who, despite having pictures of his parents, had no idea he looked so much like John Grayson. (It’s a difficult conversation, to explain to a child who just wants to see their dad one more time that you aren’t him)
#Bruce obviously sobs when he sees his kids as babies again#he can’t help it#their just all so tiny and cute#also I just have this image of my head of Tim holding the baby Tim in a hip carry#he’s so precious I can’t#batman#robin#damian wayne#tim drake#stephanie brown#jason todd#dick grayson#red robin#red hood#nightwing#spoiler#batboys
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Gordon meeting the first Robin
Batman: Commissioner Gordon, I'm here.
Gordon: Finally—
Gordon noticed the young black-haired boy next to Batman, dressed in a bright and colorful hero suit.
Gordon (pointing at the kid): Who's that?
Batman: The child next to me?
Gordon: No, the Bat-Signal. Yes, I mean the kid!
Batman looked down at his Robin, who is mesmerized by the bright lights of the Bat-Signal. Batman turned his to face Gordon.
Robin (waving): Hi!
Gordon: Hey, little kid. Oh, you're so cute. I'm just going to talk to your guardian for a second.
Gordon looked directly into Batman's eyes with a judgmental stare.
Batman (unaware): What? Is it the costume I gave him because that was his idea.
Gordon: Oddly enough, that's not my issue; he looks adorable in it.
Robin smiled while swaying back and forth.
Robin: Awww, thank you!
Gordon (frowning): Batman, I can forgive you for many things. The numerous parking tickets that you haven't paid for your Batmobile, the fact that I had to install a giant Bat-Signal on the building and you have not paid me the rest of the money for that yet, and even the time that you hit a fire hydrant and left a note saying ‘sorry'.
Batman: I am sorry about that, by the way.
Gordon: Doesn't fix the fact that you haven't paid me for that either! Not the point, why is there a precious child next to you?
Batman: Well... I have a sidekick now.
Gordon: You have a seven-year-old!
Robin (offended): Hey, I am 8!
Robin held up both hands with four fingers on each of them.
Batman: He's 8 and an orphan. Not as weird.
Gordon took a deep breath, trying to accept that this is reality.
Gordon: I should not have to explain to you how that is not better! That's infinitely weirder, not going to lie.
Batman (hiding his embarrassment over his bad wording): I am now becoming aware of how this looks, but he is legally adopted by me. That is all you need to know.
Gordon (taking a deep breath): I have so many follow-up questions, and as a cop, I need you to answer a few of them. I won't be mad if they don't lead me to arresting you because I do kind of like you.
Batman (taken back): Oh... Thanks. Do I have to tell you, though?
Gordon (sternly): Yes.
Batman (relenting): I didn't kidnap him. I legally adopted him after his parents died, through no fault of my own—I realize how weird that sounds, but it's true. I took the kid in, and he's my... son—ch—wa-sidekick! Yes. It's not weird! It's not. He just needed a home. He's a good fighter too. Right, Robin?
Robin (confidently): I can do flips and tricks!
Batman: Yes, he can do flips and tricks. I like him so far; he’s... he’s neat.
Batman pats Robin on the head. Robin smiled.
Gordon (smiling softly): Aww... Dang it, that is cute. Just don't get him hurt, okay?
Batman (sheepishly): Mm hm... Definitely did not have to deal with him getting eaten by a Venus flytrap. Twice. Yeah, we dealt with Poison Ivy earlier this week.
Gordon removed his glasses and rubbed his eyes in frustration.
Gordon: Right... He's walking across the edge of the building, by the way.
Batman (not turning around): Yep, he has a lot of energy.
Robin: This is awesome!
Batman spotted the child flipping on the ledge effortlessly. The new father groaned.
Batman (monotone): I'll go get him.
Batman reached out to grab Robin, but the lively young boy leaped off the ledge and darted away, laughter trailing behind him. Gordon observed the scene in confusion as the normally reserved Batman sprinted after his mischievous youthful partner.
Gordon (wistful): My kid is hyper like that... I hope she got her milk tonight.
Gordon wiped an imaginary tear from his eye.
Batman (trying to grab his son): Robin, stop running!
Robin: No!
Batman: Dang it, child! Stop!
Robin: No! I want to play!
Batman: The night of patrolling isn't over yet.
Robin: I'm hungry!
Batman: I got you McDonald's earlier!
Robin: I want more McDonald's!
Gordon (chuckling): You get used to it. Tell him you'll punish him if he doesn't listen.
Batman stopped running, realizing that this could work.
Batman (sternly): Robin, if you don't stop running, I will make sure you have no cookies for dessert at dinner tomorrow!
Robin stopped running, huffed, and went back to Batman's side. The little hero crossed his arms, pouting.
Batman: Thank you, kiddo.
Batman patted the boy on the head again. Robin giggled and hugged the man's waist, surprising the adult hero.
Gordon (smiling): Okay... I'm not too worried about this anymore.
Second Robin
Third Robin
#batman#dick grayson#batman & robin#batfamily chronicles#batfamily headcanons#batfam shenanigans#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfamily shenanigans#jim gordon#jim gordon thought he saw it all with batman#aww he's so precious#dick grayson is a ray of sunshine#bruce wayne is trying#bruce wayne is a good dad#bruce wayne is annoyed#batfamily wholesome#batman and robin#batfamily funny#batfamily comedy#commissioner gordon#robin!dick#batfamily fanfiction#batfamily fluff#first robin#microfiction#flash fiction#script fic#dc fanfiction#headcanon batfamily
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Screw it, have some superman being a dad
LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE HES SO PROUD 😭😭😭
#superman#superman the dad#superdad#isn’t he cute?#super precious#superman and boy thunder#superman and Robin#I love him#they’re all so cute#batman superman world's finest#awww#DC comics#batman#superbat#a little bit
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Inquisitive babies with big soulful eyes
Batman #410 (1987) // Batman and Robin #0 (2011-)
#they’re also both in training here#jason todd#robin jason#damian wayne#batman 410#batman and robin#dc#comic panels#the early days before all the perils#they’re so precious
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tiny nico robin i would commit murder for you
#ange reads one piece#one piece#nico robin#SHES SO !!! PRECIOUS !!!!!#she must be protected at ALL COSTS !!!
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slowly getting my FUA team ready... only one beautiful gambler left to replace Gallagher so he can go back to his Superbreak team in peace
#abbey plays honkai star rail#I'm being sooo patient#and I really REALLY wish I could get Topaz#because you know IPC and stuff#in fact I would actually *try* but she needs a lot of investment for her to work well with Ratio#because precious Doctor Ratio needs like 3 debuffs#and she can only apply all of them with either E1 or S1#so like... I ain't spending all of that babygirl#plus why would anyone spend jades for her when we have Moze now#he applies 2 debuffs at E0 and his E2 is crazy#also one of his best LC is the Ratiorine one#so I can finally give it some use#anyways I'm SO happy with Robin I could cry#she's so extremely OP it's insane#I can't wait to get 37483453 follow-up attacks when Aventurine comes#about Black Swan well I really want to build her and pair her up with Acheron (Acheswan yesss)#but I need more resources#my priority now is to finish building Moze 'cause he's still level 70#and when I'm satisfied with him I'll get back to her#I love you Black Swan mwah !!!!!#still can't believe I got her too like what do you mean omg
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I don’t think y’all understand how excited I am for procreate dreams like holy shit I could actually make The inbetween Years all by myself
#if you don’t know I’ve been on and off making a pitch for a Robin show/shorts#it’s lowkey kind of way too much work for it to just be fanart so thts why we’re going to hope it gets me picked up in the industry#and it all pays off#(is delusional)#crazy timing tho I was just wondering if I should open comms to eventually toonboom! I’ve been learning it#and also 3D molding tht might show up here soon as well#precious speaks
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I'm so excited to get to tim's young justice era, those comics are SO fun, they remind me why I like comics when I get too exhausted by the grittier more serious comics
#also jaybin#he's so precious and almost all the comics I've read from his robin era are so fun and lighthearted
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The way you can see and feel the jealousy in Robin's voice and face when she talks about the history class she had with Steve.
If you look at it superficially you miss it and think of it as the usual, loser girl having a crush on a popular boy, but the tone of her voice when she describes him is so different from the one she uses when she starts talking abt the class.
She gets so venomous when she calls him "mr cool" and talks abt being obsessed with him.
And like yeah now she knows he is a good guy, now she likes him. But the jealousy and bitterness are still there.
#my precious girl so full of bitterness#and then she says her life is one big error#she hated him so much#bc he got everything without even trying at all#he got the girls without doing shit#and ahe had to live with this ugly feeling festering inside her this monster that ate her up every single day#bc she is wrong and she can never be that she can never get the girl#not like steve the hair harrington can#yapping time#stranger things#robin buckley
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What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?
hm...
Zen's covetous nature, materialistic desires, and comfort in scamming people are probably the biggest things I'd disagree with? I've a very hard time keeping interest in evil or extremely selfish characters, so Zen's chaotic neutral/good shenanigans are as close to that as I go.
Aside from that, I guess you could count Yomi's spirituality? I'm not religious in any sense, so it's been neat exploring that through her character.
#answered asks#thank you for the ask!#oc: zezene zene#oc: yomi kaifu#i should do a post more on zen's criminal side tbh#they portray themselves as a robin hood and collector of lost causes#and they really enjoy stealing precious items from people just to have something cool#...but at the same time they do genuinely want to help the people they take in#so they're caught between their greed and their generosity a lot#all while being a sort of hedonistic nihilist and parental figure for strangers#...'collector of lost causes' would be a great title for them now i think of it...
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Y’all think about those rare times when Batman talks about his sons before they were introduced to the justice league he talks bout his ‘babies’
Batman: ahh yes nightwing, he’s my little boy. Always is full of energy. I love him. He’s just a happy little boy. In fact I have called him here and there he is, my little boy, a bundle of joy he is.
Nightwing: *a fully grown man and almost the size of Batman himself* hey guys :D
JL: that’s not a little boy???
Batman: *pointing to red hood* this is my baby, he’s just a precious baby and I love him so, he is fragile so please don’t make contact. He’s so cute and precious, he’s my precious baby boy.
Redhood: *a 6’2 man, absolutely covered in guns and is the size (if not slightly bigger) then Batman himself, glaring at all of them* don’t talk shit b
Batman: language.
JL: THATS NOT A BABY BOY???
Batman: this is my other son, he is my little genius. He’s so full of innocence and so pure, I love him dearly. Don’t be fooled by that stare, he’s so full of love he can hardly contain it. In fact he is friend shape.
Red robin: *staring down the JL with his Batman glare, already in a fighting stance* I will not hesitate
JL: I do not feel safe
Batman: this is robin, my son. He is very nice, though he might pick at you slightly, he is harmless. He can be prickly be warned but overall he is such a lovely baby and I love him so much
Robin: *gripping his swords, glaring at them ready to fight*
JL: oh my god we’re gonna die
#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#dc#batman#nightwing#red hood#red robin#robin#justice league#justice league should be scared#honestly I would’ve added the others but it 1Am rn and I’m DYIBG
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